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Title: The Slugger's Game
Author: Robert E. Howard
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The Slugger's Game
Robert E. Howard

I WAS BROODING over my rotten luck in the Sweet Dreams bar on the
Hong Kong waterfront, when in come that banana peel on the steps of
progress, Smoky Jones. I ain't got no use for Smoky, and he likes me
just about as much. But he is broad-minded, as he quickly showed.

"Quick!" quoth he. "Lemme have fifty bucks, Steve."

"Why shouldst I loan you fifty smackers?" I demanded.

"I got a sure-fire tip," he yipped, jumping up and down with
impatience. "A hundred-to-one shot which can't lose! You'll get back
your dough tomorrer. C'mon, kick in."

"If I had fifty bucks," I returned bitterly, "do you think I'd be
wasting my time in a port which don't appreciate no fistic talent?"

"What?" hollered Smoky. "No fifty bucks? After all I've did for

"Well, I can't help it if these dopey promoters won't gimme a
fight, can I?" I said fiercely. "Fifty bucks! Fifty bucks would get me
to Singapore, where I can always talk myself into a scrap. I'm stuck
here with my white bulldog, Mike, and can't even get a ship to sign
on. If I don't scram away from here soon, I'll be on the beach, and
you demands fifty bucks!"

A number of men at the bar was listening to our altercation with
great interest, and one of 'em, a big, tough-looking guy, bust into a
loud guffaw, and said: "Blimey! If the regular promoters turn you
down, mate, why don't you try Li Yun?"

"What d'you mean?" I demanded suspiciously.

All the others was grinning like jassacks eating prickly pears.

"Well," he said, with a broad smirk, "Li Yun runs a small
menagerie to cover his real business which is staging animal fights,
like mongooses and cobras, and pit-terriers, and game-cocks. He's got
a big gorilla he ought to sign you up with. I'd like to see the bloody
brawl myself; with that pan of yours, it'd be like twin brothers

"Lissen here, you," I said, rising in righteous wrath--I never did
like a limey much anyhow--"I may have a mug like a gorilla, but I
figger your'n could be improved some--like this!"

And so saying, I rammed my right fist as far as it would go into
his mouth. He reeled and come back bellowing like a typhoon. We traded
some lusty swats and then clinched and went head-long into the bar,
which splintered at our impact, and the swinging lamp fell down from
the ceiling. It busted on the floor, and you should of heard them
fellers holler when the burning ile splashed down their necks.
Everything was dark in there, and some was scrambling out of winders
and doors, and some was stomping out the fire, and somehow me and my
opponent got tore loose from each other in the rush.

My eyes was full of smoke, but as I groped around I felt a table-
leg glance off my head, so I made a grab and got hold of a human
torso. So I throwed him and fell on him and begun to maul him. I musta
softened him considerable already, I thought, because he felt a lot
flabbier than he done before, and he was hollering a lot louder. Then
somebody struck a light, and I found I was hammering the fat Dutch
bartender. The limey was gone, and somebody hollered the cops was
coming. So I riz and fled out the back way in disgust. That limey had
had the last lick, and it's a p'int of honor with me to have the last
lick myself. I hunted him for half a hour, aiming to learn him to hit
a man with a table-leg and then run, but I didn't find him.

Well, my clothes was singed and tore, so I headed for my boarding-
house, the Seamen's Delight, which was down on the waterfront and run
by a fat half-caste. He was lying in the hall dead-drunk as usual, and
I was glad because when he was sober he was all the time bellyaching
about my board bill. Didn't seem to be nobody else in the house.

I went upstairs to my room and opened the door, calling Mike. But
Mike didn't come, and I smelt a peculiar smell in the air. I smelt
that same smell once when some crimps tried to shanghai me. And the
room was empty. My bed was still warm where Mike had been curled up on
it, sleeping, but he was gone. I started to go outside and call him,
when I seen a note stuck to the wall. I read it and turned cold all

It said:

If you want to ever see yure dog agane leeve fiftey dolers in the
tin can outside the alley dore of the Bristol Bar at the stroak of
leven-thirty tonight. Put the money in the can and go back in the
sloon and cloase the dore. Count a hunderd and then you will find yure
dog in the ally.

   --A Man What Meens Bizziness.

I run downstairs and shook the landlord and hollered: "Who's been
here since I been gone?"

But all he done was grunt and mutter: "Fill 'er up again, Joe!"

I give him a hearty kick in the pants and run out on the street,
plumb distracted. Me and Mike has kicked around together for years;
he's saved my worthless life a dozen times. Mike is about the only
difference between me and a bum. I don't give a cuss what people think
about me, but I always try to conduct myself so my dog won't be
ashamed of me. And now some dirty mug had stole him and I hadn't no
dough to buy him back.

I sot down on the curb and held my throbbing head and tried to
think, but the more I thought, the more mixed up things got. When I'm
up against something I can't maul with my fists, I'm plumb off my
course and no chart to steer by. Finally I riz up and sot out at a run
for the Quiet Hour Arena. They was a fight card on that night, and
though I'd already tried to get signed up and been turned down by the
promoter, in my desperation I thought I'd try again. I intended
appealing to his better nature, if he had one.

From the noise which issued from the building as I approached, I
knowed the fights had already started, and my heart sunk, but I didn't
know nothing else to try. The back door was locked, but I give it a
kind of tug and it come off the hinges and I went in.

They was nobody in sight in the narrer hallway running between the
dressing-rooms, but as I run up the hall, a door opened and a big man
come out in a bathrobe, follered by a feller with towels and buckets.
The big man ripped out a oath and throwed out his arm to stop me. It
was the limey I'd fit in the Sweet Dreams bar.

"So that table-leg didn't do the business, eh?" he inquired
nastily. "Looking for another dose of the same, are you?"

"I got no time to fight you now," I muttered, trying to crowd past
him. "I'm lookin' for Bisly, the promoter."

"What you shaking about?" he sneered, and I seen he had his hands
taped. "Why are you so pale and sweating? Scared of me, eh? Well, I'm
due up in that ring right now, but first I'm going to polish you off,
you Yankee swine!" And with that he give me a open-handed swipe across
the face.

I dunno when anybody ever dared _slap_ me. For a second everything
floated in a crimson haze. I dunno what kind of a lick I handed that
Limey ape. I don't even remember hitting him. But I must of, because
when I could see again, there he was on the floor, with his jaw split
open from the corner of his mouth to the rim of his chin, and his head
gashed where it hit the door jamb.

The handler was trying to hide under a bench, and somebody else
was hollering like he had a knife stuck in him. It was the promoter of
the joint, and he was jumping up and down like a cat on a red-hot

"What 'ave you done?" he squalled. "Oh, blimey, what _'ave_ you
done? A packed 'ouse 'owlin' for h'action, and one of the principals
wyting in the bleedin' ring--and 'ere you've lyed out the other! Oh,
my 'at! What a bloody go!"

"You mean this here scut was goin' to fight in the main event?" I
asked stupidly, because my head was still going around.

"What else?" he howled. "Ow, murder! What am I to do?"

"Well, you limeys certainly stick together," I said. And then a
vast light dazzled me. I gasped with the force of the idea which had
just hit me, so to speak. I laid hold on Bisly so forcibly he
squealed, thinking I was attacking him.

"How much you payin' this rat?" I demanded, shaking him in my

"Fifty dollars, winner tyke all!" he moaned.

"Then I'm your man!" I roared, releasing him so vi'lently he
sprawled his full length on the floor. "You been refusin' to let me
fight in your lousy club account of your prejudice against Americans,
but this time you ain't got no choice! That mob out there craves gore,
and if they don't see some, they'll tear down your joint! Lissen at

He done so, and shuddered at the ferocious yells with which the
house was vibrating. The crowd was tired of waiting and was demanding
action in the same tone them old Roman crowds used when they yelped
for another batch of gladiators to be tossed to the lions.

"You want to go out there and tell 'em the main event's called
off?" I demanded.

"No! No!" he said hastily, mopping his brow with a shaky hand.
"Have you got togs and a handler?"

"I'll get 'em," I answered. "Hop out there and tell them mugs that
the main event will go on in a minute!"

So he went out like a man going to keep a date with the hangman,
and I turned to the feller which was still trying to wedge hisself
under the bench--a dumb cluck hired by the club to scrub floors and
second fighters which didn't have none theirselves. I handed him a
hearty kick in the rear, and sternly requested, "Come out here and
help me with this stiff!"

He done so in fear and trembling, and we packed the limey battler
into his dressing-room, and laid him on a table. He was beginning to
show some faint signs of life. I took off his bathrobe and togs and
clamb into 'em myself, whilst the handler watched me in a kind of
pallid silence.

"Pick up them buckets and towels," I commanded. "I don't like your
looks, but you'll have to do. Any handler is better'n none--and the
best is none too good. Come on!"

Follered close by him, I hurried into the arener to be greeted by
a ferocious uproar as I come swinging down the aisle. Bisly was
addressing 'em, and I caught the tag-end of his remarks which went as
follows: "--and so, if you gents will be pytient, Battler Pembroke
will be ready for the go in a moment--in fact, 'ere 'e comes now!"

And so saying, Bisly skipped down out of the ring and disappeared.
He hadn't had nerve enough to tell 'em that a substitution had been
made. They glanced at me, and then they glared, with their mouths
open, and then, just as I reached the ring, a big stoker jumped and
roared: _"You_ ain't Battler Pembroke! At him, mates--!"

I clouted him on the button and he done a nose-dive over the first
row ringside. I then faced the snarling crowd, expanding my huge chest
and glaring at 'em from under my battered brows, and I roared:
"Anybody else thinks I ain't Battler Pembroke?"

They started surging towards me, growling low in their throats,
but they glanced at my victim and halted suddenly, and crowded back
from me. With a snort of contempt, I turned and clamb into the ring.
My handler clumb after me and commenced to massage my legs kind of
dumb-like. He was one of these here sap-heads, and things was
happening too fast for him to keep up with 'em.

"What time is it?" I demanded, and he pulled out his watch, looked
at it carefully, and said, "Five minutes after ten."

"I got well over a hour," I muttered, and glanced at my opponent
in the oppersite corner. I knowed he must be popular, from the size of
the purse; most performers at the Quiet Hour got only ten bucks
apiece, win, lose or draw, and generally had to lick the promoter to
get that. He was well built, but pallid all over, with about as much
expression as a fish. They was something familiar about him, but I
couldn't place him.

The crowd was muttering and growling, but the announcer was a
stolid mutt which didn't have sense enough to be afraid of anybody,
even the customers which frequents the Quiet Hour. To save time, he
announced whilst the referee was giving the usual instructions, and
said he: "In that corner, Sailor Costigan, weight--"

"Where's Pembroke?" bellered the crowd. "That ain't Pembroke!
That's a bloody Yankee, the low-lifed son of a canine!"

"Nevertheless," said the announcer, without blinking, "he weighs
one-ninety; and the other blighter is Slash Jackson, of Cardiff;
weight, one-eighty-nine."

The maddened mob frothed and commenced throwing things, but then
the gong clanged and they calmed down reluctantly to watch the show,
like a fight crowd will. After all, what they want is a fight.

At the whang of the gong I tore out of my corner with the earnest
ambition of finishing that fight with the first punch, if possible. It
was my intention to lay my right on his jaw, and I made no secret of
it. I scorns deception. If he'd ducked a split second slower, the
scrap would of ended right there.

But I didn't pause to meditate. I sent my left after my right, and
he grunted poignantly as it sunk under his heart. Then his right
flicked up at my jaw, and from the way it cut the air as it whistled
past, I knowed it was loaded with dynamite. Giving him no time to get
set, I slugged him back across the ring and into the ropes on the
other side. The crowd screamed blue murder, but I wasn't hurting him
as much as they thought, or as much as I wanted to. He was clever at
rolling with a punch, and he was all elbows. Nor he wasn't too careful
where he put 'em, neither. He put one in my stummick and t'other'n in
my eye, which occasioned some bitter profanity on my part. He also
stomped heartily on my insteps.

Little things like them is ignored in the Quiet Hour; the audience
merely considers 'em the spice of the sport, and the referee is above
noticing 'em.

But I was irritated, and in my eagerness to break Jackson's neck
with a swinging overhand punch, I exposed myself to his right, which
licked out again like the flipper of a seal. I just barely managed to
duck it, and it ripped the skin off my chin as it grazed me. And as I
stabbed him off balance with a straight left to the mouth, that
peculiar lick of his set me to wondering again, because it reminded me
of something, I couldn't remember what.

He now brung his left into play with flashy jabs and snappy hooks,
but it didn't pack the power his right did, and all he done was to cut
my lips a little. He kept his right cocked, but I was watching it, and
when he shot it again I went inside it and battered away at his
midriff with both hands. He was steel springs and whale-bone under his
white skin, but he didn't like 'em down below. He was backing and
breaking ground when the gong ended the round.

I sunk onto my stool in time to receive a swipe across the eyes
with the towel my handler was trying to fan me with, and whilst I was
shaking the stars out of my vision, he emptied a whole bucket of ice
water over my head. This was wholly unnecessary, as I p'inted out to
him with free and fervent language, but he had a one-track mind. He'd
probably seen a fighter doused thusly, and thought it _had_ to be did,
whether the fighter needed it or not.

I was still remonstrating with him concerning his dumbness when
the bell rung, and as a result, Jackson, who shot out of his corner
like a catapult, caught me before I could get into the center of the
ring, shooting his left and throwing his right after it. _Zip!_ It
come through the air like a hammer on a steel spring!

I side-stepped and ripped my left to his midriff. He gasped and
staggered, and I set myself like a flash and throwed my right at his
head with all my beef behind it. But I'd forgot I was standing where
the canvas was soaked with the water my dumb handler had poured over
me. My foot slipped on a sliver of ice just as I let go my swing, and
before I could recover myself, that T.N.T. right licked out, and this
time it didn't miss.

Jerusha! It wasn't like being hit by a human being. I felt like a
fire-works factory hadst exploded in my skull. I seen comets and
meteors and sky-rockets, and somebody was trying to count the stars as
they flew past. Then things cleared a little bit, and I realized it
was the referee which was counting, and he was counting over me.

I was on my belly in the resin, and bells seemed to be ringing all
over the house. I could'st hardly hear the referee for 'em, but he
said "Nine!" so I riz. That's a habit of mine. I make a specialty of
getting up. I have got up off the floor of rings from Galveston to

My legs wasn't exactly right--one had a tendency to steer south by
west, while the other'n wanted to go due east--and I had a dizzy idee
that a typhoon was raging outside. I coulds't hear the waters rising
and the winds roaring, but realized that it was my own ears ringing
after that awful clout.

Jackson was on me like a hunting panther, just about as light and
easy. He was too anxious to use his right again. He thought I was out
on my feet and all he had to do was to hit me. Any old-timer could of
told him that leading to me with his right, whether I was groggy or
not, was violating a rule of safety which is already becoming a ring

He simply cocked his right and let it go, and I beat it with a
left hook to the body. He turned kinda green in the face, like anybody
is liable to which has just had a iron fist sunk several inches into
their belly. And before he could strike again, I fell into him and
hugged him like a grizzly.

I knowed him now! They wasn't but one man in the world with a
right-hand clout like that--Torpedo Willoughby, the Cardiff Murderer.
Whiskey and women kept him from being a champ, and kept him broke so
much he often performed in dumps like the Quiet Hour under a assumed
name, but he was a mankiller, the worst England ever produced.

I shook the blood and sweat outa my eyes, and took my time about
coming out of that clinch, and when the referee finally broke us, I
was ready. Willoughby come slugging in, and I crouched and covered up,
weaving always to his left, and hooking my left to his ribs and belly.
My left carried more dynamite than his left did, and I didn't leave no
openings for that blasting right. I didn't tin-can; I dunno how and
wouldn't if I could. But I retired into my shell whilst pounding his
mid-section, and he got madder and madder, and flailed away with that
right fiercer than ever. But it was glancing off my arms and the top
of my head, and my left was digging into his guts deeper and deeper.
It ain't a spectacular way of battling, but it gets results in the
long run.

I was purty well satisfied at the end of that round. Fighting like
I was didn't give Willoughby no chance to blast me, and eventually he
was going to weaken under my body-battering. It might take five or six
rounds, but the bout was scheduled for fifteen frames, and I had
plenty of time.

But that don't mean I was happy as I sot in my corner whilst my
handler squirted lemon juice in my eye, trying to moisten my lips, and
give me a long, refreshing drink of iodine in his brainless efforts to
daub a cut on my chin. I was thinking of Mike, and a chill trickled
down my spine as I wondered what them devils which stole him wouldst
do to him if the money wasn't in the tin can at exactly eleven-thirty.

"What time is it?" I demanded, and my handler hauled out his watch
and said, "Five minutes after ten."

"That's what you said before!" I howled in exasperation. "Gimme
that can!"

I grabbed it and glared, and then I shook it. It wasn't running.
It didn't even sound like they was any works inside of it. Stricken by
a premonishun, I yelled to the referee, "What time is it?"

He glanced at his watch. "Seconds out!" he said, and then:
"Fifteen minutes after eleven!"

Fifteen minutes to go! Cold sweat bust out all over me, and I
jumped up offa my stool so suddenly my handler fell backwards through
the ropes. _Fifteen minutes!_ I couldn't take no five or six rounds to
lick Willoughby! I had to do it in this round if winning was going to
do me any good.

I throwed all my plans to the winds. I was trembling in every limb
and glaring across at Willoughby, and when he met the glare in my eyes
he stiffened and his muscles tensed. He sensed the change in me,
though he couldn't know why; he knowed the battle was to be to the

The gong whanged and I tore out of my corner like a typhoon, to
kill or be killed. I'm always a fighter of the iron-man type. When I'm
nerved up like I was then, the man ain't born which can stop me. There
wasn't no plan or plot or science about that round--it was just raw,
naked, primitive manhood, sweat and blood and fists flailing like
mallets without a second's let-up.

I tore in, swinging like a madman, and in a second Willoughby was
fighting for his life. The blood spattered and the crowd roared and
things got dim and red, and all I seen was the white figger in front
of me, and all I knowed was to hit and hit and keep hitting till the
world ended.

I dunno how many times I was on the canvas.

Every time he landed solid with that awful right I went down like
a butchered ox. But every time I come up again and tore into him more
furious than ever. I was crazy with fear, like a man in a nightmare,
thinking of Mike and the minutes that was slipping past.

His right was the concentrated essence of hell. Every time it
found my jaw I felt like my skull was caved in and every vertebrae of
my spine was dislocated. But I'm used to them sensations. They're part
of the slugger's game. Let these here classy dancing-masters quit when
their bones begins to melt like wax, and their brains feels like they
was being jolted loose from their skull. A slugger lowers his head and
wades in again. That's his game. His ribs may be splintered in on his
vitals, and his guts may be mashed outa place, and his ears may be
streaming blood from veins busted inside his skull, but them things
don't matter; the important thing is winning.

No white man ever hit me harder'n Torpedo Willoughby hit me, but I
was landing too, and every time I sunk a mauler under his heart or
smashed one against his temple, I seen him wilt. If he could of took
it like he handed it out, he'd been champeen. But at last I seen his
pale face before me with his lips open wide as he gulped for air, and
I knowed I had him, though I was hanging to the ropes and the crowd
was yelling for the kill. They couldn't see the muscles in his calves
quivering, nor his belly heaving, nor the glaze in his eyes. They
couldn't understand that he'd hammered me till his shoulder muscles
was dead and his gloves was like they was weighted with lead, and the
heart was gone out of him. All they couldst see was me, battered and
bloody, clinging to the ropes, and him cocking his right for the

It come over, slow and ponderous, and glanced from my shoulder as
I lurched off the ropes. And my own right smashed like a caulking
mallet against his jaw, and down he went, face-first in the resin.

When they fall like that, they don't get up. I didn't even wait to
hear the referee count him out. I run across the ring, getting
stronger at every step, tore off my gloves and held out my hand for my
bathrobe. My gaping handler put the sponge in it.

I throwed it in his face with a roar of irritation, and he fell
outa the ring headfirst into a water bucket, which put the crowd in
such a rare good humor that they even cheered as I run down the aisle,
and not over a dozen empty beer bottles was throwed at me.

Bisly was waiting in the corridor, and I grabbed the fifty bucks
outa his hand as I went by on the run. He follered me into the
dressing-room and offered to help me put on my clothes, but knowing he
hoped to steal my wad whilst helping me, I throwed him out bodily,
jerked on my street clothes, and sallied forth at top speed.

The Bristol Bar was a low-class dive down on the edge of the
native quarters. It took me maybe five minutes to get there, and a
clock behind the bar showed me that it lacked about a minute and a
fraction of eleven-thirty.

"Tony," I panted to the bartender, who gaped at my bruised and
bloody face, "I want the back room to myself. See that nobody disturbs

I run to the back door and throwed it open. It was dark in the
alley, but I seen a empty tobacco tin setting close to the door. I
quickly wadded the money into it, stepped into the room and shut the
door. I reckon somebody was hiding in the alley watching, because as
soon as I shut the door, I heard a stirring around out there. I didn't
look. I wasn't taking no chances on them doing anything to Mike.

I heard the tin scrape against the stones, and they was silence
whilst I hurriedly counted up to a hundred. Then I jerked open the
door, and joyfully yelled: "_Mike!"_ They was no reply. The tin can
was gone, but Mike wasn't there.

Cold, clammy sweat bust out all over me, and my tongue stuck to
the roof of my mouth. I rushed down the alley like a wild man, and
just before I reached the street, where a dim street-lamp shone, I
fell over something warm and yielding which groaned and said: "Oh, my

I grabbed it and dragged it into the light, and it was Smoky
Jones. He had a lump on his head and the tin can in his hand, but it
was empty.

I must of went kinda crazy then. Next thing I knowed I had Smoky
by the throat, shaking him till his eyes crossed, and I was mouthing,
"What you done with Mike, you dirty gutter rat? _Where is he?"_

His hands were waving around, and I seen he couldn't talk. His
face was purple and his eyes and tongue stuck out remarkable. So I
eased up a bit, and he gurgled, "I dunno!"

"You do know!" I roared, digging my thumbs into his unwashed neck.
"You was the one which stole him. You wanted that fifty bucks to bet
on a horse. I see it all, now. It's so plain even a dumb mutt like me
can figure it out. You got the money--where's Mike?"

"I'll tell you everything," he gasped. "Lemme up, Steve. You're
chockin' me to death. Lissen--it was me which stole Mike. I snuck in
and doped him and packed him off in a sack. But I didn't aim to hurt
him. All I wanted was the fifty. I figgered you could raise it if you
had to ... I'd taken Mike to Li Yun's house, to hide him. We put him
in a cage before he come to--that there dog is worse'n a tiger ... I
was to hide in the alley till you put out the dough, and meanwhile one
of Li Yun's Chinees was to bring Mike in a auto, and wait at the mouth
of the alley till I got the money. Then, if everything was OK, we was
going to let the dog out into the alley and beat it in the car....
Well, whilst I hid in the alley I seen the Chinee drive up and park in
the shadows like we'd agreed, so I signalled him and went on after the
dough. But as I come up the alley with the money, _wham!_ that double-
crossin' heathen riz up out of the dark and whacked me with a
blackjack. And now he's gone and the auto's gone and the fifty bucks
is gone!"

"And where's Mike?" I demanded.

"I dunno," he said. "I doubt if that Chinee ever brung him here at
all. Oh, my head!" he said, holding onto his skull.

"That ain't a scratch to what I'm goin' to do to you when you get
recovered," I promised him. "Where at does Li Yun live at?"

"In that old warehouse down near the wharf the natives call the
Dragon Pier," said Smoky. "He's fixed up some rooms for livin'
quarters, and--"

That was all I wanted to know. The next second I was headed for
the Dragon Pier. I run down alleys, crossed dark courts, turned off
the narrer side street that runs to the wharf, ducked through a
winding alley, and come to the back of the warehouse I was looking
for. As I approached, I seen a back door hanging open; and a light
shining through.

I didn't hesitate, but bust through with both fists cocked. Then I
stopped short. They was nobody there. It was a great big room,
electrically lighted, with a switch on the wall, and purty well fixed
up generally. Leastways it had been. But now it was littered with
busted tables and splintered chairs, and there was blood and pieces of
silk on the floor. They had been some kind of a awful fight in there,
and my heart was in my mouth when I seen a couple of empty cages.
There was white dog hair scattered on the floor, and some thick
darkish hair in big tufts that couldn't of come from nothing but a

I looked at the cages. One was a bamboo cage, and some of the bars
had been gnawed in two. The lock on the steel cage was busted from the
inside. It didn't take no detective to figger out what had happened.
Mike had gnawed his way out of the bamboo cage and the gorilla had
busted out of his cage to get at him. But where was they now? Was the
Chinees and their gorilla chasing poor old Mike down them dark alleys,
or had they took his body off to dispose of it after the gorilla had
finished him?

I felt weak and sick and helpless; Mike is about the only friend I
got. Then things begun to swim red around me again. They was one table
in that room yet unbusted. I attended to that. They was no human for
me to lay hands on, and I had to wreck something.

Then a inner door opened and a fat white man with a cigar in his
mouth stuck his head in and stared at me.

"What was that racket?" he said. "Hey, who are you? Where's Li

"That's what I want to know," I snarled. "Who are you?"

"Name's Wells, if it's any of your business," he said, coming on
into the room. His belly bulged out his checked vest, and his swagger
put my teeth on edge.

"What a mess!" he said, flicking the ashes offa his cigar in a way
which made me want to kill him. It's the little things in life which
causes murder. "Where the devil is Li Yun? The crowd's gettin'

"Crowd?" I interrogated. As I spoke, it seemed like I did hear a
hum up towards the front of the building.

"Why," he said, "the crowd which has come to watch the battle
between Li Yun's gorilla and the fightin' bull-dog."

_"Huh?"_ I gawped.

"Sure," he said. "Don't you know about it? It's time to start now.
I'm Li Yun's partner. I finances these shows. I've been up at the
front of the buildin', sellin' tickets. Thought I heard a awful racket
back here awhile ago, but was too busy haulin' in the dough to come
back and see. What's happened, anyhow? Where's the Chinees and the
animals? Huh?"

I give a harsh, rasping laugh that made him jump. "I see now," I
said betwixt my teeth. "Li Yun wanted Mike for his dirty fights. He
seen a chance to make fifty bucks and stage a show too. So he double-
crossed Smoky, and--"

"Go find Li Yun!" snapped Wells, biting off the end of another
cigar. "That crowd out there is gettin' mad, and they're the scrapin's
off the docks. Hurry up, and I'll give you half a buck--"

I then went berserk. All the grief and fury which had been
seething in me exploded and surged over like hot lava out of a
volcano. I give one yell, and went into action.

"Halp!" hollered Wells. "He's gone crazy!" He grabbed for a gun,
but before he could draw I caught him on the whiskers with a looping
haymaker and he done a classy cart-wheel head-on into the wall. The
back of his skull hit the light-switch so hard it jolted it clean outa
the brackets, and the whole building was instantly plunged in
darkness. I felt around till my groping hands located a door, and I
ripped it open and plunged recklessly down a narrer corridor till I
hit another door with my head so hard I split the panels. I jerked it
open and lunged through.

I couldn't see nothing, but I felt the presence of a lot of
people. They was a confused noise going up, a babble of Chinese and
Malay and Hindu, and some loud cussing in English and German. Somebody
bawled, "Who turned out them lights? Turn on the lights! How can we
see the scrap without no lights?"

Somebody else hollered, "They've turned the animals into the cage!
I hear 'em!"

Everybody begun to cuss and yell for lights, and I groped forward
until I was stopped by iron bars. Then I knowed where I was. That
corridor I'd come through served as a kind of chute or runway into the
big cage where the fights was fit. I reached through the bars, groped
around and found a key sticking in the lock of the cage door. I give a
yell of exultation which riz above the clamor, turned the key, throwed
open the door and come plunging out. Them rats enjoyed a fight, hey?
Well, I aimed they shouldn't be disappointed. Two men fighting for
money, of their own free will, is one thing. Making a couple of
inoffensive animals butcher each other just for the amusement of a
gang of wharf rats is another'n.

I came out of that cage crazy-mad and flailing with both fists.
Somebody grunted and dropped, and somebody else yelled, "Hey, who hit
me?" and then the whole crowd began to mill and holler and strike out
wild at random, not knowing what it was all about. It was a regular
bedlam, with me swinging in the dark and dropping a man at each slam,
and then a window got busted, and as I moved across a dim beam of
light which come through, one guy give a frantic yell, "Run! Run! _The
griller's loose!"_

At that, hell bust loose. Everybody stampeded, screaming and
hollering and cussing and running over each other, and me in the
middle of 'em, slugging right and left.

"You all wants a fight, does you?" I howled. "Well, here's some to
tote home with you!"

They hit the door like a herd of steers and splintered it and went
storming through, them which was able to storm. Some had been stomped
in the rush, and plenty had stopped my iron fists in the dark. I come
ravin' after 'em. Just because them rats wanted to see gore spilt--by
somebody else--Mike, my only friend in the Orient, had to be
sacrificed. I could of kilt 'em all.

Well, they streamed off down the street in full cry, and as I
emerged, I fell over a innocent passerby which had been knocked down
by the stampede. By the time I riz, they was out of my reach, though
the sounds of their flight come back to me.

The fire of my rage died down to ashes. I felt old and sick and
worn out. I wasn't young no more, and Mike was gone. I stooped to pick
up the man I had fell over, idly noticing that he was a English
captain whose ship was tied up at a nearby wharf, discharging cargo.

"Say," he said, gasping to get his breath back, "aren't you Steve

"Yeah," I admitted, without enthusiasm.

"Good!" he said. "I was looking for you. They told me it was your

I sighed. "Yeah," I said. "A white bulldog that answered to the
name of Mike. Where'd you find his body?"

"Body?" he said. "My word! The bally brute has been pursuing four
Chinamen and a bloody gorilla up and down the docks for half an hour,
and now he has them treed in the rigging of my ship, and I want you to
come and call him off. Can't have that, you know!"

"Good old Mike!" I whooped, jumping straight into the air with joy
and exultation. "Still the fightin'est dog in the Asiatics! Lead on,
matey! I craves words with his victims. I got nothin' against the
griller, but them Chinees has got fifty bucks belongin' to me and


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