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Title: Doctor Dolittle's Return
Author: Hugh Lofting

To You

Hopeful Huntress,
Sturdy Swimmer, Best
Companion of the Field,
the Road and Stream,
True Philosopher, Most
Beautiful of Cocker

I Dedicate

This Book.





12. ITTY

Dr. Dolittle's Return



Doctor Dolittle had now been in the moon for a little over a year.
During that time I, as his secretary, had been in charge of his
household at Puddleby-on-the-Marsh. Of course a boy of my age could not
take the great man's place--nobody could, for that matter. But I did my

At the beginning for a few weeks it was not easy. We were all so anxious
and worried about John Dolittle. We did not seem to be able to keep our
minds on anything but that he was still in the moon and what might be
happening to him. So it was in our talking too: no matter what we
started to discuss or chat about, our conversation always ended on the
same question.

Yet I do not know what I would have done if it had not been for the
animals. Ah, those animals of John Dolittle's! Dab-Dab the duck, the
careful housekeeper who spent her life looking after others--even if she
did it scolding them most of the time; Jip the dog, brave, generous,
happy-go-lucky sportsman, always ready for a good scrap, a good story, a
good country walk or a good sleep; Too-Too the owl, silent and
mysterious, with ears that could hear a pin drop in the snow, a
lightning calculator--you never knew what he was thinking about--but he
seemed to guess things, to _feel_ them, witch-like, before they
happened; dear, old, clumsy Gub-Gub the pig, always in hot water, taking
himself very seriously, for ever treading on somebody's toes but
providing the world with lots of fun; Whitey the white mouse, a gossip,
very well-behaved, very clean and neat, inquisitive, taking in life
every moment and finding it full of interest. What a family! No one,
unable to talk the language of birds and beasts, will ever understand
how thoughtful and helpful they could be.

Of course, it must not be forgotten that they were very experienced.
Never before, I suppose, has a group of animals been gathered under one
roof that had seen so much, gone to so many places and done so many
things with human beings. This made it possible for them to understand
the feelings of people, just as knowing their language made it possible
for John Dolittle and myself to understand them and their troubles.

Although I tried hard not to show it, they all knew how miserable I felt
about having left the Doctor in the moon, and they did their best to
cheer me up. Dab-Dab formed a regular school programme for me for what
she called an "advanced course in animal languages." Each night, when
there was no moon to be watched--or when it was cloudy--she told off one
of the household to play the part of teacher for me. And in this way I
was not only able to keep up my Piggish, Owlish, Duckish, Mouser
languages and the rest, but I improved a great deal upon what I already
knew. I came to understand and use a great many tricky little niceties
of meaning which I had never known before.

Of this Gub-Gub the pig, Too-Too the owl, the white mouse and the others
of the Doctor's household were very proud. They said that if I kept on
at that rate it would not be long before I could talk their different
tongues as well as John Dolittle, the greatest naturalist of all time.
Of course I could never quite believe that; but it encouraged me a lot
just the same.

One who did a great deal to cheer us up in those long days and nights
was Cheapside, the London sparrow. Born and brought up in the struggle
and strife of a big city, he would not, could not, be beaten by any
misfortune. It was not that he did not know and feel the danger the
Doctor was in, as much as any of us. But it was part of his character
always to look on the bright side of things. He was not with us all the
time. He had to pop over (as he called it) to London every once in a
while, to see his wife, Becky, and his hundreds of children, cousins and
aunts who picked up a living around the cab-ranks near St. Paul's
Cathedral and the Royal Exchange.

From these relations he would bring us back all the gossip of the big
city, such as that the Queen had a cold in her head (one of Cheapside's
nieces had a nest behind a shutter in Buckingham Palace); there was a
dog show on at the Agricultural Hall; the Prime Minister had tripped
over his own gown, going up the steps at the opening of Parliament, and
fallen on his nose; a ship had arrived at the East India Docks with
three real live pirates on board, captured in the China Sea, etc. etc.

I could always tell when he had arrived at the Doctor's house by the
great commotion raised. Gub-Gub or Jip the dog could be heard yelling in
the garden that the little Londoner had come. And no matter how low our
spirits were, Cheapside would not be in the house two minutes,
chattering and twittering and giggling over his own silly little Cockney
jokes, before everybody would be roaring with laughter or listening with
great attention to the news he had to tell. He always brought us also
the latest comic songs from the city. Some of these that staid old
housekeeper, Dab-Dab, said were very vulgar; but I noticed she often had
much difficulty to keep from laughing with the rest of us, nevertheless.

[Illustration: "He always brought the latest comic songs from the city"]

And then that very extraordinary character, Matthew Mugg, the
Cats'-meat-Man, was a comfort to me too. I did not go off the Doctor's
place much and there were days when I was lonely for human company. At
such times, now and then, Matthew would drop in for a cup of tea, and I
was always glad to see him. We would sit and chat over old times, about
the Doctor and our adventures, and make guesses as to what he might be
doing there, now, up in the moon.

It was a good thing for me that I had plenty to keep me busy, I suppose.
Looking after ordinary needs of the house, the garden and the animals
was not all I had to attend to. There were the Doctor's
instruments--microscopes and all sorts of delicate scientific apparatus
which he used in his experiments; these I kept dusted and oiled and in
apple-pie order.

Then there were his notes--shelves and shelves full of them. They were
very valuable. John Dolittle himself had never been very orderly or
careful about his notes, although he would not have had a single page of
them lost for anything in the world. He had always said to me,
"Stubbins, if ever the house catches fire, remember, save the animals
and the notes first and take care of the house afterward."

I therefore felt a great responsibility about those notes. Their
safe-keeping was my first duty. And thinking about the possibility of
fire I decided to move them away from the house altogether.

So I built a sort of underground library outside. With the help of Jip
and Gub-Gub I dug out a place at the end of the garden, tunnelling into
the side of a small hill near the old Zoo.

It was a lovely spot. The wide lawn sloped gently up to a rise of about
twenty feet, on the top of which a beautiful grove of weeping willows
swept the grass with their graceful trailing branches. It was a part of
the Doctor's big garden of which I was particularly fond. After we had
brrowed out a big hole, the size of a large room, we took stones and
timbers and built them into the sides to keep the earth from falling in.
We floored it with some more stones; and after we had roofed it over, we
covered the roof with earth two feet deep. A door was set on hinges in
the front. Then we sowed grass all over the top and the sides, so it
looked like the rest of the lawn. Nothing could be seen but the
entrance. It was entirely fireproof.

Into this chamber we carried down all the notes which I, as the Doctor's
secretary, had made of our travels and doings. From those notes I had
written many books about John Dolittle; but there was much more, of
course, that I had not put into books--purely scientific stuff which the
ordinary readers would not be interested in.

Gub-Gub called it the _Underground Dolittle Library_, and he was very
proud of having helped in the building of it. Not only that, but he was
still more proud that his name was so often mentioned in those stacks
and stacks of writing which we piled against the walls inside. On winter
nights the animals often asked me to read aloud to them by the big
kitchen fire, the same as the Doctor had done. And Gub-Gub always wanted
me to read those parts from the books which spoke about him. He liked
particularly to hear about himself and his great performances in the
days of the Puddleby Pantomime. The other animals were not always
pleased at this.

"Oh, gosh, Gub-Gub!" said Jip. "I should think you'd get tired of
hearing about yourself _all_ the time."

"But why?" said Gub-Gub. "Am I not the most important pig in history?"

"Poof!" growled Jip in disgust--"Most important pig on the garbage heap,
you mean!"

But the day came when, as general manager of the Doctor's home, I found
myself in difficulties. You cannot keep a family of animals and yourself
on nothing at all. What money I had made shortly after my own return
from the moon was all used up. True, a good deal of food could be raised
on the place. Wild ducks (friends of Dab-Dab's) brought us eggs. With
the animals' help I kept the garden in very good condition. I pruned the
apple-trees as the Doctor had told me; and the kitchen garden was always
well planted with vegetables.

Gub-Gub the pig was the one most interested in this. Although his habit
of digging with his nose instead of a spade was somewhat untidy, he was
a great help in keeping watch over everything as it grew. A pig was much
better for this--in many ways-than a gardener. "Tommy," he would say,
"the cut-worms are getting at the celery roots." Or, "Tommy, the
caterpillars are spoiling the cabbages--and the new spinach needs

Some of the vegetables I exchanged with neighbours, who had farms, for
milk; and after I had learned how to make cheese from milk I could
supply the white mouse with his favourite food.

But money in cash I needed for a lot of other household things like
candles, matches and soap. And some of the animals, although they were
not meat-eaters, could not be fed from the garden. For instance, there
was the old lame horse in the stable whom the Doctor had told me
especially to look after. The hay and the oats in his stable were all
gone. What grass he could eat from the lawns was already cropped down to
the roots. He must have oats to keep his strength up. No, there was
nothing for it; I must make some money, earn some money. But how?


I went into the garden to think. I always seemed to be able to think
better in that great garden of the Doctor's than anywhere else. I
wandered down towards the new library and from there into the Zoo. This
quiet spot, enclosed by high walls on which the peach-trees grew, had
once been a very busy place. Here we had kept the Rat and Mouse Club,
the Home for Cross-bred Dogs, and all the other institutions for
animals' comfort and happiness. They were all deserted now, with nothing
but a few early swallows skimming over the grass which the old lame
horse had nibbled short and neat and trim.

I felt very sad. Nothing seemed the same without the Doctor. I began
pacing to and fro, thinking about my problem. I heard the latch in the
garden door click. I turned. There stood Matthew Mugg, the

"Oh, hulloa, Matthew!" I cried. "I'm glad to see you."

"My, Tommy!" said he. "You do look serious. Anything the matter?"

"Yes, Matthew," I said. "I've got to get a job-must make some money.
Need it for housekeeping."

"Well, what kind of a job do you want?" he asked.

"Any kind, Matthew," said I--"any kind that I can get."

"'Ave you been to your father about it? Why can't you 'elp 'im in 'is
business and earn money that way?"

He started walking back and forth at my side.

"Yes, I've been to see my parents. But it wasn't much use. Father's
business is too small for him to need an assistant--even if I were any
good at shoemaking, which I'm not."

"Humph!" said the Cats'-meat-Man. "Let me think."

"You see," I said, "it can't be a job which will take me away from here.
There is too much that I must attend to--the garden and the rest. And
besides, there's the Doctor's return. I wouldn't be away from here at
the moment he gets home for anything in the world. You haven't told any
one about our trip to the moon, have you, Matthew?" He tapped his pipe
out against the heel of his boot.

"Not a word, Tommy, not a word." "That's right, Matthew. It must be kept
an absolute secret. We have no idea what he will be like to look at when
he arrives. We don't want newspapermen coming around and writing up

"No," said Matthew. "That would bring the whole world clattering at the
gates. Everybody would want to 'ave a look at the man from the moon."

"Quite so, Matthew; that's another reason why I have to have a job. I
don't know what the Doctor may need when he gets here. He may be sick;
he may need special kinds of food. And I haven't a penny in the house."

"I know, I know," said Matthew, shaking his head. "Money, money, money,
what a curse it is!--as the good man said himself. Can't seem to do
nothing without it though. But look 'ere, Tommy, you shouldn't 'ave no
trouble findin' a job. 'Cause you got eddication, see?"

"Well, I've _some_ education, Matthew. But what good does it do me here
in Puddleby? If I was able to get away and go to London, now, that would
be different."

"Oh, listen," said the Cats'-meat-Man. "You boys all think you 'ave to
go to London to make yer fortunes--same as Dick Whittington. But young
men what 'as eddication can make a good livin' 'ere in Puddleby. You can
read and write and do 'rithmetic. Why can't you be a clerk in the
Puddleby Bank, or a secketary, or somethin' like that?';

"But, Matthew," I cried, "don't you see? I'd have to stay at work in the
town after it was dark--in the winter months anyhow. And as you know the
Doctor told me to watch the moon for signals of his coming down. Of
course it is true the animals take their turns too, watching for the
smoke signals. But I would have to be there even if I'm sleeping, so
that I could be called at once if--er--if--"

I don't exactly know why I broke off without finishing what I had to
say. But I suppose my voice must have sounded uncertain, puzzled and
upset; because Matthew suddenly looked up from refilling his pipe and

"But, Tommy, you ain't worried, are yer?--I mean, about the Doctor's
returnin'. You feel sure 'e _is_ comin' back from the moon?"

"Oh, yes," I said. "I suppose so."

"_Suppose_ so!" cried Matthew. "Why, of course 'e will, Tommy! John
Dolittle's one of them men what never comes to 'arm. 'E'll get back all
right. Don't you worry."

"But supposing the Moon Man won't let him come?" I said.

"It'll take a good deal more than a bloomin' Moon Man to stop John
Dolittle from gettin' away if 'e wants to."

"Well, but--er--Matthew," I said, "I sometimes wonder if he does _want
to come back_."

Matthew's eyebrows went up higher than ever.

"_Want_ to come back!" he gasped. "What d'yer mean?"

"Matthew Mugg," I said, "you know the Doctor cannot be judged the same
as other folk. I mean, you never can tell what he'll do next. We found a
very curious state of affairs in the moon. It is a year now since he has
been gone. I haven't said anything about it to the animals in the house
here, but the last few weeks I've begun to wonder if John Dolittle has
not perhaps decided to stay on the moon--for good."

"Oh, what an idea, Tommy!" said he. "Why would 'e want to do that? From
what you told me about the moon, it didn't sound like a pleasant place
at all."

"It was not an unpleasant place, Matthew. It was very strange and creepy
at first. But when you got used to it--no, you could not call it
unpleasant. Dreadfully lonely, but the most peaceful place either the.
Doctor or I had ever seen."

"Well, but, Tommy, you don't mean to tell me that a busy man like John
Dolittle would throw up all the things 'e's interested in 'ere on the
earth and settle down on the moon, just for the sake of peace and

"He might, Matthew," I answered sadly. "I've often remembered, since I
left him, something he said when we first learned about the Moon
Council, from the whispering vines up there. 'Our world,' he said, 'down
on the earth is dog eat dog. Fighting, fighting all the time. Here in
the moon they manage things better. Life is arranged and balanced. Even
the plants and trees are not allowed to crowd one another out. The
birds, instead of eating up the bees and insects, eat up the extra seed
of the plants and flowers so they will not spread too fast.' You see,
Matthew, the Great Council of Moon Life planned and watched over
everything so that peace reigned--in an almost perfect world. You can
understand how such a state of things would appeal to a man like John
Dolittle. Don't you see what I mean?"

"Er--yes, partly," muttered Matthew. "Go on."

"What I'm afraid of is this," I said. "We had the same difficulty with
him on Spidermonkey Island. When he found that he was doing a fine work
there, getting the Indians to give up war and become civilized--in a
very special way, without money and all that--he wanted to stay there.
Said the island and the people couldn't get on without him--that no
work he had ever done in Puddleby or anywhere else could compare with
what he was doing in Spidermonkey. All of us, Prince Bumpo, Long Arrow
the Indian naturalist and myself, begged him to leave. And I'm sure he
never would have left if it hadn't been for me. He felt it was his duty
to get me back to my parents. If I could have stayed on the moon with
him he would have come back here for the same reason. But after I got
kidnapped by the Moon Man and shipped out on the giant moth he won't
have to worry about me. And there is nothing to stop him from staying as
long as he likes--if he thinks he's doing more good up there than he can
down here. Now do you see?"

"Yes, but what I don't see is, 'ow 'e can be doing any good up there."

"Why, by looking after the Moon Man, Matthew. The Doctor had often told
me that Otho Bludge, the only man in the moon and the President of the
Life Council, was the greatest human being that ever lived. He might be
ignorant according to the ideas of a country bumpkin or a nine-year-old
schoolboy down here--he could hardly be otherwise, born in the Stone Age
as he was; but his was the brain that worked out the Moon Council and
all that it did. And his was the hand that held it together and kept it
working. His great trouble, as I've told you, was rheumatism.
'Stubbins,' the Doctor said to me, 'if anything ever happens to Otho
Bludge I fear it will be the end of the Council. And the end of the
Council must mean that all this great work they have built up for happy
peaceful living will fall apart and crumble away.'"

Matthew frowned.

"Well, but still I can't imagine, Tommy," said he, "that the Doctor
would chuck up all 'is connections down 'ere just for the sake of plants
and insects and birds on the moon. After all, this is the world what 'e
was born in."

"Oh, I don't mean that he would forget us all down here, thoughtlessly,
or anything like that. You know how utterly unselfish he is. That's just
the point. Any other man would think of himself and his home and his own
comforts first; and would hurry down to the earth as quick as he could
and spend the rest of his life boasting about his great adventures. But
not so John Dolittle. If he thinks it is necessary to act as doctor for
the Moon Man, he might stay on and on and on. He has for many years now
been dreadfully disappointed in human beings and their stupid, unfair
treatment of animals. And another thing: we discovered that life seemed
to go on to tremendous lengths up there. Some of the talking plants told
us that they were thousands of years old--the bees and birds too. And
the age of the Moon Man himself is so great that not even the Doctor
could calculate it."

"Humph!" said Matthew thoughtfully. "Strange place, the moon."

"I've sometimes wondered," I added, "if the Doctor had some ideas about
everlasting life."

"What do you mean, Tommy?--Living for ever?"

"Yes, for the Moon Man--and perhaps for himself, for John Dolittle, as
well. That vegetable diet, you know. A world where nobody, nothing dies!
Maybe that's what he sees. If the Moon Man is wearing out a little
now--but only after thousands of years--and the Doctor thinks it just
requires the help of our science and medicine to keep him living
indefinitely, I'm afraid, Matthew, terribly afraid, that he would be
greatly tempted to stay."

"Oh, come, come, Tommy," said the Cats'meat-Man. "Meself, I think it's
much more likely, if 'e 'as discovered the secret of everlastin' life,
that 'e'll be wantin' to bring it down to old Mother Earth to try it on
the folks 'ere. You mark my words, one of these fine nights 'e'll come
tumblin' in on top of you, all full of mooney ideas what 'e wants to try
out on the poor British public. You mark my words."

"I hope you're right, Matthew," I said.

"O' course I'm right, Tommy," said he. "We ain't seen the last of our
old friend yet--not by a long chalk. And even if 'e 'asn't got no other
'umans to persuade 'im to come back, don't forget 'e 'as Polynesia, 'is
parrot, and Chee-Chee the monkey with 'im. They're somethin' to be
reckoned with. Why, that parrot, by 'erself, would talk down the whole
House o' Lords in any argument! 'E'll come."

"But it is a whole year, Matthew, that he's been gone."

"Well, maybe 'e wanted to see what the Spring and Summer was like up

"Yes, he did say something once about wishing to see the difference in
the seasons on the moon."

"There you are!" Matthew spread out his hands in triumph. "'E's been
gone a twelve-month-seen the Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter on the
moon. You can expect 'im back any day now, you mark my words. Cheer up,
young man. Don't be down-'carted. Now let's get back to this job you was
a' thinkin' of."

"Yes, Matthew. We have strayed away from what we started to talk of,
haven't we? You must forgive me if I sounded sort of blue and dumpy. But
I have been dreadfully worried."

"O' course you 'ave, Tommy--with everything to look after and all. Very
nacheral, very nacheral! Now you said you wanted some sort of a job what
you could do at 'ome, didn't yer--so as you could keep one eye on the
moon like?"

"That's it, Matthew."

"Humph!" grunted the Cats'-meat-Man. "Now let me see ... Yes, I 'ave it!
You remember that butcher what I buys my meat from to feed the cats and
dogs with?"

"Oh, that round fat man with the little button of a nose?"

"Yes, that's 'im. Old Simpson. Now listen: Simpson couldn't never do
figures, see? Always gettin' 'is books mixed up, sendin' wrong bills to
people and 'avin' no end of rows with 'is customers. 'E's very sensitive
about it. 'Is missus could do 'is figurin' for 'im but 'e won't let 'er,
see? Doesn't like to admit that 'e can't add up straight. Now maybe I
can persuade 'im to let me bring you 'is books twice a week; and you can
put 'em right and make out 'is bills proper for 'im, see?"

"Oh, Matthew," I cried, "that would be splendid if you could!"

"Well, Tommy," said he, "I'll see what can be done. I'll go and 'ave a
chat with old Simpson in the mornin' and I'll let you know. Now I got to
be off. Don't worry, Tommy, everything's goin' to be all right."


The Cats'-meat-Man was quite successful. Obadiah Simpson, the butcher,
was only too glad to hear of some one who would do his bookkeeping for
him without telling anybody about it. Matthew Mugg brought me two large
brand-new ledgers, as they were called, heavy, red-bound, blank books
in gold on their covers. With these, twice every week, he brought also
an envelope full of greasy slips of paper on which were written the
butcher's sales of meat to his customers. The writing was awful and very
hard to make out. Most of the customers' names were spelled wrong--often
many different ways in one batch of bills. But after I had asked Matthew
to get the proper spelling of the names for me I entered up each
customer in the big elegant red books. I used a bold round handwriting,
very elegant, I thought. It was in fact a boyish copy of Doctor
Dolittle's. But anyhow, alongside of poor Simpson's dreadful-looking
pothooks of letters and figures it did look very clear, grown-up and

The butcher was delighted with my work. I learned afterwards that he
told his family that the bookkeeping and the bold round handwriting were
his own and that he had taken a special course in mathematics from a

He paid me three shillings and sixpence a week. It does not sound much,
I know. But in those days money went a great deal further than it does
now. By economizing I was able to buy the things I needed for the house
and the animals and I even managed to save a little out of it for a
rainy day. And it was a good thing, too, that I did, as I will explain
later on.

Spring was now turning into Summer and the days were getting long again.
One late afternoon we were sitting down to tea, and although daylight
still lasted, a beautiful, pale full moon hung in the sky. The animals
were gathered around the table in the kitchen.

"Who is on duty watching the moon to-night, Tommy?" asked Jip, looking
up at the sky through the window.

"Too-Too," I said. "He will be there till midnight, then I will go up,

"Listen, Tommy," said the dog, "I see some cloud banks over in the West
there. What will happen if the clouds spread over the moon just at the
moment when the Doctor wants to set off the smoke signals?"

"You can see the earth from the moon just as plainly as you can see the
moon from here," I said, "only the earth looks much larger. You remember
I told you the earthlight on the moon was much stronger than the
moonlight is on the earth. If the Doctor sees clouds around the side of
the earth that is facing towards the moon he will put off signalling
till they clear away."

"Yes, but suppose," said Jip, "that he is trying to get away secretly,
without letting the Moon Man know; he might miss a chance that way which
he would never get again."

"I am afraid, Jip," I answered, "that getting off the moon without Otho
Bludge knowing it would be impossible for the Doctor--or anybody else."

"It doesn't seem to me," squeaked the white mouse,"--from what Tommy has
told us about that horrid old Moon Man--that John Dolittle will stand
any chance at all of leaving without his permission _and_ his help.
Isn't that so, Tommy?"

"Er--yes, I'm afraid it is, pretty much," I answered. "You see,
gathering together enough of that special wood I told you about is a big
job. To make a smoke explosion big enough to be seen from here you need
to have a regular mountain of the stuff."

"Is there any other way for him to get down," asked Jip, "except by
using the giant moth who took you both up there?"

"Well, Jip," I said, "that's the only means that _I_ know he could use.
Still, you must remember, that I was only on the moon for a short time.
And although we went part way into the further side of the moon--the
side you never see from here--we had not explored it all when I left, by
any means. The Doctor may have discovered new animals since--flying
insects and birds, you know--which I never saw. He might get help from

"But look here," said Gub-Gub, "didn't you say that all the creatures
and plants on the moon obeyed the orders of Otho Bludge because he was
President of the Council? Well, how could they help--"

"Oh, do be quiet!" snapped Dab-Dab. "Enough of your everlasting
questions. The Doctor will get down in his own time and his own way."

I was glad of the old housekeeper's interruption. For months now I had
had to answer a never-ending stream of inquiries about the Doctor and
his chances of getting off the moon. With her clever motherly sense,
Dab-Dab had seen that my heart was sinking lower and lower as the months
went by, while I still tried to keep up a cheerful front. Yet no one was
more uneasy about the Doctor's safety--though she did not show it--than
Dab-Dab herself. I had found her more than once of late secretly dusting
his room, brushing his clothes and putting his shaving things in order
with tears in her eyes. She confessed to me, years afterwards, that she
had given up all hope of seeing her dear old friend again when the tenth
month had passed.

"Yes, but what I don't understand," said the white mouse, "is how the--"

"There are a lot of things you don't understand," Dab-Dab put in. "Who
wants a piece of hot toast?"

"I do," said Gub-Gub.

I took a large plate full of toast from the hearth and set it on the
table. And for a while we all munched away and drank tea in silence.

"What are you thinking about, Gub-Gub?" asked the white mouse presently.

"I was thinking of the kitchen garden of Eden--if you must know,"
grunted Gub-Gub with his mouth full.

"The _kitchen_ garden of Eden! Tee, hee, hee!" tittered the white mouse.
"What an idea!"

"Well, they had apples in the garden of Eden, didn't they?" said
Gub-Gub. "And if they had orchards they must have had a kitchen garden.
I do wish the Bible had said more about it. I could have used it very
nicely in my Encyclopedia of Food."

[Illustration: "'Well, they had apples in the garden of Eden, didn't
they?' said Gub-Gub"]

"What would you have called it?" tittered the white mouse. "'Chapter on
Biblical Eating'?"

"I don't know," said Gub-Gub seriously. "But listen: I did know a
biblical family once."

"You did!" cried the white mouse. "A biblical family!"

"Certainly," said Gub-Gub. "Very biblical. They all wore bibs--the
children, the parents, and even the grandfather. But I do wish I knew
what Adam and Eve ate besides apples."

"Oh, well, why bother?" sighed Jip. "Just make it up out of your fat
head as you go along. Who will know the difference? Nobody was ever

"Why not call it 'Heavenly Vegetables'?" said the white mouse, carefully
brushing the toast crumbs out of his silky whiskers.

"Yes, I was thinking of that," said Gub-Gub. "After all, what would
heaven be without vegetables?"

"Just heaven," said Jip with a sigh.

"Sh!" said Dab-Dab. "What's that noise?"

"Why, it's Cheapside! Look!" cried the white mouse. "At the window."

We all glanced up and there, sure enough, was the Cockney sparrow
tapping on the glass with his stubby bill. I ran and pushed the window
up. He hopped inside.

"What ho, me 'earties!" he chirped. "'Ere we are again! The old
firm--what, 'avin' tea? Good, I'm just in time. I always makes an 'abit
of arrivin' places just in time for tea."

He flew on to the table and began helping me to eat my piece of toast.

"Well," said he, "what's new in Puddleby?"

"Nothing much, Cheapside," I said. "I have a small job which brings in a
little money--enough to keep us going. But we always expect _you_ to
bring the news, you know. How is Becky?"

"Oh, the wife," said he. "She's all right. Yer know the old sayin',
'naught can never come to 'arm.' Ha, ha! We're busy buildin' the new
spring nest now--Yes, same old place, St. Edmund's left ear, south side
of the Cathedral. But we got a new architect in charge of St. Paul's
now. And what d'yer think was the first thing 'e did? Why, 'e gave
orders to 'ave all the saints _washed_! It's a fact. Sacrilegious, I
calls it. And ain't we sparrows got no rights neither? Mussin' up our
nests with dirty water! Why, me and Becky 'ave built our nest in St.
Edmund's left ear for six years now. Thought we was goin' to 'ave to
move over to the Bank of England _this_ Spring--straight, we did. But at
last them bloomin' masons got finished with their moppin' and sloppin'
and we're back at the old address for another year. Any word of the

A little silence fell over us all.

"No, Cheapside," I said at last. "No signals as yet. But tell me, what
is the news from London?"

"Well," said Cheapside, "they're all talkin' about this 'ere eclipse of
the moon."

"What are _clips of the moon_?" asked Gub-Gub. "An eclipse, Gub-Gub," I
said, "is when the earth gets between the sun and the moon--exactly in
between. The earth's shadow is then thrown upon the moon and its light
is put out--for us. When is this eclipse, Cheapside?"

"It's to-night, Tommy," said the sparrow. "It's the first full eclipse
in I don't know how many years. And everybody up in London is getting
out their telescopes and opery-glasses so as to be ready to see it.
That's why I come 'ere to-night. 'Becky,' I says to the missus, 'I
believe I'll take a run down to Puddleby this evenin'.' 'What d'yer want
to do that for?' she says. 'What about the nest buildin'?' she says.
'Ain't you interested in yer children no more?' 'Ho no!' I says to 'er,
I says. 'It ain't that, old girl. But when a feller's 'ad as many
families as I've 'ad, yer can't expect--well, the newness of the idea
gets worn off a bit, you know. There's an eclipse to-night, Becky,' I
says, 'and this 'ere city air is so foggy. I'd like to run down to the
Doctor's place and see it from the country. You can finish the nest by
yerself. It's nearly done already.' 'Oh, very well,' she says. 'You and
your eclipses! It's a fine father you are! Run along.' And'ere I am, the
old firm. Let's 'ave another piece of toast, Dab-Dab."

"Do you know what time the eclipse is supposed to be, Cheapside?" I

"A few minutes after eleven o'clock, Tommy," said he. "I'm going to go
up and watch it from the roof, I am."


At Cheapside's words a great chattering broke out among the animals.
Every one of them decided he wanted to stay up and see the eclipse.
Usually our household was a very free one, quite different in that
way--as well as many others--from a household of people. Everybody went
to bed at whatever hour he wished--though if we did not want a scolding
from Dab-Dab we all had to be pretty much on time for meals. The last
few months, however (even while we carefully took turns watching the
moon for the smoke signals), we had been going to bed pretty early in
order to save candles.

Gub-Gub was dreadfully afraid that he would miss the eclipse by falling
asleep. This was something he did very easily at any hour at all. He
made us promise to wake him if he should doze off before eleven o'clock.
Cheapside's coming had cheered us all up. We certainly needed it. I
thought something should be done to celebrate.

And so, as it turned out, that particular eclipse of the moon was made a
very special occasion and a sort of a party.

Immediately after tea I ran down to the town and spent a little of the
money I had saved up on some things for a special supper. I got the
right time, too, while I was shopping and corrected the grandfather's
clock in the hall when I got back to the house.

We had a very gay meal, everybody chattering and laughing over the
sparrow's ridiculous jokes and songs. As usual, I was asked no end of
questions--this time about eclipses and what they were like. I found
some of them very difficult to answer, because, though I had seen an
eclipse of the sun once, I had never seen one of the moon.

All the animals wanted to make sure of a good place to watch from, where
they could see the show properly. This was not easy. There were several
high trees near the house; and at half-past ten the moon looked as
though it might very soon be hidden by their top branches--that is, if
one tried to watch the eclipse from the garden. So Gub-Gub said he
wanted to see it from the roof, the same as Cheapside. I explained to
him that it was easy for the birds, like Too-Too, Dab-Dab and the
sparrow--and even for the white mouse, because they could cling to the
ridge and keep their balance, but that it would be much more difficult
for him and Jip and myself.

However, there was a trap-door in the roof which let you out from the
attic on to the tiles, close to the big chimney. In the attic I managed
to rig up two step-ladders with a sort of platform, made out of boards
and packing-cases on the top. By standing on this we were able to stick
our heads out of the trap-door.

It was a fine place for a view. I could see the town of Puddleby, three
miles away, even the buildings and everything--the church tower, the
town hall, the winding river, all bathed in the light of the moon.

On the platform Jip, Gub-Gub and I stationed ourselves to wait. The
white mouse I had brought up in my pocket. I let him go on the tiles
where, with squeals of joy, he ran along the ridge or capered up and
down the steep slopes of the roof, absolutely fearless, just as though
he were on solid ground.

"Can't I get out on to the tiles too, Tommy?" asked Gub-Gub. "Whitey is
going to get a much better view than we can here--with just our noses
poking out of this hole."

"No," I said, "better not. You can see the moon quite well from where
you are. Whitey can cling on to steep places where none of us could."

However, while my back was turned, Gub-Gub did scramble out on to the
roof--with sad consequences. I heard a terrible squawk and turning
around I saw him lose his balance and go rolling down the slope of the
roof like a ball.

"Great Heavens!" I said to Jip. "He'll be killed--or badly hurt anyway."

"Don't worry," said Jip. "He's well padded. Most likely he'll just
bounce when he hits the ground. You can't hurt that pig."

With a dreadful shriek Gub-Gub disappeared into the darkness over the
edge of the slope and for a second we listened in silence. But instead
of the thud of his falling on the garden path, the sound of a big splash
came up to us. The white mouse ran down the slope and looked over the
edge of the rain-gutter.

"It's all right, Tommy," he called back to me. "He's fallen into the
rain-water butt."

I jumped to the attic floor, ran down the stairs and out into the

In those days all country houses had rain-water butts. They were big
barrels set close to the walls to catch rain-water from the roof. Into
one of these poor Gub-Gub had fallen--luckily for him. When I came up he
was swimming and gasping in the water, quite unable to get out, but not
hurt in the least. I fished him up to the top, carried him into the
kitchen and rubbed him with a towel. He was a wetter but a wiser pig.

When I had got him dry I heard the hall clock strike eleven and we
hurried back to the trapdoor.

As we started to get up on to the platform Jip called to me:

"Hurry, Tommy, hurry! It's beginning!"

Then I heard Too-Too calling from the other end of the roof:

"Here it is. The shadow! Look! The shadow creeping over the moon."

I sprang out of the trap-door and stood on the ridge, steadying myself
with one hand on the chimney.

It was indeed a remarkable sight. There was not a cloud in the sky. A
great round shadow, like a tea-tray, was creeping slowly across the face
of the moon. The country about us had been all flooded with light,
almost like day. But now the world slowly began to darken as the moon's
light went out, shut off by the giant shadow of the earth. Even Puddleby
River, which had shone so clearly, was gone in the darkness. Little by
little the shadow crept on until the moon was hidden altogether; only a
faint, pale, glowing ring--like a will-o'-the-wisp--was left standing in
the sky where it had been. It was the blackest night.

"My goodness, Tommy!" whispered Gub-Gub, "isn't it exciting? Will it
stay this way?"

"Not for long, Gub-Gub," I said. "In a few seconds you will see the moon
again, just the edge of it at first, when our shadow passes off it."

"But I don't see myself there," said Gub-Gub. "We're sitting up on top
of the house, as plain as a pikestaff. There ought to be the shadow of a
pig and a dog and a boy there."

"Tee, hee, hee!" tittered the white mouse out of the darkness at my

"No, Gub-Gub," I said. "Our bodies can throw a shadow on the ground, or
a wall, both by sunlight and moonlight. But we are too small--as far
away from it as this--to throw a shadow on the moon."

"Humph! I'm very disappointed," grunted Gub-Gub. "I would have liked to
see my shadow on the moon."

"You are a kind of a comical scientist, you are, Piggy," chirped
Cheapside from the chimney top above our heads. "An eclipse of the
bacon, ha!"

"But, listen, Tommy," said Jip. "You said the moon's light is only the
light of the sun reflected back to us here, the same as a mirror, didn't
you? Very well then: if the earth on which we stand is now in between
the sun and the moon--throwing a shadow over it--then any one in the
moon at this moment will have the light of the sun cut off, wouldn't

"Yes, Jip," I said. "That's quite right. The moon is now having an
eclipse of the sun while we are having an eclipse of the moon.... There
you are, Gub-Gub, the shadow is passing off now. You can just see a thin
line of the moon beginning to show on the--My goodness, what was that?"

"Tommy! Tommy!" screamed Dab-Dab. "Did you see that? A puff of
smoke--just at the end of the white line of the moon!"

"Yes, I saw it!" I shouted back. "Yes, look--there it goes again!"

"White smoke!" said Jip solemnly.

"The signal, the signal at last!" cried Too-Too. "It's the Doctor!" said
the white mouse. "Yes, it's the Doctor, all right," chirped Cheapside.
"'E's comin' back to us. Gawd bless 'im!"


The Doctor's little house on the Oxenthorpe Road had in its time seen
many days and nights of excitement and thrill. But I don't believe that
it ever saw anything quite as uproarious and crazy as it did now. All
the animals asked me a question at once, and, without waiting for an
answer, aske'd me another. When they were not asking questions they were
chattering and cheering or giving advice, or just singing for sheer joy.
And I must admit I was pretty well excited myself.

"Cheapside," I said, "fly over to Matthew Mugg's house, will you? He'll
be in bed, but tap on his window and wake him up. Point to the moon.
He'll understand. Get him to come here right away. Bring him in his
nightshirt if necessary, but get him here. I may need his help."

"Okay!" chirped the sparrow, and with a flirt of his wings he was under

"How long do you think it will be before the Doctor gets here?" asked
Gub-Gub. "What will he do if a storm comes up? Will he be hungry? Yes,
of course he will. I'll go and dig up some of the spring onions at

"Listen, Tommy," said the white mouse. "What will he be wearing? Most
likely his clothes will be all in rags after this long time, won't they?
I'll go and thread some needles for him right away."

Dab-Dab was a changed duck. Instead of carrying her usual look of
seriousness, care, and responsibility, she was now weeping and smiling
at the same time.

"Just to think of it!" she kept muttering. "The dear man! On his way
back at last! Which room shall we put him in, Tommy--his old one? It's
the only large bedroom, facing East--and he always did like to wake up
with the morning sun on the windows, you know. You've got it full of
dried plants and specimens. But no matter, we'll soon clear it. I'll go
and make his bed up."

"There is no hurry about that, Dab-Dab," I said. "He can't get down to
the earth for many hours yet."

The eclipse was nearly over now. We waited a few minutes--just to make
sure we did not miss any further signals. Then, after the shadow had
cleared away entirely and the moon sailed the sky again in all her
glory, we went down into the house.

"Listen, everybody," I said when we were gathered in the kitchen: "you
know we agreed to keep the Doctor's visit to the moon a secret. And we
have. That is one of the reasons why I have hardly left the house since
I came back to you--I did not want to be asked questions by people I
might meet. Now it is more important than ever that we say
nothing--nothing to any living thing, you understand--of John Dolittle's
return. Do not speak of it even to your animal friends or we shall have
a string of cows and dogs and horses a mile long waiting at the gate to
greet him. That will attract the attention of people and the Doctor will
get no peace day or night. He may be very much in need of rest and sleep
when he arrives. So remember: not a word."

"Tommy," Jip whispered, "you're not fearing he'll be sick when he gets
here, are you?"

"I'm not fearing anything, Jip," I answered. "But on the other hand I
don't know what to expect. The journey down here is a very trying and
hard one, as I told you. The changes of air and gravity and climate are
awfully sudden and disturbing. John Dolittle has been more than a year
on the moon. I was only up there a short time. It may be much more
difficult for him to get used to the earth again than it was for me. I
would feel happier if I had another doctor here in case he needs medical
care. But Matthew will be along presently. I'll be able to send him into
the town if we need anything."

"But everything will be all shut up now, Tommy," said he. "It's nearly

"I doubt if we shall see the Doctor before tomorrow night, Jip," I said.
"Even at the tremendous speed that the giant moth travels, it takes a
long time. Then again he may not leave immediately after signalling. He
may wait a while. I have an idea he chose the time of the eclipse for
some special reason. Too-Too, would you please see how much money I

"Yes, Tommy," said the owl, "right away."

In those days we only had metal money, copper, silver and gold, except
for large amounts. What I had saved I kept in the same old money-box the
Doctor used. It stood in the same place, too--on the dresser shelf in
the kitchen. Too-Too, who had always been a wizard at mathematics, now
emptied the money-box into a flat dish and began to count up the coins.

"If he arrives in the daylight," said Jip, "what shall we do then?--I
mean about people seeing him land. How are we going to keep it a

"I imagine the Doctor will think of that himself," I said. "Most likely
he will time his departure from the moon so as to land here in the dark.
I think, Jip, we had better arrange for some one to stay on watch at the
trap-door till the moon sets. Will you go?"

"Certainly," said Jip, and he made for the stairs.

"Tommy," called Too-Too from the dresser, "you have here exactly seven
shillings and four-pence ha'penny. Let's see: you've had your job five
weeks now. That means you've saved eighteenpence a week. Not bad, Tommy,
not bad."

"No," I said; "I didn't think I had so much. Well, we'll need it--and
maybe a good deal more."

There came a familiar _tap-tap_ at the window-pane.

"Cheapside!" said the white mouse.

I let him in.

"You didn't take long," I said. "Did you find Matthew?"

"Yes," said the sparrow. "'E's comin' right along be'ind me. I can fly
much quicker, see? So I come on ahead."

It was not many minutes after Cheapside's return that Gub-Gub came in
from the kitchen garden. He had a beautiful bunch of spring onions which
he had gathered.

"I do love digging up onions by moonlight," said he. "There's something
so poetic about it. Listen, Tommy, I saw Matthew's figure from the gate,
way down the road, coming here on the run."

At that moment Matthew burst into the room.

"Tommy!" he cried, all out of breath. "You don't mean to say you got the

[Illustration: "'You don't mean to say you got the signal!'"]

"That's it, Matthew," I said. "We all saw it--twice--two distinct puffs
of smoke. Isn't it grand?"

"Why, I should say it is!" said the Cats'-meat-Man, sinking into a
chair. "I run all the way 'ere. Ain't done such a thing since I was a
boy. I _thought_ it was Cheapside, but then I couldn't be sure, because
all sparrers look alike to me. Me and Theodosia 'ad gone to bed; but
that blinkin' little bird woke us up--kept peckin' at the glass and
pointin' to the moon. My, I wish I could talk these bird languages, the
same as you can! But at last I tumbled to the idea and I jumps into me
clothes like a fireman and 'ere I am. 'Ow soon do yer expect the

"I can't tell, Matthew. My guess is some time to-morrow night. But I
wanted to have you here right away to help me if necessary. You don't
mind, do you?"

"I'm _dee_lighted, Tommy, _dee_lighted! I wouldn't miss being 'ere to
welcome the Doctor, not for nothin' in the world."

All the animals were far too excited to go to bed that night. They kept
skipping in and out of the house, peering at the moon. Matthew Mugg sat
up with me in the kitchen, where we talked till the dawn showed in the
east windows.


Even then, when daylight came, the Cats'meat-Man and I only took short
sleeps in our chairs, setting Too-Too on watch with orders to rouse us
if anything happened.

About noon Dab-Dab woke us and said breakfast was ready. We were hungry
and ate a hearty meal.

"We ought to get some things in from the town, Tommy," said the
housekeeper as she waited on us. "The larder is pretty low in

"All right, Dab-Dab," I said. "Tell me what you need."

"I'm short of milk," she said. "The Doctor always drank a lot of milk.
And I'm low on sugar, too. And--let me see--yes, tapioca, macaroni and
three loaves of bread. I think that's all."

I made out a list, gave it to Matthew with some money, and asked him to
do the shopping for us. The Cats'-meat-Man was very proud of being a
friend of John Dolittle's; so, fearing he might be tempted to talk, I
reminded him once more as he set out for Puddleby to keep a closed mouth
about the great event we were waiting for.

"Don't you worry, Tommy," he said. "I won't talk. But listen, would you
mind if I was to tell my wife Theodosia? She was at me last night to
tell 'er why I was rushin' off in such an 'urry. She always thinks I'm
goin' poachin' when I stays out nights. But she knows 'ow to keep a
secret. And, while Dab-Dab is a pretty good cook and housekeeper, we
might be glad of 'er 'elp when the Doctor arrives. Theodosia would be
right pleased to do anything she can for John Dolittle. And, yer know,
women--though they ain't much good at some things--they do know 'ow to
make a place ome-like for a welcome. They 'ave ideas--and good ones
too--sometimes. Surprisin'."

"Why--er, yes, Matthew," I said. "I see no reason why you shouldn't tell
Mrs. Mugg."

Not long after the Cats'-meat-Man had gone, the old lame horse came
round to the kitchen door.

"Tommy," said he, "I see the woodshed is nearly empty. Maybe the Doctor
will need a fire when he gets down. The nights are still pretty cool.
Don't you think we ought to go and gather some wood?"

"Yes," I said. "I think we should. But how is your hoof?"

"Oh," said he, "not too bad. I have to limp a bit. But if you put those
two wood baskets on my back I can manage them easy."

So I got an axe and we went off into the small forest that bordered the
Doctor's garden at the bottom. Here I chopped enough wood for three or
four good fires. I loaded it into the baskets and the old horse carried
it up to the shed.

It was about half-past four in the afternoon when Matthew got back.
Besides the stores I had sent him for, he brought Theodosia Mugg, his
wife. I was glad to see her big motherly figure coming up the garden
path. She was a very clever and capable woman, was Theodosia. This she
had shown when she travelled with the Doctor in the circus, years ago,
and had acted as wardrobe-woman in the famous Canary Opera which John
Dolittle had put on in London.

Dab-Dab did not quite care for the idea of having any one share her
duties as housekeeper. But she had always liked Theodosia; and very soon
she saw that the good woman could get a lot more done in one hour than a
duck could in three.

A few minutes after she arrived Mrs. Mugg had all the carpets out on the
lawn to be beaten; she had the lace curtains in the wash-tub to be
cleaned; the kitchen floor was scrubbed; every dish in the house was
spick and span. You never saw a house change so quickly.

"Oh, Master Tommy," said she (I could never understand why I was just
plain "Tommy" to Matthew, but always "Master Tommy" to his wife), "ain't
it wonderful to think of the Doctor's comin' back? It threw me all of a
twitter--the news did, when Matthew told me--Oh, would yer mind chasin'
that pig out into the garden? 'E's muddin' up the clean floor."

Gub-Gub, much to his disgust, was asked to leave.

"Yes," she went on, "Matthew told me too what you said about keepin' the
Doctor's comin' a secret. Never fear, I don't want to be laughed at.
People wouldn't believe you--not if you told 'em one quarter of what's
true about the Doctor. Why, when I was workin' with 'im in the circus
and 'e put on the Canary Opera, it was plain to every one in London that
'e could talk the languages of all them birds--just as if 'e come of a
canary family 'isself. But even then, with it right under their noses,
would people believe it? No. 'Talk canary language!' says they.
'Impossible! It's just trainin' tricks--' No, you needn't think I'd
speak to any one about the Doctor's bein' in the moon. I don't want to
be laughed at. That's the way folks are: tell 'em anything new and they
think you're cracked."

Theodosia shook her head sadly and went on dusting the pantry cupboard.

"Yes," I said. "And I fancy that is partly why John Dolittle has kept so
much to himself of late years. For one thing, many of the scientific
discoveries he has made in natural history are far too extraordinary for
people to believe; and for another, he does not want to be bothered with
people fussing at him and admiring him and hindering him from working.
Why, Jip told me that while he was running the opera in London it took
him an hour of each day to sign the autograph albums that were sent him
for his signature."

"It was worse than that, Master Tommy," said Theodosia--"sometimes.
Indeed, we 'ad to get the 'elp of the police to keep the crowds away
when they discovered what 'ouse 'e was livin' in in London--Well, now
look 'ere! This won't do, I mustn't stand gossipin'. I want to get this
'ouse finished before 'e comes."

It began to get dark about a quarter-past seven. By that time the
animals had all had sleep of some sort, even if it was only a few
minutes. They now began to fuss around again, chatting in the garden in
twos and threes, determined not to be caught napping at the last moment.
I noticed some blackbirds and robins watching this moonlight garden
party from the trees. So I sent out Dab-Dab to call the animals in.

When the moon rose at a quarter-past eight, Matthew and I stationed
ourselves at one of the bedroom windows. We left this window open.

"You feel sure 'e'll come to-night, Tommy, don't you?" asked the

"Pretty certain, Matthew," I said. "I only hope he arrives in darkness.
That's the one thing I'm afraid about now."

"Well, the Doctor don't often go wrong on calculations," said he.

"No," I said, "that's very true. But you see I'm by no means certain
he'll come on the moth. If he does, he could be sure of his timing,
because on our way up his watch never stopped. After we'd landed it went
all wrong, on account of the gravity and different climate. But he noted
down the exact number of hours it took us to get up there. However,
Jamara Bumblelily was the only specimen of the giant moth we saw in the
moon. It is possible she may not be able to bring the Doctor on this

"What will 'e do, then?"

"I've no idea, Matthew," I said. "Perhaps he'll come on some other
insect--which may take a longer or may take a shorter time."

At that moment there was a scratching on the door.

"Tommy, Tommy!" called Jip through the door. "Too-Too says he hears
something--in the sky, a long way off. Listen and see if you can catch


Both Matthew and I put our heads out of the window.

"Do you hear anything?" I asked.

"Not a thing, Tommy," said the Cats'-meat-Man.

"Humph!" I said. "Neither do I. But that's not surprising. That owl
Too-Too can hear things that no human ear can ever catch. Why, once when
we were--"

"Sh!--Listen!" whispered Matthew. "Do you get that? A low humming

Then came another knocking on the door. This time it was Dab-Dab.

"Tommy," she called. "Come out into the garden--the back garden--quick!"

Matthew and I dashed for the door and down the stairs.

Behind the house, on the big lawn, we found all the animals with
Theodosia, gazing skywards. And now I heard it: a deep, soft, purring
kind of noise, still a long, long way off.

"Well, if that's a moth," said Matthew, "it's as big as a young town."

"It isn't the moth," I said. "Jamara Bumblelily made an entirely
different sound. The Doctor's coming down on something else. We must get
the lawn clear. Let's run that wheelbarrow into the shed, Matthew."

"All right. I'll do it," said the Cats'-meat-Man.

This fine sweep of turf had always been known as the Long Lawn. It was
one part of that grand old garden of which the Doctor was very proud.
Bordered by great elm-trees on one side and by a long tall yew-hedge on
the other, it ran in one unbroken sweep of a hundred and fifty yards,
from the house at one end toward the fish-pond and the Zoo at the other.
At the bottom there was an old card house, a pavilion made like a small
Greek temple out of gleaming white stone. On this lawn, the history of
the place told us, a duel had been fought by gay gentlemen in brocade
and lace ruffles, after they had quarrelled over their card game in the

It was a romantic spot. And just to look at it by moonlight carried you
back hundreds of years. I could not help wondering as I gazed upon it
now whether, with all its memories of the past, it had ever seen
anything as strange as it would see tonight.

It is curious that from the time when the hum in the sky could be first
plainly heard, none of us spoke. We had all drawn away, close to the
house, so as to leave the Long Lawn clear for the Doctor's landing.
Silent, Matthew presently joined us. And there we all stood, faces
upturned toward the moon, too breathless with excitement to speak, while
the booming drone of great wings grew louder and louder.

How long we waited I cannot tell. It may have been a minute; it may have
been an hour. I know I had intended to note down the exact time the
Doctor landed. He had so often reminded me of the importance, in keeping
scientific or natural-history notes, of putting down the date and the
time of day. For this reason I had brought out with me one of his old
watches which I had carefully set by the grandfather's clock in the
hall. But I forgot to look at it. I forgot everything. All I thought of
was that he was there--somewhere in the sky, with that tremendous
growing sound--coming, coming back to us at last!

But though I lost all count of time that night, everything that actually
happened I remember as sharply now as though it were drawn in pictures
before my eyes at this moment. Somewhere in that space of time while we
stood gazing, a great shadow swept suddenly between us and the moon. For
a little while it stood, hovering and humming, high up above the lawn. I
could not yet make out much as to its shape. Then, like some roaring
machine turned off sharply, the noise ceased. The air rested in a big
dead silence.

I guessed that whatever creature it might be, it was probably now
sailing with outspread wings, looking for a place to land. Next the
shadow passed from off the smooth grass. Was it circling--circling
downwards? Yes, because once more its great body shut off the light like
a cloud.

And at last--_whish!_--it came skimming over the tree-tops in plain
view. The air whistled like a fierce gust of wind as it banked around in
a graceful curve and dropped on the turf before us.

_It filled the whole of the Long Lawn_!

It was clear to me now that it was some member of the grasshopper
family. (Later I learned that it was a locust.) But for the present I
was not so concerned with the nature of the insect as I was with what it

Alone, I moved out into the moonlight towards it. On tiptoe, trying to
see the top of its back, I peered upward. But the highest part of it was
hidden by the curve of the body. The great locust, apparently exhausted
by the long journey, lay absolutely, still. Nothing moved anywhere.

A terrible fear came over me. Where was the Doctor? Had the hard journey
proved too much for him?--Or could it be that he had not come at all?
Perhaps this great thing from the moon's animal kingdom had only brought
a message to us--maybe a message to say that John Dolittle had decided
to stay on that other world after all.

Frantic at the thought, I started to scramble up the locust's wings,
which were now folded at his sides. Beautiful, transparent wings they
were, smooth and opal-coloured--with great hard veins running through
them, standing out from the glassy surface like gnarled roots.

But suddenly I heard a voice, a harsh, grating, but well-remembered,
well-loved voice. A parrot's!--"Chee-Chee, Chee-Chee! Wake up! We're
here--in Puddleby. Shiver my timbers! You're not as sick as you think
you are. Wake up!"

And then for the first time the Earth spoke back to the people from the

"Polynesia!" I shouted. "Is that you? Where is the Doctor? Is he with

"Yes, he's here all right," called the parrot. "But he's unconscious
still. We've got to go easy with him. Had an awful time getting through
the dead belt. Gosh, what a journey! I wonder if I can fly straight any
more in this gravity? Look out! I'm coming down."

I saw something shoot out off the top of the locust's back. It looked
like a bundle of rags, turning over and over in the air. Then it landed
on the grass at my feet with a distinct thud. Polynesia, ruffled and
disgruntled, broke out into a long string of Swedish swear-words.

[Illustration: "Like a bundle of rags, turning over and over"]

"Ouch!" she ended. "Did you see that?--Landed right on my nose, like a
pudding! I've got to learn to fly all over again--at my time of life!
All unbalanced and fluffed up! Just because that stupid old moon doesn't
keep the right kind of air. You haven't got a biscuit in your pocket, I
suppose? I'm as hungry as a bear."

I called to Dab-Dab to go and fetch me some from the pantry.

"But, Polynesia," I said, "what about the Doctor? You say he's

"Yes," she said, "but he's all right. Difficulty with his breathing, you
know. Leave him to rest a little while. We'll get him down presently.
Poor old Chee-Chee's seasick, or airsick, or whatever it is. The last
few hours of the trip I was the only one on deck, the only one left to
guide that blessed grasshopper to the garden here. That comes of my
years of seafaring, Tommy. Hard as nails, hard as nails--So would you be
if you had lived a hundred and eighty years on sunflower seeds and
biscuit crumbs! Trouble with humans is they eat too many different kinds
of foods. Parrots have more sense!"

She strutted a few paces with her funny, straddling, sailor-like gait.
Then she fell down on her side.

"Drat it!" she muttered. "This air is heavy! Can't even walk straight."

"But listen," I said. "The Doctor--can't we--"

"Sh!" she whispered. "He's woken up. Look!"

I glanced towards the locust's back. An enormous foot was sliding down
towards us. It was followed by a still more enormous leg. Finally the
body came in sight. Polynesia and I moved back a little. Then, with a
run, the whole mass of an unbelievably big human figure came slithering
down the locust's wings and slumped into a heap on the lawn.

I rushed forward and gazed into the motionless face. The eyes were
closed. The skin was tanned to a deep brown colour by sun and wind. But,
for me, there was no mistaking the mouth, the nose, the chin.

It was John Dolittle.


I ran into the house for the brandy flask which was always kept in the
dispensary. But when I got back the Doctor was standing up. He was
eighteen feet three and a half inches high. (This I am sure of, because
I measured him the next day while he was lying asleep.)

It is difficult to describe his appearance. His sun hat was home-made
out of materials he had evidently gathered in the moon and so were his
clothes--all but his trousers. These were fashioned out of the blankets
we had taken up with us.

"Doctor, Doctor!" I cried. "Oh, I'm so glad to see you back!"

To my surprise he did not answer at once.

I noticed that Chee-Chee the monkey had got over his sickness enough to
come down into one of the willows nearby, where Polynesia had joined
him. Dab-Dab also had come forward and was now gazing at the Doctor with
an odd expression, a mixture of motherly affection, worry, great joy and
a little fear. But no one uttered a word. We were all waiting in silence
for this strange figure before us to speak.

Presently the Doctor stretched down his hand and took a couple of
tottering, unsteady steps towards me. He seemed dreadfully weak and sort
of dazed. Once he lifted up his left hand and brushed it across his
eyes, as though his sight, as well as his legs, was uncertain. Then his
enormous right hand grasped mine so that it disappeared entirely. At
last in a curious hesitating way he said: "Why--why, it's Stubbins! Good
old ... good old ... S-s-s-stubbins. Er--er--how are you?" The voice was
the only part of him that had not changed. If his face had been blacked
and he had grown horns in the moon no one, in any doubt before, could be
uncertain now of who it was that spoke. That voice did something to his
friends over by the house, who still waited with almost bated breath.
For suddenly all of them, Jip, Gub-Gub, the white mouse, Cheapside,
Too-Too, Matthew and Theodosia, broke out into resounding cheers and
came flocking across the lawn on the run.

They formed a ring around him, all talking at once.

He smiled and tried to say something to each of them. But in a moment he
stopped short, swaying.

"Stubbins," he muttered. "I must sit down."

He sank heavily to the grass and propped his back against a tree.

"Can I get you anything, Doctor," I asked. "Brandy?"

"No, I'll be--be all right soon, Stubbins. It's my--er--er--breathing,
you know. Funny how I've forgotten the language--partly. Haven't talked
it in so long. Have to--er--stop to remember words."

"Well, don't try to talk now, Doctor," I said. "Just rest here."

"The change of air-pressure ... c-c-catches my breath," he murmured,
closing his eyes. "And the stronger gravity--with my weight. Never
dreamed the change would be so great. Just take my pulse, will you?"

I took out the watch and held his wrist.

"It's all right, Doctor," I said after a while. "It's a little fast, but
strong and regular."

I turned to Theodosia and asked her to get some mattresses and bedding
from the house. She was not sure where to look for them, so I went with

"Mercy, Master Tommy!" she whispered when we were inside. "The Lord be
praised 'e's back! But did you _ever_ see such a size?"

"It's terrific, Theodosia," I said. "I was over nine feet when I
returned. But he's twice that height."

"But where are we going to put him?" she asked. "None of these bedrooms
is big enough--even if 'e could get through the door."

"Well," I said, "we'll think up some way to manage. Let's get him
comfortable where he is for the present."

"Don't you think you ought to 'ave a doctor look at 'im, Master Tommy? I
'ad a sister once who came down with dropsy. Like an elephant she
swelled up. But a doctor gave 'er some pills and she got all right."

"Yes, Theodosia," I said. "I _would_ feel happier if I had a doctor to
keep an eye on him. And if I have to, I will. But so long as John
Dolittle is conscious I know he would rather I didn't."

"Doctor Pinchbeck, over to Oxenthorpe, is very good, they tell me," said
she. "Now where are them blankets, Master Tommy?"

"In these three cupboards here," I said. "Look, I'll load you up and
then you send Matthew back to help me get these mattresses out. We're
going to need three at least--maybe four."

"All right," she called, running down the stairs under a pile of

"And listen, Mrs. Mugg," I called after her. "Don't let those animals
fuss the Doctor with questions. Let him rest."

Well, we got the poor man comfortably settled after a while. By placing
four double-bed mattresses end to end we made a bed big enough for him,
on the lawn beneath the elms. Then we got all the bolsters in the house,
made them into a pile at one end, and covered them with a sheet. That
was his pillow. I got him to roll over a couple of turns from where he
sat; and there he was, safe in bed.

"It's pretty cool out here, Doctor," I said. "How many bedclothes do you
think you'll need?"

He said he thought two thicknesses would be enough. So Theodosia got
some carpet thread and by stitching four blankets into one piece, twice,
she had two blankets big enough to spread over him.

"But listen, Tommy," said Dab-Dab, "what if it should rain? There are
clouds over there to the south-west."

"You're right," I said. "So there are. Let me see, I wonder what--"

"How about the circus tent?" said Gub-Gub. "That's big enough to keep
the rain off him."

"Splendid!" I cried. "Let's go and get it." And off we all went towards
the stable.

The big tent, a perfectly tremendous affair, was all that the Doctor had
kept from his circus days. He had thought it might come in handy some
time for housing larger animals in the Zoo. It was stored in the
hay-loft over the stable. It weighed I don't know how much. But I do
know that it took all of our strength to drag it down out of the loft.
But once we got it down, the old horse told us to hitch him on to one
end of it with a rope and collar. Then he trailed it across the grass to
where the Doctor lay.

We found that some of the poles were missing. But after we had sent
Chee-Chee aloft in the trees to tie the ridge-ends to branches, we
finally managed to get it strung up and pegged down somehow so that it
would serve as a shelter over the bed.

"This is splendid, Tommy," said Dab-Dab when we had finished. "Because,
you see, the tent is hidden here from the road by the house and trees.
No one will suspect anything."

"Yes," I said, "the Doctor can make this his bedroom till he has grown
small again--the same as I did--and can live in the house. We'll have to
get some furniture out for him later. But he won't need it yet. Now
comes the question of food, Dab-Dab. Have we plenty of milk?"

"About three quarts," said the housekeeper.

I asked Matthew to get me some oil-lamps. And after we had them lighted
we went inside the tent.

For the present the Doctor seemed very comfortable. His breathing
sounded a little better already. He drank up the three quarts of milk as
if it had been no more than a glassful. I guessed that, as usual, he had
been too busy getting ready to travel to bother about eating and had
probably gone without food for many hours. I rigged up a place for
myself to sleep beside him and told the others they could go to bed.

Presently he began to doze off again. But just before he fell asleep he

"Stubbins, see that the locust has a good feed of lettuce. He will be
leaving again before daylight."

"All right, Doctor," I said. "I'll attend to it."

"And don't forget to unload all the baggage off him--some very important
specimens, Stubbins, and a lot of notes--very important."

"Yes," I said, "I'll get them unloaded and stored away safe."

I took his pulse again, and while I was doing it he dropped off into a
peaceful sleep.


Several times during what was left of that night I heard John Dolittle
stir. By the light of the turned-down lamp I went and looked at him
quietly. It was when the first grey of dawn was showing through the
canvas of the tent that he called to me. And as I bent over him I heard
the great locust outside whirr up off the lawn and start its return
journey to the moon.

"Listen, Stubbins," he said weakly. "In the baggage you'll find a
package done up in large orange-coloured leaves."

"Yes, Doctor," I said. "I saw it. I have it stored safely away with the
other things."

He beckoned me to come nearer. Then he whispered in my ear,

"There's a cat inside it."

I tried not to show my surprise. But I must say it was a shock. The
Dolittle household had kept almost every kind of animal on earth in its
time, but never a cat. The Doctor always feared that it wouldn't get on
happily with the birds and the others. But I only answered,

"Yes, Doctor."

"I had to bring it, Stubbins," he went on--"simply had to. I found it on
the far side of the moon, in the twilight zone. There was a whole colony
of them there. They were the one kind of animal that refused to join in
the Council's work for balancing life and stamping out the everlasting
warfare of one species against another. You know they're very
independent, cats. Consequently they had had to live by themselves. But
when I visited them they did not seem very happy just the same."

"But how did cats come to be on the moon in the first place?" I asked.

"Oh, I imagine there must have been a pair of cats on that piece of the
earth which shot away into the sky and became the moon, thousands of
years ago. The same thing that happened to the Moon Man himself. I made
a lot of other discoveries, too, in the animal kingdom up there after
you left. I'll tell you all about them when I'm feeling stronger."

I was simply aching to ask him a thousand questions concerning these
discoveries. But for his sake I held my patience.

"All right, Doctor," I said; "there's no hurry."

"No, but listen," he said, dropping his voice to a whisper again. "Keep
it quiet--about the cat. Don't say anything to our own animals for the
present. It would just upset them. I'll speak to them myself later on.
She's a nice cat--quite a character. You know most people think cats are
just stay-at-homes. They are not. They're very adventurous. This one
astonished me. Said that Otho Bludge, the only man up there, didn't
understand cats. And she wanted to travel--to see the world--the earth
down here where her ancestors came from. Could she come with me? Well,
what was I to do? She promised she would kill no birds, eat no mice and
live on nothing but milk--if I'd only take her. You see, Stubbins, I
just had to bring her. Polynesia made an awful row, but there was
nothing else for it."

"Very good, Doctor," I said. "I'll see she is fed regularly."

But while I said the words I foresaw a revolution in the Dolittle
household ahead of us.

"Now run and get breakfast," said the Doctor. "Look, it's daylight

Weary from the effort of talking, he sank back upon the pillow. It made
me terribly unhappy to see him lying there so weak and weary. I had
never known John Dolittle to have a single day's sickness in his life.
He had always been so up-and-doing, cheerful, strong and active.

"Tell me," I said, "don't you think it would be a good idea if I got a
doctor in to see you?"

"Oh, no, Stubbins," he smiled. "I'll be all right. You just keep note of
my pulse. We don't want any medical men coming here. It might bring
those newspaper fellows around."

"Can I get you anything to eat?" I asked.

"Bring me a half-dozen eggs beaten up--with a little pepper and salt.
But there's no hurry. Get your own breakfast first, Stubbins. I'll have
another little sleep now. And don't forget the cat, will you?"

"No, Doctor," I said, "I won't forget."

"By the way," he added as I pulled aside the tent-flap to leave, "you
will find her difficult to talk to. Took me quite a while to get on to
the language. Quite different from anything we've tried so far in animal
languages. A curious tongue--very subtle, precise and exact. Sounds as
though whoever invented it was more anxious to keep things to himself
than to hand them over to others. Not chatty at all. There's no word for
_gossip_ in it. Not much use for people who want to be chummy. Good
language for lawyers though."

When I got indoors I found every one sitting down to a good breakfast
which Dab-Dab and Theodosia had prepared. I was glad to be able to tell
them that the Doctor could breathe and speak better this morning, but
that he still seemed very weak and easily tired.

"The first thing," I said, "is to make him really strong and well. After
that we'll have to get his weight and size down to what it was. But that
must be done gradually, without letting him lose strength. I'll get him
to lay out a diet for himself--then we'll know just what things to give
him and what not to give him."

"Then you ain't goin' to get another doctor to see 'im, Master Tommy?"
asked Theodosia.

"No," I said, "not for the present anyhow."

"What would he want with a doctor?" Gub-Gub asked, raising his eyebrows.
"John Dolittle knows all there is to be known, himself, about doctoring,
doesn't he?"

"Well," I explained, "you see, when doctors get ill they sometimes have
to get other doctors to doctor them."

"Humph!" grunted Gub-Gub. "How extraordinary! Seems a dreadful waste of

"Now," I said, "the main thing for the present--you must forgive me if I
repeat it--is that all of you, you, Gub-Gub, Jip, Whitey, Too-Too,
everybody, must leave him in peace. Don't visit the tent unless you're
sent there specially. He has a lot to tell us and I am just as anxious
to hear it as you are. But we have got to wait till he is well enough to
tell us in his own way and in his own time. Is that clear?"

They all promised that they would do as I asked. And I must say that
they were very good about it. Any one who knew the way they loved the
Doctor can imagine how hard it was for them to keep away from him at
this time, when they had not seen or talked with him for so long.

Matthew and Theodosia I allowed into the tent--and, once in a while,
Polynesia and Chee-Chee. But I never let any of them stay long. It is
true that I was a very worried boy those first few days. And if the
Doctor's pulse had behaved in any way queerly I would have got another
doctor in, no matter what my patient himself had to say.

But, very slowly, a little each day, he began getting better. Before
Theodosia left to go back to look after her own home she decided she
would like to make him a new suit. Matthew was sent to buy the cloth.
But he found that to get enough woollen cloth for such a job would cost
far more money than we had. So Mrs. Mugg took three old suits of the
Doctor's and by very clever needlework made them into one big one. Then
she re-dyed it to make it all of one colour. Of course the Doctor could
not wear it right away because he was not yet well enough to move about.
But he was very glad to have it against the day when he could get up.

[Illustration: "Mrs. Mugg took three suits and made them into one"]


I found that the Doctor had given me a hard job when he told me not to
let the other animals know about the cat. That same night I sneaked off
quietly by myself and opened up the crate to feed her. I suppose I had
expected to find an ordinary cat. But there was nothing ordinary about
her. She had a long, thin, snaky sort of body and long thin
legs--something like the Indian cheetah. And she was the wildest
creature I had ever seen.

Most likely she had thought it was the Doctor coming to see her when I
started to undo the wrapping on her cage. But when she saw a strange
human looking in at her she bounded away from me and cowered, snarling,
in a corner. I saw it was no use trying to coax her in that state of
fear. I would have to let her get used to me gradually. So I put the
bowl of milk down inside and closed up her crate. Soon I heard her
lapping up the food hungrily and I tiptoed quietly away.

I thought it best to consult with Polynesia. I took her aside where we
could talk without being heard.

"Listen, Polynesia," I said, "you know about this cat?"

She jumped as though I had stuck a pin in her.

"Young man," she said severely, "if you wish to remain a friend of mine
don't ever speak of that animal by the usual word. Those _creatures_--
well, just call it _It_!"

"Very well, Polynesia," I said, "we'll call her It--No, let's call her
Itty, shall we?"

"Itty?" muttered the parrot with a frown--"Itty? Kitty?--_Pity_ would be
better. Oh, well, have it your own way."

And from that time on the cat was called Itty.

"You see, Polynesia," I said, "this cat--"

"Don't use that word!" she screamed. "It gets me all fluffed up."

"Excuse me," I went on. "But Itty has to be fed on the quiet for the
present. The Doctor doesn't want the other animals to know about her
until he can tell them himself. But you can understand it isn't going to
be easy for me to get meals to her. Now what I was going to ask you to
do is this: when I want to go and give--er--Itty food, I'll make a sign
to you. Then you lead the other animals off somewhere or keep them busy
till I get back, see?"

The parrot agreed she would do this. And for a while the plan worked all
right. Every day when I wanted to take milk to the cat Polynesia would
suggest to the animals that they should all go with her to see how the
lettuce was coming up in the kitchen garden, or something like that. And
the coast would be left clear for me to attend to Itty.

The cat began gradually to get used to my visits, and when she saw that
I meant to do her no more harm than to bring her milk she actually
became friendly in a strange awkward way.

However, the household finally got suspicious. Maybe Polynesia's excuses
for getting them out of the way began to grow stale. Anyway, Gub-Gub
asked me one evening what was the reason for my disappearing so
mysteriously at the same hour every day. Then Too-Too, that bird with
the keenest ears in the world, remarked that she had heard strange
unearthly noises in the attic. (The attic was where I had stored the
Doctor's moon baggage.) And finally Jip--who had been decorated with a
golden dog collar for his cleverness in smelling--said he had sniffed a
new queer scent on the upper stairs.

I began to get uncomfortable. I glanced across at Polynesia to see if I
would get any help from her. But the old rascal was gazing up at the
ceiling, humming a Danish sea song to herself, pretending not to hear a
word of the conversation. Chee-Chee, the only other one in the secret,
was frightfully busy clearing up the hearth, in hopes, no doubt, that he
wouldn't be asked any questions. The white mouse was watching, silent,
from the mantelpiece, his big pink eyes wide open with curiosity. I
heard Dab-Dab through the open door to the pantry, drying dishes at the
sink. I got more uncomfortable still.

"Tell me, Tommy," said Jip, "what's in all that baggage the Doctor
brought down from the moon?"

"Oh--er--plants," I said, "moon plants, and seeds--no end of seeds, Jip;
things the Doctor wants to try out down here on the earth to see how
they'll do."

"But this wasn't any plant smell which I caught," said Jip. "It was
something quite different."

"What was it like?" asked Too-Too.

"Seemed like an animal," said the dog.

"What kind of an animal?" asked the white mouse.

"I couldn't quite make out," said Jip. "It was very queer. It set the
hair on my back all tingling. And I couldn't understand why. Is there
nothing else but plants in that baggage, Tommy?"

For a long minute I remained silent while all the animals watched me,
waiting for an answer. At last Polynesia said,

"Oh, you might as well tell them, Tommy. They're bound to know sooner or

"Very well, then," I said. "The Doctor had asked me not to say anything
for the present. But I see it can't be helped. There's a cat in the

Polynesia squawked at the hated word. Jip jumped as though he'd been
shot. Too-Too let out a long low whistle. Dab-Dab in the pantry dropped
a plate on the floor where it broke with a loud crash--the first time
she had ever done such a thing in her life. Gub-Gub grunted with
disgust. As for the white mouse, he uttered one piercing squeal and
fainted dead away on the mantelpiece. I jumped up and dashed a
teaspoonful of water in his face. He came to immediately.

"Gracious!" he gasped. "Such a shock!"

"What," I asked, "the water?"

"No," said he, "the cat. Oh, how could he? How _could_ the Doctor have
done it?"

"The place will never be the same again," groaned Too-Too.

"Oh, me, oh, my!" wailed Gub-Gub, shaking his head sadly. "How awful!"

Dab-Dab stood in the pantry doorway, shaking with sobs. "It can't be
true," she kept saying; "it just can't be true."

"A cat!" muttered Jip. "I should have known! Nothing else could have
made my spine tingle like that but the smell of a cat. Gosh! I'll chase
her off the place."

Then they all broke out together in a general uproar. Some were for
going away at once, leaving the beloved home they had enjoyed so long.
Some begged to be allowed to see the Doctor and ask him to send the
animal away. Others, like Jip, swore they would drive her out. Panic,
pandemonium and bedlam broke loose in the kitchen.

"Stop it!" I cried at last. "Stop it! Now listen to me, all of you.
You're just making a lot of fuss without knowing what you're talking
about. You ought to know the Doctor well enough by now to be sure he
would not bring anything here which will make any of you unhappy. I
admit I'm not fond of cats in a general way myself--neither is
Polynesia. But this cat is different. It's a moon cat. It may have all
sorts of new ideas on cat behaviour. It may have messages for us. The
Doctor is fond of it. He wants to study it."

"But, Tommy," squeaked the white mouse, "our lives won't be safe for a

"Please be quiet, Whitey," I said sharply. "How many times have you
heard John Dolittle say, 'Man, as a race, is the most selfish of all

"There's nothing as selfish as a cat," put in Jip with a growl.

"How often," I went on, "have you heard him railing against people who
are for ever spouting about glorious freedom while they deny it to
animals? Are you going to be like that? You haven't met _this_ cat. You
know nothing about her. And yet you all start squawking like a lot of
day-old chicks as soon as I mention her."

"She'll have to wear a bell--she'll _have_ to!" cried Dab-Dab. "Cats
when they come sneaking up in the dark just give me the heebee-jeebees.
I couldn't stand it. I'd have to leave home--after all these years!"

She began to weep again.

"Calm yourself, Dab-Dab," I said, "_please_! At least I expected some
sense from you." I turned to the others. "This cat is a sportsman, every
one must give her that credit. She trusted the Doctor enough to ask to
be brought down to the earth. Which of you would have the courage, if a
strange man came, down from the moon, to ask to be taken away from this
world and planted on another you had never seen? Answer me that."

Rather to my surprise, my long high-sounding speech seemed to have quite
an effect on them. When I ended there was a thoughtful silence.
Presently Jip said quietly,

"Humph! You're right, Tommy. That certainly was plucky. She took a big

"Now I'm going to ask you all," I said, "for the Doctor's sake, to treat
this cat with kindness and consideration. You haven't got to like her if
you can't. But at least let us be polite and fair to her."

"Well," said Dab-Dab with a sigh, "I hope it will work out all right.
But if she goes and has kittens in my linen cupboard I'll fly south with
the first flock of wild ducks that passes over the garden, as sure as

"Don't worry," I said. "Leave her to the Doctor. He'll know how to
manage her. I can't even talk her language yet. She is still very shy
and wild. But she'll fit in all right, once she gets used to us all."

Little Chee-Chee the monkey, squatting by the hearth, spoke up for the
first time.

"She's smart," he said, "a bit mysterious and queer--and independent as
the dickens too--but mighty clever. Polynesia wouldn't bother to learn
her funny language. But I picked up a few words of it."

"And another thing," I said, "you need have no fears about her
slaughtering other creatures. She has promised the Doctor not to kill
birds and"--I glanced up at Whitey on the mantelpiece--"_not_ to eat

"What's her name?" asked Gub-Gub.

"Her name is Itty," I said.

"Humph!" murmured the white mouse thoughtfully. "Itty, eh?

"Are you trying to make up poetry, Whitey?" asked Gub-Gub.

"Oh, no," said the white mouse, airily twirling his whiskers. "That's
just called doggerel."

"_Whattere?_?" barked Jip in disgust.

"Doggerel," said the white mouse.

"Cat-and-doggerel, I'd call it," grunted Gub-Gub.

And they all giggled and went off to bed in a much better mood than I
had hoped for.


By the end of the week the Doctor was showing a great improvement in
health. So far he had lived almost entirely on milk, eggs and lettuce.
These three foods seemed to strengthen him better than anything else.
And it was a good thing that they did. Because we could not have
afforded a more expensive diet. The lettuce, of course, cost practically
nothing while we could grow it in the garden. (Gub-Gub and I planted
several new beds of it.) Just the same, I was gladder than ever that I
had my bookkeeping job. I saved every penny I could out of the three
shillings and sixpence a week, in case anything unexpected should turn
up which might require a special lot of money.

I still slept in the Doctor's tent in case he should need anything
during the night. One morning early he called me to him and said,

"Stubbins, I'm feeling pretty well. I think I'll try to get up to-day."

"But, Doctor," I said, "are you sure you'll be strong enough?"

"No, I'm not sure," he said. "But the only way to find out is to try.
Help me into that suit which Theodosia made for me, will you?"

I was very anxious. At the same time I was very glad. I helped him on
with his clothes; but when it came to helping him to stand up and walk,
I found I wasn't much use. Though I measured then something over five
feet and a quarter, he had to bend down to reach my shoulder. And he was
terribly afraid he might fall on me.

However, after I had cut a long walking-stick for him out of the forest,
he managed to hobble around the tent pretty well. Then he got more
adventurous still and wanted to go out into the garden. I did my best to
persuade him not to but he tried it anyway. He actually got half-way
across the lawn before he sank down from weariness.

The next day he did better still. It was strange to see his towering
form walking about the turf, his head occasionally disappearing among
the leaves of the high elm-trees. This time after a few rests he said he
would like to go as far as the Zoo enclosure. And when he got to it he
actually stepped over the ten-foot wall instead of bothering with the

After that he was impatient to get into the house. There was one door to
the old building which was never used by us. Closed up for years now,
its faded green paint and tarnished brass knocker faced towards the Long
Lawn, the same as did the back door. But it was always known for some
reason or other as the side door. The Doctor was sitting against one of
the elms, staring at it while taking a rest.

"You know, Stubbins," said he, "I believe I could get through that

"Oh, Doctor," I said, "why, it isn't half your height!"

"I didn't mean to try it standing up," he said. "But by lying down and
sort of worming my way in I think I might manage it. You see, it's a
double door. A very long time ago, before the days of my
great-grandfather, they used to use that door for garden parties--in
fact it was the main door. There was a drive running up to it too, close
to the house, where the pony beds are now. Just open it and take a few
measurements for me, will you? It is my hips that will be the
difficulty. If they'll go through the rest of me will."

So I got the long garden tape and measured the width of the Doctor's
hips. Then after hunting with Dab-Dab through all the drawers in the
house I found the key to the side door. Its hinges creaked with age and
rust as we swung both halves of it open.

I went back to the Doctor.

"It looks to me as if it should be all right," I said--"that is, as far
as the width of the doorframe is concerned. But what are you going to do
when you get inside?"

"Oh, the headroom of the hall there is extra high," he said. "Let's try
it, Stubbins."

Well, that was when we had our accident. By wriggling and squirming the
Doctor got in--halfway. There he stuck. Dab-Dab was in a terrible state
of mind. I pushed him to see if I could get him all the way in. Then I
pulled at him to see if I could get him out. But I couldn't budge him
either way. I had made a mistake of six inches in my measurements.

"We had better get some carpenters and workmen in, Tommy," said Dab-Dab.
"We certainly can't leave him like this."

"No, don't do that," said the Doctor. "You'll have the whole town here
gaping at me. Get Matthew to come."

So I sent off Too-Too to bring the Cats'-meat-Man to the rescue.

Matthew scratched his head when he saw the Doctor's legs sticking out
into the garden and the other half of him inside the house.

"Well, now, wait a minute, Tommy," said he. "Yer see that fan-light
window over the door? If you give me a saw and a ladder I can maybe cut
away the 'ead of the door-frame."

"But won't the bricks come tumbling down, then?" I asked.

"No, I don't think so," said Matthew. "The frame of the window-arch will
'old the wall up. Give me a saw. D'yer mind if I stand on top of you,

"Not a bit," said John Dolittle. "Only get me either in or out. Don't
leave me as I am."

I got a saw; and Matthew--who was a very handy man with tools--climbed
up on top of the Doctor and sawed away the door-head. This gave us,
after we had got the glass out of the window, another foot and a half
clearance. The Doctor squirmed and wriggled some more.

"Ah!" he said presently. "I think I can manage now. But I'll have to go
in, not out."

We next drove a stake into the ground to give him something to push
against with his feet. The rest of the animals stood around while, with
much grunting and puffing, he finally forced the whole of his big body
into the hall. He lay down with a sigh.

"Splendid," he said, "splendid!"

"But you can't sit up--where you are, Doctor, can you?" I asked.

"Half a mo', Doctor," said Matthew. "Wait till I cut a 'ole in the
ceilin'. We can put the boards back afterwards so no one would know the
difference. Wait while I run upstairs. I'll 'ave you comfortable."

The Cats'-meat-Man ran round by the kitchen stairs and soon we heard him
sawing away at the floor above. Bits of plaster began falling on the
Doctor; but Chee-Chee and the white mouse cleared them off him as fast
as they fell.

Before long a hole appeared in the hall ceiling big enough even for the
Doctor's head to go through.

"Thank you, Matthew," said John Dolittle. "What would I do without you?"

He hoisted himself into a sitting position, and his head disappeared
from my sight into the opening.

"Ah!" I heard him say with a sigh. "Here I am, home at last! Upstairs
and downstairs at the same time. Splendid!"

After he had taken a rest he managed to turn himself right around inside
the hall. Then, facing the door once more, he tried to get _out_ into
the garden. It was a hard job. He got stuck again half-way.

"Listen, Doctor," said the white mouse, "and I'll tell you what we mice
do when we want to get through a specially small hole."

"I wish you would!" said the Doctor, puffing.

"First you breathe in, deep," said Whitey. "Then you breathe out, long.
Then you hold your breath. Then you shut your eyes and think that the
hole is only half as big as it is. Of course if you're a mouse you think
that a cat is coming after you as well. But you needn't bother about
that. Try it. You'll see. You'll slide through like silk. Now, a deep
breath--in, out--and don't forget to shut your eyes. Do it by feeling.
Just imagine you're a mouse."

"All right," said the Doctor. "I'll try. It's hard on the imagination,
but it should be awfully good for my figure."

Whether there was anything in Whitey's advice or not, I don't know. But,
anyway, at the second attempt the Doctor got through all right and
scrambled out on the lawn laughing like a schoolboy.

We were all very happy now that he could get both in and out of the
house. Right away we brought in the mattresses from the tent under the
trees and turned the big hall into a bedroom for him. He said he found
it very comfortable, even if he did have to pull his knees up a bit when
he wanted to sleep.

Before long, finding himself so much better, John Dolittle gave all his
attention to bringing his size down to a natural one. First he tried
exercise. We rigged up a heavy sweater for him made out of a couple of
eiderdown quilts. And in this he ran up and down the Long Lawn before
breakfast. His thundering tread shook the whole garden till the dishes
rattled on the pantry shelves and the pictures began falling from the
walls in the parlour.

[Illustration: "He ran up and down the Long Lawn before breakfast"]

But this did not thin him down fast enough to satisfy him. Some one
suggested massage. So we laid him out on the lawn and Matthew, Chee-Chee
and I pommelled and pounded him for hours. He said it reminded him of
the time when the elephant fell sick in the circus and he and all the
crew had climbed aboard the animal with ladders to rub the pains out of
it, till everybody had to stop with stiff muscles.

Gub-Gub asked why we didn't use the lawn-roller on him. But we decided
this would be a little too drastic.

"Why don't you try it on yourself, Gubby?" Jip said. "Your figure could
do with a little taking down, too."

"What's the matter with my figure?" said Gub-Gub, gazing down at his
ample curves. "Why, I wouldn't change it for anything!"

It proved to be a slow business for the poor Doctor, this getting back
to ordinary size. But he certainly kept at it with a will. And soon with
the diet, the exercise and the massage (besides, of course, the change
of climate and gravity) he began to look more like himself.


But all of us, including John Dolittle, saw that it was still probably a
matter of some weeks before he would be able to carry on a usual life
the same as other people. He could not yet pass through an ordinary door
without going down on all fours; he could not sit in the biggest
armchair without the arms breaking off; he could not grasp a common
pencil or pen in his huge fingers and make it write properly.

This annoyed him greatly. He was so eager to get at his notes. He
planned to write a new book, a book about the moon.

"It will be the greatest thing I have ever done, Stubbins," he
said--"that is, of course, if I make a good job of it. And even if I
don't, it will at least contain information of great value for future
writers on natural history. The general public will probably begin by
thinking I'm a great humbug or a splendid liar. But the day will come
when they'll believe me."

I, too, of course was very keen for him to get at those notes. Being his
secretary I should have to help him and so would get a glimpse of what
studies and experiments he had made. But Dab-Dab was of quite another
mind about it.

"Tommy," she said, "there's no hurry about that book he wants to write.
I don't mean to say it isn't important--though, for my part, I can't see
much sense in mixing up the moon and the earth, as though life weren't
mixed up enough as it is for simple country folk. But the main thing is
this: you know how he is--once he gets started on a new line of work he
goes at it like a crazy man, night and day; doesn't stop for meals;
doesn't stop for sleep; nothing but work. He isn't strong enough yet for
that sort of thing. For pity's sake keep him away from those notes--at
least till he is perfectly well."

As a matter of fact, there was no urgent need at present for the
housekeeper's fears. The Doctor himself saw that there was not much
sense in his attempting to write a long book until he could move round
his study without upsetting things, or smashing delicate laboratory
apparatus with clumsy experiments.

By daytime he contented himself with exercising and with some gardening.
He had brought many different sorts of seeds with him from the moon,
also roots of plants. He wanted to see if these could be grown in our
world, and what differences they would show in new climate and
conditions. Some were vegetables and fruits, good to eat. In these, of
course, Gub-Gub was especially interested; and he immediately started to
keep notes on his own account, planning to make a new volume for his
famous Encyclopedia of Food. This volume was to be called _Moon Meals_.

With the pig's assistance the Doctor and I planted rows and rows of new
and strange-shaped seeds. All the rows were carefully marked with wooden
labels giving the date of planting and the kind of soil. The
temperature, the air-pressure, the amount of rainfall, etc., were noted
down from day to day in a book we called the _Garden Diary._ With one
kind of these seeds the Doctor told me to be particularly careful.

"This plant," said he--"if it comes up, Stubbins--may prove exceedingly
useful. From it I got the leaves I made my clothes out of--you know, the
coat I was wearing when I arrived. Extraordinarily tough and pliable. I
found a way of tanning them like leather. Every bit as good as real

In that great bulk of baggage which he had brought down with him were
also the eggs and grubs of insects: ants, bees, water-flies, moths and
what-not. These had to have special hatching-boxes made for them, so
they could be kept warm during cool nights; while others had to be
planted in proper places in the garden, among grasses or trees, where
they would be likely to find food and conditions to their liking.

Then again, he had brought sacks full of geological specimens; that is,
rocks, pieces of marble, something that looked like coal and all manner
of samples out of the hand-made mines he had dug in the mountains of the
moon. Among them were pieces that had precious stones in them--or what
looked like precious stones--pebbles and crystals that could have been
opals, sapphires, amethysts and rubies. And fossils he had too--shells
of curious snails, fishes, lizards and strange frogs that no longer
lived either on earth or moon--all turned now to stone as hard as flint.

To take care of these we added another department to the Doctor's
many-sided establishment. We called it the Moon Museum. In a disused
harness-room of the big stable I set up shelves round the walls and even
showcases with glass tops. And here were placed all the fossils and
geological specimens along with some very beautiful pressed flowers and
leaves which had also come down in the baggage.

Jip suggested that I should put the cat there, in a glass case too--so
that she wouldn't get hurt.

I was very proud of my job when it was done. I must say it did look like
a regular museum; and the Doctor was no end pleased with its
workmanlike, scientific appearance.

"You have a real gift for order and neatness in these things, Stubbins,"
he said. "That's the trouble with me--never could be orderly or neat. My
sister Sarah--she used to be housekeeper for me, you know--she was
always at me about my untidiness. In fact that's why she left me to go
and get married. Poor dear Sarah, I wonder how she's getting on. An
excellent woman-in many ways. But this, Stubbins, this is splendid! And
you've done it all yourself. What would I do without you?"

But though with one thing and another the Doctor managed to keep quite
busy during the daylight hours, it was not so with the evenings and
nights. Usually in times past he had filled this part of the day writing
in his study, doing experiments in his laboratory and, once in a while,
reading aloud in the kitchen when the animals of his household could
persuade him to leave his work and amuse them.

It had never been his habit to take much sleep. In fact I would often,
after I had left him late at night, find him again the next morning
working away with his lamp still burning, apparently quite unaware that
the morning sun was shining in his window.

But now it was very different. He retired to his bedroom in the big hall
regularly after supper; and I, knowing that he would not sleep for
hours, would sit up and read the newspapers to him or just chat with him
of this and that.

As I have said, I had been careful not to ask him questions about the
moon until he wished to speak of it himself. I am proud of my own
patience in this; for any one can imagine how keen I was to learn how he
had at last got away from the Moon Man--and a thousand other things

So far he had said little or nothing of his last months in that other
world. But it was natural that in our talks after supper he would sooner
or later get started. And at last one evening he did.

"By the way, Stubbins," said he, "what became of Bumpo? He was here with
you when I left. Where is he now?"

"He was gone before I got down from the moon, Doctor," I said. "He left
messages for us with Matthew. It seems he wanted to go back to Oxford to
visit some of his old friends and perhaps to take up some new studies
there too. He couldn't tell just how long he would be gone. But he said
he would certainly Come and visit you again before he went back to

"Well, I'm glad of that," said the Doctor. "Fine fellow, Prince Bumpo,
one of the best.... Yes, yes. There have been many times when I don't
know what I would have done without him. But tell me, Stubbins, do you
remember how long it took the Giant Moth to bring you down?"

"Not exactly, Doctor," I answered. "Passing through the dead belt, I got
awfully sick, dazed and mixed up. And then my mind was so full of worry
about having left you up there alone, I don't know that I should have
remembered anyway."

"Humph!" said he thoughtfully. "It's a pity you can't remember. I wanted
to make a little calculation between the speed of your moth and that of
my locust--that is for the downward journey. But you have no cause to
blame yourself for leaving me. You never had a chance to do anything
else. You see, the Moon Man, Otho Bludge, wanted to get rid of you: but
he wanted to keep me. I had quite a time with him when I wanted to get
back here. That is after--"

I interrupted him. I knew something interesting was coming--that at last
he was going to speak of how he got away. Many more ears besides mine
wanted to hear that story.

"Pardon me, Doctor," I said. "But would you mind if I got the animals
in, so they can listen? I know they are all longing to hear what
happened after I left you."

"Why, yes, certainly," he said. "Bring them in by all means. As a matter
of fact, I meant to have told you all, before this, about my last days
up there. But I have been talking those moon languages for such a long
time, I found I had grown sort of rusty and hesitating in speaking the
languages of my own world. But they are coming back to me now and I
think I can manage all right--that is, if you don't mind my speaking

"Of course, Doctor," I said as I got up, "we understand that. But you
will promise not to over-tire yourself, won't you? Send us all away the
first minute you feel weary."

He said he would. And I ran out into the garden to go round to the
kitchen. In the dusk on the lawn I bumped into Matthew Mugg, who had
just arrived to pay John Dolittle a visit.

"The Doctor's going to tell us how he got off the moon, Matthew," I
said. "Would you like to come and listen?"

"You bet I would, Tommy," said he. "But of course if he talks in them
animal lingos I won't understand the same as what you will. Never mind,
you can explain to me afterwards. But I wouldn't miss it for anything.
No, you bet I'll come!"

Then I ran on and found the animals gathered round the big fireplace in
the kitchen. Here I spied another visitor, Cheapside. The sparrow had
"popped over" from London to hear the latest news of his old friend.
They all let out a whoop of joy when I told them that at last they were
going to hear the tale they had waited for so long.

And so, with two guests added to our own company, it was quite a circle
that gathered round the Doctor that night. I had brought pencil and
notebooks with me. For some months back I had been studying shorthand.
And I was anxious to see if I could take down his words as fast as he
spoke them. "Ah!" whispered the white mouse, tittering with eager
excitement as he settled down to listen, "Tommy, this is like old



"Well," the Doctor began, "before you came in I was telling Stubbins
here that I had quite a difficult time getting away from Otho Bludge,
the Moon Man. But since you all want to listen to the story I had better
begin at the beginning--that is, from where Stubbins was carried off by
the moth and taken away. You know of course why that was. The Moon Man,
who had bird spies in every corner of that world up there, heard that I
was uneasy about Stubbins--or rather about his mother and father. The
young rascal hadn't even told his parents he was going--just stowed away
aboard the moth without even my knowing it. Of course I feared his
parents would be terribly worried, when he no longer came to visit them.

"These bird spies overheard us talking about this one night in our camp
and they told Otho Bludge. Now I had been treating him for rheumatism,
and he didn't want to lose me, it seemed. He thought if he got Stubbins
back to the earth I would no longer worry about him and would be willing
to stay. So he kidnapped the boy and shipped him off before I had a
chance to say a word about it one way or the other.

"At first it was a great load off my mind. I knew the trip could be made
in safety--although, to be sure, it was a hard and trying one. When the
moth got back and reported that he had landed Stubbins on the earth I
was very happy. I admit I was terribly sorry to lose him. And, no doubt,
I would have felt awfully lonely up there if I had not been so busy.

"I have never known any one single year in my whole life when so many
interesting things for study were presented to me at once. The days
never seemed long enough. There were great portions of the moon which
Stubbins and I had not yet even explored. I found new lakes with all
sorts of strange life in the waters. High in the mountains, among the
old craters of dead volcanoes, I found fossil remains of different
animals which had thrived on the moon long, long ago and since died
out--become extinct, as we call it. Then there were the rocks at lower
levels. Comparing these with what I knew of our own rocks down here, I
was able to calculate the exact age of the moon--that is, I could tell
within a few thousand years, just when it was that the great explosion
occurred--the explosion which shot the moon off from the earth and made
it into a separate little world, revolving around us in the heavens."

The Doctor paused a moment and turned to Chee-Chee.

"By the way, Chee-Chee," said he, "now that we're back, don't forget to
remind me to alter that chapter in my book on Monkey History."

"You mean the part about the story my grandmother told when I was
little?" asked the monkey.

"Oh, I remember that," cried the white mouse. "It was called _The Days
Before There Was a Moon_."

[Illustration: "'Oh, I remember that,' cried the white mouse"]

"That's right," said the Doctor. "The legend of how a man, a prehistoric
artist, was shot away from the earth the day before the moon appeared in
the sky for the first time. I put it into my book, even if it was only a
story. But it now appears that it was all practically true--the Legend
of Pippiteepa, the beautiful girl with whom poor Otho Bludge was in
love. And by examining the rocks up there we now know that the monkey
race is much older than most naturalists had thought."

"How sad," said the white mouse thoughtfully, "that they should have
been separated, one left on the earth and one stuck up in the moon. A
very sad romance."

"Yes, but just the same," said the Doctor, "don't forget that if Otho
Bludge had not been shot away by the great explosion, life on the moon
to-day could never have been what it is. It was he who saved the animal
world up there from dying out. He told me it took him a long time to see
what was going to happen. Some of the larger creatures--great
prehistoric beasts that went off so suddenly with him--some in egg-form
like dinosaurs and such--began eating up the plant life so fast that the
entire vegetable kingdom could hardly keep up against the destruction.
Of course all this, you understand, took thousands and thousands of
years. But at last, when Otho had had enough time to get himself used to
his new surroundings, he began to ponder over what should be done about
it. He had then grown immensely big. And though he wasn't much good at
arithmetic and astronomy he saw the planets, the sun and the earth
revolving around him in the heavens and he finally realized that he had
already lived a terribly long while."

"About how long?" asked Gub-Gub.

"It's hard to say exactly," said the Doctor. "But certainly dozens of
times longer than he knew man usually lived on the earth. It must have
been something in the vegetable diet, and of course the climate, lighter
gravity and other things peculiar to that new world. It looked to him,
he told me, as if life could go on up there pretty nearly for ever
_provided it was properly taken care of_."

I whispered a word of explanation in Matthew's ear at this point. He
nodded and winked back at me understandingly.

"And so," the Doctor went on, "Otho Bludge made up his mind that _he_
would see to it that life _was_ properly taken care of--life of both
kinds, animal and plant. First he went round the whole of the moon,
exploring it many times, so that there was hardly a square yard of it
that he hadn't examined. In a crude rough way he made a list of all the
different forms of animals, insects, trees, shrubs and plants that he
found. Knowing how long he had lived and how long he was likely still to
live, he felt there was no need for hurry and he made a very complete
job of it."

"Humph! Must 'ave been quite a naturalist 'imself," Cheapside put in.

"Yes, he most certainly was," said the Doctor. "A very great naturalist,
rather the way that Long Arrow was, the man that we found in
Spidermonkey Island. He didn't use science such as we use. But he
gathered a tremendous lot of information and showed a remarkable common
sense in what he did with it. Well, having listed all his animals and
plants--or, I should say, all that were still living at the time--he
began upon the work. He next found out just what each of them lived on
and about how much food each required."

"He told you all this himself, Doctor?" Too-Too asked.

"Yes," said the Doctor, "but you must remember that conversation between
him and myself was not exactly the same thing as Matthew and I talking
in English together. No, no. Not nearly so--er--exact. Whatever language
Otho Bludge had used in talking with his fellow men on the earth of
prehistoric days, he had, when I met him, almost entirely forgotten.
After all, how could he have remembered it--not having another human to
speak with for thousands of years?"

"Well, how did you manage to talk with him at all?" asked Jip.

"In animal languages, mostly," said the Doctor. "For, you see, in his
years and years of observing, counting, watching and examining the other
forms of life up there, the Moon Man saw that the animals could
communicate with one another. And presently he began, little by little,
to catch on to the different ways in which they spoke--signs, noises,
movements, and so forth. How long this took him, I couldn't find out.
That was one of the great difficulties I always had in questioning
him--he was so vague, hazy, about lengths of time, quantities,
numbers--in fact anything that had to do with figures. It was curious,
because the cleverness of the man was in all other matters most

"Well, but, Doctor," said Too-Too, "wouldn't that be because he had
lived so long?"

"Exactly," said John Dolittle. "He had lived, many hundreds of our
lifetimes. So, in some ways, his mind, his experience, was--well, he was
like hundreds of men rolled into one, if you know what I mean. Then
again, he had kept his attention on just a few subjects. Life in the
moon is a very simple matter--as it would be anywhere else where there
were no human beings to make it complicated--er--you know, fussy, hard
and mixed up."

"Were the animals' languages on the moon anything like the animal
languages down here?" asked Gub-Gub.

"They were and they weren't," said the Doctor. "Of course they had all
sprung from the languages of the earth creatures. But after so long up
there, the birds and the rest of them spoke quite differently. Of course
my own knowledge of animal languages helped me greatly in talking with
them. But I found it dreadfully difficult at first. The words and
phrases had nearly all changed. Only the manner, the way, of speaking

"But this will show you how hard Otho Bludge himself must have worked:
he discovered, without any education in natural history at all, the
great part which the insects, like bees, play in the life of the plants.
He knew all about it. I found that his knowledge of insect languages,
even down to the water-beetles, was tremendous--far and away better than
my own. And from that he went on to learn the languages of the vegetable

"The language of vegetables!" cried Gub-Gub.

"Well," said the Doctor, "not exactly the languages of potatoes and
carrots. We hadn't any up there. The expression 'vegetable world' takes
in anything that grows in the ground--trees, flowers, vines. Otho Bludge
was the first naturalist to make any discoveries in this field of study.
I had often wondered, years ago, if our plants down here had any way of
talking to one another. I am still wondering.

"But up there, with a very much smaller animal kingdom, and entirely
different conditions, certain kinds of trees and plants had worked out
and developed languages of their own. You see, in this world, we are
always mixing up breeds--crossing different sorts of dahlias to make new
kinds, grafting fruit-trees, and even sticking rosebuds on to raspberry
canes to make roses grow on a raspberry root. That's called a hybrid.
How could we expect such a mixture to know what language to talk. Poor
thing doesn't even know whether he's a raspberry or a rose!"

"Yes, most confusin', I should say," Cheapside put in.

"But in the moon," said the Doctor, "left to themselves for thousands of
years, with no human hands to get them mixed up, the plants were much
freer to work out things for themselves. Well, Otho Bludge thought out
his plan and started off to try it. He did not want to interfere in the
freedom of anything, but only to stop them all from interfering with the
freedom of one another--to keep them from fighting and getting killed
off. And that, when I got there, he had very thoroughly succeeded in
doing. It must have been a terrifically hard thing--but then we must
remember that _he_ was not interfered with by any of his own kind
either. I doubt very much if it could ever have happened in our world.
But, remember again, his was a far smaller world--easier to manage. At
the beginning when he explained his plan to the animals, the insects and
the plants, he found that not all of them were pleased with the idea."

"Why, did they go on fighting and eating one another up?" asked Gub-Gub.

"Yes," said the Doctor. "But all parts of a world, no matter what its
size or kind, have to work together. And those that would not help the
safety of others very soon found themselves in a bad way--crowded out or
starved out. Later Bludge told them he wanted to form what he called the
Council. It was like a parliament or congress. Members of both the
animal and the vegetable kingdoms came to it. They arranged everything
that affected life on the moon. Anybody could get up and say his say in
this council or give his advice or make his complaint. Otho Bludge, the
Moon Man, was president. And after a while they practically all saw that
Bludge was right. It was clear to them that he had brains, and they
accepted him as the leader, as the guide, in forming a new and properly
balanced world where everything could live happily--more
happily--without fighting."


"And so you see," the Doctor went on, "for quite a while after Stubbins
left I was kept very busy learning more and more about this strange new
state. It fascinated me. I had never seen anything like it before. I saw
at once that while the Moon Man had done so much, there was a lot left
for me to do too. I assure you I had no conceit about that. Beside this
other human, as old and experienced as the moon herself, I felt like a
very humble little creature. But I had something of science which he had
not; my mind was trained to make deductions, to reason--from my own
experiences and those of others--as well as from history, human history,
geological history, natural history.

"And besides wishing to help Otho Bludge--which I think I did do with
scientific and medical advice--I began to wonder more and more how much
of this new way of living could be brought about in my own home world,
the earth. I will speak of that again later. But the first thing I gave
my attention to in this connection was the foods of the moon."

"Ah!" said Gub-Gub, sitting up.

"There were many members of the pumpkin family--melons, calabashes,
squashes, luffas, marrows, cucumbers and what not. Most of them were
good to eat. But any one who picked a ripe fruit had to keep one of its
seeds after he had eaten it. That was a law made by the Council.

"Well, again by questioning Otho and, later, by talking with the moon
creatures directly, I learned that certain members of the moon pumpkin
family were terribly fattening. Not only just flesh-making, but they
made your whole figure--bones and all--taller, wider and deeper. You
became a giant if you didn't look out. It was quite clear that only a
few living things on the moon had stayed the same size as they are on
the earth. It was almost impossible to avoid growth to some extent up
there. The poor Moon Man himself had become a giant, and he remained a
giant. But he told me that at one time he was much bigger than he was
when I met him. Some of the foods were much more fattening than others.
Stubbins and I sprouted up like beanstalks the first few weeks we were
there. Otho, however, was able to give me lists of certain foods which
he had found the best for keeping your size down as much as possible.

"Next I turned my attention to the length of life on the moon. This was
most interesting, but often I was very puzzled when it came to getting
any definite information about ages. From weeks and weeks of study I
came to the conclusion that nearly all kinds of life as I saw them up
there had stayed the same for many thousands of years. Certain kinds,
like the whispering vines and the singing trees, were much older than
the rest.

"For quite a while after that I just had an awfully good time. I asked
myself, 'Why bother about returning to the earth? This is a naturalists'
paradise. Adding your scientific knowledge to what Otho Bludge has done
here will keep you busy all your days. And what better work could you be
employed in? Keep the Moon Man in good health; cure his rheumatism for
him whenever he falls ill; and just go on this way. Why worry? Maybe
you, John Dolittle, will yourself live for ever--or anyhow as long as
the moon lives, which will probably be many thousands of years yet.'
That's what I said to myself.

"But after a while I began to wonder--to wonder and wonder, about
something. And about this something I started to take notes. By the way,
Stubbins, on the note-taking I missed you badly. You had done it for me
so long, you know. But Polynesia here was my salvation."

"But how? She can't keep notes," snorted Gub-Gub.

"No," laughed the Doctor, "but she has a memory that is often better
than any note-book. It's almost like a letter-box you drop things into.
You tell her to remember something when you're experimenting and she
will always be able to fish it up out of her old head when you ask for
it again later. I don't know what I would have done without her."

Polynesia cocked one eye at the ceiling, twisted her head a couple of
times and tried hard not to look pleased by the Doctor's flattery. Then
she said, sighing,

"Ah, well, that's the difference between people and parrots. Men when
they get old say they can remember things in their childhood quite
plainly--the things far off. But those that happened only yesterday, the
things near to now, they can hardly remember at all. You talk about long
life in the moon, Doctor: what about me? I'm a hundred and eighty years
old--and how much more, I'm not telling. How much longer I'll live, I
don't know. Maybe I'm only a child yet myself, and that's why I'm as
good as a note-book for remembering. Anyway, when I met King Charles
hiding in the oak-tree in England, he was trying to remember how many
soldiers he had seen chasing him--awful scared he was, talking to
himself, you know. And I--Oh, well, it doesn't matter. I mustn't
interrupt you, Doctor. Go on with the story."

"The thing for which I now started to keep notes," said the Doctor, "was
how much of this well-regulated, smoothly running world could be copied
down here among us. The thought kept coming back to me, stronger and
stronger each time. Always, even when I was an ordinary doctor and took
care of people, natural history--animals, insects, plants, trees,
fossils, rocks--had been my hobby. That hobby had become my life. And
yet any one who studies natural history must come to fear sooner or
later that all life faces a losing game down here with us."

"Excuse me, Doctor," said the white mouse, "but I don't quite understand
what you mean."

"Life keeps on killing life," said the Doctor. "Don't you see? The fly
is swallowed by the fish; the fish is eaten by the duck; the duck is
devoured by the fox; the fox is slaughtered by the wolf; the wolf is
shot by the man. And then men--the only ones on top in our world--turn
round and kill one another in war."

There was a short silence. Dab-Dab had brought a pile of linen with her
(the housekeeper always kept herself busy, even while listening to a
story). She was turning over a stack of table napkins, looking for tears
and holes.

"I told you that, Doctor," she said quietly-"long ago, when you wanted
to start your Country House for House-Flies."

"Yes, yes," said the Doctor, frowning thoughtfully. "My idea with that
was that if I gave the house-flies a house for themselves--full of
sugar, you know, and all that--maybe they would leave people's houses
alone. It didn't work. They ate up all the sugar and came back to my
house. But there you are, Whitey: that's what I mean. It's a losing
game. Any naturalist who tries to save one kind of creature in our world
finds out sooner or later that he is taking away the food from some
other blessed creature--or making life impossible for himself. I had
never had anything against the house-flies, except that they would
tickle the back of my neck when I was trying to write. And, as a medical
man, I knew that they carry germs of disease. But they don't mean to.
They're merely going about their own business like the rest of us."

"They're a pest," said Dab-Dab, laying aside a napkin that needed

"Oh, quite, quite," said the Doctor. "But I'm sure they have some good
in them somewhere--though I confess it's pretty hard to find. But you
can all very well see, can't you? that when I found a world which was
run along sensible lines, where no kind of life trod on the toes of any
other kind of life, I began to wonder if something of those ideas could
not be brought home and started here. That accounts for the note-taking,
those bundles and bundles of palm-leaf paper which made up such a large
part of my baggage, Stubbins. It is out of those notes that I will write
my book."

"There's plenty of time for that, Doctor," sighed Dab-Dab. She spread
out a wollen antimacassar eaten full of holes. "Moths!" she hissed in
disgust, and threw it aside.


"Now, all this time," the Doctor continued, "the Moon Man was calling me
in every so often to treat him for his rheumatism. I had fitted up a
sort of makeshift laboratory for myself. Of course I had not many
chemicals. All the medicines I had with me were what I had brought in
the little black bag. But I had found a whole lot of useful drugs and
things in the trees and rocks--such as quinine, zinc for making zinc
ointment, and a whole lot more.

"Well, although my laboratory was a very rough and poor one, I was soon
able to find out how to deal with his trouble. He was eating too much
starch, for one thing. I changed his diet. I compounded some medicines
for him. So long as he did what I told him, he got along very well. In
fact, in the end I fancy I knew more about moon foods and what they did
to the human body than he did.

"There was one special kind of melon he was very fond of. It was called
goy-goy. This I had found was very bad for him. I had told him not to
eat it. But, like a child--he was very childlike in many ways--he just
wouldn't leave it alone. Finally I got quite severe with him. I ordered
him not to touch it. He promised he wouldn't. But the next time he
called me in about his rheumatism I saw, by the peelings that lay around
him, that he had been eating goy-goy again.

"Well, this was when I was wondering if I could carry down to the earth
some of those sensible ideas about diet, long life and peaceful living
which had panned out so well in the moon. I saw no reason why they
shouldn't work with us--partly, at all events. I was a little homesick
too, I imagine. Anyway I was anxious to get down here and start
experimenting with those ideas.

"So when, for the sixth or seventh time, Otho sent for me to attend to
him--and again I found that he had been eating the forbidden goy-goy--I
began to wonder if my staying on the moon any longer would be of much
use. I especially felt this way now, because I had nearly completed my
observations of the moon's seasons. The moon, you see, revolves in a
small circle round the earth once a month; while the earth, carrying the
moon with it, swings in a much bigger ring around the sun, once a year.
The moon, hanging on to the earth, as it were, in this long journey
would be bound to show effects and differences, not only with her own
changing seasons, but with ours too. I particularly wanted to make some
observations at the earth's equinoxes--that is, in our Spring and
Autumn. This of course meant staying up there a whole year. That year
was now nearly over.

"Very well, then: this time Otho Bludge was a pretty sick Moon Man. And
I realized that no matter how much medicine I gave him, sooner or later
it would have no effect on him whatever--as long as he would go on
eating goy-goy.

"So I got still more severe with him. I gave him a terrific lecturing.
'I can do nothing with you,' I said, 'if you won't obey my orders. And
anyway, very soon now I must go back to the earth. I have promised my
people that I will set off a smoke signal--the same as you did when you
sent the moth for me--to let them know that I am coming. I shall expect
you, when the time comes for me to leave, to help me in every way you
can. After all, it was you who wanted me to come up to the moon. And
this, I feel, is the least you can do.'

"He said nothing in answer. But I could see that he was not pleased with
the idea at all. I left a small bottle of medicine with him and went
away to go on with my studies and note-taking. Polynesia told me that
the bird-spies were watching me again--though I can't see why Otho
Bludge bothered with that. There was no possible chance of my getting
off the moon unless I had his permission and his help. However
Polynesia--clever bird, I really don't know what I would have done
without her--Polynesia started spying on the spies. And with her help I
was kept just as well informed about Otho's doings as he was about what
I was doing. However I was too busy with my observations on the moon
seasons to bother about much else for the time being.

"At last the year was over and my notes were complete. I felt very glad.
No one had ever seen the moon's seasons, from the moon, before. I had
stacks and stacks of notes on temperatures, sunlight and earthlight with
their effects on the animal and vegetable kingdoms, air pressures,
rainfall and goodness knows how much more. I was packing up the last of
these when word came to me that the Moon Man was not feeling so well and
would I come to see him.

"This time I decided I would be more than severe. The moment had come
for me to put my foot down. I gave him some medicine. And I stayed with
him several nights until I had him in good health again. Then I said,
'Listen, Otho Bludge, I want to go back to the earth. I want to go now.
I feel I have done all I can here. Will you please help me to set off
the signal and return home?' Again he did not answer at once--he often
thought a long while before he spoke. At last he said, 'No, John
Dolittle, I will not let you go. I need you here!'

"I was dumbfounded. The thought had never occurred to me that he would
refuse my request--yet I don't know why it shouldn't have done. First I
tried to argue with him. I explained how unfair this was. I reminded him
again that it was he who had brought me up there--for his own purposes.
This made no effect on him. Then I got angry. But it was no use. He was
determined to keep me. I left him and went away very puzzled.

"Then for some weeks I wandered and wandered around the moon, wondering
what I should do. But the more I thought it over the more difficult the
situation seemed. It looked now as though I was going to become a
citizen of the moon for good, whether I liked it or not. But with all
the plans I had in mind I must confess I was very much annoyed.

"Then Polynesia one day had an idea. She said it was quite possible of
course for Otho Bludge to keep me--as well as herself and
Chee-Chee--prisoners on the moon; but it was _not_ possible for him to
make me doctor him if I didn't want to. This sounded like good sense.
And the next time the Moon Man sent word to me that he was suffering
from rheumatism I refused to go to him.

"Again he sent me a message. He was very ill, he said. And again I sent
back word that I would not come to help him until he was willing to help
me. But it seemed he could be just as stubborn as I. No further message
came to me.

"Then, I confess, I began to get worried. What if Otho Bludge should
die? It was not that I was afraid that that would ruin my chances of
getting away. I had done a lot for many of the birds and insects up
there, curing them of different illnesses from which they suffered
occasionally. And Polynesia said she was sure that they would do
anything they could for me, even flying me back to the earth, once the
Moon Man was out of the way and they need no longer be afraid of
disobeying his orders. But--well, once a doctor, always a doctor, I
suppose. No physician, if he feels that his services may save a man's
life--and there is no one else there--can stand aside and refuse to

"Maybe if the Moon Man had sent more messages I should have acted
differently. But he didn't. That was the worst of it. Not another word
came from him. We--Polynesia, Chee-Chee and I--had moved our camp over
to the far side of the moon, the side you never see from the earth; and
I was trying to study the music of the singing trees. This had presented
some problems in harmony which I was anxious to get to the bottom of.

"But suddenly the trees refused to sing any more. I could understand
their language by then and I asked them why. They would tell me nothing.
They remained silent. The same with the whispering vines. The birds, who
did most of the spying for Otho, had disappeared. I tried talking with
the insects--bees and the like; they wouldn't tell me anything either. I
got more and more worried. It seemed as though the whole of the moon
life was determined to be silent. It gave me a creepy sort of feeling. I
began to wonder if they were all waiting for Otho Bludge to
die--expecting it every minute.

"At last I couldn't bear it any more. I knew that if Otho--the man who
had done something no human has ever done before--if Otho were to die I
would never forgive myself. I was lying in bed, tossing and turning,
trying to sleep. I jumped up. 'Polynesia,' I said, 'I am going to him.
I've got to!' She just swore in Swedish but did not try to stop me. I
packed the black bag and left camp alone.

[Illustration: "'Polynesia,' I said, 'I am going to him. I've got to!'"]

"I had a long way to go. I started off in darkness. But I knew that soon
I would see the earth rise and would have light from it to travel by. I
never hurried so in all my life. How many hours the journey took me I
don't know. My great fear was that I might be too late. When at last I
began to get round on to the near side--the side of the moon you see
from here--the going was easier and I broke into a run. Soon I saw
Otho's hut in the distance. I call it a hut, but it was really a very
big house made of leaves. Gathered about it there was a great crowd of
birds, insects and some animals,--all waiting in silence in the grey of
the earthlight. I pushed my way in. Otho Bludge was lying on a bed with
his eyes closed."


I rushed to his bedside.

"'Otho, Otho!' I cried. He did not stir. He was unconscious. I felt his
pulse. It was fast and jumpy. I got a thermometer out of the bag. His
temperature was high--far too high. His rheumatism had run into
complications--probably some form of rheumatic fever.

"I worked over him for hours. I knew if I did not bring the temperature
down soon, this by itself could kill him. I got cold water and soaked
big leaves in it. I plastered these all over his body and, by fanning
him, I did manage to get the temperature lower by several degrees. I
realized I had only got there just in time to save his life.

"It seems funny, when I look back on it now. There I was working like a
slave to save the life of the man who meant to hold me a prisoner! Yet I
did not think of it then. The only idea that filled my mind was that I,
as a physician, must leave no stone unturned to keep him from dying.

"At last, after I had given him a heart stimulant with the hypodermic
needle, he became conscious. Weakly he opened his eyes and looked at me.
He said nothing. There came a curious, ashamed sort of expression into
his face as he recognized who I was--that it was I who was working to
save him. Presently he fell off into a peaceful sleep. I took his pulse
again. While it was still fast, it was ever so much better and quite
steady. I knew that the worst was over. I told one of the birds to call
me as soon as he woke up. Then I curled up on the floor of his hut to
get some sleep myself. As I dozed off I felt more at peace in my mind
than I had done for many hours.

"I stayed with him I don't know how long--maybe four or five days.
During all that time he never spoke. At the end, when I was about to
leave him, he was quite well again, but still weak. I gave him the usual
instructions as to what he should do. It was hardly necessary, for he
had heard them many times before. I fastened up my medicine-bag and
turned towards the open door of his hut.

"The sun was shining on the beautiful moonscape. You know how it looked,
Stubbins--sort of dreamlike and mysterious--rows and rows of mountains,
dead volcanoes with that strange greenish light on them. I paused a
moment to gaze on it before I stepped out of the hut. 'So, John
Dolittle,' I said to myself, 'I suppose you are a big fool. But you
chose to be a doctor when you were a youngster and this is the price you
pay. You are a prisoner on this world for life. This landscape is what
you will see for the remainder of your days. Well, what else could you
do? So be it.'

"I stepped over the door-sill into the open air. Then I heard a cry from
within the hut. The Moon Man, for the first time for days, was speaking
to me. I turned and went back to his bedside.

"He was trying to sit up. 'There, there,' I said, 'settle down and rest.
I will come again to-morrow to see how you are.' He sank back looking
awfully feeble and I wondered whether I really ought to leave him. I
felt his pulse again. It was good. Then suddenly he broke forth,
speaking in a mixture of all sorts of languages, so that I had hard work
keeping up with what he was trying to say.

"'My mind is sort of fuzzy,' he whispered. 'But I wanted to tell you
that I know you have saved my life--without gaining anything for
yourself.... While I was sleeping just now I seemed to remember
something of the _days before there was a moon._ I have not dealt with
men for so long.... But I remember--yes, I remember those times when I
was on the earth, ages and ages ago. I remember how men acted toward one
another.... You are what was called--er--a very true friend. Isn't that
it, John Dolittle? ... So I just wanted to tell you that any time you
wish to return to your world I will help you in any way I can.... You
are free to go--whenever you wish.'"

The Doctor paused a moment.

"Well, you can imagine my astonishment. A moment before I had seen
myself a prisoner on the moon for life--giving up all hope of ever
seeing the earth, Puddleby, my friends, home, again. Now I was free.
Suddenly all the unkind thoughts I had felt against this man fell away.
I was bound to admit that he was greater, bigger, even than I had
guessed. Something in his recollections of the earth had made up his
mind to this determination. And my coming to his assistance, the very
thing that should have ruined my chances of ever getting home, had acted
for me just the other way. I was free!

"And then all at once I realized that, child as he was, the Moon Man had
wanted my company as well as my help as a doctor. For some moments I did
not answer him. I was thinking--thinking how much it meant to him to say
those words, 'You are free to go.' He was giving up the only human
friendship he had known in thousands of years. And that is why, for a
little, I did not speak.

"At last I said, 'No man can know how long you will live--probably for
many thousands of years yet, if you do as I tell you. When I return to
the earth I mean to write a book, a book about the moon--and it's about
you too, a great part of it. People on the earth, you know, have always
spoken of the _Man in the Moon_, but I hope that when my book is
written--and read--they will come to speak of the _Gentleman in the
Moon_. Certainly I shall do my best to show them that what I found in
you, Otho Bludge, was not only a great man but one of the truest
gentlemen I have ever known.'

"Then I left him and went back to my camp.

"There is little more to tell. The next time I visited him he was able
to get up and move about. He was as good as his word. He wasted no time
in preparing the bonfire for my smoke signal. For this he got thousands
and thousands of birds to help him. They all brought a stick or twig of
that explosive wood which he had used for his own signal. It reminded me
of the time when I got the birds in Africa to build the island in the
lake out of stones. But, for these creatures in the moon to gather
together a bonfire whose smoke would be large enough to be seen from the
earth, was a tremendous undertaking.

"Just about the time it was finished I happened to discover--in some
astronomical almanacs I had with me--that we were due to have an eclipse
in about ten days from then. This interested me very much. For one thing
I was most keen to see an eclipse from the moon and to find out what the
other planets looked like when they came out in daylight hours. And, for
another thing, I felt sure that my signals would show better when the
moon was partly in shadow.

"So I asked Otho to put off firing the bonfire till the eclipse was
under way. He became very interested in the matter himself. He wanted to
know just how I had calculated that it would come at a certain hour on a
certain date. He suggested that we should have two bonfires ready and
set them off separately--to make surer that one at least of them would
be seen. I found out, Stubbins, also that when he tried to get a signal
down to us here, to tell us of the coming of the moth, he had set off
several before we happened to be looking at the moon and saw one.

"Then came the question of what sort of creature I should have to fly me
down. I had grown so big by then; and there was considerable weight too
in the baggage which I wanted to bring with me. The Giant Moth when we
tried out a practice flight could hardly rise from the ground under the
load. So something else had to be found to make the trip.

"Birds were out of the question. Here we always think of birds as being
larger than insects; but up there they were smaller--difference in diet
again, I suppose. And then birds need more air--they have a different
sort of breathing apparatus. The trip between the moon and the earth
requires a tremendous amount of effort--very hard work. Getting through
the dead belt, where there is practically no air at all, is easier for
the insect fliers than any other. I doubt if a bird, no matter what his
wing-spread, could manage it.

"Well, after a few experiments Otho and I decided to try the Mammoth
Locust. You all saw what a tremendous creature he is. His way of flying
is quite extraordinary--not at all the same as his cousins, the
grasshopper, the cicada and the mantis. The locust flies both like a
bird _and_ an insect. The number of wing-beats per second is sort of
betwixt and between. I have notes on that too.

"Anyway, we got the baggage and ourselves aboard this Mammoth Locust and
made a trial flight. He could lift the load quite easily--that is, he
could in that gravity. Whether he could have done the same with the
earth's gravity, I cannot say. But that didn't matter so much. When he
got near to this world he would be coming _down_; and going back he
would have no load to carry, beyond the weight of his own body."


"When the time was at hand for the eclipse to begin there was quite a
gathering to see the show. I had calculated the exact point on the
moon--pretty exact, anyhow--from which it could best be seen. As I gazed
over the great crowd it seemed as though every creature in the moon had
collected there. Of course this was not true. But it looked like it. I
have never seen such a tremendous herd--not even when we called the
animals together on the Island of No Man's Land off the coast of Africa
to set up the Post Office and the classes in animal writing.

"But the crowd had not only come to see the eclipse; they had come to
see me off. Many--some of them grateful patients whom I had cured of
sicknesses--brought presents. Foodstuffs and the like. They wanted to
show their gratitude. It was very touching. I thanked them as best I
could, bade them good-bye and wished them luck. The Moon Man himself had
said he would set off the bonfire signals. It was a ticklish business,
this lighting of so much explosive stuff; and he was the only one--with
his big strides and speed of running--who could do it without getting

[Illustration: "Grateful patients brought presents--foodstuffs and the

"Exactly at the time I had foretold, the big shadow began to creep
across the earth and the light on the moon grew dim. The crowd watching
was greatly impressed. I believe many of them thought I had had a hand
in it myself and was deliberately darkening the earth to suit my own

"The bonfires were set off, a few minutes apart, and great enormous
columns of smoke shot up into the air. The fumes of that explosive wood
rolled all about us making every one splutter and cough. Finally it
cleared away. I hoped that one at least of the signals had been sighted
on the earth.

"It was a very impressive scene. We were standing in a wide plain
between two ranges of mountains. The watching crowd of moon creatures
had drawn away a little, leaving plenty of space for the Mammoth Locust
to take off on his long journey. The baggage was on board, strapped down
securely by ropes of vine-bark. Chee-Chee, Polynesia and I stood at the
locust's side ready to go.

"Suddenly one solitary figure separated itself from that ring of
watchers and stalked out into the open towards me. It was a cat."

Polynesia jumped as usual, and Jip snorted something between a growl and
a grunt.

"I think Stubbins has told you," the Doctor went on, "that I had already
met with a colony of cats in my wanderings over the moon. I had great
difficulty in learning their language. They were so reticent--didn't
seem inclined to talk, I mean--even when it looked as if they had
something on their minds to say. Well, you know, without being told,
that all animals of the same kind are not the same. Each one is
different. And certainly this cat was different. Usually cats are fond
of places rather than people. Well, this goes to show that this
particular cat did _not_ think more of places than she did of people. As
it happened, I had cured her of a bad attack of bronchitis. She did not
like the moon, but, apparently, she liked me.

"She came stalking across the wide open space all alone. When she got to
me she said, 'Doctor Dolittle, I want to go with you.' That was all. I
had never been fond of cats. And yet I know of no exact reason why I
should feel less friendly towards her kind than I did towards any other
sort of animal. On the other hand, I knew of course that if I took her
into my household down here many of you would object.

"I argued with her. I told her cats had many enemies in the world where
I was going. She said, 'Don't bother about my enemies, Doctor. I'll take
care of them.' Then--still hoping to discourage her, I said, 'But you
understand that if I take you, there is to be no killing--birds, mice
and so forth. We can't have any of that, you know.' All she answered
was, 'John Dolittle, I'm a moon cat. For thousands of years we have not
killed birds--or any living creature. We have learned here to live on
other things. We hunt no more. I want to see the earth, where my people
came from. Take me with you.'

"Well--there you are--there was no answering her argument. She was
running a big risk. And she knew it.

"'Very well,' I said at last. 'Get aboard the locust.' And without
another word she climbed up on to the insect's back. There Chee-Chee
stowed her in a crate and made her fast for the big journey.

"But the worst part of the whole business for me was saying good-bye to
Otho Bludge. It was not easy. As I told you, I had realized of a sudden
how terribly lonely the poor fellow was going to be. Perhaps he would
never have felt so if I had not come to the moon. It is true this was
his own doing--yet, so far as his losing my company was concerned, it
made no matter. He had said very little to me after he had told me I
could go. But now when he came striding over towards us, as we stood by
the locust's side, I wondered what was going on inside his mind. He was
about to say good-bye to the first human being he had talked with in
thousands of years.

"He held out his hand. I remember asking myself how it was he had not
forgptten that this was the fashion in which the people of the earth
bade one another farewell. I did not know what to say. At last it was he
who spoke.

"'Good-bye,' he said, in an awkward kind of way. 'Do you think
that--some day--you may come back?'"

"Oh," quacked Dab-Dab, "I do hope you didn't promise him you would,

"No," said John Dolittle, "I didn't promise anything. Although I must
admit the moon was a most interesting place to visit. No--I just said,
'Well, Otho, keep off the goy-goy and you'll still live longer than any
of us. I have left a dozen bottles of the medicine in your hut. But you
won't need them if you will only follow the diet I have told you to.'

"It was a terrible moment. I was anxious to get it over with. He turned
and moved away. Evidently at the very last he would sooner not see our
going. I climbed aboard the locust. My size, you must remember, was
terrific. But even when I lay down flat on the creature's back--over his
thorax, his shoulders--there still seemed to be lots of room to spare.
We had on board many of those oxygen lilies, Stubbins, which we used on
the other trip. I pulled one up, handy to dip my nose in. The locust
scrabbled his feet into the sand of the valley so he could make a good
take-off. 'Good-bye!' yelled the crowd. 'Good-bye!' we called back. With
a terrific kick of his hind legs the insect shot up into the air and
spread his wings.

"The trip was terrible. I suppose having stayed on the moon so long my
lungs had got sort of accustomed to the air up there and unaccustomed to
the air of the earth--to say nothing of the dreadful dead belt. Anyway,
when we did reach that terrible part of the journey I honestly thought
it was all over with me. The locust had got instructions about the
navigation from Jamara Bumblelily, the Giant Moth, before he set off.
But it was terrible anyhow. I grabbed one of the oxygen flowers and
stuck my face in it. Nevertheless I became unconscious--and stayed so
till after we landed. When I came to at last I heard you, Stubbins,
talking with Polynesia. Everything was still. I looked up at the moon,
steady in the sky. Last time I had seen it, it was swinging around the
heavens like a crazy thing.

"Well, that's all. Here I am, none the worse for the trip--the most
interesting journey I have ever made in my life."

Quite clearly the Doctor felt that his tale had rather saddened us
towards the end. As a matter of fact all the animals were certainly very
serious when he finished.

"Tell me, Doctor," said Jip at last, "do you think the Moon Man will be
able to manage by himself--now?"

"Of course he will," Dab-Dab broke in. "How did he manage before the
Doctor went there?"

"I wasn't asking you, Dab-Dab," said Jip quietly. "I was asking the

"Oh, I think he'll be all right," said John Dolittle after a pause.

"He'll miss you, won't he?" said Jip. "Mighty sporting of him to let you
go, wasn't it?--Humph! The 'Gentleman in the Moon.' Good luck to him!"

"Poor man!" said Whitey--always sentimental and romantic.--"Left all

"Hum! Hum!" said Gub-Gub. "It must be kind of hard to be the only one of
your kind in a world."

"But you won't go back, Doctor, will you?" said Dab-Dab anxiously.
"After all, you've seen the moon now--Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter.
There's no sense in your fooling with it any more, is there? You know
what I mean?"

"Yes, I understand, Dab-Dab," said the Doctor. "But"--his voice trailed
off in a sleepy tone tone--"it was--er--well, it _was_ a very
interesting place."

I saw that he was getting tired. I made a signal to the animals and
Matthew. They understood.

"All right, Doctor," I said. "Thank you. We will now leave you in peace
to sleep. Good night!"

I folded up my notebooks. John Dolittle's head was nodding on his chest.
We all crept out on tiptoe and closed the door behind us.


It was not until almost the end of the Summer that the Doctor got back
to his ordinary size. He was now no longer afraid of being seen; and he
moved about the house without upsetting things or smashing furniture;
and he was very happy about it.

First of all he went over the whole garden from end to end. Though I had
done the best I could to keep it up in good condition for him, there was
much of course that his eye fell on which mine had overlooked. John
Dolittle was a very good gardener himself and very particular. (Dab-Dab
always used to say he never seemed to mind how untidy his house was, as
long as the garden was spick and span--"Just like a man!" she would
add.) Gub-Gub and I--and sometimes Matthew when he was about--helped him
with the work; dividing up the iris roots; pegging down the raspberry
canes; digging up and re-sowing some of the turf patches that had grown
bare and brown.

"The coming of Autumn, Stubbins," said he, "is always the most important
season for a sensible gardener. That's the time when we put the earth to
bed, as it were. If you get the ground and your plants and trees in good
condition for their long winter sleep, you will have something to show
in the Spring."

When we came to look over the big enclosure which we had called the Zoo
the emptiness of it seemed to sadden him. He gazed over the long
walled-in lawn some moments without speaking; but I knew what was in his
mind. So did Jip.

"Humph!" muttered the Doctor after a while, "those dog-houses down at
the bottom look pretty sad, don't they? The roofs all full of holes and
rotten. We must do something to clean up this mess, Stubbins. A year
seems such a short time, and yet what a lot can happen in it!"

"Look here, Doctor," said Jip, "why can't we repair them and start the
Home for Cross-bred Dogs over again? There's a half-breed setter down in
the town. His name is Flip. He has no home at all. He gets his meals
from any old place--off rubbish heaps mostly. And there are a lot of
other dogs too. Couldn't we take them in, the same as we used to when
you kept open house for stray dogs?"

"Well, Jip, I'd love to," said the Doctor. "They surely were jolly times
when we had the dogs' home running full blast. You remember that little
rascal, Quetch, the Scotty who used to run the dogs' gymnasium for
us--and bossed you all over the place when we had the jumping contests?
And wasn't that a wonderful yarn--when he told us the story of his life?
My, what a character he was! But you see, Jip, I don't know about the
money side of it. A lot of dogs need a lot of food. It seems to me I've
got to live on Stubbins' salary here--of three shillings and sixpence a
week--till I begin to make something from my new book."

"Well, but, Doctor," said Jip. "Why can't we take in just Flip for the
present--till you're feeling richer? I'm afraid he'll get shot one of
these days for stealing people's chickens or something. No one takes
care of him. He's just a tramp. He comes round to the front gate twice a
week to see if I have any old bones to give him. Most of the time he's
practically starving."

"Humph!--Starving, eh?" said the Doctor seriously. He looked at me. "Can
we manage it, do you think, Stubbins?"

"Oh, surely, Doctor," said I. "We'll manage somehow. We always seem to
have milk and vegetables, any way."

"Good!" said the Doctor. "Milk and vegetables are much better for a dog
than a lot of meat. All right, Jip, bring your friend in next time he
calls and we'll fix up one of the dog-houses for him here."

The white mouse, always inquisitive, had been following us around on the
inspection of the garden. He now piped up in his funny squeaky little

"Oh, and Doctor, wouldn't it be a good idea if we set up the Rat and
Mouse Club again too? There's a new family of mice up in the attic. And
you know Dab-Dab would much sooner have them out of the house, down here
instead. It won't be any trouble. I can fix up our old Rat Town just as
it was. I know how they like it, you see. And they'll be no expense. A
few crusts of bread and rinds of cheese. It would be lots of fun to have
them here once more, don't you think? Then we could have them telling us
stories over the kitchen fire after supper-just like old times. Do let's
start the Rat and Mouse Club again!"

"Humph!" said the Doctor thoughtfully. "I don't see why not. It would
make the place more home-like. I certainly hate to see the Zoo enclosure
all empty and deserted like this. Yes, let's set up the Rat and Mouse
Club. I'll leave the matter in your hands, Whitey. At least we can
afford that."

And then the old lame horse who had been helping us weed the garden with
a cultivator put in his say.

"Doctor," he said, "how about the Retired Cab and Wagon Horses'
Association--you know, the farm you bought for them about two miles

"Ah, yes," said the Doctor, "to be sure, to be sure. I'd forgotten all
about them. Tell me, how are they getting on?"

"Well," said the old fellow, swishing the flies off with his tail, "I
hear there have not been any new members joined of late. But the fences
need repairing. Dogs getting in and yapping and snapping about the
place--in spite of all the signs we put up, 'Trespassers Will Be
Prosecuted--Dogs Will Be Kicked,' you remember?"

"Yes, yes, of course," said the Doctor.

"And the scratching-post you set for them--it got pushed down. And they
would like another."

"Dear me, dear me," said John Dolittle. "Yes, I remember how they used
to like to scratch their necks--on the top of the hill there, where they
could see the view as the sun went down. Well, I'll certainly have to
attend to that. I'll go over with you in the morning and see about it."

And so it was that before very long most of the old institutions which
the Doctor had set up for the comfort and happiness of animals got put
back into running order after his long stay on the moon. All of his own
animal household were very happy about this--and, I was surprised to
find, Dab-Dab in particular.

"Tommy," she said to me one evening, "this is a good thing. It will keep
John Dolittle out of mischief--I mean keep him away from his book for a
while more anyhow. Why shouldn't he have a good time giving the animals
a good time?--so long as he doesn't start any of those crazy charitable
ideas for pests, like the Country House for Houseflies. Poof!" (She
shrugged up her wings in disgust.) "Don't let him start _that_ again.
He'll have a Wardrobe for Clothes Moths or a Bedroom for Bed-bugs before
you know where you are."


But these departments of his big establishment were not the only things
that began leading John Dolittle back into his old ways of living. In
former days the most important concern in "the little house with the big
garden" had been the dispensary, where animals and creatures of all
sorts came to him for the treatment of their sickness and injuries. Of
course anyone can understand that as soon as he began to move about and
let himself be seen word would get abroad to the animals outside that
the famous man was back in Puddleby once more.

And, sure enough, it was only a few weeks later that our patients began
to call--first a pair of rabbits, very scared and timid. I found them on
the doorstep at the crack of dawn one morning. Could they see the
Doctor, please? I asked them what was the matter. They said they had a
sick baby--didn't know what was the trouble with it. I told them the
Doctor was still in bed and I didn't like to wake him because he was
very tired. Where was the baby?

"Oh," said the mother rabbit, almost bursting into tears, "it's not far
away. If you'll come with us we'll show you and maybe if you bring it
back here the Doctor will be awake by then. But we must make haste. It's
very sick."

"All right," I said, "I'll come with you. Lead the way."

Well, the mother rabbit was in a hurry. She and her mate shot out the
garden gate and went bolting down the road like a streak of lightning.
Time and again I had to call to them to wait and let me catch up. After
they had gone about a mile toward Oxenthorpe they left the highway and
started off across country. Over ditches, ploughed fields and swamps
they led me--under hedges, through copses, over hill and dale. At last
they came to a stop before a hole in a bank beside a wood.

"The baby's down there," said the mother. "Please hurry up and get it
out. It's terribly ill."

[Illustration: "'The baby's down there,' said the mother. 'Please

Of course there was no earthly chance of my getting down a hole that
size. But there was a farm nearby. I ran over to it. It was still very
early in the morning and no one was about. I found a garden spade in a
turnip field. I borrowed it and ran back to the rabbits. Then I got the
father to show me about how far his hole ran into the bank. I dug down
in that spot and got the young one out. He certainly looked pretty
ill--breathing very hard. Some sort of asthma I suspected. I picked him
up, left the spade where the farmer would find it, and started off, on
the run, back to the Doctor's house with both the parents at my heels.

John Dolittle was up and shaving by the time we got there. He gave one
look at the baby rabbit, dropped his razor, took the patient out of my
hands and ran down the stairs with it to the dispensary. There he
swabbed its throat out with some kind of disinfectant and laid it in a
shoe-box on a bed of hay.

"You only just caught it in time, Stubbins," he said. "I think it will
get all right. But we'll have to keep an eye on it for a few days. Put
it up in my bedroom--under the bed. Tell the parents they can live there
too for a few days. Give them some apples. Hah, it's a fine youngster!
We'll fix it up all right."

At breakfast I told Dab-Dab about it. She rolled her eyes towards the
ceiling with a sigh.

"We'll have to take the carpet up," she said. "There will be apple-cores
all over the room. Ah, well! We might have expected it. That's the way
it always begins--after he's been away. Now we'll have every kind of
animal in the countryside calling on him with their toothaches and
bruises and blisters!"

And, sure enough, she was right. From that time on the animal patients
began to arrive thick and fast, at all hours of the day and night.
Foxes, badgers, otters, squirrels, weasels, hedgehogs, moles, rats, mice
and every kind of bird, formed a line outside the dispensary door--a
line which seemed to grow for ever longer and longer. The wild animals'
world had learned that the great doctor was back.

And so the little house suddenly became a very busy place. The Doctor
was here, there and everywhere. Jip's friend Flip came and was given a
comfortable home in one of the dog-houses in the Zoo enclosure. In fact
he found it so comfortable, and enjoyed being a guest of the Doctor's so
much, that next time he visited the town he told all his friends about
it. And as soon as it got abroad in dog society that the famous Home for
Cross-bred Dogs was open once more, we had all descriptions of waifs and
strays and mongrels for miles around wagging their tails at the gates
and asking to be taken in as members. The Doctor never could resist a
hard-luck story from animals. And we soon had a wonderful collection
down there in the Zoo enclosure. Never had I seen such mixtures--crosses
between greyhounds and dachshunds, between Airedales and mastiffs, Irish
terriers and foxhounds. But the more mixed they were the better the
Doctor seemed to like them.

"They're always more intelligent and interesting, these cross-breds,
Stubbins," he said, "than the pedigree dogs. This is splendid. I always
like to have lots of dogs around."

He _did_ have them; there was no question about that. The real trouble
came when not only the stray dogs of the neighbourhood--those who had no
owners or places to go at night--but the regular dogs, many of them
thoroughbreds, heard of the "Home" in the Doctor's garden and just ran
away and came to us.

This, as can be easily understood, caused a lot of trouble for John
Dolittle. (It had done the same before, as a matter of fact.) Angry
owners of pet poodles, dogs who had won prizes and blue ribbons in
shows, came round to see the Doctor. Furiously they accused him of
luring away their precious darlings from their proper homes. And the
Doctor had hard work pacifying them. One case I remember that amused me
very much. It was a Cocker spaniel. When she arrived at the house she
told the Doctor she was annoyed with her owner because she would treat
her as a lap-dog.

"And you know, Doctor," she said very haughtily, "we Cockers are _not_
lap-dogs, like the King Charles or Pekinese spaniels--those piffling
flea-bags who do nothing but sit on cushions. _We_ are not that kind. We
are sporting dogs. I can't stand my owner. I wish to live my own life.
We're descended from the water spaniels--a very old and respected

"Of course, of course," said the Doctor. "I quite understand."

"I don't want to sit on sofas," the dog went on. "I want to run in the
woods--to smell the deer. I love going after deer. I've never caught one
and I don't suppose I'd know what to do with it if I did. But it's the
fun of the thing, don't you see? My mistress says I mustn't get myself
wet, running through the long grass and all that. But I just hate the
life of drawing-rooms and afternoon teas! I want to come and live with
you and all those jolly mongrels down in your Zoo."

"I see, I see," said the Doctor. "And I understand your point of view.
Quite, quite. But what am I to say to your owner when she traces you
back here and comes to tell me I've stolen her dog?"

"Oh, let her go and buy herself a toy one," said the spaniel--"one of
those made out of rags. It would do just as well for her. She doesn't
know anything about real dogs."

Well, that was the kind of thing the Doctor found himself faced with all
the time. And it certainly kept him busy. This particular spaniel did
actually stay with us. We called her Squib; but, as the Doctor had
prophesied, her owner, a very elegant lady of one of the county's best
families, called and started a rumpus. However, Squib was so rude and
unfriendly to her former mistress and made such a fuss about being taken
away, that the lady, after the Doctor had explained things to her,
finally went off and left her with us. And the spaniel to her great
delight was allowed to join the Home for Crossbred Dogs.

Although she was frightfully well-bred, a champion in her class and all
that, she never boasted about her pedigree to the other dogs. Squib's
one great ambition was to trail a deer and run him down in the woods.
She never succeeded--with the short legs she had. But it didn't matter
anyway. In fact it was just as well she never did. Always she had still
something to look forward to. As she had explained to the Doctor, the
fun of the game was the thing that counted. She was a true sportswoman;
and all the other dogs were mad about her.


Of course as time went on the Doctor became more and more anxious to get
at his notes and the writing of his book about the moon. One evening,
after all our work for the day had been attended to, we were sitting in
the kitchen. Matthew Mugg, the Cats'-meat-Man, was with us. It was
nearly midnight and I had packed all the animals off to bed because both
John Dolittle and myself were pretty tired.

The Doctor was filling his pipe from the big tobacco-jar; and when he
got it lighted and going well he said to me,

"You know, Stubbins, I can't see how I'll ever get that book started, as
things are going at present."

"Yes, Doctor," I said, "I know what you mean."

"It isn't that I begrudge the time I give to the animals here, you
understand," he went on. "It's just that there _are_ only twenty-four
hours to the day. And no matter how I try to arrange it, I don't--I
simply don't--seem to find any time for writing. You see, I always feel
that these animals that call upon me with their troubles, well, that is
a living, an immediate, thing. The book should be able to wait. Maybe
nobody will take any notice of it, anyway, when it comes out. But I do
want to get it written. I _hope_ it's going to be a very important

"You ought to go away somewhere, Doctor," said the Cats'-meat-Man--"so
you could 'ave peace and quiet. From what Tommy tells me, you ain't
likely to get none 'ere."

"That's an idea," cried John Dolittle. "To go away-But where?"

"Take a seaside 'oliday, Doctor," said Matthew. "Go down to
Margate.--Lovely place! I got a cousin down there in the lobster-fishin'
business. Nobody would bother you in Margate. It's far enough off from
Puddleby so not even the animals 'ereabouts would know where you'd

The Doctor frowned slightly as he looked into the bowl of his pipe.

"Yes," he said, "but you see, Matthew, there's always that wretched
question of money. Where can a man go without money?"

Matthew drummed a moment on the table with his fingers.

"Now, Doctor," he said presently, "the main thing you're lookin' for is
peace and quiet, ain't it?"

"That's it," said John Dolittle. "A place where I can write my book

"Well," said Matthew. "There's only one place I know where a man can get
all the peace and quiet 'e wants and it don't cost 'im nothin'."

"Where's that?" asked the Doctor.

"In jail," said Matthew.

"Oh," said the Doctor, a little surprised. "Ah, yes, I see. I hadn't
thought of that. Yet--er--after all, it _is_ an idea. Quite an idea. But
tell me--er--how does one go about getting into jail?"

"That's a fine thing for you to be askin' _me_, John Dolittle! My
trouble wasn't never 'ow to get into jail; it was always 'ow to stay out
of it."

Both the Doctor and I knew Matthew's occasional troubles with the
police. His great weakness was poaching, that is, snaring rabbits and
pheasants on other people's property. Nothing on earth could ever
persuade him this was wrong. And whenever he was missing and suddenly
turned up again after several weeks' absence the Doctor never asked him
where he had been. For he guessed he most likely had had one of his
"little run-ins with the police" as he called them. But to-night neither
of us could keep from laughing outright.

"Now listen," said Matthew, leaning forward, "let's go into committee on
this. First thing we got to decide is which jail we got to get you into,
see? There's lots o' difference in 'em. I wouldn't recommend you
Puddleby jail. No--too draughty. I got an awful nooralgy in me face last
time I was there. Well, then, there's Oxenthorpe jail. No--come to think
of it--I wouldn't pick that one neither. It's a nice jail, you
understand. But the old Justice of the Peace what sits on the bench up
there is a snooty old bloke and 'e's liable to give you 'ard."

"Hard?" said the Doctor. "I don't quite understand."

"'Ard labour," said Matthew. "You know, work. You 'ave to work all the
time you're in there--makin' ropes and that kind o' thing. You wouldn't
want that. You want peace and quiet so you can write a book. No,
Oxenthorpe is out. But then there's Gilesborough. Ah, now that's the
place you--"

"But excuse me," the Doctor put in. "One has to do something to get into
jail, doesn't one? I mean, you must commit some sort of an offence,
break the law. What?"

"Oh, that's easy, Doctor," said the Cats'-meat-Man. "Listen, all you got
to do is go up to a policeman and push 'im in the face. You'll get into
jail all right."

"But, my dear Matthew," cried the Doctor, "how can I possibly go up to a
policeman, a perfect stranger, a man who never did me any harm,
and--er--push him in the face?"

"Doctor," said Matthew, "don't let your conscience worry you none. It's
a worthy deed--a werry worthy deed--that's what it is. All policemen had
oughter be pushed in the face. Look, if you don't think you can do it,
I'll come and 'elp yer!"

"Er--er--well, now wait a minute," said the Doctor. "I'm not what's
called conventional, as you know, Matthew. In fact, I too have been in
prison. I was thrown into a dungeon in Africa by Prince Bumpo's father,
the King of the Jolliginki. But I didn't have to do anything for that.
The King just didn't like white men. And I can't say that I blame
him--seeing what his experience with them had been. But, to come back: I
think that your idea sounds good in many ways. A prison, with high stone
walls, should be a splendid place to write."

"The grub's rotten--that's the only thing," said Matthew, reaching for
the tobacco-jar.

"Well, that won't bother me," said John Dolittle. "I'm eating as little
as possible now, you know, on account of my weight. But the way to get
into jail is the thing that may prove difficult. Listen, Matthew: don't
you think I could do something less violent? I mean, instead of pushing
a policeman's face, couldn't I just--er--break a window or something?"

"Oh, positively," said Matthew. "There's lots of ways of getting into
jail. But, you see, just for bustin' a window you'd only get a sentence
of a few days. 'Ow long was you thinkin' you'd want to stay?"

"Er--I don't just know, Matthew," said the Doctor. "But certainly until
I get most of my book finished."

"Well," said the Cats'-meat-Man, "there's no need to worry about that
yet a while. If the judge only gives you fourteen days and you want to
stay longer, all you got to do is tear up your bed or something like
that. Or, if they puts you out, you can just break another window and
come right back in again, see? That part's easy. Now I got to be goin'.
Theodosia always gets kind of fussy if I'm out late at night. But you
think it over, Doctor. If you wants peace and quiet there's no place
like a prison cell. But when you starts your window-breakin' you better
let me come and 'elp you--No, don't thank me, Doctor, it'll be a
pleasure, I assure you! 'Twould never do to 'ave no bunglin'. The job's
got to be done right. Yer might get into trouble! And choose
Gilesborough. Trust me. It's a nice jail. Good night!"


After Matthew had left, the Doctor and I sat on chatting for a while
longer. It was quite plain, as John Dolittle talked, that he was
becoming more and more taken up with the idea of jail as his one best
place to go for finishing his book. The work at his house interested him
no end; but there was clearly no possible chance of his getting at his
writing while he stayed at home. He felt that this book was a greater
thing than he had done, or ever would do. At the same time he hated to
leave his patients. He put these matters before me now for
consideration; and I was very flattered that he wanted my opinion.

"Well, Doctor," I said, "it seems to me that it is a question of which
is the most important, the book or the patients."

"Quite so, Stubbins," said he. "That's just it. And it's hard for me to
make up my mind. You see, as I told you, so many of these sick animals
have come to rely on me--and me alone--to help them in their troubles."

"Yes, but just the same," I said, "how did they get along while you were
away before? I can't see why you feel you must take care of everybody
and everything in the world, Doctor. That's more than any one could do.
It won't take you for ever to write your book. Why can't the patients
manage without your help for that length of time, the same as they did
while you were away in the moon?"

He shrugged his shoulders but did not answer.

The next day I talked the matter over with Dab-Dab.

"Tommy," said she, "that man Matthew Mugg is a scallywag, but he's got
brains. Jail may not be the pleasantest place in the world. But don't
you see what's going to happen if John Dolittle doesn't go away

"What?" I asked.

"He'll try and do both things," said Dab-Dab. "He'll try to look after
all these blessed animals--many of them aren't really sick, you know,
they just want to get a look at the great man and then go back and brag
about it to their friends--_and_ he'll try to write the book. Both at
the same time. He'll get ill from overwork. No, the more I think of it,
the surer I feel. Matthew's right. The place for John Dolittle is jail.
He'll be safe there."

Well, it was towards the end of that week that the Doctor came to a
decision. We had a very long line of patients calling on him--worse than
usual. The cases were not serious ones, but they kept him on the go from
the time he got out of bed till the time he went back to it--long after
midnight. To make matters worse still, four new dogs arrived who wished
to become members of the "Home." And the same afternoon Whitey
discovered two new families of wild mice who said they'd like to join
the Rat and Mouse Club. When I went with the Doctor up to his bedroom
that night he was all worn out.

"Stubbins," he said, as he sank into a chair, "it's no use my staying
here any longer. I've just got to go away."

"Yes, Doctor," I said, "I think you're right."

"To-morrow, Stubbins," said he, "we'll go over to Gilesborough. You get
hold of Matthew for me. I am a little bit afraid of what he may do. But,
on the other hand, I am not--er--as experienced as he is in these
matters. So I think it would be a good idea if we had him with us, don't

"Yes," I said, "I do."

"Anyway," he went on, "call me early, won't you? We must get those notes
arranged. I fancy one is not allowed to take much baggage when one goes
to jail. We'll have to copy the notes out on to ordinary paper, you
know--much less bulky than those palm-leaf sheets I brought down from
the moon."

"Very good," said I. "We can manage that all right. Now get some sleep,
Doctor. It's a quarter to one."

I was down very early the next morning; and, thinking I'was up ahead of
everybody, I was tiptoeing through the house on my way out to visit
Matthew when I found the whole family sitting at breakfast round the

"Well, Dab-Dab," I said, "he's going!"

"Who's going?" asked Gub-Gub.

"The Doctor," I said.

"Where is he going?" asked the white mouse.

"To jail," I answered.

"Why is he going?" asked Jip.

"Because he has to," said I, as patiently as I could.

"When is he going?" asked Too-Too.

"As soon as he can," I said.

It was the usual bombardment of questions that I got regularly whenever
I broke any news of the Doctor.

"Now look here," said Dab-Dab, addressing the rest of them. "Stop
bothering Tommy with your chatter. The Doctor has decided to go to jail
so he can be free."

"Free--in jail!" cried the white mouse.

"Just that," said Dab-Dab. "He needs quiet. And you must all understand
that where he is going is to be kept a secret."

"Dear me!" sighed the white mouse. "We always seem to be having to keep
secrets round here."

"Well, there's to be no _seeming_ about this," snorted Dab-Dab. "No one
is to know where John Dolittle is going. Is that clear to all of you?
For a while the Doctor has just got to disappear from the world--the
world of animals as well as of people. All of us must see to it that no
one, absolutely no one, gets to hear of where he has gone."

After a glass of milk I hurried away to see Matthew. The Cats'-meat-Man
agreed to meet us, the Doctor and myself, in Gilesborough that

On my return I got the notes arranged as the Doctor wanted. We did not
plan to take them all with us at once. We felt sure I could bring him
more later, as he needed them. And so it was only with a satchel for
baggage that we set out together to walk to Gilesborough--a distance of
some seven miles from Puddleby.

I must confess that I had to smile to myself as we set off. John
Dolittle, the great traveller who had undertaken such adventurous
voyages, was starting off on the strangest journey of all: to go to
jail! And for the first time in his life he was worried that he might
not get there.

Gilesborough was quite a place--in many ways more important than
Puddleby. It was a Saxon town, the centre of a "hundred," as it was
called in the old days. Its square-towered little church sat up among
its surrounding oak-trees and could be seen from a long way off. What is
more, it was a market-town. Every Friday fine cattle were driven
in--Jersey cows, sheep, and Berkshire pigs--by the farmers of the
neighbourhood. And then once a year, just before Michaelmas, there was
the Goose Fair. This was attended by visitors for many miles around and
was a county-wide affair of great importance.

I had visited the town before; and I had enjoyed seeing those jolly
farmers with their apple-cheeked wives gathering in the White Hart Inn
or the Fitz-Hugh Arms Hotel to talk over the fine points of the sheep
shown in the market pens, or neighbours' calves sold at new high prices.
They always had splendid horses for their gigs, these men, in which they
drove to town--even if the gigs were in sad need of repairs, painting
and washing. Taken all in all, Gilesborough was one of the spots of Old
England anyone would love to visit.

The Doctor and I arrived there on a late Friday afternoon. The market
was over and the farmers had retired to take their last mug of cider at
the taverns before going home. We found the Cats'meat-Man at our
meeting-place, waiting for us.

"Now look here, Matthew," said the Doctor, "about this window-breaking
business: you understand I wouldn't want to break the windows of any
poor people--those who couldn't afford it, you know."

"A worthy thought," said Matthew, "a werry worthy thought. I take it
you'd like better to break the windows of the wealthy. So would I. Well,
'ow about the bank--the Gilesborough Investment Corporation? They've got
lots of money and they'd be sure to prosecute, too, mind yer. That's
important. They just loves to prosecute people. Yes, Doctor, that's the
idea. Let's bust the bank's winders. They're made of plate
glass--lovely! They'll be closed to customers now, but the clerks and
cashiers will still be there. We'll go and take a whack at the
bank--helegant! Now, let me see--where are some good stones? Yes--'ere
we are! You take a couple in your pockets and I'll take a few too.
Wouldn't never do to 'ave no bunglin'!"

Matthew picked up a handful of large pebbles from the roadway. He handed
some to the Doctor and put some more in his own pockets.

"Now," said he, "we just go and stroll down the street--saunterin' like.
Then when we gets in front of the bank we--"

"Just a minute," said the Doctor. "Are you going to throw the stone to
break the window, or am I?"

"It just depends, Doctor," said Matthew, "on how much of a crowd we
finds in front of the bank and the distribution of the population, as
you might say, see?"

"No, I can't say that I see--quite," said the Doctor.

"Well," said the Cats'-meat-Man, "you got to use judgment in these
things--tactics, yer know. You might find a whole lot of people in
between you and the bank front, and you wouldn't be able to let fly
proper, while me--I might see a chance when you wouldn't, see? It won't
do to 'ave no bunglin'! You take your cue from me, Doctor. I'll get you
into jail all right!"

Matthew went ahead of us a little. The Doctor, with me following behind,
was clearly worried.

"I don't quite like this, Stubbins," he whispered. "But I suppose
Matthew knows what he's doing."

"I hope so, Doctor," I said.

We arrived in front of the bank. It was in a wide square known as the
Bargate. Many people were on the pavements. The Doctor was craning his
neck here and there, dodging about, trying to see over their heads.
Suddenly there was a crash, followed by the noise of falling glass.

"It sounds to me," said the Doctor, "as though Matthew has been helping

Before I had time to answer him I heard cries from the people around us:
"Stop him! Stop thief!--He tried to break into the bank--Stop him!
Catch him!"

"Dear me!" said the Doctor. "Is it Matthew they're after?"

We saw a scuffle going on ahead of us.

"Yes--yes!" cried the Doctor. "That's he. Matthew's broken the bank
window. Follow me, Stubbins."

We shouldered our way into the crowd that was now gathering thick and
fast. In the centre of it, sure enough, we found Matthew struggling in
the grasp of a policeman.

[Illustration: "Matthew struggling in the grasp of a policeman"]

"Pardon me," said the Doctor politely, touching the policeman on the
shoulder, "but it was I who threw the stone--er--thereby breaking the

"I might believe you, sir," said the policeman--"being as how you
_looks_ an honest gent. But I seen him with my own eyes. Took a stone
out of his pocket--with me right behind him, and threw it through the
bank's front window. Besides, I know this cove. He's a poacher over from
Puddleby way. A bad lot, he is. Come along o' me, young feller. And it's
my duty to warn you that anything you say may be held agin you in

And poor Matthew was marched away towards the jail.

"But, Constable," said the Doctor to the policeman, "you must listen to
me. I--"

"Never mind," whispered Matthew. "Don't you come to the court, Doctor.
You don't want to be known there--not yet. No cause to worry about me.
I'll be out of that jail almost afore they puts me in there. I know all
the locks, see.... Yes, I'm a-comin', old funny-face. Stop
pullin'--Gimme a chance to talk to me friend before I goes to the
scaffold, can't yer? I'm surprised at you!" (Matthew dropped his voice
to a whisper again.) "I'll be seem' yer, Doctor. Just a little mistake,
see? If at first yer don't succeed, try, try--yer know the old sayin'.
Better wait till I can 'elp yer. Wouldn't do to 'ave no bunglin', you
know. I'll get yer into jail all right, never fear!"


John Dolittle was all for following our unlucky friend, but I persuaded
him not to. "I think he'll be all right, Doctor," I said. "And
certainly, as he told you, you don't want to get known at the Court
House yet--for fear they think there is something funny about us."

"They'll think that in any case if we go on this way," said the Doctor
gloomily. "But, Stubbins, I can't bear to feel I have got Matthew into
jail. For years I've been trying to persuade him to keep out of it. I
almost wish I hadn't started out on this crazy idea."

"Oh, Doctor," said I. "As far as Matthew is concerned, I'm sure you have
nothing to worry about. He's so--well--he's so experienced in these

"Yes," said the Doctor thoughtfully, "that is true. But still if I'm to
get into Gilesborough jail I don't think I should wait for his
assistance any further. I'd better leave the bank alone, don't you

"Yes, Doctor," said I. "I think I would."

We went on strolling down the main street till presently we came to the
outskirts of the town, where there were no shops any more, just private

"This looks like a prosperous place," said the Doctor, stopping before a
large house with a very elegant front. "I should think the folks here
could easily afford a broken window, what? Well, here goes! Now listen,
Stubbins, you better keep out of the way. We don't want the wrong man
arrested a second time."

The Doctor drew a stone from his pocket and let fly at a big window on
the ground floor. Another crash, and more sounds of falling glass. We
waited, watching the front door for some one to come out. No one came.
Presently an urchin stepped up behind us.

"Mister," said he, "there ain't no use in breaking the windows in that

"Why?" asked the Doctor.

"The people's gone away," said the boy. "Yes, gone abroad for the
winter. I broke all the windows in the back yesterday and no one even
chased me off the place!"

"Good gracious!" murmured the Doctor. "Have I got to spoil every house
in this town before I get stopped? Come, Stubbins, let us go on."

Once more we sauntered, looking for points of attack.

"I don't seem to be doing very well," said the Doctor dismally. "I had
no idea how difficult it was to get into jail."

"Well, Doctor," I said, "I suppose there's a good deal in looking the
part, as they say. Matthew didn't seem to find it difficult to get into

"Look," said the Doctor, pointing down the street. "There's another big
house--with lots of carriages driving up to the door. I wonder what's
going on there."

"Most likely they're giving a tea-party, or something of the kind," I
said. "See, there's a policeman there regulating the traffic."

"A policeman!" cried the Doctor. "Why, so there is! This is splendid,
Stubbins. I can't go wrong this time. Important people with plenty of
money; a party going on; crowds of witnesses, _and_ a policeman. He'll
just be bound to arrest me.--I'll report him for neglect of duty if he

When we came up to the house we saw there was quite a gathering of
townspeople watching the guests driving up in their carriages. It
certainly seemed to be quite a large and elegant affair which was going
on. The Doctor told me to hang back; and he elbowed his way into the
crowd till he was near enough to make sure of his aim. By standing on
tiptoe, from where I was I could see him and his tall hat plainly. Again
he took a stone from his pocket and scored a bull's-eye on the largest
of the ground-floor windows.

Another crash--and once more the clatter of falling glass. This noise
was instantly followed by indignant cries from the crowd. Everybody drew
away from the Doctor as though they feared he was dangerous. Suddenly,
as it were, he was left all by himself in the centre of a small ring,
blushing ridiculously but looking quite happy and triumphant. The
policeman came through the crowd and looked at him. He was clearly very
puzzled by the respectable appearance of the stone-thrower. His eye
roamed over the Doctor's satchel, his top hat, and his kind, genial

"Pardon me, sir," said he, "but was it you who threw that stone?"

"Yes," said the Doctor, "I threw the stone. My pockets are full of them,

He pulled a handful out of his pocket and showed them.

"'E's an anarchist," I heard some one in the crowd whisper. "I'll bet
yer 'e makes bombs in 'is bathroom!"

"Maybe 'e's crazy," said a woman near me. "'E's got an awful queer look
in his eye--Come back there, Willie! You keep away from 'im! 'E might
bite' yer, or something!"

But the constable seemed more puzzled than ever.

"Did you throw it--er--_on purpose_, sir?" he asked in a disbelieving

"Oh, yes, indeed!" said the Doctor brightly. "Let me show you."

He took another stone from his pocket and drew back his arm.

"No, no," said the policeman, hurriedly stopping him. "You needn't break
any more. You can explain to the magistrate. You must come with me. And
it's my duty to warn you that anything you say now may be used in
evidence against you."

"Well, just tell me what to say and I'll say it," said the Doctor
eagerly as he moved away at the policeman's side.

"Yes, 'e's crazy all right," murmured the woman near me. "Come along,
Willie. Time to go home."

"Maybe he was annoyed because he didn't get asked to the party, Ma,"
said Willie.

The commotion inside the house was now greater than that outside. Maids
and footmen were flying around, pulling down blinds. The front door was
shut and bolted. It looked as though they feared a bombardment of stones
from the crowd.

As soon as the Doctor and the policeman had got to the outskirts of the
mob I began following them, keeping a hundred yards or so behind. This
was not difficult because the helmet of the tall constable could be
easily seen at quite a distance. It was clearly the policeman's
intention to avoid people following; because he took back streets
instead of main ones.

After a little I decided it was no longer necessary for me to keep back
out of the way. The deed was done now and the Doctor need no longer fear
that I would be accused of having a hand in it. So presently, when the
pair were going through a quiet little alley, I overtook them.

The constable asked me who I was and what I wanted. I explained that I
was a friend of the man he had arrested and I wished to go with them to
the police-station. To this he made no objection and the three of us
marched on together.

"Stubbins," said the Doctor, "can't _you_ think of something I could say
which will be used in evidence against me?"

"I don't imagine there will be any need for that," I said.

The constable just raised his eyebrows, looking more mystified than
ever. He probably thought he ought to be taking us before a doctor
instead of a magistrate.

Presently we arrived at the Court House and were taken inside. At a tall
desk, like a pulpit, an elderly man was writing in a book. He looked
very dignified and severe.

"What's the charge?" he said without looking up.

"Breaking windows, Your Honour," said the constable.

The magistrate put down his pen and gazed at the three of us through
shaggy grey eyebrows.

"Who, the boy?" he asked, jerking his head towards me.

"No, Your Honour," said the constable. "The old gentleman here."

The magistrate put on his glasses and peered, scowling, at John

"Do you plead guilty or not guilty?" he asked.

"Guilty, Your Honour," said the Doctor firmly.

"I don't understand," murmured the magistrate. "You--at _your_ time of
life!--Breaking windows!--What did you do it for?"

The Doctor was suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He blushed again;
shuffled his feet; coughed.

"Come, come!" said the magistrate. "You must have had some reason. Do you
hold any grudge against the owner of the house?"

"Oh, no," said the Doctor. "None whatever. I didn't even know whose
place it was."

"Are you a glazier? Do you repair windows?--I mean, were you looking for
a job?"

"Oh, no," said the Doctor, more uncomfortable than ever.

"Then why did you do it?"

"I--er--did it--er--just for a lark, Your Honour!" said the Doctor,
smiling blandly.

His Honour sat up as though some one had stuck a pin in him.

"For a _lark_!" he thundered. "And do you think the people of this town
consider it a lark to have their houses damaged in this ruffianly
manner? A lark! Well, if you are trying to be funny at the expense of
the Law we will have to teach you a lesson. What is your calling--I mean
what do you do--when you're not breaking windows?"

At this question poor John Dolittle looked as though he was about to
sink into the floor.

"I am a doctor," he said in a very low voice.

"A doctor!--Ah!" cried the magistrate. "Perhaps you hoped to get some
patients--bombarding a house with stones! You ought to be ashamed of
yourself. Well, you have admitted the charge. So far as I know it's a
first offence. But I shall inflict the severest penalty that the law
allows me. You are fined five pounds and costs!"

"But I haven't any money," said the Doctor, brightening up.

"Humph!" snorted His Honour. "Can't you borrow funds? Have you no

"No friends with money," said the Doctor, glancing at me with a hopeful

"I see," said the magistrate, taking up his pen. "In that case the law
gives me no choice. The court regrets the necessity of imposing this
sentence on a man of your years and profession. But you have brought it
on yourself and you certainly deserve a lesson. In default of the fine
you must go to jail for thirty days."

The Doctor gave a big sigh of relief. He shook me warmly by the hand.
"Splendid! We've done it, Stubbins!" he whispered as he picked up his

There was a knocking on the door. Another policeman entered. Behind him
was a large flouncy sort of woman wearing many pearls. With her was a
coachman, also a footman. The magistrate got up at once and came down
out of his pulpit to greet her.

"Ah, Lady Matilda Beamish!" he cried. "Come in. What can we do for you?"

"Oh, good heavens!" I heard the Doctor groan behind me.

"I do hope, Your Honour," said the lady, "that I'm not too late. I came
as fast as I could. It was in my house that the window was broken. Is
the trial over? I thought you would need me as a witness."

"The case has been already dealt with," said the magistrate. "The
accused pleaded guilty--so there was no need of witnesses beyond the
constable who made the arrest."

"Oh, I was so upset!" said the woman, fluttering a lace handkerchief
before her face. "We were holding the monthly meeting of the County
Chapter of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
Refreshments had been served and we were just about to call the meeting
to business when a large stone came flying through the drawing-room
window and dropped right into the punch bowl. Oh, it was terrible! Sir
Willoughby Wiffle was splashed all over! As for myself, I positively
swooned away."

She sank down into a seat and the coachman and footman stood about her,
fanning her. The magistrate sent one of the policemen to get a glass of

"Dear Lady Matilda," he said, "I cannot tell you how sorry I am this
outrage should have occurred at your home. However, the prisoner has
defaulted on his fine and he is being sent to jail. It will teach him a
lesson. I just have to book some particulars. I will be with you in a

Up to this the woman had been so busy, gasping and fluttering and
talking, she had not even looked at the Doctor or myself. Now, when the
magistrate left her to go back to his pulpit, she saw us for the first
time. The Doctor turned quickly away from her gaze. But she sprang up
and cried out,

"Your Honour, is _that_ the man who broke my window?"

"Yes," said the magistrate, "that is he. Why? Do you know him?"

"_Know_ him!" cried Lady Matilda Beamish, bursting into smiles and
gurgles of joy. "Why, I _dote_ on him! My _dear_ Doctor Dolittle, I am
delighted to see you again! But tell me, why didn't you come into the
meeting, instead of throwing a stone in instead?"

"I didn't know it was your house," said the Doctor sheepishly.

The woman turned gushingly to the magistrate.

"Oh, Your Honour," she cried, "this is the most wonderful man in the
world. A doctor--that is, he was a doctor, but he turned to animals
instead. Well, five years ago Topsy, my prize French poodle, had
puppies. And she was dreadfully ill--so were the puppies, all of them.
The sweetest little things you ever saw--but, oh, so ill! I sent for all
the vets in the county. It was no use. Topsy and her children got worse
and worse. I wept over them for nights on end. Then I heard about Doctor
Dolittle and sent for him. He cured them completely, the whole family.
All the puppies won prizes in the show. Oh, I'm so happy to see you
again, Doctor! Tell me, where are you living now?"

"In jail," said John Dolittle--"or, that is, I expect to be, for a

"In jail!" cried the lady. "Oh, the window--of course. I had forgotten
about that. But let me see"--she turned to the magistrate again--"wasn't
there something said about a fine?"

"Yes," said His Honour. "Five pounds. The prisoner was unable to pay it.
He was sentenced to thirty days in jail instead."

"Oh, good gracious!" cried the lady. "We can't have that. I'll pay the
fine for him. Atkins, go and bring me my purse. I left it in the

The footman bowed and went out.

The Doctor came forward quickly.

"It's awfully good of you, Lady Matilda," he began, "but I--"

"Now, Doctor, Doctor," said she, shaking a fat finger at him, "don't
thank me. We can't possibly let you go to jail. It will be a pleasure
for me to pay it. In fact, I'm not sure I wouldn't have considered it a
privilege to have my window broken, if I had only known it was you who
had done it. A very great man," she whispered aside to the magistrate,
"a little odd and--er--eccentric, but a very great man. I'm so glad I
got here in time."

The purse was brought by the footman and the money was counted out. The
Doctor made several more attempts to interfere but he stood no chance of
getting himself heard against the voice of the grateful, talkative lady
who was determined to rescue him from jail.

"Very well," said the magistrate finally, "the fine is paid and the
prisoner is released from custody--with a caution. This was a
particularly flagrant breach of the law and it is to be hoped that the
prisoner will take the lesson to heart. The Court wishes to express the
opinion that the lady against whose premises and property the offence
was committed has acted in more than a generous manner in paying the
fine imposed."

The policeman beckoned to the Doctor and me. He led us down a passage,
opened a door, and showed us out--into the street.


It was almost twilight now and both the Doctor and I were hungry.
Feeling that nothing more could be done that day we set off to tramp the
seven miles back to Puddleby and supper. For quite a while neither of us
spoke. At last, when we were nearly home, the Doctor said,

"You know, Stubbins, I almost wish I had followed Matthew's advice
and--er--pushed a policeman in the face. It would have been so
much--er--so much safer. Did you hear what that woman said--almost a
privilege to have her window broken by me? Good heavens!--And you know,
it was the simplest case, her Topsy and the pups. All I did was give
them some digestive pills--an invention of my own--and get their
precious mistress to stop fussing over them and leave them in peace.
Topsy told me that Lady Matilda was just driving them all crazy, buzzing
round them like a bee and giving them the stupidest things to eat. I
forbade her to go near the dogs for a week and they got all right--on
milk. Ah, well!"

There was great excitement when we reached the house and stepped in at
the kitchen door.

"Why, Doctor!" squeaked the white mouse, "didn't you go to jail, then?"

"No," said the Doctor, sinking miserably into a chair, "but Matthew did.
I feel perfectly terrible about it. I must go over and see his wife
Theodosia in the morning. I don't suppose she'll ever be able to forgive

"Matthew! In jail!" said Too-Too. "Why, I saw him out in the scullery
just now, washing his hands."

"You must be mistaken," said the Doctor. "The last we saw of him was in
Gilesborough. He was being marched off to prison. He threw a stone into
the window of the bank, hoping that the people would think it was me.
But they didn't. He was arrested."

At that moment the door into the pantry opened and Matthew entered

"'Ulloa, Doctor," said he cheerily. "So they wouldn't take you in up at
Gilesborough jail, eh? Too bad! Most in'ospitable of 'em, I calls
it--most in'ospitable!"

"But, look here, Matthew," said the Doctor, "what about yourself? Do you
mean to say they turned you away too?"

"Hoh, no!" grinned the Cats'-meat-Man. "They never turns me away--not
from jails. But you see, on the way to the police-station I 'appened to
remember that I 'adn't got me skeleton key with me. And though I could,
most likely, 'ave got myself out of that jail without hartificial means,
I thought maybe it would be best to be on the safe side and escape
_before_ I got to jail. So I sizes up the copper what was takin' me
along, see? And I notices 'e was a kind of 'eavy-built bloke, no good
for runnin' at all. So with great foresight and hindsight--still goin'
along peaceful with 'im like--I picks out a spot to shake 'im. You know
that fountain on the green with the big marble pool around it?"

"Yes," said the Doctor, "I remember it."

"Well, just as we comes alongside o' that pool I says to 'im, I says,
'Why, sergeant!'--I knew 'e was only a constable, but they all likes to
be called sergeant--'Why, sergeant,' I says, 'look, yer bootlace is
untied.' 'E bends down to look--and, bein' very fat, 'e 'ad to bend away
down to see 'is feet. Then I gives 'im a gentle shove from the rear and
in 'e goes, 'ead-first, into the marble pool. Ha! Just as neat as a
divin' walrus. Then I dashes off across the green and down an alley. I
took to the open country as soon as I got a chance. And, well--'ere I

"Humph!" said the Doctor. "Good gracious me! Anyway, I'm glad you're
safe and sound, Matthew. I was very worried about you. What have we got
for supper, Dab-Dab?"

"Fried eggs, cheese, tomatoes and cocoa," said the housekeeper.

"A-a-a-h!" said Gub-Gub, coming up to the table. "Tomatoes!"

"Um-m-m-m, cocoa!" said Chee-Chee. "Good idea!"

"And cheese, hooray!" squeaked the white mouse, scrambling down from the

"You know, Matthew," said the Doctor when we were seated at the meal, "I
think we had better leave Gilesborough alone. What with you giving a
policeman in uniform a bath, and my fine being paid by the most
prominent lady in the town, I feel we better stay away from there. In
fact, I'm very discouraged about the whole business. As I told Stubbins,
I had no idea it was so hard to get into jail."

"Well, yer see, Doctor," said Matthew, buttering large slabs of bread,
"that's the way it is: when yer wants to get into jail they won't 'ave
yer, and when you don't want to get into jail, they takes yer and puts
yer there. The whole law, I might say, is a very himperfect hinstrument.
But don't you be down-'earted, Doctor. Keep up the good work! After all,
yer did get arrested this last shot, and yer didn't even get that far
the first time. You see, you got the beginnings of a reputation now.
It's easy to get into jail when you got the right reputation."

[Illustration: "'The whole law, I might say, is a very himperfect

Polynesia, sitting on the window-sill, let out a short "Huh!"

"Yes, but just the same," said the Doctor, "I don't think we should use
Gilesborough any more for our--er--experiments."

"That's all right, Doctor," said Matthew, reaching for the cheese.
"There's lots of other places. Your reputation will spread. Wonderful
'ow a good jail reputation gets around. Now listen: there's Goresby-St.
Clements, pretty little town--and a good jail, too! And I was
thinkin'--should 'ave thought of it before--the best thing for you to do
is not to bother with banks and charity meetin's this time. Just go and
bust the window of the police-station itself--or the Court 'Ouse,
whichever yer fancy. They'll be bound to lock you up then!"

"Humph!" said the Doctor. "Er--yes, that sounds a good idea."

"I'll come along with yer, Doctor," said Matthew. "You might not be able

"No, Matthew," said the Doctor firmly. "I am afraid you may get arrested
again by mistake. In fact, I don't believe I'll even take Stubbins with
me this time. I'll go alone. It will be safer."

"All right, Doctor," said Matthew, "anyway, what makes you most
comfortable. But you will see there ain't no bunglin', won't yer? And
don't forget, choose the police-station, or the Court 'Ouse, when the
judge is there. Use a good big stone, too. My, but I'd love to see it!
When will we be hearin' from yer?"

"You _won't_ be hearing from me--if I get into jail," said the Doctor.
"But you will if I don't."

The next morning John Dolittle set out for Goresby-St. Clements. This
was another long walk from Puddleby and for that reason he made an early
start. Dab-Dab had provided him with a large packet of sandwiches and a
bottle of milk. He also took with him a good supply of writing-paper and
lots of pencils--and of course his notes.

I went down the road a little way with him to see him off. He seemed
very happy and hopeful as he bade me good-bye. The last thing he said

"Stubbins, if I'm not back here by midnight you'll know I've succeeded.
Don't bother about visiting me for a good while. And on no account let
Matthew come at all. I'll be all right. Look after the old lame horse.
And keep an eye on those moon plants for me. So long!"

Well, that time he did succeed--as we heard later. All the animals
insisted on sitting up with me that night to see if John Dolittle would
return. When the old clock in the hall struck midnight we knew that he
was in jail at last. Then I sent them off to bed.

12. ITTY

For the next few days I was kept very busy. Without the Doctor in the
house I felt entirely responsible that everything should go well. And
there was much more to attend to now than when I had been in charge

For one thing, there were the animal patients. Although the number of
these calling at the house daily fell off, as soon as it was known that
the Doctor was away from home, the sick animals did not by any means
stop coming. They all wanted to know where the Doctor had gone. I
refused to tell them. Then some of them asked me to give them more of
this medicine, or that ointment, which they had been getting before from
the Doctor. Next thing, a few who had cuts or bruises asked if I would
treat their troubles, since the Doctor was no longer there. Of course in
my years of helping John Dolittle in this sort of work I had learned a
lot. I bandaged them up and even set a broken bone or two.

I got very interested in the work. I felt proud that I could handle sick
cases all by myself. Then I began to notice that the line waiting
outside the dispensary door wasn't getting any less each morning, as it
had at the start. Once in a while a more difficult case would come in,
needing pretty ticklish surgery. I wished the Doctor was there to help
me. But he wasn't. Some of these were urgent cases that needed attention
at once. There was no one else to handle the work, so I did it.

I began to study John Dolittle's books, volumes he had written on animal
medicine and animal surgery. I took on more and more difficult tricks of
doctoring--sometimes with my heart in my mouth, scared to death the poor
creatures might die under my hands. But none of them did--thank

Without doubt I was very lucky in this. But also it must not be
forgotten that I was greatly helped by knowing animal languages--I was
the only one (at that time) besides the great man himself who did. I
noticed that more and more the animal patients seemed to have confidence
in me. Even when I had to put a stitch in a bad cut they lay wonderfully
still, apparently knowing that I would save them all the pain I possibly

I began to ask myself where all this might lead me to. My reputation
among the animals was growing--the same as the Doctor's had done when he
first left the profession of human medicine and took to the care of the
animal world. I don't mean to say that I dreamed for one moment that I
could take the great man's place. No one living could ever have done
that. But as I got busier and busier with the work of the dispensary I
did begin to wonder--if the Doctor should stay long enough in
prison--whether I too might some day have to run away and hide to get
peace and quiet. Anyhow it can be easily understood how a young boy
would be tremendously thrilled to find he was doing even as much as I
was to carry on the work of so important a person.

But besides my duties as assistant doctor there were plenty of other
things to keep me on the go. There were the animal clubs down in the
Zoo. I had to keep an eye on Jip and Flip so that they didn't bring in
too many new members for the "Home." Feeding them properly these days
was the big problem. It required money to do that. (My job as bookkeeper
for the butcher had to be kept going too, or there wouldn't have been
any money at all.)

And then that blessed little Whitey! In spite of his small size he was
all over the place at the same time, poking his cheeky pink nose into
everything. He seemed to discover a new family of wild mice or rats
every day. He would come to me with a long sad story of their troubles
and ask if they could join the Rat and Mouse Club--which I usually found
they had done already, before I had given permission.

And I had to take care of the moon plants. This was a big job--keeping
notes on weather conditions, rate of growth and goodness knows what
more. But this was one of the departments of our establishment which
could not be neglected on any account. Not only had the Doctor on
leaving instructed me to give it special attention, but I knew that the
raising of these food-stuffs from the moon would be necessary for his
experiments later on and for the writing of his book. He felt that the
very secret of everlasting life itself might be contained in these seeds
of vegetables and fruits which he had brought down from that other
world. If I let the plants die while he was away, he would never be able
to try them out on the creatures of the earth.

And then there was Itty, the moon cat--strangest and most puzzling of
animals. True, she did not demand any of my time; but I became very
interested in her. She had not yet taken her place as part of the
household (for which the rest of the animals were not sorry). But she
was now at least willing to leave her cage. And she used to wander round
the garden on silent feet, examining everything with great care and
curiosity. She seemed particularly interested in the birds and watched
them by the hour. This frightened the birds a good deal, especially
those who were late nesters and still had young ones to raise. But Itty
seemed to remember her promise to the Doctor; for I never saw her kill,
or even try to catch, one.

Occasionally at night I would see her looking up at the moon,
wistfully--as though she was wondering what was going on there, in that
home world of hers from which she had cut herself off with so much
courage. The other animals, when she first came out and began to move
about, left her severely alone. They sneaked into corners when they saw
her coming, and kept out of her way. Her answer to this was to keep out
of _their_ way--but in a superior, far grander manner. It seemed almost
as though, having lived so many thousands of years longer than these
upstart earth animals, she felt she should meet their rude
unfriendliness with dignity instead of anger--rather the way one might
leave impertinent, naughty children to grow older and learn better

Just the same, whenever I saw her gazing at the moon in that strange
dreaming way, she seemed to me like a very sad and forlorn soul, one who
perhaps carried the secrets and mysteries of all the ages in her heart
and had not so far found any one worthy to share them. And I wondered if
the Doctor, in bringing her down, had not had at the back of his mind
some wish to keep with him this one last animal link between the world
of the moon and the world of the earth. Had he not perhaps felt after
twelve months on the moon that a year is but a little time in the life
of the universe, and that the moon cat--if and when she would--could
still tell him much he did not know?

Certainly I have never known an animal who had such complete confidence
in herself. She always seemed to be mistress of the situation, whatever
happened. Her eyes! This world of ours has never seen anything like
them. In the dark they didn't just glow, they burned and smouldered with
a light of their own--sometimes with the sudden white flash of diamonds;
sometimes like the green glimmer of emeralds, a sleeping southern sea at
twilight, a cool forest at daybreak; sometimes like rubies, flaming,
dangerous, red; sometimes like the opal--all colours, mingling,
changing, fading and gleaming again.... What eyes! When they looked into
your own, steadily, for minutes on end, they seemed to be reading your
thoughts, searching you and your whole life--all the lives that lay
behind you, your father's, your grandfather's, back to the beginning of
time. Itty, often uncomfortable company perhaps, was for me always

Quite a while before this I had learned something of her language. She
talked very little--gave no opinions. She appeared to be feeling her way
about this new world, so to speak, before she would say what she thought
of it. When I told her that the Doctor had gone away she seemed quite
upset. But I assured her at once that he would be back before very long.

From then on she tried in her funny stiff way to show me that she liked
me. This I am sure was not just because I fed her, but because I always
treated her in the way she liked to be treated. Of her own accord she
would often follow me round the place and watch with great interest
whatever I was doing. But she had never as yet gone into the house.

One evening when I was returning from some of my gardening work I found
her sitting on the Long Lawn gazing at the moon. I asked her if she
would not like to come inside and join the animals round the kitchen
fire. Rather to my surprise, she came in with me right away without
saying a word.

In the kitchen they were all there: Gub-Gub, Chee-Chee, Dab-Dab,
Polynesia, Jip, Too-Too and Whitey. They greeted me with friendly
shouts; but when poor Itty stalked in behind me they all bristled like a
lot of porcupines and a dead silence fell over the room.

The cat went over everything in the kitchen with her usual careful
inspection. On the bottom shelf of the dresser there was a sort of rack
for pots and pans. She peered into all the pots and smelt each of the
pans. She moved silently over to the fireplace and examined the poker
and tongs as though wondering what they were for. The fire itself she
stared at for a long while and I wondered if it was the first time she
had seen one burning inside a house.

During all this the rest of the animals never uttered a sound or a word,
but followed her round the room with seven pairs of suspicious eyes as
though she were a bomb that might blow up, or a creeping, deadly snake.
I felt so angry I could have slapped them.

I nudged Jip with my knee and whispered,

"Can't you say something, you duffer? Start a little conversation. I
never saw such hospitality. Make her feel at home!"

Jip coughed and spluttered and grunted like some one coming out of a

"Oh, ah, yes," he said. "Er--ahem--er--splendid weather we're having,

I made signs to the rest of them to wake up and show some life. Gub-Gub
came to the conversational rescue.

"Yes, indeed," said he, "though I did think it might rain in the early
part of the morning. But who cares? There will be lots more weather

I glanced for help towards Polynesia on the win-dow-sill. She looked as
sour as a pickle, but she understood I wanted entertainment. She broke
into a dismal Russian sea-song about a shipwreck.

Then Whitey started to tell jokes, particularly dull ones which no one
apparently heard--and even he himself forgot to laugh at them.
Everybody's eyes and attention were still on the cat, who continued to
stalk round the room. She looked as though she were taking no notice
whatever of anything but her tour of inspection. Yet I felt certain she
was listening to every word that was being said, and, quite possibly,
understanding a good deal of it. Finally she disappeared under the
table. Then all the company became more uncomfortable and awkward than
ever. When they couldn't see her they seemed to feel their very lives
were in danger from a hidden enemy. They reminded me of a lot of old
maids at a tea-party, scared that a mouse was going to run up their
skirts. I truly believe that if I had not been there they would have
broken and run off in a panic. I was furious with them, knowing how much
John Dolittle wanted the moon cat to feel at home in his house. Things
were going from bad to worse. I did some chattering myself, talking
about anything that came into my head. It was hard, uphill work. But I
did manage to bully them at least into making a noise. It was the most
ridiculous kind of conversation, but it was better than nothing.

After several minutes of it Dab-Dab said,

"Sh! What's that noise?"

We all listened. It _was_ a strange sound.

"It's almost like a strong wind in the trees," whispered Gub-Gub.

"More like the sea breaking on a beach," said Jip.

"No--an engine, I'd say," murmured Dab-Dab--"Or a band playing in the

"I wonder where it's coming from," squeaked the white mouse, who had, as
usual, retired to the mantelpiece.

I looked under the table.

It was Itty. Although her eyes were half closed, I thought I saw the
shadow of a smile on her face.

_She was purring_!


But in spite of all there was to do, the old place was not the same
without John Dolittle. I missed him terribly--so did the animals. The
chats around the kitchen fire after supper were not the same. Somebody
would start a story and we would all begin by listening attentively. Yet
sooner or later the interest would wear off, the thoughts of the
listeners would stray away and we would end by talking about the Doctor
and wondering how he was getting on.

Dab-Dab, Too-Too, Jip and Chee-Chee--although they missed him as keenly
as any--did not seem to worry about him so much. They were old and
experienced friends of John Dolittle. They felt that he could take care
of himself and would send us news of how he was getting on as soon as it
was convenient for him to do so. But Gub-Gub and the white mouse began
to get very upset as day after day went by and no news came from
Goresby-St. Clements. They took me aside one morning when I was
attending to the moon plants. (Polynesia was with me at the time.) They
both looked very serious.

[Illustration: "They took me aside one morning"]

"Tell me, Tommy," said Gub-Gub, "when are you planning to visit the

"Oh," said I, "I hadn't set any exact date. But he especially asked me
to leave him alone for a good while. He's afraid that the police may
find out that he got in jail on purpose. He wants to get sort of settled
down before he has any visitors."

"Settled down!" cried the white mouse. "That sounds as though he might
be there a terribly long time."

"We don't even know," said Gub-Gub with a very worried look, "how long
they sent him to prison for. Maybe they sent him to jail for life!"

"Oh, no, Gub-Gub," I said, laughing. "They don't send people to prison
for life--except for terribly serious crimes."

"But we haven't _heard_" squeaked the white mouse. "Maybe he did do
something serious. He wasn't very successful with the window-breaking
business. Perhaps he got desperate and killed a policeman--or a
judge--just by accident I mean. Who knows?"

"No, no," I said, "that's not at all likely. If he got a sentence of a
month in jail, that would be the most. And he would consider himself
lucky to get that."

"But we don't _know_, Tommy, do we?" said the white mouse.
"This--er--uncertainty is very wearing. We've heard nothing since he
left. I can hardly sleep worrying about it, and ordinarily I'm a very
good sleeper--at least I was until you brought that terrible cat into
the house. But I do wish we had some word of how he is."

"What is he getting to eat?" asked Gub-Gub.

"I've no idea," I said, "but enough, anyhow, I'm sure."

"When we were thrown into jail by the King of the Jolliginki in Africa,"
said Gub-Gub, "we weren't given anything to eat at all!"

"Fiddlesticks!" snorted Polynesia, who was sitting on a tree near by.
"We got put in prison after lunch and we escaped again before
supper-time. What do you expect in jail--_four_ meals a day?"

"Well, we didn't get anything to eat while we were in prison," said
Whitey. "Gub-Gub's right. I was there too and I know. Something should
be done about the Doctor. I'm worried."

"Oh, mind your own business!" said Polynesia.

"The Doctor will take care of himself. You're a fuss-budget."

"A which budget?" asked the white mouse.

"A fuss-budget," squawked the parrot. "Mind your own business."

As a matter of fact I was beginning to be a little bit disturbed about
the Doctor myself. Although he had told me he would "be all right" I was
anxious to hear how he was getting on. But that same afternoon
Cheapside, the London sparrow, came to pay a visit. He was of course
very interested to hear what had happened to his friend. When I told him
that the Doctor had gone to jail to write a book he chuckled with

"Well, if that ain't like 'im!" said he--"Jail!"

"Listen, Cheapside," said I, "if you're not busy perhaps you'd fly over
to Goresby and see what you can find out."

"You bet," said Cheapside. "I'll go over right away."

The sparrow disappeared without another word.

He was back again about tea-time--as was usual with him. And I was
mighty glad to see him. I took him into the study where we could talk
privately. He had seen the Doctor, he told me--got through the bars of
his prison window and had a long chat with him.

"How did he look, Cheapside?" I asked eagerly.

"Oh, pretty good," said the sparrow. "You know John Dolittle--'e always
keeps up. But 'e said 'e'd like ter see yer, Tommy. 'E wants some more
of his notes. And 'e's used up all the pencils 'e took with 'im. 'Tell
Stubbins,' 'e said, 'there ain't no special 'urry but I would like to
see 'im. Ask 'im to come over about the end of the week--say Sunday.'"

"How is he otherwise?" I asked. "Is he getting enough to eat and all

"Well," said Cheapside, "I can't say as 'ow 'is board and lodgin' is any
too elegant. 'E 'ad a kind of thing to sleep on--sort of a cot, you'd
call it, I suppose. But it looked to me more like an ironin' board.
Grub? Well, there again, o' course 'e didn't complain. 'E wouldn't. You
know John Dolittle--the really important things o' life never did seem
to hinterest 'im. I 'ad a peek in the bowl what was left from 'is
supper. And it looked to me like it was 'ash."

"Hash?" I asked.

"Yus, 'ash," said Cheapside--"or maybe oatmeal gruel, I wouldn't be sure
which. But it wouldn't make no difference to the Doctor. 'E'd eat what
was given 'im and ask no questions. You know 'ow 'e is!"

At this moment I heard a scuttling among the book-shelves.

"What was that noise, Cheapside?" I asked.

"Sounded to me like a mouse," said he.

It was hard for me to wait until the end of the week. But I did not want
to visit the Doctor earlier than he had asked me to; so in spite of the
animals clamouring at me to go right away, I had to contain my soul in

Starting out early on Sunday morning I reached Goresby jail about eleven
o'clock. I noticed as I entered the building that many labourers were
digging at the side of one wall, as if they were at work on the

Inside, a policeman booked my name at the desk and made out a pass for
me as a visitor. As he gave it to me he said,

"Young man, I think you're maybe just in time."

"Pardon me," I said--"just in time? I don't quite understand."

"The superintendent," he said. "He's awful mad. He wants to have the
prisoner Dolittle removed."

I was about to ask him why the superintendent wished to get rid of the
Doctor. But at that moment another policeman led me away to my friend's

It was a strange room. The high walls were made of stone. There was a
window near the ceiling. Seated on the bed which was littered with
papers John Dolittle was writing fast and furiously. He was so taken up
with his work that he did not seem even to notice our coming in. The
policeman went out again right away and, locking the door behind him,
left us together.

Still the Doctor did not look up. It was only when I started to make my
way across to where he sat that I noticed the condition of the floor. It
was paved with cobblestones--or rather, I should say, it had been. Now
it looked like a street which had been taken up by workmen. The whole
floor was broken into big holes and all the cobblestones lay around
higgledy-piggledy. Littered among these were scraps of food, pieces of
cheese, hunks of bread, radishes--even chop-bones, looking the worse for

"Why, Doctor," I asked, touching him gently on the shoulder, "what's
happened here?"

"Oh, hulloa, Stubbins," said he. "Well, I hardly know--er--that is, not
exactly. You see I've been so busy. But it seems that I'm going to have
to leave very soon."

"Why, Doctor?" I asked--"Why? What has happened?"

"Well," said he, "everything went fine until three days ago. I had done
my best. I broke all the windows in the front of the police-station. I
was arrested at once. They gave me a sentence of thirty days in jail,
and I thought everything was all right. I set to work on the book and I
got a good deal done. Everything was going splendidly. And then,
Wednesday--I believe it was Wednesday--a mouse came in and visited me.
Yes, I know you'd think it was impossible, with all these stone walls.
But he got in somehow. Then more came, rats too. They seemed to burrow
under the corners, everywhere. They brought me food. They said they had
come to set me free."

"But how did they know you were here?" I cried. "It has been kept a dead

"I've no idea," he said. "I asked them, but they wouldn't tell me. Then
after the mice had fetched up a lot of rats, the rats went off and
fetched a whole lot of badgers. They brought me food, too--all sorts of
stuff. Apparently they did not think I was getting enough to eat. The
badgers began digging a tunnel under the prison wall to let me out by. I
begged them to leave the place alone, but they wouldn't listen. Their
minds were made up that it wasn't good for me to stay in jail. And there
you are.... Sit down, Stubbins, sit down!"

I moved some of the papers aside on the bed and made room for myself.

"When the police discovered what a mess had been made," he went on,
"they moved me into another cell, this one here. But the same thing
happened again. The rats and badgers came tunnelling in at night under
the walls."

"But, Doctor," said I, "outside, as I came in, they told me something
about the superintendent. What does it mean?"

"It means, I fear," he said, "that I'm going to get put out of the
prison altogether. After all my work in getting in here! And my book
isn't one-quarter done yet!"

As the Doctor finished speaking we heard the rattling of a key in the
lock. Two policemen entered. One I could see from his uniform was a
superior officer of some kind. He held a paper in his hand.

"John Dolittle," he said, "I have here an order for your release."

"But, Superintendent," said the Doctor, "I was sentenced to thirty days.
I've hardly been here half that time."

"I can't help it," said the superintendent. "The whole building is
falling down. A new crack has just shown up in the guardroom wall--all
the way from floor to ceiling. We've called the architect in and he says
the whole jail is going to be wrecked if something isn't done. So we've
got a special order from the court withdrawing the charge against you."

"But look here," said the Doctor, "you must admit I was a very
well-behaved prisoner. All this disturbance was not my fault."

"I don't know anything about that," said the superintendent. "Whether
these were your own trained circus animals that did the mischief is not
the point. I've been in charge here for seven years now and nothing like
this ever happened before. We've got to save the jail. The charge is
withdrawn and out you've got to go."

"Dear, dear!" sighed the Doctor, "and just when I was getting so
comfortably settled and everything. I don't know what I'll do now,
really I don't."

He looked again at the superintendent as if he hoped he might relent and
change his mind. But all that gentleman said was,

"Get your things packed up now. We've got to let the workmen in here to
relay this floor."

Miserably the Doctor put his papers together and I helped him pack them
into the satchel. When we were ready the police once again showed us,
very politely, to the door and freedom.


We got back home about three in the afternoon.

Once again the whole household wanted to know what had happened--all of
them, that is, except Whitey. I noticed that he was not among the
welcoming committee who met us in the garden.

When the Doctor was inside the house he explained why he had come back
so soon.

"Did you say your first visitor was a mouse, Doctor?" asked Dab-Dab

"Yes," said the Doctor. "First one and then hundreds--then rats and
then badgers. They turned the whole jail upside down. It will cost the
police hundreds of pounds to put the building right again. I really
can't blame them for wanting to get rid of me. But just the same it was
very provoking, most annoying--just when I was getting into a nice swing
with my book and everything was going splendidly. You see, I had
planned, after they would turn me loose at the end of my thirty days, to
break another window and come in again for a new sentence. But there
wouldn't have been much use in trying to do any more harm to _that_
police-station. The mice and rats and badgers had positively wrecked the
place already."

"Humph!--Mice, eh?" said Polynesia. "I smell a mouse myself now--a white
mouse. Where's Whitey?"

I suddenly remembered the noise I had heard behind the books when I had
been talking to Cheapside.

"Yes," I said, "where _is_ Whitey?"

A general search for that inquisitive little animal was made at once.
Too-Too discovered him hiding behind an egg-cup in the china cupboard.
He was brought out looking very ashamed of himself and quite scared.
Dab-Dab seemed to be the one he was most afraid of. He immediately
scrambled up on to the mantelpiece to get out of her reach. Dab-Dab
positively bristled with anger as she came forward to talk to him.

"Now," she said, "tell us: did you have anything to do with this?"

"With what?" asked the white mouse, trying very hard to look innocent
but making a poor job of it.

"With all these mice and rats and badgers going to the prison to set the
Doctor free?" snapped the duck. "Come on now--out with it. What do you

The housekeeper stretched up her neck towards the small culprit with
such blazing anger in her eyes that for a moment it looked as though she
was going to gobble him up. Poor Whitey was absolutely terrified.

"Well," he gasped, "you see, Gub-Gub and I--"

"Oh, so Gub-Gub was in it too, was he?" said Dab-Dab. "Where's that

But Gub-Gub had apparently thought it wiser to go off gardening. At any
rate he could not be found in the house.

"Go on then, go on," said Dab-Dab. "What did you and that precious
Gub-Gub do?"

"We didn't really do anything," said Whitey. "But--er--well, you
see--er--we couldn't find out how the Doctor was getting on over there
at Goresby-St. Clements. No one could tell us even whether he was
getting enough to eat or not. We knew that the food in prisons isn't
usually very good. So we--er--well, I--"

"Yes, go on!" Dab-Dab hissed.

"I thought it would be a good idea to talk it over with the members of
the Rat and Mouse Club," said Whitey.

Dab-Dab looked as though she was going to have a fit.

"So!" she snorted. "You knew perfectly well it was to be kept a
secret--where the Doctor had gone and everything--and yet you went down
and gabbled your silly little head off at the Rat and Mouse Club!"

[Illustration: "'Duffer! Didn't we tell you it was to be kept a

"But don't you see," wailed Whitey, real tears coming into his pink
eyes, "don't you see we didn't know what had happened to him? For all we
knew he might have been put in jail for life. When we had talked it over
at the club the old Prison Rat--you remember, the one who told us that
story years ago--he said, 'John Dolittle should be set free right away.'
He didn't tell us then how he was going to do it. But he is a very old
and cunning rat--frightfully experienced where prisons are concerned.
And we trusted him."

"Oh," said Dab-Dab. "Well, will you be good enough to tell us what
happened next?"

Then Whitey explained how the old Prison Rat (who in his day had set
free an innocent man from jail by carrying a file in to him, so that he
could cut his window-bars) had taken charge of the situation and acted
as commander-in-chief in this plot to set the Doctor free.

Rats and mice are curious folk. They live in the houses and homes of
people although they are not wanted there--and they know it. But they
listen behind the panelling or under the floors, and they hear
everything and know what is going on. They know what time a man goes to
bed; what time the cook closes the pantry; at what time the lady of the
house wakes up; whether she takes tea or coffee for breakfast, and
whether she takes it in bed or at the dining-room table. They know when
the cat comes home at night and when the dog goes to sleep in front of
the fire; they know all the plans of the whole family. They know
everything, because they are always listening.

And so the Prison Rat, that old grey-haired veteran of many adventures,
had engineered the whole thing. Directly Whitey had spoken at the club
about his fears, this general had laid his plans without asking further
questions. All the underground machinery of the world of rats and mice
was set in motion. Word was sent out that the beloved John Dolittle, the
man who had cured the sicknesses of all the animal world, was locked up
in a town called Goresby-St. Clements.

The troops were mustered immediately--at first only mice and rats. The
message was sent from house to house. Then the field mice were called on
and the news flew across country from town to town. John Dolittle was in
danger! The message reached Goresby. Larger burrowing animals, like
badgers, were needed to pry up the stones of the prison floor. Food was
needed! All right. Every larder for miles around was robbed of slices of
cheese, pieces of bread, apples, bananas--anything. The great man must
have food. At night, when only a few policemen were on guard, the army
set to work and drilled tunnels under the prison walls. And that was how
Goresby jail had been wrecked.

When Whitey finished his story there was a short silence. Suddenly I
heard something outside. I could see from the Doctor's face that he
heard it too. It came from the bottom of the garden. It was a most
peculiar noise. To any ordinary ears it was just a lot of squeaks--loud
squeaks. But to us who knew animal languages it meant something more. It
was coming from the Rat and Mouse Club down in the Zoo. A party--a very
noisy party--was going on, to celebrate the Doctor's home-coming. We
listened. Speeches were being made. There was a lot of applause as one
speaker ended and another began. Cheers--and more cheers. Now we could
even make out the words in the distance: "Hooray! Hooray! The Doctor's
back home again! Hear, hear! Hooray! ... Who brought him back? Who set
him free? The Prison Rat! ... Three cheers for the Doctor! Three cheers
for the Prison Rat! ... Hooray, hooray, hooray!"

The voices trailed off and faded away. Dab-Dab turned again to scold

"You little villain!" she began, "I could--"

"Oh, never mind, never mind," said the Doctor. "Leave him alone,
Dab-Dab. The harm is done now. And anyway it was the Prison Rat who was
probably responsible for most of it. Whitey thought he was acting for
the best, no doubt. Let bygones be bygones."


At this moment the Doctor was called away to see a patient in the
dispensary. I went with him. It was a weasel with a sprained back--not
an easy matter to put right at all. I helped the Doctor with the case.

After hours of working on it we got the small creature into a sort of
jacket made of twigs, like a tube, so that he couldn't bend his spine in
any direction. It looked as though it was very uncomfortable for the
weasel. They are naturally squirmy, wriggly things. But this one soon
found, when the Doctor had laid him down in one of his little box beds
which he kept for cases of this kind, that the pain of his back was
greatly eased as long as he did what the Doctor told him to--which was
to keep perfectly still. We moved him into the small-animal hospital in
the attic.

As we started to go downstairs Chee-Chee met us with the news that a
heron was waiting to see him with severe gout trouble in the leg joints.

"There you are, Stubbins," said John Dolittle, "you see? What chance is
there for me to get this book finished--with all the experiments that
have to be made-while I have to look after these patients? I can't
neglect them, can I? What am I to do?"

"Look here, Doctor," said I. "I have an idea. While you were away many
cases came to the house. I told them that you were not here--wouldn't be
back for some time. Well, some of them needed attention right away. They
asked me to see to them. I was awfully scared at first, afraid I
wouldn't do the right thing. But you see, being your assistant so long,
I had learned a good deal."

At this point I noticed Polynesia hopping up the stairs to meet us.

"Some of the cases, Doctor," I said, "were quite tricky. But you were
not here and I had to take them on. I actually set a wren's broken wing.
What do you think of that?"

"Why, Stubbins!" he cried, "that's splendid! Setting a wing on a bird as
small as that is about as delicate a job as I know of. Splendid,
splendid! And it came out all right?"

"It certainly did, Doctor," said Polynesia. "I was there and I know.
Remember, I gave Tommy his first lessons in bird languages, the same as
I did to you. I always knew he'd turn out a good naturalist."

"Now you see, Doctor," I said, "there's no reason why you should not
turn over the dispensary to me. If any particularly difficult job should
come along I can always call you in. But you need not bother with the
ordinary work of the patients. Go ahead and write your book in peace
here, in your own home. Why not?"

"Er--yes, Stubbins," he said slowly. "After all, why not? An excellent
idea!--Anyhow, we can see how it works."

And so the plan was actually tried out. Dab-Dab and Polynesia gave
orders to everybody in the household that as soon as a patient appeared
at the gate I should be sent for and not the Doctor. I was a little bit
scared at first, fearing still that I might make some serious mistakes
with the more ticklish cases; and while I was better off than when the
Doctor had been away, I did not want to call upon him for help too

But on the whole things went very well. I made Chee-Chee and Polynesia
my assistants. The monkey was a wonderful help with his small hands. For
all such work as rolling narrow bandages (some of them no wider than a
shoe-lace) his slender fingers were just the thing. He was, too, a
naturally kindly soul and the animal patients liked him. I taught him
how to count a pulse with the watch and take temperatures with the

Polynesia I used mostly as a special interpreter when difficulties in
animal languages cropped up. We often had new and rare animals coming to
the dispensary, like bats and voles and bitterns and choughs. And
without the old parrot's help it would have been very hard for me to
talk with them.

As soon as I had the whole thing running smoothly I must admit I felt
very proud--especially when the Doctor came and visited us and said he
thought we were doing exceedingly well.

And of course all the members of the household were more than delighted.
They saw now a chance of keeping the beloved Doctor under his own roof
for a long time, since he was busy on a book and his experiments in moon

One evening just as I was closing up the dispensary they all came to me
in a body and asked me to do them a special favour. Naturally I asked
them what it was before I made any promises.

"Well, Tommy, it's like this," said Gub-Gub. "While we are no end
pleased that the Doctor is staying with us for a time, we don't see as
much of him as we used to. He sticks at that book all the time. We think
he ought to give himself a holiday once in a while. And then again, we
miss him awful much at our evening chats over the kitchen fire. You know
what splendid stories and disgustings--" _("Discussions_, you booby,
discussions!" snapped Jip in his ear.) "Yes--er--discussions is what I
mean," Gub-Gub went on. "And it isn't the same any more now."

"Yes, I understand that," I said.

"So we all thought," said Gub-Gub, "that it would be a good way to
celebrate the Doctor's returning home to ask him to come to one of our
after-supper parties in the kitchen--as he used to."

"And you see, Tommy," said the white mouse, "it will be specially nice
now because we're well into Autumn and we can have a roaring fire."

"Exactly," said Gub-Gub. "Only yesterday I was thinking of covering my
spinach" (Gub-Gub always spoke of everything in the garden as "my"--"my
rhubarb," "my parsley," "my tomatoes," etc.). "We may have frost any day
now," he went on. "And after all a fire is a real fire only when there's
frost in the air. What do you say, Tommy?"

"Well, Gub-Gub," said I, "I think it would do the Doctor good to get
away from his work for one evening. I'll go and talk with him and see
what he says."

As a matter of fact, it was not easy for me to persuade the Doctor. I
found him in his study, writing busily as usual. Sheets of papers with
notes on them lay all over the floor; more pieces of paper were pinned
on the walls around his desk; plates full of sandwiches (which the
devoted Dab-Dab brought him three times a day) were scattered round the
room, many of them untouched. I explained to him what the animals had
asked of me.

"Well, Stubbins," he said. "I would most willingly come down to the
kitchen after supper--I used to regularly at one time, you know.
But--er--well--just now it's different. I'm behindhand with the book.
Thought I would have been much further along with it by this time. And
then there are the experiments with the plants waiting for me. You see,
I'm dividing the book into two parts. The first part is concerned with
my discoveries _on_ the moon; animal, vegetable and mineral, you know. I
haven't got half-way through that yet. The second part is about my
trying to grow certain moon things down here on the earth--mostly
vegetable, but some insect forms. And it is in that, Stubbins, that I
hope to discover some of the really big secrets--such as the great
length of life up there, almost everlasting life. Yes, perhaps even that
itself--with scientific guidance--everlasting life!"

"But listen, Doctor," I said. "It will do you good to leave your desk
for one evening. The animals have set their hearts on it. They want to
celebrate your coming back to your own home--to them. You know, whether
you like it or not, they do feel you belong to them."

He smiled. Then he laughed. Then he threw his pencil down on the desk.

"All right, Stubbins," he said. "It probably will do me no harm to get
away for a while."

He rose from his chair and we left the study.

It was indeed a very successful evening. Everybody was there: Jip,
Too-Too, Polynesia, Chee-Chee, Gub-Gub, Whitey, Dab-Dab and Cheapside.
Matthew Mugg had dropped in again, so we had him too. And the old lame
horse, when he heard that the Doctor was going to be present, said he
would like to be there. We got him into the house through the big double
doors we had used for the Doctor when he was still a giant. And though
Dab-Dab was terribly scared that he would knock the dresser over, we
finally managed to bed him down under the windows where he could see and
hear everything that went on.

And then there was Itty. The moon cat now came and went about the house
without any one's being afraid of her. I had been amused to notice that
the two who had raised the biggest rumpus about her at first, Whitey and
Jip, had become the best friends she had in the whole family circle.

Piles and piles of wood had been gathered in the kitchen and stacked
near the hearth. The air was cold and brisk, and a splendid fire was
roaring up the chimney. Dab-Dab had prepared plates of sandwiches,
hard-boiled eggs, toasted cheese on biscuits, radishes and glasses of
milk. Gub-Gub had brought for himself a large heap of rosy Autumn
apples. (He said he always listened best on apples.) The big kitchen
table looked like a grand picnic.

When the Doctor came in he was greeted by a noisy chorus of cheers.

"Ah!" the white mouse whispered to me as he climbed to his place on the
mantelpiece. "This, Tommy, is _really_ like old times. Hand me up one of
those cheese-biscuits, will you?"

Well, stories were told by everybody, new stories, old stories, true
stories and stories that might have been true. Jip told one; Too-Too
told one; Chee-Chee told one; the Doctor told four, and I told two. The
white mouse told the latest jokes from the Rat and Mouse Club. Cheapside
gave us all the up-to-date news from London. Gub-Gub recited one of his
salad poems and another romantic piece of his own (which we had heard
before) called, "Meet Me on the Garbage Heap When the Moon Is Hanging
Low." And old Polynesia sang us sea-songs in five different languages. I
have never heard so much laughing, gaiety and chattering in all my life.
The kitchen floor was simply covered with the shells of hard-boiled
eggs, radish-tops and sandwich crumbs. It was a grand party.

I was beginning to think it never would break up, when at last,
somewhere about two o'clock in the morning, Matthew said he ought to be
getting back home. This gave Dab-Dab, who wanted to get the kitchen
cleaned up before breakfast-time, a chance to shoo the family off to
bed. The Doctor, Matthew and I went into the study.

"'Ow are you gettin' on with the book, Doctor?" asked the

"Well, Matthew," said John Dolittle, "not as fast as I would like. But
I'll be all right now that Stubbins is taking over the patients for me.
You heard about that? Isn't it splendid? What would I have done without

"But listen, Doctor," I said. "You won't sit up too late, will you?
You'll have plenty of time to work in the morning now, you know."

"Time, Stubbins?" said he, a strange dreamy look coming into his
eyes--"Time! If I'm successful with my book and my experiments I'm going
to make time for everybody--for all the world!"

"I'm afraid I don't quite understand, Doctor," I said.

"Why--er--life," said he--"long life; perhaps everlasting life. Think of
it, Stubbins, to live as long as your own world lives! That's what
they're doing up there in the moon, or they will do it-some of them--I'm
sure. If I can only find the secret!"

He sat down at his big desk and turned up the wick of the whale-oil
reading-lamp. There was a slight frown on his face.

"That's it--" he muttered, "if I can only _find_ it. All my life I've
never had time enough. It's getting to be the same with most people now.
Life seems to grow busier every day. We are always rushing, afraid we
won't have time enough--to do all the things we want to--before we die.
But the older we grow the more worried we get. Worried! Worried that we
won't get what we want done."

He suddenly turned around in his chair and faced us both.

"But if we never grow old?" he asked. "What then? Always young. All the
time we want--for everything. Never to have to worry again about time.
History tells us that philosophers, scientists before me, have always
been seeking this thing. They called it 'The Fountain of Youth,' or some
such name. Whenever an explorer found a new world he always heard some
legend among the natives, some story of a wonderful spring or something
whose waters would keep men for ever young. But they were all just--just
stories and nothing more. But there in the moon I have seen it.
Creatures living on and on--in good health. That's the thing I'm working
for--to bring everlasting life down to the earth. To bring back peace to
Mankind, so we shall never have to worry again--about Time."

He turned back to his desk as though he had a new thought he wanted to
make a note of.

"I'm just going to see Matthew down to the gate, Doctor," I said. "Now
_please_ don't work too late."

The Cats'-meat-Man and I stepped out into the garden. On our way round
the house to the front, we had to pass the study window. We both stopped
and gazed in a moment. John Dolittle was already writing away furiously.
The little reading-lamp with its green glass shade threw a soft light on
his serious, kindly face.

"There 'e is," whispered Matthew, "workin' away. Ain't it like
'im?--Tryin' to set the world to rights? Well, it takes all kinds....
You know, Tommy, me, I never seemed to 'ave time to bother about settin'
the world to rights. The world was always tryin' to set me to rights--if
yer know what I mean.... Everlastin' life! Ain't it like 'im? D'yer
think 'e'll ever find it, Tommy?"

"Yes, Matthew," I whispered back, "I believe he will. He has always
succeeded in anything he's set his heart on, you know."

"Humph!" muttered the Cats'-meat-Man. "Yus, I wouldn't wonder but what
you're right, Tommy."

And silently we walked away through the darkness towards the garden

{Illustration: "The End"]


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