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The Escape Agents
C. J. Cutcliffe Hyne


"I AM not in the French Army for the sheer sport of the thing," said
the tall thin man that the others addressed as Major, or Colt, or
Joseph, according to their degree of intimacy. He took the long clay
pipe from his lips, and punctuated the sentences with its stem. "I'm
here to learn the art of war from the best teachers, and to get a
position. If possible, and if it can be done within the time, I intend
to try what a marshal's bton feels like for a riding switch."

"And then won't you give the girls a treat in Europe?" bantered the
dandified little Colonel Paillard.

"No, sir," said Colt. "Once I get my education complete here, back I
go to the United States to realise on it; and as for girls, I don't
care for you to forget that I am affianced to a Miss Patience Collier,
of No. 207 Pilgrim Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts." He mopped his brow
and shifted his chair forward into the window to catch the breeze.
"Miss Collier is at present following the occupation of schoolmarm,
combined with that of historian, and it was she who suggested that, as
I was set upon the military profession, I should come to Europe, and
go through a regular college course in one of Emperor Bonaparte's
armies. I am supplying her by mail with subject-matter for her
'Conduct of the Continental Wars.'"

Colonel Paillard took snuff with an air. "Pah!" he said; "you talk,
you Americans, but you are not like those solid English; you do not
mean all you say. You have tasted Europe; you will not go back again
to your dark and savage America. Mademoiselle Collier must come to
adorn France."

"It's little you know her. She's of the strictest Puritan stock.
She'd as soon think of turning Mohawk as Frenchwoman."

"If she is a true sweetheart, my dear Joe, she will have regard for
your prospects. Here you are, a field officer at twenty-seven, and two
years ago you were a private soldier, just starting to learn the
rudiments of war and the French language."

"I wasn't exactly new to war when Miss Collier had me come over to
this side. I was raised on our frontier, Colonel, and out there a man
can only quit Indian fighting when he ceases to sit up and breathe
fresh air."

"Learning to steal one another's scalps," said the grizzled Captain
Ricaud, "is not exactly war as the Emperor teaches it."

"Well," drawled Colt, rubbing his blue-black chin, "as the only man
here who has sampled each brand, I say that both were originally baled
out of the same keg. Now, General Dupont, that we're under right now
here in Spain, is allowed by all judges to have his uniform as Marshal
of France cut and ready for him in Paris against when he comes back.
Well, gentlemen, I assisted him and you to sack Cordova last week, and
I brought along a nice jewelled mayor's chain and that picture against
the wall there, which you tell me is a Velasquez."

"I repeat my offer of the pair of black jennets for the portrait,"
said Paillard.

"Nope. I guess we got mules in the States already, but our future
home, when I marry and we furnish one at Washington, could do with a
Velasquez. I was going to tell you, though, that I was there when
Ephraim Taylor's men sacked the Mohawk villages at Striped Rock."

"Never heard of either him, them, or it," laughed Colonel Paillard.

Colt thumped the table.

"There you have the whole case in a clamshell. Out of the Striped
Rock fight I got a pack of beaver skins which turned out later to be
full of moth. We have no titles chucked in out West. Here, for less
work, I get named Major, and find the wherewithal to keep up my rank
and style. As a Major in the French Service I'd step straight above
Ephraim Taylor's head, for instance, in one push at home. That is what
Miss Collier predicted at No. 207 the night before I sailed from
Boston harbour."

But at this point the list of Major Colt's ambitions was cut short.
There was no preliminary noise from outside to show that the outpost
of General Dupont's army, of which they were officers, was being
attacked. A bullet hummed in through the window, and, hitting the
plaster on the further wall diagonally, ploughed a great streak along
it, and as a finale, dived behind the Velasquez, and blew out the face
of the portrait into a mere star of rags and paint.

Colt, with the quickness of a conjurer, tipped his chair over and
fell backwards on to the floor before the noise of the shot came to
them, skillfully saving his long clay pipe from fracture. Grizzled old
Ricaud sneered from the table.

"Pooh!" he said, "bullets don't kill, Major, though to beginners I
believe they are startling. Now, at the Pyramids, where I had the
honour to carry a musket---"

Captain Ricaud broke off, and coincidental with his last syllable, a
curious sharp squelching noise came from his head. As he pitched
awkwardly off on to the floor, both observers commented on the
accuracy with which the second bullet had struck the exact centre of
his brow.

Colonel Paillard made a leisurely step to the shelter of the wall,
and again took snuff. "But still, my dear Joe, in spite of the
exception which has just been proved, I must maintain the theory that
bullets do not kill. I fancy that Ricaud was going to point out that
it is undignified for French officers to hurry out of their way."

"Ricaud is dead," snapped Colt. The window commanded most of the
room, and through it other bullets were hopping, which scored further
furrows in the plaster, and made other gaps in the Velasquez. Major
Colt, on hands and knees, was keeping under the level of the window
sill, and making for the door.

"And so, of course, you cannot challenge him," continued Paillard
gently; "but as I'm sure you would not like to miss having
satisfaction for what has been said, I shall be most pleased to assure
you that his sentiments on the matter are entirely my own."

Colt got to the shelter of the doorway, stood up, and scratched his
square black whiskers. "You wait till we're out of the present mess,
and then I'll see about combing your hair for you if you still want
it. My Land! They're scrapping downstairs now. Colonel, this post has
been fairly rushed, and we've been caught talking instead of being out
on the job."

When it came to the point Colonel Paillard was sufficiently alert to
his duties. He snapped the snuff-box and crammed it into his pocket.
Then he vaulted out of the window through which the bullets were
arriving, and shouted fiercely for the troops to rally round the

Colonel Paillard had carried his first musket as a super on the Porte
St Martin stage, and the actor's love of showy display still stuck to
him. He brimmed with bravery; but his was the bravery which aches to
show itself before an audience. Here, outside in the street, and in
the ranks of the opposite houses, was an audience ready enough; but it
was an hostile audience, with never a plaudit; throwing criticisms
instead, in the form of more bullets. One chance shot took the florid
little Colonel in mid-air, and he fell to the cobble-stones with a
shriek, and one leg bone snapped in two like a pipe stem.

Forthwith from a dozen doors men came out knife in hand to finish
him. Spain was raw then from the savageries of Zaragoza and the red
cruelties of the sack of Cordova, and the Spaniards looked upon a
Frenchman as people regard a rabid wolf--a creature beyond pity even
though it be sick and pitiful, a wild beast to be exterminated.

But in the meanwhile, Major Colt was putting into use his Indian
education. He crept and glided along, always silently, always in
cover. His scheme was not only to preserve his own skin, but to leave
the enemy unconscious of his existence. At the same time he was
reconnoitring keenly and with swiftness.

He dived down the cool stone stairway, and at its foot came across
the sentry limp and dead.

"Stalked and knifed," he commented. "Well, I've seen that before,
only out there the chap was scalped as well. This is getting like old
times. I must keep my eyes skinned, or they'll be lifting my hair

He swept through the temporary guard-room of the headquarters, and
saw at a glance all the guard surprised and silenced for ever, and
then through the doorway he saw Paillard drop helpless to the ground
and a dozen men leaping out of cover to give him the coup de grce.

Major Colt jumped out into the scorching sunlight, calling to
imaginary troops to follow him. The Spaniards stopped, turned, and
bolted: mere terror of the French soldiery was enough for them. The
American clapped a long, thin, wiry arm round Colonel Paillard's
middle, and started back with him to the guard-room.

But the Spaniards, though fluttered by the surprise, were, as men,
brave enough. Quickly they returned to the attack, and as quickly
Joseph Colt, on the threshold, turned to face them.

His sword lay stacked in a corner upstairs, but he had picked up a
knife. Now the knife was the national weapon of the Spanish peasant,
but it was native also to those American frontiersmen who were pushing
the snake fences of the Eastern Settlements out towards the West. No
Colonel Bowey had yet arisen to give the weapon glory and a name; but
it was there in daily current use, alongside the tomahawk and the long
rifle, and had been used by the red man down through history.

The Spaniards found Colt's knife play far in advance of their
national science. The man jabbed upwards, and they knew no parry to
that attack, and for their downward stabs he had always a point or a
fist in readiness. And then not only was he as hard as a creature
built out of rolled copper, but he was as powerful as any six men, and
as active as a dozen wild cats. As an exhibition he was a marvel; as a
man to fight against at close quarters they had no further use for
him; so they retired to give the bullets once more a chance.

But Major Colt picked up the dapper Paillard again (who had by this
time crawled to the doorway) and carried him through, and shot the

"Good man, Joe," said his friend, "I owe you for my skin there. I
thought we'd those Spaniards well whipped, but they are looking ugly
again. Now we must think of what to do next."

"No time to think," snapped Colt; "got to do."

He clutched hold of his friend's arm, thrust a shoulder under his
stomach, and ran up the stairs.

"Thousand thunders!" screamed Paillard, "mind my leg!"

"I know all about broken legs. Crawled seventeen miles in three days
with one after Great Snow's son got a shot into me, back of the Lakes.
But I'd his hair at my belt, too, so that perhaps made the journey

"Why, man, you've come back to the very room where we were first shot
at. It looks to me the most dangerous place in the house."

"That's why it's the least likely spot for them to hunt for us in.
Now keep under cover, and don't let us have any more attitudinising
before the window."

"I've my dignity to consider," said the plump little Colonel, and sat
back against the wall and reached for his snuff-box.

"Now, see here. Do you want to be carved so full of holes that you'll
look more like a ladder'n a man? Nope? Then, sir, you let me arrange
the rest of this funeral."

There were two tables in the room, and Colt stood one on the other.
"Now for a chair," he said, "and then I shall have a scaffold high
enough to work from."

"What's the trick this time?" asked Paillard, dusting his uniform.

"Break a way through the plaster, get into the false roof, and so on
to the next house; set fire to this one behind us to cover the
retreat." Colt proceeded to climb.

But at this point a part of the panelled wall which happened to be a
door, opened, and a little thin woman of thirty stepped gravely in to
the room.

"I am sorry, seor, that a guest of mine should meet with such rough
treatment in this village, especially a guest who has saved me and a
hundred other women from so much indignity as you have done."

The American bowed from his perch. "I haven't the pleasure of
recognising you, madam, but I presume you were one of those at the
church. What little I did, madam, was merely what white men in my
country consider it their privilege to do for any woman. The soldiers
who insulted you were scum, and wanted a lesson, and, my Land! they
got one."

"At your hands, seor. The French officers merely looked and

"It was my turn for duty, madame," said Colt stiffly. "In the French
army it does not take two officers to do one job. You must excuse me
now, please. There are some fellows below after our scalps, and we
have got to quit. He climbed a storey higher on the scaffold.

"If it is all the same to you, seor, I would rather not have my
house burnt; it has historical associations, and it is the only house
I've got. You see, I've been listening to your plans. If you will
permit me, I will take you to a room where you will be quite safe till
the trouble has blown by."

Colt came to the ground, and promptly picked up Colonel Paillard.

"I did not invite your fiend," said the lady pointedly. "He was one
of those that laughed when you rescued us."

The American pulled at his black whisker.

"Madam," he said, "I guess this firm can't entertain a dissolution.
If your proposition is not to take it over as a going concern under
the present directorate, I reckon the deal's off."

But at this point the house door below gave plain sounds that it was
giving way under the repeated attacks, and the lady was startled out
of her previous attitude.

"Well, Major, you may bring the other monsieur with you for the
present. But for Colonel Paillard, until he has apologised----Dear
Mary! the man's fainted! There, bring him along."

Colt did not press for a more gracious permission. They slipped
through into the passage. The door in the panelling was closed behind
them, and they wound to the right and the left through the cool, dark
alleyways of an old Spanish house; and gaining at last the attics of
Colt's original design, stepped out presently on to a high roof garden
with tall white walls, once the exercise ground for a Moorish harem.

"And here," said the lady, "I design that Major Colt shall stay till
the prospect tires him. When the town calms we will have in a surgeon
to set the other monsieur's leg, and afterwards we will pack him off
to join General Dupont and the other prisoners at Baylen, according to
the terms of the capitulation--him and his snuff-box."

Colt's black eyes snapped. "Prisoners! Seora? Capitulation! I have
not heard from my General for three days, but he was sitting up and
taking nourishment then, and seemed hearty enough to eat up all this
section of Spain if his appetite went that way."

The little lady sat back in a chair and fanned herself. One saw that
she had an ankle of the neatest and most trim. "Nevertheless, Major, I
tell you of the plainest fact. The heavens do fall sometimes. If you
had Spain cowed, why the meute in the streets just now?"

"Merely, as you say, an meute."

"Well, I had hoped you would stay merely because of my beaux yeux--I
like you all the better, Major, for not making these obvious
compliments--but as you are still the soldier first of all, permit me
to hand you a dispatch from your General."

"It has been opened," growled Colt, taking the paper.

"Obviously," said the lady with much dryness. "And if you further
mark, there is a hole in each corner where it has been nailed to the
church door. Oh, there is no secret about the capitulation."

"No," said Colt gloomily. "I know that signature 'Dupont, General.'
My Land! Here's a mess! Here's a thing to get into the history of the
war; and I know Miss Collier will not leave out a spicy chapter like
this just because I happened to be snarled up in it."

"Ah! here's Colonel Paillard come out of his faint once more. Now,
gentlemen, your orders--as I read them on the church door--state that
the capitulation includes all outposts. You are directed to march your
detachment into Baylen and surrender your arms."

"I can't march," said the dapper little Colonel, smoothing out his
uniform. "They'll have to provide transport."

"But you'll go?"

"Must obey the orders of a superior; it's one of a soldier's first
axioms, my dear Joe."

"I don't know much about axioms," said Colt, scratching at his square
whisker, "though a lady in Boston that I always consult did insist on
my reading Euclid once, as one of the necessary ingredients for
culture. But I do know that a Spanish gaol isn't going to be a healthy
place for French troops after the way we've been harrying Spain. I
guess I'm not going to risk standing up to any torture stake this

Paillard dipped fingers in his snuff-box. "Oh, one will have an
honourable imprisonment, and presently there will be an exchange. The
Emperor does not forget his soldiers."

"Emperor Bonaparte," said Colt drily, "according to my mensuration,
forgets his soldiers least when they're close at hand, and when
they've got success hot and new in their pockets. I guess he'd have
far more memory for me, personally, for instance, if he saw me
whittling the butt of a Spanish ensign staff at his tent door than if
he just read my name amongst ten thousand others in ex-General
Dupont's list. Man, think! A whole French army capitulated, and to
Spaniards! It's the Emperor's first great disaster."

Colonel Paillard shrugged his dapper shoulders. "If my General has
capitulated, and I'm included in the capitulation, there's no choice
in the matter."

"My Land! isn't there," snapped the American. "You watch, and you'll
see me make a choice. If Dupont's got rattled, there's no reason why I
should not want to save my own hair. There's that marshal's uniform we
spoke about, waiting in Paris. Well, I guess Dupont won't want that
now. Dupont's a short man"--Major Colt cast a humorous glance over his
own lengthy limbs--"but with letting out a bit, I don't see why that
uniform should be wasted yet. In a year or so's time--eh? But I've got
to light out of this, and quick."

But at this point the lady intervened.

"It seems I am listening to a scheme for robbing Spain of a most
redoubtable and valuable prisoner. Well, there are limits to the
obligation I am under to you, Major, and I tell you frankly that if I
am to permit this escape you must bribe me further."

Major Colt gave an angular bow.

"I am in the seora's power--to a certain extent."

The lady laughed.

"The size of my bribe is a private matter, and as Colonel Paillard
has still not given me that apology, I do not care for him to hear
it." She tapped the American on the arm with her fan. "There is a seat
beyond those lemon bushes at the further side of the garden. If you
will come with me there we will talk."

"Oh, go, my dears," said the plump little Colonel. "Joe, mon brave,
my congratulations on your conquest."

But when they came to the seat the lady's air changed. So far, her
talk had carried a flavour of badinage, and her manner hinted at
gentle admiration. But here, at once, was the woman of business, cold,
and a trifle anxious.

"Major Colt," she said, and stood before him, "my condition is that
you take me back to France with you."

The American was startled, and then (as a thought came to him)
plainly shocked. "Certainly not, madam," he said. "In the first place,
I shall travel too fast and too rough for any Spanish lady to keep
pace, and in the second, I am a bachelor and a most unfitting escort."

The little woman remained stiffly before him under the glare of the
sunshine, clicked her heels, and brought up her hand in military
salute. "And I, my Major, am not of Spain. This is not my house. The
woman of the house I met below. She babbled to me of the French, and
how the American major had saved the women from a few French kisses."

"From insult, madam."

"Oh, she said insult. She said, too, that you would not so much as
look at her when she tried to thank you. But at that point of her tale
came the shots and the scuffling, and so I packed her into a wardrobe
with her dressed and her jewels, and turned the key on her further

"Still, I do not understand how you, a Frenchwoman (as you say) came
to be in this section."

"Yesterday I was vivandire to the 82nd regiment of the line at
Baylen. To-day my regiment is disarmed, and I, like yourself, wish to
get back to France to find another."

"Mademoiselle," said Colt doubtfully, "is a most accomplished

The little woman flushed and bowed. "I have to thank Monsieur the
Major for his generous appreciation, and to hope that some day he will
repeat it to the Emperor. Before I was a vivandire in the army, I was
an actress in Paris, and they told me I could act. But--but the
Emperor thought differently."

"Oh, mademoiselle, I know you now. You are Mlle Clarice. You were
famous, and one day the Emperor and his Court came to the theatre
where you played, and he--well, these great men are somewhat crude in
their manner. Even in America we have them."

"The Emperor came, and he hissed. Professionally I was dead from then
on. As Emperor it was his right to judge. But I vowed I would make him
praise me yet, and so I went to the army. My chance will come to me
one of these days; I know it will come."

The American rubbed at his blue-black chin.

"I do not see that anyone involved in this beastly capitulation will
have their chances of advancement made easy for some time ahead.
That's why I intend to run. But with deference, mademoiselle, I do not
see that I can offer you escort. For one thing, the pace will be
quick; and, for another"--he flushed awkwardly under his sallow skin--
"for another, I am engaged to a Miss Patience Collier in Boston, and
have to be most circumspect. You have no idea how tittle-tattle
floats, even across the Western Ocean!"

"Dear Mary! And are those your only scruples, Major?"--she snapped
her small brown fingers--"Against your first objection I believe I
have shown you already that I own some power of ruse, and against your
other, why, I am engaged to be married myself to Monsieur Charles le
Sage, a man whose jealously is frightful, and so you see of necessity
one must be most circumspect. Knowing your fighting skill, Major, you
can judge whether I want to see Monsieur le Sage standing before your

"And there's Paillard to be considered first. He will not come, he
said, but I must see him safe before I begin to run."

"Oh, ease your fears for him. The woman of the house adores him. The
creature told me so, but I did not tickle his vanity by handing it on.
Trust a barber's block of an actor for catching admiration. Faugh!
Show me an actor, and I will show you something less than a man."

"But I thought mademoiselle had been an actress herself."

"And so, monsieur, I was forced to herd with those most detestable
bipeds called actors, and can speak of their quality as I know it. We
will drop the subject, if you please, and get to the matter of this
escape. Have you a scheme?"

"I shall wait till nightfall and creep past their sentries, if they
have any. If anyone discovers me, I shall have my knife. I told you it
was no road for a lady."

"By nightfall, Monsieur the Major, this village will be the
headquarters of the Spanish army to which ours has capitulated, and
even with your Mohawk training that we have heard so much about, my
Major, you will not creep through the sentries of an army. Will you
hear a better plan?"

He nodded curtly, and she led him to the edge of the roof garden, and
stood upon a green painted tub so that their heads were level. They
looked over the parapet on to a swift river flowing past the old
house, and on out through the town to the country beyond. "Can
Monsieur the Major swim?"

"Like a beaver."

"Good. And I, before I joined the legitimate stage, exhibited in a
tank as the Girl Mermaid. I was brought up to the profession very
young, monsieur."

Colt's quick scout's eye scanned the chances. "Unless we could dive
all the way we should never get through under this glare of sunshine.
Look, mademoiselle, there, and there, and there again. All those men
are armed, and some or other of them cannot help but look in the
river; it must be after nightfall or not at all."

Mlle Clarice stamped a little foot. "And I repeat to you that after
nightfall will be too late. This house will swarm with buzzing,
stinging Spaniards. We must go now or stay and join the other
prisoners. And if you want a method, look at those bunches of reeds.
They are cutting reeds up above. For myself, I guarantee a head-dress
of floating weeds, will be a make-up under which no Spaniard will see
the actress."

The American thrust out a large hand.

"Put yours there, miss," he invited. "I've seen that trick done by
Indians on the Lakes when they've been catching ducks, and never
thought of trying it here. You've never heard of it in your life
before, I lay a dollar, and yet you are the one to suggest it. You've
invention, Miss Clarice, and I'm proud to enter into a partnership
with you."

She took his hand in both hers and pressed it to her lips.

"Oh, how can I thank you," she murmured.

"Said partnership," the American added awkwardly, "to be terminated
when the objects stated in the prospectus are carried through."

The lady dropped his hand.

"I will see to it," she said sharply, "that the interests of Miss
Collier are thoroughly guarded. I think you said she was a
Mademoiselle Collier? You see I have Monsieur le Sage and his so
frightful jealously also to consider."

"Then," said Colt, still more awkwardly, "if that is fixed, I guess
we'd better start in right now."

They released the lady of the house from her wardrobe, and under her
direction took the dapper Paillard to a comfortable room inside, and
there left him to an adoring attention under which he preened himself
contentedly. Then they went into the basement of the house and found a
water-gate with a miniature dock, inside which a boat might be moored.
The boat was absent, but the walls of the dock gave them fine cover
for their preliminary work.

By some eddy of the rapid stream the descending bunches of rush swept
against the outer edges of this harbour, and these Colt proceeded
quietly to capture, and to tow into the backwater of the dock. Between
whiles, with some sticks and twine he found there, he fashioned a pair
of frameworks, which presently he began to thatch with the rushes. He
worked rapidly, neatly, and cleverly, as though the building of these
quaint helmets was the one handicraft he had specialised on during all
of a lifetime.

In the meantime Mlle Clarice had run back silently into the house,
from which, after a very short interval, she emerged with a small skin
of wine, a cheese, a dozen cakes and a flask of cognac.

"That's quick work," said Colt. "I can give you a certificate for
knowing where to find things, mademoiselle."

"The earliest quality of a vivandire is a quick eye for foraging.
We'll waste the wine," said she, and let the skin empty into the
water. "And there you see is a bag for the victual and the cognac
which when tied up again will be watertight. Monsieur the Major will
notice further that I have brought none of your common cognac. This is
fine champagne. There are degrees of palate even amongst foraging

"These contraptions are almost done," said Colt, launching one of his
rush rafts to see how it floated.

"So much the better, monsieur. The house was filling with Spanish
soldiery as I came out, and they may look in on us here at any

"And yet you never hurried me on! My Land, miss, but you have a
nerve! I'd like," he added to himself, "to have that performance
recorded in print. But I'm afraid it would cause misunderstanding if I
wrote it to Boston."

She stepped down into the water. "Oh, I saw that monsieur was working
his quickest. Now here is quite an admirable contrivance: a cross bar
to rest the chin upon, and meshes of rush above that one can see
through perfectly, and yet the whole thing looks no more than a
floating rush-heap from the outside." She curtsied to him in the
water: "I make monsieur my congratulations," she said, and put on the
head-dress, and pushed off into the rapid stream of the river.

Major Joseph Colt followed her, and somewhat unnecessarily assured
himself that though as a schoolmarm in peaceful Boston Miss Patience
Collier had no opportunities for such a display of pluck and resource,
still she had other qualities which made her more desirable than all
the French vivandires in Europe.

The voyage down the river between the white houses of the town was no
easy trip even for skilled swimmers. The current ran fiercely under a
hot glare of sun, and swirled amongst frequent rocks; eddies circled
one every minute or so in a giddy dance; there were shallows which
scraped the knees, and overfalls which sucked one down; and with one
thing and another it was a matter of the nicest art to keep the head
snug and tight beneath the screening rushes.

Once they came across the enemy's sappers building a bridge of boats,
but slipped through the central gap beneath the eyeglassed stare of an
engineer officer, as the last craft was being swung into position. And
once they drifted like some helpless salmon into a long seine of
fishermen's nets, where Mlle Clarice was drawn under the surface, and
was like to have been drowned before Colt could claw away from
downstream up to her, and slash through the entangling meshes with his

But they got clear through to the unpeopled country below the town in
due time, and then with the warning roar of a heavy fall ahead of
them, swam into the bank and lay there in the shelter of an osier bed
to dry their clothes in a hot sunshine, and rest for the remainder of
the afternoon.

With nightfall they took to the road, and presently came upon a
farmhouse. This, after due reconnaissance, they took by storm, and to
their surprise found unoccupied. They lifted from its scanty stores
two suits of peasants' clothing, male and female, and then cremated
one tell-tale French uniform and a gown of draggled silk brocade
without ceremony. A rickety gig and cow-hocked mule from the same
source took them along the next stage of their journey, and brought
them down to the coast and a fishing village.

Here, a day later, Fortune seemed indeed to hold out both hands. A
French frigate lay becalmed a mile from shore, sawing lazily over the
dark blue Mediterranean swells. That night they stole a boat, took
unscathed the fire of a dozen Spanish guardacostas who spotted the
phosphorescence from their oar-blades in the purple darkness, and ran
up alongside the frigate, just as she was trimming yards to the first
zephyrs of an off-shore wind.

They climbed on board, and were received with suspicion, then with
rough civility and compliments--the sea service of Bonaparte was never
remarkable for its social polish--and presently, as the ship spanked
off through the darkness, close-hauled to a snoring breeze, they heard
a word which badly dashed their hopes.

"Nile, did I hear you say?" Colt rapped out. "Is this craft bound for

"Ay, Major, and we'll take you there safe enough unless we blunder up
against one of John Bull's cut-throats on the road."

To which Colt, in no very chosen sentences, blurted out his pressing
desire to get north to France. Mademoiselle, in more polished, but
hardly less vigorous French, backed him up.

But the captain of the frigate had his orders, which he repeated
stiffly; and when Colt continued with more warmth and a minimum of
compliment, to press his request for at least a boat to return in:

"If you don't care," said the captain, "to travel with me in
civility, I can accommodate you with irons, and will do on short
notice. But whether you return to France or not, you may take it from
me, monsieur and mademoiselle, that Egypt you visit first."

* * * * * * *

Without then recounting the details of each month of exasperation, it
can be understood how half a year had passed before Major Colt and the
vivandire at last made their way to the great military camp which
stood beside Boulogne. And here their reception had something of
strain in it. Hitherto the Bonapartist armies had been invulnerable;
and so it may be readily gathered how the French soldiery spat on the
name of General Dupont.

The terms of the capitulation had, it appeared, been broken by the
Spanish. The French troops had not only been disarmed, but they had
been herded on to hulks, where they had died off like flies, and by
the latest news, the survivors--and these were not more than half of
those who laid down their arms--had been packed off to Cabrera, a
small islet in the Balearic group lying off the southern coast of
Majorca. "And there," men told him, "the poor lads are gaoled safe
enough. Those sacred swine of English keep the seas."

But with that marvellous organisation of the Bonaparte war machine
which made it so effective, a very short time elapsed before Major
Joseph Colt was identified, examined, praised (as he passed on up the
scale of officers), gazetted as senior major to a new regiment
recently raised, tried for flat refusal of duty, degraded to the
ranks, and condemned to be shot, all within twenty-four hours. A
rumour came to him as he sat and smoked a long clay pipe, and waited
for his platoon, that Mlle Clarice, on the other hand, had been
praised, and was presently to be decorated by the Emperor himself. And
at this he was gratified. He had grown to like her vastly, though he
was still of opinion that she was not a lady who would commend herself
to Miss Collier, of Boston, and still omitted mention of her in all
his letters to 207 Pilgrim Avenue, though thereby he felt that she was
being defrauded out of her due niche in history.

It was not Joseph Colt's way, as has been pointed out, to despair
unduly when he was in a tight corner. But there were two armed
sentries in the room with him, old moustaches both of them, and escape
was out of the question. Besides, his military career, so far as
France was concerned, seemed over for good; that marshal's uniform
which waited in Paris would never be altered to fit his figure,
anyway; and it is always depressing to have one's hopes swept away. So
he borrowed the Indian stoicism of his early upbringing, sat back with
a wooden face, and smoked pipe after pipe from the cool yard of clay.
When night came, he turned in on the plank bed of the guard-room, and,
to outward appearance, at anyrate, slept placidly.

With morning he was roused in a hurry, and one of his guards genially
mentioned a fear that he would have to be shot on an empty stomach. As
they went out into a cold, damp, fog this guard further explained that
the officer who had sent the command was usually in a hurry, and
always saw to it that his hurry was attended to.

"Well," said Colt, buttoning his coat, "breakfast one can do without
on occasion, though I should like to have had a pipe. But I always
like to meet an officer who knows the meaning of hustle."

They marched rapidly on through the greyness, down the accurate
streets of tents and the streets of huts which made the great military
camp, and presently came to a cliff head, over which the fog was
rolling in, raw and wet, from the unseen Channel beyond. Staring into
the fog was a short, fat man with humped shoulders, who now and then
muttered oaths to himself, and now and then shook a venomous fist
towards the North.

The two guards and their prisoner waited and made no attempt to
announce themselves, and so they remained for an hour, whilst the man
before them forged his plans and hurled imprecations against England
out into the grey obscurity. Major Colt had never seen the Imperial
shoulders before, but he recognised them from hearsay.

Then the Emperor turned, strode abruptly up, and stared at the

"Joseph Colt, ci-devant Major?" he snapped.

"That's my name and grade, sire."

"Well, you shan't be shot for another hour, at anyrate. Here, take
this notebook and pencil. My fool of a secretary is not here; asleep,
I suppose. And my writing----Here, you, take down what I say."

Forthwith Colt, sitting on the wet grass, and using his knee for a
desk, wrote with furious haste to the director of the Opera in Paris,
to ministers of Justice and Police, to an administrator of ordnance
stores about a faulty horseshoe, to the Empress Josephine about the
vile colour of one of her new dresses, and the complexion of one of
her Maids of Honour. He wrote also to a painter condemning his
picture, and to the Emperor of Austria about the moral arrangement of
his household, and, to wind up with, dashed off a note to the American
Ambassador, inviting him to join in a coalition against England, and
offering him Canada as a fee.

"That will do," said the Emperor, and Colt stood up. "Now I will
attend to your own matter. I don't want to shoot a soldier who has
come to me voluntarily, but discipline must be upheld. Have you
anything to say against the justice of your sentence?"

"Oh, if you come to justice, there's no justice about it. But I guess
you hold the gun."

The Emperor smiled grimly. "I understand you gave a definite refusal
to serve on the forthcoming expedition against Great Britain?"

"That's so, your Majesty. I enlisted in the French service expressly
to fight against any continental enemies of France."

"My man, I do not take divided allegiance."

"Well, I reckon the officer who enlisted me was less particular. He
just snapped up what he could get."

"Huh!" said Bonaparte. "Well, there's one Clarice de la Plage, late
vivandire in the 82nd regiment of the Line, who has interested
herself in your case. I offered yesterday to decorate her for past
services, but she most impertinently asked to exchange the decoration
for your pardon. I offered to give her a post in my own household, and
forthwith she pleaded her engagement to some Monsieur Legrand."

"Le Sage, the gentleman's name is, your Majesty."

"I said Legrand," blared the Emperor. "That is what she told me, and
I never forget. You will understand, monsieur, that my memory is
acknowledged to be the most wonderful known in history. The girl was
once an actress till I said she couldn't act, after which she very
sensibly joined the army. Well, Monsieur Colt, I shall not shoot you
this time. I like Americans and I wish to be friendly with the young
United States. Besides, I have given a promise to the girl, de la
Plage. But I can have no man for a soldier of mine who is a lover of

"What," fairly shouted Colt, "me love England! My Land! Emperor, you
never made a bigger mistake. I'm here right now learning war because
some day I foresee the United States will scrap with the Old Country,
and I want a high command in our army. No, sir, there's no man hates
England more'n me."

Bonaparte nodded thoughtfully. "Ay," he said, "you think you hate one
another, you relatives, and each would like to see the other get a
whipping, so that the stripes are not laid on too hard. But you will
not help the man who carries the whip, and for ten sous I believe you
would come and yap at his heels if his whipping showed over lusty."

Major Joseph Colt scratched thoughtfully at his square, black
whisker, but made no further comment.

"As it happens," the Emperor went on, "there will be no invasion of
Britain for the present. And for a reason, I give you the name of that
cur Dupont--a man I trusted, a man I looked to one day making a
Marshal of the Empire."

"That uniform could be put by in camphor for a bit, and then let out
in the sleeves and legs later on to fit another man if he earned it."

The Emperor stared, and then his cold face relaxed into a momentary
smile. "Maybe," he said drily, "But for the present, monsieur, I am
confronted with the necessity of dismissing an officer who offers me
imperfect service, and of finding a way of getting 5500 good troops
from Cabrera"--the boom of a gun came to them faintly through the grey
billows of the Channel fog--"whilst those d--d English command the

"Why, sir," said Colt quickly, "the thing's easy. Give me the
contract. You dismiss me from one grade, and I'll suggest another that
would meet the case. Name me your Head Escape Agent. Surely I have
shown ability in this matter of escaping. Mlle Clarice and I are just
fresh from Spain, and I have not heard that others got away."

"Ay," said the Emperor doubtfully, "but what force would you want,
and what money?"

"Oh, I've got two hands and a tongue, and I'll make shift with those.
And for coinage, your Majesty, the real passes current in Spain, and,
I believe, grows there. I'll make shift with reales."

"By God!" said the Emperor, "I'll give you the appointment. And you
can take that girl Clarice with you to help. The wench is no actress,
as I've said before. But she's the makings of a diplomatist in her.
There, be off with you and tell her your news. And see here: the
report of you that will please me best will be the report of soldiers
who have been in Cabrera, and who have come back to join the Eagles.
Au revoir, Monsieur Colt."

But to Mlle de la Plage, when he gave her his news, there was one
point on which Colt seemed to lay somewhat undue stress.

"The Emperor made mention, mademoiselle, of the gentleman to whom you
were affianced, a Monsieur--Monsieur---"


"Legrand, he said."

"And I repeat, Legros. Dear Mary! it comes to a pretty pass when a
girl's word cannot be taken without question as to the name of the man
to whom she is engaged."

"But still, mademoiselle, it sticks most firmly in my memory that on
the day in Spain when we first met, the fortunate gentleman's name was
Le Sage."

"Dear Mary!" expostulated the vivandire with uplifted shoulders,
"and is a poor girl to be restricted to one fianc? Ah! Monsieur Joe,
it is plain to see that you come from that so savage America. I can be
assured of it without even looking at your barbarous delightful long
clay pipe."


"IT looks to me," said Sergeant Colorado appreciatively, "as if they
would end up by contriving a shipwreck out of it." He made a telescope
of his hands, and peered hard through the spindrift. "And even if she
breaks up and sinks in deep water--which is probable, with our beastly
luck--the bodies should have clothes on them when they begin to come
ashore. Name of Mahomet! But I have almost forgotten the feel of
breeches! And as for a shirt, well, one wore shirts, I believe, once,
when one was a French soldier, but here on this disgusting Cabrera--I
ask you even to figure to yourself the luxury of wearing a shirt!"

"It looks to me," said the small man, with the bandy legs, "as if
they were trying to pile her up purposely. And, as I was a sailor
during the ten years before I joined the army of the accursed Dupont,
perhaps my opinion is better that that of laymen."

"My dear Monsieur Jean Baptiste Rousseau," the lanky sergeant bawled
back at him through the gale, "conjure me that ship ashore on this
infernal isle, and I'll quarrel with you on no matter of professional
knowledge whatever. I want breeches. I starve for breeches. And I'd
dearly love a shirt. But let them escape their shipwreck--as every
selfish brute of a sailor does when we start praying for him to be
thrown here on Cabrera--and I'll send my seconds to you, and see the
colour of your insides before a dozen hours are over."

The dull thump of a heavy gun came to them down the wind.

"There's the Britisher loosing off a foredeck carronade again. Might
as well try to shoot a horn off the moon as hit a ship in that sea
with a little sawn-off, wide-mouthed dog of a four-pounder carronade
like the bulldog's got. Face of a pig! What a shot! He's nicked the
fellow's fore-topsailyard."

The sound of the gun carried sullenly over the isle, and of the 5500
French prisoners of war who were marooned there, just seven had
sufficient energy and curiosity to join Sergeant Colorado and the
bandy-legged Rousseau, and watch listlessly with them the manoeuvres
of the two brigs.

With one brig, the clumsy, leewardly Britisher, they were bitterly
well acquainted, and that she still sailed the Mediterranean was a
standing proof of the inefficacy of their daily prayers and
vituperation. She had been set to patrol the seas round their prison
by the brutal island sea-power in the north, and time after time had
she caught boat-loads of men escaping, flogged them soundly for
contravention of rule, and sent them contemptuously back upon the
island again. She was captained by one Meadey, a small, dandified,
proud, old, and disappointed man, who preserved an iron discipline
amongst his own crew, handled his clumsy vessel with almost
supernatural skill, and observed a ferocious contempt for all men and
things which did not happen to be of British birth and origin. As
Captain Meadey, with his ruffled shirt and his gold-buckled shoes,
sailed across the vision of each of the 5500 prisoners at least once
per diem, it may be plainly understood that his claim to be the best-
cursed man in the Mediterranean rested on no slender foundation.

The other brig, the nimble-heeled polacre, had been sighted by the
prisoners the day before, and had obviously tried to communicate with
the island. Twice she had run in, and twice Meadey's ponderous Frolic
had worried her off. She was a heavily-sparred little thing, with an
astonishing turn of speed in a light breeze, and she played with His
Britannic Majesty's 20-gun war brig in a way that rasped on Captain
Meadey's nerves.

At the third attempt the pole-masted brig ran in close enough to the
rocks for a man in her main rigging to attempt to bawl a message
through a speaking-trumpet. He was a tall, sallow-faced man, with a
black whisker. They had noted him before as smoking incessantly at a
long clay pipe. And his French was fluent, inaccurate, and delivered
with a fine nasal accent. The prisoners, who were clustered like
limpets on the rocks, could pick up one sentence in ten.

"Take you right back ... French soldiers have no use for this brand
of treatment ... Emperor Bonaparte had me come ... us two, Escape
Agents ... You swim off ... Pick you up ... My Land! yes! ..."

And then the bellow of the voice was blown beyond earshot, though the
pipe wagged at them, emphasising further sentences. All the afternoon
it had been breezing up, and a heavy sea was beginning to run, that
knocked the speed out of the polacre. On the other hand it was just
the Frolic's weather, and under Meadey's magnificent handling she soon
made things very warm indeed for the other brig. Even now the intruder
might have run to sea, and, once driven off debatable waters, would
probably have been spared further interference. But it seemed she was
captained by someone as dogged as Meadey himself; and though it was
plain she was very short-handed, she stuck to her plan of making short
boards due north and south just a mile to eastward of the rocks.

"Face of a pig!" screamed the sailor Rousseau. "What did I tell you?
Look, they are deliberating starting sheets and heading for inshore.
They are deliberately intending to pile her up. There is that long
fellow with the black whiskers at the wheel himself, and looking for a
soft spot to beach her on."

"We want no more lodgers on this island," grumbled another of the
prisoners. "The Spaniards will not increase the ration, and we're
three parts starved as it is."

"Toad-brain!" said Sergeant Colorado, "and who was it that ever
dreamed of getting those gentlemen ashore alive except your
particularly ugly self? We invite them to join us as corpses.
Afterwards we take their breeches and wear them. Time was when I
should not have cared to wear a dead man's breeks. But here on this
beastly Cabrera I am not so nice."

"She will strike on the outer reef if she sticks to her present
course," said Rousseau, "and who was it that ever dreamed of getting
here. With this wind the current will set due south. Those that want
pickings must swim for them." He began to clamber down the cliffs.
"I'd risk drowning for a cask of good salt horse. Face of a pig! But
think of having one good square meal again!"

Nearer and nearer the polacre rushed into the rocks, rearing madly
over the creaming seas. For a time she was plain to all their eyes,
and then something of the suddenest she was blotted from sight. A
white squall, that typical pest of the Mediterranean, swept down on
her through the gale, and before that merciless impact of rain and
spindrift and shouting wind, the prisoners on the edge of the island
had to turn away their faces.

There they lay whilst the rain flogged them, and the wind blew their
shaggy hair into fluttering flags, and yelped at them with an impish
frenzy; and when at length the white squall blew through, the polacre
brig was not, and out at sea, on Meadey's hateful Frolic, a couple of
top-men were lashing a besom to her main royal truck. Captain John
Benjamin Meadey, R.N., was pointing out in his agreeable fashion that
he had swept the seas.

At the sight of that nautical insult the Frenchmen on the rocks
danced and screamed in an ecstasy of rage; but the hunger-pinch in
their bellies, and the bareness of their limbs, soon drove them back
to business. They spread amongst the rocks, holding there against the
surf, and peered with smarting eyes for any possible thing that would
alleviate their condition.

It was Sergeant Colorado himself that found the black-whiskered man
who had bawled at them through the speaking-trumpet.

They had all seen the fellow swimming strongly shorewards through the
surf, and there had been many fears that he would be thoughtless
enough to reach the rocks alive. But some piece of floating wreckage
stunned him, and he disappeared; and it was fully an hour later that
the blue-faced Sergeant found him cast up limp and sprawling under a
rick of seaweed.

"Wearer of breeches," said Sergeant Colorado, "I bid you welcome, and
promise you decent burial in return for your clothes. Name of Mahomet!
To think how I shall revel in wearing that shirt of yours."

He began with vigorous hands to pull away the seaweed, and presently
got the body cleared.

"And now," said the Sergeant, "I'll trouble you first of all for your
coat, as I feel sure you have no further use for it."

The grizzled old soldier proceeded with a deft thoroughness which
proved that he was by no means unused to such post-mortem spoliation,
and until he arrived at loosening the supports of the coveted
breeches, there was no interruption. But as he was stooping down to
disentangle the last reluctant button, a bunch of fingers reached up
from below him, and the Sergeant sprang back with a yell, and began
fumbling tenderly with both hands at his right eye.

The man with the black whisker drew himself shakily up, and spat sea

"You blue-faced cannibal," he gasped presently, when Sergeant
Colorado showed further signs of returning to his task, "if you touch
my suspenders again, I'll have your eye clean out next time, and bite
it in two."

"Name of Mahomet! But here again is my usual luck! Here is monsieur
sitting up and recovering his undesirable life. I imagined monsieur
had no further use for clothes, and here on this beastly Cabrera we
have been forced of late to go for the most part naked."

"'Monsieur' be hanged! I am Major Joseph Colt. Don't you know enough
to salute your officer?"

Sergeant Colorado smacked his bare heels together and saluted. "I
have spread your coat out to dry, Major. I thought it might be a
little damp for you."

"Thanks," said Colt drily, "I like a thoughtful man." He turned to
the coat and after a fumble, produced a bowl and stem of a pipe in
sections, which he blew clear of water and screwed together. His
tobacco was in a watertight box along with flint, steel, and tinder,
and presently he was drawing smoke from the long tube with an air of
great contentment.

"Well, Sergeant," he said at last, "it's a rough way of landing at a
place, but I've got here in spite of all their teeth, and that's the
main thing. One item for congratulation, though, I'm glad I didn't
bring Miss Clarice along."

"What, the late vivandire of the 82nd of the Line!" The old sinner
grinned. "Well, we have women on the island certainly, but I shouldn't
recommend it as quite the place for an officer to bring his ladylove

"My Land! but you'll get it in the neck before I'm done with you if
you sing any more of that tune. Miss Clarice is no more my ladylove
than she is yours. As a point of fact, I believe she's engaged to a
Monsieur Legros, or Le Sage, 'way over in Paris. But, anyway, she's
down in this section, same as I am, by Emperor Bonaparte's orders, to
see you prisoners out of this Cabrera, and back to your work in the
army again. In fact, the Emperor has created a new billet especially
for Miss Clarice and me--he's named us his Escape Agents."

"Live the Emperor!" Sergeant Colorado hit his chest. "I was with him
in Italy and Egypt. I helped him sweep out Austria and the German
States. The Emperor can do no wrong, and if he has appointed you,
Major, to get the 5500 of us out of this hole, it is because you are
the best man in the world for the job. But"--the Sergeant rubbed his
great hammer-headed nose--"to brigade you with Mademoiselle Clarice is
curious, even for the Emperor."

"She is far more fitted for the job than I. But I want you to know
right here that we work entirely independent of one another. And to
take the snigger further off your ugly chops, I am going to tell you
once and for always that I'm engaged to be married to a Miss Patience
Collier, of 207, Pilgrim Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts, in my own
country, and anyone I have to remind of that too often will need a
doctor badly, and probably an undertaker. You understand that?"

Sergeant Colorado saluted stiffly. "I can take an order, Major, and
carry it out exactly. And if my talk has more of freedom in it than
you find to your taste, you must remember I'm an old soldier and have
been admitted to intimacy with men who are now Marshals of the Empire.
Moreover, we prisoners here have lived as savages so long that we have
almost forgot what French discipline is like."

Major Colt pulled deeply at his pipe. "So you have known other men
who have climbed to be marshals, eh?"

"Berthier, Marmont, Massena--there's three for you, Major, anyway.
Who knows but what there's a bton carved with the name of Marshal
Colt stored up somewhere?"

"I'm mighty tickled to think there is."

"Well, you bring the 5500 of us here back to the Emperor again, and
he'll draw the bton out of store quick enough. But perhaps that's
what you're after."

"Well," drawled Colt, "I'm not here for the climate, I guess, and it
would be too flattering to say I'd come for the society--Land of
Columbia! Here's Meadey sent for me already!"

Sergeant Colorado turned sharply round, and saw advancing fourteen
sturdy sailormen, cutlass at hip, club-butted pistol in belt,
unmistakable Britons. They all rolled to exactly the same angle in
their walk, and had their pigtails served to a precise pattern. Beside
them marched a contemptuous officer in a uniform that was spruce,
stiff, and finely faded. And behind, and on either flank, hovered a
rabble of ragged, naked prisoners spitting hate.

The Britishers marched on to near where Sergeant Colorado stood,
halted to a cold and formal word of command, and scanned the
coastline. Then the officer, in vilely accented grammatical French
(after the pattern set by his Grace the Iron Duke), made pronouncement
as follows:

"Order begins.

"Any salvage from polacre brig to be given up to authorities duly
appointed to receive same at once. And prisoner concealing same to be

"Any body or bodies coming ashore from wreck to be pointed out to
authorities before touched. Any prisoner stealing from or searching
same to be flogged.

"Any survivor or survivors coming ashore alive from wreck to be
reported at once to authorities. Any prisoner concealing or failing to
report same to be flogged.

"Order ends."

The chilly Englishman folded the paper and put it back into his
pocket, and "here then," thought Sergeant Colorado, terminates the
usefulness of this Yankee Major.

He turned his head to see how the Escape Agent, who a minute before
had talked so feelingly of btons, would take the check, but to his
amazement the man was gone. There was the imprint on the rick of
seaweed to point out where he had sat; a splash of wet on the shingle
showed where he had emptied the sea water from his shoes; and in the
air was the scent of his tobacco.

The Sergeant lifted up his great bottle nose and sniffed
appreciatively. Yes, although there was still a stiff breeze, the
odour from that quaint long pipe lingered delicately. But of the man,
look though one might over every rock within sight, there was not the
dimmest trace.

"Name of Mahomet!--"

"If you have a report to make," rasped the Lieutenant Cabott, "make
it, and don't stand there spluttering and swearing at nothing. Just
like a Frenchman, wasting his wind swearing at nothing."

"My officer, the man was here--a man thrown up from that wreck--and
saw you come up, and therefore unless you admit your eyes are worse
than a French officer's, you must have seen him. Now he is gone. It
was no business of mine to guard him; but as he was under your eyes
all the time you must have seen him go."

"You blue-nosed son of Belial," snapped Cabott, "you'll be getting
your back scratched if you don't take a pull on your jaw tackle"--and
then to his men: "Spread out there, my lads, and hunt this fellow up."

Merrily frolicked the sailors amongst the rocks, and half a dozen
times they thought they had their man, but it always turned out to be
one of the bona fide French prisoners; and in the end they were called
in by their chilly officer, who led them back again to the Frolic's

In the meanwhile, Major Joseph Colt was making himself at home
elsewhere, and attending to his creature comforts with the ease of an
old campaigner.

At the first sight of the English, he had clapped down to the ground
behind the rick of seaweed. He was a man bred up to such quick alarms
as these, and every rock and every fold of the ground had already
mapped themselves in his eye by instinct. Moreover, his Indian
training had taught him how to keep his body always in cover, whilst
at the same time moving with the extreme of rapidity.

For a dozen yards he progressed snake-fashion below a ridge not more
than a foot in height. Then behind a deeper fold of the ground he
straddled along at a fine pace, crouching on all fours, and presently
he was running on his two feet at a good round speed. Each footstep
was studied. He did not think it likely that there was a tracker
amongst those English sailors; but he never took superfluous chances;
and so he left no footmarks. But he was by no means flurried. He
unscrewed and stowed away the parts of his long pipe as he ran.

By the time Cabott began his proclamation, Major Colt was in the sea,
first wading and then swimming; and by the time that chilly Islander
has reached his last paragraph, the American had pulled out into the
mouth of a cave which he had noted some hours before when coasting by
in the polacre.

He had with him a small lobster and a handful of shellfish, which he
had gathered en route, and felt ready to stay hidden for a week if

The cave, as it turned out on inspection, ran upwards and inland, and
at its upper end was (as caves go) tolerably dry. A great straggle of
dry wood, the jetsam of the Mediterranean, filled the cave's middle

"Here," thought Colt, "are the materials for a boat, anyway;" and
with characteristic promptitude he pulled out spars which would make
keelpiece, stem and stern-post and ribs, and saw to it that enough
timber remained over to dub into the requisite planking. But a sheath
knife was the only cutting tool he then possessed; and, even for an
American with a frontier training, that is short allowance with which
to attack so large a piece of carpentry. An axe, or preferable of
course an adze, was an early requisite, and so for the time he halted,
screwed together, filled, and lit his pipe, and in contemplative
clouds of tobacco smoke tried to evolve some scheme by which this
weapon might be materialised.

From this mechanical reverie he was aroused, somewhat of the most
abruptly, by a giggle--a giggle, too, of unmistakably female timbre.

Major Colt's pipe was quenched with a plug of sand, and Major Colt's
person was clapped into a shadowed fret of the rock with the quickness
of a thought; and then he had the mortification to hear a comment
which made him rapidly emerge again with angular dignity.

Said the voice: "Why it's that Yankee officer that was with Dupont.
The one old poker-back Meadey's sent ice-cream Cabott for. And now
he's shut his eyes and thinks he can't be seen. My!" And then as he
came out into sight--"Good-day, Major."

"Good-day." Colt looked up and saw the faces of two comely damsels
laughing down at him from the head of a hill of sand which he had
thought before ran up in one unbroken sweep to the cavern's roof. "I
didn't know there was a back door to my cave."

"Well, we call it our cave," said the darker lady, shaking her curls.
"Permit me to present you to my friend Mademoiselle Kabak. I am
Mademoiselle La Rueuse."

"I make my salutation. You followed the army, I believe?"

"When there was an army, my brave one. But we are Frenchwomen of the
Empire, and adapt ourselves finely to circumstances. Behold us now as

"I am sure you act the part charmingly."

"Ah, monsieur! What discernment. Once I was on the stage in Paris,
and I left it because they said I could neither act nor kick. You say
I can act, Monsieur the Major; presently you shall see my high kick,
and I will convince you there also."

"Yes," said Colt drily, "we'll get on to that later. But just now I
want your kind assistance in another direction. I want a boat. To
build a boat I must have an axe. Can you find one, or beg or steal an

"Is this boat for yourself?" inquired the dark-haired Mademoiselle La
Rueuse, pushing away the sand, and coming into fuller view.


"Because you talked to that blue-nosed old Sergeant of a partnership.
You said the Emperor had appointed you as one of his Escape Agents,
and that stuck-up chit, Clarice de la Plage, was the other."

"Miss de la Plage is the other Escape Agent, and I want to tell you
right here that she is neither stuck-up nor a chit--whatever that may
be. She is a very high-toned young lady, and, as far as an engaged man
may, I admire her exceedingly."

"Ah, you're engaged to Clarice, are you?"

"I am not," snapped Colt. "I am engaged to a lady in Boston, America,
who finds employment there as a schoolmarm, and is a very different
sort of young person."

"And Boston must be so very far away for an ardent soldier's
sweetheart. Well, we all must find our consolations."

"Madam," said Colt savagely, "I could swear right here, but I
wouldn't like you to hear me. If I thought you actress enough to play
another part, I'd ask you to talk about something else."

The other woman, a stout placid blond, here joined in. "Oh, stow it,
you two, or, as sure as my name's Kabak, I'll begin using language
myself next, and you know what that means. Now, Major, you want to pay
your footing, don't you? Yes? Well, hand up that lobster."


"Good. You are hereby enrolled as a Free Miserable of Cabrera, with
authority to go starving as long as you can stand it, and full leave
to forage at all times and get nothing for your pains. I don't suppose
they'll give you a ration, and if they do, the rations are not worth
the having."

"But if you please, mademoiselle."

"Don't call me mademoiselle. I am just Kabak."

"Right. What I want, Kabak is that axe."

"There is one axe on the island--figure it: one axe to build the huts
and cut the firewood for 5500 men--and if you want it you must hire
it. The tariff is six sous the day."

"That goes. I'll take it for a week, and as I guess there's a
commission payable on this deal, if I give you a five-franc bill that
will be O.K."

Now from the first, Major Colt had little hope of building his boat
without disturbance. The women in the further cave--there turned out
to be four of them all told--were merely camp-followers, and were
constantly squabbling. It seemed quite too much to hope for that his
presence there and his occupation should remain for long unreported.
So he was constantly plotting and scheming to find some other means to
deport the first batch of prisoners, but always without effect.
Invariably, when he had a new plan formed, some item of it in re-
testing proved faulty, and there he was left to begin again afresh.
Still he was getting together admirable material to send to that fair
historian, Miss Collier, of Boston, for her "Conduct of the
Continental Wars."

At the same time he was not idle. He worked ten diligent hours a day
at his boat. He was one of those men who always thought best and most
clearly when strenuously employed. Between whiles, when he was not
sleeping, he foraged. There was no ration served out to him by the
Spanish authorities, who, indeed, were unaware of his existence there,
and for foraging purposes the island and the smaller islets round it
were very barren. The 5500 prisoners were all in a state of semi-
starvation, and half of them were on the constant prowl for food.

But all the world over there is the one man who can grow fat where
the thousand will starve, and Major Joseph Colt was one of these
exceptions, though in actual girth fatness was not his to acquire. He
was always lean and lanky in figure, and his blue-black cheekbones and
jaw were always strongly outlined. But he needed food in plenty to
keep his machinery going at its accustomed high pressure, and he saw
to it that he had it. He charmed out rabbits that no one else could
lure from their burrows, he caught fish which had refused every other
hook, he found edible roots and salads at whose existence none of the
prisoners had so much as guessed.

And still work on the boat progressed till at length she stood up on
her rollers, completed. La Rueuse, Kabak, and the other two women had
developed an unexpected fidelity. In return for the surplus meats of
his forays, they vied with one another in doing him small kindnesses.
And in return for a certain angular deference he paid them--a
deference which they saw little enough elsewhere--they all of them
gave "this dear Joe" an affection which was quite open and
unrestrained; and, what was far more to his taste, added every
possible assistance to his scheme which lay in their power.

Upon matters advanced then to this state, descended one day
Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage in fine millinery, and under official
escort. She had arrived at Majorca, it appeared, a week ago, and on
landing at Palma had brought with her, baggage labelled "Countess
Czerny, Vienna." She spoke Spanish and English with fluent inaccuracy,
and because there was no one in the city to examine her, they took it
on trust that her native tongue was some Hungarian dialect with an
unspellable name. Austria was the chronic enemy of Bonaparte, and any
enemy of France was the friend of the Spaniards. Even Captain J.B.
Meadey, who came ashore at Palma one morning to make things unpleasant
for his beef contractor, was acidly civil to her.

The Countess, it appeared, wished to revel in the sight of enemies in
misfortune, and, this being quite comprehensible to the Spanish mind,
she was taken over to Cabrera by the next supply boat, assigned
quarters, and given the run of the island. It was all ridiculously
easy, as she assured Colt with sly malice, when he told his own hard
struggle to get a footing.

But, in point of fact, she had moved always in a halo of danger, and
knew it. As Mademoiselle Clarice, vivandire of the late 82nd Regiment
of the Line, she had been for various reasons one of the best known
figures in Dupont's army, and many of the tattered, shaggy prisoners
stared at her in open recognition. So far she had met their looks with
clever winks--with whole volleys of winks--and none of them named her
as countrywoman. But she knew she was every moment in danger of being
denounced as what she was, and once caught, she was quite certain the
Spaniards would put her down as a spy. They had a perfect mania for
discovering spies. And their treatment of them--a very final
treatment--was too horrible to think about.

The British, she heard, only shot or hanged spies, and, although so
far the bag had been all of the other sex, she wondered whether
Captain Meadey would hang a female spy if he caught one.

It was Sergeant Colorado, who first put her in the way of finding
Colt. That grizzled old warrior had one day met her on one of her
promenades, had heard her addressed as Countess, and had promptly
doubled up in a fit of silent laughter. Later she got him alone, and
gave him her views of his indiscretion. "And to think that you, you of
all fellows, should behave so to me. Why from my canteen alone came
half the liquor which coloured that great bottle nose of thine. And
there's a score of drinks owing for yet."

"Which shall be paid for honourably, mademoiselle, when my purse
refills. Name of Mahomet, yes. But in the meantime one can serve. Will
you accept service, mademoiselle? I know your business here. Major
Colt told it to me."

"Ah," she said quickly, "now, there is how you can wipe off your
score. Take me to Major Colt."

This, as it turned out, was no easy task. The Sergeant had not seen
or heard of Colt since the day of his landing, and, indeed, being well
occupied with his own hunger and miseries, had let him drop from
memory without ten more thoughts. But to serve Mademoiselle Clarice--
and possibly to acquire further benefits--he was ready to exert
himself, and did so to such good purpose that at the end of a week he
had the American's earth located.

With the four nymphs of the outer cave Clarice had a preliminary
skirmish that left many ruffled tempers. They did not approve of her,
and said so. She very openly did not approve of them. La Rueuse
recommended her to leave the Escape-Agency business to people who
understood it, and to go back to the army as a vivandire, or to the
stage as an actress. Clarice regretted she could not suggest that La
Rueuse should again become an actress, seeing that she had never been
one at all. They all called each other "dear" very effusively, and any
spiteful cut they omitted was one they did not think of.

As a consequence, when at last she did come face to face with Colt,
she was flushed of cheek, and her temper beneath was ruffled; and when
in his second sentence the tall American extolled the services of La
Rueuse and her friends, Mademoiselle Clarice let him grasp the
situation in rapid phrase.

"I can't understand any man letting such hussies wait upon him. Least
of all, a man who so continually prated about his girl in Boston--
Conyer, I think you said the name was."

"Collier, miss. I have noted before that you have a difficulty in
remembering names. There was your own fianc for instance--Monsieur

The lady wagged a slim brown finger at him.

"Monsieur evades the point! Monsieur is aware of his guilt."

"I'm nothing of the kind. I'm down here on business, and I had to
make use of such employees as came to hand. If you haven't forgot
Emperor Bonaparte's commission, you're down on business, too, and I
guess we'd better get back to that right now, and leave frills alone."

"If a further recitation of Monsieur the Major's tastes can be
avoided, let us get to the 'business,' as you name it, at once."

"Sure. Well, miss, that's the boat I built, with--er--some help. With
crowding she could carry fifteen men. Yes, I had reckoned on sending a
first consignment of fifteen men back to Emperor Bonaparte's service.
But there will be fourteen now, and the odd seat will be for you.
Indeed, I just freeze to think of the risks you have run already."

"Pooh! I am not like your Boston schoolmarm. I have no nerves to stay

"No. But it is the Boston schoolmarm that I shall marry."

"Meaning that you wouldn't marry me if I were the last woman on
earth? Dear Mary! Do you think I'd have you, even if I were not
engaged already to Monsieur Le Brun? What a prospect for any woman who
becomes your wife, to be dragged back to your savage America, there to
be scalped by the Red Indians! No, Monsieur the Major, be faithful to
your Miss Patience Collier, or you will die a bachelor. There is no
woman in Europe who would go to the backwoods, as I daresay you have
found even with La Rueuse and Kabak, and those creatures."

"Then," snapped Colt, "as I have no intention of breaking my word to
Miss Collier, we will take it I am well suited, and drop the subject
if you please. There will be no moon to-morrow night, and, if the sea
is sufficiently smooth, the boat will take you off then. I will
arrange to-night for the fourteen men who shall accompany you. There
is a bandy-legged little sailorman, Jean Baptiste Rousseau, who shall
be in command."

"And this boatful is the limit of your ambitions for the time?"

"For the time, yes. My brig was wrecked."

"But my ship was not. How do you suppose I got to Majorca? Flew
there? No, monsieur, I came in an abominable little craft, named a
felucca, manned by sailors who adore me. I earned money for her hire
by singing and dancing, and acting in Marseilles. Oh, I know,
monsieur, that the Emperor and others have said I am no actress, but
still I can earn money on the stage, and good money, too. And my
felucca waits now every night behind Formentera yonder."

"Good. I guess you've seen me, and gone ten better. How many men will
she hold?"

"Say three loads of your boat."

Colt pulled at his square black whisker. "Well," he said with a sigh.
"I guess the Emperor will have to enter up the first forty men
delivered on this contract to your account, Miss Clarice."

"Not at all, monsieur. Without your boat, and without your ferriage
across to Formentera, none could get away. So I am afraid the men will
have to go down to the joint account for the pair of us, and I can
only hope that Miss Collier will not disapprove of the partnership.
Perhaps it would be one of the things best left out from the notes you
send her for that history she is writing."

"Miss Collier," retorted Colt, "when I parted from her in Boston,
gave me instructions to 'get on,' and secure a high position in the
French Army. Well, I guess I'm doing it. She didn't mention any
limitations about the methods. I have to use what help I can."

"There's one lot of help you'll not use again," snapped Clarice, "and
that's those four creatures in the other cave there. They go off by
the first boat, or nobody goes off at all. Mind that."

"But, my good girl, the Emperor wants men--soldiers--not women camp-

"I know as well as you do what the Emperor wants, and I know better
still what he will get, and that's La Rueuse, and Kabak, and the two
others in the first batch. Come, monsieur, have you no gallantry.
Surely it should be the poor weak women to be rescued first!"

Major Colt rubbed hard at his chin. "The Emperor's orders were for
men," he persisted. "He said nothing about women."

"Bah, you incorrigible! You philanderer! You want to keep the
creatures here to enjoy their pawings, and listen to their silly

"They shall go by the first boat, miss, and be hanged to them. There
shall be five of you in the boat, and I hope your tongues will keep
you warm."

"Ah, but," said Clarice, sweetly, "I do not go in the boat. I stay
here. I have my reputation to make as well as you have yourself. And
it is only on Cabrera that I can make it."

The night following came away moonless and black, and, as the sea was
smooth, Major Colt crammed no less than eighteen of the prisoners in
his boat. A layer of them had to lie on the floorboards, it is true,
but they had served too long an apprenticeship to discomfort on
Cabrera to mind such small inconvenience as that.

They reached the felucca and were discharged on to her, and then Colt
ordered the sailor Rousseau to help him row back to the boat.

"Face of a pig!" screamed the bandy-legged Jean Baptiste, "and here
was I picturing myself with a full belly at last. And now you ask me
to go back to that beastly island again and starve? Never will I budge
from here." After which he seated himself sturdily on his thwart, and
they rowed off.

On the next night and the next, cargoes of the gaunt, shaggy
prisoners were taken off to the felucca, which then hove her anchors
out of the Balearics, and in due time discharged her freight at
Toulon. The hungry J.B. Rousseau was with them, very much to his
satisfaction, and Colt rowed back the heavy boat alone.

That night, so it happened, Captain Meadey had in mind to give
certain of his crew a little boat-exercise, and whilst he sailed the
Frolic round Cabrera one way, Lieutenant Cabott was set to
circumnavigate the island on the opposite course.

It was Cabott who picked up the phosphorescence of Colt's oar-blades
against the blackness, and very promptly turned his ten-man-power boat
towards the glow, and ran him aboard. Colt had the sense not to
resist, but gave instead such explanation as his wit suggested.

One hour later, an elderly, dandified Captain Meadey received this
same contemptuous lieutenant on his quarter-deck in the light of a
battle-lantern, and heard the curt report that he had captured an
Englishman who was a born liar.

"Send him aft," said Meadey, and Colt came to him under escort. "My
officer tells me you call yourself an Englishman."

"That is so," said Colt. The men around sniggered openly at the

"You're a liar. Also an American. But I am short of hands, and will
overlook both offences. You may consider yourself pressed."

"My Land! But I don't."

"If you do your duty," said the chilly Englishman, "you will get what
you're entitled to. If you don't you will be flogged. Get forward."

Now Major Joseph Colt was cool and calculating, and the least
impulsive man on earth but Captain Meadey was too much for him. Here
was the type of man who had made the American Colonists revolt, and
Colt was his father's son. His sheath knife was still inside his
shirt, and he was within an ace of drawing it and making a rush on the
Captain and holding him, knife at throat, a hostage for his own
freedom, when of a sudden he halted and drew back with a cough and a
gasp. Clarice de la Plage stepped out of the blackness into the circle
of the battle-lantern's light.

"An addition to your crew, Captain Meadey? Oh, I am so glad you are
going to be kind to 'im."

And then Colt saw the pity glow in her eyes, and her lips--her
clever, stage-trained lips--deliberately frame the words, "Poor Joe!"

Major Colt marvelled at her impudence in addressing him by his
Christian name.

But on consideration he rather liked it.

As he went forward between the rows of guns, he wondered rather
curiously why he should like it. He wondered also how she had come on
board the Frolic. But as she was there, he felt half reconciled to
being there himself for the time being. He somehow seemed to himself
responsible just now for the safety of this girl Clarice de la Plage.

But at the same time he wondered rather uneasily if Miss Collier, of
Boston, Massachusetts, would altogether approve of his interest.


MAJOR JOSEPH COLT stood six feet two on his bare heels, and as the
'tween decks of H.B.M. 20-gun brig Frolic offered only some five feet
seven of head room, he did most of his travelling below bent into the
form of an ess.

Like all tall men, Colt was used to keeping his head out of
collision, and so avoided actual bumps and abrasions. But his height
extracted constant sarcasms from both his stumpy fellow seamen and the
stocky petty officers, and like all United States citizens of that
period he was perilously sensitive to any criticism which came from
British lips.

The clumsy little war brig hung on to the coasts of Cabrera through
gale and calm, guarding the 5450 half starved and wholly savage French
prisoners, ready to spit red battle at a hundred seconds' notice, and
carrying on always her own domestic affairs under the iron discipline
of Captain John Benjamin Meadey.

Every morning, whether the brig beat wetly through a gale, or grilled
under an outrageous sun, gratings were rigged in the gangway, and the
cat-o'-nine-tails scored the backs of sundry members of the crew. It
was Captain J.B. Meadey's theory that plenty of flogging made his men
both tough and smart; and whatever may be said for the specific, there
is no doubt that as nautical fighting material, the Frolic's crew were
hard to beat. They accounted themselves the equal of four times their
number of Frenchmen, and six times their number of Spaniards, and on
at least nine separate occasions had proved this balance to be
satisfactorily correct. The trifle that half their sea fights were won
by superior seamanship and gunnery was left out of the record. It was
an unscientific age, and any advantage that was gained otherwise than
by personal bravery was rather looked upon as hitting below the belt.

In the Frolic's forecastle there was Joseph Colt, ordinary seaman and
pressed man, and aft (where she had usurped Meadey's own sleeping
cabin as boudoir and sanctum) was domiciled a bright little woman with
a remarkably neat ankle, who styled herself Countess Czerny, but who
was more widely (and more accurately) known in French Army circles as
Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage.

The Frolic's officers understood that Captain Meadey himself had
rescued the lady from the insults of Spaniards one evening in Cabrera,
and the detail that Meadey had dined rather opulently before his trip
ashore, and had swallowed far more muddy port than was good for him,
weighed with them as nothing in the transaction. All English gentlemen
did drink as much port as they could get hold of in the year 1810, or
they were not gentlemen; and anything bad about a Spaniard was easily
understandable. That as least was the way the Frolic looked at the
matter. The average Briton of the period had a far greater contempt
for his ally the Spaniard as a man, than for his hereditary enemy the

To see Captain Meadey, who had a most insular and ferocious contempt
for all unmentionable foreigners, doing the amiable to Clarice was a
sight for the gods. By right of proprietorship over all the oceans,
the British sea officers of those days had an intimate acquaintance
with charts, harbours, sea-borne commerce, and coastal ports; they
were mightily self-complacent in view of the fact that they held the
seas in the teeth of Bonaparte; and they had a good deal of contempt
for those who arranged land affairs and allowed the French to beat
them. Accordingly, to avoid being mixed up in any way with these
incompetents, they took a frigid pride in knowing nothing about the
land and the ways thereof, and on the Frolic, which was as eminently
British a brig as ever designer bungled, there was not a man who could
have drawn any fuller map than a mere coast-line of Europe.

Austria they knew as a name, but beyond that it was to them merely a
blank piece of territory of vague size, peopled apparently by a
soldiery uniformed in white coats, who got more lickings from
Bonaparte than did most of their neighbours.

Came then among this ship's company Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage,
a lady of nimble wit and highly fascinating manner. She said she was
Countess Czerny, and because no one could disprove the statement, they
took it for fact. She knew the Czerny country--as a point of fact she
had bivouacked amongst the ruins of the old chteau when she was a
vivandire with the conquering French Army--and she told them all
about the place and its histories and its beauties, and they listened,
politely uninterested. It was the morning after her arrival on board,
and Captain John Benjamin Meadey, who had a bad headache, broke in
upon the subject by asking where he could put her ashore.

But Clarice by this time was getting a more full measure of her
entertainer. She was desolated to think what inconvenience her
intrusion amongst so many gallant officers could have caused. But she
had a mission. On her estate of Czerny she had fighting cocks; she had
come to Spain for more birds to improve the strain.

Englishwomen at that time did not often take interest in sport, and
certainly they never fought cocks. Englishmen did, and cock-fighting
happened to be a passion with J.B. Meadey. Of course to an Austrian
woman anything was possible; and, at anyrate, this taste seemed a
creditable one. His interest in her grew. He had fighting cocks in his
hencoops--it was from them, by the way, that the lady had got her
pointer--and he insisted on displaying to her their qualities.

Now Mademoiselle Clarice knew poultry only from the mess table point
of view. But she was an actress, and as she was acting then, as she
told herself, to an audience which could throw her a noosed rope as an
adverse criticism she did her best.

"Devilish smart young woman that," condescended Captain Meadey an
hour afterwards to his second in command, Lieutenant Cabott. "Smart
for a foreigner, that is. Knows a thing or two about game fowl, I can
tell you. Pity she isn't an Englishwoman. What the blank she wants to
go back to that dashed place of hers in Austria for, dot me if I can

"The lady wants to have another look at Boney, perhaps, sir. She
knows she won't see much of him aboard here? Boney's not likely to
call on us, eh, sir?"

They both laughed at this bright joke, and then said Cabott:
"Bo's'n's mate reported that new hand we pressed last night, sir, is
showing ugly."

"Then the bo's'n's mate will probably provide him with physic at the
gangway to-morrow."

"Oh, I have him in irons already, sir. The fellow complained to me
that he was a free-born American citizen, and when I promised that
we'd make an honest man of him instead before the end of the
commission, he was insolent to me. I promised him the cat, of course.
I should say, sir, three dozen will meet the case."

"Six dozen," said Captain Meadey pompously. "I always support my
officers, Mr Cabott, in matters of discipline. By the way, I wish
you'd call away a cutter, and go over yourself to that yellow-painted
gunboat, and find out what's wrong between her skipper and the
Countess here. I didn't quite understand the matter last night. Fact
is, I was thinking over something else at the time, and just took the
young lady away principally because she wanted to come."

"Quite so, sir."

"I know I gave the fellow some good straight English, and he seemed
annoyed. I remember he said that he would come and take the Countess
back by force. Of course, you will tell him that if he tries that on,
I shall fire into him at once. You can tell him I am Captain John
Benjamin Meadey, and don't stand dictating to from any Jack-Spaniard

"Certainly, sir."

"That's all, Mr Cabott. You may call away your boat. And, oh! by the
way, if you can manage to get me a bag of small red maize from
anywhere, I'd be obliged to you. The butcher tells me we're out of
corn, and he's been obliged to feed my game birds this last week on
ship's biscuit, and they've distinctly lost brightness. The Countess
noticed it at once, and she says there's nothing like small red maize,
steeped in a little beer, for bringing them round."

"Very good, sir," said Lieutenant Cabott, and took himself off upon
his errands.

Captain Meadey rejoined his guest on the quarter-deck. "I've sent
off," he said, "an officer and boat's crew to teach manners to that
Jack-Spaniard you were foul of last night. By the way, I didn't quite
catch what the bother was about. If the fools can't speak English how
can they expect one to understand them?"

"A law ought to be passed," said the lady pleasantly, "that all
peoples that are not English should be taught English without further

"Now that's a very sound idea," said Meadey, "and," he added
thoughtfully, "it would really be worth their while. It would save
them a tremendous lot of trouble in making themselves understood. I
always think a man must be abominably handicapped in having to sacr-
parlez-vous all day long when he wants to say anything. Now, there's
your own example. You were brought up, I suppose to speak Carpathian,
or some language like that, all c's and z's and j's, that you have to
translate with your hands and feet as you go along. But your people
had taught you English, and you can see for yourself how much more
useful and easy it is.

"English is a most noble and melodious tongue as one hears it spoken
here on the Frolic, Captain Meadey."

"Of course it is, of course. No one could help seeing that. Why if
you stayed with us a bit longer, and practised, I don't believe anyone
would guess you were a foreigner."

"Ah, Captain, you are holding out too dazzling hopes. But when I have
done my errand I must get back to my own poor country again."

Captain Meadey stared down upon his guest. She was a devilish smart
little woman he told himself, and what few foreign notions she had
left could be soon knocked out of her. He was a bachelor, and getting
on. He felt that he might do worse. He rubbed his hands, and looked at
her with a very appreciative eye.

"If I could only find a boat," said the lady, "however small, and a
couple of sailors to man her, I could slip across to my friends in

"You don't seem to get on very well with Spaniard," observed Meadey
thoughtfully, "and that's a fact."

"I suppose you couldn't wink at letting me have a crew of those poor
French prisoners?"

"Impossible, madam; impossible. Indeed, I'm surprised at your asking
it. As an Austrian you ought to hate a Frenchman worse than I do, and
I hate 'em as badly as I hate the devil."

"My dear Captain Meadey, was I proposing to do the wretches any
special benefit? Once ashore on Austrian territory they would be
prisoners just as much as they are here. But, yes, Captain, I can
assure you that in one point the poor Austrian can beat the proud

"I don't take you. How do you mean madam?"

"Why in hatred of the French, Austria is far ahead of you. No, I
think you might trust any Austrian not to be over kind to French

But Captain Meadey shook his head obstinately, and Clarice dare not
press the question further just then. Still Meadey was perceptibly
thawing, pompous Island bear though he was, and there, under the warm
Mediterranean sunshine, she set herself to further fascinate him,
whilst on the snow-white deck planks their shadows danced round them
to the swing of the brig.

In the meanwhile, away below in the cable tier, with his heels
handcuffed to an iron "horse," sat Joseph Colt awaiting stripes. For
the pain of the flogging he was not much concerned. He had stood up
once, tied to a Huron torture stake, and had watched unmoved a fellow
white man killed with every horrid circumstance, and had only escaped
his turn through a fortunate capture of whisky by the Indians. He was
a man absolutely stoical in this respect; but when it came to insult
and indignity at the cousinly hands of the British, he was a mere
bundle of hysterical nerves.

It made him rage to think that after the contemptuous Lieutenant
Cabott, other members of the Frolic's ship's company had set
themselves out to draw him, and he had been fool enough to let them do
it to the top of their bent.

So as he sat there, with his heels in the bilboes, he bit his thumbs
in an ecstasy of rage, and, could he have had the ordering of it, he
would have ruthlessly sent every Englishman on the Frolic to death to
the accompaniment of torture.

By degrees, as the first flux of his rage wore through, shreds of his
old scheming coolness returned to him, and he began to make
exploration with a view to finding some plan for escape, or, at least,
revenge. His prison was in black darkness. He commenced to fumble over
it with his fingers in every direction to the limit of his reach.

He was built in on all sides with great knees and massive planking of
heart of oak. His head as he sat was a good fathom below the brig's
water-line. Down in that darkness there he saw red when he thought of
the torture-stake ahead of him--for that was how he classed Captain
Meadey's grating and cat-o'-nine-tails--and if with his teeth and
talons he could have torn a hole through the ship's side and scuttled
her he would have drowned himself without a pang. But, as it was, he
could only rub his chin in impotence.

Then a sound came to him: it was a snore, an unmistakable snore. For
an hour previously the marine sentry outside the door had been
thoughtfully hiccoughing the vapour of new rum, and here the man had
fallen off to sleep. The discovery thrilled him.

He unlatched the clumsy door, and softly fastened it back upon its
hook. Then he leaned forward upon his knees, stretching out as far
through the doorway as his shackled ankles would permit. Not a fibre
of his clothing rustled; not the slightest clank came from his irons:
the Indian training held good.

Major Colt was a very tall man, and his arms were abnormally long
even for his height. The drowsy sentry was almost beyond his reach.
Only with his finger tips could he touch the man's bayonet, and the
weapon was tight in its scabbard. But even those finger tips could
grip with the strength of a hand vice. He strained and strained, and
stretched out a further quarter of an inch. He got another finger-nail
on to the scabbard, pressing downwards, and by hair-breadth pulls drew
the weapon out.

Presently, and with the same quickness and the same caution against
noise, he was squatted back in his prison with a British bayonet in
his hand.

He slipped the weapon inside one of his leg-irons and strained at it.
The fetter opened with ridiculous ease under the leverage. Another
wrench at the other ankle, and he was free. Free and armed. Outside
the door the sentry snored and exhaled a stale vapour of rum. Colt
emptied the priming from his musket, took the lantern which stood at
his feet, and stole on down the dark alleyway. He had it in mind then
to reach the magazine, stab the sentry, lay a minute's train of
powder, fire this, fight his way on deck and overboard, and leave the
brig to blow up behind him as a salve for his ruffled honour.

As a point of fact, he would have failed in this attempt. The
magazine was aft, and heavily locked, and its keys were in Captain
Meadey's cabin. But as it was, his attention was turned to another
scheme for revenge. He passed a gloomy cabin with the unlatched door
swinging idly as the Frolic shouldered over the swells. The dim
lantern light showed him a sea-chest, with lid thrown back, and inside
the orderly array of a ship carpenter's tools. There was a two--inch
auger, bright, new, and sharp. A gush of joy well-nigh choked him as
he stooped and took it in his hand. Also there were some small shot--
plugs newly made.

It was back in his prison that he started to scuttle the brig, boring
vertically downwards through her floor, and plugging each hole as he
made it. The auger bit finely, and his jarred nerves were soothed as
the piles of wet oak chips grew.

But after boring the fifth hole of a sudden Colt stopped, and plucked
vexedly at his square black whisker. "My Land!" he said, "just
consider me for a fool! Here's my girl has me come to Europe to get on
and secure a position, and here am I wasting time just to scratch even
with John Bull Meadey and Ice-Cream Cabott. Moreover, unless I light
out of here quick, it strikes me I shall drown, and that stops
promotion anyway." He dropped the auger and pulled out the plugs.
Water whistled into the Frolic in five steady fountains.

Outside the door the sentry snored, and exhaled more rum. The gloomy,
unventilated labyrinths of the brig beyond the carpenter's cabin were
still strange to him, and though he moved in the shadows with all the
stealth and quietness of his Indian training, he bumped into hammocks
and aroused men here and there. One and all they spotted him in some
undefinable way, and lent venom to their comment with some gibe at his
nationality. Colt came very near to slipping the marine's bayonet into
some of them.

That he must have escaped from his irons one and all of these aroused
sleepers on the lower decks knew full well, but they made no effort at
interference. "Run, Yankee, run!" they scoffed. "John Benjamin will
score up your rebel hide finely to-morrow."

But Colt had no mind to go out on to the upper deck, and there be
forced to surrender at discretion. He found the one gun port that was
triced up to give air to the lower deck. Blackness and the sea were
outside, and he leaped into these with a beaver's splashless dive, and
was swallowed out of sight.

Only the lower deck knew, and though they were just as willing as
their betters to chaff the Yankee, still of course they were loyal to
the lower deck. So no alarm was given from below that Ordinary Seaman
Colt was attempting to desert, and the upper deck knew nothing of it
till the master-at-arms made his report next morning. Then of course
it did not take long to discover the sudden leak which had kept the
Frolic's crew so hard at work all night.

In the meanwhile Colt swam away from the brig under water till he
nearly burst, dived again as soon as he had breathed, and so on, till
he had run her out of sight in the darkness. On one side the low hills
of Cabrera loomed black through the purple blackness of the night, and
for that destination he swam, and presently was encouraged by hearing
behind him the dim bellow of distant orders, and then the unmistakable
cluck-clank of hard-driven pumps.

"I guess," he mused as he swam--"I guess I'm causing that push of
Britishers considerable pain at the pump breaks, anyway. If I could
only have scuttled that cursed Frolic completely, my Land! but I
should have been a big man. Still, when I send the facts home to
Boston, and Patience Collier works them up into her 'Conduct of the
French War,' I reckon they'll add to the sale of that volume. Gee!
It's just the thing to sell a book our side."

The water was warm, the sea smooth, and Colt was a strong man and a
powerful swimmer. The black outline of Cabrera came nearer to him and
more near, and he had decided in his own mind exactly where he would
land, where he could conceal himself, and how he would set about
getting away with the next batch of those prisoners which the great
Emperor wanted so badly for his army. But there was no Escape-Agency
business for him that night, and it was out of a quite unexpected
quarter whence came the interruption.

To his ear there drifted the faint thud of row-locks, irregularly
pressed. At first he thought it was a small boat which was coming
towards him; but as it drew more near he diagnosed it for one of the
Spanish war-galleys which helped the Frolic to guard the island; and
presently when it loomed into sight, he could see the great oars
hitting the water one after another, like a peal of bells.

"Well," thought Colt, "there is plenty of room in the Mediterranean
for both of us"--and kept on his course. But the galley, it soon
appeared, had a helmsman as bad as her rowers, and she steered the
vilest course imaginable, yawing to this side and that, till there was
no deciding what her intended course might be. And then, as she drew
still more near, Colt found her suddenly on the top of him, dived to
clear her, and thereupon very nearly lost his life. Some spiteful (or,
it is more probable, unskilful) slave dug his oar down to beyond the
prescribed depth, hit the American on the head, and stunned him deep
down there below the surface.

As it happened, the wash of the oars brought him up again, where he
was seen--and ignored. The Spanish watch officer was too idle or too
callous to bring-to for a mere anonymous swimmer.

But another galley was close upon her heels--they were hunting in
couples it appeared--and someone hailed. She yawed, either through bad
steering or design, and a couple of slaves fished up the flotsam with
a boat-hook. Spanish galley slaves always appreciated getting an extra
hand on board who might possibly be set to an oar.

The night passed on, and the galley thumped and lurched on her way
round the island, guarding always against escape of the French
prisoners. On her foredeck lay her new acquisition, left there to die
or survive, as he thought fit. The slaves were callous, the officers
and crew careless as to the result. If he survived they could inquire
as to who he was, and, anyway, that was for maana. The Spaniards were
an incurious race, and very much impressed with the futility of doing
anything to-day that there was the chance of putting off till to-

In due time Joseph came by his wits again, and there was the sun up,
and genially employed in drying for him his sodden clothing. The musky
smell of the slaves made him cough and spit, and presently he was
aware that his head ached as though someone had been endeavouring to
chop it in two. That and a further odour of garlic gave him the clue
to recent proceedings, and he sat up and propped his back against the
galley's bulwark.

His survival was languidly reported to an officer on the quarter-
deck, and he was ordered aft, and went there in somewhat tottery
fashion. As an officer in General Dupont's army he had fought against
Spaniards in Spain, and had caused casualties to many of them. But he
saw no necessity to mention this. He stated the solid fact that he was
a citizen of the United States, and the officer bowed and gave him a
civil smile.

"But how did the seor come to be in the water?"

An answer to this might be awkward. Colt squeezed his muddled wits
for diplomatic reply.

"There was no vessel near the seor," the officer went on languidly,
"except that detestable Frolic."

"Oh, detestable, is she?" thought Colt. "Well, I'll risk telling I
was pressed on her against my will, and was escaping." He did so, and
was promptly shaken by the hand and invited below for breakfast.

"Bully for me," thought Colt, but did not say so aloud. Instead, he
went below, availed himself of what primitive toilet appliances the
galley offered, and presently was seated in a tiny cabin, eating an
olla which was largely made up of heat, garlic, and high-flavoured
Mallorquin olive oil.

Don Randolphe, the galley's captain, was a long and melancholy
Spaniard, with a square-cut whisker, almost of the pattern of Major
Colt's own. The situation explained itself quickly.

"The diplomatists of my country," said Don Randolphe, "have made an
alliance with these detestable British; and perhaps at the time it was
necessary to use any stone which one could throw at the French. But
their presence is hateful, and their manners are a constant insult."

Major Colt hit the table. "My Land! Cap, but you should hear an
American talk about them!"

"Figure to yourself an instance. Three evenings ago I was ashore to
see these French cattle, and to rub my hands and think that we could
hold so many of the Corsican's men to such an abominable imprisonment.
There was a lady there, an Austrian, the Countess Czerny. At least she
called herself an Austrian, but I have my doubts."


"Of course, you have met her, Don Jos. Now, what do you think? Is
she Austrian?"

"How should I know? Me meet her? Where can I have seen her?"

"Why on the detestable Frolic?"

"Oh, to be sure; on the Frolic! Why, you see, Cap, I was forrard, and
she was aft, and we didn't have much truck. So if the lady says she's
Austrian, I guess you'd better take her as such. But might I ask what
you were doing with this Countess?"

Don Randolphe preened himself in his melancholy way. "Why, seor, one
does not so often see a woman on this service that one can afford to
neglect opportunities."

"I see. Thought you saw your way to do a bit of lady-sparking; and
then up came John Bull Meadey and wanted to punch your head?"

The Spanish captain's face-muscles tightened. "Ah, you also are
Anglo-Saxon. You speak lightly. You cannot understand how a Latin
feels when his honour is touched. You would never grasp my feelings
towards Captain Meadey."

"Sir, you're making a very considerable error. I tell you, you can't
guess anything bad I wouldn't like to do to J.B. Meadey. He treated me
worse'n if I was a yellow dog, and, so far's it doesn't clash with
other business in hand, I've got to get square with him."

"Then rest content, Don Jos. Presently your vengeance shall be
carried out completely and horribly--by other hands."

The American did not show enthusiasm. "I guess you mean it very
kindly, Cap, but if it's all the same to you, I rather fancy I'm
competent to settle up my own accounts, and if they have to be
somewhat long outstanding, I don't forget to clap on reasonable
interest. I picture myself one day with a hand on the back of John
Bull Meadey's collar, and then if I don't get my shoe-toe six times
hard into his posteriors, I'm content to have that negligence
mentioned in a history of the war now being written by Miss Patience
Collier, of Boston."

The captain of the galley looked mystified. "You speak of things, Don
Jos, which are beyond me."

"Sir, I am a free American, and hate all Britisher in a way that
would surprise you."

"Then why do you not rejoice when I tell you that shortly he will be
punished? Listen, Don Jos! I shall set two sets of dogs mutually to
worry and tear one another. On that island are French curs
innumerable." He waved a hand to where Cabrera baked under the midday
sunshine. "To-night the Frolic anchors inshore off the castle. News
will be taken to Seor Meadey of a landing of Frenchmen come to rescue
prisoners. Meadey and half his crew will go ashore to capture these.
While they are gone, a great mass of the French prisoners will find
boats on the beach, will put off under the darkness, and will take the
Frolic. Many of the dogs on both sides will be killed. Then will
return Meadey and his men. They will go aboard unsuspecting, will be
surprised, and killed. And so is wiped out the detestable Captain

"This is playing my game," thought Colt. "A nice brig-load of the
prisoners should escape. But they shan't do it, all the same. It's not
a fair trick. Besides, I don't approve of Jack-Spaniards putting their
knives into white men, even though they are a pack of stuck-up

"Afterwards, of course, Don Jos, we shall deal with the Frolic.
There will be four galleys of us lying off her bow and her quarter,
and when we perceive she is out of the hands of our dear ally, the
detestable Britisher, we shall open fire on her--the four against the
one--and sink her. So will end the Frolic. And so will be cured your
wounded honour, Don Jos, and mine. May I offer you cigarettes?"

"Thanks, no." Colt pulled from his pocket three tubes and a bowl, and
screwed them together. "I'll put your tobacco, if you'll give me a
load, in this. There's nothing like a cool, long pipe for a pleasant
smoke, especially if you want to put in a big think as well."

"Well, seor, with permission, I will leave you to it. It is my hour
for siesta. May I offer you a cabin?"

"Why, if it is the same to you, I'd rather sit right here on deck. I
guess I'm a man that wants to get too much out of life to have any
immediate use for sleeping when the sun's turned on."

Now, as Colt knew full well, the great Emperor looked more to results
than means, and if he could contrive to bring three or four hundred
men back to the Eagles, with a British 20-gun brig thrown in as a
bonne bouche, that act would go a long way to sending him up in the
scale of promotion and bringing him nearer to that marshal's bton
which he so ardently coveted, and which he had marked for his own.

As to his own personal scruples, they must be neglected for the time
being, and, of all British subjects, surely Captain Meadey deserved
least consideration from him.

Supposing (he told himself) he were boarding the Frolic with a crew
of Americans, he would tomahawk Meadey with his own hands as soon as
look at him; so why be scrupulous of doing the same thing by deputy
without risk?

Miss Collier had bidden him come to Europe to "get on," and to take
the Frolic into Toulon full of Frenchmen would be doing this. He set
his jaw, and proceeded to think out a process of persuading the
captain of the galley to set him ashore.

As it turned out, his diplomacy to this end went very much astray. He
first of all ruffled Don Randolphe's temper, and next aroused his
suspicions, and in the end, when, after nightfall, the galley had set
up to moorings in the little harbour of Cabrera, near the ruined
castle, he got ashore by the simplest of all means.

The captain and those of the officers he had spoken to were below; he
was pacing the deck in sulky solitude under the stars; and a boat came
alongside with a message from the shore commandant.

Major Colt walked to the gangway, stepped calmly down into the boat,
and there was no one near who dreamed of questioning him.

He got ashore with an equal lack of formality, and a minute later had
strolled away into the friendly darkness. He could have laughed aloud
at the easiness of it all.

Time pressed. If Don Randolphe was to be believed, the plot for the
capture of the Frolic was already afoot, and Colt had no mind that any
boarding-party should go off to the Frolic without his company. In the
first place, he had his personal account with Meadey to square, though
it irked him horribly to let Frenchmen be mixed up in this adjustment;
and, in the second place, once the brig was captured, it must be his
part to see that Clarice got clear.

Don Randolphe, it must be remembered, had only divulged half his plot
to the French prisoners. They knew he wished them to take the British
brig: they did not know he intended to silence them with his own guns
immediately afterwards. Colt felt he must be there in person to attend
to Don Randolphe.

Again and again Colt came across batches of prisoners, or went into
their rude huts and tried to get in touch with those who were in the
secret. Some regarded him with open suspicion; others took him for
what he said he was; and others remembered him as a Major in General
Dupont's army. But none had heard of any scheme to take the Frolic.
Or, what was far more to the point, no one owned up to having heard of
such a scheme.

The warm night passed on, and Colt grew more insistent in his
inquiries. There was a curious wakefulness over the isle that made him
sure that something was afoot. When 5450 men all whisper together, a
noise goes up like the subdued hum of machinery. But one and all they
most exasperatingly kept him out of their councils.

Then Major Colt got a shock. A voice from the blackness of a hut's
doorway said, "Joe! You!--and they told me he was dead! Dear Mary!"

"Clarice!" cried Colt. "I beg your pardon, Miss Clarice, I should
have said. My Land! how did you get here?"

"Come in here out of the moonlight, monsieur. I squeeze your hand,
Monsieur Joe. Word was brought to Captain Meadey that there had been a
landing of French Escape Agents, and he has come ashore with fifty of
his crew to capture them."

"But why are you here?"

"Oh, that was simple, once I heard he was going ashore. The
brightness of his fighting-cock's plumage was dulled; he told me so,
the dear, heavy creature, and I agreed with him. There was no cure for
it like the leaves of a certain herb, boiled in a little port, and
served with red pepper. What was the name of the herb? Well, I could
only think of the Hungarian name, and nearly blew out a tooth in
saying it. It grew largely on my estate of--I nearly forgot that name
too, but got it in time--estate of Czerny, and also, Monsieur Joe, on
Cabrera. No, I could not describe the herb, but I would in part
discharge myself of the enormous obligation under which the great, the
magnificent, Meadey, had placed me. I would go ashore and find it


"I must own he did not see it at first, but I wheedled him into it.
Oh, I can do anything with the dear Meadey--'Jack' he desires that I
should call him. Figure it to yourself, Monsieur Joe--he wants to
marry me."

"Here, miss," said Colt sharply, "I can't spend all the night
chattering like this. You and I are here on Cabrera as Emperor
Bonaparte's Escape Agents, and if we don't want to be superseded, we
must get to business right now. Whose hut is this you are in? Who is
that sniggering there in the darkness?"

"Sergeant Colorado, my Major."

"Come, now, are you as behindhand as all these other fools? Do you
know anything about this attack on the brig?"

"The men are to muster for it an hour after midnight, Monsieur the
Major, and because we have no watches, and the parish clock does not
chime to-night, the intelligent Spaniard has given to one of us a
pistol with which to sound rveill. At the noise of the first pistol
shot, those of us who feel inclined, get to the harbour. At the sound
of the second shot, some swim, and the rest take what boats are there
on offer. We reach the brig. We take her. There it is--all."

"How are you armed."

Sergeant Colorado thrust out a large lean hand into the moonlight,
and showed a heavy knob of jagged rock--"It will serve, Monsieur the
Major, till I can borrow a more polite weapon from some English
unmentionable pig. Name of Mahomet! but I can smash faces finely with
this little tool!"

Colt tugged vexedly at his square black whisker. At last: "Here," he
said, "Sergeant, you go and play outside. I've something to say to

Sergeant Colorado saluted, grinned and went.

"I suppose," said Colt, "you hardly want me to set these wolves to
cut John Bull Meadey's throat now, miss?"

"But tell me," said Clarice sweetly; "do you want to do it yourself,
Monsieur Joe?"

"Well, I do. I want to handle Meadey myself. I want badly to handle
him. But I don't want any Frenchman or Spaniard to do it for me, and
that's a fact."

"But still, you are in the Emperor's service, and the Emperor's
enemies should be your enemies."

"They are miss, they are. Only, when I entered that service I made
one proviso--I wasn't to be called upon to fight against Britain. My
Land! hark to that."


The sharp whip of a pistol shot divided the night outside.

"It seems to me," said the vivandire, "that there's little time left
now for monsieur to argue out these niceties further. This poor
Captain Meadey, that had been so gallant to me, I have a tenderness
for him. But with a Frenchwoman the Emperor must come first."

"Right," said Colt, with sudden inspiration. "Emperor Bonaparte shall
come first. You stay here. You'll be safer on the island."

"No, Monsieur Joe," said the little woman. "I am accustomed to the
fighting line, and I shall come with you."

Outside, in the warm darkness, there came the noise of bare feet
padding quickly over the bare earth, and Colt and Clarice de la Plage
(after another moment's talk) ran from one to the other, quietly
passing the word. The English brig, they said, was too ugly for them.
These perfidious British were so full of their own undesirable fog,
that they had forgotten how to sleep. Besides, even if they took her,
there was a calm, and they could not sail her away. Now the galleys
had oars, and the yellow-painted galley in particular was swift and
easily handled.

Against the Spaniards these prisoners were always especially bitter.
It was the Spaniards who had originally broken the terms of the
capitulation, and instead of sending them back to France, had marooned
them on this desolate Cabrera; it was the Spaniards who had starved
them there; it was the Spaniards who had heaped upon them a thousand
indignities. The British they merely disliked with a national enmity.
For the Spaniards each separate prisoner had a venomous personal

By the time they had reached the harbour, word had been passed, and
each man of the storming party knew of the change of plan. They were
desperate fellows all, unarmed except for sticks and stones,
volunteers for this most forlorn of all forlorn hopes. None of the
women prisoners were there. The only member of the gentler sex with
the storming party was an ex-vivandire, who wore a face of easy
assurance, and carried a tongue of the most cheerful, but who was
inwardly half-frozen with terror at what was to happen. I think it
never occurred to those who knew Clarice de la Plage to credit her
with half of what she had to go through.

As it chanced, the languid watch-officer of the yellow-painted
Spanish galley, with infinite carelessness had paid out his head warp
from the buoy, and let his vessel's stern come within a fathom of the
stone quay. A plank bridged the two--it saved the trouble of getting a
boat into the water--and that it placed every throat on board in
jeopardy did not trouble the languid officer. It did not occur to him
that the 5450 French prisoners that he insulted on every possible
occasion should ever resent their treatment.

Then crack, another pistol shot snapped out, and from behind every
rock, every wall, every building, from out of every patch of shadow
there issued men, dumb, half-naked, shaggy men, who ran swiftly on
naked feet, making for the galley's stern.

A great bottle-nosed Sergeant and a tall black-whiskered man raced
for first place. Bottle-nose was on the plank first, but black-whisker
jumped and landed on the galley's rail ahead of him. Of their
following, only a few could use the plank, many jumped and missed, and
of those on the brink of the quay, scores were thrust over into the
water by those pressing on behind. The watch on the galley's deck
fought savagely, the galley's crew poured up from below and fought
savagely also. At them the stormers raged with teeth and talon, with
jagged rock and with weapons snatched from the fallen. It was just a
shambles of a fight.

In the water some drowned, some doggedly held on till they scrambled
on board, some struggled back to the shore. On the galley men hacked,
and stabbed, and strangled, and there was only one who gave a thought
or a care to any wounded, and that was a woman.

Then it began to be plain that the French were getting the upper
hand. The tall, sallow, black-whiskered man, who seemed to be
everywhere, and to see everything, and to fight harder than anybody
else, jumped on a gun and bawled above the din: "Over the side with
them now--slaves and all!"

The order was carried out with a furious rush.

"Now then, we must light out of this right now. All you gentlemen to
the oars, and row like galley-slaves, or slaves you'll be for the rest
of your lives, with Meadey's cat-o'-nine-tails to help you on. Now,
cast off those warps."

Away they went with a roar and a rattle of sound. The other galleys
were awake and buzzing, and one had cast loose and was under oars.
Upon her Colt bore down, threatening to ram. Whereupon she dodged, and
fouled one of her friends. Shot came after them fast and thick. But
the hot, still night was too dark for accurate aim, and away they tore
out on to the open sea without further scathe.

And then came the time to sort out the dead for over-side, and to
give more care for the wounded than Clarice could contrive with her
crude, first-aid appliances during the thick of the fight.

When dawn burned up egg-yellow over distant Minorca, the galley had
rounded the westernmost cliffs of Majorca, and was heading north for
France over a desert sea. The shaggy, half-naked prisoners bent
lustily to the oars, and from the cook-house, which was clamped to the
deck just abaft the great forecastle gun, there billowed a rich and
appetising scent of roasting coffee.

Mademoiselle Clarice came aft on to the quarter-deck, and brought up
her hand in military salute to Major Joseph Colt, who was still at the
galley's tiller.

"Of sound men, and those wounded which are likely to recover, there
are one hundred and eighteen, Monsieur the Major. A tidy mouthful even
for the Emperor."

"Tidy enough. Are you sound, Clarice? What's that blood on your
sleeve, girl? My Land! I felt as if I was stabbed myself when I saw
you down, with that great gawky Randolphe standing over you with his
knife, and I couldn't get near."

"Ah, but he was the jealous one, monsieur. However the good Sergeant
Bottle-nose plucked him from me, and threw him over the side. This
blood--that's the Sergeant's. Just a scratch on the wrist. I mended it
for him, and kissed his purple cheek for a reward."

"You are mighty free with your kisses, miss."

"To those I don't care about, yes. Will you have one, Joe?"

"I guess not."

Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage stood in the sunlight, and addressed
the East: "Now what is it, I ask you, that this dear Joe desires?
Meadey, Don Randolphe, Sergeant Colorado, all of whom I care nothing
about, I kiss those, and he resents it. I would kiss dear Joe also, to
show I care nothing about him too, but he will not let me. There is a
Miss Patience Conyers that he prates about--"


"Miss Patience Collier, a schoolmarm and writer of history in
distant, very distant Boston. Now if he really loved this Miss
Collier, to whom he is affianced, he would take a kiss from me, as
that would show he knew I cared nothing for him, and did not mind.
But, no, he will not, this dear Joe. I wonder what does he really wish

"Miss," said Colt savagely, "if it were a thing any American could do
to a woman, there are times when I should like to take you up and
shake you. You are that exasperating. I keep on telling you I am
properly engaged, and have to stick to it."

"La--la!" said Clarice. "But I wager that I do not appear in the
'History of the Wars,' which the correct Miss Collier is writing for
the enlightenment of Boston. La--la! dear Joseph."


THE captain of the pirate was a Portuguese, and carried the name of
Hernando de Soto in deference to the feelings of his friends when his
time should come for the gallows. The mate was a Frenchman, wore his
own name, Georges Chobar, and gloried in piling infamies upon it. The
second mate was a Moor of Algiers, decked out in the style and
clothing of a Spaniard. Call him Pedro, and he would beam upon you.
Slip out Ali, and if the night was sufficiently dark, it was odds on
your feeling the chill of his knife.

Half of the crew of this pirate feluccre were as great a mix of
nationalities as the afterguard; the other half were African Moors or
African negroes.

A pirate she was open and confessed, flying any flag that came first
to the halyards, a pariah in every sea; and one would have thought
that to put a woman on such a craft was to enlarge the limits of
calamity. Yet there was a woman on this dark schooner, a Mademoiselle
Clarice de la Plage, and she was there, moreover, by her own free will
and choice. Into such desperate situations could the glamour of
Bonaparte lure even a woman who had once known and appreciated all the
delicacies and dainties of Paris.

Out of all that wild ship's company there was only one man she could
trust, and he was an American--one Joseph Colt. But then he also was
in the service of the great Emperor, and, as it happened, they were
partners in the same enterprise. Major Joseph Colt was the pirate's
purser, and, for the one and only time in his ambitious life he was
not anxious to climb to a higher grade in the service. There was only
one other English speaker on board, a half-witted creature called
Trotter, but he never seemed clear whether his nationality was British
or American, and he was a man who had brought unreliability up to the
level of a fine art.

The tale of their arrival on this picaroon was sufficiently
adventurous. They had stolen a Spanish galley, and in her had carried
stolen French prisoners from Cabrera, and brought them back to Toulon,
there to rejoin the Imperial Eagles. They had set off back to the
Balearic Islands for another load, but the very first night they
dropped the French land, the galley and her feeble crew had been
snapped up by a pirate out of Algiers. Into her hold they were
clapped, with the promise of slavery later on in Algiers city; and
because the Dey of Algiers cared not one jot for Bonaparte or anybody
else, they were morally sure that this promise would be faithfully
carried out.

The pirate, however had been successful; she had made many captures
and had sent away many men as prize crews; and because slaves were a
commodity marketable in Algiers she had a fine assortment of sailormen
sandwiched in between the pilfered bales in her hold.

Amongst these an insurrectionary movement was already on foot when
the galley's contingent arrived and that night it gushed over into
activity. They gained the deck. The Moorish captain rushed up, and was
promptly killed. A couple of his men followed him over the side, and
the two parties were within an ace of commencing a mutual massacre.
But the Moorish first lieutenant, Ali (who called himself Pedro),
jumped into the forerigging, and howled out for a parley and a truce.

The Moors, it seemed, were sick of their present employment. They
were pirates, with all the risks and without any of the more pleasing
emoluments of piracy. If caught they were hanged; if they turned their
cruises to a profit, that profit went to His Highness the Dey. They
had for long enough wanted to go a-pirating on their own account, and
only the captain (just recently deceased) had stood in the way. Now
that he was removed, the advantages of a free commission seemed still
more pleasing. They even went further: they suggested a joint-stock
concern for all hands.

The Europeans from the hold were struck by the fairness of the
proposition. They had got what they were fighting for--liberty; and
now they began to look a little more to the future. Even if they did
capture the feluccre, how were they to decide where to take her? They
were of too many nationalities for all to agree. The world was full of
war. The French, British, Spanish, Russians, Austrians were all
fighting this week or next in the year 1810, and taking from each
other eagles, territory, ships, anything they could capture. Why not
set up a new nation of their own--the Feluccre Nation for example--and
make war themselves? It would be no more risky than fighting for other
people, and they could see to it that the plums and prizes did not go

The beauty of the scheme struck the majority as marvellous--and the
small minority held their tongues. Major Colt was amongst that
minority and so also was Mademoiselle Clarice, and they would very
much like to have offered an alternative plan. But some wit knocked
out the gangway, and rigged a plank outboard by which objectors might
leave the ship if they found existing arrangements damaging to their
tastes; and this chilled the critics. So all hands fell to electing

On the strength of her previous practise as vivandire, Mademoiselle
Clarice was named purser's-assistant (with special reference to the
grog department), and nurse to any wounded that the carpenter might
find necessary to whittle down. There was no one on board, it
appeared, who was qualified to act as surgeon, but the carpenter was a
handy man, and said that after a few trials he had no doubt he could
amputate as well as anybody.

In view of mademoiselle's election, Colt saw to it that he was
appointed purser. He had no following to support him, and he proposed
and seconded himself in the teeth of another candidate who was
strongly supported.

"I hate to think I'm pushing in where I'm not exactly wanted," the
tall American explained civilly, "but if there's any gentleman here
with an eye to that pursership, he's just got to fight me right now;
and when I've shown up the colour of his inside I'm ready for the
next, and so on for as many times as there are applicants. But it's
just the one office I've got use for on this ship, and it won't do for
anybody to forget it."

Upon this the other candidate discovered that a knowledge of reading
and writing was one of a purser's necessary equipments; acknowledged
himself illiterate; and gracefully stepped out of the contest. So
Joseph Colt went below and took possession of his official quarters.
Mr Trotter alone deigned to applaud the election--after it had been

To these quarters presently he inducted Mademoiselle Clarice. "There,
miss," he said, "that room's yours, and the bolt you see at the back
of the door I fixed up out of a crowbar. I guess you'll be a sight
safer there than anywhere else on this packet."

"Oh, Joe, you are good to me."

"I'm just doing what any American would, Miss Clarice."

"More, far more."

"Not at all. You must see for yourself that I am remembering all the
time that I am behaving as an engaged man should. I have always Miss
Collier of Boston at the back of my mind."

"And for that matter I, too, am, of course, faithful to the dear
memory of Monsieur le Brun, to whom I also am affianced."

"But I thought the gentleman's name was le Sage. Well, never mind,
miss. Anyway, each knows the other's engaged, and that's the main
thing. Now I'm an American, and you're a lady, and you're just now in
a blistering fix, and I want to say right here that I'm going to see
you safe out of it. And that's the job I'm going to attend to next."

"But surely, Monsieur Joe, the Emperor has named you his chief Escape
Agent, and your duty is first and foremost towards him?"

Major Colt pulled at his square black whisker. "I guess the Emperor
Bonaparte must wait a bit."

"And there's your own promotion to be thought about. You will never
reach that marshal's bton, my Major, if you lose thought of it for
even one little moment."

"That bton," said Colt stubbornly, "is in store for the present, and
there, if you please, we'll leave it for the present. Miss, I want to
warn you particularly about that man Ali, who calls himself Pedro.
He's no Spaniard any more than I am a Mohawk. He's a Moor right
through to the finger-nails, and though I'm sure you've too much sense
to have any use for bigamists of his description, I've seen you smile
at him in a way that's given the creature obvious pleasure."

"Why, dear Joe, I must smile at someone, and he's the least
detestable of the bunch. Now there's that hateful captain, for
instance; you cannot say that I smiled more than twice at Captain
Hernando de Soto, as he calls himself." Major Colt rubbed vexedly at
his blue-black chin. "I don't see why you need smile at any of them.
You know what they are. Mr Satan out for a week-end from down below
would be reliable and a gentleman compared with any one of the gang.
And yet you can laugh at them, and throw pleasant, easy words. My
Land! For ten sous I believe you'd kiss that Ali."

"Dear Mary! and why not? Is it your prim Miss Collier of Boston who
has taught you that all kisses leave a taste?"

"Miss Collier," began Colt, "holds that a kiss is only permissable
between engaged people;" but when, in answer to Clarice's shrill
laughter, he would have added his own adherence to these views, the
conversation was ended and changed to something of the suddenest. From
overhead came the crash and concussion of guns, and almost
simultaneously there was added to this the din of shot striking their
own vessel.

"That calls me to deck," said Colt. "I'd hate to be killed on a ship
like this, but I guess if some of us don't fight there's the
alternative of being hanged as pirates. You'll excuse me, miss, for
what I'm going to do, but fighting here's not part of your job at
anyrate, so I'll just keep you out of mischief's way." With which he
slipped out of the cabin, and hasped the door on the outside, in spite
of Clarice's shrill and scathing disapproval.

On deck the scene was none of the most encouraging. A night, black
and starless, hung over the sea. The watch of the picaroon had, it
appeared, seen the other vessel a bare two cables' length away, and
had forthwith fired into her without measuring her size. But the
stranger travelled with guns loaded, and must have had linstocks
smouldering in tubs alongside of them. She returned the shot almost
before the flashes had left the enemy's guns.

The pirates from below poured out on deck, and for a moment showed a
very lively panic. The other vessel--a heavily sparred brig they made
her out to be--had gone about, and was brazenly coming after them.
They were men of a dozen nations and tongues, and Captain Hernando de
Soto's vitriolic Portuguese, though well intentioned, reached the
inner feelings of but few of them. The renegrade, Pedro Ali, a man
full of hot courage, was for accepting battle. "The brig trimmed
deep," said Ali, "and promised rich pickings." But, "Let us get away,"
pleaded others; and presently pistols began to crack between these two
parties, and there was every man fighting a neighbour for his own

Now inside Major Joseph Colt there were lungs of brass, and, indeed,
the envious freely said that he had fairly shouted his way up out of
the ranks of the French army, and then on up through the commissioned
grades. He had been cradled on a frontier where the Indian warwhoop
was common music, and in the warmth of action no one could deny that
he had the knack of putting a certain terrifying ferocity into his

He yelled here; moreover, he backed his words with a hail of blows
from an ash belaying pin on all who attempted to fight with him or
with anyone else till presently he was left gnashing and shouting in
the middle of an empty circle.

"Shoot the American," said somebody.

"Just you dare!" snarled Colt. "I'll kill the man that shoots me."

No one laughed, and what is more to the point, no one pulled a

"Now," said Colt, "who wants hanging? Speak up quick, please. There's
the hangman so close astern that you can hear the creaking of his gear
if you listen, and I tell you my neck tickles already."

Once more uprose a yammer of voices, and once more Colt yelled them
into silence. "Looks as if he could make a right smart speech," said
Trotter. "Let's hear what he's to say."

"You lunk-headed scum, that's a British brig-o'-war you've run foul
of. That's the Frolic that patrols round Cabrera in the Balearic
Islands to keep the French prisoners from escaping."

"What! You know her?" gasped Captain de Soto.

"My Land!" shouted the exasperated American, "how could I tell you
her name if I didn't? John Bull Meadey's her captain, and he'll hang
every son-of-a-dog here if he takes the feluccre, and try us
afterwards. Want to ask any more fool questions?"

Apparently they did not. The great majority of them might not
understand the tall Westerner's words, but his gestures bit home, and
the glare of his fierce dark face from beside a battle-lantern brought
back discipline. Captain and mates screamed their orders, and the crew
jumped to duty without help from the flying belaying pins. The
feluccre bore away till she had both of the brig's masts in one in the
dimness behind her, and then with her own great lateens goosewinged,
and half of her crew aft on the poop to bring her by the stern, she
fled like some great scared seafowl down wind into the night.

Long after they had congratulated themselves on having shaken off
Captain J.B. Meadey's pursuit, that worthy man rounded the Frolic to,
and with a promise to each of his gun captains who made a miss of
three dozen at the gangway next morning, let loose the whole of his
starboard broadside into the darkness. Two trundling round-shot from
the carronades smashed into the crowd on the pirate's poop, and killed
five men there by way of leavetaking.

The escape, and the demise of their friends, had small enough effect
on the spirits of the survivors when the Mediterranean sun rose next
morning into a pleasant turquoise sky to warm their bodies; and as in
the course of the day they overtook and captured a small wine ship out
of Valencia, by nightfall they were roaring songs in twenty different
tongues, and firing off the feluccre's guns at intervals by way of
accompaniment. The unspeakable Trotter had daubed his face black with
a paste of gunpowder and water, and lurched about howling that he was
the devil.

It was whilst this concert was at its height that Major Colt again
went down to see Clarice.

For a minute, when he had thrown open the door, the thin little woman
glowered at him in tight-lipped fury.

Then: "You savage," she hissed, "you American savage to dare to chain
me up here whilst brave men are on deck standing shot."

But Colt was not to be intimidated even by her. "Brave men do you
call them? Say mad dogs, and you'll be nearer the mark."

"Oh, poof! You do not understand a little soldierly enthusiasm. To me
it would have been nothing. Monsieur the Major, whilst I was
viviandire with the French armies, I have seen the sack of Saragossa,
yes, and the sack of four other cities, and know what even French
soldiers can do. These boys here would not terrify me half so much as
did the lonely blackness of this cabin. Major Colt, you forget, the
light went out."

"The darkness doesn't appear to have hurt you, miss, and I tell you
again it has been no place for you on deck. I don't guess, I know.
Once whilst I was trading cutlery to a Mohawk tribe 'way out West by
the Great Lakes, they lifted the scalp of a business rival who
represented a firewater firm, and drank his samples. Well, miss, if I
compared those Indians to wild beasts, it would be insulting to
beasts. But I say to you straight, I'd rather be there than here as an
insurance proposition."

"Poof! I tell you. The cher Pedro Ali would be my escort. I am sure
he would be most gallant."

"That blighted renegrade," said Colt grimly, "has been making such
remarks about you already that I have had to attend to him."

"What did he say?"

"He said you must be lonely down below alone, and proposed to come
down and comfort you. The rest of the beastly crew cheered him on."

"The brutes!" said Mademoiselle Clarice with a shiver.

"Precisely. But they kept the ring fairly enough whilst he and I had
it out."

"So you dissuaded him, my Joe?"

"I set him off to swim home if he can find the way."

"You killed him?"

"To be exact, I flung him overboard."

The little woman's eyes brightened. She put out a slim brown hand and
reached up and patted the tall American on the shoulder. "Once when I
was on the stage I acted in a play of the classic time. There was a
knight in it, and the knight fought for his ladylove and rescued her.
Did you ever fight for Miss Collier of Boston, dear Joe?"

"Miss Collier," snapped Major Colt, "occupies far too ladylike a
position ever to want fighting about. If you'd taught school yourself,
Miss Clarice, you'd have felt the dignity of it."

"And Miss Collier also writes history?" suggested Clarice sweetly.

"She does. She is writing a book on the 'Conduct of the European
Wars,' and from time to time I send her a batch of material."

"I can picture her, this Boston miss, so prim and accurate, that
never kisses any except her dear fianc that is away from her so
savage America, and, therefore, cannot be kissed at all. Dear Mary!
what an image of a perfect woman! Now I am different; I could not
stand up stiff and demure and sharp-voiced to teach school, nor could
I sit in dull patience and write out history that was sent to me. No,
myself I am small, and I am thin, but I am very full of hot blood.
Once I was an actress till the greatest man on earth bid me cease
acting. So now I take my pleasure as you take yours, my Joe, in making
history for others to write about."

Major Colt pulled vexedly at his square black whisker. "I am afraid,
miss, that you and I are of too different temperaments to have much in
common. I am afraid you will never appreciate Miss Collier as I do."
He took out the joints of his long pipe and screwed them together, and
fitted on the bowl. "But we're getting away from the matter in hand.
With permission I'm going away to find a bunk now to have a smoke and
a sleep, and see if that won't show me a way out of the bad mess we're
in. I just want to ask one favour, miss."


"Keep yourself snug behind a barred door till I come again."

"If it will make you rest more soundly, mon brave, I promise. And
here is something to direct your night thoughts. You told me once that
Mademoiselle Collier (after teaching you Euclid) had sent you to
Europe to 'get on.'"

Major Colt sheathed his knife, and repocketed the plug from which he
had been shredding tobacco. "Yes," he admitted, "that is so."

"Then be ambitious here. You are not safe as purser. Meadey would
hang a pirate's purser without a qualm if he caught him, and he could
do no more to a pirate captain. Be ambitious, dear Joe. Send de Soto
after Ali, and be captain yourself, and then you can best give
directions about how to save our necks."

"I don't know," said Colt, fumbling for his flint and steel. "I want
to be quit of this ship, not captain of her. Besides, I hated Ali, and
de Soto isn't such a bad sort of cut-throat. I noticed he was civil to

The vivandire shrugged. "Oh, if Monsieur the Major must deal
tenderly with all my admirers, it will be hard to give so much as a
rough word to any of this crew. Captain de Soto certainly did kiss me
with much tenderness when we parted."

Major Joseph Colt blew on his smouldering tinder with such violence
that it flamed extravagantly. "I've no right to interfere with your
tastes in kissing, I know, miss, but I'll see to it that de Soto at
anyrate ceases from troubling in that direction. I bid you good-
night," he snapped, and gave an angular bow, and stalked away, puffing

Overhead the drunken crew danced madly and filled the warm night with
their shoutings. And punctuating the whole were occasional pistol
shots, and now and then a scream.

The 'tween decks of the lurching feluccre were full of noise and
smells, and they had small allowance of head-room. Colt had to bend
almost double as he walked, and Clarice leaned out of her cabin
doorway and watched his tall stooping figure with a tender eye. "If it
were not for thoughts of that ridiculous stiff school-mistress in
Boston (wherever that may be), I'd like to tell my hero that I shall
die of sheer terror if I have to stay in this awful ship much longer.
But whilst he continues to speak of her, never shall he learn it. Dear
Mary! What a thickness is this bar he has fitted to my door. How he
cares for me! Well, never girl needed care more."

* * * * * * *

Once more through the gloom of that night the drunken crew sighted a
sail, fired into her and again caught a tartar. Major Joseph Colt
awoke to the bellow of guns. He was refreshed with a four hours'
sleep, and after satisfying himself that Clarice was safe, he went
cautiously out on deck.

The stranger was a big barque of nationality undistinguishable, but
she was heavily armed and heavily manned; moreover, her guns were
admirably served. The pirates fought with a savage ferocity, and some
considerable skill with weapons. But discipline was not theirs. Twice
they stopped their fire to clear the decks, and many wounded went over
into that black night sea with the dead, so that full space might be
left to fight the guns. But the barque held steadily to her distance
and poured in a merciless fire, and then of a sudden the wind dropped.

There was nothing for it now but to fight the feluccre till she sank,
and this her crew with shouts prepared to do. It was probable the
barque would take no notice of an offer to surrender; and even if they
were granted quarter for the moment, it would be merely to spare them
for an inevitable hanging in the near future. Sailormen of honest
extraction had a short way with pirates in the crude year 1810.

As purser, Major Joseph Colt had no fighting station; but it was not
in the nature of the man, when battle was lit, to keep aloof from the
entertainment. The blood in his veins ran scalding hot, and it was the
itch for a fight that had driven him to Europe, quite as much as the
"get on" advice of Miss Patience Collier. So after his first eruption
on deck, he employed himself for awhile in carrying wounded men down
the hatchways. But presently, when a powder-monkey dropped, he found
himself handing ammunition; and next he thrust himself in to lay and
aim one of the broadside guns, vice a Moorish gun-captain, who was
hopelessly incompetent.

Splinters flew, and round shot hummed around him, but Colt's iron
coolness was unruffled, and his gun was the best fought in the ship.

Then came the dropping of the wind, and the pirate's desperate
resolve to die fighting; and it was there that Major Colt's genius for
success was forced to show itself. He left his gun, jumped up on the
break of the poop, and by sheer weight of lung, even in the midst of
that furiously-contested action, got himself attention.

"Who wants to die?" he shouted above the din of firing. He had a
heavy flint-lock pistol in either hand, held muzzle up, ready to drop
into instant use, and there was a look in his grim, dark eyes that got
the attention of the men who were even then prepared to glare unawed
into the face of death.

"You may be ready to quit the earth, you scum, and I daresay it is
the best thing that could happen to most of you. But I'm not. I've got
a lot of work mapped out for me on ahead, and I can't afford to die
and leave it. My Land! no. So I'll just have to save your blackguard
necks along with my own, whether I like it or not. Now attend to me,
you gun-captains. You all see that big white splinter mark on the
barque's water-line there, just abaft of 'midships? I want all of you
to lay your guns on to that, and lay them true. You're to fire when I
give the word, and not before or after. Any gun-captain who misses his
aim I'll pistol with my own hand, and promote the number two of that
gun to be captain. So turn-to again, you no-nation swine, and fight
for your dirty necks."

The guns were loaded, run out, laid; Colt bawled an order to fire,
and the feluccre reeled to the shock of the discharge. The barque also
reeled, and white splinters sprang in bristles from an ugly wound in
her side.

The pirates sponged their guns, reloaded, clapped on to the breech-
tackles, and ran them out. But the barque's crew fired no more,
applying themselves instead with a sudden industry to pumps and
bucket-chains, and Major Colt saw that it was wisdom to accept the
involuntary armistice.

"Hold your fire," he ordered, and when one gun barked in spite of his
prohibition, he dropped a pistol on to the man who pulled the lanyard,
and shot him through the head. "That's my cure for a hound who didn't
know that discipline had arrived on board here. There are more pills
from the same box if any others of you want doctoring. I guess we'll
quit this neighbourhood before that brig fellow has cured his stomach
ache, and can attend to us again."

De Soto came across the poop. "I thank you for your help," he said.
"That lesson was needed."

"Say 'sir' when you address me."

De Soto's hand slid to his belt, and he promptly found himself
looking down the barrel of Major Colt's pistol.

"I shall be very pleased to serve under you, sir."

"I thought you would be. Now see to it that you don't play any monkey
tricks, or you'll get it quick and sudden where the chicken got the
axe." Major Colt raised his voice again. "Men and officers! There's
been a new election of captain on this packet, and the officer who's
promoted gets the job because he's the best man on board. Anybody
dispute that?"

No one did. Indeed, the American's demeanour so jumped with their
fancy, that they gave him what they intended for a cheer, each pirate
of them shouting in his native mother tongue.

"Mark, I don't want to be captain of your old iniquity shop. But you
made me so frightened I just had to elect myself. I've worn a scalp so
long that I've grown to like it, and I tell you I've never before felt
it so loose as it's been since I've travelled in your undesirable
society. I just hate this pirating idea; but if it's got to be, I'm
going to have it run on sound, safe commercial lines. Fall-to at those
sweeps, you. Mr de Soto, stave every liquor cask there is on board,
and then see the decks swabbed up and holy-stoned. For the future I
wish this ship kept as clean as one of those blasted British men-o'-
war, and for that I hold you responsible."

* * * * * * *

Now a gap occurs here in the records that have been placed at my
disposal; but to a certain extent this can be bridged from hints let
drop here and there in the context. It is pretty plain that for the
moment neither of the Escape Agents saw a way to get back to the work
which Bonaparte had given them on Cabrera; and so the best was made of
the alternative. The feluccre was sailed towards the Eastern
Mediterranean, because, as Major Colt stated, all Greeks and Turks
were pirates themselves anyway, and so it was no robbery to play the
pirate amongst them. And amongst the islands of Greece she plied with
industry her nefarious trade. At the end of that time she sailed back
west for the Balearics, carefully dodging the English cruisers, which
were just then strung out across the Mediterranean for the especial
benefit of the French.

It is rather laughable to think of the means taken to induce this
crew of hopeless rapscallions to lend their services to the cause of
Emperor Bonaparte, for which no single man of them cared one jot; and
the key to the whole mystery may be given in the one word discipline.
Scattered over the face of the seas in the year 1810 were many
thousands of men who earned a precarious livelihood by following the
industry of pirating, and without exception these had all tried honest
seafaring first, and thrown it over because the smallness of the
profits and the heaviness of the discipline irked them. They thirsted
for gold easily won, for women slaves, for wild drinking bouts; and
all their brains and thews were turned to reach these ideals. Beyond
these they asked for nothing. A short life, and a wet and merry one,
was their motto. Discipline they scoffed at, and openly told their
captains that Jack was as good as his master. As for holy-stoning
decks, or keeping their vessels dandified, they would as soon have
thought of carrying a chaplain.

Enter then upon such a society, Joseph Colt, United States subject,
with ideas of his own upon tidiness and discipline, and a strong
enough personality to see to it that his theories were carried into
practice. "You're a sickening lot of swine to start upon," he informed
his crew with grim emphasis; "but my Land! I'll make you into the most
efficient pirates in the Eastern Mediterranean before I'm through with
you. You shall never throw it in my teeth that you were hanged as

Accordingly he practised them with cutlass and small arms, drilled
them at the great guns, exercised them at sail drill, landing drill,
boarding, skirmishing, scouting, in fact made them perfect in all the
maoeuvres which could possibly occur to the mind of a major of French
infantry, with an Indian training, suddenly promoted to a sea
captaincy. Between whiles he made them holystone, paint, scrub, and
polish, and he beat loiterers over the head with a brass pistol butt.
He seldom went below, still more seldom slept. He sat for the most
part on the after skylight, smoking at a long, many-jointed pipe, and
looking grim, and black, and savage. The crew feared him more than
anything on earth or sea, and hated him and their sad hard lot with a
hate that was almost pathetic.

"How long?" was the question Clarice put to him every day, and his
reply was always: "As short a time as I can make it."

Once when they had taken a prize, and she was more than usually
anxious to be gone from the horrors of her present situation, "My
Land! miss," he snapped out, "do you think I forget what I came to
Europe for? I'm tickled to think there's a marshal's bton somewhere
in store for me, and if I don't soon get to work trying for it again,
I guess Emperor Bonaparte will forget I'm in the contest."

In the meanwhile they appear to have been taking ships, easing them
of money, food, valuables, and ammunition, treating their crews and
passengers with a fine courtesy, and then letting them go little
harmed. Colt would permit no liquor to be looted, neither would he
allow his crew to go ashore at any port to spend their money in a
regulation piratical debauch. And the pirates, worn thin with hard
work, clicked their dry tongues, patted the useless gold in their
pockets, and swore that if this were piracy, then a moral life was the
life for them.

To his crew, then, in this chastened mood, Major Joseph Colt at last
made a proposal.

They all had money saved now. How would it suit them to settle down
ashore, each man as a respectable householder?

Some of them looked glum; the rest grinned; they thought they were to
be treated to a specimen of Major Colt's grisly humour.

"Beg pardon, Captain," said Trotter, "is this the South Seas you've
got in view?"


Mr Trotter passed two fingers tenderly round his neck, to hint that
the very idea made him feel the twitch of the rope.

"I can dump you down in France, and guarantee that the old record
against each of you shall be wiped clean. On terms. I know quite well
you'll be up to your old iniquities again twenty hours after you've
landed, but that's no concern of mine. As I say, I can set you ashore
free men, on terms. Question is, do you want to hear now?"

There was no doubt that they did. In spite of the new discipline,
they fairly yelled for information; and when they were told that a
free pardon could be earned by anything so ridiculously easy as
lifting a cargo of Cabrera prisoners from under the noses of Captain
Meadey and H.B.M.S. Frolic, their enthusiasm knew no bounds. Heavens!
how sick they were of being hard-driven, thirsty outlaws.

Major Colt was quick to catch their mood before the rebound. They
were lying at somebody else's anchor and cable in a bay at the back of
Zante, waiting for the passing trader. They did not trouble to weigh.
They manned halyards, and the great lateens were mastheaded. The
stolen cable was slipped and went to join its anchor on the sea floor;
and as the huge triangular sails filled and drew, that rascally crew
danced and sang from sheer light-hearted joy. Honesty fairly oozed
from them. Just outside they came upon a currant boat, romping home
light, her cargo sold, and its price in good red gold (so they told
themselves) in her cabin locker. They ran down close and wished the
scared Greeks good voyage and profitable commerce. For themselves,
they said, they had gone out of the business.

Now in their present reckless mood, the pirates (so sick were they of
sober piracy) would have attacked Captain Meadey's Frolic herself had
they been so ordered. And, indeed, Colt had no little trouble to hold
them in hand till a moonless night would give him the weather he
needed. But till that date occurred he was resolute in keeping Cabrera
out of sight, even from his mast-trucks; and so to fill in time ran to
Alcudia Bay in Majorca for wood and water.

It was here, during one of his brief snatches of sleep, that Clarice
deserted, leaving in her place a letter. His brown cheeks grew sallow
as he read it:

"DEAR JOE,--The trouble is, how are we to let those so ragged
prisoners on Cabrera know that they must stand in readiness the
instant we come for them? You could do it, or I could. But you cannot
leave your detestable ship, or, to be exact, I dare not be left on her
without you. Oh, mon cher, I am an amazing coward. So I will make my
way to the island. Remember I can swim there if the need arrives; and
when the dark nights come, and you see three camp fires in a triangle,
with the point towards the beach, that is where the passengers will be
awaiting. So come there also for your comrade--


P.S.--"Could your Miss P. C., of 2907 Pilgrim Avenue, Boston, swim
back to an island where those detestable Spaniards had threatened to
kill her already?"

Now the crew of the feluccre had little love for Major Joseph Colt,
as has already been plainly stated; indeed, he imagined them to be
mere callous brutes, who could carry no affection for anyone except
themselves; and so it came to him as somewhat of a shock to learn that
they had in a way set up the vivandire as their goddess. It seemed
she had told Trotter, who was in the boat's crew that had set her
ashore, something of the nature of her errand, and Trotter spread the
news. The crew were on fire. Sooner than Meadey or the Spaniards, yes,
or the beastly French prisoners should so much as hurt the little
finger of Mademoiselle Clarice, they were ready to cut the throats of
every living soul in the Mediterranean.

In fact their mood jumped with his most intimate desires; but still
there was need for patience till the time came. However willing the
feluccre's desperate crew might be, Colt knew quite well they were no
match for the hateful Frolic.

But time and the moon move on at their own pace. The date arrived as
set forth in the calendar. The feluccre moved out of harbour. Night
came away moonless, starless, and blessedly thick with a drizzle of
rain. Major Colt ran his vessel down the Majorcan coast, and into the
strait between it and Cabrera. Three tiny crumbs of light threw him
the longed-for signal.

He ran in towards the Cabreran rocks, and cast off two fisher boats
he had in tow. They rowed off softly into the wet darkness and faded
out of sight. He dared show no light, not even the glow of a pipe to
guide them back, and he stared after them into the gloom, and was torn
with the most heavy anxiety; but in an hour's time they returned to
him, full of shaggy, half-naked men, who had once been conquering
French soldiers.

There was no Clarice with them.

Again they went off, and again returned. It was not till the third
boat load came off that she rejoined.

The feluccre had been lying with stripped masts in the trough, so as
not to court inspection; but now word was passed, and the great
lateens soared aloft with eager speed. The boats were cast adrift. The
feluccre sprang out on her race for France and the Eagles.

The vivandire came up to Major Colt on the poop.

"Come aboard, Captain," she said, saluting.

"I saw you. I couldn't come down to the gangway to meet you. I am a
little upset." He gripped her hand and looked down at her with
something in his black eye that made her thrill.

But she took his mood lightly as usual.

"Dear Mary! Major Colt, but I thought you were going to kiss me!"

He sighed heavily. "I fear it would not be right to go so far as
that. You see, my comrade, I am an engaged man."

Trotter came up to them grinning, and saluting: "This crew wishes to
say, miss, how very happy they are to see you safe and sound amongst
them once more. Captain, you'll make a good story out of this for that
young lady in Boston. I'll send the crew's account of it myself if you
like." He saluted again and went forward.

"You've no idea, miss," said Colt gloomily, "how little things do get
distorted as they drift across the Western Ocean, even when you feel
sure they're just a private matter of your own. We are taking back to
the Emperor one hundred and three of his soldiers, and of our forty-
seven scoundrels on the feluccre, when they have had their spree, I
daresay as many as forty will be glad enough to enlist. It would look
very pleasant printed in a history book, with one's name tacked on;
but I guess, miss, we'll have to suppress it."


"NAME OF MAHOMET!" swore Sergeant Colorado, "but I thought you had
sent Arcole over the Boundary Line. Your fingers can grip like a
crab's claw, my Major."

"It isn't the first time I've squeezed the wind out of a man," said
Colt. "It's an old redskin trick. If you keep the little finger of
each hand pressing tightly on the patient's carotids you can tell the
exact moment when those cease to throb, and if you let them go then,
five times out of six he comes round again little the worse. There,
look at him, he's beginning to wriggle already. Mr Arcole will get up
and walk away in ten minutes from now, and in an hour's time will be
plotting another burglary."

"Well," said the bottle-nosed sous-officier, "it's your own affair,
of course, Major, but, to my thinking, you would have been better
advised either to have left Arcole alone, or to have squeezed harder.
We make very few inquiries about a corpse here in this undesirable
Cabrera, but latterly we have grown very law-abiding over matters of
assault and battery."

"In the name of Fortune, why?"

"Because, I suppose, it gives those we have set up as our rulers
something to whet their rulership upon, and so justify their
existence. Oh, I tell you, my Major, we were sick to the teeth of
anarchy here, and now, naturally, we have run to the other extreme,
and govern down to the way a man may draw his breath. Why, I could
believe it, if one offered me the statistics that in no State on earth
are there more laws per head of population than there are here spread
out amongst us wretched prisoners of Cabrera."

Major Colt scratched thoughtfully at his blue-black chin, and then
pulled out and screwed together the parts of a long pipe. He sighed as
he put it to his mouth, and pulled in tobacco-scented air through the
empty bowl. "I don't know how many have escaped by their own
arrangements?" he said at length.

"Not a score," Sergeant Colorado assured him, "beyond the 350 that
you and Mademoiselle Clarice personally conducted back to the Eagles."

"The prisoners seem woefully thinned since I first visited Cabrera."

"Never army had the knack of dwindling like ours, Major. Here is our
history packed small. When the accursed Dupont surrendered, 12,400 men
laid down their arms under promise that they should have safe conduct
to France. The beastly Spaniards lied, and broke the treaty forthwith,
and clapped us in foul hulks. At first we were unpleasantly crowded,
but, when some 6000 had died off, the rest of us had more room. Well,
then for a health trip, they sent us here to Cabrera, but, as they
never fed us much, and some weeks forgot to feed us at all, some of us
recruited so slowly that we lost heart and died in the process."

"Disease came, too! then, of course, being French soldiers, and out
of employ, we must needs keep our hands in with a little fencing, and
more died of that; but it has been King Famine who has hit us hardest.
Why, one week, sir, last April, when the beastly Spanish meat
contractor over there at Palma in Majorca, forebore to send his
provision boat at all, there were no fewer than 300 brave boys who
turned up their toes within ten days, and the rest of us were very
near put to making a dinner off their---"

"Tut!" said Colt, "you need not repeat to me all these horrors that I
know quite well for myself. The thievish Arcole you will note is
sitting up now, and if I can read his ugly eyes correctly he would
give about all he will ever possess in this world for the opportunity
of murdering me painfully and slowly. Do the Spaniards supply you with
a food ration only? Do they never give you clothes?"

"Behold me, Major, clad in a shirt and my sins, If it had not been
for a wreck and one who came ashore on the rocks here, with no further
use for it, I should not even have the shirt. As for the breeches and
a coat, I have forgotten their feel----Ah, Monsieur Arcole, you get
up, and you totter away, and you shake your fist at the Major here. I
give you my advice that you fall and break your neck en route for
where you are going. It will save you further trouble. No, Major, the
Spaniards give us no clothes, no doctors, no shelter. They present us
only with a very meagre ration of food, and a very full ration of
curses whenever they meet us. Why there is a captain of a small packet
in Majorca there, who is making a fortune by bringing out the young
bucks and the seoritas of the Palma gutters for a day's trip to this
infernal isle, where they take their refreshment in cursing Spain's

"Then the more quickly I arrange to take the best of you back to
France the better. Now, Sergeant, I'm dead tired. If I could have kept
an eye open that scoundrel would not have stolen the last fill of
tobacco I've got out of my very pipe, and been able to swallow it
before I could choke it out of him. So I'll trouble you for that
corner you offered me in your hut."

The ragged bottle-nosed man saluted, and led the way up from the
cluster of shore rocks where Colt had first found harbourage.

A shrill breeze blew over the roof of the isle, and the naked, half-
starved men crouched in their miserable burrows and shelters. Major
Joseph Colt was lean at the best of times, and after his recent hard
spell carried even less flesh than usual; but he looked aldermanic to
a Cabreran eye; and many a shaggy, hungry prisoner shook a knot of
birdlike talons at him, and reviled him out of sheer envy as he and
Sergeant Colorado made their way along the rutted paths which the bare
feet had worn so deep.

At last they came to the spot, and with the air of one who was
conscious of having carried a musket in Egypt, and hobnobbed with
marshals of France, Sergeant Colorado waved the hand of hospitality.

"I welcome you to our quarters, Major, in the name of my five
comrades and myself."

"You and them, six, and me seven! My Land! I've see what we call
crowded dwellings out in the West. I've seen five Ojibbway braves
tucked into a teepee double that size, and you could have dug out the
air with a spade next morning. You don't mean to tell me you think
seven of us can cram into that shack!"

"Our original complement was ten. There were ten of us who strained
our muscles to claw down fir branches, and tear up rock, and steal
rushes one by one to build and thatch that maisonnette, my Major, and
four of us kindly died, and left more space for their betters.
Crowded, did you say? Name of Mahomet! We think it as spacious as a
Bey's palace in Cairo! I'll ask you to notice also that a squad of the
accursed Spanish carabinieros are just showing their detestable cocked
hats over the hill yonder, and you are too fat and too spruce for a
Cabreran prisoner."

Major Colt dropped to his knees, and crawled in through the hut's
doorway, and coughed and spat as he bit the atmosphere inside.

"I bid you good-day, my children," he said pleasantly. "I never knew
what the inside of a parrot-cage smelt like before."

The shaggy savages cursed him.

"What's that? Well, there's no room to stand, but--on your knees--

The ring of the sharp, crisp voice lit old embers of discipline. On
their knees they shuffled into line; their backs straightened; they
thrust out their bony chests, and with heads preened up against the
rafters, and hands clasped tight to their sides, they awaited an
officer's command.

"Good. When the pinch comes, I see that you have not forgotten what
Emperor Bonaparte had taught you. Sergeant Colorado drill this

The bottle-nosed Sergeant crawled into the squalid hovel, and
straightened up knee high.

"'Tention!" he rasped, and so on, for the rest of the manual.

"Stand at ease!" Colt ordered, when the men had worked themselves up
to a fine sweat of heat and enthusiasm. "You are of the class that
Emperor Bonaparte bid me give this message to: 'My children,' he said,
'come back to the Eagles. I and France have need of you.' Hitherto
there have been some small difficulties about ferriage; but my partner
in this matter, Miss Clarice de la Plage, has a ship which will lie
off a certain point of Majorca, when the nights are sufficiently dark,
and I came on here as agent in advance to bid certain picked men have
their portmanteaux packed ready for embarkation. See!"

They grinned appreciatively at that word portmanteaux.

"With one exception, I nominate all of you here for seats in the next
boat. Sergeant Colorado."

The bottle-nosed man slapped his bare heels together, and drew up
stiffly to attention--till, be it understood, upon his knees.


"You are the exception. I do not consider it fit that you should
leave Cabrera and go back to the Emperor's service in Europe."

Sergeant Colorado looked murder, but discipline held strong. He
saluted in silence.

"Because you are far more valuable to the Emperor here in Cabrera as
local representative of his Escape Agents."

Sergeant Colorado's great nose and his mottled face fairly glowed
with pleasure. The starvation, the wretchedness, the unspeakable
squalor he would have to put up with went for nothing; one word of
commendation from the Great Emperor, be it never so indirect,
counteracted all this.

But here an interruption stepped rudely in upon the proceedings. Men,
marching up barefoot, had surrounded the hovel noiselessly, and one of
them, with military curtness, called for Joseph Colt.

That officer bent down, and peered under the two-foot doorway. "My
Land!" he said, "what's this? A prehistoric survival?"

Sergeant Colorado stooped down and peered beside him, and then
laughed. "Behold, my Major, the Brigade of Household Guards set up by
messieurs our rulers. As the Spaniards and that accursed Meadey see to
it that there is no iron in our arsenal in Cabrera, you observe that
our armourers lash a lump of rock on to a club's end, and so make a
tolerable battle mace, or they burn and sharpen the point of a tree
branch, and provide you with an excellent pike."

"If you men do not deliver up Joseph Colt within the next three
seconds I will have the hut pulled down about your ears in the name of
the Committee of Public Safety."

The American shot out like a rabbit from a burrow. "Who spoke?" he

"I did," said the giant with a stone axe.

"Then what in hell do you mean by addressing your officer
disrespectfully? I am Major Colt."

The giant eyed him doubtfully for a moment, and was apparently
impressed by the grim dark face. He swung his stone axe to the
vertical till the hilt was level with his chin, after the fashion of a
swordsman saluting. "I ask pardon for the omission, my Major. The name
was given me without the title. But my orders from the Committee of
Public Safety were distinct, and I arrest you all the same."

"Very well," said Colt, who saw no way of resisting it, "I submit to
that arrest; and now, perhaps, you will be courteous enough to tell me
the charge."

"The charge was not mentioned in my instructions," said the giant,
and then, as his men had closed up, presumably in obedience to a
previous order, "Seize the prisoner!" he called out. And presently,
when the scuffle had ended in the only way a scuffle can end when one
man is in the grip of ten, "Search the prisoner," he added as a
further command.

"I was told, Major," he explained, when two small pistols and a
murderous-looking American knife made from a file were handed to him,
"I was told, my Major, that you were a pretty desperate fellow, and
took my precautions to prevent a brawl. The Committee of Public Safety
have set their faces dead against brawling. For the Htel de Ville,
quick march."

The town hall, when they arrived at it, was nothing more or less than
a disused quarry, and, as it happened, the Committee of Public Safety
was in session. The quarry had yielded that soft white building stone
which once had been exported to Palma, and its sides ran up in
irregular steps. The nine members of the Committee sat on a ledge that
raised them some five feet above the floor of the court.

Facing them, and above the further lip of the quarry, there stood a
solitary red pine, stripped of all its branches save two, which jutted
out at right angels to the parent stem. On this cross a naked man
writhed, and for the moment even Major Colt's Indian stoicism was
upset, and he winced with the idea that he was looking upon a
crucifixion. But presently it was borne in upon him that the man was
merely tied to the tree to grill and blister in the outrageous sun,
and though the penalty was savage, for anything he knew it might be
justified by the crime, and from his experience, both in America and
in the French wars, he knew that discipline at times has to be
maintained by enforcing strange punishments.

Another trial was just being concluded as he came up. The poor wretch
had been accused of the heinous crime of stealing rations. The
evidence against him had apparently been conclusive.

The President of the Committee was a tall, half-naked man, shaggy,
with clots and streamers of chestnut hair. He turned to the prisoner
and inquired laconically. "Any defence?"

"I was mad with famine."

"So would be the man you stole from, after his week's ration was
gone. Any further defence?"


"Take that one away, and hang him. Call the next case."

"Joseph Colt!" called out the Clerk of Arraigns, "to answer a charge
of assault and battery. Accuser, Arcole. The prisoner Colt is here,
messieurs, but I cannot see the accuser." He called again, "Arcole!"

From above the upper edge of the quarry came a husky voice, which
said: "I withdraw the charge."

"It is for the Committee of Public Safety," said the red President,
"to decide if a charge once made may be withdrawn. Is that Arcole?"


"You should know the course of procedure. Come down and take your
stand on the witness stone."

The man did so slowly, reluctantly. His eyes kept swivelling from the
wretch who writhed against the pine tree, like an impaled worm, to the
other poor creature who was being made ready for his hanging. Arcole's
knees gibbered under him as he took his stand upon the crumbly white

"The accusation originally stood," said the red President, "that this
Joseph Colt held your throat till you were within an inch of death?"

"Yes, citizen," said Arcole huskily.

"You do not wish to say, now, that you came here to the Committee of
Public Safety and lied about this matter?"

"No, citizen."

"But still I understand you wish to withdraw the charge?"

"Yes, citizen."

"Any reason?"

The man's huskiness nearly choked him. At last, after a dozen
efforts, he managed to croak out, "N--no, no special reason, citizen."

"You admit that the man brawled, and then you add your wish to
withdraw your evidence against him 'for no special reason.' You know,
of course, full well, that this Committee have determined to stamp out
brawling amongst the citizens of Cabrera?"

"I'm in a very difficult position, citizen," Arcole wheezed out.

"Ah," pounced the red man, "now we may get to it. Will you tell me
freely and truly why this man Colt should have seen fit to half-
strangle you, or shall we get that interesting piece of evidence from
another source?"

"I am not here on my own defence, citizen."

"Many a man," snapped the red President, "who has come in front of
this Committee, parading his honesty, has turned out to be a rogue
before I was through with him." He thrust out a long sunburnt finger
almost into the witness's face. "You stole from this Colt, is that not
so, and he punished you?"

"Quite so, Corporal Garnier," Colt himself cut in. "The man was
punished once by me, and therefore needs no further attention. I am
quite competent to personally correct the morals of those who offend
me, as you yourself will recollect. So in common equity you should
dismiss the case."

The eyes of the Committee of Public Safety swung round upon the
prisoner, and those of their chestnut-locked President glinted

"The penalty for using a ci-devant military title here is, at its
lightest, that." The President pointed to the pine tree where the
naked man writhed under the scalding sunshine. "We stop hardened
offenders more effectively. I am Citizen Garnier, and if you address
me so, and with the respect due to one who has been elected their
chief magistrate by all the other citizens of Cabrera, I shall
presently be pleased to hear you. In the meanwhile I have not yet
finished with Arcole."

Now, being a man of quick passions, Major Colt had it in him to have
retorted promptly and with sharpness. But, with an effort, he withheld
retort. It would be sheer folly to lose sight of the main object of
his errand to the isle (which incidentally was wrapped up with his own
personal advancement) for the mere sake of asserting his superior rank
over one who had once been his underling. Besides, nothing, he
conceived, of these small differences on Cabrera could find a place in
that "Conduct of the Continental Wars" which Miss Collier of Boston
was so diligently compiling from his notes; and it was in those
permanent pages that he really wished to shine, not amongst these
obscene prisoners. So he closed his mouth till it appeared as a mere
straight line across his sallow face, and Citizen Garnier drew away
his stare, and fixed it once more on Arcole.

"They are using the rope belonging to this Committee on another thief
at present, but if you do not tell me exactly what you stole from Colt
I will have you strung up as soon as the rope is free."

"Citizen, you couldn't do that! It would be murder, sheer murder! The
man dozed, and his pipe hung loose from his lips. There were scarcely
a dozen shreds of tobacco in it unsmoked, and, citizen, I craved so
much for tobacco that I must have lost my senses, for presently I
found myself chewing them. Moreover, although the man appears to be an
American in the French service, I heard him speak an English word--the
only English word I know--when he stubbed his foot, and so I judged
him by that and by his good clothes to be one come ashore from the
British guard-brig. Surely, citizen, it is no crime to steal from a

The red President turned to Colt. "Are you British?"

"My Land, no! I'd ram the teeth down the throat of any liar who
suggested I was one."

"I don't see how I can avoid hanging you, Arcole," said the

"Citizen, I ask you to remember that first it was a mistake, and
second I have had punishment already. He has made me feel death once
to-day. And I have my lesson to carry along with me; my throat will
never be what it was before he clinched it with his great iron
fingers. For God's sake, citizen, do not hang me after all he has made
me suffer."

"I am here," said the shaggy red President, "to weigh out exact
justice, and that is what you will have." He pointed to the tree where
the naked man had ceased his writhing, and now hung limp and flaccid.
"You shall not wear the rope round your neck this time, but when that
tree is vacant at sundown you shall be tied there for the next twenty-
four hours to let your new ideas of honesty burn well in. Stand down
from the witness stone. Joseph Colt, by the sumptuary laws of Cabrera,
no man may dress better than the President of the Committee of Public
Safety. To do so is considered an insult to the chief magistrate
elected by all the citizens of Cabrera. You are, therefore, directed
to give up your coat, breeches, and boots. As a special act of
leniency you may keep your shirt, although its fineness and clarity
very nearly mark that out also for confiscation."

Now Major Colt knew when he was in a tight place. He knew that at the
least show of resistance on his part (and the red Corporal Garnier
obviously looked for it), his clothes would be stripped from him
violently, and other indignities would be heaped upon his person. He
was only one to a multitude, and would be helpless in face of numbers.
Very possibly he might be hanged. But he knew also Garnier's soft
place, and he aimed his words for it ruthlessly.

"You may have the clothes if you will take them from me yourself. But
I wish to remind you of something else. You say military titles are
abolished here in Cabrera. But once when they were in being, and you
were Corporal Garnier, and I was Major, we met, if you will recollect,
before Saragossa. It was the day before we stormed it, and I beat you
over the head with my scabbard in the trenches there, and called you a
coward. You could not challenge me then, because of my rank, which I
would not waive. But here on Cabrera it is different. Ranks, you say,
are gone, so, if you still want satisfaction, send your seconds."

The President threw back his chestnut head. "Our ranks, it appears to
me, have been inverted; you here are a nobody, I am what you see; but
I will not stand on that. The work of this Committee is over for the
day." He stood up, and stepped down to the floor of the quarry. "I am
a private individual now, and as such can attend to mine own private
honour. Go to your hut, citizen, and appoint your seconds. My seconds
will wait upon them there within an hour from this."

"I just hate to think of killing Corporal Garnier," said Colt to
Sergeant Colorado, as the pair of them trudged back together over the
roof of the island, "but I don't see any help for it. If only I could
get him clear of this accursed island he would serve the Eagles again

"But, my Major, you say the man is a coward. The Emperor has no use
for those."

Colt laughed grimly. "I do not say anything of the sort to you. It is
quite true I called him a coward in those trenches before Saragossa,
because that was the hatefullest thing I could say to him at the
moment. As a point of fact, the man's sergeant had been detailed to
lead a section of the storming party, and Garnier picked a quarrel
with him and ran him through, so that he might have the honour of
leading a forlorn hope himself. That's the sort of coward Corporal
Garnier is: frightened to death of being anything but first."

"He's made himself first citizen on Cabrera here, that's a fact, and
if you don't know it, I may tell you he's got his position chiefly
through duelling. He's been out twenty times, at the very least, and
always pinked his man. We're alone now, my Major. Before we join the
others, perhaps there is some message you'd like to leave for your
fiance--in case of accidents."

"There will be no accident to me," said Colt sharply. "I've too much
to do on ahead to spare time for being hurt or killed by Corporal
Garnier. Besides, Sergeant, it is vastly improbable that you will ever
see my fiance."

"Your pardon, my Major, but if you are scratched, the lady will come
into the island as fast as wings can bring her. Name of Mahomet! but I
know the sex!"

"You do not know Miss Collier, of 207 Pilgrim Avenue, Boston. Not all
the men or all the books that Europe holds would tempt her to leave
Massachusetts. Indeed, she has told me as much herself."

The bottle-nosed Sergeant was shaken by an inward spasm, and was
forced to turn his back on Major Colt till the emotion was past. But
presently: "There is the little vivandire, Mademoiselle Clarice, my
Major, that is associated with you in this Escape-Agency business. Now
I do not know what your arrangements are with her, but if by chance
you should be scratched, I warrant she will come over here with her
cool hand, and her lint, and her cup of brandy, in spite of all their

"You will kindly leave Miss Clarice's name alone."

"Well, Major," said Sergeant Colorado doggedly, "I once had that cool
small hand pressed to my own gross head, when a Croat hussar got home
here above the eye with his sabre, before I could disengage my bayonet
from his covering file. You say you are engaged to Miss Collier, and
therefore you cannot love Mademoiselle Clarice; but as far as a rough
old fellow such as I respectfully may, I love her from the tip of her
spur to the tricolour on her forage cap, and if there's any message,
civil or more than civil, which it would give her pleasure to get, I
am a man that would stick at nothing to see it reached her."

But to this offer Major Colt gave no reply whatever, and the pair
walked the rest of the way to the tiny hutch in grim silence.

"You will kindly act as one of my seconds, Sergeant," said Colt, when
he had sat down on the fir branches that made his bedplace, "and I
shall be pleased if you will pick out the best drill amongst this
squad here as the other. What is the choice of weapons?"

"There is small enough choice. We used spears till recently, Major.
We had a pair of scissors on the island, and for an affair of honour
the blades were taken apart and lashed to sticks, and there you were.
But last week some clumsy boor made a foul stroke. He hit his friend's
thigh-bone, and the blade broke off midway. So we have now on the
island only one scissor-blade left, and that certainly will not arm
two men. How would a stone axe meet your fancy?"

"Finely. I won out of a fight once at Smoked Bear's villages entirely
through my tomahawk play."

"Speaking as an old soldier, a stone axe is not what I should call a
neat tool, Major; but you've a fine reach and an unexpected lot of
strength, and I dare say you could put in some very effective work
with it. Only look out for ci-devant Corporal Garnier. If Garnier
proposes stone axes, it's all France to a toe-nail that he's been
practising stone-axe fence every day for this month past."

"That's all right," said Major Colt easily. "I don't want to whip a
man without giving him a show for his money. But over the arrangement
of all those preliminaries I give you an entirely free hand. There's
only one thing on which I want you to insist: I must have three
minute's private talk with Corporal Garner before there's any fight at

Sergeant Colorado sprang up to his knees under the low roof in
violent protest. "But the thing's unheard of. Once an affair of honour
has been placed in the hands of seconds, it is dead against the code
for the principals to meet again except across the point of their

"I know that as well as you do," said the American coldly. "But in
this instance I wish to have the code re-arranged to suit my personal
convenience. I look to you to see this done, Sergeant, and for the
present I am going to put in that spell of sleep that I told you this
morning was then overdue by forty-eight hours. You may wake me when
the time has come for the meeting."

Now though the bottle-nosed Sergeant was a great stickler for all the
niceties of the code of honour as learned in the Napoleonic armies,
and imported for use amongst the prisoners of Cabrera, he was very
deeply impressed with the need of carrying out the exact orders of
that very forceful person, Major Joseph Colt. He convinced his own co-
second over the matter, which was no easy job, and together they
convinced the seconds of Corporal Garnier, which was so difficult a
task that it led to the threat of a further series of duels before the
unheard-of point was finally conceded. It came as rather a surprise to
them all that when the proposal was put to Garnier he made no demur at
all, and so forthwith Colt was aroused from his slumber.

The American walked up over the rocks to a niggardly ilex-wood that
was indicated to him, and there found the President of the Committee
of Public Safety in waiting. Major Colt saluted as he came up, and
extracted an instinctive salute from the other. Then he sat himself on
a fallen trunk, and looked up at the Corporal.

"Corporal Garnier, I have see you fight, and you have seen me, and
there is no question that either of us will shirk a scrimmage if we
think it necessary."

The red President laughed grimly. "I had the honour to follow when
you led the storming party at Ciudad Real. You got your majority over
that, and I got nothing, which I thought then, and still think,
grossly unfair. But I do not question your courage, nor do I think you
question mine."

"No, you saved my life at Ciudad Real, and I tried hard to get you a
commission. You know why the general would not forward my
recommendation. Now I do not wish to kill you here, and you could not
kill me if you tried."

"I might. There is chance in these things."

"There is not. I have work to do on ahead. I could not afford to be
killed. And therefore I should see to it, at whatever cost, that I
stayed alive. Now, Corporal Garnier, you wanted that commission badly
before Ciudad Real, and I presume you still would snap at it if it was
offered. Well, I am here to hold it ready for your taking. I am open,
moreover, to promise you that Emperor Bonaparte, when he gets my
report, will forget that old black-list mark, and thank you
personally--personally, mind--for what you have done amongst the
prisoners on this infernal island; and presently, when there is a
battle fought, and promotions are next distributed, you shall have
your company."

"A captaincy? Is that all you can offer me?"

"It should be enough. Man, think! Imagine yourself a trim smart
company commander in a regiment of the French Line. I wish you could
see yourself now."

"I am a scarecrow, you mean? Granted. But I am first citizen--and let
me tell you that means king--of 5000 other scarecrows; and I'd rather
be that than second-in-command of a French brigade."

Major Colt rubbed vexedly at his blue-black chin. "I see your point,
and I can guess what you are going to say next. I'm afraid I shall
have to kill you."

"Or I you. You see, Major, I know you are here in Cabrera as an
Escape Agent. You are proposing to take away my subjects from this
Government piecemeal; and that, if I live, shall not be permitted.
Man, think! I am getting them under a firm discipline; it has taken
many severities to do this, but presently I shall have 5000 hard,
desperate men under my sole command. What next, you ask? Well, this
war may end, or we may enlarge ourselves by force. Five thousand men
have a big momentum if they act sufficiently together. We can offer
ourselves to the highest bidder as a Free Company. His Holiness the
Pope, for instance, would snap at us if the price was not too dear. Or
we might seize one of the smaller States, and set up a Government of
our own. Oh, I tell you, Major, there are infinite possibilities in an
army of 5000 hard-trained soldiers."

"But you are helpless with naked hands."

Corporal Garnier nodded to where H.B.M. guard-brig Frolic buttocked
trimly over the swells "I have plans to take her. I have further plans
to take the Spanish guard-boats. There will be our weapons."

Major Colt shook his grim head. "For every hundred times you might
catch a weasel asleep, you'd not find Captain J.B. Meadey dozing once.
I know that blighter. The Spaniards I'll give you; I've captured one
of their galleys myself, as you know; but if you'll take the cinch
from me, leave Meadey and the Frolic alone. He'd be a tough contract
for even Americans to handle, and I tell you he's far above the weight
of anyone bred in Europe. Well, Corporal Garnier, there's a marshal's
bton in store for me; and although I've made you a fair sporting
offer, I take it you're going to persist in interfering with my
business in Cabrera, and that means getting in the way of my
promotion." He stood up on his feet and stretched. "I'm very sorry to
have to kill you, but that's what's going to happen next. We'd better
whistle up the seconds and get to work."

"There's just one other point," Garnier persisted. "You have a
partner in this Escape-Agency business?"

"Yes," said Colt shortly. "Emperor Bonaparte named Miss Clarice de la
Plage and me partners over this matter."

"And being, as I understand, affianced to another lady---"

"To a Miss Patience Collier, of Boston, Massachusetts, whom you are
never likely to meet."

"Precisely. You cannot, therefore, have more than a business interest
or a friendly interest in Mademoiselle Clarice. Now I have. In short,
Major, I love her."

"That will be news to Miss Clarice."

"Not at all. She knew of my affection in Spain. I told her of it
again here in Cabrera."

"Miss Clarice is engaged to marry a Monsieur le Brun. She has told me
as much."

"Le Sage, I believe the name is. But that does not matter. If you
will use your undoubted interest with her, to induce her to marry me,
I on my part will rejoin the Eagles, with or without a commission, so
soon as ever you can ferry me across to France."

"I shouldn't dream of trying to influence Miss Clarice over such a
matter," Colt snapped. "You're wasting my time, Corporal Garnier.
Whistle up those seconds, and let's get to work." me, monsieur and
mademoiselle, that Egypt you visit first.

* * * * * * *

The duel took place, by the second's arrangements, in a small
circular quarry, a regular cock-pit of a place, fringed round by
scanty evergreen oaks. The one way down to this delectable spot was by
notches cut in one of the walls, which took some nimble climbing. One
rather shuddered to think of the pain to which a wounded man would be
put when, after a tedious fight below, he was dragged once more to
upper earth with the island's one and only rope. The weapons, as
Sergeant Colorado had forecasted, were stone axes, such as might have
been wielded by warriors in the Cave days.

Major Joseph Colt stripped to shirt and breeches, and climbed down
the dusty white stone ladder. He spat on his hands and hefted the
clumsy weapon till he learned the balance of it, and then he cast his
eye rapidly over the floor of the quarry to memorise the position of
the boulders with which it was littered. A stumble would very probably
be fatal, once they were hotly engaged, and Major Colt was firmly
determined to avoid fatalities--at anyrate to himself. Garnier watched
all this preparation with his weapon at rest. Corporal Garnier was
evidently well acquainted both with his axe and with the battle-

But presently Corporal Garnier was presented with a surprise. The
seconds lay down on their bellies round the lip of the quarry above,
and Sergeant Colorado gave the word to engage. Major Joseph Colt split
the air with a yell--the savage Mohawk yell with which he had lived in
intimate neighbourhood for most of his life--and he sprung for the
Frenchman with a wild ferocity.

Garnier considered himself a master of his weapon; had trained
himself with tedious diligence to its use; but to this barbaric lack
of science, he knew no parry. So he gave ground skilfully, and hoped
to tire Major Colt into more seemly fighting.

Twice round the circuit of the quarry they circled in this way,
feinting, stumbling, sparring; and then Garnier leapt back a dozen
feet, and grounded his axe. "A truce!" he gasped out. "We are
betrayed! There's Ice-Cream Cabott!"

Colt looked up. On the brink of the quarry, with hands behind his
back, was the first lieutenant of H.B.M.S. Frolic, of his old and
painful acquaintance. He was a stiff, starched, pig-tailed British
officer, with a finely faded uniform, and a brick-red face; and Colt,
who expected insults and arrest, was amazed to hear him thaw into an
unexpected civility.

"Go on, you beggars," said Lieutenant Cabott. "Damme, d'ye think I'd
stop a fight?"

He dived into his fob, produced a copper box, and from it took snuff
with vigour. "Damme, I'm an Englishman, and that means I'm a
sportsman. Come now, who'll back Carrots? I'll lay five guineas to
three the Black-muzzled One taps his claret next round. Oh, beg
pardon; I forgot, you've no currency on this beastly island." He
reached up and unhooked his faded epaulettes and thrust them into his
pockets. "If it's any comfort to ye to know, we'll make it that I'm
here unofficially. Now go ahead. Drop the handkerchief, you Pug-Nose
there. D'ye use snuff, Puggy? Try my rapparee."

Again the murderous axes whirled, and again the duel blazed into
vicious life. Garnier slashed, and his edge tore the shirt from Major
Colt's left shoulder, but did not even graze the skin. But the
American's blade never hit anything but air; Garnier dodged like an
eel whenever he saw it approach. Round and round the quarry they
circled, between and over the tumbled blocks, and the English
lieutenant's prize-ring comments from above scalded Major Colt's
nerves like boiling pitch whenever they fell.

And then came the end. Garner feinted again, and Colt gave a sudden
quarter-arm swing with his axe. The axe-head nicked the thongs which
lashed the Frenchman's axe-head to its handle, and it flung limply to
the dusty floor of the quarry. Garnier lost his balance, tried
desperately to recover himself, stumbled again, and sprawled down on
all fours.

Major Colt stooped down. "I think," he said gently, "that a company
command in Europe is better suited to a man of your talents than an
uncertain savage life like this."

"You are very generous, Major. And about Mademoiselle Clarice?"

"I forget that you ever mentioned her. So long as I continue to
forget, there's nothing broke over that."

From above came the loud harsh voice of Lieutenant Cabott, speaking
in fluent, grammatical, vilely accented French, after the fashion set
by His Grace, the Iron Duke. "I've very bad eyesight, Sergeant, when I
haven't my epaulettes bent, but we've news that a black-whiskered
fellow that was entered on the Frolic once is adrift on this island.
Of course he's a deserter, and if we catch him he'll have his back
finely scored up with the cat. Captain Meadey's great on discipline;
he'll give him twelve dozen at the least. It's him I'm ashore after,
and I'm bound to find him, too, if he stays here long enough. In fact,
my orders are to go through the prisoners here with a fine-toothed
comb till he's dredged out!"

"Very good, sir," said Sergeant Colorado. "I believe you'll find your
man down by the landing-place, and having his hair curled by the new

"I thank you. Here, take another pinch of rapparee for your
information." Lieutenant Cabott stared down into the quarry, a yard
and a half past Major Colt's head. "I hate Americans in the bulk, but
that black-whiskered fellow seemed to have points about him."

Major Colt hated the British, too, with a fierce enthusiasm, but he
could respect a courteous enemy. He saluted Cabott with his stone axe.
Lieutenant Cabott saluted space, turned on his heel, and marched
sharply away.

Colt stretched out a hand and helped Garnier to his feet. "There," he
said, "a drink of water, and a cold bandage on your forehead, where
you bumped it in falling, and you'll be as well as ever you were. Now
that Englishman behaved well. But I don't want to strain his
generosity. We must pull out of Cabrera this very night."

"But how will Mademoiselle--I mean how will your fellow Escape Agent
know that this is the night you want the boat?"

"There is no boat. But I have brought with me a pack of bullock's
bladders, and to each man who goes back this time to Emperor
Bonaparte's service, there will be dealt out two, which he is to blow
up and tie beneath his armpits to give him buoyancy in the water. With
the help of these bladders we swim across to Majorca there; with the
help of our wits we live upon Majorca, whilst we make night marches
across that island to the Puig Major on the other side. From the top
of that mountain we can look into the Port of Soller down below, and
when we see a certain English milady's yacht run into Soller port we
go down and join her. That is all."

"And the English milady is Mademoiselle--is your fellow Escape

"It is probable."

"Ah, well, I always said she was as admirable as an actress, as in
all other ways, though it was the Emperor himself who drove her off
the stage. Good, Major, I will be there at the hour to receive my two

But when it came to the moment of embarkation, no Corporal Garnier
groped his way to those dark rocks on the northern shore of this isle
which had been appointed as a rendezvous. Three times Colt counted the
heads of those who crouched amongst the boulders, and still only
twenty-nine were present. The thirtieth, who had been proved to be
Corporal Garnier, still remained absent, and the American was on the
point of ordering a start without him, when the gloom was parted by
the arrival of Sergeant Colorado.

Colt examined him narrowly. The man lurched in his walk, and if drink
had been procurable in Cabrera, the cause would have leaped to the
imagination in a moment. But on water, which was the only Cabreran
beverage, no man could by over-indulgence grow unsteady on his legs;
and so Major Colt inspected more closely.

"You are wounded, Sergeant. Why, your arm is in a sling, and your
shirt is sodden with blood. Yes, and you are limping in your right

"Mere scratches, my Major. I come to bid you bon voyage."

"Well, we were just on the point of sailing. We could not wait for
Corporal Garnier any longer. By the way, where's Garnier?"

"He's wounded."

"Curious. May I ask what wounded you?"

"Impaled my arm on a sharpened stake, Major."

"Garnier suffered from the same complaint?"

"I believe he did. The stakes were fire-hardened at the tips, and
went in grandly. He prefers to stay where he is for a bit. Thinks the
crossing would be too much for him to-night."

"Were these more affairs of honour?"

"I suppose you might say they were."

"And were you holding the other end of the stake on which Corporal
Garnier impaled himself?"

Sergeant Colorado scratched his matted head with his sound hand, and
looked preternaturally stupid. "I suppose I must have been holding

"Like to tell me your reasons for having the blamed impudence to
upset a part of my plans?"

Sergeant Colorado drew himself up and saluted. "Yes, Major. The beast
told me he should marry Mademoiselle Clarice in spite of everybody's

"My Land!---"

"Yes, Major, I know what you are going to say. You are going to tell
me again that the lady is nothing to you, and you could not interfere.
But she is all the world to me. I love her as much as a woman may be
loved. I have no hopes beyond being permitted to respectfully love
her. Name of Mahomet! I would as soon see her marry the devil as marry
an old fellow like me. When she does marry, it shall be to a
commissioned officer, who may one day carry a marshal's bton, and not
to a non-commissioned lump of incompetent conceit like Garnier. Major
Colt, I bid you good-night and good voyage. By the time you return, I
will have a fine batch of further recruits ready for you."

Now about the voyage under that escort of bullock's bladders across
the strait between Cabrera and the greater island, much might be
written; and concerning the land journey across Majorca, a portly
volume might be added. But other adventures crowd in for the telling,
and there is no space here to narrate even how they lived on the
Mallorquin country-side for a whole ten days, without once seeing so
much as the green cotton gloves of a pursuing carabiniero. It was a
masterpiece of leading and strategy, and like other feats of a like
nature, one can only hope that it will appear in Collier's "Conduct of
the Continental Wars," when that exhaustive MSS. shall at length find
a publisher.

But at last, be it well understood, they were received on board the
yacht (which was not a yacht) of the haughty Englishwoman (who was not
English), which had successfully imposed for a week past on the
simple-minded inhabitants of the little port of Soller. And
thereafter, when they had put to sea, and were clear of the guns in
the old amber-coloured castle, the two Escape Agents made mutual
explanations, me, monsieur and mademoiselle, that Egypt you visit

* * * * * * *

"And you fought for me, you dear Joe! You say you did not, but I do
not believe you. I adore you more than ever for fighting for me."

"Miss Clarice, I cannot have you going away with that idea. I fought
for Emperor Bonaparte. He ought to have had that man Garnier back with
the Eagles, and there was no other way of getting him."

"But dear old Sergeant Colorado fought for me, and made no bones
about saying so either. If I had him here on the yacht I would hug

Major Joseph Colt knit his brows, and with difficulty restrained
himself from stamping on the deck. "There are times, miss, when I
should like to pick you up and--and---"

"And kiss me? I knew it was coming. I knew it would come at last."

"No, miss, smack you."

"Oh, that would be the same thing. They would both mean that you love
me. Oh, fie, Joe! Think hard of Miss Patience Collier, of Pilgrim
Avenue in Boston."


MAJOR JOSEPH COLT rapped smartly on the cabin door with the butt of
his pistol. "Miss Clarice," he called, "please come out and get it

"In a minute," the vivandire replied. "You must give me another
minute. I cannot get ready--for such a change--all in a moment, like
you great strong men."

"A minute may be too late, miss," Colt pleaded. "The ship's
surrendered. The Moor's boat may be back here any second now, and once
they come below and see you, and set hands on you, you know what
follows. Come out and get it over."

"And have you no final message for me?" came the woman's voice
through the door. "Aren't you going to tell me that you love me, even

"Miss," replied the American desperately, "you force me to repeat to
you that I am still engaged to Miss Patience Collier of Boston, and
though I am never likely to see her again, I haven't it in me to break
my word to her even now. But, as regards yourself, I am sure you know
what I feel."

"Well, Joe, as you won't say anything beyond that, I'll come out."

The lock of the cabin clicked, and Major Joseph Colt cocked his flint
and raised his pistol. The schooner's narrow alleyway was lit by one
small smoking lamp, and in its feeble radiance the man's sallow face,
with its square-cut black whisker, looked drawn and ghastly. But this
final shot was necessary. Any fate was better for a woman one cared
about than to fall into the hands of the Barbary pirates in the year
1811. He was going to shoot her through the heart. She herself had
asked him to put the final bullet through her brain, but he, could not
bring himself to fire into Clarice's face. It was her dear heart that
he would still.

The catch lifted, and the door swung slowly open. Major Colt lifted
his pistol to the place, and pressed the trigger with his forefinger
to half its firing pin. He would explode it as soon as his eyes rose
to hers.

Then the pistol-muzzle dropped as though the brass-armed butt had
scorched him, and "My Land!" rapped Major Colt, "who's this?"

He saw a dissolute-looking young man in stained finery; with a patch
over one eye, and hair drawn into a queue behind, and tied with a knot
of ribbon.

"Now this," said Clarice, "is what we call a fine dramatic situation.
It would bring down the house anywhere. Ah, if I only had played this
piece that day when the Emperor came to the Port St Martin, he never
would have hissed me off the French stage."

"Curse your acting, miss," said Colt, brutally. He flung his pistol
to the deck, and strode off to the schooner's tiny main cabin. "I
shall never forgive you for what you have made me go through this last
five minutes."

She ran lightly after him, and when he had sat down moodily at the
table, dropped an arm upon his shoulder. "Joe, mon cher, forgive an
actress her little piece of comedy."

"I am in no mood for it. I had wound myself up for tragedy."

"Well, there's tragedy enough. I've had to cut off quite a third of
my hair. And does not that even move you, Joe? The loss of my hair
that you have been so kind more than once to admire."

"I never told you I admired your hair, miss."

"Oh, not in plain crude words, I admit. But you have looked upon it,
and your so speaking eyes have told me what they thought. You cannot
deny, dear Joe, that you have imagined yourself caressing my soft red

"It's brown. I mean, I give no thought whatever to your hair, miss. I
can see for myself that you've done it as a man's now, and I must say
your get-up disgustingly effective. Heaven send it sees you through,
for I flatly tell you we're in desperate hands. As soon as the boat
comes back we'll have to go."

Clarice shrugged her shoulders. "It seems to me you are unduly
gloomy. We were chased by Captain Meadey half way to Gibraltar, and
then when the Frolic turned back, the other John Bull chivied us
through the Straits. Then came the squall, and away went our masts. We
are waterlogged and helpless, and in two days more must have starved.
This xebec turns up, and at least we shall be kept alive for the

"As slaves in Sallee."

"Like your great English hero, Robinson Crusoe."

"I am an American, miss," said Colt sourly. "I never heard of the

"Then let me tell you that in youth he was taken prisoner by a rover
of Sallee, and made slave to a Moor in Barbary, and presently escaped
to follow fortune elsewhere."

"Well, we must do the same. Heaven intended me for a free man, miss,
and I cannot and will not live as a slave."

"Do you think I am more eager for slavery than yourself? My duty as
one of the Emperor's Escape Agents is in Cabrera or near it, not on
this awful Barbary coast. You prate, my Major, of that marshal's bton
that is in store for you. Do you think a woman cannot be just as keen
to earn distinction?"

"Miss," said Major Colt, with an angular bow, "I honour your brave
spirit. What we have gone through these last few days would have been
enough to daunt Ephraim Taylor, who fought Indians for forty years;
yes, and I believe it would even have daunted Emperor Bonaparte. This
desolate sea that's so near us now; the rover that'll ferry us
presently to Sallee; the chains there, and what's beyond 'em in savage
Barbary: I tell you flatly that they have frightened me. But I will
just shake you respectfully by the hand, miss, if you do not mind, and
borrow a pottle-full of your courage. My Land! Did you feel that bump?
And, listen; there are bare feet pattering upon the deck. The boat's
come back from the xebec!"

"Dear Mary!" murmured Clarice, "what shall I do if they find I am not
a man?" She seized Major Colt's large hand in both her own, and
pressed it to her heart, and then as suddenly cast it away as the bare
brown feet of a couple of Moors showed themselves coming down the
cabin stairs.

On the xebec they were treated with small consideration. The little
vessel was decked only forward and aft, and under these shelters were
stored her cargo of pirated merchandise. Her people harboured in the
open; and if they were content to expose their own skins to the
sprays, the rain, the wind, or the scorching sun, it could scarcely
have been expected that they would be more nice with their prisoners.

It happened that the rover was returning loaded after a tolerably
successful foray. She had tackled some eight Christian vessels,
Spanish for the most part, had made a third of their crews prisoners,
and had sent the rest to Eblis, and incidentally had forwarded a
goodly percentage of her own people to Paradise in the process. There
was no chance, as Major Colt gloomily noted, of an uprising amongst
the slaves. Each and all of them were most scientifically chained.
Moreover, the allowance of food and water doled out to them was so
small that the souls of most of them barely hung in their shrivelled
carcases, and all fighting spirit had been completely chastened away.

The wind held, and the xebec sailed well; and on the fourth day of
their captivity brought up to her anchors in Sallee Roads. Kherbs were
rowed off through the surf and took her guns and the weightier bales
of her cargo; and when her draught had been sufficiently lightened,
she hove up and hoisted sail again; and presently was being very
skilfully handled as she drove in over the spouting bar of the
Buragrag River, which divides Sallee (or Sl, as the Moors call it)
from its twin place of iniquity, Rabat. Her copper flamed in the sun
as she danced amongst the breakers, and then she shot over into calm
water amongst the other shipping, and came to an anchor. And then came
a disembarkation of the cargo, the part of it that could not walk
being packed on the tottering backs of the part of it that could.

At the subsequent auction sale the disreputable-looking young
Frenchman, with a patch over one eye (who happened to be Mademoiselle
Clarice de la Plage), was knocked down to a stout and elderly Jew
named Benzaki, but an officer of the Kaid stepped in and stopped the
bidding for Major Joseph Colt.

"This slave," said the officer, "is requisitioned by His Holiness the
Sultan for work on the new Kasbah." He looked hard at the American,
and noted the grim strongness of his face beneath the four days'
stubble of blue-black beard. "Take him, and show the deaths those
slaves die who try to escape. Show him also the tortures those endure
who do not work for the Sultan at their hardest, and then give him a
rammer, and bid him pound earth for the new walls."

There for the time the two Escape Agents parted, after their names
and descriptions had been taken down by a Redemptionist Father, who
was himself also an Escape Agent in his way.

The house of Benzaki, the Jehudi, to which Clarice clanked along in
the wake of her purchaser, was in the quarter assigned to his race,
and was almost ostentatious in its unpretentiousness. Facing on the
filthy street, it showed a narrow front of untended whitewash, which
was broken only by one slim grated window, and a lowly door. But
inside it was a regular warren of unexpected rooms, and somehow one
gathered that in the thickness of the walls were other rooms which
might well contain matters of interest. The internal odours were
divided between the scent of partly-dried hides and the smell of
decaying malt, with a racy spice of garlic thrown in to tincture the

Benzaki led the way to a little dark room, lowered himself on to a
divan, and motioned his new slave to stand before him.

"Do you speak French, Spanish, or English?"

"All three, seor. A French soldier who has served is of necessity a


"No, seor."

"Well, you must learn that. I shall whip you if you do not make good
progress. What is your trade?"

"The military, seor. And also I have acted on the stage."

"A loafer, that is to say. Well, I have my own ways of teaching
loafers industry. Do you know anything about brandy?"

"I have sold it."

"And drunk it also when it has come in your way, I'll be bound. Well,
here you will learn to brew it. If you do not learn readily, I shall
whip you."

The slave's one grey eye glinted dangerously.

"It will be advisable for your own comfort that you take also what
discipline is given without open resentment, or otherwise I shall sell
you to another master."

"Who I suggest, seor, might prove more kind."

"Possibly, possibly. But in this house you will learn secrets I do
not wish passed on. Moors buy my brandy if it is offered to them
quietly, but if it were made public that the stuff were brewed here,
the Kaid (who is one of my best customers) would have no choice but to
boil me in my own still. I tell you this as an example of one of the
many secrets this house contains, which I do not wish to be carried

"If I am kindly treated, I can keep a secret with anyone."

"Ah," said Benzaki quickly, "but I see you mistake my hint. If you
prove fractious, if you prove unremunerative, I shall take out your
tongue before I sell you. It would not be so bad a piece of work for
me as you might suppose. There is a steady demand for mutes all over

Benzaki rose up heavily from the divan. "The sooner we get you into a
Moor's jelab the better. Come with me now, and I will knock off those
chains, and then I will see you strip off those faded swashbuckler's
clothes. I know a renegado they would just fit, and who will pay a
good price for them. So you see, slave, I am pointing out a way in
which you can begin to earn moneys for your master already. Come with
me and let me see you strip."

The slave shivered, and then backed up defiantly against the wall,
with fetters clanking.

"You shall not have my clothes, you old beast."

Benzaki sat back on the divan, and clapped his fat hands. "Then you
shall be whipped. It is always well to whip a slave soon after he
comes into one's possession, otherwise he never learns to love one."

A couple of burly negroes bustled in, and the Jew gave them certain
commands in the Moorish tongue. Clarice could distinguish one word
only, and that was bastinado, and her heart for the moment stopped its
beating. But then her high courage returned. "After all," she told
herself, with a shudder, "there were worse things than having the
soles of one's feet whipped to a jelly."

But, as it turned out, the discipline was postponed, at anyrate, for
the present. There came into the room a stout, dark lady, trousered,
and profusely veiled, who, it appeared, was Benzaki's sister.

"Ah," she said, and wagged a stumpy finger, "just what I heard.
You've been buying another Christian."

Benzaki's shoulders admitted the obvious.

"Well," said the lady, squatting beside him on the divan, "you
remember what I told you I'd do."

"I can't have you interfering with my business affairs, Esther."

"Poof! as if they aren't as much mine as yours. With every coin of my
money invested in your hides, and your corn, and your arrack, and the
other things, do you think I'm not going to interest myself in how you
handle them to profit? Now, when you lost money on the last two slaves
you bought from the rovers--and you know the Kaid said he'd take off
your skin and stuff it with straw if anyone else came out of this
house and talked as they did--I told you flatly after that I should
manage the next one, if you bought another, myself."

"Tell me your wishes, Esther, and I will carry them out. It is not
proper that you should give order direct to a white man slave."

The lady was clearly flattered, but she did not yield her point.

"He will merely see in me an employer. He will not be enamoured. My
veil protects me. Isaac, you have my permission to go. Now, slave,
attend to me, and remember I am merely your owner. What is your name?
Your first name, I mean."




"That is not what you said before."

"The other slipped out. It is a nickname I got in the army because I
was slim and had a high-noted voice."

"You are a little man, but you do not look effeminate. I rather like
little men," said the lady, and lowered her veil. "How did you lose
your eye? Fighting? Yes, of course, you did, and you don't want to
tell me about it. Well, I'll hear the tale of that when we know one
another better. You are a Frenchman, of course, and therefore, you
must have served under Bonaparte."

"Yes, seorita, I had the honour of serving under the Emperor till

"They say he is a great fascinator. But he would not get affection
from me. He is too fat. For myself, I could love only a slim, small,
thin man."

Clarice straightened her shoulders, and the lady languished. "You
Frenchman are dreadfully bold creatures, so I'm told. I shall hardly
dare to have your chains taken off. And I've let my veil slip; how
could I have been so careless? You mustn't think me bold, Clarence."

"I think you entirely charming," said the slave, and with a clank of
fetters lifted one of the lady's hands, and kissed it delicately. "I
wish we were on more equal terms."

"Oh, you are so sudden. That may come later. I wonder what you are?
Not quite what you seem."

The slave swallowed some emotion. "No, seorita, I am not what you
think me."

"Some day you may tell the mystery of your past."

"Kind treatment may get it from me, seorita, but till I had the
great honour of meeting you I have come across little enough of that
in Barbary. Your brother was just about to give me torture when you
came in and rescued me."

"Oh, my brother! You should not mind him much. His bark is far worse
than his bite. He never tortures his slaves as the Moors do. Why,
Clarence, if you had a Moorish master, and you offended him, he might
skin you, or burn you, or have you thrown on the hooks, or pulled to
bits by horses. Now, my brother would never waste a slave like that
under any provocation. A whipping's the only thing you have to fear,
and you may avoid that if you'll learn to please me."

"Then, seorita, my business in life is an easy one, and the
bastinado is far enough away. Permit me," said the slave, and once
more saluted the chubby fingers with a grace that had been learned by
the tedious teachings of the stage.

Now, Mademoiselle Clarice de la Plage was, as has been shown before
in these memoirs, very neat handed over matters of nice diplomacy;
and, with an opening like this before her, was likely to do well,
especially in Sallee, where unspeakable tortures would be the reward
of mistakes. She was not fond of manual work--in fact, disliked it;
but in the household of the Benzakis, where all were industrious,
Clarice found it advisable to do some small violence to her feelings
in this matter. At first the Jew was minded to put her on to the
indelicate business of handling hides, but here Esther intervened, and
this was relegated back to the grosser thews of the blacks. Similarly,
in dealing with the import and export of salt, the new slave
triumphantly proved that it is most uncommercial to expend a fine
brain and small muscle on mere porterage.

But noting shrewdly enough that she would not be allowed to eat the
couscousoo of idleness, Clarice dropped with all outward readiness
into the affairs of the distillery, and was presently brewing an
abominable arrack, which certain true believers, who had more
affection for their stomachs than for their souls, bought
unobtrusively and in increasing quantities. The excitement and the
danger of these secret sales were not without their charm. And always
in the meanwhile she gave her patroness a most courtly attention.

Miss Benzaki was dark, fat, and forty--which, for a Moroccan Jewess,
means that she was well advanced in old age; but she carried still the
remnant of past good looks, and the graceful courtship of one who had
learned her man's manners in male costume on the boards of the Porte
St Martin theatre in Paris, came to the lady just for the moment as
one of the most delightful pleasure of her life. Hitherto, it must be
remembered, Miss Benzaki had been forced to content herself with the
local Sallee civilities; and the manners of pirates are notoriously

The Christian house slaves of Sallee in the year 1811 wore no chains,
and were allowed a large range of liberty. Escape was practically
impossible, and the horrible examples that were made of those who
tried to escape and failed, were festooned from the walls as an open
advertisement of what might befall the restless. Even the ex-
vivandire, who had seen the sack of cities--Saragossa amongst them--
shivered and shrank when these met her eye; but she ranged resolutely
about the garbage-strewn streets of the town whenever she could get
away from the house, searching always for Joseph Colt.

The Sultan of Morocco stabled his Christian slaves, who were employed
in cutting stone and pounding earth for the new Sallee Kasbah, in a
row of arches that had been originally planned to shelter horses; so
that as things went on the Barbary coast they were well off. Clarice
searched through all of these; but Colt was not there. By degrees she
saw every workman on the Kasbah, and on all the other public
buildings, still without finding him. A dreadful fear began to gnaw at
her that he had already lost his life, perhaps to the accompaniment of
horrid circumstance; and each time her eye fell on the hooks that
carried those frayed rags of what was once humanity, something cold
would surge against her heart.

But one day a Redemptionist Father, the same who had taken her name
and description on landing, put this fear aside. Colt was working over
the river in Rabat. In her thankfulness, she pulled from her pocket a
few small coins which from time to time the frugal bounty of Esther
had given her, and pressed these into his thin hand. "For your work,
my Father. I did not know it till a minute ago, but there are moments
when a slave can be gay, even in Sallee, and give his fortune to
encourage those who are less fortunate."

A day later Clarice was escorting the portly Esther across the
Buragrag ferry.

The finding of so inconsiderable a trifle as one particular American
slave amongst the four thousand white men who toiled and groaned and
laboured over the public works in Rabat was a big task, especially as
Clarice had lured Miss Benzaki across the river to look for a certain
cosmetic in the Sok-el-Attarin of the Rabat bazaar, which was
guaranteed to conserve eternal youth. Moreover, it is hard to push
inquiries amongst tradesmen, whose language you do not speak, for a
delicacy which does not exist; and so the morning was wasted very
fruitlessly. Neither by build nor habit was Miss Benzaki cut out for
walking, and about midday she had worn out both her slippers and her
temper, and had waddled herself to a standstill. They found a handful
of shade under a deep archway, and Miss Benzaki squatted in that and
ate some food. She made Clarice remain out in the sunshine.

"Your affection for me has cooled," she snapped, "or you would never
have let me get so deadly tired. Besides, I cannot have you sitting
beside me as an equal in this public place. Any girl would be talked
about who did such a thing."

So, whilst Miss Benzaki lunched, Clarice stood out in the aching sun,
and outwardly, at anyrate, looked penitent and amorous and submissive
by turns. But presently the heat and the full meal and the
unaccustomed exercise had its normal effect, and when Clarice was sure
that her mistress slept, she also crept into a neighbouring archway
and rested in the shade.

Donkeys came past her, bearing white-robed Moors, slave porters and
free porters envied her rest as they plodded by in the heat; laden
camels sneered at her when their supercilious heads swung to that side
of the street. But even the buzzing swarms of flies that filled the
place failed to keep her awake. She nodded drowsily, still seeing
processions of camels with reeking loads of hides, and men with long
guns escorting them, and Moors on switch-tailed horses, and other
Moors on asses and stately mules, and still more Moors and slaves on
foot. Especially slaves; yes, Christian slaves; but never amongst them
one who was tall and straight and strong, with sallow face and blue-
black hair--

"Clarice! My Land! it is Clarice, and still in those man's clothes
and carrying the eye-patch. They told me these beasts had caught a
woman slave rigged out as a man. My God! you can't guess what I've
gone through, thinking of it. Here, miss, wake up."

"I am awake. I've never been asleep. I merely closed my eyes. Good-
morning, Monsieur the Major. It is quite a pleasure to see you again.
You'd be flattered if you knew how much I've been hoping you'd pay me
a call, but I suppose you've been otherwise employed."

"Yes," said Colt grimly. "I've been otherwise employed. I tried to
come twice, but the second time they caught me." He pointed to his
feet, which were wrapped up in rags of bandage. "It was only yesterday
that I was just able to hobble about again."

"Dear Mary! They bastinadoed you?"

"I believe that's the local term. Next time they chop off a foot, so
I shall have to have my arrangements better planned. I don't mind
giving you a foot, you'll understand, miss, if it can do any good. But
I don't want the foot to be wasted."

"Dear Mary! what a country!"

"It's no place for you, miss. I'd sooner see you in a village of
Pottawottomie Indians. I'm just going to put all my think into that
one thing till you're away from here and safe."

"And what about the marshal's bton that is in store for you, my
brave? That will never be earned if you leave off trying for it for
one short day. And then there are the chapters you are to have to
yourself in Miss Collier's 'Conduct of the Continental Wars.'"

"The bton can be burned. I'm an American, miss, and out West, where
I was brought up, I was taught that btons don't come first every
time. As for Miss Collier's book, I want to tell you--"


"There's my patroness. Now listen. You must come across to Sallee
with me. Only agree to everything I say."

"Clarence! You tiresome wretch, I'll have you whipped."

"Coming, dearest mistress--I'll make the old cat buy you--I have been
watching every instant of your sleep. And then once we are together,
we'll act as our own escape agents.---Your distresses of this morning
have so racked me, sweet lady, that I have done the impossible. I have
found the man who in France rediscovered the Bloom of Nion, which is
used exclusively by the Empress Josephine. He is a wise man from the
wild backwoods of America. The Emperor heard of him there, and sent
for him to France. He is a marvellous man, our Emperor. And now this
great American cosmetic-maker is here to humbly offer his unique
services at my lady's footstool."

"Why that," said Miss Benzaki, "is a slave."

"For the moment, yes."

"But he is a fine figure of a man, although I see he is not very
sound in the feet. Stand before me, slave, and let me have look at
you. Fine black hair, bold black eyes, and a great strong beak of a
nose, almost like a Jew's. You've all the essentials of beauty, but I
shouldn't call you bonny. Well, for myself, I prefer a man who looks
strong like you do, rather than one who is slim like Clarence here.
Now I wonder what's your price? If you are for sale, and your people
would take Clarence here in part exchange, I might deal for you."

The vivandire knelt at Miss Benzaki's knee in a terror that was
genuine enough. "My adored mistress," she pleaded, "do not sell me. I
should die if I was separated from you. Besides, think how useful I am
at the still."

"Yes, that's true, and you know more than we dare let you carry away
and tell. My brother says he will have to tear out your tongue if ever
we sell you. But I shall not do that unless you force me to it.
Frankly, I should not like to cut out any tongue that has rippled out
such a constant stream of pretty things. And, after all, you did find
me this Americano, who you say can brew the cosmetic you have made me
fancy. You there, Blackbeard, did you in your benighted land, wherever
that may be, find out the secret of Eternal Youth?"

"A Mr Ponce de Leon did that, seorita, way down in Florida. But I
guess you don't know you're quite wrong in speaking of America as
benighted. The United States is one of the few counties that welcome
Jews. Why, in a short time from now, they say the original settlers
will be under-dogs altogether, and by the year eighteen-five-three,
the States will be governed by Jews and Irish exclusively."

"How often do they impale Jews in the United States, or burn them, or
pull off their skins and stuff them with straw?"

"Never, seorita. It's the low-down niggers you're thinking about,
and it's only done to them in the South, and when they need it."

Miss Benzaki stood up and shook out her trousers. "Tell me your
price, Blackbeard," she said, "and then come along with me to your
owner, and let me see what you can be got for. Limp, Blackbeard, and
curve your back; I want to buy you as a damaged slave, not as a sound

"Miss, wait a minute. I'm very sorry to say that I'm the property of
the Government."

"That's Kaid Stephan Stephanopulos, the renegade here in Rabat. Well,
it might be worse. Kaid Stephan owes us a large bill for arrack, and
threatens to fill up my brother with gunpowder and set a light to him
when he presses for payment. Blackbeard, if you limp sufficiently, and
bear out my words that your feet have made you valueless, I shall get
you for nothing, merely in settlement of our just and lawful debt."

Miss Benzaki was very jubilant that night to Brother Isaac over her
commercial astuteness in bringing home two sound slaves in place of
the one she had set out with; and although she was so dead tired she
could hardly keep her eyes open during the recital, the sad eyes
blinked with more than ordinary admiration at the fine figure of Major
Joseph Colt.

The vivandire was given to understand that the days of favour were
over. "I have always found something lacking in you, Clarence," said
Miss Benzaki, with yawning frankness; and the slave, who was a woman
herself, knew what that something was.

For a man who said he had no appetite for the job, Major Colt's
courtship of the portly Jewess was (according to Clarice) singularly
proficient; but even he did not escape that rule of the house which
dealt with work. It was put to him very plainly that all the Benzaki
assets must become dividend earning from the very first, and so
presently behold him as a manufacturer of cosmetics.

It chanced that one of the rovers' ships had brought in a great lump
of ambergris amongst her looted cargo, and this scent so beloved of
the Oriental, Isaac Benzaki had bought. For long enough it lay in
store amongst the mingled odours of the house because no one offered
to purchase. But with the arrival of the new black-bearded slave, the
opening came.

Now Major Colt, till that moment in Rabat, had given no thought to
cosmetics, and was quite unhampered with any knowledge of how to
compound them. He had more than once seen Mohawks and Ojibbway braves
make up in their war paint, and tried to deduce inspiration from this,
but finally was driven to conclude that the two cases were hardly
parallel. So inventing by the light of inner consciousness alone, he
worked up tiny doses of the grey ambergris into mutton fat, coloured
it faintly pink with cochineal insects he caught on the prickly pear
hedges, added a little crude borax as a preservative, and so produced
a cosmetic that was no better and little worse than the thousand other
nostrums of its kind in daily use elsewhere. But having, too, all the
American talent for a label, he put up his mixture in jars of native
red pottery, and so produced an article of toilette that proved most
readily saleable.

Stout old Esther herself introduced it into many harems, and week by
week gazed with shrewd black eyes on the complexions it had anointed,
and bore noisy witness to the improvements that had been effected
there. The Moorish ladies who paid for these attentions considered
themselves as first discoverers of this Bloom of Nion, and talked (in
the strictest confidence) of their find on Fridays at the cemetery,
when feminine Sallee met for its week's gossip. And so the sale
increased. Then by a stroke of financial genius the quality of the
mutton fat was slightly economised in, a cheaper scent substituted for
the ambergris (which had run out of stock) and the price per red pot
was raised till it became quite valuable. The result was splendid.
Even those ladies who had done without it when it was cheap, found it
indispensable when it became costly, and so the commercial success of
the venture was made sure.

Miss Benzaki's first admiration for Colt had frankly been for his
exterior, and once she had him in the rabbit-warren house in Sallee,
she coquetted with him in the most brazen manner imaginable. Major
Joseph Colt was emphatically not a lady's man; but under stress of
circumstances he was willing to play a game to save his neck, or at
anyrate his feet. He reciprocated the lady's advances at first
awkwardly, but presently, when he, so to speak, got his eye in, with
more art.

Isaac Benzaki, although he knew his sister's ways, and although
moreover he was a Jew, had all of an Oriental's idea of seclusion for
his womenfolk, and was openly scandalised by the whole affair. A dozen
times a week he would break in up their intercourse, and would drive
the American back to his grease pots with threats of instant torture
and mutilations, and scurry his elderly relative away to the women's
apartments by the sheer torrent of his shrill and angry abuse. Had she
come to her time of life without learning a proper sense of tribal
pride? She was a disgrace to the name of Benzaki! Flirting with a
slave, indeed, when in her day she might have married the pick of

But Clarice was the worst of Major Colt's trials. If Clarice had ever
guessed that he would turn poor Mademoiselle Esther's head in that
disgusting way, never, never would she have taken him away from those
horrors in Rabat. "You call yourself a man, and you let the poor old
thing make such a show of herself. Poof! I have no patience with such
vanity. To me you prate of your prim Miss Patience Collier who keeps
school in Boston. But do you ever tell your dear Esther that she is
making her silly sheep's eyes at an engaged man, Monsieur Joseph?"

"I am not enjoying myself," Colt would tell her with his grimmest
look. "I am hoeing for our mutual advantage, miss, the row you set me,
and if you'd show me a better way of keeping our scalps in their
proper place I'd be glad to hear it. I tell you plainly I've stood up
to the torture stake amongst Indians in my day, and not winced; but
when I remember I've you to look after amongst these beastly pirates,
my nerve's shook. Or, at anyrate, my invention's gone." He pulled out
and screwed together the sections of a long pipe. "Even their
tobacco's barely fit for a God-fearing American to smoke."

"I believe," said Clarice spitefully, "you've even kissed the old

"Well, miss, first it's wrong all the civilised world over to kiss
and tell, and I expect it's the same in Barbary; and secondly I wish
to remind you of your own theory that kisses leave no mark. I don't
agree with that last, as I've told you many times; but as you're
pushing me, I just want to bring up your own words to your
recollection. Will you allow me a few draws on this pipe?"

"I hope you got a mouthful of your own nasty grease every time you
put your lips to her wrinkles. Well, I suppose you will presently turn
Jew and marry this pretty sweetheart of yours. You've made such a
sound business in your cosmetics, that I suppose she thinks you're
worth marrying for your talents. Dear Mary! But I am thankful that I
am engaged already to M. Le Brun, and am free from these temptations
to turn renegado."

"Miss," said Colt, puffing savagely, "there are times when I should
like to shake you. The last occasion you mentioned the gentleman, too,
it sticks in my mind his name was Le Grand."

"Dear Mary!" shrilled the vivandire, "is it at a time like this you
must twit me with a moment's forgetfulness? I shall leave you,
Monsieur the Major, and trust that through the night you will think of
your degradation, and repent before morning. Faugh! fancy kissing a
made-up old thing like that, and for aught I know dandling her on your

But presently there arrived the unexpected, and existing arrangements
in the house of Benzaki were terminated with suddenness. Stout old
Isaac tottered in through the narrow doorway one noon, with his mouth
filled with blood, and his heart loaded with rage and terror in equal

The Kaid of Sallee had that morning summoned him to the Kasbah,
politely offering settlement of a long-standing account; and Isaac had
gone cheerfully enough, with the savour of money smelling very
pleasantly in his nostrils. But, lo! on arrival, the Kaid, with that
true Moorish humour, which rarely ascends above the grisly, invited
him to witness the trial of a co-religionist for malpractices. The
trial was short, the sentence curt, and its execution swift; and
presently Isaac was exuding the sweat of horror and fear as he
witnessed the impalement of a poor wretch whose one crime was that he
brewed arrack, and sold it to true believers.

"Now that," said the Kaid with genial meaning, "removes a business
competitor for somebody, eh, Jehudi?"

"Yes, Effendi."

"I believe you came here wanting payment of certain matters."

"Oh, no, Effendi."

"What, is there no debt between us?"

"I owe much for your Excellency's countenance and benevolence."

"Then, by Allah," said the Kaid simply, "you shall pay what you owe.
It is not fitting that a dog of a Jehudi should be in debt to a true
believer. The debt according to my memory is the weight of a bushel of
barley in gold pieces."

"If I pay that," whined Isaac, "I shall not have enough to eat."

"Then pull out five of his teeth," ordered the wise Kaid, "and
thereafter he will eat less. Shall the representative of his Holiness
the Sultan here in Sallee go without payment of his just and lawful
debts because the dog of a Jehudi must needs fill his great gross
belly? Bismillah, no! Ho, you there, not the bastinado as well to-day.
Pull me those five teeth and let him go. If to-morrow he brings here
the money, we will forgive his presumption in daring to be in our

Poor old Isaac mumbled out to his household this tale of oppression,
and glared round with eyes glinting with pain and hate in search of
someone on whom to fix the blame.

"I always told you," said his sister, "that there was danger in
brewing that arrack, and that one day the Kaid (on whose name I spit)
would cook you in your own still."

The Jew shook a vicious fist at Clarice. "It's you that made the
arrack good so that even the Kaid would drink it. If I'd had warning
of this morning's business, it's your teeth the Kaid should have
pulled; yes, or I would have let him impale you if that would have
glutted him. Good teeth mine were, too; the finest of ivory, and now
gone for ever."

"You'll excuse me," said Colt; "but in the States they could fix you
up with a new set for a matter of fifteen dollars, that would defy
detection even under the closest scrutiny. They are said to eat very
well also, if you don't tempt Providence with chewing gum. But if
you'll let a practical man make a suggestion, Mr Benzaki, I'd like to
point out that the old Kaid isn't gunning for you because you make
moonlight whiskey. He likes his glass of corn as well as anybody, and
he probably had that stake put through your competitor because he
found the poor man was peddling a spirit that gave His Excellency a
head the next morning. Isn't that so?"

"Poor Benjamin did brew a filthy arrack, and I know the Kaid
complained of it more than once."

"There you are, then. It's dollars the Kaid's really after, not
teeth, nor even whisky. His Excellency has had his financial eye on
you. He's seen the arrack business is good; he's seen the Bloom of
Nion trade bud and blossom like the rose; he's noted (probably by the
increase in the smell of the street outside) that your connection in
hides is steadily growing; and I guess the Moors in the local wheat-
pit have given him news that you've driven them out of trade."

"Yes," mumbled Isaac, "I'll not deny I've done well of late, and in
one way you two Christians have been a good investment. But if I'm to
be stripped of all, I wish I'd let both of you be flogged to death on
the Kasbah works instead of buying you."

"And I guess under the circumstances that's a very natural wish. But
it strikes me as being outside the political situation at present. The
fact you've got to face is this: that old Kaid has got his nose on to
your dollars. And here is the question you've got to ask yourself: Are
you going to sit tight right here in Sallee while the Kaid milks you

Benzaki mopped at his injured mouth. "There is no help for me. It is
the fate of Israel to be oppressed."

"Then let me tell you, sir, you know very little of your modern
tribal history. The United States is the place for your capital and
talents. It's God's country first, last and all the time, and it's the
one country on earth for any white man. I guess," he added candidly,
as he looked at his master's swarthy skin, "I guess they might take
you for coloured at first, but climate and some hot water would soon
fetch off a lot of that."

"And the women have liberty there, you tell me?" suggested Miss

"They are looked up to most reverently," Major Colt assured her. "I'm
not recommending Boston, perhaps, as a residence, Miss Esther; but in
New York I believe you would be able to shine in the most exclusive
circles, as soon as Mr Isaac here has got his dollar mill fairly
started to churn."

But old Isaac put a hand on his black skullcap and shook his head
beneath it. "I am a Barbary Jew, and am too old to go to new
countries, especially to your New York, where I am told the Indians
come in and torture Jews, even as the Moors do here. It is no use your
telling me they do not, because I should not believe you. Besides,
your New York is too far away across the seas. Now if it had been
Spain, where once my people lived till they were expelled, or France--

The vivandire smacked the knee of her jelab. "Come to France,
Monsieur Benzaki. With your talents, and your so perfect Parisian
French you would leap into instant success."

"Not without influence with the Corsican Emperor. We had a slave here
once, a matelot who had deserted from a frigate, who said that without
favour from the Emperor no one in these days could rise to wealth or
eminence in France."

"Listen, monsieur," said Clarice, and held out at him a slim brown
forefinger. "The Emperor's highest favour can be procured by you,
Isaac Benzaki, by the very simplest and most inexpensive of means. By
the misfortune of a faulty general, four thousand of the Emperor's
troops are imprisoned on the Balearic Islet of Cabrera. The French
Navy is occupied elsewhere, and so it cannot go to enlarge them. As a
consequence, His Imperial Majesty the Emperor has appointed Major Colt
and myself as his Escape Agents, to arrange for the freeing of these
prisoners. I am open to tell you that for the moment our operations
are interrupted."

"Yes, I can see that," mumbled the old man. "You can make few
arrangements in the Mediterranean whilst you are chained up here as
slaves in Sallee."

"So there, Monsieur Benzaki, comes in your so magnificent
opportunity. Sail to Cabrera yourself, you and your wealth, take us
with you as slaves to work your ship; procure a cargo of the
prisoners; carry these to the Emperor, and say: 'See what I, a Barbary
Jew, have brought.' Now I ask you, Monsieur Benzaki, as a man of vast
intellect yourself, what will the Emperor say?"

"I think he could not do less than give me a concession to deal in
hides. I should brew no more arrack, once I was free of Sallee. But
hides and the Bloom of Nion"--he rubbed his hands appreciatively--
"they should together spell fortune in France."

"They'd do more in the States. My Land! If you've a commercial
proposition worth--"

"My friend, Major Colt, is an enthusiast for his new and rather
savage country, but I do not think you would care to take mademoiselle
to shine amongst the painted Indians who have their wigwams in New

"Don't you believe it, Mr Benzaki. There's nothing cheaper'n a frame
house in New York City. And a lot of the better houses now are built
of rock. As for Indians, you don't find them nearer than Albany since
Ephraim Taylor--"

Benzaki angrily slapped his hands. "Peace you two, and quiet, or I'll
have your tongues bored through. America I will not go to, because I
hear they eat beans there, and their only meat is the accursed hog.
France and the goodwill of the Corsican are not without their
attraction. You, Clarence, will you lay your hand upon your beard and
swear that what you have told me about these prisoners and the Emperor
is true?"

The vivandire placed a hand on her smooth chin. "I swear!" she said,
and broke off into a fit of coughing.

The uprooting of the house of Benzaki from the soil of Barbary was
not a thing its heads could have carried out in less than a matter of
weeks. Old Isaac, when it came to the point, sat helplessly on a
divan, and held his aching jaw with one hand, whilst he gesticulated
against fate with the other. Esther bustled with furious industry. She
packed, and she fussed, and she ordered. From old forgotten corners
she produced old forgotten rubbish, and decided and redecided a score
of times over each item as to whether it should be taken to France or
left in Sallee. And in the end of course she had to desert the lot.

Isaac had a trading xebec at moorings in the river, and in this they
were to make their evasion; and, as she was naked of stores, food
would have to be their chief burden. When from its hidden nooks in the
thickness of the walls the old man's capital in gold and silver coin
was added, the two white slaves and the two blacks of the household
had all they could stagger under. It was madness, as both Colt and
Clarice pointed out, to linger. To-morrow the Kaid would come and rob
them of all. On the morrow, if by the disorder of the house the Kaid
discovered their intention of leaving Morocco, he would make their
stay permanent by those horrible methods which were peculiarly his

So for the Kaid's benefit they left behind them in the house a goodly
stock of the Bloom of Nion in its attractive jars of native red
pottery, a fine parcel of stinking hides, and many demi-johns of
rasping fiery arrack. There were also, heaped up to the size of a
goodly haystack, garments which represented Miss Benzaki's wearing
apparel for the last forty years. She was a tremendous collector of
old clothes. It was a racial habit she never could break herself of.

Night fell moonless and chill; the pirates of Sallee snuggled into
their homes; and when midnight came, and sleep was at its deepest, the
lowly door beside the narrow window in the unkempt whitewashed wall
was opened, and a procession came out loaded down with bags and
bundles. Old Isaac and his staff led the way; a dead-tired Esther
tottered behind him, with one arm thrust through that of Clarice, and
the other hand clutching Colt's sleeve; and in the rear staggered the
two black slaves, heaped up with burdens like the carrying animals
that they were.

Dogs sniffed at them in the street, but forebore to howl; no human
being accosted them. They came to the river side, and heaped
themselves and their belongings into a boat. They rowed off to the
xebec and made transhipment. And thereafter they hoisted plain sail,
cast off from the moorings and blew away down stream towards the river
bar roared against which the outer sea.

"The dear Esther will be woefully disappointed unless you marry her
when we get to France," said the vivandire maliciously.

"I think," retorted Colt, "that when she finds she's been tricked
into making love to a pretty girl rigged out in breeches, she'll have
nothing more to do with either of us."

"You do think I am pretty, then, Joe? Dear Mary, how jealous Monsieur
Le Beau would be if he could hear you! Still, I warrant you do not
write me down as pretty in those letters you send to your Miss Collier
in Boston, which give the facts for her great book on the wars."

"Le Beau!" said Colt. "I thought your fianc's name was Le Brun.
Well, I don't think I'm very terrified of him anyway. My Land! Look
out! Here we are on the bar. It's all Barbary to a tin-tack she's
swept before we get her out to sea."


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