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Title:      Good-bye, Mr. Chips (1934)
Author:     James Hilton (1900 - 1954)
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Title:      Good-bye, Mr. Chips (1934)
Author:     James Hilton (1900 - 1954)


When you are getting on in years (but not ill, of course), you get
very sleepy at times, and the hours seem to pass like lazy cattle
moving across a landscape.  It was like that for Chips as the
autumn term progressed and the days shortened till it was actually
dark enough to light the gas before call-over.  For Chips, like
some old sea captain, still measured time by the signals of the
past; and well he might, for he lived at Mrs. Wickett's, just
across the road from the School.  He had been there more than a
decade, ever since he finally gave up his mastership; and it was
Brookfield far more than Greenwich time that both he and his
landlady kept.  "Mrs. Wickett," Chips would sing out, in that
jerky, high-pitched voice that had still a good deal of
sprightliness in it, "you might bring me a cup of tea before prep,
will you?"

When you are getting on in years it is nice to sit by the fire and
drink a cup of tea and listen to the school bell sounding dinner,
call-over, prep, and lights-out.  Chips always wound up the clock
after that last bell; then he put the wire guard in front of the
fire, turned out the gas, and carried a detective novel to bed.
Rarely did he read more than a page of it before sleep came swiftly
and peacefully, more like a mystic intensifying of perception than
any changeful entrance into another world.  For his days and nights
were equally full of dreaming.

He was getting on in years (but not ill, of course); indeed, as
Doctor Merivale said, there was really nothing the matter with him.
"My dear fellow, you're fitter than I am," Merivale would say,
sipping a glass of sherry when he called every fortnight or so.
"You're past the age when people get these horrible diseases;
you're one of the few lucky ones who're going to die a really
natural death.  That is, of course, if you die at all.  You're such
a remarkable old boy that one never knows."  But when Chips had a
cold or when east winds roared over the fenlands, Merivale would
sometimes take Mrs. Wickett aside in the lobby and whisper:  "Look
after him, you know.  His chest . . . it puts a strain on his
heart.  Nothing really wrong with him--only anno domini, but that's
the most fatal complaint of all, in the end."

Anno domini . . . by Jove, yes.  Born in 1848, and taken to the
Great Exhibition as a toddling child--not many people still alive
could boast a thing like that.  Besides, Chips could even remember
Brookfield in Wetherby's time.  A phenomenon, that was.  Wetherby
had been an old man in those days--1870--easy to remember because
of the Franco-Prussian War.  Chips had put in for Brookfield after
a year at Melbury, which he hadn't liked, because he had been
ragged there a good deal.  But Brookfield he had liked, almost from
the beginning.  He remembered that day of his preliminary interview--
sunny June, with the air full of flower scents and the plick-plock
of cricket on the pitch.  Brookfield was playing Barnhurst, and one
of the Barnhurst boys, a chubby little fellow, made a brilliant
century.  Queer that a thing like that should stay in the memory so
clearly.  Wetherby himself was very fatherly and courteous; he must
have been ill then, poor chap, for he died during the summer
vacation, before Chips began his first term.  But the two had seen
and spoken to each other, anyway.

Chips often thought, as he sat by the fire at Mrs. Wickett's: I am
probably the only man in the world who has a vivid recollection of
old Wetherby. . . .  Vivid, yes; it was a frequent picture in his
mind, that summer day with the sunlight filtering through the dust
in Wetherby's study.  "You are a young man, Mr. Chipping, and
Brookfield is an old foundation.  Youth and age often combine well.
Give your enthusiasm to Brookfield, and Brookfield will give you
something in return.  And don't let anyone play tricks with you.
I--er--gather that discipline was not always your strong point at

"Well, no, perhaps not, sir."

"Never mind; you're full young; it's largely a matter of
experience.  You have another chance here.  Take up a firm attitude
from the beginning--that's the secret of it."

Perhaps it was.  He remembered that first tremendous ordeal of
taking prep; a September sunset more than half a century ago; Big
Hall full of lusty barbarians ready to pounce on him as their
legitimate prey.  His youth, fresh-complexioned, high-collared, and
side-whiskered (odd fashions people followed in those days), at the
mercy of five hundred unprincipled ruffians to whom the baiting of
new masters was a fine art, an exciting sport, and something of a
tradition.  Decent little beggars individually, but, as a mob, just
pitiless and implacable.  The sudden hush as he took his place at
the desk on the dais; the scowl he assumed to cover his inward
nervousness; the tall clock ticking behind him, and the smells of
ink and varnish; the last blood-red rays slanting in slabs through
the stained-glass windows.  Someone dropped a desk lid.  Quickly,
he must take everyone by surprise; he must show that there was no
nonsense about him.  "You there in the fifth row--you with the red
hair--what's your name?"

"Colley, sir."

"Very well, Colley, you have a hundred lines."

No trouble at all after that.  He had won his first round.

And years later, when Colley was an alderman of the City of London
and a baronet and various other things, he sent his son (also red-
haired) to Brookfield, and Chips would say: "Colley, your father
was the first boy I ever punished when I came here twenty-five
years ago.  He deserved it then, and you deserve it now."  How they
all laughed; and how Sir Richard laughed when his son wrote home
the story in next Sunday's letter!

And again, years after that, many years after that, there was an
even better joke.  For another Colley had just arrived--son of the
Colley who was a son of the first Colley.  And Chips would say,
punctuating his remarks with that little "umph-um" that had by then
become a habit with him:  "Colley, you are--umph--a splendid
example of--umph--inherited traditions.  I remember your
grandfather--umph--he could never grasp the Ablative Absolute.  A
stupid fellow, your grandfather.  And your father, too--umph--I
remember him--he used to sit at that far desk by the wall--he
wasn't much better, either.  But I do believe--my dear Colley--
 that you are--umph--the biggest fool of the lot!"  Roars of

A great joke, this growing old--but a sad joke, too, in a way.  And
as Chips sat by his fire with autumn gales rattling the windows,
the waves of humor and sadness swept over him very often until
tears fell, so that when Mrs. Wickett came in with his cup of tea
she did not know whether he had been laughing or crying.  And
neither did Chips himself.


Across the road behind a rampart of ancient elms lay Brookfield,
russet under its autumn mantle of creeper.  A group of eighteenth-
century buildings centred upon a quadrangle, and there were acres
of playing fields beyond; then came the small dependent village and
the open fen country.  Brookfield, as Wetherby had said, was an old
foundation; established in the reign of Elizabeth, as a grammar
school, it might, with better luck, have become as famous as
Harrow.  Its luck, however, had been not so good; the School went
up and down, dwindling almost to non-existence at one time,
becoming almost illustrious at another.  It was during one of these
latter periods, in the reign of the first George, that the main
structure had been rebuilt and large additions made.  Later, after
the Napoleonic Wars and until mid-Victorian days, the School
declined again, both in numbers and in repute.  Wetherby, who came
in 1840, restored its fortunes somewhat; but its subsequent history
never raised it to front-rank status.  It was, nevertheless, a good
school of the second rank.  Several notable families supported it;
it supplied fair samples of the history-making men of the age--
judges, members of parliament, colonial administrators, a few
peers and bishops.  Mostly, however, it turned out merchants,
manufacturers, and professional men, with a good sprinkling of
country squires and parsons.  It was the sort of school which, when
mentioned, would sometimes make snobbish people confess that they
rather thought they had heard of it.

But if it had not been this sort of school it would probably not
have taken Chips.  For Chips, in any social or academic sense, was
just as respectable, but no more brilliant, than Brookfield itself.

It had taken him some time to realize this, at the beginning.  Not
that he was boastful or conceited, but he had been, in his early
twenties, as ambitious as most other young men at such an age.  His
dream had been to get a headship eventually, or at any rate a
senior mastership in a really first-class school; it was only
gradually, after repeated trials and failures, that he realized the
inadequacy of his qualifications.  His degree, for instance, was
not particularly good, and his discipline, though good enough and
improving, was not absolutely reliable under all conditions.  He
had no private means and no family connections of any importance.
About 1880, after he had been at Brookfield a decade, he began to
recognize that the odds were heavily against his being able to
better himself by moving elsewhere; but about that time, also, the
possibility of staying where he was began to fill a comfortable
niche in his mind.  At forty, he was rooted, settled, and quite
happy.  At fifty, he was the doyen of the staff.  At sixty, under a
new and youthful Head, he WAS Brookfield--the guest of honor at Old
Brookfeldian dinners, the court of appeal in all matters affecting
Brookfield history and traditions.  And in 1913, when he turned
sixty-five, he retired, was presented with a check and a writing
desk and a clock, and went across the road to live at Mrs.
Wickett's.  A decent career, decently closed; three cheers for old
Chips, they all shouted, at that uproarious end-of-term dinner.
Three cheers, indeed; but there was more to come, an unguessed
epilogue, an encore played to a tragic audience.


It was a small but very comfortable and sunny room that Mrs.
Wickett let to him.  The house itself was ugly and pretentious; but
that didn't matter.  It was convenient--that was the main thing.
For he liked, if the weather were mild enough, to stroll across to
the playing fields in an afternoon and watch the games.  He liked
to smile and exchange a few words with the boys when they touched
their caps to him.  He made a special point of getting to know all
the new boys and having them to tea with him during their first
term.  He always ordered a walnut cake with pink icing from
Reddaway's, in the village, and during the winter term there were
crumpets, too--a little pile of them in front of the fire, soaked
in butter so that the bottom one lay in a little shallow pool.  His
guests found it fun to watch him make tea--mixing careful spoonfuls
from different caddies.  And he would ask the new boys where they
lived, and if they had family connections at Brookfield.  He kept
watch to see that their plates were never empty, and punctually at
five, after the session had lasted an hour, he would glance at the
clock and say:  "Well--umph--it's been very delightful--umph--
meeting you like this--I'm sorry--umph--you can't stay. . . ."  And
he would smile and shake hands with them in the porch, leaving them
to race across the road to the School with their comments.  "Decent
old boy, Chips.  Gives you a jolly good tea, anyhow, and you DO
know when he wants you to push off. . . ."

And Chips also would be making his comments--to Mrs. Wickett when
she entered his room to clear away the remains of the party.  "A
most--umph--interesting time, Mrs. Wickett.  Young Branksome tells
me--umph--that his uncle was Major Collingwood--the Collingwood we
had here in--umph--nought-two, I think it was.  Dear me, I remember
Collingwood very well.  I once thrashed him--umph--for climbing on
to the gymnasium roof--to get a ball out of the gutter.  Might have--
umph--broken his neck, the young fool.  Do you remember him, Mrs.
Wickett?  He must have been in your time."

Mrs. Wickett, before she saved money, had been in charge of the
linen room at the School.

"Yes, I knew 'im, sir.  Cheeky, 'e was to me, gener'ly.  But we
never 'ad no bad words between us.  Just cheeky-like.  'E never
meant no harm.  That kind never does, sir.  Wasn't it 'im that got
the medal, sir?"

"Yes, a D.S.O."

"Will you be wanting anything else, sir?"

"Nothing more now--umph--till chapel time.  He was killed--in
Egypt, I think. . . .  Yes--umph--you can bring my supper about

"Very good, sir."

A pleasant, placid life, at Mrs. Wickett's.  He had no worries; his
pension was adequate, and there was a little money saved up
besides.  He could afford everything and anything he wanted.  His
room was furnished simply and with schoolmasterly taste: a few
bookshelves and sporting trophies; a mantelpiece crowded with
fixture cards and signed photographs of boys and men; a worn Turkey
carpet; big easy-chairs; pictures on the wall of the Acropolis and
the Forum.  Nearly everything had come out of his old housemaster's
room in School House.  The books were chiefly classical, the
classics having been his subject; there was, however, a seasoning
of history and belles-lettres.  There was also a bottom shelf piled
up with cheap editions of detective novels.  Chips enjoyed these.
Sometimes he took down Vergil or Xenophon and read for a few
moments, but he was soon back again with Doctor Thorndyke or
Inspector French.  He was not, despite his long years of assiduous
teaching, a very profound classical scholar; indeed, he thought of
Latin and Greek far more as dead languages from which English
gentlemen ought to know a few quotations than as living tongues
that had ever been spoken by living people.  He liked those short
leading articles in the Times that introduced a few tags that he
recognized.  To be among the dwindling number of people who
understood such things was to him a kind of secret and valued
freemasonry; it represented, he felt, one of the chief benefits to
be derived from a classical education.

So there he lived, at Mrs. Wickett's, with his quiet enjoyments of
reading and talking and remembering; an old man, white-haired and
only a little bald, still fairly active for his years, drinking
tea, receiving callers, busying himself with corrections for the
next edition of the Brookfeldian Directory, writing his occasional
letters in thin, spidery, but very legible script.  He had new
masters to tea, as well as new boys.  There were two of them that
autumn term, and as they were leaving after their visit one of them
commented:  "Quite a character, the old boy, isn't he?  All that
fuss about mixing the tea--a typical bachelor, if ever there was

Which was oddly incorrect; because Chips was not a bachelor at all.
He had married, though it was so long ago that none of the staff at
Brookfield could remember his wife.


There came to him, stirred by the warmth of the fire and the gentle
aroma of tea, a thousand tangled recollections of old times.
Spring--the spring of 1896.  He was forty-eight--an age at which a
permanence of habits begins to be predictable.  He had just been
appointed housemaster; with this and his classical forms, he had
made for himself a warm and busy corner of life.  During the summer
vacation he went up to the Lake District with Rowden, a colleague;
they walked and climbed for a week, until Rowden had to leave
suddenly on some family business.  Chips stayed on alone at Wasdale
Head, where he boarded in a small farmhouse.

One day, climbing on Great Gable, he noticed a girl waving
excitedly from a dangerous-looking ledge.  Thinking she was in
difficulties, he hastened toward her, but in doing so slipped
himself and wrenched his ankle.  As it turned out, she was not in
difficulties at all, but was merely signaling to a friend farther
down the mountain; she was an expert climber, better even than
Chips, who was pretty good.  Thus he found himself the rescued
instead of the rescuer; and neither role was one for which he had
much relish.  For he did not, he would have said, care for women;
he never felt at home or at ease with them; and that monstrous
creature beginning to be talked about, the New Woman of the
nineties, filled him with horror.  He was a quiet, conventional
person, and the world, viewed from the haven of Brookfield, seemed
to him full of distasteful innovations; there was a fellow named
Bernard Shaw who had the strangest and most reprehensible opinions;
there was Ibsen, too, with his disturbing plays; and there was this
new craze for bicycling which was being taken up by women equally
with men.  Chips did not hold with all this modern newness and
freedom.  He had a vague notion, if he ever formulated it, that
nice women were weak, timid, and delicate, and that nice men
treated them with a polite but rather distant chivalry.  He had
not, therefore, expected to find a woman on Great Gable; but,
having encountered one who seemed to need masculine help, it was
even more terrifying that she should turn the tables by helping
him.  For she did.  She and her friend had to.  He could scarcely
walk, and it was a hard job getting him down the steep track to

Her name was Katherine Bridges; she was twenty-five--young enough
to be Chips's daughter.  She had blue, flashing eyes and freckled
cheeks and smooth straw-colored hair.  She too was staying at a
farm, on holiday with a girl friend, and as she considered herself
responsible for Chips's accident, she used to bicycle along the
side of the lake to the house in which the quiet, middle-aged,
serious-looking man lay resting.

That was how she thought of him at first.  And he, because she rode
a bicycle and was unafraid to visit a man alone in a farmhouse
sitting room, wondered vaguely what the world was coming to.  His
sprain put him at her mercy, and it was soon revealed to him how
much he might need that mercy.  She was a governess out of a job,
with a little money saved up; she read and admired Ibsen; she
believed that women ought to be admitted to the universities; she
even thought they ought to have a vote.  In politics she was a
radical, with leanings toward the views of people like Bernard Shaw
and William Morris.  All her ideas and opinions she poured out to
Chips during those summer afternoons at Wasdale Head; and he,
because he was not very articulate, did not at first think it worth
while to contradict them.  Her friend went away, but she stayed;
what COULD you do with such a person, Chips thought.  He used to
hobble with sticks along a footpath leading to the tiny church;
there was a stone slab on the wall, and it was comfortable to sit
down, facing the sunlight and the green-brown majesty of the Gable
and listening to the chatter of--well, yes, Chips had to admit it--
a very beautiful girl.

He had never met anyone like her.  He had always thought that the
modern type, this "new woman" business, would repel him; and here
she was, making him positively look forward to the glimpse of her
safety bicycle careering along the lakeside road.  And she, too,
had never met anyone like HIM.  She had always thought that middle-
aged men who read the Times and disapproved of modernity were
terrible bores; yet here he was, claiming her interest and
attention far more than youths of her own age.  She liked him,
initially, because he was so hard to get to know, because he had
gentle and quiet manners, because his opinions dated from those
utterly impossible seventies and eighties and even earlier--yet
were, for all that, so thoroughly honest; and because--because his
eyes were brown and he looked charming when he smiled.  "Of course,
_I_ shall call you Chips, too," she said, when she learned that was
his nickname at school.

Within a week they were head over heels in love; before Chips could
walk without a stick, they considered themselves engaged; and they
were married in London a week before the beginning of the autumn


When Chips, dreaming through the hours at Mrs. Wickett's,
recollected those days, he used to look down at his feet and wonder
which one it was that had performed so signal a service.  That, the
trivial cause of so many momentous happenings, was the one thing of
which details evaded him.  But he resaw the glorious hump of the
Gable (he had never visited the Lake District since), and the mouse-
gray depths of Wastwater under the Screes; he could resmell the
washed air after heavy rain, and refollow the ribbon of the pass
across to Sty Head.  So clearly it lingered, that time of dizzy
happiness, those evening strolls by the waterside, her cool voice
and her gay laughter.  She had been a very happy person, always.

They had both been so eager, planning a future together; but he had
been rather serious about it, even a little awed.  It would be all
right, of course, her coming to Brookfield; other housemasters were
married.  And she liked boys, she told him, and would enjoy living
among them.  "Oh, Chips, I'm so glad you are what you are.  I was
afraid you were a solicitor or a stockbroker or a dentist or a man
with a big cotton business in Manchester.  When I first met you, I
mean.  Schoolmastering's so different, so important, don't you
think?  To be influencing those who are going to grow up and matter
to the world . . ."

Chips said he hadn't thought of it like that--or, at least, not
often.  He did his best; that was all anyone could do in any job.

"Yes, of course, Chips.  I do love you for saying simple things
like that."

And one morning--another memory gem-clear when he turned to it--he
had for some reason been afflicted with an acute desire to
depreciate himself and all his attainments.  He had told her of his
only mediocre degree, of his occasional difficulties of discipline,
of the certainty that he would never get a promotion, and of his
complete ineligibility to marry a young and ambitious girl.  And at
the end of it all she had laughed in answer.

She had no parents and was married from the house of an aunt in
Ealing.  On the night before the wedding, when Chips left the house
to return to his hotel, she said, with mock gravity:  "This is an
occasion, you know--this last farewell of ours.  I feel rather like
a new boy beginning his first term with you.  Not scared, mind you--
but just, for once, in a thoroughly respectful mood.  Shall I call
you 'sir'--or would 'Mr. Chips' be the right thing?  'Mr. Chips,' I
think.  Good-bye, then--good-bye, Mr. Chips. . . ."

(A hansom clop-clopping in the roadway; green-pale gas lamps
flickering on a wet pavement; newsboys shouting something about
South Africa; Sherlock Holmes in Baker Street.)

"Good-bye, Mr. Chips. . . ."


There had followed then a time of such happiness that Chips,
remembering it long afterward, hardly believed it could ever have
happened before or since in the world.  For his marriage was a
triumphant success.  Katherine conquered Brookfield as she had
conquered Chips; she was immensely popular with boys and masters
alike.  Even the wives of the masters, tempted at first to be
jealous of one so young and lovely, could not long resist her

But most remarkable of all was the change she made in Chips.  Till
his marriage he had been a dry and rather neutral sort of person;
liked and thought well of by Brookfield in general, but not of the
stuff that makes for great popularity or that stirs great
affection.  He had been at Brookfield for over a quarter of a
century, long enough to have established himself as a decent fellow
and a hard worker; but just too long for anyone to believe him
capable of ever being much more.  He had, in fact, already begun to
sink into that creeping dry rot of pedagogy which is the worst and
ultimate pitfall of the profession; giving the same lessons year
after year had formed a groove into which the other affairs of his
life adjusted themselves with insidious ease.  He worked well; he
was conscientious; he was a fixture that gave service, satisfaction,
confidence, everything except inspiration.

And then came this astonishing girl-wife whom nobody had expected--
least of all Chips himself.  She made him, to all appearances, a
new man; though most of the newness was really a warming to life of
things that were old, imprisoned, and unguessed.  His eyes gained
sparkle; his mind, which was adequately if not brilliantly
equipped, began to move more adventurously.  The one thing he had
always had, a sense of humor, blossomed into a sudden richness to
which his years lent maturity.  He began to feel a greater
sureness; his discipline improved to a point at which it could
become, in a sense, less rigid; he became more popular.  When he
had first come to Brookfield he had aimed to be loved, honored, and
obeyed--but obeyed, at any rate.  Obedience he had secured, and
honor had been granted him; but only now came love, the sudden love
of boys for a man who was kind without being soft, who understood
them well enough, but not too much, and whose private happiness
linked them with their own.  He began to make little jokes, the
sort that schoolboys like--mnemonics and puns that raised laughs
and at the same time imprinted something in the mind.  There was
one that never failed to please, though it was only a sample of
many others.  Whenever his Roman History forms came to deal with
the Lex Canuleia, the law that permitted patricians to marry
plebeians, Chips used to add:  "So that, you see, if Miss Plebs
wanted Mr. Patrician to marry her, and he said he couldn't, she
probably replied:  'Oh yes, you can, you liar!'"  Roars of

And Kathie broadened his views and opinions, also, giving him an
outlook far beyond the roofs and turrets of Brookfield, so that he
saw his country as something deep and gracious to which Brookfield
was but one of many feeding streams.  She had a cleverer brain than
his, and he could not confuse her ideas even if and when he
disagreed with them; he remained, for instance, a Conservative in
politics, despite all her radical-socialist talk.  But even where
he did not accept, he absorbed; her young idealism worked upon his
maturity to produce an amalgam very gentle and wise.

Sometimes she persuaded him completely.  Brookfield, for example,
ran a mission in East London, to which boys and parents contributed
generously with money but rarely with personal contact.  It was
Katherine who suggested that a team from the mission should come up
to Brookfield and play one of the School's elevens at soccer.  The
idea was so revolutionary that from anyone but Katherine it could
not have survived its first frosty reception.  To introduce a group
of slum boys to the serene pleasaunces of better-class youngsters
seemed at first a wanton stirring of all kinds of things that had
better be left untouched.  The whole staff was against it, and the
School, if its opinion could have been taken, was probably against
it too.  Everyone was certain that the East End lads would be
hooligans, or else that they would be made to feel uncomfortable;
anyhow, there would be "incidents," and everyone would be confused
and upset.  Yet Katherine persisted.

"Chips," she said, "they're wrong, you know, and I'm right.  I'm
looking ahead to the future, they and you are looking back to the
past.  England isn't always going to be divided into officers and
'other ranks.'  And those Poplar boys are just as important--to
England--as Brookfield is.  You've got to have them here, Chips.
You can't satisfy your conscience by writing a check for a few
guineas and keeping them at arm's length.  Besides, they're proud
of Brookfield--just as you are.  Years hence, maybe, boys of that
sort will be coming here--a few of them, at any rate.  Why not?
Why ever not?  Chips, dear, remember this is eighteen-ninety-seven--
not sixty-seven, when you were up at Cambridge.  You got your
ideas well stuck in those days, and good ideas they were too, a lot
of them.  But a few--just a few, Chips--want unsticking. . . ."

Rather to her surprise, he gave way and suddenly became a keen
advocate of the proposal, and the volte-face was so complete that
the authorities were taken unawares and found themselves consenting
to the dangerous experiment.  The boys from Poplar arrived at
Brookfield one Saturday afternoon, played soccer with the School's
second team, were honorably defeated by seven goals to five, and
later had high tea with the School team in the Dining Hall.  They
then met the Head and were shown over the School, and Chips saw
them off at the railway station in the evening.  Everything had
passed without the slightest hitch of any kind, and it was clear
that the visitors were taking away with them as fine an impression
as they had left behind.

They took back with them also the memory of a charming woman who
had met them and talked to them; for once, years later, during the
War, a private stationed at a big military camp near Brookfield
called on Chips and said he had been one of that first visiting
team.  Chips gave him tea and chatted with him, till at length,
shaking hands, the man said:  "And 'ow's the missus, sir?  I
remember her very well."

"Do you?" Chips answered, eagerly.  "Do you remember her?"

"Rather.  I should think anyone would."

And Chips replied:  "They don't, you know.  At least, not here.
Boys come and go; new faces all the time; memories don't last.
Even masters don't stay forever.  Since last year--when old Gribble
retired--he's--um--the School butler--there hasn't been anyone
here who ever saw my wife.  She died, you know, less than a year
after your visit.  In ninety-eight."

"I'm real sorry to 'ear that, sir.  There's two or three o' my
pals, anyhow, who remember 'er clear as anything, though we did
only see 'er that wunst.  Yes, we remember 'er, all right."

"I'm very glad. . . .  That was a grand day we all had--and a fine
game, too."

"One o' the best days aht I ever 'ad in me life.  Wish it was then
and not nah--straight, I do.  I'm off to Frawnce to-morrer."

A month or so later Chips heard that he had been killed at


And so it stood, a warm and vivid patch in his life, casting a
radiance that glowed in a thousand recollections.  Twilight at Mrs.
Wickett's, when the School bell clanged for call-over, brought them
back to him in a cloud--Katherine scampering along the stone
corridors, laughing beside him at some "howler" in an essay he was
marking, taking the cello part in a Mozart trio for the School
concert, her creamy arm sweeping over the brown sheen of the
instrument.  She had been a good player and a fine musician.  And
Katherine furred and muffed for the December house matches,
Katherine at the Garden Party that followed Speech Day Prize-
giving, Katherine tendering her advice in any little problem that
arose.  Good advice, too--which he did not always take, but which
always influenced him.

"Chips, dear, I'd let them off if I were you.  After all, it's
nothing very serious."

"I know.  I'd like to let them off, but if I do I'm afraid they'll
do it again."

"Try telling them that, frankly, and give them the chance."

"I might."

And there were other things, occasionally, that WERE serious.

"You know, Chips, having all these hundreds of boys cooped up here
is really an unnatural arrangement, when you come to think about
it.  So that when anything does occur that oughtn't to, don't you
think it's a bit unfair to come down on them as if it were their
own fault for being here?"

"Don't know about that, Kathie, but I do know that for everybody's
sake we have to be pretty strict about this sort of thing.  One
black sheep can contaminate others."

"After he himself has been contaminated to begin with.  After all,
that's what probably DID happen, isn't it?"

"Maybe.  We can't help it.  Anyhow, I believe Brookfield is better
than a lot of other schools.  All the more reason to keep it so."

"But this boy, Chips . . . you're going to sack him?"

"The Head probably will, when I tell him."

"And you're going to tell the Head?"

"It's a duty, I'm afraid."

"Couldn't you think about it a bit . . . talk to the boy again . . .
find out how it began. . . .  After all--apart from this business--
isn't he rather a nice boy?"

"Oh, he's all right."

"Then, Chips dear, don't you think there OUGHT to be some other
way. . . ."

And so on.  About once in ten times he was adamant and wouldn't be
persuaded.  In about half of these exceptional cases he afterward
rather wished he had taken her advice.  And years later, whenever
he had trouble with a boy, he was always at the mercy of a
softening wave of reminiscence; the boy would stand there, waiting
to be told his punishment, and would see, if he were observant, the
brown eyes twinkle into a shine that told him all was well.  But he
did not guess that at such a moment Chips was remembering something
that had happened long before he was born; that Chips was thinking:
Young ruffian, I'm hanged if _I_ can think of any reason to let him
off, but I'll bet SHE would have done!

But she had not always pleaded for leniency.  On rather rare
occasions she urged severity where Chips was inclined to be
forgiving.  "I don't like his type, Chips.  He's too cocksure of
himself.  If he's looking for trouble I should certainly let him
have it."

What a host of little incidents, all deep-buried in the past--
problems that had once been urgent, arguments that had once been
keen, anecdotes that were funny only because one remembered the
fun.  Did any emotion really matter when the last trace of it had
vanished from human memory; and if that were so, what a crowd of
emotions clung to him as to their last home before annihilation!
He must be kind to them, must treasure them in his mind before
their long sleep.  That affair of Archer's resignation, for
instance--a queer business, that was.  And that affair about the
rat that Dunster put in the organ loft while old Ogilvie was taking
choir practice.  Ogilvie was dead and Dunster drowned at Jutland;
of others who had witnessed or heard of the incident, probably most
had forgotten.  And it had been like that, with other incidents,
for centuries.  He had a sudden vision of thousands and thousands
of boys, from the age of Elizabeth onward; dynasty upon dynasty of
masters; long epochs of Brookfield history that had left not even a
ghostly record.  Who knew why the old fifth-form room was called
"the Pit"?  There was probably a reason, to begin with; but it had
since been lost--lost like the lost books of Livy.  And what
happened at Brookfield when Cromwell fought at Naseby, near by?
How did Brookfield react to the great scare of the "Forty-Five"?
Was there a whole holiday when news came of Waterloo?  And so on,
up to the earliest time that he himself could remember--1870, and
Wetherby saying, by way of small talk after their first and only
interview:  "Looks as if we shall have to settle with the Prussians
ourselves one of these fine days, eh?"

When Chips remembered things like this he often felt that he would
write them down and make a book of them; and during his years at
Mrs. Wickett's he sometimes went even so far as to make desultory
notes in an exercise book.  But he was soon brought up against
difficulties--the chief one being that writing tired him, both
mentally and physically.  Somehow, too, his recollections lost much
of their flavor when they were written down; that story about
Rushton and the sack of potatoes, for instance--it would seem quite
tame in print, but Lord, how funny it had been at the time!  It was
funny, too, to remember it; though perhaps if you didn't remember
Rushton . . . and who would, anyway, after all those years?  It was
such a long time ago. . . .  Mrs. Wickett, did you ever know a
fellow named Rushton?  Before your time, I dare say . . . went to
Burma in some government job . . . or was it Borneo? . . .  Very
funny fellow, Rushton. . . .  And there he was, dreaming again
before the fire, dreaming of times and incidents in which he alone
could take secret interest.  Funny and sad, comic and tragic, they
all mixed up in his mind, and some day, however hard it proved, he
WOULD sort them out and make a book of them. . . .


And there was always in his mind that spring day in ninety-eight
when he had paced through Brookfield village as in some horrifying
nightmare, half struggling to escape into an outside world where
the sun still shone and where everything had happened differently.
Young Faulkner had met him there in the lane outside the School.
"Please, sir, may I have the afternoon off?  My people are coming

"Eh?  What's that?  Oh yes, yes. . . ."

"Can I miss Chapel, too, sir?"

"Yes . . . yes . . ."

"And may I go to the station to meet them?"

He nearly answered:  "You can go to blazes for all I care.  My wife
is dead and my child is dead, and I wish I were dead myself."

Actually he nodded and stumbled on.  He did not want to talk to
anybody or to receive condolences; he wanted to get used to things,
if he could, before facing the kind words of others.  He took his
fourth form as usual after call-over, setting them grammar to learn
by heart while he himself stayed at his desk in a cold, continuing
trance.  Suddenly someone said:  "Please, sir, there are a lot of
letters for you."

So there were; he had been leaning his elbows on them; they were
all addressed to him by name.  He tore them open one after the
other, but each contained nothing but a blank sheet of paper.  He
thought in a distant way that it was rather peculiar, but he made
no comment; the incident gave hardly an impact upon his vastly
greater preoccupations.  Not till days afterward did he realize
that it had been a piece of April foolery.

They had died on the same day, the mother and the child just born;
on April 1, 1898.


Chips changed his more commodious apartments in School House for
his old original bachelor quarters.  He thought at first he would
give up his housemastership, but the Head persuaded him otherwise;
and later he was glad.  The work gave him something to do, filled
up an emptiness in his mind and heart.  He was different; everyone
noticed it.  Just as marriage had added something, so did
bereavement; after the first stupor of grief he became suddenly the
kind of man whom boys, at any rate, unhesitatingly classed as
"old."  It was not that he was less active; he could still knock up
a half century on the cricket field; nor was it that he had lost
any interest or keenness in his work.  Actually, too, his hair had
been graying for years; yet now, for the first time, people seemed
to notice it.  He was fifty.  Once, after some energetic fives,
during which he had played as well as many a fellow half his age,
he overheard a boy saying:  "Not half bad for an old chap like

Chips, when he was over eighty, used to recount that incident with
many chuckles.  "Old at fifty, eh?  Umph--it was Naylor who said
that, and Naylor can't be far short of fifty himself by now!  I
wonder if he still thinks that fifty's such an age?  Last I heard
of him, he was lawyering, and lawyers live long--look at Halsbury--
umph--Chancellor at eighty-two, and died at ninety-nine.  There's
an--umph--age for you!  Too old at fifty--why, fellows like
that are too YOUNG at fifty. . . .  I was myself . . . a mere
infant. . . ."

And there was a sense in which it was true.  For with the new
century there settled upon Chips a mellowness that gathered all his
developing mannerisms and his oft-repeated jokes into a single
harmony.  No longer did he have those slight and occasional
disciplinary troubles, or feel diffident about his own work and
worth.  He found that his pride in Brookfield reflected back,
giving him cause for pride in himself and his position.  It was a
service that gave him freedom to be supremely and completely
himself.  He had won, by seniority and ripeness, an uncharted no-
man's-land of privilege; he had acquired the right to those gentle
eccentricities that so often attack schoolmasters and parsons.  He
wore his gown till it was almost too tattered to hold together; and
when he stood on the wooden bench by Big Hall steps to take call-
over, it was with an air of mystic abandonment to ritual.  He held
the School List, a long sheet curling over a board; and each boy,
as he passed, spoke his own name for Chips to verify and then tick
off on the list.  That verifying glance was an easy and favorite
subject of mimicry throughout the School--steel-rimmed spectacles
slipping down the nose, eyebrows lifted, one a little higher than
the other, a gaze half rapt, half quizzical.  And on windy days,
with gown and white hair and School List fluttering in uproarious
confusion, the whole thing became a comic turn sandwiched between
afternoon games and the return to classes.

Some of those names, in little snatches of a chorus, recurred to
him ever afterward without any effort of memory. . . .  Ainsworth,
Attwood, Avonmore, Babcock, Baggs, Barnard, Bassenthwaite,
Battersby, Beccles, Bedford-Marshall, Bentley, Best . . .

Another one:--

. . . Unsley, Vailes, Wadham, Wagstaff, Wallington, Waters Primus,
Waters Secundus, Watling, Waveney, Webb . . .

And yet another that comprised, as he used to tell his fourth-form
Latinists, an excellent example of a hexameter:--

. . . Lancaster, Latton, Lemare, Lytton-Bosworth, MacGonigall,
Mansfield . . .

Where had they all gone to, he often pondered; those threads he had
once held together, how far had they scattered, some to break,
others to weave into unknown patterns?  The strange randomness of
the world beguiled him, that randomness which never would, so long
as the world lasted, give meaning to those choruses again.

And behind Brookfield, as one may glimpse a mountain behind another
mountain when the mist clears, he saw the world of change and
conflict; and he saw it, more than he realized, with the remembered
eyes of Kathie.  She had not been able to bequeath him all her
mind, still less the brilliance of it; but she had left him with a
calmness and a poise that accorded well with his own inward
emotions.  It was typical of him that he did not share the general
jingo bitterness against the Boers.  Not that he was a pro-Boer--he
was far too traditional for that, and he disliked the kind of
people who WERE pro-Boers; but still, it did cross his mind at
times that the Boers were engaged in a struggle that had a curious
similarity to those of certain English history-book heroes--
Hereward the Wake, for instance, or Caractacus.  He once tried to
shock his fifth form by suggesting this, but they only thought it
was one of his little jokes.

However heretical he might be about the Boers, he was orthodox
about Mr. Lloyd George and the famous Budget.  He did not care for
either of them.  And when, years later, L. G. came as the guest of
honor to a Brookfield Speech Day, Chips said, on being presented to
him:  "Mr. Lloyd George, I am nearly old enough--umph--to remember
you as a young man, and--umph--I confess that you seem to me--umph--
to have improved--umph--a great deal."  The Head standing with
them, was rather aghast; but L. G. laughed heartily and talked to
Chips more than to anyone else during the ceremonial that followed.

"Just like Chips," was commented afterward.  "He gets away with
it.  I suppose at that age anything you say to anybody is all
right. . . ."


In 1900 old Meldrum, who had succeeded Wetherby as Head and had
held office for three decades, died suddenly from pneumonia; and in
the interval before the appointment of a successor, Chips became
Acting Head of Brookfield.  There was just the faintest chance that
the Governors might make the appointment a permanent one; but Chips
was not really disappointed when they brought in a youngster of
thirty-seven, glittering with Firsts and Blues and with the kind of
personality that could reduce Big Hall to silence by the mere
lifting of an eyebrow.  Chips was not in the running with that kind
of person; he never had been and never would be, and he knew it.
He was an altogether milder and less ferocious animal.

Those years before his retirement in 1913 were studded with sharply
remembered pictures.

A May morning; the clang of the School bell at an unaccustomed
time; everyone summoned to assemble in Big Hall.  Ralston, the
new Head, very pontifical and aware of himself, fixing the
multitude with a cold, presaging severity.  "You will all be deeply
grieved to hear that His Majesty King Edward the Seventh died this
morning. . . .  There will be no school this afternoon, but a
service will be held in the Chapel at four-thirty."

A summer morning on the railway line near Brookfield.  The
railwaymen were on strike, soldiers were driving the engines,
stones had been thrown at trains.  Brookfield boys were patrolling
the line, thinking the whole business great fun.  Chips, who was in
charge, stood a little way off, talking to a man at the gate of a
cottage.  Young Cricklade approached.  "Please, sir, what shall
we do if we meet any strikers?"

"Would you like to meet one?"

"I--I don't know, sir."

God bless the boy--he talked of them as if they were queer animals
out of a zoo!  "Well, here you are, then--umph--you can meet Mr.
Jones--he's a striker.  When he's on duty he has charge of the
signal box at the station.  You've put your life in his hands many
a time."

Afterward the story went round the School:  There was Chips,
talking to a striker.  Talking to a striker.  Might have been quite
friendly, the way they were talking together.

Chips, thinking it over a good many times, always added to himself
that Kathie would have approved, and would also have been amused.

Because always, whatever happened and however the avenues of
politics twisted and curved, he had faith in England, in English
flesh and blood, and in Brookfield as a place whose ultimate worth
depended on whether she fitted herself into the English scene with
dignity and without disproportion.  He had been left a vision that
grew clearer with each year--of an England for which days of ease
were nearly over, of a nation steering into channels where a hair's
breadth of error might be catastrophic.  He remembered the Diamond
Jubilee; there had been a whole holiday at Brookfield, and he had
taken Kathie to London to see the procession.  That old and
legendary lady, sitting in her carriage like some crumbling wooden
doll, had symbolized impressively so many things that, like
herself, were nearing an end.  Was it only the century, or was it
an epoch?

And then that frenzied Edwardian decade, like an electric lamp that
goes brighter and whiter just before it burns itself out.

Strikes and lockouts, champagne suppers and unemployed marchers,
Chinese labor, tariff reform, H.M.S.  Dreadnought, Marconi, Home
Rule for Ireland, Doctor Crippen, suffragettes, the lines of
Chatalja. . . .

An April evening, windy and rainy; the fourth form construing
Vergil, not very intelligently, for there was exciting news in the
papers; young Grayson, in particular, was careless and preoccupied.
A quiet, nervous boy.

"Grayson, stay behind--umph--after the rest."


"Grayson, I don't want to be--umph--severe, because you are
generally pretty good--umph--in your work, but to-day--you don't
seem--umph--to have been trying at all.  Is anything the matter?"

"N-no, sir."

"Well--umph--we'll say no more about it, but--umph--I shall expect
better things next time."

Next morning it was noised around the School that Grayson's father
had sailed on the Titanic, and that no news had yet come through as
to his fate.

Grayson was excused lessons; for a whole day the School centred
emotionally upon his anxieties.  Then came news that his father had
been among those rescued.

Chips shook hands with the boy.  "Well, umph--I'm delighted,
Grayson.  A happy ending.  You must be feeling pretty pleased with

"Y-yes, sir."

A quiet, nervous boy.  And it was Grayson Senior, not Junior, with
whom Chips was destined later to condole.


And then the row with Ralston.  Funny thing, Chips had never liked
him; he was efficient, ruthless, ambitious, but not, somehow, very
likable.  He had, admittedly, raised the status of Brookfield as a
school, and for the first time in memory there was a longish
waiting list.  Ralston was a live wire; a fine power transmitter,
but you had to beware of him.

Chips had never bothered to beware of him; he was not attracted by
the man, but he served him willingly enough and quite loyally.  Or,
rather, he served Brookfield.  He knew that Ralston did not like
him, either; but that didn't seem to matter.  He felt himself
sufficiently protected by age and seniority from the fate of other
masters whom Ralston had failed to like.

Then suddenly, in 1908, when he had just turned sixty, came
Ralston's urbane ultimatum.  "Mr. Chipping, have you ever thought
you would like to retire?"

Chips stared about him in that book-lined study, startled by the
question, wondering why Ralston should have asked it.  He said, at
length:  "No--umph--I can't say that--umph--I have thought much
about it--umph--yet."

"Well, Mr. Chipping, the suggestion is there for you to consider.
The Governors would, of course, agree to your being adequately

Abruptly Chips flamed up.  "But--umph--I don't want--to retire.  I
don't--umph--need to consider it."

"Nevertheless, I suggest that you do."

"But--umph--I don't see--why--I should!"

"In that case, things are going to be a little difficult."

"Difficult?  Why--difficult?"

And then they set to, Ralston getting cooler and harder, Chips
getting warmer and more passionate, till at last Ralston said,
icily:  "Since you force me to use plain words, Mr. Chipping, you
shall have them.  For some time past, you haven't been pulling your
weight here.  Your methods of teaching are slack and old-fashioned;
your personal habits are slovenly; and you ignore my instructions
in a way which, in a younger man, I should regard as rank
insubordination.  It won't do, Mr. Chipping, and you must ascribe
it to my forbearance that I have put up with it so long."

"But--" Chips began, in sheer bewilderment; and then he took up
isolated words out of that extraordinary indictment.  "SLOVENLY--
umph--you said--?"

"Yes, look at the gown you're wearing.  I happen to know that that
gown of yours is a subject of continual amusement throughout the

Chips knew it, too, but it had never seemed to him a very
regrettable matter.

He went on:  "And--you also said--umph--something about--

"No, I didn't.  I said that in a younger man I should have regarded
it as that.  In your case it's probably a mixture of slackness and
obstinacy.  This question of Latin pronunciation, for instance--I
think I told you years ago that I wanted the new style used
throughout the School.  The other masters obeyed me; you prefer to
stick to your old methods, and the result is simply chaos and

At last Chips had something tangible that he could tackle.  "Oh,
THAT!" he answered, scornfully.  "Well, I--umph--I admit that I
don't agree with the new pronunciation.  I never did.  Umph--a lot
of nonsense, in my opinion.  Making boys say 'Kickero' at school
when--umph--for the rest of their lives they'll say 'Cicero'--if
they ever--umph--say it at all.  And instead of 'vicissim'--God
bless my soul--you'd make them say, 'We kiss 'im'!  Umph--umph!"
And he chuckled momentarily, forgetting that he was in Ralston's
study and not in his own friendly form room.

"Well, there you are, Mr. Chipping--that's just an example of what
I complain of.  You hold one opinion and I hold another, and, since
you decline to give way, there can't very well be any alternative.
I aim to make Brookfield a thoroughly up-to-date school.  I'm a
science man myself, but for all that I have no objection to the
classics--provided that they are taught efficiently.  Because they
are dead languages is no reason why they should be dealt with in a
dead educational technique.  I understand, Mr. Chipping, that your
Latin and Greek lessons are exactly the same as they were when I
began here ten years ago?"

Chips answered, slowly and with pride:  "For that matter--umph--
they are the same as when your predecessor--Mr. Meldrum--came here,
and that--umph--was thirty-eight years ago.  We began here, Mr.
Meldrum and I--in--umph--in 1870.  And it was--um--Mr. Meldrum's
predecessor, Mr. Wetherby--who first approved my syllabus.  'You'll
take the Cicero for the fourth,' he said to me.  Cicero, too--not

"Very interesting, Mr. Chipping, but once again it proves my point--
you live too much in the past, and not enough in the present and
future.  Times are changing, whether you realize it or not.  Modern
parents are beginning to demand something more for their three
years' school fees than a few scraps of languages that nobody
speaks.  Besides, your boys don't learn even what they're supposed
to learn.  None of them last year got through the Lower

And suddenly, in a torrent of thoughts too pressing to be put into
words, Chips made answer to himself.  These examinations and
certificates and so on--what did they matter?  And all this
efficiency and up-to-dateness--what did THAT matter, either?
Ralston was trying to run Brookfield like a factory--a factory for
turning out a snob culture based on money and machines.  The old
gentlemanly traditions of family and broad acres were changing, as
doubtless they were bound to; but instead of widening them to form
a genuine inclusive democracy of duke and dustman, Ralston was
narrowing them upon the single issue of a fat banking account.
There never had been so many rich men's sons at Brookfield.  The
Speech Day Garden Party was like Ascot.  Ralston met these wealthy
fellows in London clubs and persuaded them that Brookfield was THE
coming school, and, since they couldn't buy their way into Eton or
Harrow, they greedily swallowed the bait.  Awful fellows, some of
them--though others were decent enough.  Financiers, company
promoters, pill manufacturers.  One of them gave his son five
pounds a week pocket money.  Vulgar . . . ostentatious . . . all
the hectic rotten-ripeness of the age. . . .  And once Chips had
got into trouble because of some joke he had made about the name
and ancestry of a boy named Isaacstein.  The boy wrote home about
it, and Isaacstein pre sent an angry letter to Ralston.  Touchy,
no sense of humor, no sense of proportion--that was the matter with
them, these new fellows. . . .  No sense of proportion.  And it was
a sense of proportion, above all things, that Brookfield ought to
teach--not so much Latin or Greek or Chemistry or Mechanics.  And
you couldn't expect to test that sense of proportion by setting
papers and granting certificates. . . .

All this flashed through his mind in an instant of protest and
indignation, but he did not say a word of it.  He merely gathered
his tattered gown together and with an "umph--umph" walked a few
paces away.  He had had enough of the argument.  At the door he
turned and said:  "I don't--umph--intend to resign--and you can--
umph--do what you like about it!"

Looking back upon that scene in the calm perspective of a quarter
of a century, Chips could find it in his heart to feel a little
sorry for Ralston.  Particularly when, as it happened, Ralston
had been in such complete ignorance of the forces he was dealing
with.  So, for that matter, had Chips himself.  Neither had
correctly estimated the toughness of Brookfield tradition, and its
readiness to defend itself and its defenders.  For it had so
chanced that a small boy, waiting to see Ralston that morning, had
been listening outside the door during the whole of the interview;
he had been thrilled by it, naturally, and had told his friends.
Some of these, in a surprisingly short time, had told their
parents; so that very soon it was common knowledge that Ralston had
insulted Chips and had demanded his resignation.  The amazing
result was a spontaneous outburst of sympathy and partisanship such
as Chips, in his wildest dreams, had never envisaged.  He found,
rather to his astonishment, that Ralston was thoroughly unpopular;
he was feared and respected, but not liked; and in this issue of
Chips the dislike rose to a point where it conquered fear and
demolished even respect.  There was talk of having some kind of
public riot in the School if Ralston succeeded in banishing Chips.
The masters, many of them young men who agreed that Chips was
hopelessly old-fashioned, rallied round him nevertheless because
they hated Ralston's slave driving and saw in the old veteran a
likely champion.  And one day the Chairman of the Governors, Sir
John Rivers, visited Brookfield, ignored Ralston, and went direct
to Chips.  "A fine fellow, Rivers," Chips would say, telling the
story to Mrs. Wickett for the dozenth time.  "Not--umph--a very
brilliant boy in class.  I remember he could never--umph--master
his verbs.  And now--umph--I see in the papers--they've made him--
umph--a baronet.  It just shows you--umph--it just shows you."

Sir John had said, on that morning in 1908, taking Chips by the arm
as they walked round the deserted cricket pitches:  "Chips, old
boy, I hear you've been having the deuce of a row with Ralston.
Sorry to hear about it, for your sake--but I want you to know that
the Governors are with you to a man.  We don't like the fellow a
great deal.  Very clever and all that, but a bit too clever, if you
ask me.  Claims to have doubled the School's endowment funds by
some monkeying on the Stock Exchange.  Dare say he has, but a chap
like that wants watching.  So if he starts chucking his weight
about with you, tell him very politely he can go to the devil.  The
Governors don't want you to resign.  Brookfield wouldn't be the
same without you, and they know it.  We all know it.  You can stay
here till you're a hundred if you feel like it--indeed, it's our
hope that you will."

And at that--both then and often when he recounted it afterward--
Chips broke down.


So he stayed on at Brookfield, having as little to do with Ralston
as possible.  And in 1911 Ralston left, "to better himself"; he was
offered the headship of one of the greater public schools.  His
successor was a man named Chatteris, whom Chips liked; he was even
younger than Ralston had been--thirty-four.  He was supposed to be
very brilliant; at any rate, he was modern (Natural Sciences
Tripos), friendly, and sympathetic.  Recognizing in Chips a
Brookfield institution, he courteously and wisely accepted the

In 1913 Chips had had bronchitis and was off duty for nearly the
whole of the winter term.  It was that which made him decide to
resign that summer, when he was sixty-five.  After all, it was a
good, ripe age; and Ralston's straight words had, in some ways, had
an effect.  He felt that it would not be fair to hang on if he
could not decently do his job.  Besides, he would not sever himself
completely.  He would take rooms across the road, with the
excellent Mrs. Wickett who had once been linen-room maid; he could
visit the School whenever he wanted, and could still, in a sense,
remain a part of it.

At that final end-of-term dinner, in July 1913, Chips received his
farewell presentations and made a speech.  It was not a very long
speech, but it had a good many jokes in it, and was made twice as
long, perhaps, by the laughter that impeded its progress.  There
were several Latin quotations in it, as well as a reference to the
Captain of the School, who, Chips said, had been guilty of
exaggeration in speaking of his (Chips's) services to Brookfield.
"But then--umph--he comes of an--umph--exaggerating family.  I--um--
remember--once--having to thrash his father--for it.  [Laughter]
I gave him one mark--umph--for a Latin translation, and he--umph--
exaggerated the one into a seven!  Umph--umph!"  Roars of laughter
and tumultuous cheers!  A typical Chips remark, everyone thought.

And then he mentioned that he had been at Brookfield for forty-two
years, and that he had been very happy there.  "It has been my
life," he said, simply.  "O mihi praeteritos referat si Jupiter
annos. . . .  Umph--I need not--of course--translate. . . ."  Much
laughter.  "I remember lots of changes at Brookfield.  I remember
the--um--the first bicycle.  I remember when there was no gas or
electric light and we used to have a member of the domestic staff
called a lamp-boy--he did nothing else but clean and trim and light
lamps throughout the School.  I remember when there was a hard
frost that lasted for seven weeks in the winter term--there were no
games, and the whole School learned to skate on the fens.  Eighteen-
eighty-something, that was.  I remember when two-thirds of the
School went down with German measles and Big Hall was turned into a
hospital ward.  I remember the great bonfire we had on Mafeking
night.  It was lit too near the pavilion and we had to send for the
fire brigade to put it out.  And the firemen were having their own
celebrations and most of them were--um--in a regrettable condition.
[Laughter]  I remember Mrs. Brool, whose photograph is still in the
tuckshop; she served there until an uncle in Australia left her a
lot of money.  In fact, I remember so much that I often think I
ought to write a book.  Now what should I call it?  'Memories of
Rod and Lines'--eh?  [Cheers and laughter.  That was a good one,
people thought--one of Chips's best.]  Well, well, perhaps I shall
write it, some day.  But I'd rather tell you about it, really.  I
remember . . . I remember . . . but chiefly I remember all your
faces.  I never forget them.  I have thousands of faces in my mind--
the faces of boys.  If you come and see me again in years to come--
as I hope you all will--I shall try to remember those older faces
of yours, but it's just possible I shan't be able to--and then some
day you'll see me somewhere and I shan't recognize you and you'll
say to yourself, 'The old boy doesn't remember me.'  [Laughter]
But I DO remember you--as you are NOW.  That's the point.  In my
mind you never grow up at all.  Never.  Sometimes, for instance,
when people talk to me about our respected Chairman of the
Governors, I think to myself, 'Ah, yes, a jolly little chap with
hair that sticks up on top--and absolutely no idea whatever about
the difference between a Gerund and a Gerundive.'  [Loud laughter]
Well, well, I mustn't go on--umph--all night.  Think of me
sometimes as I shall certainly think of you.  Haec olim meminisse
juvabit . . . again I need not translate."  Much laughter and
shouting and prolonged cheers.

August 1913.  Chips went for a cure to Wiesbaden, where he lodged
at the home of the German master at Brookfield, Herr Staefel, with
whom he had become friendly.  Staefel was thirty years his junior,
but the two men got on excellently.  In September, when term began,
Chips returned and took up residence at Mrs. Wickett's.  He felt a
great deal stronger and fitter after his holiday, and almost wished
he had not retired.  Nevertheless, he found plenty to do.  He had
all the new boys to tea.  He watched all the important matches on
the Brookfield ground.  Once a term he dined with the Head, and
once also with the masters.  He took on the preparation and editing
of a new Brookfeldian Directory.  He accepted presidency of the Old
Boys' Club and went to dinners in London.  He wrote occasional
articles, full of jokes and Latin quotations, for the Brookfield
terminal magazine.  He read his Times every morning--very
thoroughly; and he also began to read detective stories--he had
been keen on them ever since the first thrills of Sherlock.  Yes,
he was quite busy, and quite happy, too.  A year later, in 1914, he
again attended the end-of-term dinner.  There was a lot of war talk--
civil war in Ulster, and trouble between Austria and Serbia.  Herr
Staefel, who was leaving for Germany the next day, told Chips he
thought the Balkan business wouldn't come to anything.


The War years.

The first shock, and then the first optimism.  The Battle of the
Marne, the Russian steam-roller, Kitchener.

"Do you think it will last long, sir?"

Chips, questioned as he watched the first trial game of the season,
gave quite a cheery answer.  He was, like thousands of others,
hopelessly wrong; but, unlike thousands of others, he did not
afterward conceal the fact.  "We ought to have--um--finished it--um--
by Christmas.  The Germans are already beaten.  But why?  Are you
thinking of--um--joining up, Forrester?"

Joke--because Forrester was the smallest new boy Brookfield had
ever had--about four feet high above his muddy football boots.
(But not so much a joke, when you came to think of it afterward;
for he was killed in 1918--shot down in flames over Cambrai.)  But
one didn't guess what lay ahead.  It seemed tragically sensational
when the first Old Brookfeldian was killed in action--in September.
Chips thought, when that news came:  A hundred years ago boys from
this school were fighting AGAINST the French.  Strange, in a way,
that the sacrifices of one generation should so cancel out those of
another.  He tried to express this to Blades, the Head of School
House; but Blades, eighteen years old and already in training for a
cadetship, only laughed.  What had all that history stuff to do
with it, anyhow?  Just old Chips with one of his queer ideas,
that's all.

1915.  Armies clenched in deadlock from the sea to Switzerland.
The Dardanelles.  Gallipoli.  Military camps springing up quite
near Brookfield; soldiers using the playing fields for sports and
training; swift developments of Brookfield O.T.C.  Most of the
younger masters gone or in uniform.  Every Sunday night, in the
Chapel after evening service, Chatteris read out the names of old
boys killed, together with short biographies.  Very moving; but
Chips, in the black pew under the gallery, thought:  They are only
names to him; he doesn't see their faces as I do. . . .

1916. . . .  The Somme Battle.  Twenty-three names read out one
Sunday evening.

Toward the close of that catastrophic July, Chatteris talked to
Chips one afternoon at Mrs. Wickett's.  He was overworked and
overworried and looked very ill.  "To tell you the truth, Chipping,
I'm not having too easy a time here.  I'm thirty-nine, you know,
and unmarried, and lots of people seem to think they know what I
ought to do.  Also, I happen to be diabetic, and couldn't pass the
blindest M.O., but I don't see why I should pin a medical
certificate on my front door."

Chips hadn't known anything about this; it was a shock to him, for
he liked Chatteris.

The latter continued:  "You see how it is.  Ralston filled the
place up with young men--all very good, of course--but now most of
them have joined up and the substitutes are pretty dreadful, on the
whole.  They poured ink down a man's neck in prep one night last
week--silly fool--got hysterical.  I have to take classes myself,
take prep for fools like that, work till midnight every night, and
get cold-shouldered as a slacker on top of everything.  I can't
stand it much longer.  If things don't improve next term I shall
have a breakdown."

"I do sympathize with you," Chips said.

"I hoped you would.  And that brings me to what I came here to ask
you.  Briefly, my suggestion is that--if you felt equal to it and
would care to--how about coming back here for a while?  You look
pretty fit, and, of course, you know all the ropes.  I don't mean a
lot of hard work for you--you needn't take anything strenuously--
just a few odd jobs here and there, as you choose.  What I'd like
you for more than anything else is not for the actual work you'd do--
though that, naturally, would be very valuable--but for your help
in other ways--in just BELONGING here.  There's nobody ever been
more popular than you were, and are still--you'd help to hold
things together if there were any danger of them flying to bits.
And perhaps there is that danger. . . ."

Chips answered, breathlessly and with a holy joy in his heart:
"I'll come. . . ."


He still kept on his rooms with Mrs. Wickett; indeed, he still
lived there; but every morning, about half-past ten, he put on his
coat and muffler and crossed the road to the School.  He felt very
fit, and the actual work was not taxing.  Just a few forms in Latin
and Roman History--the old lessons--even the old pronunciation.
The same joke about the Lex Canuleia--there was a new generation
that had not heard it, and he was absurdly gratified by the success
it achieved.  He felt a little like a music-hall favorite returning
to the boards after a positively last appearance.

They all said how marvelous it was that he knew every boy's name
and face so quickly.  They did not guess how closely he had kept in
touch from across the road.

He was a grand success altogether.  In some strange way he did, and
they all knew and felt it, help things.  For the first time in his
life he felt NECESSARY--and necessary to something that was nearest
his heart.  There is no sublimer feeling in the world, and it was
his at last.

He made new jokes, too--about the O.T.C. and the food-rationing
system and the anti-air-raid blinds that had to be fitted on all
the windows.  There was a mysterious kind of rissole that began to
appear on the School menu on Mondays, and Chips called it
abhorrendum--"meat to be abhorred."  The story went round--heard
Chips's latest?

Chatteris fell ill during the winter of '17, and again, for the
second time in his life, Chips became Acting Head of Brookfield.
Then in April Chatteris died, and the Governors asked Chips if he
would carry on "for the duration."  He said he would, if they would
refrain from appointing him officially.  From that last honor,
within his reach at last, he shrank instinctively, feeling himself
in so many ways unequal to it.  He said to Rivers:  "You see, I'm
not a young man and I don't want people to--um--expect a lot from
me.  I'm like all these new colonels and majors you see everywhere--
just a war-time fluke.  A ranker--that's all I am really."

1917.  1918.  Chips lived through it all.  He sat in the
headmaster's study every morning, handling problems, dealing with
plaints and requests.  Out of vast experience had emerged a kindly,
gentle confidence in himself.  To keep a sense of proportion, that
was the main thing.  So much of the world was losing it; as well
keep it where it had, or ought to have, a congenial home.

On Sundays in Chapel it was he who now read out the tragic list,
and sometimes it was seen and heard that he was in tears over it.
Well, why not, the School said; he was an old man; they might have
despised anyone else for the weakness.

One day he got a letter from Switzerland, from friends there; it
was heavily censored, but conveyed some news.  On the following
Sunday, after the names and biographies of old boys, he paused a
moment and then added:--

"Those few of you who were here before the War will remember Max
Staefel, the German master.  He was in Germany, visiting his home,
when war broke out.  He was popular while he was here, and made
many friends.  Those who knew him will be sorry to hear that he was
killed last week, on the Western Front."

He was a little pale when he sat down afterward, aware that he had
done something unusual.  He had consulted nobody about it, anyhow;
no one else could be blamed.  Later, outside the Chapel, he heard
an argument:--

"On the Western Front, Chips said.  Does that mean he was fighting
for the Germans?"

"I suppose it does."

"Seems funny, then, to read his name out with all the others.
After all, he was an ENEMY."

"Oh, just one of Chips's ideas, I expect.  The old boy still has

Chips, in his room again, was not displeased by the comment.  Yes,
he still had 'em--those ideas of dignity and generosity that were
becoming increasingly rare in a frantic world.  And he thought:
Brookfield will take them, too, from me; but it wouldn't from
anyone else.

Once, asked for his opinion of bayonet practice being carried on
near the cricket pavilion, he answered, with that lazy, slightly
asthmatic intonation that had been so often and so extravagantly
imitated:  "It seems--to me--umph--a very vulgar way of killing

The yarn was passed on and joyously appreciated--how Chips had told
some big brass hat from the War Office that bayonet fighting was
vulgar.  Just like Chips.  And they found an adjective for him--an
adjective just beginning to be used: he was pre-War.


And once, on a night of full moonlight, the air-raid warning was
given while Chips was taking his lower fourth in Latin.  The guns
began almost instantly, and, as there was plenty of shrapnel
falling about outside, it seemed to Chips that they might just as
well stay where they were, on the ground floor of School House.  It
was pretty solidly built and made as good a dugout as Brookfield
could offer; and as for a direct hit, well, they could not expect
to survive that, wherever they were.

So he went on with his Latin, speaking a little louder amid the
reverberating crashes of the guns and the shrill whine of anti-
aircraft shells.  Some of the boys were nervous; few were able to
be attentive.  He said, gently:  "It may possibly seem to you,
Robertson--at this particular moment in the world's history--umph--
that the affairs of Caesar in Gaul some two thousand years ago--are--
umph--of somewhat secondary importance--and that--umph--the
irregular conjugation of the verb tollo is--umph--even less
important still.  But believe me--umph--my dear Robertson--that is
not really the case."  Just then there came a particularly loud
explosion--quite near.  "You cannot--umph--judge the importance of
things--umph--by the noise they make.  Oh dear me, no."  A little
chuckle.  "And these things--umph--that have mattered--for
thousands of years--are not going to be--snuffed out--because some
stink merchant--in his laboratory--invents a new kind of mischief."
Titters of nervous laughter; for Buffles, the pale, lean, and
medically unfit science master, was nicknamed the Stink Merchant.
Another explosion--nearer still.  "Let us--um--resume our work.  If
it is fate that we are soon to be--umph--interrupted, let us be
found employing ourselves in something--umph--really appropriate.
Is there anyone who will volunteer to construe?"

Maynard, chubby, dauntless, clever, and impudent, said:  "I will,

"Very good.  Turn to page forty and begin at the bottom line."

The explosions still continued deafeningly; the whole building
shook as if it were being lifted off its foundations.  Maynard
found the page, which was some way ahead, and began, shrilly:--

"Genus hoc erat pugnae--this was the kind of fight--quo se Germani
exercuerant--in which the Germans busied themselves.  Oh, sir,
that's good--that's really very funny indeed, sir--one of your very

Laughing began, and Chips added:  "Well--umph--you can see--now--
that these dead languages--umph--can come to life again--sometimes--
eh?  Eh?"

Afterward they learned that five bombs had fallen in and around
Brookfield, the nearest of them just outside the School grounds.
Nine persons had been killed.

The story was told, retold, embellished.  "The dear old boy never
turned a hair.  Even found some old tag to illustrate what was
going on.  Something in Caesar about the way the Germans fought.
You wouldn't think there were things like that in Caesar, would
you?  And the way Chips laughed . . . you know the way he DOES
laugh . . . the tears all running down his face . . . never seen
him laugh so much. . . ."

He was a legend.

With his old and tattered gown, his walk that was just beginning to
break into a stumble, his mild eyes peering over the steel-rimmed
spectacles, and his quaintly humorous sayings, Brookfield would not
have had an atom of him different.

November 11, 1918.

News came through in the morning; a whole holiday was decreed for
the School, and the kitchen staff were implored to provide as
cheerful a spread as wartime rationing permitted.  There was much
cheering and singing, and a bread fight across the Dining Hall.
When Chips entered in the midst of the uproar there was an instant
hush, and then wave upon wave of cheering; everyone gazed on him
with eager, shining eyes, as on a symbol of victory.  He walked to
the dais, seeming as if he wished to speak; they made silence for
him, but he shook his head after a moment, smiled, and walked away

It had been a damp, foggy day, and the walk across the quadrangle
to the Dining Hall had given him a chill.  The next day he was in
bed with bronchitis, and stayed there till after Christmas.  But
already, on that night of November 11, after his visit to the
Dining Hall, he had sent in his resignation to the Board of

When school reassembled after the holidays he was back at Mrs.
Wickett's.  At his own request there were no more farewells or
presentations, nothing but a handshake with his successor and the
word "acting" crossed out on official stationery.  The "duration"
was over.


And now, fifteen years after that, he could look back upon it all
with a deep and sumptuous tranquillity.  He was not ill, of course--
only a little tired at times, and bad with his breathing during
the winter months.  He would not go abroad--he had once tried it,
but had chanced to strike the Riviera during one of its carefully
unadvertised cold spells.  "I prefer--um--to get my chills--umph--
in my own country," he used to say, after that.  He had to take
care of himself when there were east winds, but autumn and winter
were not really so bad; there were warm fires, and books, and you
could look forward to the summer.  It was the summer that he liked
best, of course; apart from the weather, which suited him, there
were the continual visits of old boys.  Every weekend some of them
motored up to Brookfield and called at his house.  Sometimes they
tired him, if too many came at once; but he did not really mind; he
could always rest and sleep afterward.  And he enjoyed their visits--
more than anything else in the world that was still to be enjoyed.
"Well, Gregson--umph--I remember you--umph--always late for
everything--eh--eh?  Perhaps you'll be late in growing old--umph--
like me--umph--eh?"  And later, when he was alone again and Mrs.
Wickett came in to clear away the tea things:  "Mrs. Wickett, young
Gregson called--umph--you remember him, do you?  Tall boy with
spectacles.  Always late.  Umph.  Got a job with the--umph--League
of Nations--where--I suppose--his--um--dilatoriness--won't be

And sometimes, when the bell rang for call-over, he would go to the
window and look across the road and over the School fence and see,
in the distance, the thin line of boys filing past the bench.  New
times, new names . . . but the old ones still remained . . .
Jefferson, Jennings, Jolyon, Jupp, Kingsley Primus, Kingsley
Secundus, Kingsley Tertius, Kingston . . . where are you all, where
have you all gone to? . . .  Mrs. Wickett, bring me a cup of tea
just before prep, will you, please?

The post-War decade swept through with a clatter of change and
maladjustments; Chips, as he lived through it, was profoundly
disappointed when he looked abroad.  The Ruhr, Chanak, Corfu; there
was enough to be uneasy about in the world.  But near him, at
Brookfield, and even, in a wider sense, in England, there was
something that charmed his heart because it was old--and had
survived.  More and more he saw the rest of the world as a vast
disarrangement for which England had sacrificed enough--and perhaps
too much.  But he was satisfied with Brookfield.  It was rooted in
things that had stood the test of time and change and war.
Curious, in this deeper sense, how little it HAD changed.  Boys
were a politer race; bullying was non-existent; there was more
swearing and cheating.  There was a more genuine friendliness
between master and boy--less pomposity on the one side, less
unctuousness on the other.  One of the new masters, fresh from
Oxford, even let the Sixth call him by his Christian name.  Chips
didn't hold with that; indeed, he was just a little bit shocked.
"He might as well--umph--sign his terminal reports--umph--'yours
affectionately'--eh--eh?" he told somebody.

During the General Strike of 1926, Brookfield boys loaded motor
vans with foodstuffs.  When it was all over, Chips felt stirred
emotionally as he had not been since the War.  Something had
happened, something whose ultimate significance had yet to be
reckoned.  But one thing was clear: England had burned her fire in
her own grate again.  And when, at a Speech Day function that year,
an American visitor laid stress on the vast sums that the strike
had cost the country, Chips answered:  "Yes, but--umph--
advertisement--always IS costly."


"Well, wasn't it--umph--advertisement--and very fine advertisement--
too?  A whole week of it--umph--and not a life lost--not a shot
fired!  Your country would have--umph--spilt more blood in--umph--
raiding a single liquor saloon!"

Laughter . . . laughter . . . wherever he went and whatever he
said, there was laughter.  He had earned the reputation of being a
great jester, and jests were expected of him.  Whenever he rose to
speak at a meeting, or even when he talked across a table, people
prepared their minds and faces for the joke.  They listened in a
mood to be amused and it was easy to satisfy them.  They laughed
sometimes before he came to the point.  "Old Chips was in fine
form," they would say, afterward.  "Marvelous the way he can always
see the funny side of things. . . ."

After 1929, Chips did not leave Brookfield--even for Old Boys'
dinners in London.  He was afraid of chills, and late nights began
to tire him too much.  He came across to the School, however, on
fine days; and he still kept up a wide and continual hospitality in
his room.  His faculties were all unimpaired, and he had no
personal worries of any kind.  His income was more than he needed
to spend, and his small capital, invested in gilt-edged stocks, did
not suffer when the slump set in.  He gave a lot of money away--to
people who called on him with a hard-luck story, to various School
funds, and also to the Brookfield mission.  In 1930 he made his
will.  Except for legacies to the mission and to Mrs. Wickett, he
left all he had to found an open scholarship to the School.

1931. . . .  1932. . . .

"What do you think of Hoover, sir?"

"Do you think we shall ever go back to gold?"

"How d'you feel about things in general, sir?  See any break in the

"When's the tide going to turn, Chips, old boy?  You ought to know,
with all your experience of things."

They all asked him questions, as if he were some kind of prophet
and encyclopedia combined--more even than that, for they liked
their answer dished up as a joke.  He would say:--

"Well, Henderson, when I was--umph--a much younger man--there used
to be someone who--um--promised people ninepence for fourpence.  I
don't know that anybody--umph--ever got it, but--umph--our present
rulers seem--um--to have solved the problem how to give--umph--
fourpence for ninepence."


Sometimes, when he was strolling about the School, small boys of
the cheekier kind would ask him questions, merely for the fun of
getting Chips's "latest" to retail.

"Please, sir, what about the Five-Year Plan?"

"Sir, do you think Germany wants to fight another war?"

"Have you been to the new cinema, sir?  I went with my people the
other day.  Quite a grand affair for a small place like Brookfield.
They've got a Wurlitzer."

"And what--umph--on earth--is a Wurlitzer?"

"It's an organ, sir--a cinema organ."

"Dear me. . . .  I've seen the name on the hoardings, but I always--
umph--imagined--it must be some kind of--umph--sausage."

Laughter. . . .  Oh, there's a new Chips joke, you fellows, a
perfectly lovely one.  I was gassing to the old boy about the new
cinema, and . . .


He sat in his front parlor at Mrs. Wickett's on a November
afternoon in thirty-three.  It was cold and foggy, and he dare not
go out.  He had not felt too well since Armistice Day; he fancied
he might have caught a slight chill during the Chapel service.
Merivale had been that morning for his usual fortnightly chat.
"Everything all right?  Feeling hearty?  That's the style--keep
indoors this weather--there's a lot of flu about.  Wish I could
have your life for a day or two."

HIS life . . . and what a life it had been!  The whole pageant of
it swung before him as he sat by the fire that afternoon.  The
things he had done and seen: Cambridge in the sixties; Great Gable
on an August morning; Brookfield at all times and seasons
throughout the years.  And, for that matter, the things he had NOT
done, and would never do now that he had left them too late--he had
never traveled by air, for instance, and he had never been to a
talkie-show.  So that he was both more and less experienced than
the youngest new boy at the School might well be; and that, that
paradox of age and youth, was what the world called progress.

Mrs. Wickett had gone out, visiting relatives in a neighbourly
village; she had left the tea things ready on the table, with bread
and butter and extra cups laid out in case anybody called.  On such
a day, however, visitors were not very likely; with the fog
thickening hourly outside, he would probably be alone.

But no.  About a quarter to four a ring came, and Chips, answering
the front door himself (which he oughtn't to have done),
encountered a rather small boy wearing a Brookfield cap and an
expression of anxious timidity.  "Please, sir," he began, "does Mr.
Chips live here?"

"Umph--you'd better come inside," Chips answered.  And in his room
a moment later he added:  "I am--umph--the person you want.  Now
what can I--umph--do for you?"

"I was told you wanted me, sir."

Chips smiled.  An old joke--an old leg-pull, and he, of all people,
having made so many old jokes in his time, ought not to complain.
And it amused him to cap their joke, as it were, with one of his
own; to let them see that he could keep his end up, even yet.  So
he said, with eyes twinkling:  "Quite right, my boy.  I wanted you
to take tea with me.  Will you--umph--sit down by the fire?  Umph--
I don't think I have seen your face before.  How is that?"

"I've only just come out of the sanatorium, sir--I've been there
since the beginning of term with measles."

"Ah, that accounts for it."

Chips began his usual ritualistic blending of tea from the
different caddies; luckily there was half a walnut cake with pink
icing in the cupboard.  He found out that the boy's name was
Linford, that he lived in Shropshire, and that he was the first of
his family at Brookfield.

"You know--umph--Linford--you'll like Brookfield--when you get used
to it.  It's not half such an awful place--as you imagine.  You're
a bit afraid of it--um, yes--eh?  So was I, my dear boy--at first.
But that was--um--a long time ago.  Sixty-three years ago--umph--to
be precise.  When I--um--first went into Big Hall and--um--I saw
all those boys--I tell you--I was quite scared.  Indeed--umph--I
don't think I've ever been so scared in my life.  Not even when--
umph--the Germans bombed us--during the War.  But--umph--it didn't
last long--the scared feeling, I mean.  I soon made myself--um--at

"Were there a lot of other new boys that term, sir?" asked Linford

"Eh?  But--God bless my soul--I wasn't a boy at all--I was a man--a
young man of twenty-two!  And the next time you see a young man--a
new master--taking his first prep in Big Hall--umph--just think--
what it feels like!"

"But if you were twenty-two then, sir--"

"Yes?  Eh?"

"You must be--very old--now, sir."

Chips laughed quietly and steadily to himself.  It was a good joke.

"Well--umph--I'm certainly--umph--no chicken."

He laughed quietly to himself for a long time.

Then he talked of other matters, of Shropshire, of schools and
school life in general, of the news in that day's papers.  "You're
growing up into--umph--a very cross sort of world, Linford.  Maybe
it will have got over some of its--umph--crossness--by the time
you're ready for it.  Let's hope so--umph--at any rate. . . .
Well . . ."  And with a glance at the clock he delivered himself
of his old familiar formula.  "I'm--umph--sorry--you can't
stay . . ."

At the front door he shook hands.

"Good-bye, my boy."

And the answer came, in a shrill treble:  "Good-bye, Mr.
Chips. . . ."

Chips sat by the fire again, with those words echoing along the
corridors of his mind.  "Good-bye, Mr. Chips. . . ."  An old leg-
pull, to make new boys think that his name was really Chips; the
joke was almost traditional.  He did not mind.  "Good-bye, Mr.
Chips. . . ."  He remembered that on the eve of his wedding day
Kathie had used that same phrase, mocking him gently for the
seriousness he had had in those days.  He thought:  Nobody would
call me serious today, that's very certain. . . .

Suddenly the tears began to roll down his cheeks--an old man's
failing; silly, perhaps, but he couldn't help it.  He felt very
tired; talking to Linford like that had quite exhausted him.  But
he was glad he had met Linford.  Nice boy.  Would do well.

Over the fog-laden air came the bell for call-over, tremulous and
muffled.  Chips looked at the window, graying into twilight; it was
time to light up.  But as soon as he began to move he felt that he
couldn't; he was too tired; and, anyhow, it didn't matter.  He
leaned back in his chair.  No chicken--eh, well--that was true
enough.  And it had been amusing about Linford.  A neat score off
the jokers who had sent the boy over.  Good-bye, Mr. Chips . . .
odd, though, that he should have said it just like that. . . .


When he awoke, for he seemed to have been asleep, he found himself
in bed; and Merivale was there, stooping over him and smiling.
"Well, you old ruffian--feeling all right?  That was a fine shock
you gave us!"

Chips murmured, after a pause, and in a voice that surprised him by
its weakness:  "Why--um--what--what has happened?"

"Merely that you threw a faint.  Mrs. Wickett came in and found you--
lucky she did.  You're all right now.  Take it easy.  Sleep again
if you feel inclined."

He was glad someone had suggested such a good idea.  He felt so
weak that he wasn't even puzzled by the details of the business--
how they had got him upstairs, what Mrs. Wickett had said, and so
on.  But then, suddenly, at the other side of the bed, he saw Mrs.
Wickett.  She was smiling.  He thought:  God bless my soul, what's
she doing up here?  And then, in the shadows behind Merivale, he
saw Cartwright, the new Head (he thought of him as "new," even
though he had been at Brookfield since 1919), and old Buffles,
commonly called "Roddy."  Funny, the way they were all here.  He
felt:  Anyhow, I can't be bothered to wonder why about anything.
I'm going to go to sleep.

But it wasn't sleep, and it wasn't quite wakefulness, either; it
was a sort of in-between state, full of dreams and faces and
voices.  Old scenes and old scraps of tunes: a Mozart trio that
Kathie had once played in--cheers and laughter and the sound of
guns--and, over it all, Brookfield bells, Brookfield bells.  "So
you see, if Miss Plebs wanted Mr. Patrician to marry her . . . yes,
you can, you liar. . . ."  Joke . . .  Meat to be abhorred. . . .
Joke . . .  That you, Max?  Yes, come in.  What's the news from the
Fatherland? . . .  O mihi praeteritos . . .  Ralston said I was
slack and inefficient--but they couldn't manage without me. . . .
Obile heres ago fortibus es in aro . . .  Can you translate that,
any of you? . . .  It's a joke. . . .

Once he heard them talking about him in the room.

Cartwright was whispering to Merivale.  "Poor old chap--must have
lived a lonely sort of life, all by himself."

Merivale answered:  "Not always by himself.  He married, you know."

"Oh, did he?  I never knew about that."

"She died.  It must have been--oh, quite thirty years ago.  More,

"Pity.  Pity he never had any children."

And at that, Chips opened his eyes as wide as he could and sought
to attract their attention.  It was hard for him to speak out loud,
but he managed to murmur something, and they all looked round and
came nearer to him.

He struggled, slowly, with his words.  "What--was that--um--you
were saying--about me--just now?"

Old Buffles smiled and said:  "Nothing at all, old chap--nothing at
all--we were just wondering when you were going to wake out of your
beauty sleep."

"But--umph--I heard you--you were talking about me--"

"Absolutely nothing of any consequence, my dear fellow--really, I
give you my word. . . ."

"I thought I heard you--one of you--saying it was a pity--umph--a
pity I never had--any children . . . eh? . . .  But I have, you
know . . . I have . . ."

The others smiled without answering, and after a pause Chips began
a faint and palpitating chuckle.

"Yes--umph--I have," he added, with quavering merriment.
"Thousands of 'em . . . thousands of 'em . . . and all boys."

And then the chorus sang in his ears in final harmony, more grandly
and sweetly than he had ever heard it before, and more comfortingly
too. . . .  Pettifer, Pollett, Porson, Potts, Pullman, Purvis, Pym-
Wilson, Radlett, Rapson, Reade, Reaper, Reddy Primus . . . come
round me now, all of you, for a last word and a joke. . . .
Harper, Haslett, Hatfield, Hatherley . . . my last joke . . . did
you hear it?  Did it make you laugh? . . .  Bone, Boston, Bovey,
Bradford, Bradley, Bramhall-Anderson . . . wherever you are,
whatever has happened, give me this moment with you . . . this last
moment . . . my boys . . .

And soon Chips was asleep.

He seemed so peaceful that they did not disturb him to say
good-night; but in the morning, as the School bell sounded for
breakfast, Brookfield had the news.  "Brookfield will never forget
his lovableness," said Cartwright, in a speech to the School.
Which was absurd, because all things are forgotten in the end.  But
Linford, at any rate, will remember and tell the tale:  "I said
good-bye to Chips the night before he died. . . ."

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