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Title: Fanny Hill
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Letter the First
 Part 1
 Part 2
 Part 3
 Part 4
 Part 5

Letter the Second
 Part 6
 Part 7
 Part 8
 Part 9
 Part 10




I sit down to give you an undeniable proof of my considering
your desires as indispensable orders. Ungracious then as the task
may be, I shall recall to view those scandalous stages of my
life, out of which I emerg'd, at length, to the enjoyment of
every blessing in the power of love, health, and fortune to
bestow; whilst yet in the flower of youth, and not too late to
employ the leisure afforded me by great ease and affluence, to
cultivate an understanding, naturally not a despicable one, and
which had, even amidst the whirl of loose pleasures I had been
tost in, exerted more observation on the characters and manners
of the world than what is common to those of my unhappy
profession, who looking on all thought or reflection as their
capital enemy, keep it at as great a distance as they can, or
destroy it without mercy.

Hating, as I mortally do, all long unnecessary preface, I
shall give you good quarter in this, and use no farther apology,
than to prepare you for seeing the loose part of my life, wrote
with the same liberty that I led it.

Truth! stark, naked truth, is the word; and I will not so much
as take the pains to bestow the strip of a gauze wrapper on it,
but paint situations such as they actually rose to me in nature,
careless of violating those laws of decency that were never made
for such unreserved intimacies as ours; and you have too much
sense, too much knowledge of the ORIGINALS themselves, to sniff
prudishly and out of character at the PICTURES of them. The
greatest men, those of the first and most leading taste, will not
scruple adorning their private closets with nudities, though, in
compliance with vulgar prejudices, they may not think them decent
decorations of the staircase, or salon.

This, and enough, premised, I go souse into my personal
history. My maiden name was Frances Hill. I was born at a small
village near Liverpool, in Lancashire, of parents extremely poor,
and, I piously believe, extremely honest.

My father, who had received a maim on his limbs that disabled
him from following the more laborious branches of
country-drudgery, got, by making of nets, a scanty subsistence,
which was not much enlarg'd by my mother's keeping a little
day-school for the girls in her neighbourhood. They had had
several children; but none lived to any age except myself, who
had received from nature a constitution perfectly healthy.

My education, till past fourteen, was no better than very
vulgar; reading, or rather spelling, an illegible scrawl, and a
little ordinary plain work composed the whole system of it; and
then all my foundation in virtue was no other than a total
ignorance of vice, and the shy timidity general to our sex, in
the tender stage of life when objects alarm or frighten more by
their novelty than anything else. But then, this is a fear too
often cured at the expence of innocence, when Miss, by degrees,
begins no longer to look on a man as a creature of prey that will
eat her.

My poor mother had divided her time so entirely between her
scholars and her little domestic cares, that she had spared very
little of it to my instruction, having, from her own innocence
from all ill, no hint or thought of guarding me against any.

I was now entering on my fifteenth year, when the worst of
ills befell me in the loss of my tender fond parents, who were
both carried off by the small-pox, within a few days of each
other; my father dying first, and thereby hastening the death of
my mother; so that I was now left an unhappy friendless orphan
(for my father's coming to settle there was accidental, he being
originally a Kentishman). That cruel distemper which had proved
so fatal to them, had indeed seized me, but with such mild and
favourable symptoms, that I was presently out of danger, and,
what I then did not know the value of, was entirely unmark'd. I
skip over here an account of the natural grief and affliction
which I felt on this melancholy occasion. A little time, and the
giddiness of that age dissipated, too soon, my reflections on
that irreparable loss; but nothing contributed more to reconcile
me to it, than the notions that were immediately put into my
head, of going to London, and looking out for a service, in which
I was promised all assistance and advice from one Esther Davis, a
young woman that had been down to see her friends, and who, after
the stay of a few days, was to return to her place.

As I had now nobody left alive in the village who had concern
enough about what should become of me to start any objections to
this scheme, and the woman who took care of me after my parents'
death rather encouraged me to pursue it, I soon came to a
resolution of making this launch into the wide world, by
repairing to London, in order to SEEK MY FORTUNE, a phrase which,
by the bye, has ruined more adventurers of both sexes, from the
country, than ever it made or advanced.

Nor did Esther Davis a little comfort and inspirit me to
venture with her, by piquing my childish curiosity with the fine
sights that were to be seen in London: the Tombs, the Lions, the
King, the Royal Family, the fine Plays and Operas, and, in short,
all the diversions which fell within her sphere of life to come
at; the detail of all which perfectly turn'd the little head of

Nor can I remember, without laughing, the innocent admiration,
not without a spice of envy, with which we poor girls, whose
church-going clothes did not rise above dowlass shifts and stuff
gowns, beheld Esther's scowered satin gowns, caps border'd with
an inch of lace, taudry ribbons, and shoes belaced with silver:
all which we imagined grew in London, and entered for a great
deal into my determination of trying to come in for my share of

The idea however of having the company of a townswoman with
her, was the trivial, and all the motives that engaged Esther to
take charge of me during my journey to town, where she told me,
after her manner and style, "as how several maids out of the
country had made themselves and all their kin for ever: that by
preserving their VIRTUE, some had taken so with their masters,
that they had married them, and kept them coaches, and lived
vastly grand and happy; and some, mayhap, came to be Duchesses;
luck was all, and why not I, as well as another?"; with other
almanacs to this purpose, which set me a tip-toe to begin this
promising journey, and to leave a place which, though my native
one, contained no relations that I had reason to regret, and was
grown insupportable to me, from the change of the tenderest usage
into a cold air of charity, with which I was entertain'd even at
the only friend's house that I had the least expectation of care
and protection from. She was, however, so just to me, as to
manage the turning into money of the little matters that remained
to me after the debts and burial charges were accounted for, and,
at my departure, put my whole fortune into my hands; which
consisted of a very slender wardrobe, pack'd up in a very
portable box, and eight guineas, with seventeen shillings in
silver; stowed up in a spring-pouch, which was a greater treasure
than ever I had yet seen together, and which I could not conceive
there was a possibility of running out; and indeed, I was so
entirely taken up with the joy of seeing myself mistress of such
an immense sum, that I gave very little attention to a world of
good advice which was given me with it.

Places, then, being taken for Esther and me in the London
waggon, I pass over a very immaterial scene of leavetaking, at
which I dropt a few tears betwixt grief and joy; and, for the
same reasons of insignificance, skip over all that happened to me
on the road, such as the waggoner's looking liquorish on me, the
schemes laid for me by some of the passengers, which were
defeated by the vigilance of my guardian Esther; who, to do her
justice, took a motherly care of me, at the same time that she
taxed me for her protection by making me bear all travelling
charges, which I defrayed with the utmost cheerfulness, and
thought myself much obliged to her into the bargain.

She took indeed great care that we were not over-rated, or
imposed on, as well as of managing as frugally as possible;
expensiveness was not her vice.

It was pretty late in a summer evening when we reached
London-town, in our slow conveyance, though drawn by six at
length. As we passed through the greatest streets that led to our
inn, the noise of the coaches, the hurry, the crowds of foot
passengers, in short, the new scenery of the shops and houses, at
once pleased and amazed me.

But guess at my mortification and surprize when we came to the
inn, and our things were landed and deliver'd to us, when my
fellow traveller and protectress, Esther Davis, who had used me
with the utmost tenderness during the journey, and prepared me by
no preceding signs for the stunning blow I was to receive, when I
say, my only dependence and friend, in this strange place, all of
a sudden assumed a strange and cool air towards me, as if she
dreaded my becoming a burden to her.

Instead, then, of proffering me the continuance of her
assistance and good offices, which I relied upon, and never more
wanted, she thought herself, it seems, abundantly acquitted of
her engagements to me, by having brought me safe to my journey's
end; and seeing nothing in her procedure towards me but what was
natural and in order, began to embrace me by way of taking leave,
whilst I was so confounded, so struck, that I had not spirit or
sense enough so much as to mention my hopes or expectations from
her experience, and knowledge of the place she had brought me

Whilst I stood thus stupid and mute, which she doubtless
attributed to nothing more than a concern at parting, this idea
procured me perhaps a slight alleviation of it, in the following
harangue: That now we were got safe to London, and that she was
obliged to go to her place, she advised me by all means to get
into one as soon as possible; that I need not fear getting one;
there were more places than parish-churches; that she advised me
to go to an intelligence office; that if she heard of any thing
stirring, she would find me out and let me know; that in the
meantime, I should take a private lodging, and acquaint her where
to send to me; that she wish'd me good luck, and hoped I should
always have the grace to keep myself honest, and not bring a
disgrace on my parentage. With this, she took her leave of me,
and left me, as it were, on my own hands, full as lightly as I
had been put into hers.

Left thus alone, absolutely destitute and friendless, I began
then to feel most bitterly the severity of this separation, the
scene of which had passed in a little room in the inn; and no
sooner was her back turned, but the affliction I felt at my
helpless strange circumstances burst out into a flood of tears,
which infinitely relieved the oppression of my heart; though I
still remained stupefied, and most perfectly perplex'd how to
dispose of myself.

One of the waiters coming in, added yet more to my uncertainty
by asking me, in a short way, if I called for anything? to which
I replied innocently: "No." But I wished him to tell me where I
might get a lodging for that night. He said he would go and speak
to his mistress, who accordingly came, and told me drily, without
entering in the least into the distress she saw me in, that I
might have a bed for a shilling, and that, as she supposed I had
some friends in town (here I fetched a deep sigh in vain!) I
might provide for myself in the morning.

'Tis incredible what trifling consolations the human mind will
seize in its greatest afflictions. The assurance of nothing more
than a bed to lie on that night, calmed my agonies; and being
asham'd to acquaint the mistress of the inn that I had no friends
to apply to in town, I proposed to myself to proceed, the very
next morning, to an intelligence office, to which I was furnish'd
with written directions on the back of a ballad Esther had given
me. There I counted on getting information of any place that such
a country girl as I might be fit for, and where I could get into
any sort of being, before my little stock should be consumed; and
as to a character, Esther had often repeated to me that I might
depend on her managing me one; nor, however affected I was at her
leaving me thus, did I entirely cease to rely on her, as I began
to think, good-naturedly, that her procedure was all in course,
and that it was only my ignorance of life that had made me take
it in the light I at first did.

Accordingly, the next morning I dress'd myself as clean and as
neat as my rustic wardrobe would permit me; and having left my
box, with special recommendation, with the landlady, I ventured
out by myself, and without any more difficulty than can be
supposed of a young country girl, barely fifteen, and to whom
every sign or shop was a gazing trap, I got to the wish'd-for
intelligence office.

It was kept by an elderly woman, who sat at the receipt of
custom, with a book before her in great form and order, and
several scrolls, ready made out, of directions for places.

I made up then to this important personage, without lifting up
my eyes or observing any of the people round me, who were
attending there on the same errand as myself, and dropping her
curtsies nine-deep, just made a shift to stammer out my business
to her.

Madam having heard me out, with all the gravity and brow of a
petty minister of State, and seeing at one glance over my figure
what I was, made me no answer, but to ask me the preliminary
shilling, on receipt of which she told me places for women were
exceedingly scarce, especially as I seemed too slight built for
hard work; but that she would look over her book, and see what
was to be done for me, desiring me to stay a little till she had
dispatched some other customers.

On this I drew back a little, most heartily mortified at a
declaration which carried with it a killing uncertainty that my
circumstances could not well endure.

Presently, assuming more courage, and seeking some diversion
from my uneasy thoughts, I ventured to lift up my head a little,
and sent my eyes on a course round the room, wherein they met
full tilt with those of a lady (for such my extreme innocence
pronounc'd her) sitting in a corner of the room, dress'd in a
velvet mantle (nota bene, in the midst of summer), with her
bonnet off; squab-fat, red-faced, and at least fifty.

She look'd as if she would devour me with her eyes, staring at
me from head to foot, without the least regard to the confusion
and blushes her eyeing me so fixedly put me to, and which were to
her, no doubt, the strongest recommendation and marks of my being
fit for her purpose. After a little time, in which my air, person
and whole figure had undergone a strict examination, which I had,
on my part, tried to render favourable to me, by primming,
drawing up my neck, and setting my best looks, she advanced and
spoke to me with the greatest demureness:

"Sweet-heart, do you want a place?"

"Yes, and please you" (with a curtsy down to the ground).

Upon this she acquainted me that she was actually come to the
office herself to look out for a servant; that she believed I
might do, with a little of her instructions; that she could take
my very looks for a sufficient character; that London was a very
wicked, vile place; that she hoped I would be tractable, and keep
out of bad company; in short, she said all to me that an old
experienced practitioner in town could think of, and which was
much more than was necessary to take in an artless inexperienced
country-maid, who was even afraid of becoming a wanderer about
the streets, and therefore gladly jump'd at the first offer of a
shelter, especially from so grave and matron-like a lady, for
such my flattering fancy assured me this new mistress of mine
was; I being actually hired under the nose of the good woman that
kept the office, whose shrewd smiles and shrugs I could not help
observing, and innocently interpreted them as marks of her being
pleased at my getting into place so soon; but, as I afterwards
came to know, these BELDAMS understood one another very well, and
this was a market where Mrs. Brown, my mistress, frequently
attended, on the watch for any fresh goods that might offer
there, for the use of her customers, and her own profit.

Madam was, however, so well pleased with her bargain, that
fearing, I presume, lest better advice or some accident might
occasion my slipping through her fingers, she would officiously
take me in a coach to my inn, where, calling herself for my box,
it was, I being present, delivered without the least scruple or
explanation as to where I was going.

This being over, she bid the coachman drive to a shop in St.
Paul's Churchyard, where she bought a pair of gloves, which she
gave me, and thence renewed her directions to the coachman to
drive to her house in *** street, who accordingly landed us at
her door, after I had been cheer'd up and entertain'd by the way
with the most plausible flams, without one syllable from which I
could conclude anything but that I was, by the greatest good
luck, fallen into the hands of the kindest mistress, not to say
friend, that the varsal world could afford; and accordingly I
enter'd her doors with most compleat confidence and exultation,
promising myself that, as soon as I should be a little settled, I
would acquaint Esther Davis with my rare good fortune.

You may be sure the good opinion of my place was not lessen'd
by the appearance of a very handsome back parlour, into which I
was led and which seemed to me magnificently furnished, who had
never seen better rooms than the ordinary ones in inns upon the
road. There were two gilt pierglasses, and a buffet, on which a
few pieces of plates, set out to the most shew, dazzled, and
altogether persuaded me that I must be got into a very reputable

Here my mistress first began her part, with telling me that I
must have good spirits, and learn to be free with her; that she
had not taken me to be a common servant, to do domestic drudgery,
but to be a kind of companion to her; and that if I would be a
good girl, she would do more than twenty mothers for me; to all
which I answered only by the profoundest and the awkwardest
curtsies, and a few monosyllables, such as "yes! no! to be

Presently my mistress touch'd the bell, and in came a
strapping maid-servant, who had let us in. "Here, Martha," said
Mrs. Brown--"I have just hir'd this young woman to look after my
linen; so step up and shew her her chamber; and I charge you to
use her with as much respect as you would myself, for I have
taken a prodigious liking to her, and I do not know what I shall
do for her."

Martha, who was an arch-jade, and, being used to this decoy,
had her cue perfect, made me a kind of half curtsy, and asked me
to walk up with her; and accordingly shew'd me a neat room, two
pair of stairs backwards, in which there was a handsome bed,
where Martha told me I was to lie with a young gentlewoman, a
cousin of my mistress's, who she was sure would be vastly good to
me. Then she ran out into such affected encomiums on her good
mistress! her sweet mistress! and how happy I was to light upon
her! that I could not have bespoke a better; with other the like
gross stuff, such as would itself have started suspicions in any
but such an unpractised simpleton, who was perfectly new to life,
and who took every word she said in the very sense she laid out
for me to take it; but she readily saw what a penetration she had
to deal with, and measured me very rightly in her manner of
whistling to me, so as to make me pleased with my cage, and blind
to the wires.

In the midst of these false explanations of the nature of my
future service, we were rung for down again, and I was
reintroduced into the same parlour, where there was a table laid
with three covers; and my mistress had now got with her one of
her favourite girls, a notable manager of her house, and whose
business it was to prepare and break such young fillies as I was
to the mounting-block; and she was accordingly, in that view,
allotted me for a bed-fellow; and, to give her the more
authority, she had the title of cousin conferr'd on her by the
venerable president of this college.

Here I underwent a second survey, which ended in the full
approbation of Mrs. Phoebe Ayres, the name of my tutoress elect,
to whose care and instructions I was affectionately

Dinner was now set on table, and in pursuance of treating me
as a companion, Mrs. Brown, with a tone to cut off all dispute,
soon over-rul'd my most humble and most confused protestations
against sitting down with her LADYSHIP, which my very short
breeding just suggested to me could not be right, or in the order
of things.

At table, the conversation was chiefly kept up by the two
madams, and carried on in double-meaning expressions, interrupted
every now and then by kind assurance to me, all tending to
confirm and fix my satisfaction with my present condition:
augment it they could not, so very a novice was I then.

It was here agreed that I should keep myself up and out of
sight for a few days, till such cloaths could be procured for me
as were fit for the character I was to appear in, of my
mistress's companion, observing withal, that on the first
impressions of my figure much might depend; and, as they well
judged, the prospect of exchanging my country cloaths for London
finery, made the clause of confinement digest perfectly well with
me. But the truth was, Mrs. Brown did not care that I should be
seen or talked to by any, either of her customers, or her DOES
(as they call'd the girls provided for them), till she had
secured a good market for my maidenhead, which I had at least all
the appearances of having brought into her LADYSHIP'S

To slip over minutes of no importance to the main of my story,
I pass the interval to bed-time, in which I was more and more
pleas'd with the views that opened to me, of an easy service
under these good people; and after supper being shew'd up to bed,
Miss Phoebe, who observed a kind of reluctance in me to strip and
go to bed, in my shift, before her, now the maid was withdrawn,
came up to me, and beginning with unpinning my handkerchief and
gown, soon encouraged me to go on with undressing myself; and,
still blushing at now seeing myself naked to my shift, I hurried
to get under the bedcloaths out of sight. Phoebe laugh'd and was
not long before she placed herself by my side. She was about five
and twenty, by her most suspicious account, in which, according
to all appearances, she must have sunk at least ten good years;
allowance, too, being made for the havoc which a long course of
hackneyship and hot waters must have made of her constitution,
and which had already brought on, upon the spur, that stale stage
in which those of her profession are reduced to think of SHOWING
company, instead of SEEING it.

No sooner then was this precious substitute of my mistress's
laid down, but she, who was never out of her way when any
occasion of lewdness presented itself, turned to me, embraced and
kiss'd me with great eagerness. This was new, this was odd; but
imputing it to nothing but pure kindness, which, for aught I
knew, it might be the London way to express in that manner, I was
determin'd not to be behind hand with her, and returned her the
kiss and embrace, with all the fervour that perfect innocence

Encouraged by this, her hands became extremely free, and
wander'd over my whole body, with touches, squeezes, pressures,
that rather warm'd and surpriz'd me with their novelty, than they
either shock'd or alarm'd me.

The flattering praises she intermingled with these invasions,
contributed also not a little to bribe my passiveness; and,
knowing no ill, I feared none, especially from one who had
prevented all doubt of her womanhood by conducting my hands to a
pair of breasts that hung loosely down, in a size and volume that
full sufficiently distinguished her sex, to me at least, who had
never made any other comparison...

I lay then all tame and passive as she could wish, whilst her
freedom raised no other emotions but those of a strange, and,
till then, unfelt pleasure. Every part of me was open and exposed
to the licentious courses of her hands, which, like a lambent
fire, ran over my whole body, and thaw'd all coldness as they

My breasts, if it is not too bold a figure to call so two
hard, firm, rising hillocks, that just began to shew themselves,
or signify anything to the touch, employ'd and amus'd her hands
a-while, till, slipping down lower, over a smooth track, she
could just feel the soft silky down that had but a few months
before put forth and garnish'd the mount-pleasant of those parts,
and promised to spread a grateful shelter over the seat of the
most exquisite sensation, and which had been, till that instant,
the seat of the most insensible innocence. Her fingers play'd and
strove to twine in the young tendrils of that moss, which nature
has contrived at once for use and ornament.

But, not contented with these outer posts, she now attempts
the main spot, and began to twitch, to insinuate, and at length
to force an introduction of a finger into the quick itself, in
such a manner, that had she not proceeded by insensible
gradations that inflamed me beyond the power of modesty to oppose
its resistance to their progress, I should have jump'd out of bed
and cried for help against such strange assaults.

Instead of which, her lascivious touches had lighted up a new
fire that wanton'd through all my veins, but fix'd with violence
in that center appointed them by nature, where the first strange
hands were now busied in feeling, squeezing, compressing the
lips, then opening them again, with a finger between, till an
"Oh!" express'd her hurting me, where the narrowness of the
unbroken passage refused it entrance to any depth.

In the meantime, the extension of my limbs, languid
stretchings, sighs, short heavings, all conspired to assure that
experienced wanton that I was more pleased than offended at her
proceedings, which she seasoned with repeated kisses and
exclamations, such as "Oh! what a charming creature thou art!
What a happy man will he be that first makes a woman of you!
...Oh! that I were a man for your sake!..." with the like broken
expressions, interrupted by kisses as fierce and fervent as ever
I received from the other sex.

For my part, I was transported, confused, and out of myself;
feelings so new were too much for me. My heated and alarm'd
senses were in a tumult that robbed me of all liberty of thought;
tears of pleasure gush'd from my eyes, and somewhat assuaged the
fire that rag'd all over me.

Phoebe, herself, the hackney'd, thorough-bred Phoebe, to whom
all modes and devices of pleasure were known and familiar, found,
it seems, in this exercise of her art to break young girls, the
gratification of one of those arbitrary tastes, for which there
is no accounting. Not that she hated men, or did not even prefer
them to her own sex; but when she met with such occasions as this
was, a satiety of enjoyments in the common road, perhaps too, a
secret bias, inclined her to make the most of pleasure, wherever
she could find it, without distinction of sexes. In this view,
now well assured that she had, by her touches, sufficiently
inflamed me for her purpose, she roll'd down the bed-cloaths
gently, and I saw myself stretched nak'd, my shift being turned
up to my neck, whilst I had no power or sense to oppose it. Even
my glowing blushes expressed more desire than modesty, whilst the
candle, left (to be sure not undesignedly) burning, threw a full
light on my whole body.

"No!" says Phoebe, "you must not, my sweet girl, think to hide
all these treasures from me. My sight must be feasted as well as
my touch...I must devour with my eyes this springing
BOSOM...Suffer me to kiss it...I have not seen it enough...Let
me kiss it once more...What firm, smooth, white flesh is
here!...How delicately shaped!...Then this delicious down! Oh!
let me view the small, dear, tender cleft!...This is too much, I
cannot bear it!...I must...I must..." Here she took my hand, and
in a transport carried it where you will easily guess. But what a
difference in the state of the same thing!...A spreading thicket
of bushy curls marked the full-grown, complete woman. Then the
cavity to which she guided my hand easily received it; and as
soon as she felt it within her, she moved herself to and fro,
with so rapid a friction that I presently withdrew it, wet and
clammy, when instantly Phoebe grew more composed, after two or
three sighs, and heart-fetched Oh's! and giving me a kiss that
seemed to exhale her soul through her lips, she replaced the
bed-cloaths over us. What pleasure she had found I will not say;
but this I know, that the first sparks of kindling nature, the
first ideas of pollution, were caught by me that night; and that
the acquaintance and communication with the bad of our own sex,
is often as fatal to innocence as all the seductions of the
other. But to go on. When Phoebe was restor'd to that calm, which
I was far from the enjoyment of myself, she artfully sounded me
on all the points necessary to govern the designs of my virtuous
mistress on me, and by my answers, drawn from pure undissembled
nature, she had no reason but to promise herself all imaginable
success, so far as it depended on my ignorance, easiness, and
warmth of constitution.

After a sufficient length of dialogue, my bedfellow left me to
my rest, and I fell asleep, through pure weariness from the
violent emotions I had been led into, when nature (which had been
too warmly stir'd and fermented to subside without allaying by
some means or other) relieved me by one of those luscious dreams,
the transports of which are scarce inferior to those of waking
real action.

We breakfasted, and the tea things were scarce removed, when
in were brought two bundles of linen and wearing apparel: in
short, all the necessaries for rigging me out, as they termed it,

In the morning I awoke about ten, perfectly gay and refreshed.
Phoebe was up before me, and asked me in the kindest manner how I
did, how I had rested, and if I was ready for breakfast,
carefully, at the same time, avoiding to increase the confusion
she saw I was in, at looking her in the face, by any hint of the
night's bed scene. I told her if she pleased I would get up, and
begin any work she would be pleased to set me about. She smil'd;
presently the maid brought in the tea-equipage, and I had just
huddled my cloaths on, when in waddled my mistress. I expected no
less than to be told of, if not chid for, my late rising, when I
was agreeably disappointed by her compliments on my pure and
fresh looks. I was "a bud of beauty" (this was her style), "and
how vastly all the fine men would admire me!" to all which my
answer did not, I can assure you, wrong my breeding; they were as
simple and silly as they could wish, and, no doubt, flattered
them infinitely more than had they proved me enlightened by
education and a knowledge of the world.

Imagine to yourself, Madam, how my little coquette heart
flutter'd with joy at the sight of a white lute-string, flower'd
with silver, scoured indeed, but passed on me for spick-and-span
new, a Brussels lace cap, braided shoes, and the rest in
proportion, all second-hand finery, and procured instantly for
the occasion, by the diligence and industry of the good Mrs.
Brown, who had already a chapman for me in the house, before whom
my charms were to pass in review; for he had not only, in course,
insisted on a previous sight of the premises, but also on
immediate surrender to him, in case of his agreeing for me;
concluding very wisely that such a place as I was in was of the
hottest to trust the keeping of such a perishable commodity in as
a maidenhead.

The care of dressing, and tricking me out for the market, was
then left to Phoebe, who acquitted herself, if not well, at least
perfectly to the satisfaction of every thing but my impatience of
seeing myself dress'd. When it was over, and I view'd myself in
the glass, I was, no doubt, too natural, too artless, to hide my
childish joy at the change; a change, in the real truth, for much
the worse, since I must have much better become the neat easy
simplicity of my rustic dress than the awkward, untoward, taudry
finery that I could not conceal my strangeness to.

Phoebe's compliments, however, in which her own share in
dressing me was not forgot, did not a little confirm me in the
first notions I had ever entertained concerning my person; which,
be it said without vanity, was then tolerable to justify a taste
for me, and of which it may not be out of place here to sketch
you an unflatter'd picture.

I was tall, yet not too tall for my age, which, as I before
remark'd, was barely turned of fifteen; my shape perfectly
straight, thin waisted, and light and free, without owing any
thing to stays; my hair was a glossy auburn, and as soft as silk,
flowing down my neck in natural buckles, and did not a little set
off the whiteness of a smooth skin; my face was rather too ruddy,
though its features were delicate, and the shape a roundish oval,
except where a pit on my chin had far from a disagreeable effect;
my eyes were as black as can be imagin'd, and rather languishing
than sparkling, except on certain occasions, when I have been
told they struck fire fast enough; my teeth, which I ever
carefully preserv'd, were small, even and white; my bosom was
finely rais'd, and one might then discern rather the promise,
than the actual growth, of the round, firm breasts, that in a
little time made that promise good. In short, all the points of
beauty that are most universally in request, I had, or at least
my vanity forbade me to appeal from the decision of our sovereign
judges the men, who all, that I ever knew at least, gave it thus
highly in my favour; and I met with, even in my own sex, some
that were above denying me that justice, whilst others praised me
yet more unsuspectedly, by endeavouring to detract from me, in
points of person and figure that I obviously excelled in. This
is, I own, too strong of self praise; but should I not be
ungrateful to nature, and to a form to which I owe such singular
blessings of pleasure and fortune, were I to suppress, through
and affectation of modesty, the mention of such valuable

Well then, dress'd I was, and little did it then enter into my
head that all this gay attire was no more than decking the victim
out for sacrifice, whilst I innocently attributed all to mere
friendship and kindness in the sweet good Mrs. Brown; who, I was
forgetting to mention, had, under pretence of keeping my money
safe, got from me, without the least hesitation, the driblet (so
I now call it) which remained to me after the expences of my

After some little time most agreeably spent before the glass,
in scarce self-admiration, since my new dress had by much the
greatest share in it, I was sent for down to the parlour, where
the old lady saluted me, and wished me joy of my new cloaths,
which she was not asham'd to say, fitted me as if I had worn
nothing but the finest all my life-time; but what was it she
could not see me silly enough to swallow? At the same time, she
presented me to another cousin of her own creation, an elderly
gentleman, who got up, at my entry into the room, and on my
dropping a curtsy to him, saluted me, and seemed a little
affronted that I had only presented my cheek to him; a mistake,
which, if one, he immediately corrected, by glewing his lips to
mine, with an ardour which his figure had not at all disposed me
to thank him for; his figure, I say, than which nothing could be
more shocking or detestable: for ugly, and disagreeable, were
terms too gentle to convey a just idea of it.

Imagine to yourself a man rather past threescore, short and
ill-made, with a yellow cadaverous hue, great goggling eyes that
stared as if he was strangled; and out-mouth from two more
properly tusks than teeth, livid-lips, and breath like a jake's:
then he had a peculiar ghastliness in his grin that made him
perfectly frightful, if not dangerous to women with child; yet,
made as he was thus in mock of man, he was so blind to his own
staring deformities as to think himself born for pleasing, and
that no woman could see him with impunity: in consequence of
which idea, he had lavish'd great sums on such wretches as could
gain upon themselves to pretend love to his person, whilst to
those who had not art or patience to dissemble the horror it
inspir'd, he behaved even brutally. Impotence, more than
necessity, made him seek in variety the provocative that was
wanting to raise him to the pitch of enjoyment, which too he
often saw himself baulked of, by the failure of his powers: and
this always threw him into a fit of rage, which he wreak'd, as
far as he durst, on the innocent objects of his fit of momentary

This then was the monster to which my conscientious
benefactress, who had long been his purveyor in this way, had
doom'd me, and sent for me down purposely for his examination.
Accordingly she made me stand up before him, turn'd me round,
unpinn'd my handkerchief, remark'd to him the rise and fall, the
turn and whiteness of a bosom just beginning to fill; then made
me walk, and took even a handle from the rusticity of my gait, to
inflame the inventory of my charms: in short, she omitted no
point of jockeyship; to which he only answer'd by gracious nods
of approbation, whilst he look'd goats and monkies at me: for I
sometimes stole a corner glance at him, and encountering his
fiery, eager stare, looked another way from pure horror and
affright, which he, doubtless in character, attributed to nothing
more than maiden modesty, or at least the affectation of it.

However, I was soon dismiss'd, and reconducted to my room by
Phoebe, who stuck close to me, not leaving me alone and at
leisure to make such reflections as might naturally rise to any
one, not an idiot, on such a scene as I had just gone through;
but to my shame be it confess'd, such was my invincible
stupidity, or rather portentous innocence, that I did not yet
open my eyes to Mrs. Brown's designs, and saw nothing in this
titular cousin of hers but a shocking hideous person which did
not at all concern me, unless that my respect to all her

Phoebe, however, began to sift the state and pulses of my
heart towards this monster, asking me how I should approve of
such a fine gentleman for a husband? (fine gentleman, I suppose
she called him, from his being daubed with lace). I answered her
very naturally, that I had no thoughts of a husband, but that if
I was to choose one, it should be among my own degree, sure! So
much had my aversion to that wretch's hideous figure indisposed
me to all "fine gentlemen," and confounded my ideas, as if those
of that rank had been necessarily cast in the same mould that he
was! But Phoebe was not to be beat off so, but went on with her
endeavours to melt and soften me for the purposes of my reception
into that hospitable house: and whilst she talked of the sex in
general, she had no reason to despair of a compliance, which more
than one reason shewed her would be easily enough obtained of me;
but then she had too much experience not to discover that my
particular fix'd aversion to that frightful cousin would be a
block not so readily to be removed, as suited the consummation of
their bargain, and sale of me.

Mother Brown had in the mean time agreed the terms with this
liquorish old goat, which I afterwards understood were to be
fifty guineas peremptory for the liberty of attempting me, and a
hundred more at the compleat gratification of his desires, in the
triumph over my virginity: and as for me, I was to be left
entirely at the discretion of his liking and generosity. This
unrighteous contract being thus settled, he was so eager to be
put in possession, that he insisted on being introduc'd to drink
tea with me that afternoon, when we were to be left alone; nor
would he hearken to the procuress's remonstrances, that I was not
sufficiently prepared and ripened for such an attack; that I was
too green and untam'd, having been scarce twenty-four hours in
the house: it is the character of lust to be impatient, and his
vanity arming him against any supposition of other than the
common resistance of a maid on those occasions, made him reject
all proposals of a delay, and my dreadful trial was thus fix'd,
unknown to me, for that very evening.

At dinner, Mrs. Brown and Phoebe did nothing but run riot in
praises of this wonderful cousin, and how happy that woman would
be that he would favour with his addresses; in short my two
gossips exhausted all their rhetoric to persuade me to accept
them: "that the gentleman was violently smitten with me at first
sight...that he would make my fortune if I would be a good girl
and not stand in my own light...that I should trust his
honour...that I should be made for ever, and have a chariot to go
abroad in...," with all such stuff as was fit to turn the head of
such a silly ignorant girl as I then was: but luckily here my
aversion had taken already such deep root in me, my heart was so
strongly defended from him by my senses, that wanting the art to
mask my sentiments, I gave them no hopes of their employer's
succeeding, at least very easily, with me. The glass too march'd
pretty quick, with a view, I suppose, to make a friend of the
warmth of my constitution, in the minutes of the imminent

Thus they kept me pretty long at table, and about six in the
evening, after I was retired to my own apartment, and the tea
board was set, enters my venerable mistress, follow'd close by
that satyr, who came in grinning in a way peculiar to him, and by
his odious presence confirm'd me in all the sentiments of
detestation which his first appearance had given birth to.

He sat down fronting me, and all tea time kept ogling me in a
manner that gave me the utmost pain and confusion, all the marks
of which he still explained to be my bashfulness, and not being
used to see company.

Tea over, the commoding old lady pleaded urgent business
(which indeed was true) to go out, and earnestly desir'd me to
entertain her cousin kindly till she came back, both for my own
sake and her's; and then with a "Pray, sir, be very good, be very
tender of the sweet child," she went out of the room, leaving me
staring, with my mouth open, and unprepar'd, by the suddenness of
her departure, to oppose it.

We were now alone; and on that idea a sudden fit of trembling
seiz'd me. I was so afraid, without a precise notion of why, and
what I had to fear, that I sat on the settee, by the fire-side,
motionless, and petrified, without life or spirit, not knowing
how to look or how to stir.

But long I was not suffered to remain in this state of
stupefaction: the monster squatted down by me on the settee, and
without farther ceremony or preamble, flings his arms about my
neck, and drawing me pretty forcibly towards him, oblig'd me to
receive, in spite of my struggles to disengage from him, his
pestilential kisses, which quite overcame me. Finding me then
next to senseless, and unresisting, he tears off my neck
handkerchief, and laid all open there to his eyes and hands:
still I endur'd all without flinching, till embolden'd by my
sufferance and silence, for I had not the power to speak or cry
out, he attempted to lay me down on the settee, and I felt his
hand on the lower part of my naked thighs, which were cross'd,
and which he endeavoured to unlock...Oh then! I was roused out of
my passive endurance, and springing from him with an activity he
was not prepar'd for, threw myself at his feet, and begg'd him,
in the most moving tone, not to be rude, and that he would not
hurt me:--"Hurt you, my dear?" says the brute; "I intend you no
harm...has not the old lady told you that I love you?...that I
shall do handsomely by you?" "She has indeed, sir," said I; "but
I cannot love you, indeed I can not!...pray let me alone...yes! I
will love you dearly if you will let me alone, and go away ..."
But I was talking to the wind; for whether my tears, my attitude,
or the disorder of my dress prov'd fresh incentives, or whether
he was not under the dominion of desires he could not bridle, but
snorting and foaming with lust and rage, he renews his attack,
seizes me, and again attempts to extend and fix me on the settee:
in which he succeeded so far as to lay me along, and even to toss
my petticoats over my head, and lay my thighs bare, which I
obstinately kept close, nor could he, though he attempted with
his knee to force them open, effect it so as to stand fair for
being master of the main avenue; he was unbuttoned, both
waistcoat and breeches, yet I only felt the weight of his body
upon me, whilst I lay struggling with indignation, and dying with
terror; but he stopped all of a sudden, and got off, panting,
blowing, cursing, and repeating "old and ugly!" for so I had very
naturally called him in the heat of my defence.

The brute had, it seems, as I afterwards understood, brought
on, by his eagerness and struggle, the ultimate period of his hot
fit of lust, which his power was too short liv'd to carry him
through the full execution of; of which my thighs and linen
received the effusion.

When it was over he bid me, with a tone of displeasure, get
up, saying that he would not do me the honour to think of me any
more...that the old bitch might look out for another cully...that
he would not be fool'd so by e'er a country mock modesty in
England...that he supposed I had left my maidenhead with some
hobnail in the country, and was come to dispose of my skin-milk
in town, with a volley of the like abuse; which I listened to
with more pleasure than ever fond woman did to protestations of
love from her darling minion: for, incapable as I was of
receiving any addition to my perfect hatred and aversion to him,
I look'd on this railing as my security against his renewing his
most odious caresses.

Yet, plain as Mrs. Brown's views were now come out, I had not
the heart or spirit to open my eyes to them: still I could not
part with my dependence on that beldam, so much did I think
myself her's, soul and body: or rather, I sought to deceive
myself with the continuation of my good opinion of her, and chose
to wait the worst at her hands sooner than be turn'd out to
starve in the streets, without a penny of money or a friend to
apply to: these fears were my folly.

Whilst this confusion of ideas was passing in my head, and I
sat pensive by the fire, with my eyes brimming with tears, my
neck still bare, and my cap fall'n off in the struggle, so that
my hair was in the disorder you may guess, the villain's lust
began, I suppose, to be again in flow, at the sight of all that
bloom of youth which presented itself to his view, a bloom yet
unenjoy'd, and of course not yet indifferent to him.

After some pause, he ask'd me, with a tone of voice mightily
softened, whether I would make it up with him before the old lady
returned and all should be well; he would restore me his
affections, at the same time offering to kiss me and feel my
breasts. But now my extreme aversion, my fears, my indignation,
all acting upon me, gave me a spirit not natural to me, so that
breaking loose from him, I ran to the bell and rang it, before he
was aware, with such violence and effect as brought up the maid
to know what was the matter, or whether the gentleman wanted any
thing; and before he could proceed to greater extremities, she
bounc'd into the room, and seeing me stretch'd on the floor, my
hair all dishevell'd, my nose gushing out blood, which did not a
little tragedize the scene, and my odious persecutor still intent
of pushing his brutal point, unmoved by all my cries and
distress, she was herself confounded and did not know what to

As much, however, as Martha might be prepared and hardened to
transactions of this sort, all womanhood must have been out of
her heart, could she have seen this unmov'd. Besides that, on the
face of things, she imagined that matters had gone greater
lengths than they really had, and that the courtesy of the house
had been actually consummated on me, and flung me into the
condition I was in: in this notion she instantly took my part,
and advis'd the gentleman to go down and leave me to recover
myself, and "that all would be soon over with me...that when Mrs.
Brown and Phoebe, who were gone out, were return'd, they would
take order for every thing to his satisfaction...that nothing
would be lost by a little patience with the poor tender
thing...that for her part she was...frighten'd...she could not
tell what to say to such doings...but that she would stay by me
till my mistress came home." As the wench said all this in a
resolute tone, and the monster himself began to perceive that
things would not mend by his staying, he took his hat and went
out of the room, murmuring, and pleating his brows like an old
ape, so that I was delivered from the horrors of his detestable

As soon as he was gone, Martha very tenderly offered me her
assistance in any thing, and would have got me some hartshorn
drops, and put me to bed; which last, I at first positively
refused, in the fear that the monster might return and take me at
that advantage. However, with much persuasion, and assurances
that I should not be molested that night, she prevailed on me to
lie down; and indeed I was so weakened by my struggles, so
dejected by my fearful apprehensions, so terror-struck, that I
had not power to sit up, or hardly to give answers to the
questions with which the curious Martha ply'd and perplex'd

Such too, and so cruel was my fate, that I dreaded the sight
of Mrs. Brown, as if I had been the criminal and she the person
injur'd; a mistake which you will not think so strange, on
distinguishing that neither virtue nor principles had the least
share in the defence I had made, but only the particular aversion
I had conceiv'd against the first brutal and frightful invader of
my tender innocence.

I pass'd then the time till Mrs. Brown's return home, under
all the agitations of fear and despair that may easily be


About eleven at night my two ladies came home, and having
receiv'd rather a favourable account from Martha, who had run
down to let them in, for Mr. Crofts (that was the name of my
brute) was gone out of the house, after waiting till he had tired
his patience for Mrs. Brown's return, they came thundering
up-stairs, and seeing me pale, my face bloody, and all the marks
of the most thorough dejection, they employed themselves more to
comfort and re-inspirit me, than in making me the reproaches I
was weak enough to fear, I who had so many juster and stronger to
retort upon them.

Mrs. Brown withdrawn, Phoebe came presently to bed to me, and
what with the answers she drew from me, what with her own method
of palpably satisfying herself, she soon discovered that I had
been more frighted than hurt; upon which I suppose, being herself
seiz'd with sleep, and reserving her lectures and instructions
till the next morning, she left me, properly speaking, to my
unrest; for, after tossing and turning the greatest part of the
night, and tormenting myself with the falsest notions and
apprehensions of things, I fell, through mere fatigue, into a
kind of delirious doze, out of which I waded late in the morning,
in a violent fever: a circumstance which was extremely critical
to reprieve me, at least for a time, from the attacks of a wretch
infinitely more terrible to me than death itself.

The interested care that was taken of me during my illness, in
order to restore me to a condition of making good the bawd's
engagements, or of enduring further trials, and however such an
effect on my grateful disposition, that I even thought myself
oblig'd to my undoers for their attention to promote my recovery;
and, above all, for the keeping out of my sight of that brutal
ravisher, the author of my disorder, on their finding I was too
strongly mov'd at the bare mention of his name.

Youth is soon raised, and a few days were sufficient to
conquer the fury of my fever: but, what contributed most to my
perfect recovery and to my reconciliation with life, was the
timely news that Mr. Crofts, who was a merchant of considerable
dealings, was arrested at the King's suit, for nearly forty
thousand pounds, on account of his driving a certain contraband
trade, and that his affairs were so desperate that even were it
in his inclination, it would not be in his power to renew his
designs upon me: for he was instantly thrown into a prison, which
it was not likely he would get out of in haste.

Mrs. Brown, who had touched his fifty guineas, advanc'd to so
little purpose, and lost all hopes of the remaining hundred,
began to look upon my treatment of him with a more favourable
eye; and as they had observ'd my temper to be perfectly tractable
and conformable to their views, all the girls that compos'd her
flock were suffered to visit me, and had their cue to dispose me,
by their conversation, to a perfect resignation of myself to Mrs.
Brown's direction.

Accordingly they were let in upon me, and all that frolic and
thoughtless gaiety in which those giddy creatures consume their
leisure made me envy a condition of which I only saw the fair
side; insomuch, that the being one of them became even my
ambition, a disposition which they all carefully cultivated; and
I wanted now nothing but to restore my health, that I might be
able to undergo the ceremony of the initiation.

Conversation, example, all, in short, contributed, in that
house, to corrupt my native purity, which had taken no root in
education; whilst not the inflammable principal of pleasure, so
easily fired at my age, made strange work within me, and all the
modesty I was brought up in the habit, not the instruction of,
began to melt away like dew before the sun's heat; not to mention
that I made a vice of necessity, from the constant fears I had of
being turn'd out to starve.

I was soon pretty well recover'd, and at certain hours allow'd
to range all over the house, but cautiously kept from seeing any
company till the arrival of Lord B..., from Bath, to whom Mrs.
Brown, in respect to his experienced generosity on such
occasions, proposed to offer the perusal of that trinket of mine,
which bears so great an imaginary value; and his lordship being
expected in town in less than a fortnight, Mrs. Brown judged I
would be entirely renewed in beauty and freshness by that time,
and afford her the chance of a better bargain than she had driven
with Mr. Crofts.

In the meantime, I was so thoroughly, as they call it, brought
over, so tame to their whistle, that, had my cage door been set
open, I had no idea that I ought to fly anywhere, sooner than
stay where I was; nor had I the least sense of regretting my
condition, but waited very quietly for whatever Mrs. Brown should
order concerning me; who on her side, by herself and her agents,
took more than the necessary precautions to lull and lay asleep
all just reflections on my destination.

Preachments of morality over the left shoulder; a life of joy
painted in the gayest colours; caresses, promises, indulgent
treatment: nothing, in short, was wanting to domesticate me
entirely and to prevent my going out anywhere to get better
advice. Alas! I dream'd of no such thing.

Hitherto I had been indebted only to the girls of the house
for the corruption of my innocence: their luscious talk, in which
modesty was far from respected, their description of their
engagements with men, had given me a tolerable insight into the
nature and mysteries of their profession, at the same time that
they highly provok'd an itch of florid warm-spirited blood
through every vein: but above all, my bed-fellow Phoebe, whose
pupil I more immediately was, exerted her talents in giving me
the first tinctures of pleasure: whilst nature, now warm'd and
wantoned with discoveries so interesting, piqu'd a curiosity
which Phoebe artfully whetted, and leading me from question to
question of her own suggestion, explain'd to me all the mysteries
of Venus. But I could not long remain in such a house as that,
without being an eye-witness of more than I could conceive from
her descriptions.

One day, about twelve at noon, being thoroughly recover'd of
my fever, I happen'd to be in Mrs. Brown's dark closet, where I
had not been half an hour, resting upon the maid's settle-bed,
before I heard a rustling in the bedchamber, separated from the
closet only by two sash-doors, before the glasses of which were
drawn two yellow damask curtains, but not so close as to exclude
the full view of the room form any person in the closet.

I instantly crept softly, and posted myself so, that seeing
every thing minutely, I could not myself be seen; and who should
come in but the venerable mother Abbess herself! handed in by a
tall, brawny young Horse-grenadier, moulded in the Hercules
style: in fine, the choice of the most experienced dame, in those
affairs, in all London.

Oh! how still and hush did I keep at my stand, lest any noise
should baulk my curiosity, of bring Madam into the closet!

But I had not much reason to fear either, for she was so
entirely taken up with her present great concern, that she had no
sense of attention to spare to any thing else.

Droll was it to see that clumsy fat figure of hers flop down
on the foot of the bed, opposite to the closet-door, so that I
had a full front-view of all her charms.

Her paramour sat down by her: he seemed to be a man of very
few words, and a great stomach; for proceeding instantly to
essentials, he gave her some hearty smacks, and thrusting his
hands into her breasts, disengag'd them from her stays, in scorn
of whose confinement they broke loose, and swagged down,
navel-low at least. A more enormous pair did my eyes never
behold, nor of a worse colour, flagging-soft, and most lovingly
contiguous: yet such as they were, this neck-beef eater seem'd to
paw them with a most uninvitable gust, seeking in vain to confine
or cover one of them with a hand scarce less than a shoulder of
mutton. After toying with them thus some time, as if they had
been worth it, he laid her down pretty briskly, and canting up
her petticoats, made barely a mask of them to her broad red face,
that blush'd with nothing but brandy.

As he stood on one side, for a minute or so, unbuttoning his
waist-coat and breeches, her fat, brawny thighs hung down, and
the whole greasy landscape lay fairly open to my view; a wide
open-mouth'd gap, overshaded with a grizzly bush, seemed held out
like a beggar's wallet for its provision.

But I soon had my eyes called off by a more striking object,
that entirely engross'd them.

Her sturdy stallion had now unbutton'd, and produced naked,
stiff, and erect, that wonderful machine, which I had never seen
before, and which, for the interest my own seat of pleasure began
to take furiously in it, I star'd at with all the eyes I had:
however, my senses were too much flurried, too much concenter'd
in that now burning spot of mine, to observe any thing more than
in general the make and turn of that instrument, from which the
instinct of nature, yet more than all I had heard of it, now
strongly informed me I was to expect that supreme pleasure which
she had placed in the meeting of those parts so admirably fitted
for each other.

Long, however, the young spark did not remain before giving it
two or three shakes, by way of brandishing it; he threw himself
upon her, and his back being now towards me, I could only take
his being ingulph'd for granted, by the directions he mov'd in,
and the impossibility of missing so staring a mark; and now the
bed shook, the curtains rattled so, that I could scarce hear the
sighs and murmurs, the heaves and pantings that accompanied the
action, from the beginning to the end; the sound and sight of
which thrill'd to the very soul of me, and made every vein of my
body circulate liquid fires: the emotion grew so violent that it
almost intercepted my respiration.

Prepared then, and disposed as I was by the discourse of my
companions, and Phoebe's minute detail of everything, no wonder
that such a sight gave the last dying blow to my native

Whilst they were in the heat of the action, guided by nature
only, I stole my hand up my petticoats, and with fingers all on
fire, seized, and yet more inflamed that center of all my senses:
my heart palpitated, as if it would force its way through my
bosom; I breath'd with pain; I twisted my thighs, squeezed, and
compressed the lips of that virgin slit, and following
mechanically the example of Phoebe's manual operation on it, as
far as I could find admission, brought on at last the critical
extasy, the melting flow, into which nature, spent with excess of
pleasure, dissolves and dies away.

After which, my senses recover'd coolness enough to observe
the rest of the transaction between this happy pair.

The young fellow had just dismounted, when the old lady
immediately sprung up, with all the vigour of youth, derived, no
doubt, from her late refreshment; and making him sit down, began
in her turn to kiss him, to pat and pinch his cheeks, and play
with his hair: all which he receiv'd with an air of indifference
and coolness, that shew'd him to me much altered from what he was
when he first went on to the breach.

My pious governess, however, not being above calling in
auxiliaries, unlocks a little case of cordials that stood near
the bed, and made him pledge her in a very plentiful dram: after
which, and a little amorous parley, Madam sat herself down upon
the same place, at the bed's foot; and the young fellow standing
sideway by her, she, with the greatest effrontery imaginable,
unbuttons his breeches, and removing his shirt, draws out his
affair, so shrunk and diminish'd, that I could not but remember
the difference, now crestfallen, or just faintly lifting its
head: but our experienc'd matron very soon, by chafing it with
her hands, brought it to swell to that size and erection I had
before seen it up to.

I admired then, upon a fresh account, and with a nicer survey,
the texture of that capital part of man: the flaming red head as
it stood uncapt, the whiteness of the shaft, and the shrub growth
of curling hair that embrowned the roots of it, the roundish bag
that dangled down from it, all exacted my eager attention, and
renewed my flame. But, as the main affair was now at the point
the industrious dame had laboured to bring it to, she was not in
the humour to put off the payment of her pains, but laying
herself down, drew him gently upon her, and thus they finish'd in
the same manner as before, the old last act.

This over, they both went out lovingly together, the old lady
having first made him a present, as near as I could observe, of
three or four pieces; he being not only her particular favourite
on account of his performances, but a retainer to the house; from
whose sight she had taken great care hitherto to secrete me, lest
he might not have had patience to wait for my lord's arrival, but
have insisted on being his taster, which the old lady was under
too much subjection to him to dare dispute with him; for every
girl of the house fell to him in course, and the old lady only
now and then got her turn, in consideration of the maintenance he
had, and which he could scarce be accused of not earning from

As soon as I heard them go down-stairs, I stole up softly to
my own room, out of which I had luckily not been miss'd; there I
began to breathe freer, and to give a loose to those warm
emotions which the sight of such an encounter had raised in me. I
laid me down on the bed, stretched myself out, joining and
ardently wishing, and requiring any means to divert or allay the
rekindled rage and tumult of my desires, which all pointed
strongly to their pole: man. I felt about the bed as if I sought
for something that I grasp'd in my waking dream, and not finding
it, could have cry'd for vexation; every part of me glowing with
stimulating fires. At length, I resorted to the only present
remedy, that of vain attempts at digitation, where the smallness
of the theatre did not yet afford room enough for action, and
where the pain my fingers gave me, in striving for admission,
tho' they procured me a slight satisfaction for the present,
started an apprehension, which I could not be easy till I had
communicated to Phoebe, and received her explanations upon

The opportunity, however, did not offer till next morning, for
Phoebe did not come to bed till long after I was gone to sleep.
As soon then as we were both awake, it was but in course to bring
our ly-a-bed chat to land on the subject of my uneasiness: to
which a recital of the love scene I had thus, by chance, been
spectatress of, serv'd for a preface.

Phoebe could not hear it to the end without more than one
interruption by peals of laughter, and my ingenuous way of
relating matters did not a little heighten the joke to her.

But, on her sounding me how the sight had affected me, without
mincing or hiding the pleasurable emotions it had inspir'd me
with, I told her at the same time that one remark had perplex'd
me, and that very considerably.--"Aye!" say she, "what was
that?"--"Why," replied I, "having very curiously and
attentively compared the size of that enormous machine, which did
not appear, at least to my fearful imagination, less than my
wrist, and at least three of my handfuls long, to that of the
tender small part of me which was framed to receive it, I can not
conceive its being possible to afford it entrance without dying,
perhaps in the greatest pain, since you well know that even a
finger thrust in there hurts me beyond bearing...As to my
mistress's and yours, I can plainly distinguish the different
dimensions of them from mine, palpable to the touch, and visible
to the eye; so that, in short, great as the promis'd pleasure may
be, I am afraid of the pain of the experiment."

Phoebe at this redoubled her laugh, and whilst I expected a
very serious solution of my doubts and apprehensions in this
matter, only told me that she never heard of a mortal wound being
given in those parts by that terrible weapon, and that some she
knew younger, and as delicately made as myself, had outlived the
operation; that she believed, at the worst, I should take a great
deal of killing; that true it was, there was a great diversity of
sizes in those parts, owing to nature, child-bearing, frequent
over-stretching with unmerciful machines, but that at a certain
age and habit of body, even the most experienc'd in those affairs
could not well distinguish between the maid and the woman,
supposing too an absence of all artifice, and things in their
natural situation: but that since chance had thrown in my way one
sight of that sort, she would procure me another, that should
feast my eyes more delicately, and go a great way in the cure of
my fears from that imaginary disproportion.

On this she asked me if I knew Polly Philips. "Undoubtedly,"
says I, "the fair girl which was so tender of me when I was sick,
and has been, as you told me, but two months in the house.": "The
same," says Phoebe. "You must know then, she is kept by a young
Genoese merchant, whom his uncle, who is immensely rich, and
whose darling he is, sent over here with an English merchant, his
friend, on a pretext of settling some accounts, but in reality to
humour his inclinations for travelling, and seeing the world. He
met casually with this Polly once in company, and taking a liking
to her, makes it worth her while to keep entirely to him. He
comes to her here twice or thrice a week, and she receives him in
her light closet up one pair of stairs, where he enjoys her in a
taste, I suppose, peculiar to the heat, or perhaps the caprices
of his own country. I say no more, but to-morrow being his day,
you shall see what passes between them, from a place only known
to your mistress and myself."

You may be sure, in the ply I was now taking, I had no
objection to the proposal, and was rather a tip-toe for its

At five in the evening, next day, Phoebe, punctual to her
promise, came to me as I sat alone in my own room, and beckon'd
me to follow her.

We went down the back-stairs very softly, and opening the door
of a dark closet, where there was some old furniture kept, and
some cases of liquor, she drew me in after her, and fastening the
door upon us, we had no light but what came through a long
crevice in the partition between ours and the light closet, where
the scene of action lay; so that sitting on those low cases, we
could, with the greatest ease, as well as clearness, see all
objects (ourselves unseen), only by applying our eyes close to
the crevice, where the moulding of a panel had warped, or started
a little on the other side.

The young gentleman was the first person I saw, with his back
directly towards me, looking at a print. Polly was not yet come:
in less than a minute tho', the door opened, and she came in; and
at the noise the door made he turned about, and came to meet her,
with an air of the greatest tenderness and satisfaction.

After saluting her, he led her to a couch that fronted us,
where they both sat down, and the young Genoese help'd her to a
glass of wine, with some Naples bisket on a salver.

Presently, when they had exchanged a few kisses, and questions
in broken English on one side, he began to unbutton, and, in
fine, stript to his shirt.

As if this had been the signal agreed on for pulling off all
their cloaths, a scheme which the heat of the season perfectly
favoured, Polly began to draw her pins, and as she had no stays
to unlace, she was in a trice, with her gallant's officious
assistance, undress'd to all but her shift.

When he saw this, his breeches were immediately loosen'd,
waist and knee bands, and slipped over his ankles, clean off; his
shirt collar was unbuttoned too: then, first giving Polly an
encouraging kiss, he stole, as it were, the shift off the girl,
who being, I suppose, broke and familiariz'd to this humour,
blush'd indeed, but less than I did at the apparition of her, now
standing stark-naked, just as she came out of the hands of pure
nature, with her black hair loose and a-float down her dazzling
white neck and shoulders, whilst the deepen'd carnation of her
cheeks went off gradually into the hue of glaz'd snow: for such
were the blended tints and polish of her skin.

This girl could not be above eighteen: her face regular and
sweet-featur'd, her shape exquisite; nor could I help envying her
two ripe enchanting breasts, finely plump'd out in flesh, but
withal so round, so firm, that they sustain'd themselves, in
scorn of any stay: then their nipples, pointing different ways,
mark'd their pleasing separation; beneath them lay the delicious
tract of the belly, which terminated in a parting or rift scarce
discernible, that modesty seem'd to retire downwards, and seek
shelter between two plump fleshy thighs: the curling hair that
overspread its delightful front, cloathed it with the richest
sable fur in the universe: in short, she was evidently a subject
for the painters to court her sitting to them for a pattern of
female beauty, in all the true price and pomp of nakedness.

The young Italian (still in his shirt) stood gazing and
transported at the sight of beauties that might have fir'd a
dying hermit; his eager eyes devour'd her, as she shifted
attitudes at his discretion: neither were his hands excluded
their share of the high feast, but wander'd, on the hunt of
pleasure, over every part and inch of her body, so qualified to
afford the most exquisite sense of it.

In the mean time, one could not help observing the swell of
his shirt before, that bolster'd out, and shewed the condition of
things behind the curtain: but he soon remov'd it, by slipping
his shirt over his head; and now, as to nakedness, they had
nothing to reproach one another.

The young gentleman, by Phoebe's guess, was about two and
twenty; tall and well limb'd. His body was finely form'd and of a
most vigorous make, square-shoulder'd, and broad-chested: his
face was not remarkable in any way, but for a nose inclining to
the Roman, eyes large, black, and sparkling, and a ruddiness in
his cheeks that was the more a grace, for his complexion was of
the brownest, not of that dusky dun colour which excludes the
idea of freshness, but of that clear, olive gloss which, glowing
with life, dazzles perhaps less than fairness, and yet pleases
more, when it pleases at all. His hair, being too short to tie,
fell no lower than his neck, in short easy curls; and he had a
few sprigs about his paps, that garnish'd his chest in a style of
strength and manliness. Then his grand movement, which seem'd to
rise out of a thicket of curling hair that spread from the root
all round thighs and belly up to the navel, stood stiff and
upright, but of a size to frighten me, by sympathy, for the small
tender part which was the object of its fury, and which now lay
expos'd to my fairest view; for he had, immediately on stripping
off his shirt, gently push'd her down on the couch, which stood
conveniently to break her willing fall. Her thighs were spread
out to their utmost extension, and discovered between them the
mark of the sex, the red-center'd cleft of flesh, whose lips,
vermilioning inwards, exprest a small rubid line in sweet
miniature, such as Guido's touch of colouring could never attain
to the life or delicacy of.

Phoebe, at this gave me a gentle jog, to prepare me for a
whispered question: whether I thought my little maidenhead was
much less? But my attention was too much engross'd, too much
enwrapp'd with all I saw, to be able to give her any answer.

By this time the young gentleman had changed her posture from
lying breadth to length-wise on the couch: but her thighs were
still spread, and the mark lay fair for him, who now kneeling
between them, display'd to us a side-view of that fierce erect
machine of his, which threaten'd no less than splitting the
tender victim, who lay smiling at the uplifted stroke, nor seem'd
to decline it. He looked upon his weapon himself with some
pleasure, and guiding it with his hand to the inviting slit, drew
aside the lips, and lodg'd it (after some thrusts, which Polly
seem'd even to assist) about half way; but there it stuck, I
suppose from its growing thickness: he draws it again, and just
wetting it with spittle, re-enters, and with ease sheath'd it now
up to the hilt, at which Polly gave a deep sigh, which was quite
another tone than one of pain; he thrusts, she heaves, at first
gently, and in a regular cadence; but presently the transport
began to be too violent to observe any order or measure; their
motions were too rapid, their kisses too fierce and fervent for
nature to support such fury long: both seem'd to me out of
themselves: their eyes darted fires: "Oh!...oh!...I can't bear
it...It is too much...I die...I am going..." were Polly's
expressions of extasy: his joys were more silent; but soon broken
murmurs, sighs heart-fetch'd, and at length a dispatching thrust,
as if he would have forced himself up her body, and then
motionless languor of all his limbs, all shewed that the die-away
moment was come upon him; which she gave signs of joining with,
by the wild throwing of her hands about, closing her eyes, and
giving a deep sob, in which she seemed to expire in an agony of

When he had finish'd his stroke, and got from off her, she lay
still without the least motion, breathless, as it should seem,
with pleasure. He replaced her again breadthwise on the couch,
unable to sit up, with her thighs open, between which I could
observe a kind of white liquid, like froth, hanging about the
outward lips of that recently opened wound, which now glowed with
a deeper red. Presently she gets up, and throwing her arms round
him, seemed far from undelighted with the trial he had put her
to, to judge at least by the fondness with which she ey'd and
hung upon him.

For my part, I will not pretend to describe what I felt all
over me during this scene; but from that instant, adieu all fears
of what man could do unto me; they were now changed into such
ardent desires, such ungovernable longings, that I could have
pull'd the first of that sex that should present himself, by the
sleeve, and offered him the bauble, which I now imagined the loss
of would be a gain I could not too soon procure myself.

Phoebe, who had more experience, and to whom such sights were
not so new, could not however be unmoved at so warm a scene; and
drawing me away softly from the peep-hole, for fear of being
over-heard, guided me as near the door as possible, all passive
and obedient to her least signals.

Here was no room either to sit or lie, but making me stand
with my back towards the door, she lifted up my petticoats, and
with her busy fingers fell to visit and explore that part of me
where now the heat and irritations were so violent that I was
perfectly sick and ready to die with desire; that the bare touch
of her finger, in that critical place, had the effect of a fire
to a train, and her hand instantly made her sensible to what a
pitch I was wound up, and melted by the sight she had thus
procured me. Satisfied then with her success in allaying a heat
that would have made me impatient of seeing the continuation of
the transactions between our amourous couple, she brought me
again to the crevice so favourable to our curiosity.

We had certainly been but a few instants away from it, and yet
on our return we saw every thing in good forwardness for
recommencing the tender hostilities.

The young foreigner was sitting down, fronting us, on the
couch, with Polly upon one knee, who had her arms round his neck,
whilst the extreme whiteness of her skin was not undelightfully
contrasted by the smooth glossy brown of her lover's.

But who could count the fierce, unnumber's kisses given and
taken? in which I could of ten discover their exchanging the
velvet thrust, when both their mouths were double tongued, and
seemed to favour the mutual insertion with the greatest gust and

In the mean time, his red-headed champion, that has so lately
fled the pit, quell'd and abash'd, was now recover'd to the top
of his condition, perk'd and crested up between Polly's thighs,
who was not wanting, on her part, to coax and deep it in good
humour, stroking it, with her head down, and received even its
velvet tip between the lips of not its proper mouth: whether she
did this out of any particular pleasure, or whether it was to
render it more glib and easy of entrance, I could not tell; but
it had such an effect, that the young gentleman seem'd by his
eyes, that sparkled with more excited lustre, and his inflamed
countenance, to receive increase of pleasure. He got up, and
taking Polly in his arms, embraced her, and said something too
softly for me to hear, leading her withal to the foot of the
couch, and taking delight to slap her thighs and posteriors with
that stiff sinew of his, which hit them with a spring that he
gave it with his hand, and made them resound again, but hurt her
about as much as he meant to hurt her, for she seemed to have as
frolic a taste as himself.

But guess my surprise, when I saw the lazy young rogue lie
down on his back, and gently pull down Polly upon him, who giving
way to his humour, straddled, and with her hands conducted her
blind favourite to the right place; and following her impulse,
ran directly upon the flaming point of this weapon of pleasure,
which she stak'd herself upon, up pierc'd and infix'd to the
extremest hair-breadth of it: thus she sat on him a few instants,
enjoying and relishing her situation, whilst he toyed with her
provoking breasts. Sometimes she would stoop to meet his kiss:
but presently the sting of pleasure spurr'd them up to fiercer
action; then began the storm of heaves, which, form the undermost
combatant, were thrusts at the same time, he crossing his hands
over her, and drawing her home to him with a sweet violence: the
inverted strokes of anvil over hammer soon brought on the
critical period, in which all the signs of a close conspiring
extasy informed us of the point they were at.

For me, I could bear to see no more; I was so overcome, so
inflamed at the second part of the same play, that, mad to an
intolerable degree, I hugg'd, I clasped Phoebe, as if she had
wherewithal to relieve me. Pleased however with, and pitying the
taking she could feel me in, she drew me towards the door, and
opening it as softly as she could, we both got off undiscover'd,
and she reconducted me to my own room, where, unable to keep my
legs, in the agitation I was in, I instantly threw myself down on
the bed, where I lay transported, though asham'd at what I

Phoebe lay down by me, and ask'd me archly if, now that I had
seen the enemy, and fully considered him, I was still afraid of
him? or did I think I could venture to come to a close engagement
with him? To all which, not a word on my side; I sigh'd, and
could scarce breathe. She takes hold of my hand, and having
roll'd up her own petticoats, forced it half strivingly towards
those parts, where, now grown more knowing, I miss'd the main
object of my wishes; and finding not even the shadow of what I
wanted, where every thing was so flat, or so hollow, in the
vexation I was in at it, I should have withdrawn my hand but for
fear of disobliging her. Abandoning it then entirely to her
management, she made use of it as she thought proper, to procure
herself rather the shadow than the substance of any pleasure. For
my part, I now pin'd for more solid food, and promis'd tacitly to
myself that I would not be put off much longer with this foolery
from woman to woman, if Mrs. Brown did not soon provide me with
the essential specific. In short, I had all the air of not being
able to wait the arrival of my lord B...tho' he was now expected
in a very few days: nor did I wait for him, for love itself took
charge of the disposal of me, in spite of interest, or gross

It was now two days after the closet-scene, that I got up
about six in the morning, and leaving my bed-fellow fast asleep,
stole down, with no other thought than of taking a little fresh
air in a small garden, which our back-parlour open'd into, and
from which my confinement debarr'd me at the times company came
to the house; but now sleep and silence reign'd all over it.

I open'd the parlour door, and well surpriz'd was I at seeing,
by the side of a fire half-our, a young gentleman in the old
lady's elbow chair, with his legs laid upon another, fast asleep,
and left there by his thoughtless companions, who had drank him
down, and then went off with every one his mistress, whilst he
stay'd behind by the courtesy of the old matron, who would not
disturb of turn him out in that condition, at one in the morning;
and beds, it is more than probable, there were none to spare. On
the table still remain'd the punch bowl and glasses, strew's
about in their usual disorder after a drunken revel.

But when I drew nearer, to view the sleeping one, heavens!
what a sight! No! no term of years, no turn of fortune could ever
erase the lightning-like impression his form made on me...Yes!
dearest object of my earliest passion, I command for ever the
remembrance of thy first appearance to my ravish'd
calls thee up, present; and I see thee now!

Figure to yourself, Madam, a fair stripling, between eighteen
and nineteen, with his head reclin'd on one of the sides of the
chair, his hair in disorder'd curls, irregularly shading a face
on which all the roseate bloom of youth and all the manly graces
conspired to fix my eyes and heart. Even the languor and paleness
of his face, in which the momentary triumph of the lily over the
rose was owing to the excesses of the night, gave an
inexpressible sweetness to the finest features imaginable: his
eyes, closed in sleep, displayed the meeting edges of their lids
beautifully bordered with long eyelashes; over which no pencil
could have described two more regular arches than those that
grac'd his forehead, which was high, prefectly white and smooth.
Then a pair of vermilion lips, pouting and swelling to the touch,
as if a bee had freshly stung them, seem'd to challenge me to get
the gloves off this lovely sleeper, had not the modesty and
respect, which in both sexes are inseparable from a true passion,
check'd my impulses.

But on seeing his shirt-collar unbutton'd, and a bosom whiter
than a drift of snow, the pleasure of considering it could not
bribe me to lengthen it, at the hazard of a health that began to
be my life's concern. Love, that made me timid, taught me to be
tender too. With a trembling hand I took hold of one of his, and
waking his as gently as possible, he started, and looking, at
first a little wildly, said with a voice that sent its harmonious
sound to my heart: "Pray, child, what o'clock is it?" I told him,
and added that he might catch cold if he slept longer with his
breast open in the cool of the morning air. On this he thanked me
with a sweetness perfectly agreeing with that of his features and
eyes; the last now broad open, and eagerly surveying me, carried
the sprightly fires they sparkled with directly to my heart.

It seems that having drank too freely before he came upon the
rake with some of his young companions, he had put himself out of
a condition to go through all the weapons with them, and crown
the night with getting a mistress; so that seeing me in a loose
undress, he did not doubt but I was one of the misses of the
house, sent in to repair his loss of time; but though he seiz'd
that notion, and a very obvious one it was, without hesitation,
yet, whether my figure made a more than ordinary impression on
him, or whether it was natural politeness, he address'd me in a
manner far from rude, tho' still on the foot of one of the house
pliers, come to amuse him; and giving me the first kiss that I
ever relish'd from man in my life, ask'd me it I could favour him
with my company, assuring me that he would make it worth my
while: but had not even new-born love, that true refiner of lust,
oppos'd so sudden a surrender, the fear of being surpriz'd by the
house was a sufficient bar to my compliance.

I told him then, in a tone set me by love itself, that for
reasons I had not time to explain to him, I could not stay with
him, and might not even ever see him again: with a sigh at these
last words, which broke from the bottom of my heart. My
conqueror, who, as he afterwards told me, had been struck with my
appearance, and lik'd me as much as he could think of liking any
one in my suppos'd way of life, ask'd me briskly at once if I
would be kept by him, and that he would take a lodging for me
directly, and relieve me from any engagements he presum'd I might
be under to the house. Rash, sudden, undigested, and even
dangerous as this offer might be from a perfect stranger, and
that stranger a giddy boy, the prodigious love I was struck with
for him had put a charm into his voice there was no resisting,
and blinded me to every objection; I could, at that instant, have
died for him: think if I could resist an invitation to live with
him! Thus my heart, beating strong to the proposal, dictated my
answer, after scarce a minute's pause, that I would accept of his
offer, and make my escape to him in what way he pleased, and that
I would be entirely at his disposal, let it be good or bad. I
have often since wondered that so great an easiness did not
disgust him, or make me too cheap in his eyes, but my fate had so
appointed it, that in his fears of the hazard of the town, he had
been some time looking out for a girl to take into keeping, and
my person happening to hit his fancy, it was by one of those
miracles reserved to love that we struck the bargain in the
instant, which we sealed by an exchange of kisses, that the hopes
of a more uninterrupted enjoyment engaged him to content himself

Never, however, did dear youth carry in his person, more
wherewith to justify the turning of a girl's head, and making her
set all consequences at defiance for the sake of following a

For, besides all the perfections of manly beauty which were
assembled in his form, he had an air of neatness and gentility, a
certain smartness in the carriage and port of his head, that yet
more distinguish'd him; his eyes were sprightly and full of
meaning; his looks had in them something at once sweet and
commanding. His complexion outbloom'd the lovely-colour'd rose,
whilst its inimitable tender vivid glow clearly sav'd from the
reproach of wanting life, of raw and dough-like, which is
commonly made to those so extremely fair as he was.

Our little plan was that I should get out about seven the next
morning (which I could readily promise, as I knew where to get
the key of the street-door), and he would wait at the end of the
street with a coach to convey me safe off; after which, he would
send, and clear any debt incurr'd by my stay at Mrs. Brown's,
who, he only judged, in gross, might not care to part with one he
thought so fit to draw custom to the house.

I then just hinted to him not to mention in the house his
having seen such a person as me, for reasons I would explain to
him more at leisure. And then, for fear of miscarrying, by being
seen together, I tore myself from him with a bleeding heart, and
stole up softly to my room, where I found Phoebe still fast
asleep, and hurrying off my few cloaths, lay down by her, with a
mixture of joy and anxiety that may be easier conceived than

The risks of Mrs. Brown's discovering my purpose, of
disappointments, misery, ruin, all vanish'd before this
newkindl'd flame. The seeing, the touching, the being, if but for
a night, with this idol of my fond virgin-heart, appeared to me a
happiness above the purchase of my liberty or life. He might use
me ill, let him! he was the master; happy, too happy, even to
receive death at so dear a hand.

To this purpose were the reflections of the whole day, of
which every minute seem'd to me a little eternity. How often did
I visit the clock! nay, was tempted to advance the tedious hand,
as if that would have advanc'd the time with it! Had those of the
house made the least observations on me, they must have remark'd
something extraordinary from the discomposure I could not help
betraying; especially when at dinner mention was made of the
charmingest youth having been there, and stay'd breakfast. "Oh!
he was such a beauty!...I should have died for him!...they would
pull caps for him!..." and the like fooleries, which, however,
was throwing oil on a fire I was sorely put to it to smother the
blaze of.

The fluctuations of my mind, the whole day, produc'd one good
effect: which was, that, through mere fatigue, I slept tolerably
well till five in the morning, when I got up, and having dress'd
myself, waited, under the double tortures of fear and impatience,
for the appointed hour. It came at last, the dear, critical,
dangerous hour came; and now, supported only by the courage love
lent me, I ventured, a tiptoe, down-stairs, leaving my box
behind, for fear of being surpriz'd with it in going out.

I got to the street-door, the key whereof was always laid on
the chair by our bed-side, in trust with Phoebe, who having not
the least suspicion of my entertaining any design to go from them
(nor indeed had I but the day before), made no reserve or
concealment of it from me. I open'd the door with great ease;
love, that embolden'd, protected me too: and now, got safe into
the street, I saw my new guardianangel waiting at a coach-door,
ready open. How I got to him I know not: I suppose I flew; but I
was in the coach in a trice, and he by the side of me, with his
arms clasp'd round me, and giving me the kiss of welcome. The
coachman had his orders, and drove to them.

My eyes were instantly fill'd with tears, but tears of the
most delicious delight; to find myself in the arms of that
beauteous youth was a rapture that my little heart swam in. Past
or future were equally out of the question with me. The present
was as much as all my powers of life were sufficient to bear the
transport of, without fainting. Nor were the most tender
embraces, the most soothing expressions wanting on his side, to
assure me of his love, and of never giving me cause to repent the
bold step I had taken, in throwing myself thus entirely upon his
honour and generosity. But, alas! this was no merit in me, for I
was drove to it by a passion too impetuous for me to resist, and
I did what I did because I could not help it.

In an instant, for time was now annihilated with me, we landed
at a public house in Chelsea, hosipitably commodious for the
reception of duet-parties of pleasure, where a breakfast of
chocolate was prepared for us.

An old jolly stager, who kept it, and understood life
perfectly well, breakfasted with us, and leering archly at me,
gave us both joy, and said we were well paired, i' faith! that a
great many gentlemen and ladies used his house, but he had never
seen a handsomer couple...he was sure I was a fresh piece...I
look'd so country, so innocent! well my spouse was a lucky
man!...all which common landlord's cant not only pleas'd and
sooth'd me, but help'd to divert my confusion at being with my
new sovereign, whom, now the minute approach'd, I began to fear
to be alone with: a timidity which true love had a greater share
in than even maiden bashfulness.

I wish'd, I doted, I could have died for him; and yet, I know
not how, or why, I dreaded the point which had been the object of
my fiercest wishes; my pulses beat fears, amidst a flush of the
warmest desires. This struggle of the passions, however, this
conflict betwixt modesty and lovesick longings, made me burst
again into tears; which he took, as he had done before, only for
the remains of concern and emotion at the suddenness of my change
of condition, in committing myself to his care; and, in
consequence of that idea, did and said all that he thought would
most comfort and reinspirit me.

After breakfast, Charles (the dear familiar name I must take
the liberty henceforward to distinguish my Adonis by), with a
smile full of meaning, took me gently by the hand, and said:
"Come, my dear, I will show you a room that commands a fine
prospect over some gardens"; and without waiting for an answer,
in which he relieved me extremely, he led me up into a chamber,
airy and light-some, where all seeing of prospects was out of the
question, except that of a bed, which had all the air of having
recommended the room to him.

Charles had just slipp'd the bolt of the door, and running,
caught me in his arms, and lifting me from the ground, with his
lips glew'd to mine, bore me, trembling, panting, dying, with
soft fears and tender wishes, to the bed; where his impatience
would not suffer him to undress me, more than just unpinning my
handkerchief and gown, and unlacing my stays.

My bosom was now bare, and rising in the warmest throbs,
presented to his sight and feeling the firm hard swell of a pair
of young breasts, such as may be imagin'd of a girl not sixteen,
fresh out of the country, and never before handled; but even
their pride, whiteness, fashion, pleasing resistance to the
touch, could not bribe his restless hands from roving; but giving
them the loose, my petticoats and shift were soon taken up, and
their stronger center of attraction laid open to their tender
invasion. My fears, however, made me mechanically close my
thighs; but the very touch of his hand insinuated between them,
disclosed them and opened a way for the main attack.

In the mean time, I lay fairly exposed to the examination of
his eyes and hands, quiet and unresisting; which confirm'd him
the opinion he proceeded so cavalierly upon, that I was no novice
in these matters, since he had taken me out of a common
bawdy-house, nor had I said one thing to prepossess him of my
virginity; and if I had, he would sooner have believ'd that I
took him for a cully that would swallow such an improbability,
than that I was still mistress of that darling treasure, that
hidden mine, so eagerly sought after by the men, and which they
never dig for, but to destroy.

Being now too high wound up to bear a delay, he unbutton'd,
and drawing out the engine of love-assaults, drove it currently,
as at a ready-made breach...Then! then! for the first time, did I
feel that stiff horn-hard gristle, battering against the tender
part; but imagine to yourself his surprize when he found, after
several vigorous pushes which hurt me extremely, that he made not
the least impression.

I complain'd but tenderly complain'd that I could not bear it
...indeed he hurt me!...Still he thought no more than that being
so young, the largeness of his machine (for few men could dispute
size with him) made all the dificulty; and that possible I had
not been enjoy'd by any so advantageously made in that part as
himself: for still, that my virgin flower was yet uncrop'd, never
enter'd into his head, and he would have thought it idling with
time and words to have question'd me upon it.

He tries again, still no admittance, still no penetration; but
he had hurt me yet more, whilst my extreme love made me bear
extreme pain, almost without a groan. At length, after repeated
fruitless trials, he lay down panting by me, kiss'd my falling
tears, and asked me tenderly what was the meaning of so much
complaining? and if I had not borne it better from others than I
did from him? I answered, with a simplicity fram'd to persuade,
that he was the first man that ever serv'd me so. Truth is
powerful, and it is not always that we do not believe what we
eagerly wish.


Charles, already dispos'd by the evidence of his senses to
think my pretences to virginity not entirely apocryphal, smothers
me with kisses, begs me, in the name of love, to have a little
patience, and that he will be as tender of hurting me as he would
be of himself.

Alas! it was enough I knew his pleasure to submit joyfully to
him, whatever pain I foresaw it would cost me.

He now resumes his attempts in more form: first, he put one of
the pillows under me, to give the blank of his aim a more
favourable elevation, and another under my head, in ease of it;
then spreading my thighs, and placing himself standing between
them, made them rest upon his hips; applying then the point of
his machine to the slit, into which he sought entrance: it was so
small, he could scarce assure himself of its being rightly
pointed. He looks, he feels, and satisfies himself: the driving
forward with fury, its prodigious stiffness, thus impacted,
wedgelike, breaks the union of those parts, and gain'd him just
the insertion of the tip of it, lip-deep; which being sensible
of, he improved his advantage, and following well his stroke, in
a straight line, forcibly deepens his penetration; but put me to
such intolerable pain, from the separation of the sides of that
soft passage by a hard thick body, I could have scream'd out;
but, as I was unwilling to alarm the house, I held in my breath,
and cramm'd my petticoat, which was turn'd up over my face, into
my mouth, and bit it through in the agony. At length, the tender
texture of that tract giving way to such fierce tearing and
rending, he pierc'd something further into me: and now,
outrageous and no longer his own master, but borne headlong away
by the fury and over-mettle of that member, now exerting itself
with a kind of native rage, he breaks in, carries all before him,
and one violent merciless lunge sent it, imbrew'd, and reeking
with virgin blood, up to the very hilt in me...Then! then all my
resolution deserted me: I scream'd out, and fainted away with the
sharpness of the pain; and, as he told me afterwards, on his
drawing out, when emission was over with him, my thighs were
instantly all in a stream of blood that flow'd from the wounded
torn passage.

When I recover'd my senses, I found myself undress'd, and
a-bed, in the arms of the sweet relenting murderer of my
virginity, who hung mourning tenderly over me, and holding in his
hand a cordial, which, coming from the still dear author of so
much pain, I could not refuse; my eyes, however, moisten'd with
tears, and languishingly turn'd upon him, seemed to reproach him
with his cruelty, and ask him if such were the rewards of love.
But Charles, to whom I was now infinitely endear'd by this
complete triumph over a maidenhead, where he so little expected
to find one, in tenderness to that pain which he had put me to,
in procuring himself the height of pleasure, smother'd his
exultation, and employ'd himself with so much sweetness, so much
warmth, to sooth, to caress, and comfort me in my soft
complainings, which breath'd, indeed, more love than resentment,
that I presently drown'd all sense of pain in the pleasure of
seeing him, of thinking that I belong'd to him: he who was now
the absolute disposer of my happiness, and, in one word, my

The sore was, however, too tender, the wound too bleeding
fresh, for Charles's good-nature to put my patience presently to
another trial; but as I could not stir, or walk across the room,
he order'd the dinner to be brought to the bed-side, where it
could not be otherwise than my getting down the wing of a fowl,
and two or three glasses of wine, since it was my ador'd youth
who both serv'd, and urged them on me, with that sweet
irresistible authority with which love had invested him over

After dinner, and as everything but the wine was taken away,
Charles very impudently asks a leave, he might read the grant of
in my eyes, to come to bed to me, and accordingly falls to
undressing; which I could not see the progress of without strange
emotions of fear and pleasure.

He is now in bed with me the first time, and in broad day; but
when thrusting up his own shirt and my shift, he laid his naked
glowing body to mine...oh! insupportable delight! oh! superhuman
rapture! what pain could stand before a pleasure so transporting?
I felt no more the smart of my wounds below; but, curling round
him like the tendril of a vine, as if I fear'd any part of him
should be untouch'd or unpress'd by me, I return'd his strenuous
embraces and kisses with a fervour and gust only known to true
love, and which mere lust could never rise to.

Yes, even at this time, when all the tyranny of the passions
is fully over and my veins roll no longer but a cold tranquil
stream, the remembrance of those passages that most affected me
in my youth, still cheers and refreshes me. Let me proceed then.
My beauteous youth was now glew'd to me in all the folds and
twists that we could make our bodies meet in; when, no longer
able to rein in the fierceness of refresh'd desires, he gives his
steed the head and gently insinuating his thighs between mine,
stopping my mouth with kisses of humid fire, makes a fresh
irruption, and renewing his thrusts, pierces, tears, and forces
his way up the torn tender folds that yielded him admission with
a smart little less severe that when the breach was first made. I
stifled, however, my cries, and bore him with the passive
fortitude of a heroine; soon his thrusts, more and more furious,
cheeks flush'd with a deeper scarlet, his eyes turn'd up in the
fervent fit, some dying sighs, and an agonizing shudder,
announced the approaches of that extatic pleasure, I was yet in
too much pain to come in for my share of it.

Nor was it till after a few enjoyments had numb'd and blunted
the sense of the smart, and given me to feel the titillating
inspersion of balsamic sweets, drew from me the delicious return,
and brought down all my passion, that I arrived at excess of
pleasure through excess of pain. But, when successive engagements
had broke and inur'd me, I began to enter into the true unallay'd
relish of that pleasure of pleasures, when the warm gush darts
through all the ravish'd inwards; what floods of bliss! what
melting transports! what agonies of delight! too fierce, too
mighty for nature to sustain; well has she therefore, no doubt,
provided the relief of a delicious momentary dissolution, the
approaches of which are intimated by a dear delirium, a sweet
thrill on the point of emitting those liquid sweets, in which
enjoyment itself is drown'd, when one gives the languishing
stretch-out, and dies at the discharge.

How often, when the rage and tumult of my senses had subsided
after the melting flow, have I, in a tender meditation ask'd
myself coolly the question, if it was in nature for any of its
creatures to be so happy as I was? Or, what were all fears of the
consequence, put in the scale of one night's enjoyment of any
thing so transcendently the taste of my eyes and heart, as that
delicious, fond, matchless youth?

Thus we spent the whole afternoon till supper time in a
continued circle of love delights, kissing, turtle-billing,
toying, and all the rest of the feast. At length, supper was
serv'd in, before which Charles had, for I do not know what
reason, slipt his cloaths on; and sitting down by the bed-side,
we made table and table-cloth of the bed and sheets, whilst he
suffer'd nobody to attend or serve but himself. He ate with a
very good appetite, and seem'd charm'd to see me eat. For my
part, I was so enchanted with my fortune, so transported with the
comparison of the delights I now swam in, with the insipidity of
all my past scenes of life, that I thought them sufficiently
cheap at even the price of my ruin, or the risk of their not
lasting. The present possession was all my little head could find
room for.

We lay together that night, when, after playing repeated
prizes of pleasure, nature, overspent and satisfy'd, gave us up
to the arms of sleep: those of my dear youth encircled me, the
consciousness of which made even that sleep more delicious.

Late in the morning I wak'd first; and observing my lover
slept profoundly, softly disengag'd myself from his arms,
scarcely daring to breathe for fear of shortening his repose; my
cap, my hair, my shift, were all in disorder from the rufflings I
had undergone; and I took this opportunity to adjust and set them
as well as I could: whilst, every now and then, looking at the
sleeping youth with inconceivable fondness and delight, and
reflecting on all the pain he had put me to, tacitly own'd that
the pleasure had overpaid me for my sufferings.

It was then broad day. I was sitting up in the bed, the
cloaths of which were all tossed, or rolled off, by the
unquietness of our motions, from the sultry heat of the weather;
nor could I refuse myself a pleasure that solicited me so
irresistibly, as this fair occasion of feasting my sight with all
those treasures of youthful beauty I had enjoy'd, and which lay
now almost entirely naked, his shirt being truss'd up in a
perfect wisp, which the warmth of the room and season made me
easy about the consequence of. I hung over him enamour'd indeed!
and devoured all his naked charms with only two eyes, when I
could have wish'd them at least a hundred, for the fuller
enjoyment of the gaze.

Oh! could I paint his figure as I see it now, still present to
my transported imagination! a whole length of an allperfect,
manly beauty in full view. Think of a face without a fault,
glowing with all the opening bloom and vernal freshness of an age
in which beauty is of either sex, and which the first down over
his upper lip scarce began to distinguish.

The parting of the double ruby pout of his lips seem'd to
exhale an air sweeter and purer than what it drew in: ah! what
violence did it not cost me to refrain the so tempted kiss!

Then a neck exquisitely turn'd, grac'd behind and on the sides
with his hair, playing freely in natural ringlets, connected his
head to a body of the most perfect form, and of the most vigorous
contexture, in which all the strength of manhood was conceal'd
and soften'd to appearance by the delicacy of his complexion, the
smoothness of his skin, and the plumpness of his flesh.

The platform of his snow-white bosom, that was laid out in a
manly proportion, presented, on the vermilion summit of each pap,
the idea of a rose about to blow.

Nor did his shirt hinder me from observing that symmetry of
his limbs, that exactness of shape, in the fall of it towards the
loins, where the waist ends and the rounding swell of the hips
commences; where the skin, sleek, smooth, and dazzling white,
burnishes on the stretch over firm, plump, ripe flesh, that
crimp'd and ran into dimples at the least pressure, or that the
touch could not rest upon, but slid over as on the surface of the
most polished ivory.

His thighs, finely fashioned, and with a florid glossy
roundness, gradually tapering away to the knees, seem'd pillars
worthy to support that beauteous frame; at the bottom of which I
could not, without some remains of terror, some tender emotions
too, fix my eyes on that terrible machine, which had, not long
before, with such fury broke into, torn, and almost ruin'd those
soft, tender parts of mine that had not yet done smarting with
the effects of its rage; but behold it now! crest fall'n,
reclining its half-capt vermilion head over one of his thighs,
quiet, pliant, and to all appearance incapable of the mischiefs
and cruelty it had committed. Then the beautiful growth of the
hair, in short and soft curls round its root, its whiteness,
branch'd veins, the supple softness of the shaft, as it lay
foreshort'd, roll'd and shrunk up into a squab thickness,
languid, and borne up from between his thighs by its globular
appendage, that wondrous treasure-bag of nature's sweets, which,
rivell'd round, and purs'd up in the only wrinkles that are known
to please, perfected the prospect, and all together formed the
most interesting moving picture in nature, and surely infinitely
superior to those nudities furnish'd by the painters, statuaries,
or any art, which are purchas'd at immense prices; whilst the
sight of them in actual life is scarce sovereignly tasted by any
but the few whom nature has endowed with a fire of imagination,
warmly pointed by a truth of judgment to the spring-head, the
originals of beauty, of nature's unequall'd composition, above
all the imitation of art, or the reach of wealth to pay their

But every thing must have an end. A motion made by this
angelic youth, in the listlessness of going off sleep, replac'd
his shirt and the bed-cloaths in a posture that shut up that
treasure from longer view.

I lay down then, and carrying my hands to that part of me in
which the objects just seen had begun to raise a mutiny that
prevail'd over the smart of them, my fingers now open'd
themselves an easy passage; but long I had not time to consider
the wide difference there, between the maid and the now finish'd
woman, before Charles wak'd, and turning towards me, kindly
enquir'd how I had rested? and, scarce giving me time to answer,
imprinted on my lips one of his burning rapture-kisses, which
darted a flame to my heart, that from thence radiated to every
part of me; and presently, as if he had proudly meant revenge for
the survey I had smuggled of all his naked beauties, he spurns
off the bedcloaths, and trussing up my shift as high as it would
go, took his turn to feast his eyes on all the gifts nature had
bestow'd on my person; his busy hands, too, rang'd intemperately
over every part of me. The delicious austerity and hardness of my
yet unripe budding breasts, the whiteness and firmness of my
flesh, the freshness and regularity of my features, the harmony
of my limbs, all seem'd to confirm him in his satisfaction with
his bargain; but when curious to explore the havoc he had made in
the centre of his overfierce attack, he not only directed his
hands there, but with a pillow put under, placed me favourably
for his wanton purpose of inspection. Then, who can express the
fire his eyes glisten'd, his hands glow'd with! whilst sighs of
pleasure, and tender broken exclamations, were all the praises he
could utter. By this time his machine, stiffly risen at me, gave
me to see it in its highest state and bravery. He feels it
himself, seems pleas'd at its condition, and, smiling loves and
graces, seizes one of my hands, and carries it, with a gentle
compulsion, to his pride of nature, and its richest

I, struggling faintly, could not help feeling what I could not
grasp, a column of the whitest ivory, beautifully streak'd with
blue veins, and carrying, fully uncapt, a head of the liveliest
vermilion: no horn could be harder or stiffer; yet no velvet more
smooth or delicious to the touch. Presently he guided my hand
lower, to that part in which nature and pleasure keep their
stores in concert, so aptly fasten'd and hung on to the root of
their first instrument and minister, that not improperly he might
be styl'd their purse-bearer too: there he made me feel
distinctly, through their soft cover, the contents, a pair of
roundish balls, that seem'd to play within, and elude all
pressure but the tenderest, from without.

But now this visit of my soft warm hand in those so sensible
parts had put every thing into such ungovernable fury that,
disdaining all further preluding, and taking advantage of my
commodious posture, he made the storm fall where I scarce
patiently expected, and where he was sure to lay it: presently,
then, I felt the stiff insertion between the yielding, divided
lips of the wound, now open for life; where the narrowness no
longer put me to intolerable pain, and afforded my lover no more
difficulty than what heighten'd his pleasure, in the strict
embrace of that tender, warm sheath, round the instrument it was
so delicately adjusted to, and which, now cased home, so gorged
me with pleasure that it perfectly suffocated me and took away my
breath; then the killing thrusts! the unnumber'd kisses! every
one of which was a joy inexpressible; and that joy lost in a
crowd of yet greater blisses! But this was a disorder too violent
in nature to last long: the vessels, so stirr'd and intensely
heated, soon boil'd over, and for that time put out the fire;
meanwhile all this dalliance and disport had so far consum'd the
morning, that it became a kind of necessity to lay breakfast and
dinner into one.

In our calmer intervals Charles gave the following account of
himself, every word of which was true. He was the only son of a
father who, having a small post in the revenue, rather over-liv'd
his income, and had given this young gentleman a very slender
education: no profession had he bred him up to, but design'd to
provide for him in the army, by purchasing him an ensign's
commission, that is to say, provided he could raise the money, or
procure it by interest, either of which clauses was rather to be
wish'd than hoped for by him. On no better a plan, however, had
this improvident father suffer'd this youth, a youth of great
promise, to run up to the age of manhood, or near it at least, in
next to idleness; and had, besides, taken no sort of pains to
give him even the common premonitions against the vices of the
town, and the dangers of all sorts, which wait the unexperienc'd
and unwary in it. He liv'd at home, and at discretion, with his
father, who himself kept a mistress; and for the rest, provided
Charles did not ask him for money, he was indolently kind to him:
he might lie out when he pleas'd; any excuse would serve, and
even his reprimands were so slight that they carried with them
rather an air of connivance at the fault than any serious control
or constraint. But, to supply his calls for money, Charles, whose
mother was dead, had, by her side, a grandmother who doted upon
him. She had a considerable annuity to live on, and very
regularly parted with every shilling she could spare to this
darling of hers, to the no little heart-burn of his father; who
was vex'd, not that she by this means fed his son's extravagance,
but that she preferr'd Charles to himself; and we shall too soon
see what a fatal turn such a mercenary jealousy could operate in
the breast of a father.

Charles was, however, by the means of his grandmother's lavish
fondness, very sufficiently enabled to keep a mistress so easily
contented as my love made me; and my good fortune, for such I
must ever call it, threw me in his way, in the manner above
related, just as he was on the look-out for one.

As to temper, the even sweetness of it made him seem born for
domestic happiness: tender, naturally polite, and
gentle-manner'd; it could never be his fault if ever jars or
animosities ruffled a calm he was so qualified in every way to
maintain or restore. Without those great or shining qualities
that constitute a genius, or are fit to make a noise in the
world, he had all those humble ones that compose the softer
social merit: plain common sense, set off with every grace of
modesty and good nature, made him, if not admir'd, what is much
happier, universally belov'd and esteem'd. But, as nothing but
the beauties of his person had at first attracted my regard and
fix'd my passion, neither was I then a judge of that internal
merit, which I had afterward full occasion to discover, and which
perhaps, in that season of giddiness and levity, would have
touch'd my heart very little, had it been lodg'd in a person less
the delight of my eyes and idol of my senses. But to return to
our situation.

After dinner, which we ate a-bed in a most voluptuous
disorder, Charles got up, and taking a passionate leave of me for
a few hours, he went to town where, concerting matters with a
young sharp lawyer, they went together to my late venerable
mistress's, from whence I had, but the day before, made my
elopement, and with whom he was determin'd to settle accounts in
a manner that should cut off all after reckonings from that

Accordingly they went; but on the way, the Templar, his
friend, on thinking over Charles's information, saw reason to
give their visit another turn, and, instead of offering
satisfaction, to demand it.

On being let in, the girls of the house flock'd round Charles,
whom they knew, and from the earliness of my escape, and their
perfect ignorance of his ever having so much as seen me, not
having the least suspicion of his being accessory to my flight,
they were, in their way, making up to him; and as to his
companion, they took him probably for a fresh cully. But the
Templar soon check'd their forwardness, by enquiring for the old
lady, with whom, he said, with a grave judge-like countenance,
that he had some business to settle.

Madam was immediately sent down for, and the ladies being
desir'd to clear the room, the lawyer ask'd her, severely, if she
did know, or had not decoy'd, under pretence of hiring as a
servant, a young girl, just come out of the country, called
FRANCES or FANNY HILL, describing me withal as particularly as he
could from Charles's description.

It is peculiar to vice to tremble at the enquiries of justice;
and Mrs. Brown, whose conscience was not entirely clear upon my
account, as knowing as she was of the town, as hackney's as she
was in bluffing through all the dangers of her vocation, could
not help being alarm'd at the question, especially when he went
on to talk of a Justice of peace, Newgate, the Old Bailey,
indictments for keeping a disorderly house, pillory, carting, and
the whole process of that nature. She, who, it is likely,
imagin'd I had lodg'd an information against her house, look'd
extremely blank, and began to make a thousand protestations and
excuses. However, to abridge, they brought away triumphantly my
box of things, which, had she not been under an awe, she might
have disputed with them; and not only that; but a clearance and
discharge of any demands on the house, at the expense of no more
than a bowl of arrack-punch, the treat of which, together with
the choice of the house conveniences, was offer'd and not
accepted. Charles all the time acted the chance-companion of the
lawyer, who had brought him there, as he knew the house, and
appear'd in no wise interested in the issue; but he had the
collateral pleasure of hearing all that I had told him verified,
so far as the bawd's fears would give her leave to enter into my
history, which, if one may guess by the composition she so
readily came into, were not small.

Phoebe, my kind tutoress Phoebe, was at that time gone out,
perhaps in search of me, or their cook'd-up story had not, it is
probable, pass'd so smoothly.

This negotiation had, however, taken up some time, which would
have appear'd much longer to me, left as I was, in a strange
house, if the landlady, a motherly sort of a woman, to whom
Charles had liberally recommended me, had not come up and borne
me company. We drank tea, and her chat help'd to pass away the
time very agreeably, since he was our theme; but as the evening
deepened, and the hour set for his return was elaps'd, I could
not dispel the gloom of impatience and tender fears which
gathered upon me, and which our timid sex are apt to feel in
proportion to their love.

Long, however, I did not suffer: the sight of him over-paid
me; and the soft reproach I had prepar'd for him expired before
it reach'd my lips.

I was still a-bed, yet unable to use my legs otherwise than
awkwardly, and Charles flew to me, catched me in his arms, rais'd
and extending mine to meet his dear embrace, and gives me an
account, interrupted by many a sweet parenthesis of kisses, of
the success of his measures.

I could not help laughing at the fright the old woman had been
put into, which my ignorance, and indeed my want of innocence,
had far from prepar'd me for bespeaking. She had, it seems,
apprehended that I fled for shelter to some relation I had
recollected in town, on my dislike of their ways and proceeding
towards me, and that this application came from thence; for, as
Charles had rightly judg'd not one neighbour had, at that still
hour, seen the circumstance of my escape into the coach, or, at
least, notic'd him; neither had any in the house the least hint
or clue of suspicion of my having spoke to him, much less of my
having clapt up such a sudden bargain with a perfect stranger:
thus the greatest improbability is not always what we should most

We supped with all the gaiety of two young giddy creatures at
the top of their desires; and as I had most joyfully given up to
Charles the whole charge of my future happiness, I thought of
nothing beyond the exquisite pleasure of possessing him.

He came to bed in due time; and this second night, the pain
being pretty well over, I tasted, in full draughts, all the
transports of perfect enjoyment: I swam, I bathed in bliss, till
both fell fast asleep, through the natural consequences of
satisfied desires, and appeas'd flames; nor did we wake but to
renew'd raptures.

Thus, making the most of love and life, did we stay in this
lodging in Chelsea about ten days; in which time Charles took
care to give his excursions from home a favourable gloss, and to
keep his footing with his fond indulgent grandmother, from whom
he drew constant and sufficient supplies for the charge I was to
him, and which was very trifling, in comparison with his former
less regular course of pleasures.

Charles remov'd me then to a private ready furnish'd lodging
in D--- street, St. James's, where he paid half a guinea a week
for two rooms and a closet on the second floor, which he had been
some time looking out for, and was more convenient for the
frequency of his visits than where he had at first plac'd me, in
a house which I cannot say but I left with regret, as it was
infinitely endear'd to me by the first possession of my Charles,
and the circumstance of losing, there, that jewel which can never
be twice lost. The landlord, however, had no reason to complain
of any thing, but of a procedure in Charles too liberal not to
make him regret the loss of us.

Arrived at our new lodgings, I remember I thought them
extremely fine, though ordinary enough, even at that price; but,
had it been a dungeon that Charles had brought me to, his
presence would have made it a little Versailles.

The landlady, Mrs. Jones, waited on us to our apartment, and
with great volubility of tongue explain'd to us all its
conveniences--that her own maid should wait on us...that the best
of quality had lodg'd at her house...that her first floor was let
to a foreign secretary of an embassy, and his lady ...that I
looked like a very goodnatur'd lady...At the word lady, I blush'd
out of flatter'd vanity: this was too strong for a girl of my
condition; for though Charles had had the precaution of dressing
me in a less tawdry flaunting style than were the cloaths I
escap'd to him in, and of passing me for his wife, that he had
secretly married, and kept private (the old story) on account of
his friends, I dare swear this appear'd extremely apocryphal to a
woman who knew the town so well as she did; but that was the
least of her concern. It was impossible to be less scruple-ridden
than she was; and the advantage of letting her rooms being her
sole object, the truth itself would have far from scandaliz'd
her, or broke her bargain.

A sketch of her picture, and personal history, will dispose
you to account for the part she is to act in my concerns.

She was about forty-six years old, tall, meagre, redhair'd,
with one of those trivial ordinary faces you meet with
everywhere, and go about unheeded and unmentioned. In her youth
she had been kept by a gentleman who, dying, left her forty
pounds a year during her life, in consideration of a daughter he
had by her; which daughter, at the age of seven-teen, she sold,
for not a very considerable sum neither, to a gentleman who was
going on Envoy abroad, and took his purchase with him, where he
us'd her with the utmost tenderness, and it is thought, was
secretly married to her: but had constantly made a point of her
not keeping up the least correspondence with a mother base enough
to make a market of her own flesh and blood. However, as she had
no nature, nor, indeed, any passion but that of money, this gave
her no further uneasiness, than, as she thereby lost a handle of
squeezing presents, or other after-advantages, out of the
bargain. Indifferent then, by nature of constitution, to every
other pleasure but that of increasing the lump by any means
whatever, she commenc'd a kind of private procuress, for which
she was not amiss fitted, by her grave decent appearance, and
sometimes did a job in the match-making way; in short, there was
nothing that appear'd to her under the shape of gain that she
would not have undertaken. She knew most of the ways of the town,
having not only herself been upon, but kept up constant
intelligences in it, dealing, besides her practice in promoting a
harmony between the two sexes, in private pawn-broking and other
profitable secrets. She rented the house she liv'd in, and made
the most of it by letting it out in lodgings; though she was
worth, at least, near three or four thousand pounds, she would
not allow herself even the necessaries of life, and pinn'd her
subsistence entirely on what she could squeeze out of her

When she saw such a young pair come under her roof, her
immediate notions, doubtless, were how she should make the most
money of us, by every means that money might be made, and which,
she rightly judged, our situation and inexperience would soon
beget her occasions of.

In this hopeful sanctuary, and under the clutches of this
harpy, did we pitch our residence. It will not be mighty material
to you, or very pleasant to me, to enter into a detail of all the
petty cut-throat ways and means with which she used to fleece us;
all which Charles indolently chose to bear with, rather than take
the trouble of removing, the difference of expense being scarce
attended to by a young gentleman who had no idea of stint, or
even of economy, and a raw country girl who knew nothing of the

Here, however, under the wings of my sovereignly belov'd, did
I flow the most delicious hours of my life; my Charles I had,
and, in him, everything my fond heart could wish or desire. He
carried me to plays, operas, masquerades, and every diversion of
the town; all of which pleas'd me indeed, but pleas'd me
infinitely the more for his being with me, and explaining
everything to me, and enjoying, perhaps, the natural impressions
of surprize and admiration, which such sights, at the first,
never fail to excite in a country girl, new to the delights of
them; but to me, they sensibly prov'd the power and full dominion
of the sole passion of my heart over me, a passion in which soul
and body were concentre'd, and left me no room for any other
relish of life but love.

As to the men I saw at those places, or at any other, they
suffer'd so much in the comparison my eyes made of them with my
all-perfect Adonis, that I had not the infidelity even of one
wandering thought to reproach myself with upon his account. He
was the universe to me, and all that was not him was nothing to

My love, in fine, was so excessive, that it arriv'd at
annihilating every suggestion or kindling spark of jealousy; for,
one idea only tending that way, gave me such exquisite torment
that my self-love, and dread of worse than death, made me for
ever renounce and defy it: nor had I, indeed, occasion; for, were
I to enter here on the recital of several instances wherein
Charles sacrific'd to me women of greater importance than I dare
hint (which, considering his form, was no such wonder), I might,
indeed, give you full proof of his unshaken constancy to me; but
would not you accuse me of warming up again a feast that my
vanity ought long ago to have been satisfy'd with?

In our cessations from active pleasure, Charles fram'd himself
one, in instructing me, as far as his own lights reach'd, in a
great many points of life that I was, in consequence of my
no-education, perfectly ignorant of: nor did I suffer one word to
fall in vain from the mouth of my lovely teacher: I hung on every
syllable he utter'd, and receiv'd as oracles, all he said; whilst
kisses were all the interruption I could not refuse myself the
pleasure of admitting, from lips that breath'd more than Arabian

I was in a little time enabled, by the progress I had made, to
prove the deep regard I had paid to all that he had said to me:
repeating it to him almost word for word; and to shew that I was
not entirely the parrot, but that I reflected upon, that I
enter'd into it, I join'd my own comments, and ask'd him
questions of explanation.

My country accent, and the rusticity of my gait, manners, and
deportment, began now sensibly to wear off, so quick was my
observation, and so efficacious my desire of growing every day
worthier of his heart.

As to money, though he brought me constantly all he receiv'd,
it was with difficulty he even got me to give it room in my
bureau; and what clothes I had, he could prevail on me to accept
of on no other foot than that of pleasing him by the greater
neatness in my dress, beyond which I had no ambition. I could
have made a pleasure of the greatest toil, and worked my fingers
to the bone, with joy, to have supported him: guess, then, if I
could harbour any idea of being burdensome to him, and this
disinterested turn in me was so unaffected, so much the dictate
of my heart, that Charles could not but feel it: and if he did
not love me as I did him (which was the constant and only matter
of sweet contention between us), he manag'd so, at least, as to
give me the satisfaction of believing it impossible for man to be
more tender, more true, more faithful than he was.

Our landlady, Mrs. Jones, came frequently up to my apartment,
from whence I never stirr'd on any pretext without Charles; nor
was it long before she worm'd out, without much art, the secret
of our having cheated the church of a ceremony, and, in course,
of the terms we liv'd together upon; a circumstance which far
from displeas'd her, considering the designs she had upon me, and
which, alas! she will, too soon, have room to carry into
execution. But in the mean time, her own experience of life let
her see that any attempt, however indirect or disguis'd to divert
or break, at least presently, so strong a cement of hearts as
ours was, could only end in losing two lodgers, of whom she made
very competent advantages, if either of us came to smoke her
commission; for a commission she had from one of her customers,
either to debauch, or get me away from my keeper at any rate.

But the barbarity of my fate soon sav'd her the task of
disuniting us. I had now been eleven months with this life of my
life, which had passed in one continu'd rapid stream of delight:
but nothing so violent was ever made to last. I was about three
months gone with child by him, a circumstance which would have
added to his tenderness had he ever left me room to believe it
could receive an addition, when the mortal, the unexpected blow
of separation fell upon us. I shall gallop post over the
particulars, which I shudder yet to think of, and cannot to this
instant reconcile myself how, or by what means, I could out-live

Two life-long days had I linger'd through without hearing from
him, I who breath'd, who existed but in him, and had never yet
seen twenty-four hours pass without seeing or hearing from him.
The third day my impatience was so strong, my alarms had been so
severe, that I perfectly sicken'd with them; and being unable to
support the shock longer, I sunk upon the bed and ringing for
Mrs. Jones, who had far from comforted me under my anxieties, she
came up. I had scarce breath and spirit enough to find words to
beg of her, if she would save my life, to fall upon some means of
finding out, instantly, what was become of its only prop and
comfort. She pity'd me in a way that rather sharpen'd my
affliction than suspended it, and went out upon this

Far she had not to go: Charles's father lived but at an easy
distance, in one of the streets that run into Covent Garden.
There she went into a publick house, and from thence sent for a
maid-servant, whose name I had given her, as the properest to
inform her.

The maid readily came, and as readily, when Mrs. Jones
enquir'd of her what was become of Mr. Charles, or whether he was
gone out of town, acquainted her with the disposal of her
master's son, which, the very day after, was no secret to the
servants. Such sure measures had he taken, for the most cruel
punishment of his child for having more interest with his
grandmother than he had, though he made use of a pretense,
plausible enough, to get rid of him in this secret and abrupt
manner, for fear her fondness should have interpos'd a bar to his
leaving England, and proceeding on a voyage he had concerted for
him; which pretext was, that it was indispensably necessary to
secure a considerable inheritance that devolv'd to him by the
death of a rich merchant (his own brother) at one of the
factories in the South-Seas, of which he had lately receiv'd
advice, together with a copy of the will.

In consequence of which resolution to send away his son, he
had, unknown to him, made the necessary preparations for fitting
him out, struck a bargain with the captain of a ship, whose
punctual execution of his orders he had secured, by his interest
with his principal owner and patron; and, in short, concerted his
measures so secretly and effectually that whilst his son thought
he was going down the river for a few hours, he was stopt on
board of a ship, debar'd from writing, and more strictly watch'd
than a State criminal.

Thus was the idol of my soul torn from me, and forc'd on a
long voyage, without taking of one friend, or receiving one line
of comfort, except a dry explanation and instructions, from his
father, how to proceed when he should arrive at his destin'd
port, enclosing, withal, some letters of recommendation to a
factor there: all these particulars I did not learn minutely till
some time after.

The maid, at the same time, added that she was sure this usage
of her sweet young master would be the death of his grand-mama,
as indeed it prov'd true; for the old lady, on hearing it, did
not survive the news a whole month; and as her fortune consisted
in an annuity, out of which she had laid up no reserves, she left
nothing worth mentioning to her so fatally envied darling, but
absolutely refus'd to see his father before she died.

When Mrs. Jones return'd and I observ'd her looks, they seem'd
so unconcern'd, and even near to pleas'd, that I half flatter'd
myself she was going to set my tortur'd heart at ease by bringing
me good news; but this, indeed, was a cruel delusion of hope: the
barbarian, with all the coolness imaginable, stab'd me to the
heart, in telling me, succinctly, that he was sent away at least
on a four years' voyage (here she stretch'd maliciously), and
that I could not expect, in reason, ever to see him again: and
all this with such prenant circumstances that I could not help
giving them credit, as in general they were, indeed, too

She had hardly finish'd her report before I fainted away and
after several successive fits, all the while wild and senseless,
I miscarried of the dear pledge of my Charles's love: but the
wretched never die when it is fittest they should die, and women
are hard-liv'd to a proverb.

The cruel and interested care taken to recover me sav'd an
odious life: which, instead of the happiness and joys it had
overflow'd in, all of a sudden presented no view before me of any
thing but the depth of misery, horror, and the sharpest

Thus I lay six weeks, in the struggles of youth and
constitution, against the friendly efforts of death, which I
constantly invoked to my relief and deliverance, but which
proving too weak for my wish, I recovered at length, tho' into a
state of stupefaction and despair that threatened me with the
loss of my senses, and a mad-house.

Time, however, that great comforter in ordinary, began to
assuage the violence of my sufferings, and to numb my feeling of
them. My health return'd to me, though I still retain'd an air of
grief, dejection, and languor, which taking off the ruddiness of
my country complexion, render'd it rather more delicate and

The landlady had all this while officiously provided, and
taken care that I wanted for nothing: and as soon as she saw me
retriev'd into a condition of answering her purpose, one day,
after we had dined together, she congratulated me on my recovery,
the merit of which she took entirely to herself, and all this by
way of introduction to a most terrible and scurvy epilogue: "You
are now," says she, "Miss Fanny, tolerably well, and you are very
welcome to stay in the lodgings as long as you please; you see I
have ask'd you for nothing this long time, but truly I have a
call to make up a sum of money, which must be answer'd." And,
with that, presents me with a bill of arrears for rent, diet,
apothecary's charges, nurse, etc., sum total twenty-three pounds,
seventeen and six-pence: towards discharging of which, I had not
in the world (which she well knew) more than seven guineas, left
by chance, of my dear Charles's common stock with me. At the same
time, she desir'd me to tell her what course I would take for
payment. I burst out into a flood of tears and told her my
condition; adding that I would sell what few cloaths I had, and
that, for the rest, I would pay her as soon as possible. But my
distress, being favourable to her views, only stiffen'd her the

She told me, very coolly, that "she was indeed sorry for my
misfortunes, but that she must do herself justice, though it
would go to the very heart of her to send such a tender young
creature to prison..." At the word "prison!" every drop of my
blood chill'd, and my fright acted so strongly upon me, that,
turning as pale and faint as a criminal at the first sight of his
place of execution, I was on the point of swooning. My landlady,
who wanted only to terrify me to a certain point, and not to
throw me into a state of body inconsistent with her designs upon
it, began to soothe me again, and told me, in a tone compos'd to
more pity and gentleness, that it would be my own fault, if she
was forc'd to proceed to such extremities; but she believ'd there
was a friend to be found in the world who would make up matters
to both our satisfactions, and that she would bring him to drink
tea with us that very afternoon, when she hoped we would come to
a right understanding in our affairs. To all this, not a word of
answer; I sat mute, confounded, terrify'd.

Mrs. Jones however, judging rightly that it was time to strike
while the impressions were so strong upon me, left me to my self
and to all the terrors of an imagination, wounded to death by the
idea of going to a prison, and, from a principle of
self-preservation, snatching at every glimpse of redemption from

In this situation I sat near half an hour, swallow'd up in
grief and despair, when my landlady came in, and observing a
death-like dejection in my countenance and still in pursuance of
her plan, put on a false pity, and bidding me be of a good heart:
Things, she said, would not be so bad as I imagined if I would be
but my own friend; and closed with telling me she had brought a
very honourable gentleman to drink tea with me, who would give me
the best advice how to get rid of all my troubles. Upon which,
without waiting for a reply, she goes out, and returns with this
very honourable gentleman, whose very honourable procuress she
had been, on this as well as other occasions.

The gentleman, on his entering the room, made me a very civil
bow, which I had scarce strength, or presence of mind enough to
return a curtsy to; when the landlady, taking upon her to do all
the honours of the first interview (for I had never, that I
remember'd, seen the gentleman before), sets a chair for him, and
another for herself. All this while not a word on either side; a
stupid stare was all the face I could put on this strange

The tea was made, and the landlady, unwilling, I suppose, to
lose any time, observing my silence and shyness before this
entire stranger: "Come, Miss Fanny," says she, in a coarse
familiar style, and tone of authority, "hold up your head, child,
and do not let sorrow spoil that pretty face of yours. What!
sorrows are only for a time; come, be free, here is a worthy
gentleman who has heard of your misfortunes and is willing to
serve you; you must be better acquainted with him; do not you now
stand upon your punctilio's, and this and that, but make your
market while you may."

At this so delicate and eloquent harangue, the gentleman, who
saw I look'd frighted and amaz'd, and indeed, incapable of
answering, took her up for breaking things in so abrupt a manner,
as rather to shock than incline me to an acceptance of the good
he intended me; then, addressing himself to me, told me he was
perfectly acquainted with my whole story and every circumstance
of my distress, which he own'd was a cruel plunge for one of my
youth and beauty to fall into; that he had long taken a liking to
my person, for which he appeal'd to Mrs. Jones, there present,
but finding me so absolutely engag'd to another, he had lost all
hopes of succeeding till he had heard the sudden reverse of
fortune that had happen'd to me, on which he had given particular
orders to my landlady to see that I should want for nothing; and
that, had he not been forc'd abroad to The Hague, on affairs he
could not refuse himself to, he would himself have attended me
during my sickness; that on his return, which was but the day
before, he had, on learning my recovery, desir'd my landlady's
good offices to introduce him to me, and was as angry, at least,
as I was shock'd, at the manner in which she had conducted
herself towards obtaining him that happiness; but, that to shew
me how much he disown'd her procedure, and how far he was from
taking any ungenerous advantage of my situation, and from
exacting any security for my gratitude, he would before my face,
that instant, discharge my debt entirely to my landlady and give
me her receipt in full; after which I should be at liberty either
to reject or grant his suit, as he was much above putting any
force upon my inclinations.

Whilst he was exposing his sentiments to me, I ventur'd just
to look up to him, and observed his figure, which was that of a
very sightly gentleman, well made, about forty, drest in a suit
of plain cloaths, with a large diamond ring on one of his
fingers, the lustre of which play'd in my eyes as he wav'd his
hand in talking, and rais'd my notions of his importance. In
short, he might pass for what is commonly call'd a comely black
man, with an air of distinction natural to his birth and

To all his speeches, however, I answer'd only in tears that
flow'd plentifully to my relief, and choking up my voice, excus'd
me from speaking, very luckily, for I should not have known what
to say.

The sight, however, mov'd him, as he afterwards told me,
irresistibly, and by way of giving me some reason to be less
powerfully afflicted, he drew out his purse, and calling for pen
and ink, which the landlady was prepar'd for, paid her every
farthing of her demand, independent of a liberal gratification
which was to follow unknown to me; and taking a receipt in full,
very tenderly forc'd me to secure it, by guiding my hand, which
he had thrust it into, so as to make me passively put it into my

Still I continued in a state of stupidity, or melancholy
despair, as my spirits could not yet recover from the violent
shocks they had receiv'd; and the accommodating landlady had
actually left the room, and me alone with this strange gentleman,
before I observ'd it, and then I observ'd it without alarm, for I
was now lifeless and indifferent to everything.

The gentleman, however, no novice in affairs of this sort,
drew near me; and under the pretence of comforting me, first with
his handkerchief dried my tears as they ran down my cheeks:
presently he ventur'd to kiss me: on my part, neither resistance
nor compliance. I sat stock-still; and now looking on myself as
bought by the payment that had been transacted before me, I did
not care what became of my wretched body: and, wanting life,
spirits, or courage to oppose the least struggle, even that of
the modesty of my sex, I suffer'd, tamely, whatever the gentleman
pleased; who proceeding insensibly from freedom to freedom,
insinuated his hand between my handkerchief and bosom, which he
handled at discretion: finding thus no repulse, and that every
thing favour'd, beyond expectation, the completion of his
desires, he took me in his arms, and bore me, without life or
motion, to the bed, on which laying me gently down, and having me
at what advantage he pleas'd, I did not so much as know what he
was about, till recovering from a trance of lifeless
insensibility, I found him buried in me, whilst I lay passive and
innocent of the least sensation of pleasure: a death-cold corpse
could scarce have less life or sense in it. As soon as he had
thus pacified a passion which had too little respected the
condition I was in, he got off, and after recomposing the
disorder of my cloaths, employ'd himself with the utmost
tenderness to calm the transports of remorse and madness at
myself with which I was seized, too late, I confess, for having
suffer'd on that bed the embraces of an utter stranger. I tore my
hair, wrung my hands, and beat my breast like a mad-woman. But
when my new master, for in that light I then view'd him, applied
himself to appease me, as my whole rage was levell'd at myself,
no part of which I thought myself permitted to aim at him, I
begged of him, with more submission than anger, to leave me alone
that I might, at least, enjoy my affliction in quiet. This he
positively refused, for fear, as he pretended, I should do myself
a mischief.

Violent passions seldom last long, and those of women least of
any. A dead still calm succeeded this storm, which ended in a
profuse shower of tears.

Had any one, but a few instants before, told me that I should
have ever known any man but Charles, I would have spit in his
face; or had I been offer'd infinitely a greater sum of money
than that I saw paid for me, I had spurn'd the proposal in cold
blood. But our virtues and our vices depend too much on our
circumstances; unexpectedly beset as I was, betray'd by a mind
weakened by a long severe affliction, and stunn'd with the
terrors of a jail, my defeat will appear the more excusable,
since I certainly was not present at, or a party in any sense, to
it. However, as the first enjoyment is decisive, and he was now
over the bar, I thought I had no longer a right to refuse the
caresses of one that had got that advantage over me, no matter
how obtain'd; conforming myself then to this maxim, I consider'd
myself as so much in his power that I endur'd his kisses and
embraces without affecting struggles or anger; not that they, as
yet, gave me any pleasure, or prevail'd over the aversion of my
soul to give myself up to any sensation of that sort; what I
suffer'd, I suffer'd out of a kind of gratitude, and as a matter
of course after what had pass'd.

He was, however, so regardful as not to attempt the renewal of
those extremities which had thrown me, just before, into such
violent agitations; but, now secure of possession, contented
himself with bringing me to temper by degrees, and waiting at the
hand of time for those fruits of generosity and courtship which
he since often reproach'd himself with having gather'd much too
green, when, yielding to the invitations of my inability to
resist him, and overborne by desires, he had wreak'd his passion
on a mere lifeless, spiritless body dead to all purposes of joy,
since, taking none, it ought to be suppos'd incapable of giving
any. This is, however, certain; my heart never thoroughly forgave
him the manner in which I had fallen to him, although, in point
of interest, I had reason to be pleas'd that he found, in my
person, wherewithal to keep him from leaving me as easily as he
had gained me.

The evening was, in the mean time, so far advanc'd, that the
maid came in to lay the cloth for supper, when I understood, with
joy, that my landlady, whose sight was present poison to me, was
not to be with us.

Presently a neat and elegant supper was introduc'd, and a
bottle of Burgundy, with the other necessaries, were set on a

The maid quitting the room, the gentleman insisted, with a
tender warmth, that I should sit up in the elbow chair by the
fire, and see him eat if I could not be prevailed on to eat
myself. I obey'd with a heart full of affliction, at the
comparison it made between those delicious tete-a-tetes with my
ever dear youth, and this forc'd situation, this new awkward
scene, impos'd and obtruded on me by cruel necessity.

At supper, after a great many arguments used to comfort and
reconcile me to my fate, he told me that his name was H---,
brother to the Earl of L--- and that having, by the suggestions
of my landlady, been led to see me, he had found me perfectly to
his taste and given her a commission to procure me at any rate,
and that he had at length succeeded, as much to his satisfaction
as he passionately wished it might be to mine; adding, withal,
some flattering assurances that I should have no cause to repent
my knowledge of him.

I had now got down at most half a partridge, and three or four
glasses of wine, which he compelled me to drink by way of
restoring nature; but whether there was anything extraordinary
put into the wine, or whether there wanted no more to revive the
natural warmth of my constitution and give fire to the old train,
I began no longer to look with that constraint, not to say
disgust, on Mr. H---, which I had hitherto done; but, withal,
there was not the least grain of love mix'd with this softening
of my sentiments: any other man would have been just the same to
me as Mr. H---, that stood in the same circumstances and had done
for me, and with me, what he had done.

There are not, on earth at least, eternal griefs; mine were,
if not at an end, at least suspended: my heart, which had been so
long overloaded with anguish and vexation, began to dilate and
open to the least gleam of diversion or amusement. I wept a
little, and my tears reliev'd me; I sigh'd, and my sighs seem'd
to lighten me of a load that oppress'd me; my countenance grew,
if not cheerful, at least more compos'd and free.

Mr. H---, who had watched, perhaps brought on this change,
knew too well not to seize it; he thrust the table imperceptibly
from between us, and bringing his chair to face me, he soon
began, after preparing me by all the endearments of assurances
and protestations, to lay hold of my hands, to kiss me, and once
more to make free with my bosom, which, being at full liberty
from the disorder of a loose dishabille, now panted and throbb'd,
less with indignation than with fear and bashfulness at being
used so familiarly by still a stranger. But he soon gave me
greater occasion to exclaim, by stooping down and slipping his
hand above my garters: thence he strove to regain the pass, which
he had before found so open, and unguarded: but not he could not
unlock the twist of my thighs; I gently complained, and begg'd
him to let me alone; told him I was now well. However, as he saw
there was more form and ceremony in my resistance than good
earnest, he made his conditions for desisting from pursuing his
point that I should be put instantly to bed, whilst he gave
certain orders to the landlady, and that he would return in an
hour, when he hoped to find me more reconcil'd to his passion for
me than I seem'd at present. I neither assented nor deny'd, but
my air and manner of receiving this proposal gave him to see that
I did not think myself enough my own mistress to refuse it.

Accordingly he went out and left me, when, a minute or two
after, before I could recover myself into any composure for
thinking, the maid came in with her mistress's service, and a
small silver porringer of what she called a bridal posset, and
desir'd me to eat it as I went to bed, which consequently I did,
and felt immediately a heat, a fire run like a hue-and-cry thro'
every part of my body; I burnt, I glow'd, and wanted even little
of wishing for any man.

The maid, as soon as I was lain down, took the candle away,
and wishing me a good night, went out of the room and shut the
door after her.

She had hardly time to get down-stairs before Mr. H--- open'd
my room-door softly, and came in, now undress'd in his night-gown
and cap, with two lighted wax candles, and bolting the door, gave
me, tho' I expected him, some sort of alarm. He came a tip-toe to
the bed-side, and said with a gentle whisper: "Pray, my dear, do
not be startled...I will be very tender and kind to you." He then
hurry'd off his cloaths, and leap'd into bed, having given me
openings enough, whilst he was stripping, to observe his brawny
structure, strong-made limbs, and rough shaggy breast.

The bed shook again when it receiv'd this new load. He lay on
the outside, where he kept the candles burning, no doubt for the
satisfaction of ev'ry sense; for as soon as he had kiss'd me, he
rolled down the bed-cloaths, and seemed transported with the view
of all my person at full length, which he cover'd with a
profusion of kisses, sparing no part of me. Then, being on his
knees between my legs, he drew up his shirt and bared all his
hairy thighs, and stiff staring truncheon, red-topt and rooted
into a thicket of curls, which covered his belly to the navel and
gave it the air of a flesh brush; and soon I felt it joining
close to mine, when he had drove the nail up to the head, and
left no partition but the intermediate hair on both sides.


I had it now, I felt it now, and, beginning to drive, he soon
gave nature such a powerful summons down to her favourite
quarters, that she could no longer refuse repairing thither; all
my animal spirits then rush'd mechanically to that center of
attraction, and presently, inly warmed, and stirr'd as I was
beyond bearing, I lost all restraint, and yielding to the force
of the emotion, gave down, as mere woman, those effusions of
pleasure, which, in the strictness of still faithful love, I
could have wished to have held up.

Yet oh! what an immense difference did I feel between this
impression of a pleasure merely animal, and struck out of the
collision of the sexes by a passive bodily effect, from that
sweet fury, that rage of active delight which crowns the
enjoyments of a mutual love-passion, where two hearts, tenderly
and truly united, club to exalt the joy, and give it a spirit and
soul that bids defiance to that end which mere momentary desires
generally terminate in, when they die of a surfeit of

Mr. H---, whom no distinctions of that sort seemed to disturb,
scarce gave himself or me breathing time from the last encounter,
but, as if he had task'd himself to prove that the appearances of
his vigour were not signs hung out in vain, in a few minutes he
was in a condition for renewing the onset; to which, preluding
with a storm of kisses, he drove the same course as before, with
unabated fervour; and thus, in repeated engagements, kept me
constantly in exercise till dawn of morning; in all which time he
made me fully sensible of the virtues of his firm texture of
limbs, his square shoulders, broad chest, compact hard muscles,
in short a system of manliness that might pass for no bad image
of our ancient sturdy barons, when they wielded the battle-ax:
whose race is now so thoroughly refin'd and frittered away into
the more delicate and modern-built frame of our pap-nerv'd
softlings, who are as pale, as pretty, and almost as masculine as
their sisters.

Mr. H---, content, however, with having the day break upon his
triumphs, delivered me up to the refreshment of a rest we both
wanted, and we soon dropped into a profound sleep.

Tho' he was some time awake before me, yet did he not offer to
disturb a repose he had given me so much occasion for; but on my
first stirring, which was not till past ten o'clock, I was
oblig'd to endure one more trial of his manhood.

About eleven, in came Mrs. Jones, with two basins of the
richest soup, which her experience in these matters had mov'd her
to prepare. I pass over the fulsome compliments, the cant of the
decent procuress, with which she saluted us both; but tho' my
blood rose at the sight of her, I supprest my emotions, and gave
all my concern to reflections on what would be the consequence of
this new engagement.

But Mr. H---, who penetrated my uneasiness, did not long
suffer me to languish under it. He acquainted me that, having
taken a solid sincere affection to me, he would begin by giving
me one leading mark of it by removing me out of a house which
must, for many reasons, be irksome and disagreeable to me, into
convenient lodgings, where he would take all imaginable care of
me; and desiring me not to have any explanations with my
landlady, or be impatient till he returned, he dress'd and went
out, having left me a purse with two and twenty guineas in it,
being all he had about him, as he expresst it, to keep my pocket
till further supplies.

As soon as he was gone, I felt the usual consequence of the
first launch into vice (for my love-attachment to Charles never
appear'd to me in that light). I was instantly borne away down
the stream, without making back to the shore. My dreadful
necessities, my gratitude, and above all, to say the plain truth,
the dissipation and diversion I began to find, in this new
acquaintance, from the black corroding thoughts my heart had been
a prey to ever since the absence of my dear Charles, concurr'd to
stun all contrary reflections. If I now thought of my first, my
only charmer, it was still with the tenderness and regret of the
fondest love, embitter'd with the consciousness that I was no
longer worthy of him. I could have begg'd my bread with him all
over the world, but wretch that I was, I had neither the virtue
nor courage requisite not to outlive my separation from him!

Yet, had not my heart been thus pre-ingaged, Mr. H--- might
probably have been the sole master of it; but the place was full,
and the force of conjunctures alone had made him the possessor of
my person; the charms of which had, by the bye, been his sole
object and passion, and were, of course, no foundation for a love
either very delicate or very durable.

He did not return till six in the evening to take me away to
my new lodgings; and my moveables being soon pack'd, and convey'd
into a hackney-coach, it cost me but little regret to take my
leave of a landlady whom I thought I had so much reason not to be
overpleas'd with; and as for her part, she made no other
difference to my staying or going, but what that of the profit

We soon got to the house appointed for me, which was that of a
plain tradesman who, on the score of interest, was entirely at
Mr. H---'s devotion, and who let him the first floor, very
genteelly furnish'd, for two guineas a week, of which I was
instated mistress, with a maid to attend me.

He stayed with me that evening, and we had a supper from a
neighbouring tavern, after which, and a gay glass or two, the
maid put me to bed. Mr. H--- soon follow'd, and notwithstanding
the fatigues of the preceding night, I found no quarter nor
remission from him: he piqued himself, as he told me, on doing
the honours of my new apartment.

The morning being pretty well advanc'd, we got to breakfast;
and the ice now broke, my heart, no longer engross'd by love,
began to take ease, and to please itself with such trifles as Mr.
H---'s liberal liking led him to make his court to the usual
vanity of our sex. Silks, laces, ear-rings, pearl-necklace, gold
watch, in short, all the trinkets and articles of dress were
lavishly heap'd upon me; the sense of which, if it did not create
returns of love, forc'd a kind of grateful fondness something
like love; a distinction it would be spoiling the pleasure of
nine tenths of the keepers in the town to make, and is, I
suppose, the very good reason why so few of them ever do make

I was now establish'd the kept mistress in form, well lodg'd,
with a very sufficient allowance, and lighted up with all the
lustre of dress.

Mr. H--- continu'd kind and tender to me; yet, with all this,
I was far from happy; for, besides my regret for my dear youth,
which, though often suspended or diverted, still return'd upon me
in certain melancholic moments with redoubled violences, I wanted
more society, more dissipation.

As to Mr. H---, he was so much my superior in every sense,
that I felt it too much to the disadvantage of the gratitude I
ow'd him. Thus he gain'd my esteem, though he could not raise my
taste; I was qualify'd for no sort of conversation with him
except one sort, and that is a satisfaction which leaves tiresome
intervals, if not fill'd up by love, or other amusements.

Mr. H---, so experienc'd, so learned in the ways of women,
numbers of whom had passed through his hands, doubtless soon
perceiv'd this uneasiness, and without approving or liking me the
better for it, had the complaisance to indulge me.

He made suppers at my lodgings, where he brought several
companions of his pleasures, with their mistresses; and by this
means I got into a circle of acquaintance that soon strip'd me of
all the remains of bashfulness and modesty which might be yet
left of my country education, and were, to a just taste, perhaps
the greatest of my charms.

We visited one another in form, and mimic'd, as near as we
could, all the miseries, the follies, and impertinences of the
women of quality, in the round of which they trifle away their
time, without its ever entering into their little heads that on
earth there cannot subsist any thing more silly, more flat, more
insipid and worthless, than, generally consider'd, their system
of life is: they ought to treat the men as their tyrants, indeed!
were they to condemn them to it.

But tho', amongst the kept mistresses (and I was now
acquainted with a good many, besides some useful matrons, who
live by their connexions with them), I hardly knew one that did
not perfectly detest her keeper, and, of course, made little or
no scruple of any infidelity she could safely accomplish, I had
still no notion of wronging mine; for, besides that no mark of
jealousy on his side induced in me the desire or gave me the
provocation to play him a trick of that sort, and that his
constant generosity, politeness, and tender attentions to please
me forc'd a regard to him, that without affecting my heart,
insur'd him my fidelity, no object had yet presented that could
overcome the habitual liking I had contracted for him; and I was
on the eve of obtaining, from the movements of his own voluntary
generosity, a modest provision for life, when an accident
happen'd which broke all the measures he had resolv'd upon in my

I had now liv'd near seven months with Mr. H---, when one day
returning to my lodgings from a visit in the neighbourhood, where
I us'd to stay longer, I found the street door open, and the maid
of the house standing at it, talking with some of her
acquaintances, so that I came in without knocking; and, as I
passed by, she told me Mr. H--- was above. I stept up-stairs into
my own bed-chamber, with no other thought than of pulling off my
hat, etc., and then to wait upon him in the dining room, into
which my bed-chamber had a door, as is common enough. Whilst I
was untying my hat-strings, I fancied I heard my maid Hannah's
voice and a sort of tussle, which raising my curiosity, I stole
softly to the door, where a knot in the wood had been slipt out
and afforded a very commanding peep-hole to the scene then in
agitation, the actors of which had been too earnestly employ'd to
hear my opening my own door, from the landing-place of the
stairs, into my bed-chamber.

The first sight that struck me was Mr. H--- pulling and
hauling this coarse country strammel towards a couch that stood
in a corner of the dining room; to which the girl made only a
sort of awkward boidening resistance, crying out so loud, that I,
who listened at the door, could scarce hear her: "Pray sir, don't
...let me alone...I am not for your turn...You cannot, sure,
demean yourself with such a poor body as I...Lord! Sir, my
mistress may come home...I must not indeed...I will cry out..."
All of which did not hinder her from insensibly suffering herself
to be brought to the foot of the couch, upon which a push of no
mighty violence serv'd to give her a very easy fall, and my
gentleman having got up his hands to the strong-hold of her
VIRTUE, she, no doubt, thought it was time to give up the
argument, and that all further defense would be in vain: and he,
throwing her petticoats over her face, which was now as red as
scarlet, discover'd a pair of stout, plump, substantial thighs,
and tolerably white; he mounted them round his hips, and coming
out with his drawn weapon, stuck it in the cloven spot, where he
seem'd to find a less difficult entrance than perhaps he had
flatter'd himself with (for, by the way, this blouze had left her
place in the country, for a bastard), and, indeed, all his
motions shew'd he was lodg'd pretty much at large. After he had
done, his DEAREE gets up, drops her petticoats down, and smooths
her apron and handkerchief. Mr. H--- look'd a little silly, and
taking out some money, gave it her, with an air indifferent
enough, bidding her be a good girl, and say nothing.

Had I lov'd this man, it was not in nature for me to have had
patience to see the whole scene through: I should have broke in
and play'd the jealous princess with a vengeance. But that was
not the case, my pride alone was hurt, my heart not, and I could
easier win upon myself to see how far he would go, till I had no
uncertainty upon my conscience.

The least delicate of all affairs of this sort being now over,
I retir'd softly into my closet, where I began to consider what I
should do. My first scheme, naturally, was to rush in and upbraid
them; this, indeed, flatter'd my present emotions and vexations,
as it would have given immediate vent to them; but, on second
thoughts, not being so clear as to the consequences to be
apprehended from such a step, I began to doubt whether it was not
better to dissemble my discovery till a safer season, when Mr. H
...should have perfected the settlement he had made overtures to
me of, and which I was not to think such a violent explanation,
as I was indeed not equal to the management of, could possibly
forward, and might destroy. On the other hand, the provocation
seem'd too gross, too flagrant, not to give me some thoughts of
revenge; the very start of which idea restor'd me to perfect
composure; and delighted as I was with the confus'd plan of it in
my head, I was easily mistress enough of myself to support the
part of ignorance I had prescrib'd to myself; and as all this
circle of reflections was instantly over, I stole a tip-toe to
the passage door, and opening it with a noise, pass'd for having
that moment come home; and after a short pause, as if to pull off
my things, I opened the door into the dining room, where I found
the dowdy blowing the fire, and my faithful shepherd walking
about the room and whistling, as cool and unconcern'd as if
nothing had happened. I think, however, he had not much to brag
of having out-dissembled me: for I kept up, nobly, the character
of our sex for art, and went up to him with the same air of
frankness as I had ever receiv'd him. He stayed but a little
while, made some excuse for not being able to stay the evening
with me, and went out.

As for the wench, she was now spoil'd, at least for my
servant; and scarce eight and forty hours were gone round, before
her insolence, on what had pass'd between Mr. H--- and her, gave
me so fair an occasion to turn her away, at a minute's warning,
that not to have done it would have been the wonder: so that he
could neither disapprove it nor find in it the least reason to
suspect my original motive. What became of her afterwards, I know
not; but generous as Mr. H--- was, he undoubtedly made her
amends: though, I dare answer, that he kept up no farther
commerce with her of that sort; as his stooping to such a coarse
morsel was only a sudden sally of lust, on seeing a
wholesome-looking, buxom country-wench, and no more strange than
hunger, or even a whimsical appetite's making a fling meal of
neck-beef, for change of diet.

Had I consider'd this escapade of Mr. H--- in no more than
that light and contented myself with turning away the wench, I
had thought and acted right; but, flush'd as I was with imaginary
wrongs, I should have held Mr. H--- to have been cheaply off, if
I had not push'd my revenge farther, and repaid him, as exactly
as I could for the soul of me, in the same coin.

Nor was this worthy act of justice long delay'd: I had it too
much at heart. Mr. H--- had, about a fortnight before, taken into
his service a tenant's son, just come out of the country, a very
handsome young lad scarce turn'd of nineteen, fresh as a rose,
well shap'd and clever limb'd: in short, a very good excuse for
any woman's liking, even tho' revenge had been out of the
question; any woman, I say, who was disprejudic'd, and had wit
and spirit enough to prefer a point of pleasure to a point of

Mr. H--- had clap'd a livery upon him; and his chief employ
was, after being shewn my lodgings, to bring and carry letters or
messages between his master and me; and as the situation of all
kept ladies is not the fittest to inspire respect, even to the
meanest of mankind, and, perhaps, less of it from the most
ignorant, I could not help observing that this lad, who was, I
suppose, acquainted with my relation to his master by his
fellow-servants, used to eye me in that bashful confus'd way,
more expressive, more moving and readier catch'd at by our sex,
than any other declarations whatever: my figure had, it seems,
struck him, and modest and innocent as he was, he did not himself
know that the pleasure he took in looking at me was love, or
desire; but his eyes, naturally wanton, and now enflam'd with
passion, spoke a great deal more than he durst have imagin'd they
did. Hitherto, indeed, I had only taken notice of the comeliness
of the youth, but without the least design: my pride alone would
have guarded me from a thought that way, had not Mr. H--- 's
condescension with my maid, where there was not half the
temptation in point of person, set me a dangerous example; but
now I began to look on this stripling as every way a delicious
instrument of my design'd retaliation upon Mr. H--- of an
obligation for which I should have made a conscience to die in
his debt.

In order then to pave the way for the accomplishment of my
scheme, for two or three times that the young fellow came to me
with messages, I manag'd so, as without affectation to have him
admitted to my bed-side, or brought to me at my toilet, where I
was dressing; and by carelessly shewing or letting him see, as if
without meaning or design, sometimes my bosom rather more bare
than it should be; sometimes my hair, of which I had a very fine
head, in the natural flow of it while combing; sometimes a neat
leg, that had unfortunately slipt its garter, which I made no
scruple of tying before him, easily gave him the impressions
favourable to my purpose, which I could perceive to sparkle in
his eyes, and glow in his cheeks: then certain slight squeezes by
the hand, as I took letters from him, did his business

When I saw him thus mov'd, and fired for my purpose, I
inflam'd him yet more, by asking him several leading questions,
such as had he a mistress?...was she prettier than me?...could
he love such a one as I was?...and the like; to all which the
blushing simpleton answer'd to my wish, in a strain of perfect
nature, perfect undebauch'd innocence, but with all the
awkwardness and simplicity of country breeding.

When I thought I had sufficiently ripen'd him for the laudable
point I had in view, one day that I expected him at a particular
hour, I took care to have the coast clear for the reception I
design'd him; and, as I laid it, he came to the dining-room door,
tapped at it, and, on my bidding him come in, he did so, and shut
the door after him. I desir'd him, then, to bolt it on the
inside, pretending it would not otherwise keep shut.

I was then lying at length upon that very couch, the scene of
Mr. H---'s polite joys, in an undress which was with all the art
of negligence flowing loose, and in a most tempting disorder: no
stay, no incumbrance whatever. On the other hand, he
stood at a little distance, that gave me a full view of a fine
featur'd, shapely, healthy country lad, breathing the sweets of
fresh blooming youth; his hair, which was of a perfect shining
black, play'd to his face in natural side-curls, and was set out
with a smart tuck-up behind; new buckskin breeches, that,
clipping close, shew'd the shape of a plump, well made thigh;
white stockings, garter-lac'd livery, shoulder knot, altogether
compos'd a figure in which the beauties of pure flesh and blood
appeared under no disgrace form the lowness of a dress, to which
a certain spruce neatness seems peculiarly fitted.

I bid him come towards me and give me his letter, at the same
time throwing down, carelessly, a book I had in my hands. He
colour'd, and came within reach of delivering me the letter,
which he held out, awkwardly enough, for me to take, with his
eyes riveted on my bosom, which was, through the design'd
disorder of my handkerchief, sufficiently bare, and rather shaded
than hid.

I, smiling in his face, took the letter, and immediately
catching gently hold of his shirt sleeve, drew him towards me,
blushing, and almost trembling; for surely his extreme
bashfulness, and utter inexperience, call'd for, at least, all
the advances to encourage him: his body was now conveniently
inclin'd towards me, and just softly chucking his smooth
beardless chin, I asked him if he was afraid of a lady?..., and,
with that took, and carrying his hand to my breasts, I prest it
tenderly to them. They were now finely furnish'd, and rais'd in
flesh, so that, panting with desire, they rose and fell, in quick
heaves, under his touch: at this, the boy's eyes began to lighten
with all the fires of inflam'd nature, and his cheeks flush'd
with a deep scarlet: tongue-tied with joy, rapture, and
bashfulness, he could not speak, but then his looks, his emotion,
sufficiently satisfy'd me that my train had taken, and that I had
no disappointment to fear.

My lips, which I threw in his way, so as that he could not
escape kissing them, fix'd, fired, and embolden'd him: and now,
glancing my eyes towards that part of his dress which cover'd the
essential object of enjoyment, I plainly discover'd the swell and
commotion there; and as I was now too far advanc'd to stop in so
fair a way, and was indeed no longer able to contain myself, or
wait the slower progress of his maiden bashfulness (for such it
seem'd, and really was), I stole my hand upon his thighs, down
one of which I could both see and feel a stiff hard body,
confin'd by his breeches, that my fingers could discover no end
to. Curious then, and eager to unfold so alarming a mystery,
playing, as it were, with his buttons, which were bursting ripe
from the active force within, those of his waistband and
fore-flap flew open at a touch, when out IT started; and now,
disengag'd from the shirt, I saw, with wonder and surprise, what?
not the play-thing of a boy, not the weapon of a man, but a
maypole of so enormous a standard, that had proportions been
observ'd, it must have belong'd to a young giant. Its prodigious
size made me shrink again; yet I could not, without pleasure,
behold, and even ventur'd to feel, such a length, such a breadth
of animated ivory! perfectly well turn'd and fashion'd, the proud
stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and
velvet softness might vie with that of the most delicate of our
sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a
sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty
sprigs of which the fair skin shew'd as in a fine evening you may
have remark'd the clear light ether through the branchwork of
distant trees over-topping the summit of a hill: then the broad
and blueish-casted incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of
its veins, altogether compos'd the most striking assemblage of
figure and colours in nature. In short, it stood an object of
terror and delight.

But what was yet more surprising, the owner of this natural
curiosity, through the want of occasions in the strictness of his
home-breeding, and the little time he had been in town not having
afforded him one, was hitherto an absolute stranger, in practice
at least, to the use of all that manhood he was so nobly stock'd
with; and it now fell to my lot to stand his first trial of it,
if I could resolve to run the risks of its disproportion to that
tender part of me, which such an oversiz'd machine was very fit
to lay in ruins.

But it was now of the latest to deliberate; for, by this time,
the young fellow, overheated with the present objects, and too
high mettled to be longer curb'd in by that modesty and awe which
had hitherto restrain'd him, ventur'd, under the stronger impulse
and instructive promptership of nature alone, to slip his hands,
trembling with eager impetuous desires, under my petticoats; and
seeing, I suppose, nothing extremely severe in my looks to stop
or dash him, he feels out, and seizes, gently, the center-spot of
his ardours. Oh then! the fiery touch of his fingers determines
me, and my fears melting away before the glowing intolerable
heat, my thighs disclose of themselves, and yield all liberty to
his hand: and now, a favourable movement giving my petticoats a
toss, the avenue lay too fair, too open to be miss'd. He is now
upon me: I had placed myself with a jet under him, as commodious
and open as possible to his attempts, which were untoward enough,
for his machine, meeting with no inlet, bore and batter'd stiffly
against me in random pushes, now above, now below, now beside his
point; till, burning with impatience from its irritating touches,
I guided gently, with my hand, this furious engine to where my
young novice was now to be taught his first lesson of pleasure.
Thus he nick'd, at length, the warm and insufficient orifice; but
he was made to find no breach impracticable, and mine, tho' so
often enter'd, was still far from wide enough to take him easily

By my direction, however, the head of his unwieldy machine was
so critically pointed that, feeling him foreright against the
tender opening, a favourable motion from me met his timely
thrust, by which the lips of it, strenuously dilated, gave way to
his thus assisted impetuosity, so that we might both feel that he
had gain'd a lodgement. Pursuing then his point, he soon, by
violent, and, to me, most painful piercing thrusts, wedges
himself at length so far in, as to be now tolerably secure of his
entrance: here he stuck, and I now felt such a mixture of
pleasure and pain, as there is no giving a definition of. I
dreaded alike his splitting me farther up, or his withdrawing; I
could not bear either to keep or part with him. The sense of pain
however prevailing, from his prodigious size and stiffness,
acting upon me in those continued rapid thrusts, with which he
furiously pursu'd his penetration, made me cry out gently: "Oh!
my dear, you hurt me!" This was enough to check the tender
respectful boy even in his midcareer; and he immediately drew out
the sweet cause of my complaint, whilst his eyes eloquently
express'd, at once, his grief for hurting me, and his reluctance
at dislodging from quarters of which the warmth and closeness had
given him a gust of pleasure that he was now desire-mad to
satisfy, and yet too much a novice not to be afraid of my
withholding his relief, on account of the pain he had put me

But I was, myself, far from being pleas'd with his having too
much regarded my tender exclaims; for now, more and more fired
with the object before me, as it still stood with the fiercest
erection, unbonnetted, and displaying its broad vermilion head, I
first gave the youth a re-encouraging kiss, which he repaid me
with a fervour that seem'd at once to thank me, and bribe my
farther compliance; and soon replac'd myself in a posture to
receive, at all risks, the renew'd invasion, which he did not
delay an instant: for, being presently remounted, I once more
felt the smooth hard gristle forcing an entrance, which he
achiev'd rather easier than before. Pain'd, however, as I was,
with his efforts of gaining a complete admission, which he was so
regardful as to manage by gentle degrees, I took care not to
complain. In the meantime, the soft strait passage gradually
loosens, yields, and, stretch'd to its utmost bearing, by the
stiff, thick, indriven engine, sensible, at once, to the
ravishing pleasure of the feel and the pain of the distension,
let him in about half way, when all the most nervous activity he
now exerted, to further his penetration, gain'd him not an inch
of his purpose: for, whilst he hesitated there, the crisis of
pleasure overtook him, and the close compressure of the warm
surrounding fold drew from him the extatic gush, even before mine
was ready to meet it, kept up by the pain I had endur'd in the
course of the engagement, from the insufferable size of his
weapon, tho' it was not as yet in above half its length.

I expected then, but without wishing it, that he would draw,
but was pleasantly disappointed: for he was not to be let off so.
The well breath'd youth, hot-mettled, and flush with genial
juices, was now fairly in for making me know my driver. As soon,
then, as he had made a short pause, waking, as it were, out of
the trance of pleasure (in which every sense seem'd lost for a
while, whilst, with his eyes shut, and short quick breathing, he
had yielded down his maiden tribute), he still kept his post, yet
unsated with enjoyment, and solacing in these so new delights;
till his stiffness, which had scarce perceptibly remitted, being
thoroughly recovered to him, who had not once unsheath'd, he
proceeded afresh to cleave and open to himself an entire entry
into me, which was not a little made easy to him by the balsamic
injection with which he had just plentifully moisten'd the whole
internals of the passage. Redoubling, then, the active energy of
his thrusts, favoured by the fervid appetite of my motions, the
soft oiled wards can no longer stand so effectual a picklock, but
yield, and open him an entrance. And now, with conspiring nature,
and my industry, strong to aid him, he pierces, penetrates, and
at length, winning his way inch by inch, gets entirely in, and
finally mighty thrust sheaths it up to the guard; on the
information of which, from the close jointure of our bodies
(insomuch that the hair on both sides perfectly interweav'd and
incircl'd together), the eyes of the transported youth sparkl'd
with more joyous fires, and all his looks and motions
acknowledged excess of pleasure, which I now began to share, for
I felt him in my very vitals! I was quite sick with delight!
stir'd beyond bearing with its furious agitations within me, and
gorged and cramm'd, even to surfeit. Thus I lay gasping, panting
under him, till his broken breathings, faltering accents, eyes
twinkling with humid fires, lunges more furious, and an increased
stiffness, gave me to hail the approaches of the second period:
it came...and the sweet youth, overpower'd with the extasy, died
away in my arms, melting in a flood that shot in genial warmth
into the innermost recesses of my body; every conduit of which,
dedicated to that pleasure, was on flow to mix with it. Thus we
continued for some instants, lost, breathless, senseless of every
thing, and in every part but those favourite ones of nature, in
which all that we enjoyed of life and sensation was now totally

When our mutual trance was a little over, and the young fellow
had withdrawn that delicious stretcher, with which he had most
plentifully drowned all thoughts of revenge in the sense of
actual pleasure, the widen'd wounded passage refunded a stream of
pearly liquids, which flowed down my thighs, mixed with streaks
of blood, the marks of the ravage of that monstrous machine of
his, which had now triumph'd over a kind of second maidenhead. I
stole, however, my handkerchief to those parts, and wip'd them as
dry as I could, whilst he was re-adjusting and buttoning up.

I made him now sit down by me, and as he had gather'd courage
from such extreme intimacy, he gave me an aftercourse of
pleasure, in a natural burst of tender gratitude and joy, at the
new scenes of bliss I had opened to him: scenes positively new,
as he had never before had the least acquaintance with that
mysterious mark, the cloven stamp of female distinction, tho'
nobody better qualify'd than he to penetrate into its deepest
recesses, or do it nobler justice. But when, by certain motions,
certain unquietnesses of his hands, that wandered not without
design, I found he languish'd for satisfying a curiosity, natural
enough, to view and handle those parts which attract and
concentre the warmest force of imagination, charmed as I was to
have any occasion of obliging and humouring his young desires, I
suffer'd him to proceed as he pleased, without check or control,
to the satisfaction of them.

Easily, then, reading in my eyes the full permission of myself
to all his wishes, he scarce pleased himself more than me when,
having insinuated his hand under my petticoat and shift, he
presently removed those bars to the sight by slyly lifting them
upwards, under favour of a thousand kisses, which he thought,
perhaps, necessary to divert my attention from what he was about.
All my drapery being now roll'd up to my waist, I threw myself
into such a posture upon the couch, as gave up to him, in full
view, the whole region of delight, and all the luxurious
landscape round it. The transported youth devour'd every thing
with his eyes, and try'd, with his fingers, to lay more open to
his sight the secrets of that dark and delicious deep: he opens
the folding lips, the softness of which, yielding entry to any
thing of a hard body, close round it, and oppose the sight: and
feeling further, meets with, and wonders at, a soft fleshy
excrescence, which, limber and relaxed after the late enjoyment,
now grew, under the touch and examination of his fiery fingers,
more and more stiff and considerable, till the titillating
ardours of that so sensible part made me sigh, as if he had hurt
me; on which he withdrew his curious probing fingers, asking me
pardon, as it were, in a kiss that rather increased the flame

Novelty ever makes the strongest impressions, and in
pleasures, especially; no wonder, then, that he was swallowed up
in raptures of admiration of things so interesting by their
nature, and now seen and handled for the first time. On my part,
I was richly overpaid for the pleasure I gave him, in that of
examining the power of those objects thus abandon'd to him, naked
and free to his loosest wish, over the artless, natural
stripling: his eyes streaming fire, his cheeks glowing with a
florid red, his fervid frequent sighs, whilst his hands
convulsively squeez'd, opened, pressed together again the lips
and sides of that deep flesh wound, or gently twitched the
overgrowing moss; and all proclaimed the excess, the riot of
joys, in having his wantonness thus humour'd. But he did not long
abuse my patience, for the objects before him had now put him by
all his, and, coming out with that formidable machine of his, he
lets the fury loose, and pointing it directly to the pouting-lipt
mouth, that bid him sweet defiance in dumb-shew, squeezes in the
head, and, driving with refreshed rage, breaks in, and plugs up
the whole passage of that soft pleasure-conduit, where he makes
all shake again, and put, once more, all within me into such an
uproar, as nothing could still but a fresh inundation from the
very engine of those flames, as well as from all the springs with
which nature floats that reservoir of joy, when risen to its

I was now so bruised, so batter'd, so spent with this
over-match, that I could hardly stir, or raise myself, but lay
palpitating, till the ferment of my sense subsiding by degrees,
and the hour striking at which I was oblig'd to dispatch my young
man, I tenderly advised him of the necessity there was for
parting; which I felt as much displeasure at as he could do, who
seemed eagerly disposed to keep the field, and to enter on a
fresh action. But the danger was too great, and after some hearty
kisses of leave, and recommendations of secrecy and discretion, I
forc'd myself to send him away, not without assurances of seeing
him again, to the same purpose, as soon as possible, and thrust a
guinea into his hands: not more, lest, being too flush of money,
a suspicion or discovery might arise from thence, having every
thing to fear from the dangerous indiscretion of that age in
which young fellows would be too irresistible, too charming, if
we had not that terrible fault to guard against.

Giddy and intoxicated as I was with such satiating draughts of
pleasure, I still lay on the couch, supinely stretched out, in a
delicious languor diffus'd over all my limbs, hugging myself for
being thus revenged to my heart's content, and that in a manner
so precisely alike, and on the identical spot in which I had
received the supposed injury. No reflections on the consequences
ever once perplex'd me, nor did I make myself one single reproach
for having, by this step, completely entered myself of a
profession more decry'd than disused. I should have held it
ingratitude to the pleasure I had received to have repented of
it; and since I was now over the bar, I thought, by plunging over
head and ears into the stream I was hurried away by, to drown all
sense of shame or reflection.

Whilst I was thus making these laudable dispositions, and
whispering to myself a kind of tacit vow of incontinency, enters
Mr. H--- The consciousness of what I had been doing deepen'd yet
the glowing of my cheeks, flushed with the warmth of the late
action, which, joined to the piquant air of my dishabille, drew
from Mr. H--- a compliment on my looks, which he was proceeding
to back the sincerity of with proofs, and that with so brisk an
action as made me tremble for fear of a discovery from the
condition of those parts were left in from their late severe
handling: the orifice dilated and inflamed, the lips swollen with
their uncommon distension, the ringlets press down, crushed and
uncurl'd with the over-flowing moisture that had wet every thing
round it; in short, the different feel and state of things would
hardly have passed upon one of Mr. H---'s nicety and experience
unaccounted for but by the real cause. But here the woman saved
me: I pretended a violent disorder of my head, and a feverish
heat, that indisposed me too much to receive his embraces. He
gave in to this, and good-naturedly desisted. Soon after, an old
lady coming in made a third, very a-propos for the confusion I
was in, and Mr. H---, after bidding me take care of myself, and
recommending me to my repose, left me much at ease and reliev'd
by his absence.

In the close of the evening, I took care to have prepar'd for
me a warm bath of aromatick and sweet herbs; in which having
fully laved and solaced myself, I came out voluptuously refresh'd
in body and spirit.

The next morning, waking pretty early, after a night's perfect
rest and composure, it was not without some dread and uneasiness
that I thought of what innovation that tender, soft system of
mine might have sustained from the shock of a machine so sized
for its destruction.

Struck with this apprehension, I scarce dared to carry my hand
thither, to inform myself of the state and posture of things.

But I was soon agreeably cur'd of my fears.

The silky hair that covered round the borders, now smooth'd
and re-pruned, had resumed its wonted curl and trimness; the
fleshy pouting lips that had stood the brunt of the engagement,
were no longer swollen or moisturedrenched; and neither they, nor
the passage into which they opened, that suffered so great a
dilatation, betray'd any the least alteration, outward or
inwardly, to the most curious research, notwithstanding also the
laxity that naturally follows the warm bath.

This continuation of that grateful stricture which is in us,
to the men, the very jet of their pleasure, I ow'd, it seems, to
a happy habit of body, juicy, plump and furnished towards the
texture of those parts, with a fullness of soft springy flesh,
that yielding sufficiently, as it does, to almost any distension
soon recovers itself so as to retighten that strict compression
of its mantlings and folds, which form the sides of the passage,
wherewith it so tenderly embraces and closely clips any foreign
body introduc'd into it, such as my exploring finger then

Finding then every thing in due tone and order, I remember'd
my fears, only to make a jest of them to myself. and now,
palpably mistress of nay size of man, and triumphing in my double
achievement of pleasure and revenge, I abandon'd myself entirely
to the ideas of all the delight I had swam in. I lay stretching
out, glowingly alive all over, and tossing with burning
impatience for the renewal of joys that had sinned but in a sweet
excess; now did I loose my longing, for about ten in the morning,
according to expectation, Will, my new humble sweetheart, came
with a message from his master, Mr. H---, to know how I did. I
had taken care to send my maid on an errand into the city, that I
was sure would take up time enough; and, from the people of the
house, I had nothing to fear, as they were plain good sorts of
folks, and wise enough to mind no more other people's business
than they could well help.

All dispositions then made, not forgetting that of lying in
bed to receive him, when he was entered the door of my
bed-chamber, a latch, that I governed by a wire, descended and
secur'd it.

I could not but observe that my young minion was as much
spruced out as could be expected from one in his condition: a
desire of pleasing that could not be indifferent to me, since it
prov'd that I pleased him; which, I assure you, was now a point I
was not above having in view.

His hair trimly dressed, clean linen, and, above all, a hale,
ruddy, wholesome country look, made him out as pretty a piece of
woman's meat as you could see, and I should have thought nay one
much out of taste that could not have made a hearty meal of such
a morsel as nature seemed to have design'd for the highest diet
of pleasure.


And why should I here suppress the delight I received from
this amiable creature, in remarking each artless look, each
motion of pure undissembled nature, betrayed by his wanton eyes;
or shewing, transparently, the glow and suffusion of blood
through his fresh, clear skin, whilst even his sturdy rustic
pressures wanted not their peculiar charm? Oh! but, say you, this
was a young fellow of too low a rank of life to deserve so great
a display. May be so: but was my condition, strictly consider'd
one jot more exalted? or, had I really been much above him, did
not his capacity of giving such exquisite pleasure sufficiently
raise and ennoble him, to me, at least? Let who would, for me,
cherish, respect, and reward the painter's, the statuary's, the
musician's arts, in proportion to delight taken in them: but at
my age, and with my taste for pleasure, a taste strongly
constitutional to me, the talent of pleasing, with which nature
has endowed a handsome person, form'd to me the greatest of all
merits; compared to which, the vulgar prejudices in favour of
titles, dignities, honours, and the like, held a very low rank
indeed. Nor perhaps would the beauties of the body be so much
affected to be held cheap, were they, in their nature, to be
bought and delivered. But for me, whose natural philosophy all
resided in the favourite center of sense, and who was rul'd by
its powerful instinct in taking pleasure by its right handle, I
could scarce have made a choice more to my purpose.

Mr. H---'s loftier qualifications of birth, fortune and sense
laid me under a sort of subjection and constraint that were far
from making harmony in the concert of love, nor had he, perhaps,
thought me worth softening that superiority to; but, with this
lad, I was more on that level which love delights in.

We may say what we please, but those we can be the easiest and
freest with are ever those we like, not to say love, the

With this stripling, all whose art of love was the action of
it, I could, without check of awe or restraint, give a loose to
joy, and execute every scheme of dalliance my fond fancy might
put me on, in which he was, in every sense, a most exquisite
companion. And now my great pleasure lay in humouring all the
petulances, all the wanton frolic of a raw novice just fleshed,
and keen on the burning scent of his game, but unbroken to the
sport: and, to carry on the figure, who could better TREAD THE
WOOD than he, or stand fairer for the HEART OF THE HUNT?

He advanc'd then to my bed-side, and whilst he faltered out
his message, I could observe his colour rise, and his eyes
lighten with joy, in seeing me in a situation as favourable to
his loosest wishes as if he had bespoke the play.

I smiled, and put out my hand towards him, which he kneeled
down to (a politeness taught him by love alone, that great master
of it) and greedily kiss'd. After exchanging a few confused
questions and answers, I ask'd him if he would come to bed to me,
for the little time I could venture to detain him. This was just
asking a person, dying with hunger, to feast upon the dish on
earth the most to his palate. Accordingly, without further
reflection, his cloaths were off in an instant; when, blushing
still more at his new liberty, he got under the bed-cloaths I
held up to receive him, and was now in bed with a woman for the
first time in his life.

Here began the usual tender preliminaries, as delicious,
perhaps, as the crowning act of enjoyment itself; which they
often beget an impatience of, that makes pleasure destructive of
itself, by hurrying on the final period, and closing that scene
of bliss, in which the actors are generally too well pleas'd with
their parts not to wish them an eternity of duration.

When we had sufficiently graduated our advances towards the
main point, by toying, kissing, clipping, feeling my breasts, now
round and plump, feeling that part of me I might call a
furnace-mouth, from the prodigious intense heat his fiery touches
had rekindled there, my young sportsman, embolden'd by every
freedom he could wish, wantonly takes my hand, and carries it to
that enormous machine of his, that stood with a stiffness! a
hardness! an upward bent of erection ! and which, together with
its bottom dependence, the inestimable bulge of lady's jewels,
formed a grand show out of goods indeed! Then its dimensions,
mocking either grasp or span, almost renew'd my terrors.

I could not conceive how, or by what means I could take, or
put such a bulk out of sight. I stroked it gently, on which the
mutinous rogue seemed to swell, and gather a new degree of
fierceness and insolence; so that finding it grew not to be
trifled with any longer, I prepar'd for rubbers in good

Slipping then a pillow under me, that I might give him the
fairest play, I guided officiously with my hand this furious
battering ram, whose ruby head, presenting nearest the
resemblance of a heart, I applied to its proper mark, which lay
as finely elevated as we could wish; my hips being borne up, and
my thighs at their utmost extension, the gleamy warmth that shot
from it made him feel that he was at the mouth of the indraught,
and driving foreright, the powerfully divided lips of that
pleasure-thirsty channel receiv'd him. He hesitated a little;
then, settled well in the passage, he makes his way up the
straits of it, with a difficulty nothing more than pleasing,
widening as he went, so as to distend and smooth each soft
furrow: our pleasure increasing deliciously, in proportion as our
points of mutual touch increas'd in that so vital part of me in
which I had now taken him, all indriven, and completely sheathed;
and which, crammed as it was, stretched, splitting ripe, gave it
so gratefully strait an accommodation ! so strict a fold! a
suction so fierce! that gave and took unutterable delight. We had
now reach'd the closest point of union; but when he backened to
come on the fiercer, as if I had been actuated by a fear of
losing him, in the height of my fury I twisted my legs round his
naked loins, the flesh of which, so firm, so springy to the
touch, quiver'd again under the pressure; and now I had him every
way encircled and begirt; and having drawn him home to me, I kept
him fast there, as if I had sought to unite bodies with him at
that point. This bred a pause of action, a pleasure stop, whilst
that delicate glutton, my nethermouth, as full as it could hold,
kept palating, with exquisite relish, the morsel that so
deliciously ingorged it. But nature could not long endure a
pleasure that so highly provoked without satisfying it: pursuing
then its darling end, the battery recommenc'd with redoubled
exertion; nor lay I inactive on my side, but encountering him
with all the impetuosity of motion but encountering him with all
the impetuosity of motion I was mistress of. The downy cloth of
our meeting mounts was now of real use to break the violence of
the tilt; and soon, too soon indeed! the highwrought agitation,
the sweet urgency of this to-and-fro friction, raised the
titillation on me to its height; so that finding myself on the
point of going, and loath to leave the tender partner of my joys
behind me, I employed all the forwarding motions and arts my
experience suggested to me, to promote his keeping me company to
our journey's end. I not only then tighten'd the pleasure-girth
round my restless inmate by a secret spring of friction and
compression that obeys the will in those parts, but stole my hand
softly to that store bag of nature's prime sweets, which is so
pleasingly attach'd to its conduit pipe, from which we receive
them; there feeling, and most gently indeed, squeezing those
tender globular reservoirs; the magic touch took instant effect,
quicken'd, and brought on upon the spur the symptoms of that
sweet agony, the melting moment of dissolution, when pleasure
dies by pleasure, and the mysterious engine of it overcomes the
titillation it has rais'd in those parts, by plying them with the
stream of a warm liquid that is itself the highest of all
titillations, and which they thirstily express and draw in like
the hotnatured leach, which to cool itself, tenaciously attracts
all the moisture within its sphere of exsuction. Chiming then to
me, with exquisite consent, as I melted away, his oily balsamic
injection, mixing deliciously with the sluices in flow from me,
sheath'd and blunted all the stings of pleasure, it flung us into
an extasy that extended us fainting, breathless, entranced. Thus
we lay, whilst a voluptuous languor possest, and still maintain'd
us motionless and fast locked in one another's arms. Alas! that
these delights should be no longer-lived! for now the point of
pleasure, unedged by enjoyment, and all the brisk sensations
flatten'd upon us, resigned us up to the cool cares of insipid
life. Disengaging myself then from his embrace, I made him
sensible of the reasons there were for his present leaving me; on
which, though reluctantly, he put on his cloaths with as little
expedition, however, as he could help, wantonly interrupting
himself, between whiles, with kisses, touches and embraces I
could not refuse myself to. Yet he happily return'd to his master
before he was missed; but, at taking leave, I forc'd him (for he
had sentiments enough to refuse it) to receive money enough to
buy a silver watch, that great article of subaltern finery, which
he at length accepted of, as a remembrance he was carefully to
preserve of my affections.

And here, Madam, I ought, perhaps, to make you an apology for
this minute detail of things, that dwelt so strongly upon my
memory, after so deep an impression: but, besides that this
intrigue bred one great revolution in my life, which historical
truth requires I should not sink from you, may I not presume that
so exalted a pleasure ought not to be ungratefully forgotten, or
suppress'd by me, because I found it in a character in low life;
where, by the bye, it is oftener met with, purer, and more
unsophisticate, that among the false, ridiculous refinements with
which the great suffer themselves to be so grossly cheated by
their pride: the great! than whom there exist few amongst those
they call the vulgar, who are more ignorant of, or who cultivate
less, the art of living than they do; they, I say, who for ever
mistake things the most foreign of the nature of pleasure itself;
whose capital favourite object is enjoyment of beauty, wherever
that rare invaluable gift is found, without distinction of birth,
or station.

As love never had, so now revenge had no longer any share in
my commerce with this handsome youth. The sole pleasures of
enjoyment were now the link I held to him by: for though nature
had done such great matters for him in his outward form, and
especially in that superb piece of furniture she had so liberally
enrich'd him with; though he was thus qualify'd to give the
senses their richest feast, still there was something more
wanting to create in me, and constitute the passion of love. Yet
Will had very good qualities too; gentle, tractable, and, above
all, grateful; close, and secret, even to a fault: he spoke, at
any time, very little, but made it up emphatically with action;
and, to do him justice, he never gave me the least reason to
complain, either of any tendency to encroach upon me for the
liberties I allow'd him, or of his indiscretion in blabbing them.
There is, then, a fatality in love, or have loved him I must; for
he was really a treasure, a bit for the BONNE BOUCHE of a
duchess; and, to say the truth, my liking for him was so extreme,
that it was distinguishing very nicely to deny that I loved

My happiness, however, with him did not last long, but found
an end from my own imprudent neglect. After having taken even
superfluous precautions against a discovery, our success in
repeated meetings embolden'd me to omit the barely necessary
ones. About a month after our first intercourse, one fatal
morning (the season Mr. H--- rarely or never visited me in) I was
in my closet, where my toilet stood, in nothing but my shift, a
bed gown and under-petticoat. Will was with me, and both ever too
well disposed to baulk an opportunity. For my part, a warm whim,
a wanton toy had just taken me, and I had challeng'd my man to
execute it on the spot, who hesitated not to comply with my
humour: I was set in the arm-chair, my shift and petticoat up, my
thighs wide spread and mounted over the arms of the chair,
presenting the fairest mark to Will's drawn weapon, which he
stood in act to plunge into me; when, having neglected to secure
the chamber door, and that of the closet standing a-jar, Mr. H---
stole in upon us before either of us was aware, and saw us
precisely in these convicting attitudes.

I gave a great scream, and drop'd my petticoat: the
thunder-struck lad stood trembling and pale, waiting his sentence
of death. Mr. H--- looked sometimes at one, sometimes at the
other, with a mixture of indignation and scorn; and, without
saying a word, turn'd upon his heel and went out.

As confused as I was, I heard him very distinctly turn the
key, and lock the chamber-door upon us, so that there was no
escape but through the dining-room, where he himself was walking
about with distempered strides, stamping in a great chafe, and
doubtless debating what he would do with us.

In the mean time, poor William was frightened out of his
senses, and, as much need as I had of spirits to support myself,
I was obliged to employ them all to keep his a little up. The
misfortune I had now brought upon him, endear'd him the more to
me, and I could have joyfully suffered any punishment he had not
shared in. I water'd, plentifully, with my tears, the face of the
frightened youth, who sat, not having strength to stand, as cold
and as lifeless as a statue.

Presently Mr. H--- comes in to us again, and made us go before
him into the dining-room, trembling and dreading the issue. Mr.
H--- sat down on a chair whilst we stood like criminals under
examination; and beginning with me, ask'd me, with an even firm
tone of voice, neither soft nor severe, but cruelly indifferent,
what I could say for myself, for having abused him in so unworthy
a manner, with his own servant too, and how he had deserv'd this
of me?

Without adding to the guilt of my infidelity that of an
audacious defence of it, in the old style of a common kept Miss,
my answer was modest, and often interrupted by my tears, in
substance as follows: that I never had a single thought of
wronging him (which was true), till I had seen him taking the
last liberties with my servant-wench (here he colour'd
prodigiously), and that my resentment at that, which I was
over-awed from giving vent to by complaints, or explanations with
him, had driven me to a course that I did not pretend to justify;
but that as to the young man, he was entirely faultless; for
that, in the view of making him the instrument of my revenge, I
had down-right seduced him to what he had done; and therefore
hoped, whatever he determined about me, he would distinguish
between the guilty and the innocent; and that, for the rest, I
was entirely at his mercy.

Mr. H---, on hearing what I said, hung his head a little; but
instantly recovering himself, he said to me, as near as I can
retain, to the following purpose:

"Madam, I owe shame to myself, and confess you have fairly
turn'd the tables upon me. It is not with one of your cast of
breeding and sentiments that I should enter into a discussion of
the very great difference of the provocations: be it sufficient
that I allow you so much reason on your side, as to have changed
my resolutions, in consideration of what you reproach me with;
and I own, too, that your clearing that rascal there, is fair and
honest in you. Renew with you I cannot: the affront is too gross.
I give you a week's warning to go out of these lodgings; whatever
I have given you, remains to you; and as I never intend to see
you more, the landlord will pay you fifty pieces on my account,
with which, and every debt paid, I hope you will own I do not
leave you in a worse condition than what I took you up in, or
than you deserve of me. Blame yourself only that it is no

Then, without giving me time to reply, he address'd himself to
the young fellow:

"For you, spark, I shall, for your father's sake, take care of
you: the town is no place for such an easy fool as thou art; and
to-morrow you shall set out, under the charge of one of my men,
well recommended, in my name, to your father, not to let you
return and be spoil'd here."

At these words he went out, after my vainly attempting to stop
him by throwing myself at his feet. He shook me off, though he
seemed greatly mov'd too, and took Will away with him, who, I
dare swear, thought himself very cheaply off.

I was now once more a-drift, and left upon my own hands, by a
gentleman whom I certainly did not deserve. And all the letters,
arts, friends' entreaties that I employed within the week of
grace in my lodging, could never win on him so much as to see me
again. He had irrevocably pronounc'd my doom, and submission to
it was my only part. Soon after he married a lady of birth and
fortune, to whom, I have heard, he prov'd an irreproachable

As for poor Will, he was immediately sent down to the country
to his father, who was an easy farmer, where he was not four
months before and inn-keeper's buxom young widow, with a very
good stock, both in money and trade, fancy'd, and perhaps
pre-acquainted with his secret excellencies, marry'd him: and I
am sure there was, at least, one good foundation for their living
happily together.

Though I should have been charm'd to see him before he went,
such measures were taken, by Mr. H---'s orders, that it was
impossible; otherwise I should certainly have endeavour'd to
detain him in town, and would have spared neither offers nor
expence to have procured myself the satisfaction of keeping him
with me. He had such powerful holds upon my inclinations as were
not easily to be shaken off, or replaced; as to my heart, it was
quite out of the question: glad, however, I was from my soul,
that nothing worse, and as things turn'd out, probably nothing
better could have happened to him.

As to Mr. H---, though views of conveniency made me, at first,
exert myself to regain his affection, I was giddy and thoughtless
enough to be much easier reconcil'd to my failure than I ought to
have been; but as I never had lov'd him, and his leaving me gave
me a sort of liberty that I had often long'd for, I was soon
comforted; and flattering myself that the stock of youth and
beauty I was going into trade with could hardly fail of procuring
me a maintenance, I saw myself under a necessity of trying my
fortune with them, rather, with pleasure and gaiety, than with
the least idea of despondency.

In the mean time, several of my acquaintances among the
sisterhood, who had soon got wind of my misfortune, flocked to
insult me with their malicious consolations. Most of them had
long envied me the affluence and splendour I had been maintain'd
in; and though there was scarce one of them that did not at least
deserve to be in my case, and would probably, sooner or later,
come to it, it was equally easy to remark, even in their affected
pity, their secret pleasure at seeing me thus disgrac'd and
discarded, and their secret grief that it was no worse with me.
Unaccountable malice of the human heart! and which is not
confin'd to the class of life they were of.

But as the time approached for me to come to some resolution
how to dispose of myself, and I was considering round where to
shift my quarters to, Mrs. Cole, a middleaged discreet sort of
woman, who had been brought into my acquaintance by one of the
Misses that visited me, upon learning my situation, came to offer
her cordial advice and service to me; and as I had always taken
to her more than to any of my female acquaintances, I listened
the easier to her proposals. And, as it happened, I could not
have put myself into worse, or into better hands in all London:
into worse, because keeping a house of conveniency, there were no
lengths in lewdness she would not advise me to go, in compliance
with her customers; no schemes of pleasure, or even unbounded
debauchery, she did not take even a delight in promoting: into a
better, because nobody having had more experience of the wicked
part of the town than she had, was fitter to advise and guard one
against the worst dangers of our profession; and what was rare to
be met with in those of her's, she contented herself with a
moderate living profit upon her industry and good offices, and
had nothing of their greedy rapacious turn. She was really too a
gentlewoman born and bred, but through a train of accidents
reduc'd to this course, which she pursued, partly through
necessity, partly through choice, as never woman delighted more
in encouraging a brisk circulation of trade for the sake of the
trade itself, or better understood all the mysteries and
refinements of it, than she did; so that she was consummately at
the top of her profession, and dealt only with customers of
distinction: to answer the demands of whom she kept a competent
number of her daughters in constant recruit (so she call'd those
whom by her means, and through her tuition and instructions,
succeeded very well in the world).

This useful gentlewoman upon whose protection I now threw
myself, having her reasons of state, respecting Mr. H---, for not
appearing too much in the thing herself, sent a friend of her's,
on the day appointed for my removal, to conduct me to my new
lodgings at a brushmaker's in R*** street, Covent Garden, the
very next door to her own house, where she had no conveniences to
lodge me herself: lodgings that, by having been for several
successions tenanted by ladies of pleasure, the landlord of them
was familiarized to their ways; and provided the rent was duly
paid, every thing else was as easy and commodious as one could

The fifty guineas promis'd me by Mr. H---, at his parting with
me, having been duly paid me, all my cloaths and moveables
chested up, which were at least of two hundred pound's value, I
had them convey'd into a coach, where I soon followed them, after
taking a civil leave of the landlord and his family, with whom I
had never liv'd in a degree of familiarity enough to regret the
removal; but still, the very circumstance of its being a removal
drew tears from me. I left, too, a letter of thanks for Mr. H---
from whom I concluded myself, as I really was, irretrievably

My maid I had discharged the day before, not only because I
had her of Mr. H--- but that I suspected her of having some how
or other been the occasion of his discovering me, in revenge,
perhaps, for my not having trusted her with him.

We soon got to my lodgings, which, though not so handsomely
furnish'd nor so showy as those I left, were to the full as
convenient, and at half price, though on the first floor. My
trunks were safely landed, and stow'd in my apartments, where my
neighbour, and now gouvernante, Mrs. Cole, was ready with my
landlord to receive me, to whom she took care to set me out in
the most favourable light, that of one from whom there was the
clearest reason to expect the regular payment of his rent: all
the cardinal virtues attributed to me would not have had half the
weight of that recommendation alone.

I was now settled in lodgings of my own, abandon'd to my own
conduct, and turned loose upon the town, to sink or swim, as I
could manage with the current of it; and what were the
consequences, together with the number of adventures which befell
me in the exercise of my new profession, will compose the matter
of another letter: for surely it is high time to put a period to

                 I am,


Yours, etc., etc., etc.

                 THE END OF THE FIRST LETTER




If I have delay'd the sequel of my history, it has been purely
to allow myself a little breathing time not without some hopes
that, instead of pressing me to a continuation, you would have
acquitted me of the task of pursuing a confession, in the course
of which my self-esteem has so many wounds to sustain.

I imagined, indeed, that you would have been cloy'd and tired
with uniformity of adventures and expressions, inseparable from a
subject of this sort, whose bottom, or groundwork being, in the
nature of things, eternally one and the same, whatever variety of
forms and modes the situations are susceptible of, there is no
escaping a repetition of near the same images, the same figures,
the same expressions, with this further inconvenience added to
the disgust it creates, that the words JOYS, ARDOURS, TRANSPORTS,
EXTASIES, and the rest of those pathetic terms so congenial to,
so received in the PRACTICE OF PLEASURE, flatten and lose much of
their due spirit and energy by the frequency they indispensably
recur with, in a narrative of which that PRACTICE professedly
composes the whole basis. I must therefore trust to the candour
of your judgement, for your allowing for the disadvantage I am
necessarily under in that respect, and to your imagination and
sensibility, the pleasing task of repairing it by their
supplements, where my descriptions flag or fail: the one will
readily place the pictures I present before your eyes; the other
give life to the colours where they are dull, or worn with too
frequent handling.

What you say besides, by way of encouragement, concerning the
extreme difficulty of continuing so long in one strain, in a mean
temper'd with taste, between the revoltingness of gross, rank and
vulgar expressions, and the ridicule of mincing metaphors and
affected circumlocutions, is so sensible, as well as
good-natur'd, that you greatly justify me to myself for my
compliance with a curiosity that is to be satisfied so extremely
at my expense.

Resuming now where I broke off in my last, I am in my way to
remark to you that it was late in the evening before I arriv'd at
my new lodgings, and Mrs. Cole, after helping me to range and
secure my things, spent the whole evening with me in my
apartment, where we supped together, in giving me the best advice
and instruction with regard to this new stage of my profession I
was now to enter upon; and passing thus from a private devotee to
pleasure into a public one, to become a more general good, with
all the advantages requisite to put my person out to use, either
for interest or pleasure, or both. But then, she observ'd, as I
was a kind of new face upon the town, that it was an established
rule, and part of trade, for me to pass for a maid, and dispose
of myself as such on the first good occasion, without prejudice,
however, to such diversions as I might have a mind to in the
interim; for that nobody could be a greater enemy than she was to
the losing of time. That she would, in the mean time, do her best
to find out a proper person, and would undertake to manage this
nice point for me, if I would accept of her aid and advice to
such good purpose that, in the loss of a fictitious maidenhead, I
should reap all the advantages of a native one.

Though such a delicacy of sentiments did not extremely belong
to my character at that time, I confess, against myself, that I
perhaps too readily closed with a proposal which my candor and
ingenuity gave me some repugnance to: but not enough to
contradict the intention of one to whom I had now thoroughly
abandoned the direction of all my steps. For Mrs. Cole had, I do
not know how unless by one of those unaccountable invincible
sympathies that, nevertheless, form the strongest links,
especially of female friendship, won and got entire possession of
me. On her side, she pretended that a strict resemblance she
fancied she saw in me to an only daughter whom she had lost at my
age, was the first motive of her taking to me so affectionately
as she did. It might be so: there exist as slender motives of
attachment that, gathering force from habit and liking, have
proved often more solid and durable than those founded on much
stronger reasons; but this I know, that tho' I had no other
acquaintance with her than seeing her at my lodgings when I lived
with Mr. H---, where she had made errands to sell me some
millinery ware, she had by degrees insinuated herself so far into
my confidence that I threw myself blindly into her hands, and
came, at length, to regard, love, and obey her implicitly; and,
to do her justice, I never experienc'd at her hands other than a
sincerity of tenderness, and care for my interest, hardly heard
of in those of her profession. We parted that night, after having
settled a perfect unreserv'd agreement; and the next morning Mrs.
Cole came, and took me with her to her house for the first

Here, at the first sight of things, I found everything
breath'd an air of decency, modesty and order.

In the outer parlour, or rather shop, sat three young women,
very demurely employ'd on millinery work, which was the cover of
a traffic in more precious commodities; but three beautifuller
creatures could hardly be seen. Two of them were extremely fair,
the eldest not above nineteen; and the third, much about that
age, was a piquant brunette, whose black sparkling eyes, and
perfect harmony of features and shape, left her nothing to envy
in her fairer companions. Their dress too had the more design in
it, the less it appeared to have, being in a taste of uniform
correct neatness, and elegant simplicity. These were the girls
that compos'd the small domestick flock, which my governess
train'd up with surprising order and management, considering the
giddy wildness of young girls once got upon the loose. But then
she never continued any in her house, whom, after a due
novitiate, she found untractable, or unwilling to comply with the
rules of it. Thus had she insensibly formed a little family of
love, in which the members found so sensibly their account, in a
rare alliance of pleasure with interest, and of a necessary
outward decency with unbounded secret liberty, that Mrs. Cole,
who had pick'd them as much for their temper as their beauty,
govern'd them with ease to herself and them too.

To these pupils then of hers, whom she had prepar'd, she
presented me as a new boarder, and one that was to be immediately
admitted to all the intimacies of the house; upon which these
charming girls gave me all the marks of a welcome reception, and
indeed of being perfectly pleased with my figure, that I could
possibly expect from any of my own sex: but they had been
effectually brought to sacrifice all jealousy, or competition of
charms, to a common interest, and consider'd me a partner that
was bringing no despicable stock of goods into the trade of the
house. They gathered round me, view'd me on all sides; and as my
admission into this joyous troop made a little holiday, the shew
of work was laid aside; and Mrs. Cole giving me up, with special
recommendation, to their caresses and entertainment, went about
her ordinary business of the house.

The sameness of our sex, age, profession, and views soon
created as unreserv'd a freedom and intimacy as if we had been
for years acquainted. They took and shew'd me the house, their
respective apartments, which were furnished with every article of
conveniency and luxury; and above all, a spacious drawing-room,
where a select revelling band usually met, in general parties of
pleasure; the girls supping with their sparks, and acting their
wanton pranks with unbounded licentiousness; whilst a defiance of
awe, modesty or jealousy were their standing rules, by which,
according to the principles of their society, whatever pleasure
was lost on the side of sentiment was abundantly made up to the
senses in the poignancy of variety, and the charms of ease and
luxury. The authors and supporters of this secret institution
would, in the height of their humours style themselves the
restorers of the golden age and its simplicity of pleasures,
before their innocence became so injustly branded with the names
of guilt and shame.

As soon then as the evening began, and the shew of a shop was
shut, the academy open'd; the mask of mock-modesty was completely
taken off, and all the girls deliver'd over to their respective
calls of pleasure or interest with their men; and none of that
sex was promiscuously admitted, but only such as Mrs. Cole was
previously satisfied with their character and discretion. In
short, this was the safest, politest, and, at the same time, the
most thorough house of accommodation in town: every thing being
conducted so that decency made no intrenchment upon the most
libertine pleasures, in the practice of which too, the choice
familiars of the house had found the secret so rare and
difficult, of reconciling even all the refinements of taste and
delicacy with the most gross and determinate gratifications of

After having consum'd the morning in the endearments and
instructions of my new acquaintance, we went to dinner, when Mrs.
Cole, presiding at the head of her club, gave me the first idea
of her management and address, in inspiring these girls with so
sensible a love and respect for her. There was no stiffness, no
reserve, no airs of pique, or little jealousies, but all was
unaffectedly gay, cheerful and easy.

After dinner, Mrs. Cole, seconded by the young ladies,
acquainted me that there was a chapter to be held that night in
form, for the ceremony of my reception into the sisterhood; and
in which, with all due reserve to my maidenhead, that was to be
occasionally cook'd up for the first proper chapman, I was to
undergo a ceremonial of initiation they were sure I should not be
displeased with.

Embark'd as I was, and moreover captivated with the charms of
my new companions, I was too much prejudic'd in favour of any
proposal they could make, to much as hesitate an assent; which,
therefore, readily giving in the style of a carte blanche, I
receiv'd fresh kisses of compliment from them all, in approval of
my docility and good nature. Now I was "a sweet girl..." I came
into things with a "good grace..." I was not "affectedly coy..."
I should be "the pride of the house..." and the like.

This point thus adjusted, the young women left Mrs. Cole to
talk and concert matters with me: she explained to me that I
should be introduc'd, that very evening, to four of her best
friends, one of whom she had, according to the custom of the
house, favoured with the preference of engaging me in the first
party of pleasure; assuring me, at the same time, that they were
all young gentlemen agreeable in their persons, and
unexceptionable in every respect; that united, and holding
together by the band of common pleasures, they composed the chief
support of her house, and made very liberal presents to the girls
that pleas'd and humour'd them, so that they were, properly
speaking, the founders and patrons of this little seraglio. Not
but that she had, at proper seasons, other customers to deal
with, whom she stood less upon punctilio with than with these;
for instance, it was not on one of them she could attempt to pass
me for a maid; they were not only too knowing, too much town-bred
to bite at such a bait, but they were such generous benefactors
to her that it would be unpardonable to think of it.

Amidst all the flutter and emotion which this promise of
pleasure, for such I conceiv'd it, stirr'd up in me, I preserved
so much of the woman as to feign just reluctance enough to make
some merit of sacrificing it to the influence of my patroness,
whom I likewise, still in character, reminded of it perhaps being
right for me to go home and dress, in favour of my first

But Mrs. Cole, in opposition to this, assured me that the
gentlemen I should be presented to were, by their rank and taste
of things, infinitely superior to the being touched with any
glare of dress or ornaments, such as silly women rather confound
and overlay than set off their beauty with; that these veteran
voluptuaries knew better than not to hold them in the highest
contempt: they with whom the pure native charms alone could pass
current, and who would at any time leave a sallow, washy, painted
duchess on her own hands, for a ruddy, healthy, firm-flesh'd
country maid; and as for my part, that nature had done enough for
me, to set me above owing the least favour to art; concluding
withal, that for the instant occasion, there was no dress like an

I thought my governess too good a judge of these matters not
to be easily over-ruled by her: after which she went on preaching
very pathetically the doctrine of passive obedience and
not-resistance to all those arbitrary tastes of pleasure, which
are by some styl'd the refinements, and by others the
depravations of it; between whom it was not the business of a
simple girl, who was to profit by pleasing, to decide, but to
conform to. Whilst I was edifying by these wholesome lessons, tea
was brought in, and the young ladies, returning, joined company
with us.

After a great deal of mix'd chat, frolic and humour, one of
them, observing that there would be a good deal of time on hand
before the assembly-hour, proposed that each girl should
entertain the company with that critical period of her personal
history in which she first exchanged the maiden state for
womanhood. The proposal was approv'd, with only one restriction
of Mrs. Cole, that she, on account of her age, and I, on account
of my titular maidenhead, should be excused, at least till I had
undergone the forms of the house. This obtain'd me a
dispensation, and the promotress of this amusement was desired to

Her name was Emily; a girl fair to excess, and whose limbs
were, if possible, too well made, since their plump fullness was
rather to the prejudice of that delicate slimness requir'd by the
nicer judges of beauty; her eyes were blue, and streamed
inexpressible sweetness, and nothing could be prettier than her
mouth and lips, which clos'd over a range of the evenest and
whitest teeth. Thus she began:

"Neither my extraction, nor the most critical adventure of my
life, is sublime enough to impeach me of any vanity in the
advancement of the proposal you have approv'd of. My father and
mother were, and for aught I know, are still, farmers in the
country, not above forty miles from town: their barbarity to me,
in favour of a son, on whom only they vouchsafed to bestow their
tenderness, had a thousand times determined me to fly their
house, and throw myself on the wide world; but, at length, an
accident forc'd me on this desperate attempt at the age of
fifteen. I had broken a china bowl, the pride and idol of both
their hearts; and as an unmerciful beating was the least I had to
depend on at their hands, in the silliness of those tender years
I left the house, and, at all adventures, took the road to
London. How my loss was resented I do not know, for till this
instant I have not heard a syllable about them. My whole stock
was two broad pieces of my grandmother's, a few shillings, silver
shoe-buckles and a silver thimble. Thus equipp'd, with no more
cloaths than the ordinary ones I had on my back, and frighten'd
at every foot or noise I heard behind me, I hurried on; and I
dare swear, walked a dozen miles before I stopped, through mere
weariness and fatigue. At length I sat down on a stile, wept
bitterly, and yet was still rather under increased impressions of
fear on the account of my escape; which made dread, worse than
death, the going back to face my unnatural parents. Refresh'd by
this little repose, and relieved by my tears, I was proceeding
onward, when I was overtaken by a sturdy country lad who was
going to London to see what he could do for himself there, and,
like me, had given his friends the slip. He could not be above
seventeen, was ruddy, well featur'd enough, with uncombed flaxen
hair, a little flapp'd hat, kersey frock, yarn stockings, in
short, a perfect plough-boy. I saw him come whistling behind me,
with a bundle tied to the end of a stick, his travelling
equipage. We walk'd by one another for some time without
speaking; at length we join'd company, and agreed to keep
together till we got to our journey's end. What his designs or
ideas were, I know not: the innocence of mine I can solemnly

"As night drew on, it became us to look out for some inn or
shelter; to which perplexity another was added, and that was,
what we should say for ourselves, if we were question'd. After
some puzzle, the young fellow started a proposal, which I thought
the finest that could be; and what was that? why, that we should
pass for husband and wife: I never once dream'd of consequences.
We came presently, after having agreed on this notable expedient,
to one of those hedge-accommodations for foot passengers, at the
door do which stood an old crazy beldam, who seeing us trudge by,
invited us to lodge there. Glad of any cover, we went in, and my
fellow traveller, taking all upon him, call'd for what the house
afforded, and we supped together as man and wife; which,
considering our figures and ages, could not have passed on any
one but such as any thing could pass on. But when bedtime came
on, we had neither of us the courage to contradict out first
account of ourselves; and what was extremely pleasant, the young
lad seem'd as perplex'd as I was, how to evade lying together,
which was so natural for the state we had pretenced to. Whilst we
were in this quandary, the landlady takes the candle and lights
us to our apartment, through a long yard, at the end of which it
stood, separate from the body of the house. Thus we suffer'd
ourselves to be conducted, without saying a word in opposition to
it; and there, in a wretched room, with a bed answerable, we were
left to pass the night together, as a thing quite of course. For
my part, I was so incredibly innocent as not even then to think
much more harm of going to bed with the young man than with one
of our dairy-wenches; nor had he, perhaps, any other notions than
those of innocence, till such a fair occasion put them into his

"Before either of us undressed, however, he put out the
candle; and the bitterness of the weather made it a kind of
necessity for me to go into bed: slipping then my cloaths off, I
crept under the bed-cloaths, where I found the young stripling
already nestled, and the touch of his warm flesh rather pleas'd
than alarm'd me. I was indeed too much disturbed with the novelty
of my condition to be able to sleep; but then I had not the least
thought of harm. But, oh! how powerful are the instincts of
nature! how little is there wanting to set them in action! The
young man, sliding his arm under my body, drew me gently towards
him, as if to keep himself and me warmer; and the heat I felt
from joining our breasts, kindled another that I had hitherto
never felt, and was, even then, a stranger to the nature of.
Emboldened, I suppose, by my easiness, he ventur'd to kiss me,
and I insensibly returned it, without knowing the consequence of
returning it; for, on this encouragement, he slipped his hand all
down from my breast to that part of me where the sense of feeling
is so exquisitely critical, as I then experienc'd by its instant
taking fire upon the touch, and glowing with a strange tickling
heat: there he pleas'd himself and me, by feeling, till, growing
a little too bold, he hurt me, and made me complain. Then he took
my hand, which he guided, not unwillingly on my side, between the
twist of his closed thighs, which were extremely warm; there he
lodged and pressed it, till raising it by degrees, he made me
feel the proud distinction of his sex from mine. I was frighten'd
at the novelty, and drew back my hand; yet, pressed and spurred
on by sensations of a strange pleasure, I could not help asking
him what that was for? He told me he would show me if I would let
him; and, without waiting for my answer, which he prevented by
stopping my mouth with kisses I was far from disrelishing, he got
upon me, and inserting one of his thighs between mine, opened
them so as to make way for himself, and fixed me to his purpose;
whilst I was so much out of my usual sense, so subdu'd by the
present power of a new one, that, between fear and desire, I lay
utterly passive, till the piercing pain rous'd and made me cry
out. But it was too late: he was too firm fix'd in the saddle for
me to compass flinging him, with all the struggles I could use,
some of which only served to further his point, and at length an
irresistible thrust murdered at once my maidenhead, and almost
me. I now lay a bleeding witness of the necessity impos'd on our
sex, to gather the first honey off the thorns.

"But the pleasure rising as the pain subsided, I was soon
reconciled to fresh trials, and before morning, nothing on earth
could be dearer to me than this rifler of my virgin sweets: he
was every thing to me now. How we agreed to join fortunes; how we
came up to town together, where we lived some time, till
necessity parted us, and drove me into this course of life, in
which I had been long ago battered and torn to pieces before I
came to this age, as much through my easiness, as through my
inclination, had it not been for my finding refuge in this house:
these are all circumstances which pass the mark I proposed, so
that here my narrative ends."

In the order of our sitting, it was Harriet's turn to go on.
Amongst all the beauties of our sex that I had before or have
since seen, few indeed were the forms that could dispute
excellence with her's; it was not delicate, but delicacy itself
incarnate, such was the symmetry of her small but exactly
fashion'd limbs. Her complexion, fair as it was, appeared yet
more fair from the effect of two black eyes, the brilliancy of
which gave her face more vivacity than belonged to the colour of
it, which was only defended from paleness by a sweetly pleasing
blush in her cheeks, that grew fainter and fainter, till at
length it died away insensibly into the overbearing white. Then
her miniature features join'd to finish the extreme sweetness of
it, which was not belied by that of temper turned to indolence,
languor, and the pleasures of love. Press'd to subscribe her
contingent, she smiled, blushed a little, and thus complied with
our desires:

"My father was neither better nor worse than a miller near the
city of York; and both he and my mother dying whilst I was an
infant, I fell under the care of a widow and childless aunt,
housekeeper to my lord N..., at his seat in the county of...
where she brought me up with all imaginable tenderness. I was not
seventeen, as I am not now eighteen, before I had, on account of
my person purely (for fortune I had notoriously none), several
advantageous proposals; but whether nature was slow in making me
sensible in her favourite passion, or that I had not seen any of
the other sex who had stirr'd up the least emotion or curiosity
to be better acquainted with it, I had, till that age, preserv'd
a perfect innocence, even of thought: whilst my fears of I did
not well know what, made me no more desirous of marrying than of
dying. My aunt, good woman, favoured my timorousness, which she
look'd on as childish affection, that her own experience might
probably assure her would wear off in time, and gave my suitors
proper answers for me.

"The family had not been down at that seat for years, so that
it was neglected, and committed entirely to my aunt, and two old
domestics to take care of it. Thus I had the full range of a
spacious lonely house and gardens, situate at about half a mile
distance form any other habitation, except, perhaps, a straggling
cottage or so.

"Here, in tranquillity and innocence, I grew up without any
memorable accident, till one fatal day I had, as I had often done
before, left my aunt fast asleep, and secure for some hours,
after dinner; and resorting to a kind of ancient summer-house, at
some distance from the house, I carried my work with me, and sat
over a rivulet, which its door and window fac'd upon. Here I fell
into a gentle breathing slumber, which stole upon my senses, as
they fainted under the excessive heat of the season at that hour;
a cane couch, with my work-basket for a pillow, were all the
conveniencies of my short repose; for I was soon awaked and
alarmed by a flounce, and the noise of splashing in the water. I
got up to see what was the matter; and what indeed should it be
but the son of a neighbouring gentleman, as I afterwards found
(for I had never seen him before), who had strayed that way with
his gun, and heated by his sport, and the sultriness of the day,
had been tempted by the freshness of the clear stream; so that
presently stripping, he jump'd into it on the other side, which
bordered on a wood, some trees whereof, inclined down to the
water, form'd a pleasing shady recess, commodious to undress and
leave his clothes under.

"My first emotions at the sight of this youth, naked in the
water, were, with all imaginable respect to truth, those of
surprise and fear; and, in course, I should immediately have run
out, had not my modesty, fatally for itself, interposed the
objection of the door and window being so situated that it was
scarce possible to get out, and make my way along the bank to the
house, without his seeing me: which I could not bear the thought
of, so much ashamed and confounded was I at having seen him.
Condemn'd then to stay till his departure should release me, I
was greatly embarrassed how to dispose of myself: I kept some
time betwixt terror and modesty, even from looking through the
window, which being an old-fashinon'd casement, without any light
behind me, could hardly betray any one's being there to him from
within; then the door was so secure, that without violence, or my
own consent, there was no opening it from without.

"But now, by my own experience, I found it too true that
objects which affright us, when we cannot get from them, draw out
eyes as forcibly as those that please us. I could not long
withstand that nameless impulse, which, without any desire of
this novel sight, compelled me towards it; embolden'd too by my
certainty of being at once unseen and safe, I ventur'd by degrees
to cast my eyes on an object so terrible and alarming to my
virgin modesty as a naked man. But as I snatched a look, the
first gleam that struck me was in general the dewy lustre of the
whitest skin imaginable, which the sun playing upon made the
reflection of it perfectly beamy. His face, in the confusion I
was in, I could not well distinguish the lineaments of, any
farther than that there was a great deal of youth and freshness
in it. The frolic and various play of all his polish'd limbs, as
they appeared above the surface, in the course of his swimming or
wantoning with the water, amus'd and insensibly delighted me:
sometimes he lay motionless, on his back, waterborne, and
dragging after him a fine head of hair, that, floating, swept the
stream in a bush of black curls. Then the over-flowing water
would make a separation between his breast and glossy white
belly; at the bottom of which I could not escape observing so
remarkable a distinction as a black mossy tuft, out of which
appeared to emerge a round, softish, limber, white something,
that played every way, with ever the least motion or whirling
eddy. I cannot say but that part chiefly, by a kind of natural
instinct, attracted, detain'd, captivated my attention: it was
out of the power of all my modesty to command my eye away from
it; and seeing nothing so very dreadful in its appearance, I
insensibly lock'd away all my fears: but as fast as they gave
way, new desires and strange wishes took place, and I melted as I
gazed. The fire of nature, that had so long lain dormant or
conceal'd, began to break out, and made me feel my sex the first
time. He had now changed his posture, and swam prone on his
belly, striking out with his legs and arms, finer modell'd than
which could not have been cast, whilst his floating locks played
over a neck and shoulders whose whiteness they delightfully set
off. Then the luxuriant swell of flesh that rose form the small
of his back, and terminated its double cope at where the thighs
are sent off, perfectly dazzled one with its watery glistening

"By this time I was so affected by this inward involution of
sentiments, so soften'd by this sight, that now, betrayed into a
sudden transition from extreme fears to extreme desires, I found
these last so strong upon me, the heat of the weather too perhaps
conspiring to exalt their rage, that nature almost fainted under
them. Not that I so much as knew precisely what was wanting to
me: my only thought was that so sweet a creature as this youth
seemed to me could only make me happy; but then, the little
likelihood there was of compassing an acquaintance with him, or
perhaps of ever seeing him again, dash'd my desires, and turn'd
them into torments. I was still gazing, with all the powers of my
sight, on this bewitching object, when, in an instant, down he
went. I had heard of such things as a cramp seizing on even the
best swimmers, and occasioning their being drowned; and imagining
this so sudden eclipse to be owing to it, the inconceivable
fondness this unknown lad had given birth to distracted me with
the most killing terrors; insomuch, that my concern giving the
wings, I flew to the door, open'd it, ran down to the canal,
guided thither by the madness of my fears for him, and the
intense desire of being an instrument to save him, though I was
ignorant how, or by what means to effect it: but was it for
fears, and a passion so sudden as mine, to reason? All this took
up scarce the space of a few moments. I had then just life enough
to reach the green borders of the waterpiece, where wildly
looking round for the young man, and missing him still, my fright
and concern sunk me down in a deep swoon, which must have lasted
me some time; for I did not come to myself till I was rous'd out
of it by a sense of pain that pierced me to the vitals, and
awaked me to the most surprising circumstance of finding myself
not only in the arms of this very same young gentleman I had been
so solicitous to save, but taken at such an advantage in my
unresisting condition that he had actually completed his entrance
into me so far, that weakened as I was by all the preceding
conflicts of mind I had suffer'd, and struck dumb by the violence
of my surprise, I had neither the power to cry out nor the
strength to disengage myself from his strenuous embraces, before,
urging his point, he had forced his way and completely triumphed
over my virginity, as he might now as well see by the streams of
blood that follow'd his drawing out, as he had felt by the
difficulties he had met with consummating his penetration. But
the sight of the blood, and the sense of my condition, had (as he
told me afterwards), since the ungovernable rage of his passion
was somewhat appeas'd, now wrought so far on him that at all
risks, even of the worst consequences, he could not find in his
heart to leave me, and make off, which he might easily have done.
I still lay all descompos'd in bleeding ruin, palpitating,
speechless, unable to get off, and frightened, and fluttering
like a poor wounded partridge, and ready to faint away again at
the sense of what had befallen me. The young gentleman was by me,
kneeling, kissing my hand, and with tears in his eyes beseeching
me to forgive him, and offering all the reparation in his power.
It is certain that could I, at the instant of regaining my
senses, have called out, or taken the bloodiest revenge, I would
not have stuck at it: the violation was attended too with such
aggravating circumstances, though he was ignorant of them, since
it was to my concern for the preservation of his life that I owed
my ruin.

"But how quick is the shift of passions from one extreme to
another! and how little are they acquainted with the human heart
who dispute it! I could not see this amiable criminal, so
suddenly the first object of my love, and as suddenly of my just
hate, on his knees, bedewing my hand with his tears, without
relenting. He was still stark-naked, but my modesty had been
already too much wounded, in essentials, to be so much shocked as
I should have otherwise been with appearances only; in short, my
anger ebbed so fast, and the tide of love return'd so strong upon
me, that I felt it a point of my own happiness to forgive him.
The reproaches I made him were murmur'd in so soft a tone, my
eyes met his with such glances, expressing more languor than
resentment, that he could not but presume his forgiveness was at
no desperate distance; but still he would not quit his posture of
submission, till I had pronounced his pardon in form; which after
the most fervent entreaties, protestations, and promises, I had
not the power to withhold. On which, with the utmost marks of a
fear of again offending, he ventured to kiss my lips, which I
neither declined nor resented; but on my mild expostulations with
him upon the barbarity of his treatment, he explain'd the mystery
of my ruin, if not entirely to the clearance, at least much to
the alleviation of his guilt, in the eyes of a judge so partial
in his favour as I was grown.

"Its seems that the circumstance of his going down, or
sinking, which in my extreme ignorance I had mistaken for
something very fatal, was no other than a trick of diving which I
had not ever heard, or at least attended to, the mention of: and
he was so long-breath'd at it, that in the few moments in which I
ran out to save him, he had not yet emerged, before I fell into
the swoon, in which, as he rose, seeing me extended on the bank,
his first idea was that some young woman was upon some design of
frolic or diversion with him, for he knew I could not have fallen
a-sleep there without his having seen me before: agreeably to
which notion he had ventured to approach, and finding me without
sign of life, and still perplex'd as he was what to think of the
adventure, he took me in his arms at all hazards, and carried me
into the summer-house, of which he observed the door open: there
he laid me down on the couch, and tried, as he protested in good
faith, by several means to bring me to myself again, till fired,
as he said, beyond all bearing by the sight and touch of several
parts of me which were unguardedly exposed to him, he could no
longer govern his passion; and the less, as he was not quite sure
that his first idea of this swoon being a feint was not the very
truth of the case: seduced then by this flattering notion, and
overcome by the present, as he styled them, superhuman
temptations, combined with the solitude and seeming security of
the attempt, he was not enough his own master not to make it.
Leaving me then just only whilst he fastened the door, he
returned with redoubled eagerness to his prey: when, finding me
still entranced, he ventured to place me as he pleased, whilst I
felt, no more than the dead, what he was about, till the pain he
put me to roused me just in time enough to be witness of a
triumph I was not able to defeat, and now scarce regretted: for
as he talked, the tone of his voice sounded, methought, so
sweetly in my ears, the sensible nearness of so new and
interesting an object to me wrought so powerfully upon me, that,
in the rising perception of things in a new and pleasing light, I
lost all sense of the past injury. The young gentleman soon
discern'd the symptoms of a reconciliation in my softened looks,
and hastening to receive the seal of it from my lips, press'd
them tenderly to pass his pardon in the return of a kiss so
melting fiery, that the impression of it being carried to my
heart, and thence to my new-discover'd sphere of Venus, I was
melted into a softness that could refuse him nothing. When now he
managed his caresses and endearments so artfully as to insinuate
the most soothing consolations for the past pain and the most
pleasing expectations of future pleasure, but whilst mere modesty
kept my eyes from seeing his and rather declined them, I had a
glimpse of that instrument of the mischief which was now,
obviously even to me, who had scarce had snatches of a
comparative observation of it, resuming its capacity to renew it,
and grew greatly alarming with its increase of size, as he bore
it no doubt designedly, hard and stiff against one of my hands
carelessly dropt; but then he employ'd such tender prefacing,
such winning progressions, that my returning passion of desire
being now so strongly prompted by the engaging circumstances of
the sight and incendiary touch of his naked glowing beauties, I
yielded at length at the force of the present impressions, and he
obtained of my tacit blushing consent all the gratifications of
pleasure left in the power of my poor person to bestow, after he
had cropt its richest flower, during my suspension of life and
abilities to guard it.

"Here, according to the rule laid down, I should stop; but I
am so much in motion, that I could not if I would. I shall only
add, however, that I got home without the least discovery, or
suspicion of what had happened. I met my young ravisher several
times after, whom I now passionately lov'd and who, tho' not of
age to claim a small but independent fortune, would have married
me; but as the accidents that prevented it, and their
consequences which threw me on the publick, contain matters too
moving and serious to introduce at present, I cut short

Louisa, the brunette whom I mentioned at first, now took her
turn to treat the company with her history. I have already hinted
to you the graces of her person, than which nothing could be more
exquisitely touching; I repeat touching, as a just distinction
from striking, which is ever a less lasting effect, and more
generally belongs to the fair complexions: but leaving that
decision to every one's taste, I proceed to give you Louisa's
narrative as follows:

"According to practical maxims of life, I ought to boast of my
birth, since I owe it to pure love, without marriage; but this I
know, it was scarce possible to inherit a stronger propensity to
that cause of my being than I did. I was the rare production of
the first essay of a journeyman cabinet-maker on his master's
maid: the consequence of which was a big belly, and the loss of a
place. He was not in circumstances to do much for her; and yet,
after all this blemish, she found means, after she had dropt her
burthen and disposed of me to a poor relation's in the country,
to repair it by marrying a pastry-cook here in London, in
thriving business; on whom she soon, under favour of the complete
ascendant he had given her over him, passed me for a child she
had by her first husband. I had, on that footing, been taken
home, and was not six years old when this step-father died and
left my mother in tolerable circumstances, and without any
children by him. As to my natural father, he had betaken himself
to the sea; where, when the truth of things came out, I was told
that he died, not immensely rich you may think, since he was no
more than a common sailor. As I grew up, under the eyes of my
mother, who kept on the business, I could not but see, in her
severe watchfulness, the marks of a slip which she did not care
should be hereditary, but we no more choose our passions than our
features or complexion, and the bent of mine was so strong to the
forbidden pleasure, that it got the better, at length, of all her
care and precaution. I was scarce twelve years old before that
part which she wanted so much to keep out of harm's way made me
feel its impatience to be taken notice of, and come into play:
already had it put forth the signs of forwardness in the sprout
of a soft down over it, which had often flatter'd, and I might
also say, grown under my constant touch and visitation, so
pleas'd was I with what I took to be a kind of title to
womanhood, that state I pin'd to be entr'd of, for the pleasures
I conceiv'd were annexed to it; and now the growing importance of
that part to me, and the new sensations in it, demolish'd at once
all my girlish playthings and amusements. Nature now pointed me
strongly to more solid diversions, while all the stings of desire
settled so fiercely in that little centre of them, that I could
not mistake the spot I wanted a playfellow in.

"I now shunn'd all company in which there was no hopes of
coming at the object of my longings, and used to shut myself up,
to indulge in solitude some tender meditation on the pleasures I
strongly perceiv'd the overture of, in feeling and examining what
nature assur'd me must be the chosen avenue, the gates for
unknown bliss to enter at, that I panted after.

"But these meditations only increas'd my disorder, and blew
the fire that consumed me. I was yet worse when, yielding at
length to the insupportable irritations of the little fairy charm
that tormented me, I seiz'd it with my fingers, teasing it to no
end. Sometimes, in the furious excitations of desire, I threw
myself on the bed, spread my thighs abroad, and lay as it were
expecting the longed-for relief, till finding my illusion, I shut
and squeez'd them together again, burning and fretting. In short,
this dev'lish thing, with its impetuous girds and itching fires,
led me such a life that I could neither night nor day be at peace
with it or myself. In time, however, I thought I had gained a
prodigious prize, when figuring to myself that my fingers were
something of the shape of what I pined for, I worked my way in
for one of them with great agitation and delight; yet not without
pain too did I deflower myself as far as it could reach;
proceeding with such a fury of passion, in this solitary and last
shift of pleasure, as extended me at length breathless on the bed
in an amorous melting trance.

"But frequency of use dulling the sensation, I soon began to
perceive that this work was but a paltry shallow expedient that
went but a little way to relieve me, and rather rais'd more flame
than its dry and insignificant titillation could rightly

"Man alone, I almost instinctively knew, as well as by what I
had industriously picked up at weddings and christenings, was
possess'd of the only remedy that could reduce this rebellious
disorder; but watch'd and overlook'd as I was, how to come at it
was the point, and that, to all appearance, an invincible one;
not that I did not rack my brains and invention how at once to
elude my mother's vigilance, and procure myself the satisfaction
of my impetuous curiosity and longings for this mighty and
untasted pleasure. At length, however, a singular chance did at
once the work of a long course of alertness. One day that we had
dined at an acquaintance's over the way, together with a
gentlewoman-lodger that occupied the first floor of our house,
there started an indispensable necessity for my mother's going
down to Greenwich to accompany her: the party was settled, when I
do not know what genius whispered me to plead a headache, which I
certainly had not, against my being included in a jaunt that I
had not the least relish for. The pretext however passed, and my
mother, with much reluctance, prevailed with herself to go
without me; but took particular care to see me safe home, where
she consign'd me into the hands of an old trusty maid-servant,
who served in the shop, for we had not a male creature in the

"As soon as she was gone, I told the maid I would go up and
lie down on our lodger's bed, mine not being made, with a charge
to her at the same time not to disturb me, as it was only rest I
wanted. This injunction probably prov'd of eminent service to me.
As soon as I was got into the bedchamber, I unlaced my stays, and
threw myself on the outside of the bed-cloaths, in all the
loosest undress. Here I gave myself up to the old insipid privy
shifts of my self-viewing, self-touching, self-enjoying, in fine,
to all the means of self-knowledge I could devise, in search of
the pleasure that fled before me, and tantalized with that
unknown something that was out of my reach; thus all only serv'd
to enflame myself, and to provoke violently my desires, whilst
the one thing needful to their satisfaction was not at hand, and
I could have bit my fingers, for representing it so ill. After
then wearying and fatiguing myself with grasping shadows, whilst
that most sensible part of me disdain'd to content itself with
less than realities, the strong yearnings, the urgent struggles
of nature towards the melting relief, and the extreme
self-agitations I had used to come at it, had wearied and thrown
me into a kind of unquiet sleep: for, if I tossed and threw about
my limbs in proportion to the distraction of my dreams, as I had
reason to believe I did, a bystander could not have help'd seeing
all for love. And one there was it seems; for waking out of my
very short slumber, I found my hand lock'd in that of a young
man, who was kneeling at my bed-side, and begging my pardon for
his boldness: but that being a son to the lady to whom this
bedchamber, he knew, belonged, he had slipp'd by the servant of
the shop, as he supposed, unperceiv'd, when finding me asleep,
his first ideas were to withdraw; but that he had been fix'd and
detain'd there by a power he could better account for than

"What shall I say? my emotions of fear and surprize were
instantly subdued by those of the pleasure I bespoke in great
presence of mind from the turn this adventure might take. He
seem'd to me no other than a pitying angel, dropt out of the
clouds: for he was young and perfectly handsome, which was more
than even I had asked for; man, in general, being all that my
utmost desires had pointed at. I thought then I could not put too
much encouragement into my eyes and voice; I regretted no leading
advances; no matter for his after-opinion of my forwardness, so
it might bring him to the point of answering my pressing demands
of present case; it was not now with his thoughts, but his
actions, that my business immediately lay. I rais'd then my head,
and told him, in a soft tone that tended to prescribe the same
key to him, that his mamma was gone out and would not return till
late at night: which I thought no bad hint; but as it prov'd, I
had nothing of a novice to deal with. The impressions I had made
on him from the discoveries I had betrayed of my person in the
disordered motions of it, during his view of me asleep, had, as
he afterwards told me, so fix'd and charmingly prepar'd him,
that, had I known his dispositions, I had more to hope from his
violence than to fear from his respect; and even less than the
extreme tenderness which I threw into my voice and eyes, would
have served to encourage him to make the most of the opportunity.
Finding then that his kisses, imprinted on my hand, were taken as
tamely as he could wish, he rose to my lips; and glewing his to
them, made me so faint with over-coming joy and pleasure that I
fell back, and he with me, in course, on the bed, upon which I
had, by insensibly shifting from the side to near the middle,
invitingly made room for him. He is now lain down by me, and the
minutes being too precious to consume in untimely ceremony, or
dalliance, my youth proceeds immediately to those extremities,
which all my looks, flushing and palpitations had assured him he
might attempt without the fear of repulse: those rogues, the men,
read us admirably on these occasions. I lay then at length
panting for the imminent attack, with wishes far beyond my fears,
and for which it was scarce possible for a girl, barely thirteen,
but all and well grown, to have better dispositions. He threw up
my petticoat and shift, whilst my thighs were, by an instinct of
nature, unfolded to their best; and my desires had so thoroughly
destroy'd all modesty in me, that even their being now naked and
all laid open to him, was part of the prelude that pleasure
deepen'd my blushes at, more than shame. But when his hand, and
touches, naturally attracted to their centre, made me feel all
their wantonness and warmth in, and round it, oh! how immensely
different a sense of things did I perceive there, than when under
my own insipid handling! And now his waistcoat was unbuttoned,
and the confinement of the breeches burst through, when out
started to view the amazing, pleasing object of all my wishes,
all my dreams, all my love, the king member indeed! I gaz'd at, I
devoured it, at length and breadth, with my eyes intently
directed to it, till his getting upon me, and placing it between
my thighs, took from me the enjoyment of its sight, to give me a
far more grateful one in its touch, in that part where its touch
is so exquisitely affecting. Applying it then to the minute
opening, for such at that age it certainly was, I met with too
much good will, I felt with too great a rapture of pleasure the
first insertion of it, to heed much the pain that followed: I
thought nothing too dear to pay for this the richest treat of the
senses; so that, split up, torn, bleeding, mangled, I was still
superiorly pleas'd, and hugg'd the author of all this delicious
ruin. But when, soon after, he made his second attack, sore as
every thing was, the smart was soon put away by the sovereign
cordial; all my soft complainings were silenc'd, and the pain
melting fast away into pleasure. I abandon'd myself over to all
its transports, and gave it the full possession of my whole body
and soul; for now all thought was at an end with me; I lived but
in what I felt only. And who could describe those feelings, those
agitations, yet exalted by the charm of their novelty and
surprize? when that part of me which had so long hunger'd for the
dear morsel that now so delightfully crammed it, forc'd all my
vital sensations to fix their home there, during the stay of my
beloved guest; who too soon paid me for his hearty welcome in a
dissolvent, richer far than that I have heard of some queen
treating her paramour with, in liquify'd pearl, and ravishingly
pour'd into me, where, now myself too much melted to give it a
dry reception, I hail'd it with the warmest confluence on my
side, amidst all those extatic raptures, not unfamiliar I presume
to this good company! Thus, however, I arrived at the very top of
all my wishes, by an accident unexpected indeed, but not so
wonderful; for this young gentleman was just arriv'd in town from
college, and came familiarly to his mother at her apartment,
where he had once before been, though by mere chance. I had not
seen him: so that we knew one another by hear-say only; and
finding me stretched on his mother's bed, he readily concluded,
from her description who it was. The rest you know.

"This affair had however no ruinous consequences, the young
gentleman escaping then, and many more times undiscover'd. But
the warmth of my constitution, that made the pleasures of love a
kind of necessary of life to me, having betray'd me into
indiscretions fatal to my private fortune, I fell at length to
the publick; from which, it is probable, I might have met with
the worst of ruin if my better fate had not thrown me into this
safe and agreeable refuge."

Here Louisa ended; and these little histories having brought
the time for the girls to retire, and to prepare for the revels
of the evening, I staid with Mrs. Cole till Emily came and told
us the company was met, and waited for us.


On the landing-place of the first pair of stairs, we were met
by a young gentleman, extremely well dress'd, and a very pretty
figure, to whom I was to be indebted for the first essay of the
pleasures of the house. He saluted me with great gallantry, and
handed me into the drawing room, the floor of which was
overspread with a Turkey carpet, and all its furniture
voluptuously adapted to every demand of the most study'd luxury;
now too it was, by means of a profuse illumination, enliven'd by
a light scarce inferior, and perhaps more favourable to joy, more
tenderly pleasing, than that of broad sun-shine.

On my entrance into the room, I had the satisfaction to hear a
buzz of approbation run through the whole company which now
consisted of four gentlemen, including my particular (this was
the cant-term of the house for one's gallant for the time), the
three young women, in a neat flowing dishabille, the mistress of
the academy, and myself. I was welcomed and saluted by a kiss all
round, in which, however, it was easy to discover, in the
superior warmth of that of the men, the distinction of the

Aw'd and confounded as I was at seeing myself surrounded,
caress'd, and made court to by so many strangers, I could not
immediately familiarize myself to all that air of gaiety and joy
which dictated their compliments, and animated their

They assur'd me that I was so perfectly to their taste as to
have but one fault against me, which I might easily be cur'd of,
and that was my modesty: this, they observ'd, might pass for a
beauty the more with those who wanted it for a heightener; but
their maxim was, that it was an impertinent mixture, and dash'd
the cup so as to spoil the sincere draught of pleasure; they
consider'd it accordingly as their mortal enemy, and gave it no
quarter wherever they met with it. This was a prologue not
unworthy of the revels that ensu'd.

In the midst of all the frolic and wantonnesses, which this
joyous band had presently, and all naturally, run into, an
elegant supper was serv'd in, and we sat down to it, my
spark-elect placing himself next to me, and the other couples
without order or ceremony. The delicate cheer and good wine soon
banish'd all reserve; the conversation grew as lively as could be
wished, without taking too loose a turn: these professors of
pleasure knew too well, to stale impressions of it, or evaporate
the imagination in words, before the time of action. Kisses
however were snatch'd at times, or where a handkerchief round the
neck interpos'd its feeble barrier, it was not extremely
respected: the hands of the men went to work with their usual
petulance, till the provocations on both sides rose to such a
pitch that my particular's proposal for beginning the
country-dances was received with instant assent: for, as he
laughingly added, he fancied the instruments were in tune. This
was a signal for preparation, that the complaisant Mrs. Cole, who
understood life, took for her cue of disappearing; no longer so
fit for personal service herself, and content with having settled
the order of battle, she left us the field, to fight it out at

As soon as she was gone, the table was remov'd form the
middle, and became a side-board; a couch was brought into its
place, of which when I whisperingly inquired the reason, of my
particular, he told me that as it was chiefly on my account that
this convention was met, the parties intended at once to humour
their taste of variety in pleasures, and by an open publick
enjoyment, to see me broke of any taint of reserve or modesty,
which they look'd on as the poison of joy; that though they
occasionally preached pleasure, and lived up to the text, they
did not enthusiastically set up for missionaries, and only
indulg'd themselves in the delights of a practical instruction of
all the pretty women they lik'd well enough to bestow it upon,
and who fell properly in the way of it; but that as such a
proposal might be too violent, too shocking for a young beginner,
the old standers were to set an example, which he hoped I would
not be averse to follow, since it was to him I was devolv'd in
favour of the first experiment; but that still I was perfectly at
my liberty to refuse the party, which being in its nature one of
pleasure, suppos'd an exclusion of all force or constraint.

My countenance expressed, no doubt, my surprise as my silence
did my acquiescence. I was now embarked, and thoroughly
determined on any voyage the company would take me on.

The first that stood up, to open the ball, were a cornet of
horse, and that sweetest of olive-beauties, the soft and amorous
Louisa. He led her to the couch "nothing loth," on which he gave
her the fall, and extended her at her length with an air of
roughness and vigour, relishing high of amorous eagerness and
impatience. The girl, spreading herself to the best advantage,
with her head upon the pillow, was so concentr'd in what she was
about, that our presence seemed the least of her care and
concern. Her petticoats, thrown up with her shift, discovered to
the company the finest turn'd legs and thighs that could be
imagined, and in broad display, that gave us a full view of that
delicious cleft of flesh into which the pleasing hair-grown mount
over it, parted and presented a most inviting entrance between
two close-hedges, delicately soft and pouting. Her gallant was
now ready, having disencumber'd himself from his cloaths,
overloaded with lace, and presently, his shirt removed, shew'd us
his forces in high plight, bandied and ready for action. But
giving us no time to consider the dimensions, he threw himself
instantly over his charming antagonist, who receiv'd him as he
pushed at once dead at mark like a heroine, without flinching;
for surely never was girl constitutionally truer to the taste of
joy, or sincerer in the expressions of its sensations, than she
was: we could observe pleasure lighten in her eyes, as he
introduc'd his plenipotentiary instrument into her; till, at
length, having indulg'd her to its utmost reach, its irritations
grew so violent, and gave her the spurs so furiously, that
collected within herself, and lost to everything but the
enjoyment of her favourite feelings, she retorted his thrusts
with a just concert of springy heaves, keeping time so exactly
with the most pathetic sighs, that one might have number'd the
strokes in agitation by their distinct murmurs, whilst her active
limbs kept wreathing and intertwisting with his, in convulsive
folds: then the turtle-billing kisses, and the poignant painless
lovebites, which they both exchang'd in a rage of delight, all
conspiring towards the melting period. It soon came on when
Louisa, in the ravings of her pleasure-frenzy, impotent of all
restraint, cried out: "Oh Sir!...Good Sir!...pray do not spare
me! ah! ah!..." All her accents now faltering into heart-fetched
sighs, she clos'd her eyes in the sweet death, in the instant of
which she was embalm'd by an injection, of which we could easily
see the signs in the quiet, dying, languid posture of her late so
furious driver, who was stopp'd of a sudden, breathing short,
panting, and, for the time, giving up the spirit of pleasure. As
soon as he was dismounted, Louisa sprung up, shook her
petticoats, and running up to me, gave me a kiss and drew me to
the side-board, to which she was herself handed by her gallant,
where they made me pledge them in a glass of wine, and toast a
droll health of Louisa's proposal in high frolic.

By this time the second couple was ready to enter the lists:
which were a young baronet, and that delicatest of charmers, the
winning, tender Harriet. My gentle esquire came to acquaint me
with it, and brought me back to the scene of action.

And, surely, never did one of her profession accompany her
dispositions for the bare-faced part she was engaged to play with
such a peculiar grace of sweetness, modesty and yielding coyness,
as she did. All her air and motions breath'd only unreserv'd,
unlimited complaisance without the least mixture of impudence, or
prostitution. But what was yet more surprising, her spark-elect,
in the midst of the dissolution of a publick open enjoyment,
doted on her to distraction, and had, by dint of love and
sentiments, touched her heart, tho' for a while the restraint of
their engagement to the house laid him under a kind of necessity
of complying with an institution which himself had had the
greatest share in establishing.

Harriet was then led to the vacant couch by her gallant,
blushing as she look'd at me, and with eyes made to justify any
thing, tenderly bespeaking of me the most favourable construction
of the step she was thus irresistibly drawn into.

Her lover, for such he was, sat her down at the foot of the
couch, and passing his arm round her neck, preluded with a kiss
fervently applied to her lips, that visibly gave her life and
spirit to go thro' with the scene; and as he kiss'd, he gently
inclined her head, till it fell back on a pillow disposed to
receive it, and leaning himself down all the way with her, at
once countenanc'd and endear'd her fall to her. There, as if he
had guess'd our wishes, or meant to gratify at once his pleasure
and his pride, in being the master, by the title of present
possession, of beauties delicate beyond imagination, he
discovered her breasts to his own touch, and our common view; but
oh! what delicious manuals of love devotion! how inimitable fine
moulded! small, round, firm, and excellently white: the grain of
their skin, so soothing, so flattering to the touch! and their
nipples, that crown'd them, the sweetest buds of beauty. When he
had feasted his eyes with the touch and perusal, feasted his lips
with kisses of the highest relish, imprinted on those
all-delicious twin orbs, the proceeded downwards.

Her legs still kept the ground; and now, with the tenderest
attention not to shock or alarm her too suddenly, he, by degrees,
rather stole than rolled up her petticoats; at which, as if a
signal had been given, Louisa and Emily took hold of her legs, in
pure wantonness, and, in ease to her, kept them stretched wide
abroad. Then lay exposed, or, to speak more properly, display'd
the greatest parade in nature of female charms. The whole
company, who, except myself, had often seen them, seemed as much
dazzled, surpriz'd and delighted, as any one could be who had now
beheld them for the first time. Beauties so excessive could not
but enjoy the privileges of eternal novelty. Her thighs were so
exquisitely fashioned, that either more in, or more out of flesh
than they were, they would have declined from that point of
perfection they presented. But what infinitely enrich'd and
adorn'd them, was the sweet intersection formed, where they met,
at the bottom of the smoothest, roundest, whitest belly, by that
central furrow which nature had sunk there, between, the soft
relieve of two pouting ridges, and which in this was in perfect
symmetry of delicacy and miniature with the rest of her frame.
No! nothing in nature could be of a beautifuller cut; then, the
dark umbrage of the downy spring-moss that over-arched it
bestowed, on the luxury of the landscape, a touching warmth, a
tender finishing, beyond the expression of words, or even the
paint of thought.

Her truly enamour'd gallant, who had stood absorbed and
engrossed by the pleasure of the sight long enough to afford us
time to feast ours (no fear of glutting!) addressed himself at
length to the materials of enjoyment, and lifting the linen veil
that hung between us and his master member of the revels,
exhibited one whose eminent size proclaimed the owner a true
woman's hero. He was, besides, in every other respect an
accomplish'd gentleman, and in the bloom and vigour of youth.
Standing then between Harriet's legs, which were supported by her
two companions at their widest extension, with one hand he gently
disclosed the lips of that luscious mouth of nature, whilst with
the other, he stooped his mighty machine to its lure, from the
height of his stiff stand-up towards his belly; the lips, kept
open by his fingers, received its broad shelving head of coral
hue: and when he had nestled it in, he hovered there a little,
and the girls then deliver'd over to his hips the agreeable
office of supporting her thighs; and now, as if meant to spin out
his pleasure, and give it the more play for its life, he passed
up his instrument so slow that we lost sight of it inch by inch,
till at length it was wholly taken into the soft laboratory of
love, and the mossy mounts of each fairly met together. In the
mean time, we could plainly mark the prodigious effect the
progressions of this delightful energy wrought in this delicious
girl, gradually heightening her beauty as they heightened her
pleasure. Her countenance and whole frame grew more animated; the
faint blush of her cheeks, gaining ground on the white, deepened
into a florid vivid vermilion glow, her naturally brilliant eyes
now sparkled with ten-fold lustre; her languor was vanish'd, and
she appeared, quick spirited, and alive all over. He now fixed,
nailed, this tender creature with his home-driven wedge, so that
she lay passive by force, and unable to stir, till beginning to
play a strain of arms against this vein of delicacy, as he urged
the to-and-fro confriction, he awaken'd, rous'd, and touch'd her
so to the heart, that unable to contain herself, she could not
but reply to his motions as briskly as her nicety of frame would
admit of, till the raging stings of the pleasure rising towards
the point, made her wild with the intolerable sensations of it,
and she now threw her legs and arms about at random, as she lay
lost in the sweet transport; which on his side declared itself by
quicker, eager thrusts, convulsive gasps, burning sighs, swift
laborious breathings, eyes darting humid fires: all faithful
tokens of the imminent approaches of the last gasp of joy. It
came on at length: the baronet led the extasy, which she
critically joined in, as she felt the melting symptoms from him,
in the nick of which glewing more ardently than ever his lips to
hers, he shewed all the signs of that agony of bliss being strong
upon him, in which he gave her the finishing titillation; inly
thrill'd with which, we saw plainly that she answered it down
with all effusion of spirit and matter she was mistress of,
whilst a general soft shudder ran through all her limbs, which
she gave a stretch-out of, and lay motionless, breathless, dying
with dear delight; and in the height of its expression, shewing,
through the nearly closed lids of her eyes, just the edges of
their black, the rest being rolled strongly upwards in their
extasy; then her sweet mouth appear'd languishingly open, with
the tip of her tongue leaning negligently towards the lower range
of her white teeth, whilst the natural ruby colour of her lips
glowed with heightened life. Was not this a subject to dwell
upon? And accordingly her lover still kept on her, with an
abiding delectation, till compressed, squeezed and distilled to
the last drop, he took leave with one fervent kiss, expressing
satisfy'd desires, but unextinguish'd love.

As soon as he was off, I ran to her, and sitting down on the
couch by her, rais'd her head, which she declin'd gently, and
hung on my bosom, to hide her blushes and confusion at what had
pass'd, till by degrees she recomposed herself and accepted of a
restorative glass of wine from my spark, who had left me to fetch
it her, whilst her own was re-adjusting his affairs and buttoning
up; after which he led her, leaning languishingly upon him, to
our stand of view round the couch.

And now Emily's partner had taken her out for her share in the
dance, when this transcendently fair and sweet tempered creature
readily stood up; and if a complexion to put the rose and lily
out of countenance, extreme pretty features, and that florid
health and bloom for which the country-girls are so lovely, might
pass her for a beauty, this she certainly was, and one of the
most striking of the fair ones.

Her gallant began first, as she stood, to disengage her
breasts, and restore them to the liberty of nature, from the easy
confinement of no more than a pair of jumps; but on their coming
out to view, we thought a new light was added to the room, so
superiourly shining was their whiteness; then they rose in so
happy a swell as to compose her a wellformed fulness of bosom,
that had such an effect on the eye as to seem flesh hardening
into marble, of which it emulated the polished gloss, and far
surpassed even the whitest, in the life and lustre of its
colours, white veined with blue. Refrain who could from such
provoking enticements to it in reach? He touched her breasts,
first lightly, when the glossy smoothness of the skin eluded his
hand, and made it slip along the surface; he press'd them, and
the springy flesh that filled them thus pitted by force, rose
again reboundingly with his hand, and on the instant effac'd the
pressure: and alike indeed was the consistence of all those parts
of her body throughout, where the fulness of flesh compacts and
constitutes all that fine firmness which the touch is so highly
attach'd to. When he had thus largely pleased himself with this
branch of dalliance and delight, he truss'd up her petticoat and
shift in a wisp to her waist, where being tuck'd in, she stood
fairly naked on every side; a blush at this overspread her lovely
face, and her eyes down cast to the ground seemed to be for
quarter, when she had so great a right to triumph in all the
treasures of youth and beauty that she now so victoriously
display'd. Her legs were perfectly well shaped and her thighs,
which she kept pretty close, shewed so white, so round, so
substantial and abounding in firm flesh, that nothing could offer
a stronger recommendation to the luxury of the touch, which he
accordingly did not fail to indulge himself in. Then gently
removing her hand, which in the first emotion of natural modesty
she had carried thither, he gave us rather a glimpse than a view
of that soft narrow chink running its little length downwards and
hiding the remains of it between her thighs; but plain was to be
seen the fringe of light-brown curls, in beauteous growth over
it, that with their silky gloss created a pleasing variety from
the surrounding white, whose lustre too, their gentle embrowning
shade, considerably raised. Her spark then endeavoured, as she
stood, by disclosing her thighs, to gain us a completer sight of
that central charm of attraction, but not obtaining it so
conveniently in that attitude, he led her to the foot of the
couch, and bringing to it one of the pillows, gently inclin'd her
head down, so that as she leaned with it over her crossed hands,
straddling with her thighs wide spread, and jutting her body out,
she presented a full back view of her person, naked to the waist.
Her posteriours, plump, smooth, and prominent, form'd luxuriant
tracts of animated snow, that splendidly filled the eye, till it
was commanded down the parting or separation of those exquisitely
white cliffs, by their narrow vale, and was there stopt, and
attracted by the embowered bottom-cavity, that terminated this
delightful vista and stood moderately gaping from the influence
of her bended posture, so that the agreeable, interior red of the
sides of the orifice came into view, and with respect to the
white that dazzled round it, gave somewhat the idea of a pink
slash in the glossiest white satin. Her gallant, who was a
gentleman about thirty, somewhat inclin'd to a fatness that was
in no sort displeasing, improving the hint thus tendered him of
this mode of enjoyment, after settling her well in this posture,
and encouraging her with kisses and caresses to stand him
through, drew out his affair ready erected, and whose extreme
length, rather disproportion'd to its breadth, was the more
surprizing, as that excess is not often the case with those of
his corpulent habit; making then the right and direct
application, he drove it up to the guard, whilst the round bulge
of those Turkish beauties of her's tallying with the hollow made
with the bent of his belly and thighs, as they curved inwards,
brought all those parts, surely not undelightfully, into warm
touch, and close conjunction; his hands he kept passing round her
body, and employed in toying with her enchanting breasts. As soon
too as she felt him at home as he could reach, she lifted her
head a little from the pillow, and turning her neck, without much
straining, but her cheeks glowing with the deepest scarlet, and a
smile of the tenderest satisfaction, met the kiss he press'd
forward to give her as they were thus close joined together: when
leaving him to pursue his delights, she hid again her face and
blushes with her hands and pillow, and thus stood passively and
as favourably too as she could, whilst he kept laying at her with
repeated thrusts and making the meeting flesh on both sides
resound again with the violence of them; then ever as he backen'd
from her, we could see between them part of his long whitestaff
foamingly in motion, till, as he went on again and closed with
her, the interposing hillocks took it out of sight. Sometimes he
took his hands from the semi-globes of her bosoms, and
transferred the pressure of them to those larger ones, the
present subjects of his soft blockade, which he squeez'd, grasp'd
and play'd with, till at length a pursuit of driving, so hotly
urged, brought on the height of the fit, with such overpowering
pleasure, that his fair partner became, now necessary to support
him, panting, fainting and dying as he discharged; which she no
sooner felt the killing sweetness of, than unable to keep her
legs, and yielding to the mighty intoxication, she reeled, and
falling forward on the couch, made it a necessity for him, if he
would preserve the warm pleasurehold, to fall upon her, where
they perfected, in a continued conjunction of body and extatic
flow, their scheme of joys for that time.

As soon as he had disengag'd, the charming Emily got up, and
we crowded round her with congratulations and other officious
little services; for it is to be noted, that though all modesty
and reserve were banished from the transaction of these
pleasures, good manners and politeness were inviolably observ'd:
here was no gross ribaldry, no offensive or rude behaviour, or
ungenerous reproaches to the girls for their compliance with the
humours and desires of the men. On the contrary, nothing was
wanting to soothe, encourage, and soften the sense of their
condition to them. Men know not in general how much they destroy
of their own pleasure, when they break through the respect and
tenderness due to our sex, and even to those of it who live only
by pleasing them. And this was a maxim perfectly well understood
by these polite voluptuaries, these profound adepts in the great
art and science of pleasure, who never shew'd these votaries of
theirs a more tender respect than at the time of those exercises
of their complaisance, when they unlock'd their treasures of
concealed beauty, and shewed out in the pride of their native
charms, ever-more touching surely than when they paraded it in
the artificial ones of dress and ornament.

The frolick was now come round to me, and it being my turn of
subscription to the will and pleasure of my particular elect, as
well as to that of the company, he came to me, and saluting me
very tenderly, with a flattering eagerness, put me in mind of the
compliances my presence there authoriz'd the hopes of, and at the
same time repeated to me that if all this force of example had
not surmounted any repugnance I might have to concur with the
humours and desires of the company, that though the play was
bespoke for my benefit, and great as his own private
disappointment might be, he would suffer any thing, sooner than
be the instrument of imposing a disagreeable task on me.

To this I answered, without the least hesitation or mincing
grimace, that had I not even contracted a kind of engagement to
be at his disposal without the least reserve, the example of such
agreeable companions would alone determine me and that I was in
no pain about any thing but my appearing to so great a
disadvantage after such superior beauties. And take notice that I
thought as I spoke. The frankness of the answer pleas'd them all;
my particular was complimented on his acquisition, and, by way of
indirect flattery to me, openly envied.

Mrs. Cole, by the way, could not have given me a greater mark
of her regard than in managing for me the choice of this young
gentleman for my master of the ceremonies: for, independent of
his noble birth and the great fortune he was heir to, his person
was even uncommonly pleasing, well shaped and tall; his face
mark'd with the small-pox, but no more than what added a grace of
more manliness to features rather turned to softness and
delicacy, was marvellously enliven'd by eyes which were of the
clearest sparkling black; in short, he was one whom any woman
would, in the familiar style, readily call a very pretty

I was now handed by him to the cock-pit of our match, where,
as I was dressed in nothing but a white morning gown, he
vouchsafed to play the male-Abigail on this occasion, and spared
me the confusion that would have attended the forwardness of
undressing myself: my gown then was loosen'd in a trice, and I
divested of it; my stay next offered an obstacle which readily
gave way, Louisa very readily furnishing a pair of scissors to
cut the lace; off went that shell and dropping my upper-coat, I
was reduced to my under one and my shift, the open bosom of which
gave the hands and eyes all the liberty they could wish. Here I
imagin'd the stripping was to stop, but I reckoned short: my
spark, at the desire of the rest, tenderly begged that I would
not suffer the small remains of a covering to rob them of a full
view of my whole person; and for me, who was too flexibly
obsequious to dispute any point with them, and who considered the
little more that remain'd as very immaterial, I readily assented
to whatever he pleased. In an instant, then, my under-petticoat
was untied and at my feet, and my shift drawn over my head, so
that my cap, slightly fasten'd, came off with it, and brought all
my hair down (of which, be it again remembered without vanity,
that I had a very fine head) in loose disorderly ringlets, over
my neck and shoulders, to the not unfavourable set-off of my

I now stood before my judges in all the truth of nature, to
whom I could not appear a very disagreeable figure, if you please
to recollect what I have before said of my person, which time,
that at certain periods of life robs us every instant of our
charms, had, at that of mine, then greatly improved into full and
open bloom, for I wanted some months of eighteen. My breasts,
which in the state of nudity are ever capital points, now in no
more than in graceful plenitude, maintained a firmness and steady
independence of any stay or support that dared and invited the
test of the touch. Then I was as tall, as slim-shaped as could be
consistent with all that juicy plumpness of flesh, ever the most
grateful to the senses of sight and touch, which I owed to the
health and youth of my constitution. I had not, however, so
thoroughly renounc'd all innate shame as not to suffer great
confusion at the state I saw myself in; but the whole troop round
me, men and women, relieved me with every mark of applause and
satisfaction, every flattering attention to raise and inspire me
with even sentiments of pride on the figure I made, which, my
friend gallantly protested, infinitely outshone all other
birthday finery whatever; so that had I leave to set down, for
sincere, all the compliments these connoisseurs overwhelmed me
with upon this occasion, I might flatter myself with having
pass'd my examination with the approbation of the learned.

My friend however, who for this time had alone the disposal of
me, humoured their curiosity, and perhaps his own, so far that he
placed me in all the variety of postures and lights imaginable,
pointing out every beauty under every aspect of it, not without
such parentheses of kisses, such inflammatory liberties of his
roving hands, as made all shame fly before them, and a blushing
glow give place to a warmer one of desire, which led me even to
find some relish in the present scene.

But in this general survey, you may be sure, the most material
spot of me was not excus'd the strictest visitation; nor was it
but agreed, that I had not the least reason to be diffident of
passing even for a maid, on occasion: so inconsiderable a flaw
had my preceding adventures created there, and so soon had the
blemish of an over-stretch been repaired and worn out at my age,
and in my naturally small make in that part.

Now, whether my partner had exhausted all the modes of
regaling the touch or sight, or whether he was now ungovernably
wound up to strike, I know not; but briskly throwing off his
clothes, the prodigious heat bred by a close room, a great fire,
numerous candles, and even the inflammatory warmth of these
scenes, induced him to lay aside his shirt too, when his
breeches, before loosen'd, now gave up their contents to view,
and shew'd in front the enemy I had to engage with, stiffly
bearing up the port of its head unhooded, and glowing red. Then I
plainly saw what I had to trust to: it was one of those just
true-siz'd instruments, of which the masters have a better
command than the more unwieldy, inordinate siz'd ones are
generally under. Straining me then close to his bosom, as he
stood up fore-right against me and applying to the obvious niche
its peculiar idol, he aimed at inserting it, which, as I
forwardly favoured, he effected at once by canting up my thighs
over his naked hips, and made me receive every inch, and close
home; so that stuck upon the pleasure-pivot, and clinging round
his neck, in which and in his hair I hid my face, burningly
flushing with my present feelings as much as with shame, my bosom
glew'd to his; he carried me once round the couch, on which he
then, without quitting the middle-fastness, or dischannelling,
laid me down, and began the pleasure-grist. But so provokingly
predisposed and primed as we were, by all the moving sights of
the night, our imagination was too much heated not to melt us of
the soonest: and accordingly, I no sooner felt the warm spray
darted up my inwards from him, but I was punctually on flow, to
share the momentary extasy; but I had yet greater reason to boast
of our harmony: for finding that all the flames of desire were
not yet quench'd within me, but that rather, like wetted coals, I
glowed the fiercer for this sprinkling, my hot-mettled spark,
sympathizing with me, and loaded for a double fire, recontinu'd
the sweet battery with undying vigour; greatly pleas'd at which I
gratefully endeavoured to accommodate all my motions to his best
advantage and delight; kisses, squeezes, tender murmurs, all came
into play, till our joys, growing more turbulent and riotous,
threw us into a fond disorder, and as they raged to a point, bore
us far from ourselves into an ocean of boundless pleasures, into
which we both plunged together in a transport of taste. Now all
the impressions of burning desire, from the lively scenes I had
been spectatress of, ripened by the heat of this exercise, and
collecting to a head, throbb'd and agitated me with insupportable
irritations: I did not now enjoy a calm of reason enough to
perceive, but I extatically, indeed, felt the power of such rare
and exquisite provocatives, as the examples of the night had
proved towards thus exalting our pleasures: which, with great
joy, I sensibly found my gallant shared in, by his nervous and
home expressions of it: his eyes flashing eloquent flames, his
action infuriated with the stings of it, all conspiring to rise
my delight by assuring me of his. Lifted then to the utmost pitch
of joy that human life can bear, undestroyed by excess, I touch'd
that sweetly critical point, whence scarce prevented by the
injection from my partner, I dissolved, and breaking out into a
deep drawn sigh, sent my whole sensitive soul down to that
passage where escape was denied it, by its being so deliciously
plugged and chok'd up. Thus we lay a few blissful instants,
overpowered, still, and languid; till, as the sense of pleasure
stagnated, we recover'd from out trance, and he slipt out of me,
not however before he had protested his extreme satisfaction by
the tenderest kiss and embrace, as well as by the most cordial

The company, who had stood round us in a profound silence,
when all was over, help'd me to hurry on my cloaths in an
instant, and complimented me on the sincere homage they could not
escape observing had been done (as they termed it) to the
sovereignty of my charms, in my receiving a double payment of
tribute at one juncture. But my partner, now dress'd again,
signaliz'd, above all, a fondness unbated by the circumstance of
recent enjoyment; the girls too kiss'd and embraced me, assuring
me that for that time, or indeed any other, unless I pleased, I
was to go thro' no farther publick trials, and that I was now
consummatedly initiated, and one of them.

As it was an inviolable law for every gallant to keep to his
partner, for the night especially, and even till he relinquish'd
possession over to the community, in order to preserve a pleasing
property and to avoid the disgusts and indelicacy of another
arrangement, the company, after a short refection of biscuits and
wine, tea and chocolate, served in at now about one in the
morning, broke up, and went off in pairs. Mrs. Cole had prepared
my spark and me an occasional field-bed, to which we retir'd, and
there ended the night in one continued strain of pleasure,
sprightly and uncloy'd enough for us not to have formed one wish
for its ever knowing an end. In the morning, after a restorative
breakfast in bed, he got up, and with very tender assurances of a
particular regard for me, left me to the composure and
refreshment of a sweet slumber; waking out of which, and getting
up to dress before Mrs. Cole should come in, I found in one of my
pockets a purse of guineas, which he had slipt there; and just as
I was musing on a liberality I had certainly not expected, Mrs.
Cole came in, to whom I immediately communicated the present, and
naturally offered her whatever share she pleas'd: but assuring me
that the gentleman had very nobly rewarded her, she would on no
terms, no entreaties, no shape I could put it in, receive any
part of it. Her denial, she observed, was not affectation of
grimace, and proceeded to read me such admirable lessons on the
economy of my person and my purse as I became amply paid for my
general attention and conformity to in the course of my
acquaintance with the town. After which, changing the discourse,
she fell on the pleasures of the preceding night, where I
learn'd, without much surprize, as I began to enter on her
character, that she had seen every thing that had passed, from a
convenient place managed solely for that purpose, and of which
she readily made me the confidante.

She had scarce finish'd this, when the little troop of love,
the girls my companions, broke in and renewed their compliments
and caresses. I observed with pleasure that the fatigues and
exercises of the night had not usurped in the least on the life
of their complexion, or the freshness of their bloom: this I
found, by their confession, was owing to the management and
advice of our rare directress. They went down then to figure it,
as usual, in the shop, whilst I repair'd to my lodgings, where I
employed myself till I returned to dinner at Mrs. Cole's.

Here I staid in constant amusement, with one or other of these
charming girls, till about five in the evening; when seiz'd with
a sudden drowsy fit, I was prevailed on to go up and doze it off
on Harriet's bed, who left me on it to my repose. There then I
lay down in my cloaths and fell fast asleep, and had now enjoyed,
by guess, about an hour's rest, when I was pleasingly disturbed
by my new and favourite gallant, who, enquiring for me, was
readily directed where to find me. Coming then into my chamber,
and seeing me lie alone, with my face turn'd from the light
towards the inside of the bed, he, without more ado, just slipped
off his breeches, for the greater ease and enjoyment of the naked
touch; and softly turning up my petticoat and shift behind,
opened the prospect of the back avenue to the genial seat of
pleasure; where, as I lay at my side length, inclining rather
face downward, I appeared full fair, and liable to be entered.
Laying himself then gently down by me, he invested me behind, and
giving me to feel the warmth of his body as he applied his thighs
and belly close to me, and the endeavours of that machine, whose
touch has something so exquisitely singular in it, to make its
way good into me. I wak'd pretty much startled at first, but
seeing who it was, disposed myself to turn to him, when he gave
me a kiss, and desiring me to keep my posture, just lifted up my
upper thigh, and ascertaining the right opening, soon drove it up
to the farthest: satisfied with which, and solacing himself with
lying so close in those parts, he suspended motion, and thus
steeped in pleasure, kept me lying on my side, into him,
spoon-fashion, as he term'd it, from the snug indent of the back
part of my thighs, and all upwards, into the space of the bending
between his thighs and belly; till, after some time, that
restless and turbulent inmate, impatient by nature of longer
quiet, urg'd him to action, which now prosecuting with all the
usual train of toying, kissing, and the like, ended at length in
the liquid proof on both sides, that we had not exhausted, or at
least were quickly recruited of last night's draughts of pleasure
in us.

With this noble and agreeable youth liv'd I in perfect joy and
constancy. He was full bent on keeping me to himself, for the
honey-month at least; but his stay in London was not even so
long, his father, who had a post in Ireland, taking him abruptly
with him on his repairing thither. Yet even then I was near
keeping hold of his affection and person, as he had propos'd, and
I had consented to follow him in order to go to Ireland after
him, as soon as he could be settled there; but meeting with an
agreeable and advantageous match in that kingdom, he chose the
wiser part, and forebore sending for me, but at the same time
took care that I should receive a very magnificent present, which
did not however compensate for all my deep regret on my loss of

This event also created a chasm in our little society, which
Mrs. Cole, on the foot of her usual caution, was in no haste to
fill up; but then it redoubled her attention to procure me, in
the advantages of a traffic for a counterfeit maidenhead, some
consolation for the sort of widowhood I had been left in; and
this was a scheme she had never lost prospect of, and only waited
for a proper person to bring it to bear with.

But I was, it seems, fated to be my own caterer in this, as I
had been in my first trial of the market.

I had now pass'd near a month in the enjoyment of all the
pleasures of familiarity and society with my companions, whose
particular favourites (the baronet excepted, who soon after took
Harriet home) had all, on the terms of community establish'd in
the house, solicited the gratification of their taste for variety
in my embraces; but I had with the utmost art and address, on
various pretexts, eluded their pursuit, without giving them cause
to complain; and this reserve I used neither out of dislike of
them, or disgust of the thing, but my true reason was my
attachment to my own, and my tenderness of invading the choice of
my companions, who outwardly exempt, as they seem'd, from
jealousy, could not but in secret like me the better for the
regard I had for, without making a merit of it to them. Thus
easy, and beloved by the whole family, did I go on; when one day,
that, about five in the afternoon, I stepped over to a
fruiterer's shop in Covent Garden, to pick some table fruit for
myself and the young women, I met with the following

Whilst I was chaffering for the fruit I wanted, I observ'd
myself follow'd by a young gentleman, whose rich dress first
attracted my notice; for the rest, he had nothing remarkable in
his person, except that he was pale, thin-made, and ventur'd
himself upon legs rather of the slenderest. Easy was it to
perceive, without seeming to perceive it, that it was me he
wanted to be at; and keeping his eyes fixed on me, till he came
to the same basket that I stood at, and cheapening, or rather
giving the first price ask'd for the fruit, began his approaches.
Now most certainly I was not at all out of figure to pass for a
modest girl. I had neither the feathers nor fumet of a taudry
townmiss: a straw hat, a white gown, clean linen, and above all,
a certain natural and easy air of modesty (which the appearances
of never forsook me, even on those occasions that I most broke in
upon it, in practice) were all signs that gave him no opening to
conjecture my condition. He spoke to me; and this address from a
stranger throwing a blush into my cheeks that still set him wider
off the truth, I answered him with an awkwardness and confusion
the more apt to impose, as there was really a mixture of the
genuine in them. But when proceeding, on the foot of having
broken the ice, to join discourse, he went into other leading
questions, I put so much innocence, simplicity, and even
childishness into my answers that on no better foundation, liking
my person as he did, I will answer for it, he would have been
sworn for my modesty. There is, in short, in the men, when once
they are caught, by the eye especially, a fund of gullibility
that their lordly wisdom little dreams of, and in virtue of which
the most sagacious of them are seen so often our dupes. Amongst
other queries he put to me, one was whether I was married. I
replied that I was too young to think of that this many a year.
To that of my age, I answered, and sunk a year upon him, passing
myself for not seventeen. As to my way of life, I told him I had
serv'd an apprenticeship to a milliner in Preston, and was come
to town after a relation, that I had found, on my arrival, was
dead, and now liv'd journey-woman to a milliner in town. That
last article, indeed, was not much of the side of what I
pretended to pass for; but it did pass, under favour of the
growing passion I had inspir'd him with. After he had next got
out of me, very dextrously as he thought, what I had no sort of
design to make reserve of, my own, my mistress's name, and place
of abode, he loaded me with fruit, all the rarest and dearest he
could pick out, and sent me home, pondering on what might be the
consequence of this adventure.

As soon then as I came to Mrs. Cole's, I related to her all
that passed, on which she very judiciously concluded that if he
did not come after me there was no harm done, and that, if he
did, as her presage suggested to her he would, his character and
his views should be well sifted, so as to know whether the game
was worth the springs; that in the mean time nothing was easier
than my part in it, since no more rested on me than to follow her
cue and promptership throughout, to the last act.

The next morning, after an evening spent on his side, as we
afterwards learnt, in perquisitions into Mrs. Cole's character in
the neighbourhood (than which nothing could be more favourable to
her design upon him), my gentleman came in his chariot to the
shop, where Mrs. Cole alone had an inkling of his errand. Asking
then for her, he easily made a beginning of acquaintance by
be-speaking some millinery ware: when, as I sat without lifting
up my eyes, and pursuing the hem of a ruffle with the utmost
composure and simplicity of industry, Mrs. Cole took notice that
the first impressions I made on him ran no risk of being
destroyed by those of Louisa and Emily, who were then sitting at
work by me. After vainly endeavouring to catch my eyes in
re-encounter with his (as I held my head down, affecting a kind
of consciousness of guilt for having, by speaking to him, given
him encouragement and means of following me), and after giving
Mrs. Cole direction when to bring the things home herself, and
the time he should expect them, he went out, taking with him some
goods that he paid for liberally, for the better grace of his


The girls all this time did not in the least smoke the mystery
of this new customer; but Mrs. Cole, as soon as we were
conveniently alone, insur'd me, in virtue of her long experience
in these matters, that for this bout my charms had not miss'd
fire; for that by his eagerness, his manner and looks, she was
sure he had it: the only point now in doubt was his character and
circumstances, which her knowledge of the town would soon gain
her sufficient acquaintance with, to take her measures upon.

And effectively, in a few hours, her intelligence serv'd her
so well that she learn'd that this conquest of mine was no other
than Mr. Norbert, a gentleman originally of great fortune, which,
with a constitution naturally not the best, he had vastly
impaired by his over-violent pursuit of the vices of the town; in
the course of which, having worn out and stal'd all the more
common modes of debauchery, he had fallen into a taste of
maiden-hunting; in which chase he had ruin'd a number of girls,
sparing no expence to compass his ends, and generally using them
well till tired, or cool'd by enjoyment, or springing a new face,
he could with more ease disembarrass himself of the old ones, and
resign them to their fate, as his sphere of achievements of that
sort lay only amongst such as he could proceed with by way of
bargain and sale.

Concluding from these premises, Mrs. Cole observ'd that a
character of this sort was ever a lawful prize; that the sin
would be, not to make the best of our market of him; and that she
thought such a girl as I only too good for him at any rate, and
on any terms.

She went then, at the hour appointed, to his lodgings in one
of our inns of court, which were furnished in a taste of grandeur
that had a special eye to all the conveniences of luxury and
pleasure. Here she found him in ready waiting; and after
finishing her pretence of business, and a long circuit of
discussions concerning her trade, which she said was very bad,
the qualities of her servants, 'prentices, journey-women, the
discourse naturally landed at length on me, when Mrs. Cole,
acting admirably the good old prating gossip, who lets every
thing escape her when her tongue is set in motion, cooked him up
a story so plausible of me, throwing in every now and then such
strokes of art, with all the simplest air of nature, in praise of
my person and temper, as finished him finely for her purpose,
whilst nothing could be better counterfeited than her innocence
of his. But when now fired and on edge, he proceeded to drop
hints of his design and views upon me, after he had with much
confusion and pains brought her to the point (she kept as long
aloof from as she thought proper) of understanding him, without
now affecting to pass for a dragoness of virtue, by flying out
into those violent and ever suspicious passions, she stuck with
the better grace and effect to the character of a plain, good
sort of a woman, that knew no harm, and that getting her bread in
an honest way, was made of stuff easy and flexible enough to be
wrought upon to his ends, by his superior skill and address; but,
however, she managed so artfully that three or four meetings took
place before he could obtain the least favourable hope of her
assistance; without which, he had, by a number of fruitless
messages, letters, and other direct trials of my disposition,
convinced himself there was no coming at me, all which too rais'd
at once my character and price with him.

Regardful, however, of not carrying these difficulties to such
a length as might afford time for starting discoveries, or
incidents, unfavourable to her plan, she at last pretended to be
won over by mere dint of entreaties, promises, and, above all, by
the dazzling sum she took care to wind him up to the
specification of, when it was now even a piece of art to feign,
at once, a yielding to the allurements of a great interest, as a
pretext for her yielding at all, and the manner of it such as
might persuade him she had never dipp'd her virtuous fingers in
an affair of that sort.

Thus she led him through all the gradations of difficulty, and
obstacles, necessary to enhance the value of the prize he aim'd
at; and in conclusion, he was so struck with the little beauty I
was mistress of, and so eagerly bent on gaining his ends of me,
that he left her even no room to boast of her management in
bringing him up to her mark, he drove so plum of himself into
every thing tending to make him swallow the bait. Not but, in
other respects, Mr. Norbert was not clear sighted enough, or that
he did not perfectly know the town, and even by experience, the
very branch of imposition now in practice upon him: but we had
his passion our friend so much, he was so blinded and hurried on
by it, that he would have thought any undeception a very ill
office done to his pleasure. Thus concurring, even precipitately,
to the point she wanted him at, Mrs. Cole brought him at last to
hug himself on the cheap bargain he consider'd the purchase of my
imaginary jewel was to him, at no more than three hundred guineas
to myself, and a hundred to the brokeress: being a slender
recompense for all her pains, and all the scruples of conscience
she had now sacrificed to him for this the first time of her
life; which sums were to be paid down on the nail, upon livery of
my person, exclusive of some no inconsiderable presents that had
been made in the course of the negotiation: during which I had
occasionally, but sparingly been introduc'd into his company, at
proper times and hours; in which it is incredible how little it
seem'd necessary to strain my natural disposition to modesty
higher, in order to pass it upon him for that of a very maid: all
my looks and gestures ever breathing nothing but that innocence
which the men so ardently require in us, for no other end than to
feast themselves with the pleasures of destroying it, and which
they are so grievously, with all their skill, subject to mistakes

When the articles of the treaty had been fully agreed on, the
stipulated payments duly secur'd, and nothing now remained but
the execution of the main point, which center'd in the surrender
of my person up to his free disposal and use, Mrs. Cole managed
her objections, especially to his lodgings, and insinuations so
nicely, that it became his own mere notion and urgent request
that this copy of a wedding should be finish'd at her house: At
first, indeed, she did not care, said she, to have such doings in
it...she would not for a thousand pounds have any of the servants
or 'prentices know it...her precious good name would be gone
forever--with the like excuses. However, on superior objections
to all other expedients, whilst she took care to start none but
those which were most liable to them, it came round at last to
the necessity of her obliging him in that conveniency, and of
doing a little more where she had already done so much.

The night then was fix'd, with all possible respect to the
eagerness of his impatience, and in the mean time Mrs. Cole had
omitted no instructions, nor even neglected any preparation, that
might enable me to come off with honour, in regard to the
appearance of my virginity, except that, favour'd as I was by
nature with all the narrowness of stricture in that part
requisite to conduct my designs, I had no occasion to borrow
those auxiliaries of art that create a momentary one, easily
discover'd by the test of a warm bath; and as to the usual
sanguinary symptoms of defloration, which, if not always, are
generally attendants on it, Mrs. Cole had made me the mistress of
an invention of her own which could hardly miss its effect, and
of which more in its place.

Everything then being disposed and fix'd for Mr. Norbert's
reception, he was, at the hour of eleven at night, with all the
mysteries of silence and secrecy, let in by Mrs. Cole herself,
and introduced into her bed-chamber, where, in an old-fashioned
bed of her's, I lay, fully undressed, and panting, if not with
the fears of a real maid, at least with those perhaps greater of
a dissembled one which gave me an air of confusion and
bashfulness that maiden-modesty had all the honour of, and was
indeed scarce distinguishable from it, even by less partial eyes
than those of my lover: so let me call him, for I ever thought
the term "cully" too cruel a reproach to the men for their abused
weakness for us.

As soon as Mrs. Cole, after the old gossipery, on these
occasions, us'd to young women abandoned for the first time to
the will of man, had left us alone in her room, which,
by-the-bye, was well lighted up, at his previous desire, that
seemed to bode a stricter examination that he afterwards made,
Mr. Norbert, still dressed, sprung towards the bed, where I got
my head under the cloaths, and defended them a good while before
he could even get at my lips, to kiss them: so true it is, that a
false virtue, on this occasion, even makes a greater rout and
resistance than a true one. From thence he descended to my
breasts, the feel I disputed tooth and nail with him till, tired
with my resistance, and thinking probably to give a better
account of me, when got into bed to me, he hurry'd his cloaths
off in an instant, and came into bed.

Mean while, by the glimpse I stole of him, I could easily
discover a person far from promising any such doughty
performances as the storming of maidenheads generally requires,
and whose flimsy consumptive texture gave him more the air of an
invalid that was pressed, than of a volunteer, on such hot

At scarce thirty, he had already reduced his strength of
appetite down to a wretched dependence on forc'd provocatives,
very little seconded by the natural power of a body jaded and
racked off to the lees by constant repeated over-draughts of
pleasure, which had done the work of sixty winters on his springs
of life: leaving him at the same time all the fire and heat of
youth in his imagination, which served at once to torment and
spur him down the precipice.

As soon as he was in bed, he threw off the bed-cloaths, which
I suffered him to force from my hold, and I now lay as expos'd as
he could wish, not only to his attacks, but his visitation of the
sheets; where in the various agitations of the body, through my
endeavours to defend myself, he could easily assure himself there
was no preparation: though, to do him justice, he seem'd a less
strict examinant than I had apprehended from so experienc'd a
practitioner. My shift then he fairly tore open, finding I made
too much use of it to barricade my breasts, as well as the more
important avenue: yet in every thing else he proceeded with all
the marks of tenderness and regard to me, whilst the art of my
play was to shew none for him. I acted then all the niceties,
apprehensions, and terrors supposable for a girl perfectly
innocent to feel at so great a novelty as a naked man in bed with
her for the first time. He scarce even obtained a kiss but what
he ravished; I put his hand away twenty times from my breasts,
where he had satisfied himself of their hardness and consistence,
with passing for hitherto unhandled goods. But when grown
impatient for the main point, he now threw himself upon me, and
first trying to examine me with his finger, sought to make
himself further way, I complained of his usage bitterly: I
thought he would not have serv'd a body so...I was ruin'd...I
did not know what I had done...I would get up, so I would ...and
at the same time kept my thighs so fast locked, that it was not
for strength like his to force them open, or do any good. Finding
thus my advantages, and that I had both my own and his motions at
command, the deceiving him came so easy that it was perfectly
playing upon velvet. In the mean time his machine, which was one
of those sizes that slip in and out without being minded, kept
pretty stiffly bearing against that part, which the shutting my
thighs barr'd access to; but finding, at length, he could do no
good by mere dint of bodily strength, he resorted to entreaties
and arguments: to which I only answer'd with a tone of shame and
timidity, that I was afraid he would kill me...Lord!...I would
not be served so...I was never so used in all my born days...I
wondered he was not ashamed of himself, so I did..., with such
silly infantile moods of repulse and complaint as I judged best
adapted to the express the character of innocence and affright.
Pretending, however, to yield at length to the vehemence of his
insistence, in action and words, I sparingly disclosed my thighs,
so that he could just touch the cloven inlet with the tip of his
instrument: but as he fatigued and toil'd to get it in, a twist
of my body, so as to receive it obliquely, not only thwarted his
admission, but giving a scream, as if he had pierced me to the
heart, I shook him off me with such violence that he could not
with all his might to it, keep the saddle: vex'd indeed at this
he seemed, but not in the style of any displeasure with me for my
skittishness; on the contrary, I dare swear he held me the
dearer, and hugged himself for the difficulties that even hurt
his instant pleasure. Fired, however, now beyond all bearance of
delay, he remounts and begg'd of me to have patience, stroking
and soothing me to it by all the tenderest endearments and
protestations of what he would moreover do for me; at which,
feigning to be something softened, and abating of the anger that
I had shewn at his hurting me so prodigiously, I suffered him to
lay my thighs aside, and make way for a new trial; but I watched
the directions and management of his point so well, that no
sooner was the orifice in the least open to it, but I gave such a
timely jerk as seemed to proceed not from the evasion of his
entry, but from the pain his efforts at it put me to: a
circumstance too that I did not fail to accompany with proper
gestures, sighs and cries of complaint, of which that he had hurt
me...he kill'd me...I should die ...were the most frequent
interjections. But now, after repeated attempts, in which he had
not made the least impression towards gaining his point, at least
for that time, the pleasure rose so fast upon him that he could
not check or delay it, and in the vigour and fury which the
approaches of the height of it inspir'd him, he made one fierce
thrust, that had almost put me by my guard, and lodged it so far
that I could feel the warm inspersion just within the exterior
orifice, which I had the cruelty not to let him finish there, but
threw him out again, not without a most piercing loud
exclamation, as if the pain had put me beyond all regard of being
overheard. It was easy then to observe that he was more
satisfy'd, more highly pleased with the supposed motives of his
baulk of consummation, than he would have been at the full
attainment of it. It was on this foot that I solved to myself all
the falsity I employed to procure him that blissful pleasure in
it, which most certainly he would not have tasted in the truth of
things. Eas'd however, and relieved by one discharge, he now
apply'd himself to sooth, encourage and to put me into humour and
patience to bear his next attempt, which he began to prepare and
gather force for, from all the incentives of the touch and sight
which he could think of, by examining every individual part of my
whole body, which he declared his satisfaction with in raptures
of applauses, kisses universally imprinted, and sparing no part
of me, in all the eagerest wantonness of feeling, seeing, and
toying. His vigour however did not return so soon, and I felt him
more than once pushing at the door, but so little in a condition
to break in, that I question whether he had the power to enter,
had I held it ever so open; but this he then thought me too
little acquainted with the nature of things to have any regret or
confusion about, and he kept fatiguing himself and me for a long
time, before he was in any state to resume his attacks with any
prospect of success; and then I breath'd him so warmly, and kept
him so at bay, that before he had made any sensible progress in
point of penetration, he was deliciously sweated, and weary'd out
indeed: so that it was deep in the morning before he achieved his
second let-go, about half way of entrance, I all the while crying
and complaining of his prodigious vigour, and the immensity of
what I appear'd to suffer splitting up with. Tired, however, at
length, with such athletic drudgery, my champion began now to
give out, and to gladly embrace the refreshment of some rest.
Kissing me then with much affection, and recommending me to my
repose, he presently fell fast asleep: which, as soon as I had
well satisfy'd myself of, I with much composure of body, so as
not to wake him by any motion, with much ease and safety too,
played of Mrs. Cole's advice for perfecting the signs of my

In each of the head bed-posts, just above where the bedsteads
are inserted into them, there was a small drawer, so artfully
adapted to the mouldings of the timber-work, that it might have
escap'd even the most curious search: which drawers were easily
open'd or shut by the touch of a spring, and were fitted each
with a shallow glass tumbler, full of a prepared fluid blood, in
which lay soak'd, for ready use, a sponge that required no more
than gently reaching the hand to it, taking it out and properly
squeezing between the thighs, when it yielded a great deal more
of the red liquid than would save a girl's honour; after which,
replacing it, and touching the spring, all possibility of
discovery, or even of suspicion, was taken away; and all this was
not the work of the fourth part of a minute, and on which ever
side one lay, the thing was equally easy and practicable, by the
double care taken to have each bed-post provided alike. True it
is, that had he waked and caught me in the act, it would at least
have covered me with shame and confusion; but then, that he did
not, was, with the precautions I took, a risk of a thousand to
one in my favour.

At ease now, and out of all fear of any doubt or suspicion on
his side, I address'd myself in good earnest to my repose, but
could obtain none; and in about half an hour's time my gentleman
waked again, and turning towards me, I feigned a sound sleep,
which he did not long respect; but girding himself again to renew
the onset, he began to kiss and caress me, when now making as if
I just wak'd, I complained of the disturbance, and of the cruel
pain that this little rest had stole my senses from. Eager,
however, for the pleasure, as well of consummating an entire
triumph over my virginity, he said everything that could overcome
my resistance, and bribe my patience to the end, which not I was
ready to listen to, from being secure of the bloody proofs I had
prepared of his victorious violence, though I still thought it
good policy not to let him in yet a while. I answered then only
to his importunities in sighs and moans that I was so hurt, I
could not bear it...I was sure he had done me a mischief; that he
had...he was such a sad man! At this, turning down the cloaths
and viewing the field of battle by the glimmer of a dying taper,
he saw plainly my thighs, shift, and sheets, all stained with
what he readily took for a virgin effusion, proceeding from his
last halfpenetration: convinc'd, and transported at which,
nothing could equal his joy and exultation. The illusion was
complete, no other conception entered his head but that of his
having been at work upon an unopen'd mine; which idea, upon so
strong an evidence, redoubled at once his tenderness for me, and
his ardour for breaking it wholly up. Kissing me then with the
utmost rapture, he comforted me, and begg'd my pardon for the
pain he had put me to: observing withal, that it was only a thing
in course: but the worst was certainly past, and that with a
little courage and constancy, I should get it once well over, and
never after experience any thing but the greatest pleasure. By
little and little I suffer'd myself to be prevailed on, and
giving, as it were, up the point to him, I made my thighs,
insensibly spreading them, yield him liberty of access, which
improving, he got a little within me, when by a well managed
reception I work'd the female screw so nicely, that I kept him
from the easy mid-channel direction, and by dextrous wreathing
and contortions, creating an artificial difficulty of entrance,
made him win it inch by inch, with the most laborious struggles,
I all the while sorely complaining: till at length, with might
and main, winding his way in, he got it completely home, and
giving my virginity, as he thought, the coup de grace, furnished
me with the cue of setting up a terrible outcry, whilst he,
triumphant and like a cock clapping his wings over his down-trod
mistress, pursu'd his pleasure: which presently rose, in virtue
of this idea of a complete victory, to a pitch that made me soon
sensible of his melting period; whilst I now lay acting the deep
wounded, breathless, frighten'd, undone, no longer maid.

You would ask me, perhaps, whether all this time I enjoy'd any
perception of pleasure? I assure you, little or none, till just
towards the latter end, a faintish sense of it came on
mechanically, from so long a struggle and frequent fret in that
ever sensible part; but, in the first place, I had no taste for
the person I was suffering the embraces of, on a pure mercenary
account; and then, I was not entirely delighted with myself for
the jade's part I was playing, whatever excuses I might have to
plead for my being brought into it; but then this insensibility
kept me so much the mistress of my mind and motions, that I could
the better manage so close a counterfeit, through the whole scene
of deception.

Recover'd at length to a more shew of life, by his tender
condolences, kisses and embraces, I upbraided him, and reproach'd
him with my ruin, in such natural terms as added to his
satisfaction with himself for having accomplish'd it; and
guessing, by certain observations of mine, that it would be
rather favourable to him, to spare him, when he some time after,
feebly enough, came on again to the assault, I resolutely
withstood any further endeavours, on a pretext that flattered his
prowess, of my being so violently hurt and sore that I could not
possibly endure a fresh trial. He then graciously granted me a
respite, and the next morning soon after advancing, I got rid of
further importunity, till Mrs. Cole, being rang for by him, came
in and was made acquainted, in terms of the utmost joy and
rapture, with his triumphant certainty of my virtue, and the
finishing stroke he had given it in the course of the night: of
which, he added, she would see proof enough in bloody characters
on the sheets.

You may guess how a woman of her turn of address and
experience humour'd the jest, and played him off with mixed
exclamations of shame, anger, compassion for me, and of her being
pleased that all was so well over: in which last, I believe, she
was certainly sincere. And now, as the objection which she had
represented as an invincible one, to my lying the first night at
his lodgings (which were studiously calculated for freedom of
intrigues), on the account of my maiden fears and terrors at the
thoughts of going to a gentleman's chambers, and being alone with
him in bed, was surmounted, she pretended to persuade me, in
favour to him, that I should go there to him whenever he pleas'd,
and still keep up all the necessary appearances of working with
her, that I might not lose, with my character, the prospect of
getting a good husband, and at the same time her house would be
kept the safer from scandal. All this seem'd so reasonable, so
considerate to Mr. Norbert, that he never once perceived that she
did not want him to resort to her house, lest he might in time
discover certain inconsistencies with the character she had set
out with to him: besides that, this plan greatly flattered his
own ease, and views of liberty.

Leaving me then to my much wanted rest, he got up, and Mrs.
Cole, after settling with him all points relating to me, got him
undiscovered out of the house. After which, as I was awake, she
came in and gave me due praises for my success. Behaving too with
her usual moderation and disinterestedness, she refus'd any share
of the sum I had thus earned, and put me into such a secure and
easy way of disposing of my affairs, which now amounted to a kind
of little fortune, that a child of ten years old might have kept
the account and property of them safe in its hands.

I was now restor'd again to my former state of a kept
mistress, and used punctually to wait on Mr. Norbert at his
chambers whenever he sent a messenger for me, which I constantly
took care to be in the way of, and manag'd with so much caution
that he never once penetrated the nature of my connections with
Mrs. Cole; but indolently given up to ease and the town
dissipations, the perpetual hurry of them hinder'd him from
looking into his own affairs, much less to mine.

In the mean time, if I may judge from my own experience, none
are better paid, or better treated, during their reign, than the
mistresses of those who, enervate by nature, debaucheries, or
age, have the least employment for the sex: sensible that a woman
must be satisfy'd some way, they ply her with a thousand little
tender attentions, presents, caresses, confidences, and exhaust
their inventions in means and devices to make up for the capital
deficiency; and even towards lessening that, what arts, what
modes, what refinements of pleasure have they not recourse to, to
raise their languid powers, and press nature into the service of
their sensuality ? But here is their misfortune, that when by a
course of teasing, worrying, handling, wanton postures,
lascivious motions, they have at length accomplish'd a flashy
enervate enjoyment, they at the same time lighted up a flame in
the object of their passion, that, not having the means
themselves to quench, drives her for relief into the next
person's arms, who can finish their work; and thus they become
bawds to some favourite, tried and approv'd of, for a more
vigorous and satisfactory execution; for with women, of our turn
especially, however well our hearts may be dispos'd, there is a
controlling part, or queen seat in us, that governs itself by its
own maxims of state, amongst which not one is stronger, in
practice with it, than, in the matter of its dues, never to
accept the will for the deed.

Mr. Norbert, who was much in this ungracious case, though he
profess'd to like me extremely, could but seldom consummate the
main-joy itself with me, without such a length and variety of
preparations, as were at once wearisome and inflammatory.

Sometimes he would strip me stark naked on a carpet, by a good
fire, when he would contemplate me almost by the hour, disposing
me in all the figures and attitudes of body that it was
susceptible of being viewed in; kissing me in every part, the
most secret and critical one so far from excepted that it
received most of that branch of homage. Then his touches were so
exquisitely wanton, so luxuriously diffus'd and penetrative at
times, that he had made me perfectly rage with titillating fires,
when, after all, and with much ado, he had gained a short-lived
erection, he would perhaps melt it away in a washy sweat, or a
premature abortive effusion that provokingly mock'd my eager
desires: or, if carried home, how falter'd and unnervous the
execution! how insufficient the sprinkle of a few heat-drops to
extinguish all the flames he had kindled!

One evening, I cannot help remembering that returning home
from him, with a spirit he had raised in a circle his wand had
prov'd too weak to lay, as I turn'd the corner of a street, I was
overtaken by a young sailor. I was then in that spruce, neat,
plain dress which I ever affected, and perhaps might have, in my
trip, a certain air of restlessness unknown to the composure of
cooler thoughts. However, he seiz'd me as a prize, and without
farther ceremony threw his arms round my neck and kiss'd me
boisterously and sweetly. I looked at him with a beginning of
anger and indignation at his rudeness, that softened away into
other sentiments as I viewed him: for he was tall, manly
carriaged, handsome of body and face, so that I ended my stare
with asking him, in a tone turn'd to tenderness, what he meant;
at which, with the same frankness and vivacity as he had begun
with me, he proposed treating me with a glass of wine. Now,
certain it is, that had I been in a calmer state of blood than I
was, had I not been under the dominion of unappeas'd irritations
and desires, I should have refused him without hesitation; but I
do not know how it was, my pressing calls, his figure, the
occasion, and if you will, the powerful combination of all these,
with a start of curiosity to see the end of an adventure, so
novel too as being treated like a common street-plyer, made me
give a silent consent; in short, it was not my head that I now
obeyed, I suffered myself to be towed along as it were by this
man-of-war, who took me under his arm as familiarly as if he had
known me all his life-time, and led me into the next convenient
tavern, where we were shewn into a little room on one side of the
passage. Here, scarce allowing himself patience till the waiter
brought in the wine call'd for, he fell directly on board me:
when, untucking my handkerchief, and giving me a snatching buss,
he laid my breasts bare at once, which he handled with that
keenness of lust that abridges a ceremonial ever more tiresome
than pleasing on such pressing occasions; and now, hurrying
towards the main point, we found no conveniency to our purpose,
two or three disabled chairs and a rickety table composing the
whole furniture of the room. Without more ado, he plants me with
my back standing against the wall, and my petticoats up; and
coming out with a splitter indeed, made it shine, as he
brandished it in my eyes; and going to work with an impetuosity
and eagerness, bred very likely by a long fast at sea, went to
give me a taste of it. I straddled, I humoured my posture, and
did my best in short to buckle to it; I took part of it in too,
but still things did not go to his thorough liking: changing then
in a trice his system of battery, he leads me to the table and
with a master-hand lays my head down on the edge of it, and, with
the other canting up my petticoats and shift, bares my naked
posteriours to his blind and furious guide; it forces its way
between them, and I feeling pretty sensibly that it was not going
by the right door, and knocking desperately at the wrong one, I
told him of it: ---"Pooh!" says he, "my dear, any port in a
storm." Altering, however, directly his course, and lowering his
point, he fixed it right, and driving it up with a delicious
stiffness, made all foam again, and gave me the tout with such
fire and spirit, that in the fine disposition I was in when I
submitted to him, and stirr'd up so fiercely as I was, I got the
start of him, and went away into the melting swoon, and squeezing
him, whilst in the convulsive grasp of it, drew from him such a
plenteous bedewal as, join'd to my own effusion, perfectly
floated those parts, and drown'd in a deluge all my raging
conflagration of desire.

When this was over, how to make my retreat was my concern;
for, though I had been so extremely pleas'd with the difference
between this warm broadside, pour'd so briskly into me, and the
tiresome pawing and toying to which I had owed the unappeas'd
flames that had driven me into this step, now I was grown cooler,
I began to apprehend the danger of contracting an acquaintance
with this, however agreeable, stranger; who, on his side, spoke
of passing the evening with me and continuing our intimacy, with
an air of determination that made me afraid of its being not so
easy to get away from him as I could wish. In the mean time I
carefully conceal'd my uneasiness, and readily pretended to
consent to stay with him, telling him I should only step to my
lodgings to leave a necessary direction, and then instantly
return. This he very glibly swallowed, on the notion of my being
one of those unhappy street-errants who devote themselves to the
pleasure of the first ruffian that will stoop to pick them up,
and of course, that I would scarce bilk myself of my hire, by my
not returning to make the most of the job. Thus he parted with
me, not before, however, he had order'd in my hearing a supper,
which I had the barbarity to disappoint him of my company to.

But when I got home and told Mrs. Cole my adventure, she
represented so strongly to me the nature and dangerous
consequences of my folly, particularly the risks to my health, in
being so open-legg'd and free, that I not only took resolutions
never to venture so rashly again, which I inviolably preserv'd,
but pass'd a good many days in continual uneasiness lest I should
have met with other reasons, besides the pleasure of that
encounter, to remember it; but these fears wronged my pretty
sailor, for which I gladly make him this reparation.

I had now liv'd with Mr. Norbert near a quarter of a year, in
which space I circulated my time very pleasantly between my
amusements at Mrs. Cole's, and a proper attendance on that
gentleman, who paid me profusely for the unlimited complaisance
with which I passively humoured every caprice of pleasure, and
which had won upon him so greatly, that finding, as he said, all
that variety in me alone which he had sought for in a number of
women, I had made him lose his taste for inconstancy, and new
faces. But what was yet at least agreeable, as well as more
flattering, the love I had inspir'd him with bred a deference to
me that was of great service to his health: for having by
degrees, and with most pathetic representations, brought him to
some husbandry of it, and to insure the duration of his pleasures
by moderating their use, and correcting those excesses in them he
was so addicted to, and which had shatter'd his constitution and
destroyed his powers of life in the very point for which he
seemed chiefly desirous, to live, he was grown more delicate,
more temperate, and in course more healthy; his gratitude for
which was taking a turn very favourable for my fortune, when once
more the caprice of it dash'd the cup from my lips.

His sister, Lady L..., for whom he had a great affection,
desiring him to accompany her down to Bath for her health, he
could not refuse her such a favour; and accordingly, though he
counted on staying away from me no more than a week at farthest,
he took his leave of me with an ominous heaviness of heart, and
left me a sum far above the state of his fortune, and very
inconsistent with the intended shortness of his journey; but it
ended in the longest that can be, and is never but once taken:
for, arriv'd at Bath, he was not there two days before he fell
into a debauch of drinking with some gentlemen, that threw him
into a high fever and carry'd him off in four days time, never
once out of a delirium. Had he been in his senses to make a will,
perhaps he might have made favourable mention of me in it. Thus,
however, I lost him; and as no condition of life is more subject
to revolutions than that of a woman of pleasure, I soon recover'd
my cheerfulness, and now beheld myself once more struck off the
list of kept-mistresses, and returned into the bosom of the
community from which I had been in some manner taken.

Mrs. Cole still continuing her friendship, offered me her
assistance and advice towards another choice; but I was now in
ease and affluence enough to look about me at leisure; and as to
any constitutional calls of pleasure, their pressure, or
sensibility, was greatly lessen'd by a consciousness of the ease
with which they were to be satisfy'd at Mrs. Cole's house, where
Louisa and Emily still continu'd in the old way; and by great
favourite Harriet used often to come and see me, and entertain
me, with her head and heart full of the happiness she enjoy'd
with her dear baronet, whom she loved with tenderness, and
constancy, even though he was her keeper, and what is yet more,
had made her independent, by a handsome provision for her and
hers. I was then in this vacancy from any regular employ of my
person, in my way of business, when one day, Mrs. Cole, in the
course of the constant confidence we lived in, acquainted me that
there was one Mr. Barville, who used her house, just come to
town, whom she was not a little perplex'd about providing a
suitable companion for; which was indeed a point of difficulty,
as he was under the tyranny of a cruel taste: that of an ardent
desire, not only of being unmercifully whipp'd himself, but of
whipping others, in such sort, that tho' he paid extravagantly
those who had the courage and complaisance to submit to his
humour, there were few, delicate as he was in the choice of his
subjects, who would exchange turns with him so terrible at the
expense of their skin. But, what yet increased the oddity of this
strange fancy was the gentleman being young; whereas it generally
attacks, it seems, such as are, through age, obliged to have
recourse to this experiment, for quickening the circulation of
their sluggish juices, and determining a conflux of the spirits
of pleasure towards those flagging, shrivelly parts, that rise to
life only by virtue of those titillating ardours created by the
discipline of their opposites, with which they have so surprising
a consent.

This Mrs. Cole could not well acquaint me with, in any
expectation of my offering my service: for, sufficiently easy as
I was in my circumstances, it must have been the temptation of an
immense interest indeed that could have induced me to embrace
such a job; neither had I ever express'd, nor indeed felt, the
least impulse or curiosity to know more of a taste that promis'd
so much more pain than pleasure to those that stood in no need of
such violent goads: what then should move me to subscribe myself
voluntarily to a party of pain, foreknowing it such? Why, to tell
the plain truth, it was a sudden caprice, a gust of fancy for
trying a new experiment, mix'd with the vanity of proving my
personal courage to Mrs. Cole, that determined me, at all risks,
to propose myself to her, and relieve her from any farther
lookout. Accordingly, I at once pleas'd and surpris'd her with a
frank and unreserved tender of my person to her, and her friend's
absolute disposal on this occasion.

My good temporal mother was, however, so kind as to use all
the arguments she could imagine to dissuade me: but, as I found
they only turn'd on a motive of tenderness to me, I persisted in
my resolution, and thereby acquitted my offer of any suspicion of
its not having been sincerely made, or out of compliment only.
Acquiescing then thankfully in it, Mrs. Cole assur'd me that
bating the pain I should be put to, she had no scruple to engage
me to this party, which she assur'd me I should be liberally paid
for, and which, the secrecy of the transaction preserved safe
from the ridicule that otherwise vulgarly attended it; that for
her part, she considered pleasure, of one sort or other, as the
universal port of destination, and every wind that blew thither a
good one, provided it blew nobody any harm; that she rather
compassionated, than blam'd, those unhappy persons who are under
a subjection they cannot shake off, to those arbitrary tastes
that rule their appetites of pleasures with an unaccountable
control: tastes, too, as infinitely diversify'd, as superior to,
and independent of, all reasoning as the different relishes or
palates of mankind in their viands, some delicate stomachs
nauseating plain meats, and finding no savour but in
high-seasoned, luxurious dishes, whilst others again pique
themselves upon detesting them.

I stood now in no need of this preamble of encouragement, of
justification: my word was given, and I was determin'd to fulfil
my engagements. Accordingly the night was set, and I had all the
necessary previous instructions how to act and conduct myself.
The dining-room was duly prepared and lighted up, and the young
gentleman posted there in waiting, for my introduction to

I was then, by Mrs. Cole, brought in, and presented to him, in
a loose dishabille fitted, by her direction, to the exercise I
was to go through, all in the finest linen and a thorough white
uniform: gown, petticoat, stockings, and satin slippers, like a
victim led to sacrifice; whilst my dark auburn hair, falling in
drop-curls over my neck, created a pleasing distinction of colour
from the rest of my dress.

As soon as Mr. Barville saw me, he got up, with a visible air
of pleasure and surprize, and saluting me, asked Mrs. Cole if it
was possible that so fine and delicate a creature would
voluntarily submit to such sufferings and rigours as were the
subject of his assignation. She answer'd him properly, and now,
reading in his eyes that she could not too soon leave us
together, she went out, after recommending to him to use
moderation with so tender a novice.

But whilst she was employing his attention, mine had been
taken up with examining the figure and person of this unhappy
young gentleman, who was thus unaccountably condemn'd to have his
pleasure lashed into him, as boys have their learning.

He was exceedingly fair, and smooth complexion'd, and appeared
to me no more than twenty at most, tho' he was three years older
than what my conjectures gave him; but then he ow'd this
favourable mistake to a habit of fatness, which spread through a
short, squab stature, and a round, plump, fresh-coloured face
gave him greatly the look of a Bacchus, had not an air of
austerity, not to say sternness, very unsuitable even to his
shape of face, dash'd that character of joy, necessary to
complete the resemblance. His dress was extremely neat, but
plain, and far inferior to the ample fortune he was in full
possession of; this too was a taste in him, and not avarice.

As soon as Mrs. Cole was gone, he seated me near him, when now
his face changed upon me into an expression of the most pleasing
sweetness and good humour, the more remarkable for its sudden
shift from the other extreme, which, I found afterwards, when I
knew more of his character, was owing to a habitual state of
conflict with, and dislike of himself, for being enslaved to so
peculiar a gust, by the fatality of a constitutional ascendant,
that render'd him incapable of receiving any pleasure till he
submitted to these extraordinary means of procuring it at the
hands of pain, whilst the constancy of this repining
consciousness stamp'd at length that cast of sourness and
severity on his features: which was, in fact, very foreign to the
natural sweetness of his temper.

After a competent preparation by apologies, and encouragement
to go through my part with spirit and constancy, he stood up near
the fire, whilst I went to fetch the instruments of discipline
out of a closet hard by: these were several rods, made each of
two or three strong twigs of birch tied together, which he took,
handled, and view'd with as much pleasure, as I did with a kind
of shuddering presage.

Next we took from the side of the room a long broad bench,
made easy to lie at length on by a soft cushion in a
callico-cover; and every thing being now ready, he took his coat
and waistcoat off; and at his motion and desire, I unbutton'd his
breeches, and rolling up his shirt rather above his waist, tuck'd
it in securely there: when directing naturally my eyes to that
humoursome master-movement, in whose favour all these
dispositions were making, it seemed almost shrunk into his body,
scarce shewing its tip above the sprout of hairy curls that
cloathed those parts, as you may have seen a wren peep its head
out of the grass.

Stooping then to untie his garters, he gave them me for the
use of tying him down to the legs of the bench: a circumstance no
farther necessary than, as I suppose, it made part of the humour
of the thing, since he prescribed it to himself, amongst the rest
of the ceremonial.

I led him then to the bench, and according to my cue, play'd
at forcing him to lie down: which, after some little shew of
reluctance, for form-sake, he submitted to; he was straightway
extended flat upon his belly, on the bench, with a pillow under
his face; and as he thus tamely lay, I tied him slightly hand and
foot, to the legs of it; which done, his shirt remaining truss'd
up over the small of his back, I drew his breeches quite down to
his knees; and now he lay, in all the fairest, broadest display
of that part of the back-view; in which a pair of chubby,
smooth-cheek'd and passing white posteriours rose cushioning
upwards from two stout, fleshful thighs, and ending their cleft,
or separation by an union at the small of the back, presented a
bold mark, that swell'd, as it were, to meet the scourge.

Seizing now one of the rods, I stood over him, and according
to his direction, gave him in one breath, ten lashes with much
good-will, and the utmost nerve and vigour of arm that I could
put to them, so as to make those fleshy orbs quiver again under
them; whilst he himself seem'd no more concern'd, or to mind
them, than a lobster would a fleabite. In the mean time, I viewed
intently the effects of them, which to me at least appear'd
surprisingly cruel: every lash had skimmed the surface of those
white cliffs, which they deeply reddened, and lapping round the
side of the furthermost from me, cut specially, into the dimple
of it such livid weals, as the blood either spun out from, or
stood in large drops on; and, from some of the cuts, I picked out
even the splinters of the rod that had stuck in the skin. Nor was
this raw work to be wonder'd at, considering the greenness of the
twigs and the severity of the infliction, whilst the whole
surface of his skin was so smooth-stretched over the hard and
firm pulp of flesh that fill'd it, as to yield no play, or
elusive swagging under the stroke: which thereby took place the
more plum, and cut into the quick.

I was however already so mov'd at the piteous sight, that I
from my heart repented the undertaking, and would willingly have
given over, thinking he had full enough; but, he encouraging and
beseeching me earnestly to proceed, I gave him ten more lashes;
and then resting, survey'd the increase of bloody appearances.
And at length, steel'd to the sight by his stoutness in
suffering, I continued the discipline, by intervals, till I
observ'd him wreathing and twisting his body, in a way that I
could plainly perceive was not the effect of pain, but of some
new and powerful sensation: curious to dive into the meaning of
which, in one of my pauses of intermission, I approached, as he
still kept working, and grinding his belly against the cushion
under him; and, first stroking the untouched and unhurt side of
the flesh-mount next me, then softly insinuating my hand under
his thigh, felt the posture things were in forwards, which was
indeed surprizing: for that machine of his, which I had, by its
appearance, taken for an impalpable, or at best a very diminutive
subject, was now, in virtue of all that smart and havoc of his
skin behind, grown not only to a prodigious stiffness of
erection, but to a size that frighted even me: a nonpareil
thickness indeed! the head of it alone fill'd the utmost capacity
of my grasp. And when, as he heav'd and wriggled to and fro, in
the agitation of his strange pleasure, it came into view, it had
something of the air of a round fillet of the whitest veal, and
like its owner, squab, and short in proportion to its breadth;
but when he felt my hand there, he begg'd I would go on briskly
with my jerking, or he should never arrive at the last stage of

Resuming then the rod and the exercise of it, I had fairly
worn out three bundles, when, after an increase of struggles and
motion, and a deep sigh or two, I saw him lie still and
motionless; and now he desir'd me to desist, which I instantly
did; and proceeding to untie him, I could not but be amazed at
his passive fortitude, on viewing the skin of his butcher'd,
mangled posteriours, late so white, smooth and polish'd, now all
one side of them a confused cut-work of weals, livid flesh,
gashes and gore, insomuch that when he stood up, he could scarce
walk; in short, he was in sweetbriars.

Then I plainly perceived, on the cushion, the marks of a
plenteous effusion, and already had his sluggard member run up to
its old nestling-place, and enforced itself again, as if ashamed
to shew its head; which nothing, it seems, could raise but
stripes inflicted on its opposite neighbours, who were thus
constantly obliged to suffer for his caprice.


My gentleman had now put on his clothes and recomposed
himself, when giving me a kiss, and placing me by him, he sat
himself down as gingerly as possible, with one side off the
cushion, which was too sore for him to bear resting any part of
his weight on.

Here he thank'd me for the extreme pleasure I had procured
him, and seeing, perhaps, some marks in my countenance of terror
and apprehension of retaliation on my own skin, for what I had
been the instrument of his suffering in his, he assured me, that
he was ready to give up to me any engagement I might deem myself
under to stand him, as he had done me, but if that proceeded in
my consent to it, he would consider the difference of my sex, its
greater delicacy and incapacity to undergo pain. Rehearten'd at
which, and piqu'd in honour, as I thought, not to flinch so near
the trial, especially as I well knew Mrs. Cole was an
eye-witness, from her stand of espial, to the whole of our
transactions, I was now less afraid of my skin than of his not
furnishing me with an opportunity of signalizing my

Consonant to this disposition was my answer, but my courage
was still more in my head, than in my heart; and as cowards rush
into the danger they fear, in order to be the sooner rid of the
pain of that sensation, I was entirely pleas'd with his hastening
matters into execution.

He had then little to do, but to unloose the strings of my
petticoats, and lift them, together with my shift, navelhigh,
where he just tuck'd them up loosely girt, and might be slipt up
higher at pleasure. Then viewing me round with great seeming
delight, he laid me at length on my face upon the bench, and when
I expected he would tie me, as I had done him, and held out my
hands, not without fear and a little trembling, he told me he
would by no means terrify me unnecessarily with such a
confinement; for that though he meant to put my constancy to some
trial, the standing it was to be completely voluntary on my side,
and therefore I might be at full liberty to get up whenever I
found the pain too much for me. You cannot imagine how much I
thought myself bound, by being thus allow'd to remain loose, and
how much spirit this confidence in me gave me, so that I was even
from my heart careless how much my flesh might suffer in honour
of it.

All by back parts, naked half way up, were now fully at his
mercy: and first, he stood at a convenient distance, delighting
himself with a gloating survey of the attitude I lay in, and of
all the secret stores I thus expos'd to him in fair display.
Then, springing eagerly towards me, he cover'd all those naked
parts with a fond profusion of kisses; and now, taking hold of
the rod, rather wanton'd with me, in gentle inflictions on those
tender trembling masses of my flesh behind, than in any way hurt
them, till by degrees, he began to tingle them with smarter
lashes, so as to provoke a red colour into them, which I knew, as
well by the flagrant glow I felt there, as by his telling me,
they now emulated the native roses of my other cheeks. When he
had thus amus'd himself with admiring and toying with them, he
went on to strike harder, and more hard; so that I needed all my
patience not to cry out, or complain at least. At last, he
twigg'd me so smartly as to fetch blood in more than one lash: at
sight of which he flung down the rod, flew to me, kissed away the
starting drops, and sucking the wounds eased a good deal of my
pain. But now raising me on my knees, and making me kneel with
them straddling wide, that tender part of me, naturally the
province of pleasure, not of pain, came in for its share of
suffering: for now, eyeing it wistfully, he directed the rod so
that the sharp ends of the twigs lighted there, so sensibly, that
I could not help wincing, and writhing my limbs with smart; so
that my contortions of body must necessarily throw it into
infinite variety of postures and points of view, fit to feast the
luxury of the eye. But still I bore every thing without crying
out: when presently giving me another pause, he rush'd, as it
were, on that part whose lips, and round-about, had felt this
cruelty, and by way of reparation, glews his own to them; then he
opened, shut, squeez'd them, pluck'd softly the overgrowing moss,
and all this in a style of wild passionate rapture and
enthusiasm, that express'd excess of pleasure; till betaking
himself to the rod again, encourag'd by my passiveness, and
infuriated with this strange taste of delight, he made my poor
posteriours pay for the ungovernableness of it; for now shewing
them no quarter the traitor cut me so, that I wanted but little
of fainting away, when he gave over. And yet I did not utter one
groan, or angry expostulation; but in heart I resolv'd nothing so
seriously, as never to expose myself again to the like

You may guess then in what a curious pickle those soft
flesh-cushions of mine were, all sore, raw, and in fine, terribly
clawed off; but so far from feeling any pleasure in it, that the
recent smart made me pout a little, and not with the greatest air
of satisfaction receive the compliments, and after-caresses of
the author of my pain.

As soon as my cloaths were huddled on in a little decency, a
supper was brought in by the discreet Mrs. Cole herself, which
might have piqued the sensuality of a cardinal, accompanied with
a choice of the richest wines: all which she set before us, and
went out again, without having, by a word or even by a smile,
given us the least interruption or confusion, in those moments of
secrecy, that we were not yet ripe to the admission of a third

I sat down then, still scarce in charity with my butcher, for
such I could not help considering him, and was moreover not a
little piqued at the gay, satisfied air of his countenance, which
I thought myself insulted by. But when the now necessary
refreshment to me of a glass of wine, a little eating (all the
time observing a profound silence) had somewhat cheer'd and
restor'd me to spirits, and as the smart began to go off, my good
humour return'd accordingly: which alteration not escaping him,
he said and did everything that could confirm me in, and indeed
exalt it.

But scarce was supper well over, before a change so incredible
was wrought in me, such violent, yet pleasingly irksome
sensations took possession of me that I scarce knew how to
contain myself; the smart of the lashes was now converted into
such a prickly heat, such fiery tinglings, as made me sigh,
squeeze my thighs together, shift and wriggle about my seat, with
a furious restlessness; whilst these itching ardours, thus
excited in those parts on which the storm of discipline had
principally fallen, detach'd legions of burning, subtile,
stimulating spirits, to their opposite spot and centre of
assemblage, where their titillation rag'd so furiously, that I
was even stinging mad with them. No wonder then, that in such a
taking, and devour'd by flames that licked up all modesty and
reserve, my eyes, now charg'd brimful of the most intense desire,
fired on my companion very intelligible signals of distress: my
companion, I say, who grew in them every instant more amiable,
and more necessary to my urgent wishes and hopes of immediate

Mr. Barville, no stranger by experience to these situations,
soon knew the pass I was brought to, soon perceiv'd my extreme
disorder; in favour of which, removing the table out of the way,
he began a prelude that flatter'd me with instant relief, to
which I was not, however, so near as I imagin'd: for as he was
unbuttoned to me, and tried to provoke and rouse to action his
unactive torpid machine, he blushingly own'd that no good was to
be expected from it unless I took it in hand to re-excite its
languid loitering powers, by just refreshing the smart of the yet
recent blood-raw cuts, seeing it could, no more than a boy's top,
keep up without lashing. Sensible then that I should work as much
for my own profit as his, I hurried my compliance with his
desire, and abridging the ceremonial, whilst he lean'd his head
against the back of a chair, I had scarce gently made him feel
the lash, before I saw the object of my wishes give signs of
life, and presently, as it were with a magic touch, it started up
into a noble size and distinction indeed! Hastening then to give
me the benefit of it, he threw me down on the bench; but such was
the refresh'd soreness of those parts behind, on my leaning so
hard on them, as became me to compass the admission of that
stupendous head of his machine, that I could not possibly bear
it. I got up then, and tried, by leaning forwards and turning the
crupper on my assailant, to let him at the back avenue: but here
it was likewise impossible to stand his bearing so fiercely
against me, in his agitations and endeavours to enter that way,
whilst his belly battered directly against the recent sore. What
should we do now? both intolerably heated; both in a fury; but
pleasure is ever inventive for its own ends: he strips me in a
trice, stark naked, and placing a broad settee-cushion on the
carpet before the fire, oversets me gently, topsy-turvy, on it;
and handling me only at the waist, whilst you may be sure I
favour'd all my dispositions, brought my legs round his neck; so
that my head was kept from the floor only by my hands and the
velvet cushion, which was now bespread with my flowing hair: thus
I stood on my head and hands, supported by him in such manner,
that whilst my thighs clung round him, so as to expose to his
sight all my back figure, including the theatre of his bloody
pleasure, the centre of my fore part fairly bearded the object of
its rage, that now stood in fine condition to give me
satisfaction for the injuries of its neighbours. But as this
posture was certainly not the easiest, and our imaginations,
wound up to the height, could suffer no delay, he first, with the
utmost eagerness and effort, just lip-lodg'd that broad
acorn-fashion'd head of his instrument; and still frenzied by the
fury with which he had made that impression, he soon stuffed in
the rest; when now, with a pursuit of thrusts, fiercely urg'd, he
absolutely overpower'd and absorb'd all sense of pain and
uneasiness, whether from my wounds behind, my most untoward
posture, or the oversize of his stretcher, in an infinitely
predominant delight; when now all my whole spirits of life and
sensation, rushing impetuously to the cock-pit, where the prize
of pleasure was hotly in dispute and clustering to a point there,
I soon receiv'd the dear relief of nature from these over-violent
strains and provocations of it; harmonizing with which, my
gallant spouted into me such a potent overflow of the balsamic
injection, as soften'd and unedg'd all those irritating stings of
a new species of titillation, which I had been so intolerably
madden'd with, and restor'd the ferment of my senses to some
degree of composure.

I had now achiev'd this rare adventure ultimately much more to
my satisfaction than I had bespoken the nature of it to turn out;
nor was it much lessen'd, you may think, by my spark's lavish
praises of my constancy and complaisance, which he gave weight to
by a present that greatly surpassed my utmost expectation,
besides his gratification to Mrs. Cole.

I was not, however, at any time, re-enticed to renew with him,
or resort again to the violent expedient of lashing nature into
more haste than good speed: which, by the way, I conceive acts
somewhat in the manner of a dose of Spanish flies; with more pain
perhaps, but less danger; and might be necessary to him, but was
nothing less so than to me, whose appetite wanted the bridle more
than the spur.

Mrs. Cole, to whom this adventurous exploit had more and more
endear'd me, looked on me now as a girl after her own heart,
afraid on nothing, and, on a good account, hardy enough to fight
all the weapons of pleasure through. Attentive then, in
consequence of these favourable conceptions, to promote either my
profit or pleasure, she had special regard for the first, in a
new gallant of a very singular turn, that she procur'd for and
introduced to me.

This was a grave, staid, solemn, elderly gentleman whose
peculiar humour was a delight in combing fine tresses of hair;
and as I was perfectly headed to his taste, he us'd to come
constantly at my toilette hours, when I let down my hair as loose
as nature, and abandon'd it to him to do what he pleased with it;
and accordingly he would keep me an hour or more in play with it,
drawing the comb through it, winding the curls round his fingers,
even kissing it as he smooth'd it; and all this led to no other
use of my person, or any other liberties whatever, any more than
if a distinction of sexes had not existed.

Another peculiarity of taste he had, which was to present me
with a dozen pairs of the whitest kid gloves at a time: these he
would divert himself with drawing on me, and then biting off the
fingers' ends; all which fooleries of a sickly appetite, the old
gentleman paid more liberally for than most others did for more
essential favours. This lasted till a violent cough, seizing and
laying him up, deliver'd me from this most innocent and insipid
trifler, for I never heard more of him after his first

You may be sure a by-job of this sort interfer'd with no other
pursuit, or plan of life; which I led, in truth, with a modesty
and reserve that was less the work of virtue than of exhausted
novelty, a glut of pleasure, and easy circumstances, that made me
indifferent to any engagements in which pleasure and profit were
not eminently united; and such I could, with the less impatience,
wait for at the hands of time and fortune, as I was satisfy'd I
could never mend my pennyworths, having evidently been serv'd at
the top of market, and even been pamper'd with dainties: besides
that, in the sacrifice of a few momentary impulses, I found a
secret satisfaction in respecting myself, as well as preserving
the life and freshness of my complexion. Louisa and Emily did not
carry indeed their reserve so high as I did; but still they were
far from cheap or abandon'd tho' two of their adventures seem'd
to contradict this general character, which, for their
singularity, I shall give you in course, beginning first with

Louisa and she went one night to a ball, the first in the
habit of a shepherdess, Emily in that of a shepherd: I saw them
in their dresses before they went, and nothing in nature could
represent a prettier boy than this last did, being so fair and
well limbed. They had kept together for some time, when Louisa,
meeting an old acquaintance of hers, very cordially gives her
companion the drop, and leaves her under the protection of her
boy's habit, which was not much, and of her discretion, which
was, it seems, still less. Emily, finding herself deserted,
sauntered thoughtless about a-while, and, as much for coolness
and air as anything else, at length pull'd off her mask and went
to the sideboard; where, eyed and mark'd out by a gentleman in a
very handsome domino, she was accosted by, and fell into chat
with him. The domino, after a little discourse, in which Emily
doubtless distinguish'd her good nature and easiness more than
her wit, began to make violent love to her, and drawing her
insensibly to some benches at the lower end of the masquerade
room, for her to sit by him, where he squeez'd her hands, pinch'd
her cheeks, prais'd and played with her fine hair, admired her
complexion, and all in a style of courtship dash'd with a certain
oddity, that not comprehending the mystery of, poor Emily
attributed to his falling in with the humour of her disguise; and
being naturally not the cruellest of her profession, began to
incline to a parley on those essentials. But here was the stress
of the joke: he took her really for what she appear'd to be, a
smock-fac'd boy; and she, forgetting her dress, and of course
ranging quite wide of his ideas, took all those addresses to be
paid to herself as a woman, which she precisely owed to his not
thinking her one. However, this double error was push'd to such a
height on both sides, that Emily, who saw nothing in him but a
gentleman of distinction by those points of dress to which his
disguise did not extend, warmed too by the wine he had ply'd her
with, and the caresses he had lavished upon her, suffered herself
to be persuaded to go to a bagnio with him; and thus, losing
sight of Mrs. Cole's cautions, with a blind confidence, put
herself into his hands, to be carried wherever he pleased. For
his part, equally blinded by his wishes, whilst her egregious
simplicity favoured his deception more than the most exquisite
art could have done, he supposed, no doubt, that he had lighted
on some soft simpleton, fit for his purpose, or some kept minion
broken to his hand, who understood him perfectly well and enter'd
into his designs. But, be that as it would, he led her to a
coach, went into it with her, and brought her to a very handsome
apartment, with a bed in it; but whether it was a bagnio or not,
she could not tell, having spoken to nobody but himself. But when
they were alone together, and her enamorato began to proceed to
those extremities which instantly discover the sex, she remark'd
that no description could paint up to the life the mixture of
pique, confusion and disappointment that appeared in his
countenance, joined to the mournful exclamation: "By heavens, a
woman!" This at once opened her eyes, which had hitherto been
shut in downright stupidity. However, as if he had meant to
retrieve that escape, he still continu'd to toy with and fondle
her, but with so staring an alteration from extreme warmth into a
chill and forced civility, that even Emily herself could not but
take notice of it, and now began to wish she had paid more regard
to Mrs. Cole's premonitions against ever engaging with a
stranger. And now an excess of timidity succeeded to an excess of
confidence, and she thought herself so much at his mercy and
discretion, that she stood passive throughout the whole progress
of his prelude: for now, whether the impressions of so great a
beauty had even made him forgive her her sex, or whether her
appearance of figure in that dress still humour'd his first
illusion, he recover'd by degrees a good part of his first
warmth, and keeping Emily with her breeches still unbuttoned,
stript them down to her knees, and gently impelling her to lean
down, with her face against the bed-side, placed her so, that the
double way, between the double rising behind, presented the
choice fair to him, and he was so fairly set on a mis-direction,
as to give the girl no small alarms for fear of losing a
maidenhead she had not dreamt of. However, her complaints, and a
resistance, gentle, but firm, check'd and brought him to himself
again; so that turning his steed's head, he drove him at length
in the right road, in which his imagination having probably made
the most of those resemblances that flatter'd his taste, he got,
with much ado, to his journey's end: after which, he led her out
himself, and walking with her two or three streets' length, got
her a chair, when making her a present not any thing inferior to
what she could have expected, he left her, well recommended to
the chairman, who, on her directions, brought her home.

This she related to Mrs. Cole and me the same morning, not
without the visible remains of the fear and confusion she had
been in still stamp'd on her countenance. Mrs. Cole's remark was
that her indiscretion proceeding from a constitutional facility,
there were little hopes of any thing curing her of it, but
repeated severe experience. Mine was that I could not conceive
how it was possible for mankind to run into a taste, not only
universally odious, but absurd, and impossible to gratify; since,
according to the notions and experience I had of things, it was
not in nature to force such immense disproportions. Mrs. Cole
only smil'd at my ignorance, and said nothing towards my
undeception, which was not affected but by ocular demonstration,
some months after, which a most singular accident furnish'd me,
and which I will here set down, that I may not return again to so
disagreeable a subject.

I had, on a visit intended to Harriet, who had taken lodgings
at Hampton-court, hired a chariot to go out thither, Mrs. Cole
having promis'd to accompany me; but some indispensable business
intervening to detain her, I was obliged to set out alone; and
scarce had I got a third of my way, before the axle-tree broke
down, and I was well off to get out, safe and unhurt, into a
publick-house of a tolerable handsome appearance, on the road.
Here the people told me that the stage would come by in a couple
of hours at farthest; upon which, determining to wait for it,
sooner than lose the jaunt I had got so far forward on, I was
carried into a very clean decent room, up one pair of stairs,
which I took possession of for the time I had to stay, in right
of calling for sufficient to do the house justice.

Here, whilst I was amusing myself with looking out of the
window, a single horse-chaise stopt at the door, out of which
lightly leap'd two gentlemen, for so they seem'd, who came in
only as it were to bait and refresh a little, for they gave their
horse to be held in readiness against they came out. And
presently I heard the door of the next room, where they were let
in, and call'd about them briskly; and as soon as they were
serv'd, I could just hear that they shut and fastened the door on
the inside.

A spirit of curiosity, far from sudden, since I do not know
when I was without it, prompted me, without any particular
suspicion, or other drift or view, to see what they were, and
examine their persons and behaviour. The partition of our rooms
was one of those moveable ones that, when taken down, serv'd
occasionally to lay them into one, for the conveniency of a large
company; and now, my nicest search could not shew me the shadow
of a peep-hole, a circumstance which probably had not escap'd the
review of the parties on the other side, whom much it stood upon
not to be deceived in it; but at length I observed a paper patch
of the same colour as the wainscot, which I took to conceal some
flaw: but then it was so high, that I was obliged to stand upon a
chair to reach it, which I did as softly as possibly, and, with a
point of a bodkin, soon pierc'd it. And now, applying my eye
close, I commanded the room perfectly, and could see my two young
sparks romping and pulling one another about, entirely, to my
imagination, in frolic and innocent play.

The eldest might be, on my nearest guess, towards nineteen, a
tall comely young man, in a white fustian frock, with a green
velvet cape, and a cut bob-wig.

The youngest could not be above seventeen, fair, ruddy,
compleatly well made, and to say the truth, a sweet pretty
stripling: he was--I fancy, too, a country-lad, by his dress,
which was a green plush frock and breeches of the same, white
waistcoat and stockings, a jockey cap, with his yellowish hair,
long and loose, in natural curls.

But after a look of circumspection, which I saw the eldest
cast every way round the room, probably in too much hurry and
heat not to overlook the very small opening I was posted at,
especially at the height it was, whilst my eye close to it kept
the light from shining through and betraying it, he said
something to his companion and presently chang'd the face of

For now the elder began to embrace, to press and kiss the
younger, to put his hands into his bosom, and give him such
manifest signs of an amorous intention, as made me conclude the
other to be a girl in disguise: a mistake that nature kept me in
countenance for, for she had certainly made one, when she gave
him the male stamp.

In the rashness then of their age, and bent as they were to
accomplish their project of preposterous pleasure, at the risk of
the very worst of consequences, where a discovery was nothing
less than improbable, they now proceeded to such lengths as soon
satisfied me what they were.

For presently the eldest unbuttoned the other's breeches, and
removing the linen barrier, brought out to view a white shaft,
middle sized and scarce fledged, when after handling it and
playing with it a little, with other dalliance, all received by
the boy without other opposition than certain wayward coynesses,
ten times more alluring than repulsive, he got him to turn
around, with his face from him, to a chair that stood hard by,
when knowing, I suppose, his office, the Ganymede now
obsequiously leaned his head against the back of it, and
projecting his body, made a fair mark, still covered with his
shirt, as he thus stood in a side view to me, but fronting his
companion, who, presently unmasking his battery, produced an
engine that certainly deserved to be put to a better use, and
very fit to confirm me in my disbelief of the possibility of
things being pushed to odious extremities, which I had built on
the disproportion of parts; but this disbelief I was now to be
cured of, as by my consent all young men should likewise be, that
their innocence may not be betrayed into such snares, for want of
knowing the extent of their danger, for nothing is more certain
than that the ignorance of a vice is by no means a guard against

Slipping, then, aside the young man's shirt, and tucking it
under his cloaths behind, he shewed to the open air those
globular fleshy eminences that compose the Mount Pleasants of
Rome, and which now, with all the narrow vale that intersects
them, stood displayed and exposed to his attack nor could I
without a shudder behold the disposition he made for it. First,
then, moistening well with spittle his instrument, obviously to
make it glib; he pointed, he introduced it, as I could plainly
discern, not from its direction, and my losing sight of it, but
by the writhing, twisting, and soft murmured complaints of the
young sufferer; but at length, the first straights of entrance
being pretty well got through, everything seemed to move and go
pretty currently on, as on a carpet road, without much rub or
resistance; and now, passing one hand round his minion's hips, he
got hold of his red-topped ivory toy, that stood perfectly stiff,
and shewed, that if he was like his mother behind, he was like
his father before; this he diverted himself with, whilst with the
other he wantoned with his hair, and leaning forward over his
back, drew his face, from which the boy shook the loose curls
that fell over it, in the posture he stood him in, and brought
him towards his, so as to receive a long breathed kiss; after
which, renewing his driving, and thus continuing to harass his
rear, the height of the fit came on with its usual symptoms, and
dismissed the action.

The criminal scene they acted, I had the patience to see to an
end, purely that I might gather more facts and certainly against
them in my design to do their deserts instance justice; and
accordingly, when they had readjusted themselves, and were
preparing to go out, burning as I was with rage and indignation,
I jumped down from the chair, in order to raise the house upon
them, but with such an unlucky impetuosity, that some nail or
ruggedness in the floor caught my foot, and flung me on my face
with such violence that I fell senseless on the ground, and must
have lain there some time e'er any one came to my relief: so that
they, alarmed, I suppose, by the noise of my fall, had more than
the necessary time to make a safe retreat. This they effected, as
I learnt, with a precipitation nobody could account for, till,
when come to myself, and compos'd enough to speak, I acquainted
those of the house with the whole transaction I had been evidence

When I came home again, and told Mrs. Cole this adventure, she
very sensibly observ'd to me that there was no doubt of due
vengeance one time of other overtaking these miscreants, however
they might escape for the present; and that, had I been the
temporal instrument of it, I should have been at least put to a
great deal more trouble and confusion that I imagined; that, as
to the thing itself, the less said of it was the better; but that
though she might be suspected of partiality, from its being the
common cause of woman-kind, out of whose mouths this practice
tended to take something more than bread, yet she protested
against any mixture of passion, with a declaration extorted from
her by pure regard to truth; which was that whatever effect this
infamous passion had in other ages and other countries, it seem'd
a peculiar blessing on our air and climate, that there was a
plague-spot visibly imprinted on all that are tainted with it, in
this nation at least; for that among numbers of that stamp whom
she had known, or at least were universally under the scandalous
suspicion of it, she would not name an exception hardly of one of
them, whose character was not, in all other respects, the most
worthless and despicable that could be, stript of all the manly
virtues of their own sex, and fill'd up with only the worst vices
and follies of ours: that, in fine, they were scarce less
execrable than ridiculous in their monstrous inconsistence, of
loathing and condemning women, and all at the same time apeing
all their manners, air, lips, skuttle, and, in general, all their
little modes of affectation, which become them at least better
than they do these unsex'd malemisses.

But here, washing my hands of them, I re-plunge into the
stream of my history, into which I may very properly ingraft a
terrible sally of Louisa's, since I had some share in it myself,
and have besides engag'd myself to relate it, in point of
countenance to poor Emily. It will add, too, one more example to
thousands, in confirmation of the maxim that when women get once
out of compass, there are no lengths of licentiousness that they
are not capable of running.

One morning then, that both Mrs. Cole and Emily were gone out
for the day, and only Louisa and I (not to mention the
house-maid) were left in charge of the house, whilst we were
loitering away the time in looking through the shop windows, the
son of a poor woman, who earned very hard bread indeed by mending
stockings, in a stall in the neighbourhood, offer'd us some
nosegays, ring'd round a small basket; by selling of which the
poor boy eked out his mother's maintenance of them both: nor was
he fit for any other way of livelihood, since he was not only a
perfect changeling, or idiot, but stammer'd so that there was no
understanding even those sounds his halfdozen, at most, animal
ideas prompted him to utter.

The boys and servants in the neighbourhood had given him the
nick-name of Good-natured Dick, from the soft simpleton's doing
everything he was bid at the first word, and from his naturally
having no turn to mischief; then, by the way, he was perfectly
well made, stout, clean-limb'd, tall of his age, as strong as a
horse and, withal, pretty featur'd; so that he was not,
absolutely, such a figure to be snuffled at neither, if your
nicety could, in favour of such essentials, have dispens'd with a
face unwashed, hair tangled for want of combing, and so ragged a
plight, that he might have disputed points of shew with e'er a
heathen philosopher of them all.

This boy we had often seen, and bought his flowers, out of
pure compassion, and nothing more; but just at this time as he
stood presenting us his basket, a sudden whim, a start of wayward
fancy, seiz'd Louisa; and, without consulting me, she calls him
in, and beginning to examine his nosegays, culls out two, one for
herself, another for me, and pulling out half a crown, very
currently gives it him to change, as if she had really expected
he could have changed it: but the boy, scratching his head, made
his signs explaining his inability in place of words, which he
could not, with all his struggling, articulate.

Louisa, at this, says: "Well, my lad, come up-stairs with me,
and I will give you your due," winking at the same time to me,
and beckoning me to accompany her, which I did, securing first
the street-door, that by this means, together with the shop,
became wholly the care of the faithful housemaid.

As we went up, Louisa whispered to me that she had conceiv'd a
strange longing to be satisfy'd, whether the general rule held
good with regard to this changeling, and how far nature had made
him amends, in her best bodily gifts, for her denial of the
sublimer intellectual ones; begging, at the same time, my
assistance in procuring her this satisfaction. A want of
complaisance was never my vice, and I was so far from opposing
this extravagant frolic, that now, bit with the same maggot, and
my curiosity conspiring with hers, I enter'd plum into it, on my
own account.

Consequently, as soon as we came into Louisa's bedchamber,
whilst she was amusing him with picking out his nosegays, I
undertook the lead, and began the attack. As it was not then very
material to keep much measures with a mere natural, I made
presently very free with him, though at my first motion of
meddling, his surprize and confusion made him receive my advances
but awkwardly: nay, insomuch that he bashfully shy'd, and shy'd
back a little; till encouraging him with my eyes, plucking him
playfully by the hair, sleeking his cheeks, and forwarding my
point by a number of little wantonness, I soon turn'd him
familiar, and gave nature her sweetest alarm: so that arous'd,
and beginning to feel himself, we could, amidst all the innocent
laugh and grin I had provoked him into, perceive the fire
lighting in his eyes, and, diffusing over his cheeks, blend its
glow with that of his blushes. The emotion in short of animal
pleasure glar'd distinctly in the simpleton's countenance; yet,
struck with the novelty of the scene, he did not know which way
to look or move; but tame, passive, simpering, with his mouth
half open in stupid rapture, stood and tractably suffer'd me to
do what I pleased with him. His basket was dropt out of his
hands, which Louisa took care of.

I had now, through more than one rent, discovered and felt his
thighs, the skin of which seemed the smoother and fairer for the
coarseness, and even dirt of his dress, as the teeth of Negroes
seem the whiter for the surrounding black; and poor indeed of
habit, poor of understanding, he was, however, abundantly rich in
personal treasures, such as flesh, firm, plump, and replete with
the juices of youth, and robust well-knit limbs. My fingers too
had now got within reach of the true, the genuine sensitive
plant, which, instead of shrinking from the touch, joys to meet
it, and swells and vegetates under it: mine pleasingly informed
me that matters were so ripe for the discovery we meditated, that
they were too mighty for the confinement they were ready to
break. A waistband that I unskewer'd, and a rag of a shirt that I
removed, and which could not have cover'd a quarter of it,
revealed the whole of the idiot's standard of distinction, erect,
in full pride and display: but such a one! it was positively of
so tremendous a size, that prepared as we were to see something
extraordinary, it still, out of measure, surpass'd our
expectation, and astonish'd even me, who had not been used to
trade in trifles. In fine, it might have answered very well the
making a show of; its enormous head seemed, in hue and size, not
unlike a common sheep's heart; then you might have troll'd dice
securely along the broad back of the body of it; the length of it
too was prodigious; then the rich appendage of the treasure-bag
beneath, large in proportion, gather'd and crisp'd up round in
shallow furrows, helped to fill the eye, and complete the proof
of his being a natural, not quite in vain; since it was full
manifest that he inherited, and largely too, the prerogative of
majesty which distinguishes that otherwise most unfortunate
condition, and gives rise to the vulgar saying "A fool's bauble
is a lady's playfellow." Not wholly without reason: for,
generally speaking, it is in love as it is in war, where longest
weapon carries it. Nature, in short, had done so much for him in
those parts, that she perhaps held herself acquitted in doing so
little for his head.

For my part, who had sincerely no intention to push the joke
further than simply satisfying my curiosity with the sight of it
alone, I was content, in spite of the temptation that star'd me
in the face, with having rais'd a May-pole for another to hang a
garland on: for, by this time, easily reading Louisa's desires in
her wishful eyes, I acted the commodious part and made her, who
sought no better sport, significant terms of encouragement to go
through-stitch with her adventure; intimating too that I would
stay and see fair play: in which, indeed, I had in view to humour
a new-born curiosity, to observe what appearances active nature
would put on in a natural, in the course of this her darling

Louisa, whose appetite was up, and who, like the industrious
bee, was, it seems, not above gathering the sweets of so rare a
flower, tho' she found it planted on a dunghill, was but too
readily disposed to take the benefit of my cession. Urg'd then
strongly by her own desires, and embolden'd by me, she presently
determined to risk a trial of parts with the idiot, who was by
this time nobly inflam'd for her purpose, by all the irritations
we had used to put the principles of pleasure effectually into
motion, and to wind up the springs of its organ to their supreme
pitch; and it stood accordingly stiff and straining, ready to
burst with the blood and spirits that swelled a bulk! No!
I shall never forget it.

Louisa then, taking and holding the fine handle that so
invitingly offer'd itself, led the ductile youth by that
master-tool of his, as she stept backward towards the bed; which
he joyfully gave way to, under the incitations of instinct and
palpably deliver'd up to the goad of desire.

Stopped then by the bed, she took the fall she lov'd, and
lean'd to the most, gently backward upon it, still holding fast
what she held, and taking care to give her cloaths a convenient
toss up, so that her thighs duly disclos'd, and elevated, laid
open all the outward prospect of the treasury of love: the
rose-lipt overture presenting the cock-pit so fair, that it was
not in nature even for a natural to miss it. Nor did he, for
Louisa, fully bent on grappling with it, and impatient of
dalliance or delay, directed faithfully the point of the
battering-piece, and bounded up with a rage of so voracious
appetite, to meet and favour the thrust of insertion, that the
fierce activity on both sides effected it with such pain of
distention, that Louisa cry'd out violently that she was hurt
beyond bearing, that she was killed. But it was too late: the
storm was up, and force was on her to give way to it; for now the
man-machine, strongly work'd upon by the sensual passion, felt so
manfully his advantages and superiority, felt withal the sting of
pleasure so intolerable, that maddening with it, his joys began
to assume a character of furiousness which made me tremble for
the too tender Louisa. He seemed, at this juncture, greater than
himself; his countenance, before so void of meaning, or
expression, now grew big with the importance of the act he was
upon. In short, it was not now that he was to be play'd the fool
with. But, what is pleasant enough, I myself was aw'd into a sort
of respect for him, by the comely terrors his motions dressed him
in: his eyes shooting sparks of fire; his face glowing with
ardours that gave another life to it; his teeth churning; his
whole frame agitated with a raging ungovernable impetuosity: all
sensibly betraying the formidable fierceness with which the
genial instinct acted upon him. Butting then and goring all
before him, and mad and wild like an over-driven steer, he
ploughs up the tender furrow, all insensible to Louisa's
complaints; nothing can stop, nothing can keep out a fury like
his: with which, having once got its head in, its blind rage soon
made way for the rest, piercing, rending, and breaking open all
obstructions. The torn, split, wounded girl cries, struggles,
invokes me to her rescue, and endeavours to get from under the
young savage, or shake him off, but alas! in vain: her breath
might as soon have still'd or stemm'd a storm in winter, as all
her strength have quell'd his rough assault, or put him out of
his course. And indeed, all her efforts and struggles were
manag'd with such disorder, that they serv'd rather to entangle,
and fold her the faster in the twine of his boisterous arms; so
that she was tied to the stake, and oblig'd to fight the match
out, if she died for it. For his part, instinct-ridden as he was,
the expressions of his animal passion, partaking something of
ferocity, were rather worrying than kisses, intermix'd with eager
ravenous love-bites on her cheeks and neck, the prints of which
did not wear out for some days after.

Poor Louisa, however, bore up at length better than could have
been expected; and though she suffer'd, and greatly too, yet,
ever true to the good old cause, she suffer'd with pleasure and
enjoyed her pain. And soon now, by dint of an enrag'd
enforcement, the brute-machine, driven like a whirlwind, made all
smoke again, and wedging its way up, to the utmost extremity,
left her, in point of penetration, nothing to fear or to desire:
and now,

     "Gorg'd with the dearest morsel of the earth,"

Louisa lay, pleas'd to the heart, pleas'd to her utmost
capacity of being so, with every fibre in those parts, stretched
almost to breaking, on a rack of joy, whilst the instrument of
all this overfulness searched her senses with its sweet excess,
till the pleasure gained upon her so, its point stung her so
home, that catching at length the rage from her furious driver
and sharing the riot of his wild rapture, she went wholly out of
her mind into that favourite part of her body, the whole
intenseness of which was so fervously fill'd, and employ'd: there
alone she existed, all lost in those delirious transports, those
extasies of the senses, which her winking eyes, the brighten'd
vermilion of her lips and cheeks, and sighs of pleasure deeply
fetched, so pathetically express'd. In short, she was now as mere
a machine as much wrought on, and had her motions as little at
her own command as the natural himself, who thus broke in upon
her, made her feel with a vengeance his tempestuous tenderness,
and the force of the mettle he battered with; their active loins
quivered again with the violence of their conflict, till the
surge of pleasure, foaming and raging to a height, drew down the
pearly shower that was to allay this hurricane. The purely
sensitive idiot then first shed those tears of joy that attend
its last moments, not without an agony of delight and even almost
a roar of rapture, as the gush escaped him; so sensibly too for
Louisa, that she kept him faithful company, going off, in
consent, with the old symptoms: a delicious delirium, a tremulous
convulsive shudder, and the critical dying Oh! And now, on his
getting off, she lay pleasuredrench'd, and re-gorging its
essential sweets; but quite spent, and gasping for breath,
without other sensation of life than in those exquisite
vibrations that trembled yet on the strings of delight, which had
been too intensively touched, and which nature had been so
intensely stirred with, for the senses to be quickly at peace

As for the changeling, whose curious engine had been thus
successfully played off, his shift of countenance and gesture had
even something droll, or rather tragi-comic in it: there was now
an air of sad repining foolishness, superadded to his natural one
of no-meaning and idiotism, as he stood with his label of
manhood, now lank, unstiffen'd, becalm'd, and flapping against
his thighs, down which it reach'd half-way, terrible even in its
fall, whilst under the dejection of spirit and flesh, which
naturally followed, his eyes, by turns, cast down towards his
struck standard, or piteously lifted to Louisa, seemed to require
at her hands what he had so sensibly parted from to her, and now
ruefully miss'd. But the vigour of nature, soon returning,
dissipated the blast of faintness which the common law of
enjoyment had subjected him to; and now his basket re-became his
main concern, which I look'd for, and brought him, whilst Louisa
restor'd his dress to its usual condition, and afterwards pleased
him perhaps more by taking all his flowers off his hands, and
paying him, at his rate, for them, than if she had embarrass'd
him by a present that he would have been puzzled to account for,
and might have put others on tracing the motives of.

Whether she ever return'd to the attack I know not, and, to
say the truth, I believe not. She had had her freak out, and had
pretty plentifully drown'd her curiosity in a glut of pleasure,
which, as it happened, had no other consequence than that the
lad, who retain'd only a confused memory of the transaction,
would, when he saw her, for some time after, express a grin of
joy and familiarity, after his idiot manner, and soon forgot her
in favour of the next woman, tempted, on the report of his parts,
to take him in.


Louisa herself did not long outstay this adventure at Mrs.
Cole's (to whom, by-the-bye, we took care not to boast of our
exploit, till all fear of consequences were clearly over): for an
occasion presenting itself of proving her passion for a young
fellow, at the expense of her discretion, proceeding all in
character, she pack'd up her toilet at half a day's warning and
went with him abroad, since which I entirely lost sight of her,
and it never fell in my way to hear what became of her.

But a few days after she had left us, two very pretty young
gentlemen, who were Mrs. Cole's especial favourites, and free of
her academy, easily obtain'd her consent for Emily's and my
acceptance of a party of pleasure at a little but agreeable house
belonging to one of them, situated not far up the river Thames,
on the Surry side.

Everything being settled, and it being a fine summer day, but
rather of the warmest, we set out after dinner, and got to our
rendez-vous about four in the afternoon; where, landing at the
foot of a neat, joyous pavilion, Emily and I were handed into it
by our squires, and there drank tea with a cheerfulness and
gaiety that the beauty of the prospect, the serenity of the
weather, and the tender politeness of our sprightly gallants
naturally led us into.

After tea, and taking a turn in the garden, my particular, who
was the master of the house, and had in no sense schem'd this
party of pleasure for a dry one, propos'd to us, with that
frankness which his familiarity at Mrs. Cole's entitled him to,
as the weather was excessively hot, to bathe together, under a
commodious shelter that he had prepared expressly for that
purpose, in a creek of the river, with which a side-door of the
pavilion immediately communicated, and where we might be sure of
having our diversion out, safe from interruption, and with the
utmost privacy.

Emily, who never refus'd anything, and I, who ever delighted
in bathing, and had no exception to the person who propos'd it,
or to those pleasures it was easy to guess it implied, took care,
on this occasion, not to wrong our training at Mrs. Cole's, and
agreed to it with as good a grace as we could. Upon which,
without loss of time, we return'd instantly to the pavilion, one
door of which open'd into a tent, pitch'd before it, that with
its marquise, formed a pleasing defence against the sun, or the
weather, and was besides as private as we could wish. The lining
of it, imbossed cloth, represented a wild forest-foliage, from
the top down to the sides, which, in the same stuff, were figur'd
with fluted pilasters, with their spaces between fill'd with
flower-vases, the whole having a gay effect upon the eye,
wherever you turn'd it.

Then it reached sufficiently into the water, yet contain'd
convenient benches round it, on the dry ground, either to keep
our cloaths, short, for more uses than resting upon.
There was a side-table too, loaded with sweetmeats, jellies, and
other eatables, and bottles of wine and cordials, by way of
occasional relief from any rawness, or chill of the water, or
from any faintness from whatever cause; and in fact, my gallant,
who understood chere entiere perfectly, and who, for taste (even
if you would not approve this specimen of it) might have been
comptroller of pleasures to a Roman emperor, had left no
requisite towards convenience or luxury unprovided.

As soon as we had look'd round this inviting spot, and every
preliminary of privacy was duly settled, strip was the word: when
the young gentlemen soon dispatch'd the undressing each his
partner and reduced us to the naked confession of all those
secrets of person which dress generally hides, and which the
discovery of was, naturally speaking, not to our disadvantage.
Our hands, indeed, mechanically carried towards the most
interesting part of us, screened, at first, all from the tufted
cliff downwards, till we took them away at their desire, and
employed them in doing them the same office, of helping off with
their cloaths; in the process of which, there pass'd all the
little wantonnesses and frolicks that you may easily imagine.

As for my spark, he was presently undressed, all to his shirt,
the fore-lappet of which as he lean'd languishingly on me, he
smilingly pointed to me to observe, as it bellied out, or rose
and fell, according to the unruly starts of the motion behind it;
but it was soon fix'd, for now taking off his shirt, and naked as
a Cupid, he shew'd it me at so upright a stand, as prepar'd me
indeed for his application to me for instant ease; but, tho' the
sight of its fine size was fit enough to fire me, the cooling
air, as I stood in this state of nature, joined to the desire I
had of bathing first, enabled me to put him off, and tranquillize
him, with the remark that a little suspense would only set a
keener edge on the pleasure. Leading then the way, and shewing
our friends an example of continency, which they were giving
signs of losing respect to, we went hand in hand into the stream,
till it took us up to our neck, where the no more than grateful
coolness of the water gave my senses a delicious refreshment from
the sultriness of the season, and made more alive, more happy in
myself, and, in course, more alert, and open to voluptuous

Here I lav'd and wanton'd with the water, or sportively play'd
with my companion, leaving Emily to deal with hers at discretion.
Mine, at length, not content with making me take the plunge over
head and ears, kept splashing me, and provoking me with all the
little playful tricks he could devise, and which I strove not to
remain in his debt for. We gave, in short, a loose to mirth; and
now, nothing would serve him but giving his hands the regale of
going over every part of me, neck, breast, belly, thighs, and all
the et cetera, so dear to the imagination, under the pretext of
washing and rubbing them; as we both stood in the water, no
higher now than the pit of our stomachs, and which did not hinder
him from feeling, and toying with that leak that distinguishes
our sex, and it so wonderfully water-tight: for his fingers, in
vain dilating and opening it, only let more flame than water into
it, be it said without a figure. At the same time he made me feel
his own engine, which was so well wound up, as to stand even the
working in water, and he accordingly threw one arm round my neck,
and was endeavouring to get the better of that harsher
construction bred by the surrounding fluid; and had in effect won
his way so far as to make me sensible of the pleasing stretch of
those nether-lips, from the in-driving machine; when, independent
of my not liking that awkward mode of enjoyment, I could not help
interrupting him, in order to become joint spectators of a plan
of joy, in hot operation between Emily and her partner; who
impatient of the fooleries and dalliance of the bath, had led his
nymph to one of the benches on the green bank, where he was very
cordially proceeding to teach her the difference betwixt jest and

There, setting her on his knee, and gliding one hand over the
surface of that smooth polish'd snow-white skin of hers, which
now doubly shone with a dew-bright lustre, and presented to the
touch something like what one would imagine of animated ivory,
especially in those ruby-nippled globes, which the touch is so
fond of and delights to make love to, with the other he was
lusciously exploring the sweet secret of nature, in order to make
room for a stately piece of machinery, that stood uprear'd,
between her thighs, as she continued sitting on his lap, and
pressed hard for instant admission, which the tender Emily, in a
fit of humour deliciously protracted, affecting to decline, and
elude the very pleasure she sigh'd for, but in a style of
waywardness so prettily put on, and managed, as to render it ten
times more poignant; then her eyes, all amidst the softest dying
languishment, express'd at once a mock denial and extreme desire,
whilst her sweetness was zested with a coyness so pleasingly
provoking, her moods of keeping him off were so attractive, that
they redoubled the impetuous rage with which he cover'd her with
kisses: and the kisses that, whilst she seemed to shy from or
scuffle for, the cunning wanton contrived such sly returns of, as
were doubtless the sweeter for the gust she gave them, of being
stolen ravished.

Thus Emily, who knew no art but that which nature itself, in
favour of her principal end, pleasure, had inspir'd her with, the
art of yielding, coy'd it indeed, but coy'd it to the purpose;
for with all her straining, her wrestling, and striving to break
from the clasp of his arms, she was so far wiser yet than to mean
it, that in her struggles, it was visible she aim'd at nothing
more than multiplying points of touch with him, and drawing yet
closer the folds that held them every where entwined, like two
tendrils of a vine intercurling together: so that the same
effect, as when Louisa strove in good earnest to disengage from
the idiot, was now produced by different motives.

Mean while, their emersion out of the cold water had caused a
general glow, a tender suffusion of heighten'd carnation over
their bodies; both equally white and smoothskinned; so that as
their limbs were thus amorously interwoven, in sweet confusion,
it was scarce possible to distinguish who they respectively
belonged to, but for the brawnier, bolder muscles of the stronger

In a little time, however, the champion was fairly in with
her, and had tied at all points the true lover's knot; when now,
adieu all the little refinements of a finessed reluctance; adieu
the friendly feint! She was presently driven forcibly out of the
power of using any art; and indeed, what art must not give way,
when nature, corresponding with her assailant, invaded in the
heart of her capital and carried by storm, lay at the mercy of
the proud conqueror who had made his entry triumphantly and
completely? Soon, however, to become a tributary: for the
engagement growing hotter and hotter, at close quarters, she
presently brought him to the pass of paying down the dear debt to
nature; which she had no sooner collected in, but, like a
duellist who has laid his antagonist at his feet, when he has
himself received a mortal wound, Emily had scarce time to plume
herself upon her victory, but, shot with the same discharge, she,
in a loud expiring sigh, in the closure of her eyes, the
stretch-out of her limbs, and a remission of her whole frame,
gave manifest signs that all was as it should be.

For my part, who had not with the calmest patience stood in
the water all this time, to view this warm action, I lean'd
tenderly on my gallant, and at the close of it, seem'd to ask him
with my eyes what he thought of it; but he, more eager to satisfy
me by his actions than by words or looks, as we shoal'd the water
towards the shore, shewed me the staff of love so intensely set
up, that had not even charity beginning at home in this case,
urged me to our mutual relief, it would have been cruel indeed to
have suffered the youth to burst with straining, when the remedy
was so obvious and so near at hand.

Accordingly we took to a bench, whilst Emily and her spark,
who belonged it seems to the sea, stood at the sideboard,
drinking to our good voyage: for, as the last observ'd, we were
well under weigh, with a fair wind up channel, and
full-freighted; nor indeed were we long before we finished our
trip to Cythera, and unloaded in the old haven; but, as the
circumstances did not admit of much variation, I shall spare you
the description.

At the same time, allow me to place you here an excuse I am
conscious of owing you, for having, perhaps, too much affected
the figurative style; though surely, it can pass nowhere more
allowably than in a subject which is so properly the province of
poetry, nay, is poetry itself, pregnant with every flower of
imagination and loving metaphors, even were not the natural
expressions, for respects of fashion and sound, necessarily
forbid it.

Resuming now my history, you may please to know that what with
a competent number of repetitions, all in the same strain (and,
by-the-bye, we have a certain natural sense that those
repetitions are very much to the taste), what with a circle of
pleasures delicately varied, there was not a moment lost to joy
all the time we staid there, till late in the night we were
re-escorted home by our squires, who delivered us safe to Mrs.
Cole, with generous thanks for our company.

This too was Emily's last adventure in our way: for scarce a
week after, she was, by an accident too trivial to detail to you
the particulars, found out by her parents, who were in good
circumstances, and who had been punish'd for their partiality to
their son, in the loss of him, occasion'd by a circumstance of
their over-indulgence to his appetite; upon which the so long
engross'd stream of fondness, running violently in favour of this
lost and inhumanly abandon'd child whom if they had not neglected
enquiry about, they might long before have recovered. They were
now so overjoyed at the retrieval of her, that, I presume, it
made them much less strict in examining the bottom of things: for
they seem'd very glad to take for granted, in the lump,
everything that the grave and decent Mrs. Cole was pleased to
pass upon them; and soon afterwards sent her, from the country, a
handsome acknowledgement.

But it was not so easy to replace to our community the loss of
so sweet a member of it: for, not to mention her beauty, she was
one of those mild, pliant characters that if one does not
entirely esteem, one can scarce help loving, which is not such a
bad compensation neither. Owing all her weakness to good-nature,
and an indolent facility that kept her too much at the mercy of
first impressions, she had just sense enough to know that she
wanted leading-strings, and thought herself so much obliged to
any who would take the pains to think for her, and guide her,
that with a very little management, she was capable of being made
a most agreeable, nay, a most virtuous wife: for vice, it is
probable, had never been her choice, or her fate, if it had not
been for occasion, or example, or had she not depended less upon
herself than upon her circumstances. This presumption her conduct
afterwards verified: for presently meeting with a match that was
ready cut and dry for her, with a neighbour's son of her own
rank, and a young man of sense and order, who took her as the
widow of one lost at sea (for so it seems one of her gallants,
whose name she had made free with, really was), she naturally
struck into all the duties of their domestic life with as much
constancy and regularity, as if she had never swerv'd from a
state of undebauch'd innocence from her youth.

These desertions had, however, now so far thinned Mrs. Cole's
brood that she was left with only me like a hen with one chicken;
but tho' she was earnestly entreated and encourag'd to recruit
her corps, her growing infirmities, and, above all, the tortures
of a stubborn hip-gout, which she found would yield to no remedy,
determin'd her to bread up her business and retire with a decent
pittance into the country, where I promis'd myself nothing so
sure, as my going down to live with her as soon as I had seen a
little more of life and improv'd my small matters into a
competency that would create in me an independence on the world:
for I was, now, thanks to Mrs. Cole, wise enough to keep that
essential in view.

Thus was I then to lose my faithful preceptress, as did the
Philosophers of the town the White Crow of her profession. For
besides that she never ransacked her customers, whose taste too
she ever studiously consulted, besides that she never racked her
pupils with unconscionable extortions, nor ever put their hard
earnings, as she call'd them, under the contribution of poundage.
She was a severe enemy to the seduction for innocence, and
confin'd her acquisitions solely to those unfortunate young
women, who, having lost it, were but the juster objects of
compassion: among these, indeed, she pick'd but such as suited
her views and taking them under her protection, rescu'd them from
the danger of the publick sinks of ruin and misery, to place, or
do for them, well or ill, in the manner you have seen. Having
then settled her affairs, she set out on her journey, after
taking the most tender leave of me, and at the end of some
excellent instructions, recommending me to myself, with an
anxiety perfectly maternal. In short, she affected me so much,
that I was not presently reconcil'd to myself for suffering her
at any rate to go without me; but fate had, it seems, otherwise
dispos'd of me.

I had, on my separation from Mrs. Cole, taken a pleasant
convenient house at Marybone, but easy to rent and manage from
its smallness, which I furnish'd neatly and modestly. There, with
a reserve of eight hundred pounds, the fruit of my deference to
Mrs. Cole's counsels, exclusive of cloaths, some jewels, some
plate, I saw myself in purse for a long time, to wait without
impatience for what the chapter of accidents might produce in my

Here, under the new character of a young gentle-woman whose
husband was gone to sea, I had mark'd me out such lines of life
and conduct, as leaving me at a competent liberty to pursue my
views either out of pleasure or fortune, bounded me nevertheless
strictly within the rules of decency and discretion: a
disposition in which you cannot escape observing a true pupil of
Mrs. Cole.

I was scarce, however, well warm in my new abode, when going
out one morning pretty early to enjoy the freshness of it, in the
pleasing outlet of the fields, accompanied only by a maid, whom I
had newly hired, as we were carelessly walking among the trees we
were alarmed with the noise of a violent coughing: turning our
heads towards which, we distinguish'd a plain well-dressed
elderly gentleman, who, attack'd with a sudden fit, was so much
overcome as to be forc'd to give way to it and sit down at the
foot of a tree, where he seemed suffocating with the severity of
it, being perfectly black in the face: not less mov'd than
frighten'd with which, I flew on the instant to his relief, and
using the rote of practice I had observ'd on the like occasion, I
loosened his cravat and clapped him on the back; but whether to
any purpose, or whether the cough had had its course, I know not,
but the fit immediately went off; and now recover'd to his speech
and legs, he returned me thanks with as much emphasis as if I had
sav'd his life. This naturally engaging a conversation, he
acquainted me where he lived, which was at a considerable
distance from where I met with him, and where he had stray'd
insensibly on the same intention of a morning walk.

He was, as I afterwards learn'd in the course of the intimacy
which this little accident gave birth to, an old bachelor, turn'd
of sixty, but of a fresh vigorous complexion, insomuch that he
scarce marked five and forty, having never rack'd his
constitution by permitting his desires to overtax his

As to his birth and condition, his parents, honest and fail'd
mechanicks, had, by the best traces he could get of them, left
him an infant orphan on the parish; so that it was from a
charity-school, that, by honesty and industry, he made his way
into a merchant's counting-house; from whence, being sent to a
house in CADIZ, he there, by his talents and activity, acquired a
fortune, but an immense one, with which he returned to his native
country; where he could not, however, so much as fish out one
single relation out of the obscurity he was born in. Taking then
a taste for retirement, and pleas'd to enjoy life, like a
mistress in the dark, he flowed his days in all the ease of
opulence, without the least parade of it; and, rather studying
the concealment than the shew of a fortune, looked down on a
world he perfectly knew; himself, to his wish, unknown and
unmarked by.

But, as I propose to devote a letter entirely to the pleasure
of retracing to you all the particulars of my acquaintance with
this ever, to me, memorable friend, I shall, in this, transiently
touch on no more than may serve, as mortar to cement, to form the
connection of my history, and to obviate your surprize that one
of my high blood and relish of life should count a gallant of
threescore such a catch.

Referring then to a more explicit narrative, to explain by
what progressions our acquaintance, certainly innocent at first,
insensibly changed nature, and ran into unplatonic lengths, as
might well be expected from one of my condition of life, and
above all, from that principle of electricity that scarce ever
fails of producing fire when the sexes meet. I shall only here
acquaint you, that as age had not subdued his tenderness for our
sex, neither had it robbed him of the power of pleasing, since
whatever he wanted in the bewitching charms of youth, he aton'd
for, or supplemented with the advantages of experience, the
sweetness of his manners, and above all, his flattering address
in touching the heart, by an application to the understanding.
From him it was I first learn'd, to any purpose, and not without
infinite pleasure, that I had such a portion of me worth
bestowing some regard on; from him I received my first essential
encouragement, and instructions how to put it in that train of
cultivation, which I have since pushed to the little degree of
improvement you see it at; he it was, who first taught me to be
sensible that the pleasures of the mind were superior to those of
the body; at the same time, that they were so far from obnoxious
to, or incompatible with each other, that, besides the sweetness
in the variety and transition, the one serv'd to exalt and
perfect the taste of the other to a degree that the senses alone
can never arrive at.

Himself a rational pleasurist, as being much too wise to be
asham'd of the pleasures of humanity, loved me indeed, but loved
me with dignity; in a mean equally remov'd from the sourness, of
forwardness, by which age is unpleasingly characteriz'd, and from
that childish silly dotage that so often disgraces it, and which
he himself used to turn into ridicule, and compare to an old goat
affecting the frisk of a young kid.

In short, everything that is generally unamiable in his season
of life was, in him, repair'd by so many advantages, that he
existed a proof, manifest at least to me, that it is not out of
the power of age to please, if it lays out to please, and if,
making just allowances, those in that class do not forget that it
must cost them more pains and attention than what youth, the
natural spring-time of joy, stands in need of: as fruits out of
season require proportionably more skill and cultivation, to
force them.

With this gentleman then, who took me home soon after our
acquaintance commenc'd, I lived near eight months; in which time,
my constant complaisance and docility, my attention to deserve
his confidence and love, and a conduct, in general, devoid of the
least art and founded on my sincere regard and esteem for him,
won and attach'd him so firmly to me, that, after having
generously trusted me with a genteel, independent settlement,
proceeding to heap marks of affection on me, he appointed me, by
an authentick will, his sole heiress and executrix: a disposition
which he did not outlive two months, being taken from me by a
violent cold that he contracted as he unadvisedly ran to the
window on an alarm of fire, at some streets distance, and stood
there naked-breasted, and exposed to the fatal impressions of a
damp night-air.

After acquitting myself of my duty towards my deceas'd
benefactor, and paying him a tribute of unfeign'd sorrow, which a
little time chang'd into a most tender, grateful memory of him
that I shall ever retain, I grew somewhat comforted by the
prospect that now open'd to me, if not of happiness at least of
affluence and independence.

I saw myself then in the full bloom and pride of youth (for I
was not yet nineteen) actually at the head of so large a fortune,
as it would have been even the height of impudence in me to have
raised my wishes, much more my hopes, to; and that this
unexpected elevation did not turn my head, I ow'd to the pains my
benefactor had taken to form and prepare me for it, as I ow'd his
opinion of my management of the vast possessions he left me, to
what he had observ'd of the prudential economy I had learned
under Mrs. Cole, of which the reserve he saw I had made was a
proof and encouragement to him.

But, alas! how easily is the enjoyment of the greatest sweets
in life, in present possession, poisoned by the regret of an
absent one! but my regret was a mighty and just one, since it had
my only truly beloved Charles for its object.

Given him up I had, indeed, compleatly, having never once
heard from him since our separation; which, as I found
afterwards, had been my misfortune, and not his neglect, for he
wrote me several letters which had all miscarried; but forgotten
him I never had. Amidst all my personal infidelities, not one had
made a pin's point impression on a heart impenetrable to the true
love-passion, but for him.

As soon, however, as I was mistress of this unexpected
fortune, I felt more than ever how dear he was to me, from its
insufficiency to make me happy, whilst he was not to share it
with me. My earliest care, consequently, was to endeavour at
getting some account of him; but all my researches produc'd me no
more light than that his father had been dead for some time, not
so well as even with the world; and that Charles had reached his
port of destination in the South-Seas, where, finding the estate
he was sent to recover dwindled to a trifle, by the loss of two
ships in which the bulk of his uncle's fortune lay, he was come
away with the small remainder, and might, perhaps, according to
the best advice, in a few months return to England, from whence
he had, at the time of this my inquiry, been absent two years and
seven months. A little eternity in love!

You cannot conceive with what joy I embraced the hopes thus
given me of seeing the delight of my heart again. But, as the
term of months was assigned it, in order to divert and amuse my
impatience for his return, after settling my affairs with much
ease and security, I set out on a journey for Lancashire, with an
equipage suitable to my fortune, and with a design purely to
revisit my place of nativity, for which I could not help
retaining a great tenderness; and might naturally not be sorry to
shew myself there, to the advantage I was now in pass to do,
after the report Esther Davis had spread of my being spirited
away to the plantations; for on no other supposition could she
account for the suppression of myself to her, since her leaving
me so abruptly at the inn. Another favourite intention I had, to
look out for my relations, though I had none besides distant
ones, and prove a benefactress to them. Then Mrs. Cole's place of
retirement lying in my way, was not amongst the least of the
pleasures I had proposed to myself in this expedition.

I had taken nobody with me but a discreet decent woman, to
figure it as my companion, besides my servants, and was scarce
got into an inn, about twenty miles from London, where I was to
sup and pass the night, when such a storm of wind and rain sprang
up as made me congratulate myself on having got under shelter
before it began.

This had continu'd a good half hour, when bethinking me of
some directions to be given to the coachman, I sent for him, and
not caring that his shoes should soil the very clean parlour, in
which the cloth was laid, I stept into the hall kitchen, where he
was, and where, whilst I was talking to him, I slantingly
observ'd two horsemen driven in by the weather, and both wringing
wet; one of whom was asking if they could not be assisted with a
change, while their clothes were dried. But, heavens! who can
express what I felt at the sound of a voice, ever present to my
heart, and that is now rebounded at! or when pointing my eyes
towards the person it came from, they confirm'd its information,
in spite of so long an absence, and of a dress one would have
imagin'd studied for a disguise: a horseman's great coat, with a
stand-up cape, and his hat flapp'd...but what could escape the
piercing alertness of a sense surely guided by love? A transport
then like mine was above all consideration, or schemes of
surprize; and I, that instant, with the rapidity of the emotions
that I felt the spur of, shot into his arms, crying out, as I
threw mine round his neck: "My life! soul! Charles!..."
and without further power of speech, swoon'd away, under the
pressing agitations of joy and surprize.

Recover'd out of my entrancement, I found myself in my
charmer's arms, but in the parlour, surrounded by a crowd which
this event had gather'd round us, and which immediately, on a
signal from the discreet landlady, who currently took him for my
husband, clear'd the room, and desirably left us alone to the
raptures of this reunion; my joy at which had like to have
prov'd, at the expense of my life, power superior to that of
grief at our fatal separation.

The first object then, that my eyes open'd on, was their
supreme idol, and my supreme wish Charles, on one knee, holding
me fast by the hand and gazing on me with a transport of
fondness. Observing my recovery, he attempted to speak, and give
vent to his patience of hearing my voice again, to satisfy him
once more that it was me; but the mightiness and suddenness of
the surprize, continuing to stun him, choked his utterance: he
could only stammer out a few broken, half formed, faltering
accents, which my ears greedily drinking in, spelt, and put
together, so as to make out their sense; "After so long!
cruel absence! dearest Fanny!...can it?...can it be
you?..." stifling me at the same time with kisses, that, stopping
my mouth, at once prevented the answer that he panted for, and
increas'd the delicious disorder in which all my senses were
rapturously lost. Amidst however, this crowd of ideas, and all
blissful ones, there obtruded only one cruel doubt, that poison'd
nearly all the transcendent happiness: and what was it, but my
dread of its being too excessive to be real? I trembled now with
the fear of its being no more than a dream, and of my waking out
of it into the horrors of finding it one. Under this fond
apprehension, imagining I could not make too much of the present
prodigious joy, before it should vanish and leave me in the
desert again, nor verify its reality too strongly, I clung to
him, I clasp'd him, as if to hinder him from escaping me again:
"Where have you been? could you...could you leave me?...Say
you are still mine...that you still love me...and thus! thus!"
(kissing him as if I would consolidate lips with him!) "I forgive
you...forgive my hard fortune in favour of this restoration."

All these interjections breaking from me, in that wildness of
expression that justly passes for eloquence in love, drew from
him all the returns my fond heart could wish or require. Our
caresses, our questions, our answers, for some time observ'd no
order; all crossing, or interrupting one another in sweet
confusion, whilst we exchang'd hearts at our eyes, and renew'd
the ratifications of a love unbated by time or absence: not a
breath, not a motion, not a gesture on either side, but what was
strongly impressed with it. Our hands, lock'd in each other,
repeated the most passionate squeezes, so that their fiery thrill
went to the heart again.

Thus absorbed, and concentre'd in this unutterable delight, I
had not attended to the sweet author of it, being thoroughly wet,
and in danger of catching cold; when, in good time, the landlady,
whom the appearance of my equipage (which, by-the-bye, Charles
knew nothing of) had gain'd me an interest in, for me and mine,
interrupted us by bringing in a decent shift of linen and
cloaths, which now, somewhat recover'd into a calmer composure by
the coming in of a third person, I prest him to take the benefit
of, with a tender concern and anxiety that made me tremble for
his health.

The landlady leaving us again, he proceeded to shift; in the
act of which, tho' he proceeded with all that modesty which
became these first solemner instants of our re-meeting after so
long an absence, I could not contain certain snatches of my eyes,
lured by the dazzling discoveries of his naked skin, that escaped
him as he chang'd his linen, and which I could not observe the
unfaded life and complexion of without emotions of tenderness and
joy, that had himself too purely for their object to partake of a
loose or mistim'd desire.

He was soon drest in these temporary cloaths, which neither
fitted him now became the light my passion plac'd him in, to me
at least; yet, as they were on him, they look'd extremely well,
in virtue of that magic charm which love put into everything that
he touch'd, or had relation to him: and where, indeed, was that
dress that a figure like this would not give grace to? For now,
as I ey'd him more in detail, I could not but observe the even
favourable alteration which the time of his absence had produced
in his person.

There were still the requisite lineaments, still the same
vivid vermilion and bloom reigning in his face: but now the roses
were more fully blown; the tan of his travels, and a beard
somewhat more distinguishable, had, at the expense of no more
delicacy than what he could well spare, given it an air of
becoming manliness and maturity, that symmetriz'd nobly with that
air of distinction and empire with which nature had stamp'd it,
in a rare mixture with the sweetness of it; still nothing had he
lost of that smooth plumpness of flesh, which, glowing with
freshness, blooms florid to the eye, and delicious to the touch;
then his shoulders were grown more square, his shape more form'd,
more portly, but still free and airy. In short, his figure show'd
riper, greater, and perfecter to the experienced eye than in his
tender youth; and now he was not much more than two and

In this interval, however, I pick'd out of the broken, often
pleasingly interrupted account of himself, that he was, at that
instant, actually on his road to London, in not a very paramount
plight or condition, having been wreck'd on the Irish coast for
which he had prematurely embark'd, and lost the little all he had
brought with him from the South Seas; so that he had not till
after great shifts and hardships, in the company of his
fellow-traveller, the captain, got so far on his journey; that so
it was (having heard of his father's death and circumstances) he
had now the world to begin again, on a new account: a situation
which he assur'd me, in a vein of sincerity that, flowing from
his heart, penetrated mine, gave him to farther pain, than that
he had it not in his power to make me as happy as he could wish.
My fortune, you will please to observe, I had not enter'd upon
any overture of, reserving to feast myself with the surprize of
it to him, in calmer instants. And, as to my dress, it could give
him no idea of the truth, not only as it was mourning, but
likewise in a style of plainness and simplicity that I had ever
kept to with studied art. He press'd me indeed tenderly to
satisfy his ardent curiosity, both with regard to my past and
present state of life since his being torn away from me: but I
had the address to elude his questions by answers that, shewing
his satisfaction at no great distance, won upon him to waive his
impatience, in favour of the thorough confidence he had in my not
delaying it, but for respects I should in good time acquaint him

Charles, however, thus returned to my longing arms, tender,
faithful, and in health, was already a blessing too mighty for my
conception: but Charles in distress!...Charles reduc'd, and
broken down to his naked personal merit, was such a circumstance,
in favour of the sentiments I had for him, as exceeded my utmost
desires; and accordingly I seemed so visibly charm'd, so out of
time and measure pleas'd at his mention of his ruin'd fortune,
that he could account for it no way, but that the joy of seeing
him again had swallow'd up every other sense, or concern.

In the mean time, my woman had taken all possible care of
Charles's travelling companion; and as supper was coming in, he
was introduc'd to me, when I receiv'd him as became my regard for
all of Charles's acquaintance or friends.

We four then supp'd together, in the style of joy,
congratulation, and pleasing disorder that you may guess. For my
part, though all these agitations had left me not the least
stomach but for that uncloying feast, the sight of my ador'd
youth, I endeavour'd to force it, by way of example for him, who
I conjectur'd must want such a recruit after riding; and, indeed,
he ate like a traveller, but gaz'd at, and addressed me all the
time like a lover.

After the cloth was taken away, and the hour of repose came
on, Charles and I were, without further ceremony, in quality of
man and wife, shewn up together to a very handsome apartment,
and, all in course, the bed, they said, the best in the inn.

And here, Decency, forgive me! if once more I violate thy laws
and keeping the curtains undrawn, sacrifice thee for the last
time to that confidence, without reserve, with which I engaged to
recount to you the most striking circumstances of my youthful

As soon, then, as we were in the room together, left to
ourselves, the sight of the bed starting the remembrance of our
first joys, and the thought of my being instantly to share it
with the dear possessor of my virgin heart, mov'd me so strongly,
that it was well I lean'd upon him, or I must have fainted again
under the overpowering sweet alarm. Charles saw into my
confusion, and forgot his own, that was scarce less, to apply
himself to the removal of mine.

But now the true refining passion had regain'd thorough
possession of me, with all its train of symptoms: a sweet
sensibility, a tender timidity, love-sick yearnings temper'd with
diffidence and modesty, all held me in a subjection of soul,
incomparably dearer to me than the liberty of heart which I had
been long, too long! the mistress of, in the course of those
grosser gallantries, the consciousness of which now made me sigh
with a virtuous confusion and regret. No real virgin, in view of
the nuptial bed, could give more bashful blushes to unblemish'd
innocence than I did to a sense of guilt; and indeed I lov'd
Charles too truly not to feel severely that I did not deserve

As I kept hesitating and disconcerted under this soft
distraction, Charles, with a fond impatience, took the pains to
undress me; and all I can remember amidst the flutter and
discomposure of my senses was some flattering exclamations of joy
and admiration, more specially at the feel of my breasts, now set
at liberty from my stays, and which panting and rising in
tumultuous throbs, swell'd upon his dear touch, and gave it the
welcome pleasure of finding them well form'd, and unfail'd in

I was soon laid in bed, and scarce languish'd an instant for
the darling partner of it, before he was undress'd and got
between the sheets, with his arms clasp'd round me, giving and
taking, with gust inexpressible, a kiss of welcome, that my heart
rising to my lips stamp'd with its warmest impression, concurring
to by bliss, with that delicate and voluptuous emotion which
Charles alone had the secret to excite, and which constitutes the
very life, the essence of pleasure.

Meanwhile, two candles lighted on a side-table near us, and a
joyous wood-fire, threw a light into the bed that took from one
sense, of great importance to our joys, all pretext for
complaining of its being shut out of its share of them; and
indeed, the sight of my idolized youth was alone, from the ardour
with which I had wished for it, without other circumstance, a
pleasure to die of.

But as action was now a necessity to desires so much on edge
as ours, Charles, after a very short prelusive dalliance, lifting
up my linen and his own, laid the broad treasures of his manly
chest close to my bosom, both beating with the tenderest alarms:
when now, the sense of his glowing body, in naked touch with
mine, took all power over my thoughts out of my own disposal, and
deliver'd up every faculty of the soul to the sensiblest of joys,
that affecting me infinitely more with my distinction of the
person than of the sex, now brought my conscious heart
deliciously into play: my heart, which eternally constant to
Charles, had never taken any part in my occasional sacrifices to
the calls of constitution, complaisance, or interest. But ah!
what became of me, when as the powers of solid pleasure thickened
upon me, I could not help feeling the stiff stake that had been
adorn'd with the trophies of my despoil'd virginity, bearing hard
and inflexible against one of my thighs, which I had not yet
opened, from a true principle of modesty, reviv'd by a passion
too sincere to suffer any aiming at the false merit of
difficulty, or my putting on an impertinent mock coyness.

I have, I believe, somewhere before remark'd, that the feel of
that favourite piece of manhood has, in the very nature of it,
something inimitably pathetic. Nothing can be dearer to the
touch, nor can affect it with a more delicious sensation. Think
then! as a love thinks, what must be the consummate transport of
that quickest of our senses, in their central seat too! when,
after so long a deprival, it felt itself re-inflam'd under the
pressure of that peculiar scepter -member which commands us all:
but especially my darling, elect from the face of the whole
earth. And now, at its mightiest point of stiffness, it felt to
me something so subduing, so active, so solid and agreeable, that
I know not what name to give its singular impression: but the
sentiment of consciousness of its belonging to my supremely
beloved youth, gave me so pleasing an agitation, and work'd so
strongly on my soul, that it sent all its sensitive spirits to
that organ of bliss in me, dedicated to its reception. There,
concentreing to a point, like rays in a burning glass, they
glow'd, they burnt with the intensest heat; the springs of
pleasure were, in short, wound up to such a pitch, I panted now,
with so exquisitely keen an appetite for the eminent enjoyment
that I was even sick with desire, and unequal to support the
combination of two distinct ideas, that delightfully distracted
me: for all the thought I was capable of, was that I was now in
touch, at once, with the instrument of pleasure, and the
great-seal of love. Ideas that, mingling streams, pour'd such an
ocean of intoxicating bliss on a weak vessel, all too narrow to
contain it, that I lay overwhelm'd, absorbed, lost in an abyss of
joy, and dying of nothing but immoderate delight.

Charles then rous'd me somewhat out of this extatic
distraction with a complaint softly murmured, amidst a crowd of
kisses, at the position, not so favourable to his desires, in
which I receiv'd his urgent insistence for admission, where that
insistence was alone so engrossing a pleasure that it made me
inconsistently suffer a much dearer one to be kept out; but how
sweet to correct such a mistake! My thighs, now obedient to the
intimations of love and nature, gladly disclose, and with a ready
submission, resign up the soft gateway to the entrance of
pleasure: I see, I feel the delicious velvet tip!...he enters me
might and main, with...oh! my pen drops from me here in the
extasy now present to my faithful memory! Description too deserts
me, and delivers over a task, above its strength of wing, to the
imagination: but it must be an imagination exalted by such a
flame as mine that can do justice to that sweetest, noblest of
all sensations, that hailed and accompany'd the stiff insinuation
all the way up, till it was at the end of its penetration,
sending up, through my eyes, the sparks of the love-fire that ran
all over me and blaz'd in every vein and every pore of me: a
system incarnate of joy all over.

I had now totally taken in love's true arrow from the point up
to the feather, in that part, where making now new wound, the
lips of the original one of nature, which had owed its first
breathing to this dear instrument, clung, as if sensible of
gratitude, in eager suction round it, whilst all its inwards
embrac'd it tenderly with a warmth of gust, a compressive energy,
that gave it, in its way, the heartiest welcome in nature; every
fibre there gathering tight round it, and straining ambitiously
to come in for its share of the blissful touch.

As we were giving them a few moments of pause to the
delectation of the senses, in dwelling with the highest relish on
this intimatest point of re-union, and chewing the cud of
enjoyment, the impatience natural to the pleasure soon drove us
into action. Then began the driving tumult on his side, and the
responsive heaves on mine, which kept me up to him; whilst, as
our joys grew too great for utterance, the organs of our voices,
voluptuously intermixing, became organs of the touch...and oh,
that touch! how delicious! poignantly luscious!...And now!
now I felt to the heart of me! I felt the prodigious keen edge
with which love, presiding over this act, points the pleasure:
love! that may be styled the Attic salt of enjoyment; and indeed,
without it, the joy, great as it is, is still a vulgar one,
whether in a king or a beggar; for it is, undoubtedly, love alone
that refines, ennobles and exalts it.

Thus happy, then, by the heart, happy by the senses, it was
beyond all power, even of thought, to form the conception of a
greater delight than what I was now consummating the fruition

Charles, whose whole frame was convulsed with the agitation of
his rapture, whilst the tenderest fires trembled in his eyes, all
assured me of a prefect concord of joy, penetrated me so
profoundly, touch'd me so vitally, took me so much out of my own
possession, whilst he seem'd himself so much in mine, that in a
delicious enthusiasm, I imagin'd such a transfusion of heart and
spirit, as that coalescing, and making one body and soul with
him, I was he, and he, me.

But all this pleasure tending, like life from its first
instants, towards its own dissolution, liv'd too fast not to
bring on upon the spur its delicious moment of mortality; for
presently the approach of the tender agony discover'd itself by
its usual signals, that were quickly follow'd by my dear love's
emanation of himself that spun out, and shot, feelingly indeed!
up the ravish'd in-draught: where the sweetly soothing balmy
titillation opened all the juices of joy on my side, which
extatically in flow, help'd to allay the prurient glow, and
drown'd our pleasure for a while. Soon, however, to be on float
again! For Charles, true to nature's laws, in one breath expiring
and ejaculating, languish'd not long in the dissolving trance,
but recovering spirit again, soon gave me to feel that the
true-mettle springs of his instrument of pleasure were, by love,
and perhaps by a long vacation, wound up too high to be let down
by a single explosion: his stiffness still stood my friend.
Resuming then the action afresh, without dislodging, or giving me
the trouble of parting from my sweet tenant, we play'd over again
the same opera, with the same delightful harmony and concert: our
ardours, like our love, knew no remission; and, all as the tide
serv'd my lover, lavish of his stores, and pleasure milked,
over-flowed me once more from the fulness of his oval reservoirs
of the genial emulsion: whilst, on my side, a convulsive grasp,
in the instant of my giving down the liquid contribution,
render'd me sweetly subservient at once to the increase of his
joy, and of its effusions: moving me so, as to make me exert all
those springs of the compressive exsuction with which the
sensitive mechanism of that part thirstily draws and drains the
nipple of Love; with much such an instinctive eagerness and
attachment as, to compare great with less, kind nature engages
infants at the breast by the pleasure they find in the motion of
their little mouths and cheeks, to extract the milky stream
prepar'd for their nourishment.

But still there was no end of his vigour: this double
discharge had so far from extinguish'd his desires, for that
time, that it had not even calm'd them; and at his age, desires
are power. He was proceeding then amazingly to push it to a third
triumph, still without uncasing, if a tenderness, natural to true
love, had not inspir'd me with self-denial enough to spare, and
not overstrain him: and accordingly, entreating him to give
himself and me quarter, I obtain'd, at length, a short suspension
of arms, but not before he had exultingly satisfy'd me that he
gave out standing.

The remainder of the night, with what we borrow'd upon the
day, we employ'd with unweary'd fervour in celebrating thus the
festival of our re-meeting; and got up pretty late in the
morning, gay, brisk and alert, though rest had been a stranger to
us: but the pleasures of love had been to us, what the joy of
victory is to an army; repose, refreshment, everything.

The journey into the country being now entirely out of the
question, and orders having been given over-night for turning the
horses' heads towards London, we left the inn as soon as we had
breakfasted, not without a liberal distribution of the tokens of
my grateful sense of the happiness I had met with in it.

Charles and I were in my coach; the captain and my companion
in a chaise hir'd purposely for them, to leave us the conveniency
of a tete-a-tete.

Here, on the road, as the tumult of my senses was tolerably
compos'd, I had command enough to head to break properly to him
the course of life that the consequence of my separation from him
had driven me into: which, at the same time that he tenderly
deplor'd with me, he was the less shocked at; as, on reflecting
how he had left me circumstanc'd, he could not be entirely
unprepar'd for it.

But when I opened the state of my fortune to him, and with
that sincerity which, from me to him, was so much a nature in me,
I begg'd of him his acceptance of it, on his own terms. I should
appear to you perhaps too partial to my passion, were I to
attempt the doing his delicacy justice. I shall content myself
then with assuring you, that after his flatly refusing the
unreserv'd, unconditional donation that I long persecuted him in
vain to accept, it was at length, in obedience to his serious
commands (for I stood out unaffectedly, till he exerted the
sovereign authority which love had given him over me), that I
yielded my consent to waive the remonstrance I did not fail of
making strongly to him, against his degrading himself, and
incurring the reflection, however unjust, of having, for respects
of fortune, barter'd his honour for infamy and prostitution, in
making one his wife, who thought herself too much honour'd in
being but his mistress.

The plea of love then over-ruling all objections, Charles,
entirely won with the merit of my sentiments for him, which he
could not but read the sincerity of in a heart ever open to him,
oblig'd me to receive his hand, by which means I was in pass,
among other innumerable blessings, to bestow a legal parentage on
those fine children you have seen by this happiest of

Thus at length, I got snug into port, where, in the bosom of
virtue, I gather'd the only uncorrupt sweets: where, looking back
on the course of vice I had run, and comparing its infamous
blandishments with the infinitely superior joys of innocence, I
could not help pitying, even in point of taste, those who,
immers'd in gross sensuality, are insensible to the so delicate
charms of VIRTUE, than which even PLEASURE has not a greater
friend, nor than VICE a greater enemy. Thus temperance makes men
lords over those pleasures that intemperance enslaves them to:
the one, parent of health, vigour, fertility, cheerfulness, and
every other desirable good of life; the other, of diseases,
debility, barrenness, self-loathing, with only every evil
incident to human nature.

You laugh, perhaps, at this tail-piece of morality, extracted
from me by the force of truth, resulting from compar'd
experiences: you think it, no doubt, out of place, out of
character; possibly too you may look on it as the paltry finesse
of one who seeks to mask a devotee to Vice under a rag of a veil,
impudently smuggled from the shrine of Virtue: just as if one was
to fancy one's self compleatly disguised at a masquerade, with no
other change of dress than turning one's shoes into slippers; or,
as if a writer should think to shield a treasonable libel, by
concluding it with a formal prayer for the King. But, independent
of my flattering myself that you have a juster opinion of my
sense and sincerity, give me leave to represent to you, that such
a supposition is even more injurious to Virtue than to me: since,
consistently with candour and good-nature, it can have no
foundation but in the falsest of fears, that its pleasures cannot
stand in comparison with those of Vice; but let truth dare to
hold it up in its most alluring light: then mark, how spurious,
how low of taste, how comparatively inferior its joys are to
those which Virtue gives sanction to, and whose sentiments are
not above making even a sauce for the senses, but a sauce of the
highest relish; whilst Vices are the harpies that infect and foul
the feast. The paths of Vice are sometimes strew'd with roses,
but then they are for ever infamous for many a thorn, for many a
canker-worm: those of Virtue are strew'd with roses purely, and
those eternally unfading ones.

If you do me then justice, you will esteem me perfectly
consistent in the incense I burn to Virtue. If I have painted
Vice in all its gayest colours, if I have deck'd it with flowers,
it has been solely in order to make the worthier, the solemner
sacrifice of it, to Virtue.

You know Mr. C*** O***, you know his estate, his worth, and
good sense: can you, will you pronounce it ill meant, at least of
him, when anxious for his son's morals, with a view to form him
to virtue, and inspire him with a fix'd, a rational contempt for
vice, he condescended to be his master of the ceremonies, and led
him by the hand thro' the most noted bawdy-houses in town, where
he took care he should be familiarized with all those scenes of
debauchery, so fit to nauseate a good taste? The experiment, you
will cry, is dangerous. True, on a fool: but are fools worth so
much attention?

I shall see you soon, and in the mean time think candidly of
me, and believe me ever,


Yours, etc., etc., etc.,


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